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NYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...The Power Of Orange CockTheda brings up the power of orange cock and how it is something that she's always talking about. Macy agrees and sings a bit to the tune of a Tori Amos song. The gals go through a lot before the summer vacation. We're on break after July 10th but we'll be on patreon every week still! patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx2024-07-1040 minMovies Movies MoviesMovies Movies MoviesShowing up for Stress Positions w/ Theda HammelMovies, Movies, Movies gets all the meat off the bone talking to Theda Hammel, director/writer/co-editor/composer and star of Stress Positions. On the occasion of its screening at SFF they discuss people having problems with each other, and "horrifying American indie comedy". Saluting first timers Jen and André pry about taking your house everywhere you go, John Early, debuts, the Eye of the Duck, torture (seeing chicken on a floor), going naturalistic, Christopher Hitchens, a date where a man threatens to tell Jen's future but instead monologues after orgasm, and how Theda's 15 page birthday present became Brooklyn m...2024-06-071h 09NYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...See Ya Later, AlligatorMacy and Theda are stricken with Met Gala fever and need to find a way to afford couture QUICKLY! Theda is visited by a new dentist with an unusual methodology, and Macy is visited by the queen of fashion herself!2024-05-2343 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...Live From Los Angeles...The gals did a live show at The Elysian Theater in Los Angeles! Theda is over the movies and goes all in on music with her new agent, Kelly Osbourne. Macy takes a walk while a series of musicians come through the storied halls of the Elysian and hear Theda's pitch on a new song. Will she hit it big?2024-05-0157 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...A Mound Going In, A Mound Coming OutThis episode, the gals try to cure Macy's migraine by snorting some 'Tec, but they may have gotten a bit carried away. Mounds is a sponsor, and Theda fields a call from a rock legend.2024-04-2557 minOffice Hours Live with Tim HeideckerOffice Hours Live with Tim Heidecker294. John Early & Theda Hammel, Francis Starlite's Tribute to VicThe laughs came EARLY and OFTEN with actor/comedian John Early and actor/filmmaker Theda Hammel in studio discussing their new film “Stress Positions” among other topics including Tim's new song for John, Kate Berlant's secret message from last week's show, and AI songs. We also had an apologetic and touching musical tribute to Vic from our new friend Francis Starlite singing Elton John's "Your Song," a new video from Doug and Jay Weingarten called "Jay Stops By."Watch another hour of the show with more John and Theda, a new "New Guy" from Vic, a voicemail from...2024-04-241h 06NYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...Ellen Lies BleedingThe gals ricochet back and forth between topics on this jam packed episode! Macy goes country, Theda goes wild for a new pharmaceutical, and Ellen goes full juicehead, but it's all in a day's work at KNFW!2024-04-1748 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...Storyteller's Convention Part DeuxAfter Macy is detained by the nefarious private police force employed by the storyteller's convention, her only way out is to tell one HELL of a story! Meanwhile, Theda searches high and low for her friend and along the way finds a budding romance and a room of one's own. How will this gripping two parter end?! Only judge Ginger knows the answer!2024-04-0346 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...Nut HuntersMacy and Theda are served with a cease and desist from a very prominent member of young Hollywood.  They must look back at their actions and take accountability for what they've been deriving pleasure and healing from. 2024-03-1351 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...Live From New York...It's Josh Brolin!Theda is shocked to discover Josh Brolin has stolen her original IP and used it as the premise for a sketch on a network television comedy show! Sponsors include a Gen Z run candle company and a new product from Doctor Bowel.2024-03-0647 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...All Of Them GaysThe gals talk Theda's moody new passion project, a film where all of them are gays! But she needs a star...could there be one in the building? Possibly...if only his GIRLFRIEND doesn't get in the way! Let's go!2024-02-2850 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...Case Of The ExMacy comes in with yet another boyfriend related personality overhaul, but Theda has had enough. To break Macy's destructive cycle of codependent relationships, Theda must scrub through the archive to show her friend the error of her ways. 2024-02-1448 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...This Is Me...Now!Theda