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HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUTChapter 14 - How to Fuck a Womans Brain's Out - Dollie gets the final word.(VERY LAST EPISODE.) Dollie reads her part from Appendix 1, "Interviews with Seven Kinky Women About What They Want and Need", where she tells you what makes her clit tick. Also, Dollie reads her short piece on polyamory called "Poly Dolly." AND THAT'S ALL, FOLKS! Thank you for listening, and tell two friends.
2008-10-0646 minHOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUTCHAPTER 13 - How to Fuck a Womans Brain's Out - Closing Arguments(second-to-the-last episode.) ThornDaddy tells you what made him the way he is today, and where he's headed. Then he explains his motivations: "This book is written to be read by men, and I hope some men have found something useful in it. But I really wrote the book for women, because women are so breathtakingly astonishingly perfect. I wrote this book for men to help the women of the world, to give more men more tools to take better care of their women."
2008-10-0129 minHOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUTCHAPTER 12.5 - How to Fuck a Womans Brain's Out - Overcoming Adversity (part two of two)Sample pre-play contracts. Recognizing and avoiding golddiggers. Dealing with societal, feminist and religious guilt. How and why religion wants to keep you from claiming your God-given right to have lots of righteously spiritual kinky sex. Why THIS BOOK IS THE ONLY TRUE HOLY BOOK, and you can tell that to any religious person who bugs you about sex! Also, a bit on protecting your home, your land and your women from coming wave of remorseless supercriminals during the impending total collapse of the infrastructure of the world.
2008-09-2733 minHOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUTCHAPTER 12 - How to Fuck a Womans Brain's Out - Overcoming Adversity (part one of two)Any relationship, even a near-perfect kinky one, will have some hardship. It's not all kittens and cream. And even when the relationship is perfect, sometimes the plastic world seeps through the cracks and pokes at your perfect "nation of two" (or "nation of three"). Here we teach you to deal with pregnancy and other diseases, mismatched sex drives, mismatched kink orientations, jealousy, non-orgasmic women, impotence. Also, how to say goodbye if it doesn't work out, without getting stabbed in your sleep. But what if she DOES want to stab you in your sleep? ThornDaddy tells you how to deal...
2008-09-2226 minHOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUTCHAPTER 10 & 11 - How to Fuck a Womans Brain's Out - How to Keep Women Coming Back & How to Keep Women in LineTrue communication in a D/s relationship. How to give your slave enough structure that she won't look elsewhere. Finding the right girl, the one you want to stay up late talking with every night for the rest of your life. Knowing that you can be replaced, and how not to be. Helping your slave deal with your polyamory. punishment, reward, passively training your slave, actively training your slave. And a few hardware suggestions. How to not be tied down by your slave. And finally, why marriage rocks, but why wedding rings are a scam.
2008-09-1328 minHOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUTChapter 9 - How to Fuck a Womans Brain's Out - Where to find Willing WomenThornDaddy tells you where to find women willing to have such earth-shaking sex that "even the neighbors will have a cigarette." You'll learn how to progress beyond old "one-night stand" thinking and hone your sex skills (and life skills) to live without interruptions in a monastic fuck-fest life of loving the brains out of curvy, pervy pretty smart ladies. You'll learn where to look, (and where NOT to look), online and off. You'll learn how to approach them from the magnitude of your soul to hook them on living and kneeling before your cock, body, brain and more, forever.
2008-09-0724 minHOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUTChapter 8.75 - How to Fuck a Woman's Brains Out - Holy God of Fuck! (Part 3 of 3)Photographing your sub, sharing photos of her (and/or sharing HER) with friends, Food fucks, fattening up skinny bitches. Punishment and reward. Swing parties. Wife swapping. Oral slave for others. Anal slave for others. Fingerbang slave. Gangbang slave. When to and when NOT to do all this. Women as furniture, women as art. Electrical play. Edge play. Tiger Balm anal play. And exquisite love that lasts a lifetime.
2008-08-3133 minHOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUTChapter 8.5 - How to Fuck a Woman's Brains Out - Holy God of Fuck! (Part 2 of 3)Ahh…the joys of ANAL PLAY. Fisting, felching, two-girl one-guy play, double-fisting, panty play. Proper cleaning before play. The care and loving of your slave. Anal training. Dealing with "Oopses." Fucking the shit out of a woman. Safety. OTK spanking and OTK fingering. Medical Play. Consensual Mind Fucks. Ravishment, Humiliation Play. More on safewords. And a bit on collars, with love.
2008-08-2434 minHOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUTChapter 8 - How to Fuck a Woman's Brains Out - Holy God of Fuck! (Part 1 of 3)DOCTORATE-LEVEL GREAT SEX. Getting her to say, and absolutely internalize, "You can do anything you want to me, Sir." Subspace...that endorphin-rush love-drunk disorientation and bliss. Here I tie all my experience together and teach you how to turn your smart little girlfriend into a cock-lobotomized fuck doll bitch who cannot speak, at least for a little while. We cover 3-somes. The different treatment of alpha subs and beta subs. Why and how pussy begets pussy. Why you should avoid orgies. The joys of coin-flip sex. Making your woman into a "hot wife." The lovely two-girl toe suck. "HANDS...