gets visited by international pop sensation, Jennifer Lopez, while Macy is doing chores in the next room. Will Macy believe Theda even though the diva continuously eludes her? Find out!2024-02-0755 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSAmuse Douche : Sundance Edition : All Dogs Go To Lucky Number SlevinTheda calls in from Park City and talks all the big movies that are ROCKING the slopes2024-01-2428 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...Dr. JackThis week, Macy talks about her new musical venture ideas and Theda gives some constructive feedback. Sponsored by Carnival Cruise and Moleskine Journals.2023-12-2049 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...Swiss Cheese EncryptionIt's a waiting game for our gals this week as Theda expects Erwin's call for their E-wedding. Meanwhile, Macy tries to pass the time with some ads and calls to...the past??? 2023-12-0757 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...I Don't See Women, Just Stacks of CanvassesThe time has come for Theda to get MARRIED!!!! Macy brings in a big time Hollywood makeup artist for the special day but will technical problems throw a wrench into the proceedings? Tune in to find out!2023-11-3051 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSOur Little AnnouncementHey Y'all! We're taking a short break from October 4th (today) to November 15th (6 weeks from today).  We know that's a bummer, but Macy is finishing her record and Theda is finishing her movie and the last thing we want to do is to produce sub par episodes for you guys. We will continue to post weekly "Club Ellen" episodes on Patreon, and we'll do weekly "Amuse Douche" check ins on the main feed, but full KNFW eps will be back November 15th. We're sorry for the shock but it'll be better in the long run trust us! We l...2023-10-0422 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...What's Eating Leo DiCaprio?In this ep, the gals get some high profile sponsors from arts and crafts to pop and punk! Macy tells a wild story of a sexual escapade, and Theda is dubious about an in studio guest2023-09-2052 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...Al's Booze BusThis week, cash rules everything around our gals and they have ad reads up the wazoo! Macy gets creative from a Red Bull high, Theda likes drink over smoke, and Oscar Isaac just wants a little smooch.2023-08-3052 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...After Hours...Baby I Swear It's Déjà VuAnother After Hours Ep where we answer your calls to the best of our abilities. Today, Macy swears she's got psychic abilities when it comes to HBO Max (Just Max now), and Theda hints that her next project may involve LGBT hero Jake Cruise! Anything goes, baby...2023-07-261h 06NYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...Pobody's NurtecMacy exhibits some strange and disturbing new behaviors while Theda gets to the bottom of a hot new drug scandal. Also in the hour: pop songs are back, Terry's gone wild, and we don't really listen to the show, but we hear it's great! KNFW starts NOW!2023-06-2155 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...Plenty O FishThe gals talk kink at pride and why "hammering" is all the rage before Theda gets a call from her mysterious new beau2023-06-1456 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...Give Him The SpearHappy Pride!!! Target faces backlash, Fire Island is flourishing, and Terry's in one of her moods...take cover!2023-06-071h 00NYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...Ageism(nt) An Issue For Generation ZThe gals try some new inventions from some iconic sponsors and Madonna Louise calls in to clock us on our Padams!2023-05-3159 minSeeking DerangementsSeeking DerangementsSD 230 - Blood for Bryan w/ Theda HammelWelcome back everyone! Hesse and I are joined by major trans celebrity Theda Hammel for a deep dive into Bryan Johnson, the billionaire freak who is dedicating his life to Project Blueprint, a $2 million per year endeavor to "de-age" himself. Listen to Theda's podcast, NYMPHOWARS everywhere podcasts are found and on Patreon. It's our favorite show. Find an extra weekly episode of our show on our Patreon too.2023-05-301h 24NYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...The Library of BBLMacy recounters her strange trip to Sri Lanka with Mr. Beast, and then the gals explore a strange library Theda discovered underneath the studio, staffed by mysterious hooded strangers. One by one, they pull down the classics of world literature only to discover the book's contents have been replaced by a mysterious phrase..."Dua Lipa..." What could it mean? And how can they escape before it's too late?  2023-05-2456 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...Sexy BeastMr. Beast and Bacardi 151 present the Lamborghini and Ocular Surgery contest with WHYY Philadelphia! A classic radio contest with some colorful contestants and some wonderful prizes!2023-05-171h 02NYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...A Vision Of HellLot's of big news today! Bud Light has finally switched over to wine bottles, Tim Gunn and Heidi Klum become sponsors, and we hear from Stefanie; a troubled young woman who just wants to be loved.2023-05-101h 08NYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...A Balm In The PalmBudweiser and the ACLU might be suing the girls, but that doesn't mean it's not still a sorta fairytale with them! Macy gets too drunk, Theda tries to help, and an old friend pops out of the woodwork.2023-05-0350 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...Opening Up The ConversationIf there's one thing we need to do in this crazy, mixed up world today, it's TALK! The truck lovin' gals know that all too well...Jeffree Star stops by, Anheuser Busch sponsors, and Macy tells a chilling story describing how she spent the pandemic.2023-04-2659 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...Sh*tting UpTheda comes back from her whirlwind romance with Sharon Stone to join Macy at the old KNFW studio. Macy has made a mess of things, but the girls clean the place up together and get back into the groove.2023-04-1956 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...A Rendezvous with BunnyTheda sips champagne with her vermillion cusp the actress Sharon Stone on a balcony in Paris, while Macy struggles to find the patience to address her callers alone back in the KNFW studio. Fortunately Sharon has a radio extender tower on hand, and Theda is able to call into Macy and get some much needed advice on lesbian lovemaking. Meanwhile Sharon's trans kid Bunny needs some advice of her own, and she thinks Theda might be just the one to give it. 2023-04-1245 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...The Vermilion CuspMacy reveals a hidden talent...the ability to read the charts of the Zodiac. Theda asks a personal question. The Zodiac does not lie: she will either be granted her dearest wish, or she will die. There can be no way of knowing which outcome will triumph. Fortunately her Saturn is in return -- as a lowlife janitor reveals his deep secret, and pays the price. 2023-04-0552 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSFull Length Patreon Episode: KNFW After Hours...Madonna's Last SupperThe road is an unforgiving mistress and the gals had to sit this week out due to unforseen circumstances.  But here is a full length episode from their Patreon offerings!2023-03-291h 27NYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...Good BoyMacy is dodging paparazzi because of her celebrity new beau and the gals have to navigate the complicated world of sexual politics.  2023-03-2252 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...Siphoning Cash With GrandmaMagic Mike's Last Dance disappoints Theda but thrills Macy, Barnes & Noble has a unique new business strategy and Macy's grandma has a stern message from beyond the grave.2023-03-151h 00NYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...Becky Has Two ToiletsIn this broadcast, the two gals lament on the state of the world right now for a "certain kind of family", and Macy might be cursed by a neighbor.2023-03-0854 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...Milk CheekOh, the horror! First the ladies talk filmmaking, then leering at the gym, then a quick detour into regional surgeries before a guest of unspeakable terror pops by. Patreon: https://patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx2023-03-011h 02NYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...Sucking The Winner's WayThe gals find out how to rise to the top and fall to the bottom with the enigmatic, ephemeral "presence" of author and motivational speaker Leil Lowndes.  Dr. Buccal calls in to shed some light on his controversial new surgery, and a "Friends" reboot may be in the offing! 2023-02-221h 00NYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...Double MassageAfter a brief and topical discussion of the 2023 Grammy Awards, Macy arranges to have an enigmatic male masseur named Rudolfo come over and give them both a massage at the same time. Hijinks ensue. 2023-02-151h 04NYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...Mrs. & Mrs. SmithAll MOVIES, all the time! The gals are talkin' Hollywood pitch machine today, churning out brilliant ideas on their own and listening to callers to hear what the people wanna see.  One thing's for sure, Andrea Riseborough is a comic to watch!2023-02-0856 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...Green LightsThe gals conjure a "Magic" film star via a combination of tantric chanting and liquid alchemy. The star appears to be "Dazed and Confused" but nothing is as it appears in this "Interstellar" journey. Check out Patreon.com/Nymphowarsxxx for bonus episodes and macyrodman.bigcartel.com for merch!2023-02-0145 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...Big Joe's BakeryTheda can't get Macy to tell the truth about her new beau (or her new accent) and suspects she's joined a sex cult. A trucker calls in with big time tea about the nasty old jokester, James Franco. Robert Pattinson smells like crayons. All talk, all the time! And check out our new Patreon series "KNFW After Hours..." at Patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx2023-01-251h 01NYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...Meet The PiratesTo the best of my knowledge, the gals discussed Bebe Rexha, and bestiality with lions, leopards, and whales. I'm so sorry but a lot of the transmission was cut off because I'm in a radio dead zone gosh darnit and I've only heard second hand from other friends that there was a great discussion about spindrift sodas, sadly lost to time forever. 2023-01-1831 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...The Power of SiaThe pop sensation Sia Furler crashes the studio to share some of her gift for song with us on the topics of the day. 2023-01-1158 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...God?On this very special episode, Macy and Theda invite two guest representatives from the Catholic church to discuss what God means to them. Macy gets some dating advice for the New Year, and the gals discuss what's to come this season on Paramount Plus! Sponsored by Pirates...2023-01-0452 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...Getting in on the Ground Floor with Damien HirstThe ladies touch briefly on holiday cheer but keep that to a minimum to make room for beauty and bloodshed. Macy wins the lottery, Theda gives an impassioned speech about piracy, and Barbie simply has no organs.2022-12-2836 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...RPXMacy gets married live on air to Bill's coiled up penis. 2022-12-2157 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...Devil's BaneWhy is life fun? It's fun because you hang out with your friends, you talk about this and that. Don't even worry what you're doing in life, just relax and enjoy the art of LIFE...With KNFW, in the morning. Ann Dowd is annoying us again. What else is there to say. 2022-12-1449 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...Coffee is Fierce, and Bath is C*ntTheda discovers weekend. Macy pukes from Madonna. Jeanne Dielman tops the polls. Ann Dowd is up to her old tricks. Special visit from the lube ambassador herself okurm? Please, give me a break. I'm trying to live here. 2022-12-0755 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...Bones DeepWhen I was thirteen, I had my first love There was nobody that compared to my baby, and nobody came between us nor could ever come above She had me goin' crazy, oh, I was starstruck She woke me up daily, don't need no Starbucks (Woo)* She made my heart pound, and skip a beat when I see her in the street and At school on the playground, but I really wanna see her on the weekend She knows she got me dazing 'cause she was so amazin' And now my heart i...2022-11-301h 04NYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...Don't Say WheyWhether you're learning to drive, or learning to code, one thing is for sure...freedom of speech and comedy are back. Featuring the longest ad read in the history of the world from the little springy ring you know and love...caribiner (in collaboration with Huda Beauty). And callers *weigh* in on a crucial question -- just what does the word ____ refer to? ripped illegally from the airwaves and uploaded here every week...it's KNFW.2022-11-2349 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...Better Share ClaireThe gals are back at the KNFW offices and it’s back to long haul trucking business as usual! Theda recounts her time trapped in the clutches of meth cooking outlaws, Macy dates a therapist, and TD Bank has a green and white color scheme.2022-11-0252 minStraightioLabStraightioLab"Being Gay With Your Friends" w/ Theda HammelPack your bags, because we're going to grad school... and NOT the useless kind! Nymphowars co-host, polymath, and public intellectual Theda Hammel joins Sam and George to dive into some of the most radioactive topics of our time: What is the endgame with cultural criticism? What exactly does Bjork want from the global community? Are straight guys getting gayer because of Instagram Reels? Plus: We investigate whether the medium is the message, or if that's just a harmful stereotype, Sam pitches a new dystopian sci-fi movie that's going to set the internet ablaze, and Theda gives the definitive cultural...2022-09-061h 02NYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKNFW...in the morning!KNFW…in the morning! Long haul trucker radio for the flyover country! Theda Hammel and Macy Rodman from the 2010’s classic podcast “Nymphowars” are hitting the airwaves again. This time on TERRESTRIAL RADIO.2022-07-2748 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSThe Out 100: Episode 3 "Traitors"Two podcasts. Two books. Two spouses. Two Out 100s. Two paths in life. Two trans.  Having parted ways after the events on the West Bank, Theda and Macy have dissolved their S-Corp and moved on. Macy's husband, a real estate shark, helped Macy claim all the assets from the old podcast, so Theda is recording her new podcast "F*ck ______." on a microcassette player with her wife Hadar, an Israeli ex-patriate. Meanwhile, Macy's star continues to rise with bookdeals, podcasts, and wealth. The two are further apart than ever, but could an email from Andy Cohen be t...2020-02-061h 12NYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSThe Out 100: Episode 2 "Real Gays"The girls join the permanent cast of Andy Cohen's latest Bravo reality tv show "Real Gays of New York" in an attempt to rehabilitate their image, but quickly discover that doing so puts them in an extremely precarious ethical position. Macy and Theda differ in their approach to the delicate situation, and both pursue their own strategy to mixed effect. 2020-01-2242 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSThe Out 100: Episode 1 "Mockery"The girls are back with a three episode miniseries to lead up to their live events at the Lyric Hyperion in Los Angeles, February 7th and 8th, 2020.  On the morning of a Blow Jobin' Experience broadcast, Theda feels a little down because the podcast wasn't included in the Out 100, but Macy has a special plan to cheer her up. Meanwhile, Theda's got an idea for how to make the show more palatable. But after one major on-air blunder, the girls get into even worse shape than before. Will ANYONE help them?2020-01-1050 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARS20.5 Season 2 EpilogueMacy and Theda look back at all the highs and lows of season 2 of Nymphowars! The gals talk everything from RuPaul cooking behind the scenes to GaGa's mom crashing the bi orgy. Also a slightly crass reminder that our Patreon content will still be coming out even though the main season is over.  Thank you all for listening. Breed each other into compassion...have a wonderful day *kiss* Also special thanks to Amy Zimmer who is definitely not heard on this episode but aided in behind the scenes stuff...2019-09-1400 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSThe Fisting Special Fisting SpecialThe epic sporting event you've all been waiting for. Three rounds. High stakes. A gathering of beloved friends. Will the wrath of Dua Lipa be appeased? Tune into find out. Thank you all for another wonderful season. Love, Macy and Theda. 2019-09-041h 44NYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSBon AppetitAmerica's favorite kitchenista Claire Saffitz is back with an all new episode of the hit series "Gourmet Makes" from the Bon Appetit test kitchen. At the insistence of her friends and colleagues, she's taking on her hardest challenge yet...a confection so crucial and beloved that some of her tasters might literally die if she messes up. Can she succeed, or will she break down once and for all? Find out on this week's Nymphowars.  2019-08-2954 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSThe Fisting Special Casting SpecialThe girls were invited to record an episode of their podcast live before an audience of mostly naked strangers at the Inferno sex party. After a spin around the room they proceed to completely lose their audience over the course of an hour. If you were there, relive all the happy memories now, and if you weren't--live them for the first time, only on Nymphowars.  2019-08-2151 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSBucket ListWeird guy Berrigan guides the girls up to Spencer Lake where they sit and talk about Macy's trip to Alaska, and Theda's apprehensions about the upcoming fisting special. 2019-08-1458 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSMarlo's DreamIn episode 11 of this season, we conducted a group interview to find and hire a new writer for our show. While there were a handful of decent candidates, no one wowed us quite like Marlo St. John, and amnesiac, bleeding from the side of her head, whose only possession was a 2014 appointment book with a single entry--that of the Nymphowars interview. We hired her on the spot, and are proud to present the first episode fully authored and directed by our friend and colleague, Marlo St. John. 2019-08-0739 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSUnclockable You (feat. SSION and Paul Cupo)Macy got a targeted instagram ad for a specialized tucking tape called "Unclockable you" and so the girls decided they should try it out. Joining them are Cody Critcheloe (aka SSION) and Paul, who have never tucked before. Join the four of them as they quite literally put it on, walk around, and take it off. Only on Nymphowars. 2019-07-3149 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSSucking Dick and Cock with Jacqueline Novak (and John Early)Jacqueline Novak's off broadway stand up show "Get On Your Knees" is the best shit we ever did see and we were lucky enough to chat with her, her director John Early, and her boyfriend, comedian Chris Laker after a Saturday matinee. Much like Jacqueline's show, this episode includes many topics in addition to oral sex, including Tom Cruise and the Ravioli Store, celebrity child names, and what it means to be a "Comic's Comic." This show is Nymphowars approved. And would be Jeffree Star approved, if he were still alive. 2019-07-241h 04NYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSMurder On The Stupid Bitch Express: ConclusionWith a dead body on board, and no authorities for miles around, podcaster Th3da H8mmel has no choice but to take the investigation into her own hands. After what surely is one of the most thorough and clinical group interrogations the world has ever known, she shares her theories with those on board. Who killed Jeffree Star, and does anyone care? Find out on this special 70 minute episode of Nymphowars. 2019-07-191h 10NYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSMurder On The Stupid Bitch ExpressEverything was set for Theda to have a pleasant train ride up the coast. She had a book, a bed, and her BEST friend Cait in charge...but something's amiss on the Coastal Starlight Express. For starters, it's crawling with D list celebrities. Chief among them? The notorious Jeffree Star, who's received a menacing threat scrawled in his own lipstick and demands Theda's help tracking down the perpetrator. Can she help him, or is it already TOO LATE? Find out on part 1 of this Nymphowars Mystery Exclusive. 2019-07-1044 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSWriter's RoomAfter a season and a half of programming, the gals run out of ideas and need to outsource. With Macy out of the office, Theda holds an open call for writers and gets a mixed bag to say the least!2019-07-0356 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSThe Interview Pt 2: Macy on ThedaMuch like the 1998 Craig Monahan Australian film of the same name, this episode was recorded with the eternal search for knowledge at its core! Macy asks Theda questions about life, art, and Geotran, and Theda answers those questions...sometimes with honesty and sometimes with diarrhea. Everything you could ever want to know, and much much more. 2019-06-191h 00NYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSThe Interview Pt 1: Theda on MacyMuch like the Seth Rogen/James Franco Vehicle of the same name, this episode was recorded with the eternal search for knowledge at its core! Theda asks Macy questions about life, art, and mysterious circumstances, and Macy answers those questions...sometimes with honesty and sometimes with riddles.2019-06-1251 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARS...RECONCILIATION!The feud that rocked the podcasting world finally reaches it's sexy conclusion with the help of Hal Sparks and professional mediator Lorelei Ramirez. That's all folks!2019-06-0556 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARS...FEUD![Until such time as the license holders of this account resolve outstanding contract dispute, episode description is withheld by order of Luminary Media Holdings inc. For further information, contact ldunham@luminary.com]2019-05-2959 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSThe US Army Presents The USO Aircraft Carrier Concert Series Presents VH1 Storytellers: NymphowarsYou spoke? We listened, and are proud to announce a full revival of Vh1's lapsed property "Storytellers" in coordination with the U.S. Army and the United Service Organizations. Over 20,000 navy troops requested the first booking be of Johnny "Cougar" Mellencamp, and, well? We couldn't say no. But in fact we did not book Mellencamp and went with the ladies of Nymphowars instead who regaled a small but happy crowd with stories of more famous artists, and the hits that inspired the hits. Happy fleet week.  2019-05-2248 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSCracking Tatigate: A Nymphowars Investigative ReportThe ladies of Nymphowars apply their razor sharp true crime podcasting skills to the scandal of the century: Tati Westbrook’s furious takedown of James Charles and its ensuing uproar. To aid them in their explanation, the girls have called upon the sage counsel of their wisest friends to answer such pressing questions as: who or what is a “Tati”? Is “Halo Beauty” a nutriceutical? It is chill to accuse your gay teen friend of sucking too much dick and cock when you are an old woman? And many many more. If you liked the hit podcast Serial, or even liste...2019-05-1555 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSTracyTwo transsexual podcasters must forge a path through treacherous obstacles to make their way to paradise in an epic journey of gargantuan proportions. Theda and Macy must use every tool at their disposal to survive the unyielding battle that is laser hair removal. Tracy, their longtime friend and laser technician at the Berkowits School (not sponsored), might just be their only hope. Let’s join them on their journey...2019-05-0852 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSThe Blow Jobin' ExperienceWelcome to The Blo Jobin’ Experience!!! The chit chat show that will live on our Patreon every Saturday from here into perpetuity! You will still be able to get all the zany romps, story times, and field pieces for free, but don’t be scared to peek behind the paywall at our talk show that will feature guests, call ins and more! Today we talk poop, Fergie’s predatory past, and poop transplants....sorry!2019-05-0159 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKill Drag Race Part II: Is She Bugs?In the thrilling conclusion of Nymphowars’ bombastic two part season opener, Theda fights her way to the final showdown against the Drag Race Illuminati. With Macy’s fate on the line, Theda must outwit the remaining judges, and RuPaul himself all the while preparing to nail the final lipsync for her life. Will she slay the drag patriarchy or sashay off this mortal coil? There’s only one way out alive...2019-04-2439 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSKill Drag RaceMacy is trapped in a frenzied state of catchphrase madness and can’t stop speaking in the cursed drag lingo popularized by the television phenomenon “Rupaul Presents: The Drag Race”. Theda has no choice but to seek guidance from an unlikely ally, Caitlyn Jenner, and go stealth as a contestant on the competition reality show as an undercover vigilante to stop the show’s nefarious influence and save her friend! One by one Theda must defeat the big wigs at the top of the drag industrial complex all while slaying the competition to win the show and gain access to the i...2019-04-1751 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSBeers, Bras, And Boobs: An Evening with Matthew McConaugheyTheda has been gravely injured doing a field piece in Texas while visiting friend-of-the-show Matthew McConaughey. It's up to Macy to assemble the archived footage into an episode worthy of the season finale. The resulting footage takes us on a deep dive into the dark personal history of actor and vaudevillian Matthew McConaughey, who has taken up residence in Amarillo Texas to perform his biographical one man show Beers, Bras, and Boobs for the next six years. 2019-01-0548 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSEllen Has Still Got ItThe girls hang out in Macy's room as she oils herself in unguents, chatting about Ellen's work in If These Walls Could Talk 2 and how they would update the franchise for today. Also mentioned, the planned Nymphowars hiatus for January/February, Patreon issues, and some surgery forecasting. Ellen does not have sperm. 2018-12-2649 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSA Flylady ChristmasBe a fly on the wall as the girls track the material for their Christmas special "A Flylady Christmas." Theda just isn't in the Christmas spirit and hasn't gotten Macy a gift. Plus her sink is filthy...What will she do? Just when all is lost, Flylady arrives to impart a very special lesson. What happens then will bring together many famous celebrities including it-girl Dua Lipa and influencer Nikkie Tutorials in a Christmas saga for all ages.  This episode has a very stupid premise. If you're confused please reach out to @nymphowarsxxx on twitter.2018-12-1948 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSPSSS (A Poem, A Story, A Song, A Sound)Have you ever heard of "The Moth"? If you haven't, well, it is a podcast about one thing we all love and that is stories. Many love moth, notleastofwhich Nymphowars. But what's better than just stories? Uuhhhh how about also having poems, songs, and sounds!!! Take that "moth." Listen as the girls wipe their ass with moth. F*ck moth. This episode is brought to you by Poems, Stories, Songs, and Sounds. "Poems, Stories, Songs, and Sounds...without them? big sad!"2018-12-1248 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSTwo Discarded ChunksIn two discarded chunks the girls discuss amphetamine addiction, trans health clinics, and Madonna's masculinity. The episode ends with another celebration of Macy's birthday, because the second chunk was cut for time from last week's episode. This episode is sponsored by My Field. O Field, My Field, what a great field you are. Let's hear it for my field. 2018-12-0549 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSEggland's BestThe girls take questions from the rabble and then introduce the world to a very special game. Their friendship is sorely tested. Can either trans survive without the other? Can they make up before Macy's Birthday?? Tune in for a thrilling and heartwarming episode of Nymphowars with special guests.  This episode is sponsored by Games. "Games. Want to play a fun game? Try Games." 2018-11-2948 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSM Face for the Hamm AceThe girls visit their friend M in her hotel room, where she is recovering from major elective surgery. One thing leads to another and Theda ends up having a great revelation. A low key chatty episode to kick off the holiday season. Just hang out. 2018-11-2255 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSLive from the 24th Annual Victoria's Secret Fashion ShowNymphowars comes to you live from the sidelines of the 24th annual Victoria's Secret Fashion show. The brass have learned their lessons from the uproar and cast a trans model...but at what cost? The gals receive feedback on their funny skit from some old friends, then embark on the true crime mystery of the decade: just who is SaigeLee43 and why does she love fucking and/or sucking a dick she shouldn't? Find out on this week's very special episode of Nymphowars.  2018-11-1456 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSWhat's A Hunty?The gals chat about Glenn Close crying like a baby, a Cronenberg monster who does catcalls, and a very surprising reinterpretation of The Shape of Water. But when Stephen Colbert asks Macy about some youth vernacular, things go awry.2018-11-0758 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSHistory Of 'WarsJoin Narrator Kevin Poop as we take a look back at the fascinating history of the podcast we know today as "NYMPHOWARS".  We look back at iconic and rare clips from some of the girls' previous radio ventures from 1930's radio plays up to that time the girls recorded while being abducted by a rather famous serial killer.2018-10-3143 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSEdible Ass PaintMagda accompanies the girls to the local Sephora where they scour the store for some crucial supplies. Theda gets attacked by a bug. Macy gets "Weird." No political current events mentioned. This episode is sponsored by Pat McGrath (Pat McGrath).  2018-10-2448 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSFlyLadyTinder stalkers, generation Z's, glam life gurus, and the death of the planet, plus a visit from a very special lady, and the death of a beloved granny.  This episode is sponsored by Flylady.net. "Are you living in CHAOS (can't have anyone over syndrome??) try Flylady's helpful tips for keeping your mind tranquil and your home spotless. Our daily newsletter will tell you all you need to know about how to avoid diseases. Visit Flylady.net for more information. Buzz buzz buzz!"2018-10-171h 00NYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSWhy Did You Do That To Me? A Star Is Born ReviewI have one question...and it goes a little something like this: why did you DO that DO that DO that DO that DO that to me? why did you DO that DO that DO that DO that DO that to me? why did you DO that DO that DO that DO that DO that to me? Why did you DO that...WHY did you do that??? This and all episodes of NYMPHOWARS are sponsored by Bing Map. "Bing Map: Crystal Clear Clarity and Very Big Map"2018-10-101h 07NYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSRoll Me Off The Boat Like Osama Bin LadenNymphowars' first field piece. The girls take a late night walk to a local cemetery where the presence of the buried dead inspires a sombre reimagining of the movie Titanic featuring only Old Rose and "Friendly Bill" Paxton. A Star Is Born gets some obligatory mentions in preparation for next week's ASIB blitz. Cyndi Lauper makes a brief cameo. Bjork sucks.  This episode is sponsored by Bing Map. "Bing Map: Crystal Clear Clarity and Very Big Map"2018-10-0357 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSThin Puffed CakesThis episode is mostly just a series of funny sounds. 2018-09-2646 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSTrans Pee LakeWow, many special guests on this one. Felicity Huffman drinks an entire lake and pisses it back out again in classic movie Transamerica. Patti Lupone on coke? I guess anything goes! Caitlyn spills the secrets of her life, while Matthew McConaughey takes his career in a new direction. Finally, Ellen tries real hard to fuck Tig Notaro. Will she succeed? Find out on this star studded ep of NYMPHOWARS2018-09-1950 minNYMPHOWARSNYMPHOWARSI Was Raised In the Back of a CabChase me once, shame on you. Chase me twice, I have to become your lawfully wedded wice* (*wife). Macy takes a ride in a hell cab while Theda blows a man on the eve of his marriage. Jerod Leto dies a terrible death. Pokemon GO to the polls. 2018-09-121h 02Sick Day with Dan FishbackSick Day with Dan Fishback“Double Gay” with Theda HammelDan introduces the podcast, refuses to apologize for describing a tarot reading he had in 2009,  and talks to major trans celeb Theda Hammel about her years of peak rage, incels, her role in Wallace Shawn’s “Marie & Bruce,” and the inherent dangers of heterosexuality. The audio quality of this podcast will improve tremendously at Episode 4, so grab some headphones and be kind for another few weeks. "Sick Day" is a listener supported podcast so please check out Dan's Patreon Page. Website: http://danfishback.com Twitter: http://twitter.com/dangerfishback Instagr...2018-09-091h 02