2008-08-1733 minHOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUTChapter 7.75 - How to Fuck a Woman's Brains Out - Kings Don't Live this WellHere we tie together all we’ve learned and use it on her while she’s tied up. Massage Fucks, butthole rubs, bolt rubs, nibbling and biting, hair pulling with panty sniffing, vibro-fucks, swing party fantasies, pantyhose ripping, rope play, kitty play/puppy play, collars, role playing, frozen cum pops, and much, much more. If you do half of the things in this part, you will go where few men have gone before. And your slave will thank you, and you will be likely to own her, in a deep, loving and throbbing way that no vanilla man can ever...
2008-08-1015 minHOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUTChapter 7.5 - How to Fuck a Woman's Brains Out - Kings Don't Live this WellDown-and-dirty nuts-and-bolts advanced rainy day fun activities, THINGS I LIKE TO DO WITH WOMEN, THAT WOMEN TEND TO LOVE. A bit of what I do, and how I do it, to inspire you and yours. Try some and see what works for you and your sweet bitch. Then get creative and start using PERVERTIBLES, Flex-O-Pleasers, learn TOY CARE AND STORAGE, and learn why you should mount a Handicapped Toilet Accessibility Bar on your wall TODAY. Find how to get cute engraved kitty collars for your human pets. And master the secret suggestion of equitabilities sexual evenhandedness: TRY IT ON...
2008-08-0216 minHOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUTChapter 7 - How to Fuck a Woman's Brains Out - Kings Don't Live this WellMaking a woman hot longer makes your life better. Here we talk frankly about how to suck, fuck, pet and more to keep her in a state of ready semi-arousal while she's just doing your dishes, and in a state of constant near-orgasm and actual orgasm for hours while sexing her. That's what submissive women tend to like and it's how to always keep women around. We also discuss pussy shaving, fluid bonding, vibrator insertion and other rainy day fun activities.
2008-07-2716 minHOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUTChapter 6.75 - How to Fuck a Woman’s Brains Out - Let’s Jump Right In!Good girls suck cock. Learn to make them love it, and how to teach them how to do it right. (Hint: most women do it wrong!) Fuck your woman as you please, and move her around as you want. The woman is your toy, given by God. You are there to complete her. Use her as a sacred vessel of virtue. Also, we break the sacred society creed and teach you "The Ancient Lesbian Hand Technique."
2008-07-1820 minHOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUTChapter 6.5 - How to Fuck a Womans Brain's Out - Let’s Jump Right In!We teach you how to know the boundaries of your sex slave, so you can lash her hands and have your way with her, over and over, to make her as happy as you. Learn to put the woman into your bed, dressed in a slip, pumps, lipstick, perfume and stockings, in a flurry of endorphins, slap, love and spunk. We tell you how to kiss, how to eat pussy, how to slap and spank with love, and how to slam your cock into her over and over as hard as you can, to reach that "spot" beyond her...
2008-07-1318 minHOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUTChapter 6 - How to Fuck a Woman’s Brains Out - Let’s Jump Right In!Yes, we have evolved beyond the hunter/gatherer survival needs with our modern society, but we're still wired a certain way. In primitive society the man had to hunt and the woman had to take care of the man in order to survive. And that's hard coded into our DNA. Here you'll learn to be an elegant, educated caveman and use submissive women for your pleasure to please both of you. A lot.
2008-07-0719 min
Zz: Podiobooks.com PromosThe Plump Buffet by ThornDaddy and Dollie LlamaTHE PLUMP BUFFET - a romantic kinky curvy cat cult comedy.
VALENTINE'S DAY RELEASE! The Plump Buffet is a cast-production BDSM
radio play about a sex cult in the desert... and they're all cats.
WARNING: "The Plump Buffet" is comedic literature with sexual motifs. If you are not of legal age, you should not listen. You should also not listen if literature with sexual motifs is not permitted in your community. You are also not to listen if you are easily offended by such material. But compared to network TV, it's a wholesome story... no one dies.
-THE PLUMP BUFFET...
2008-07-0701 minZz: Podiobooks.com PromosDiary of an S and M Romance by Dollie Llama and ThornDaddyThe first-ever adult title on Podiobooks.com.
"Diary of an S and M Romance" is the true story of a young widow reclaiming her life in a red-hot world of kinky sex. She's a feminist doing things that many feminists would consider beastly, and loving every second of it. In "Diary of an S and M Romance", Dollie Llama explores the complex connections between romantic sweetness and furious, nasty sex.
Part introspective journey of discovery, part tender love story.
Part manifesto of empowerment, part dirty dirty book.
"A refreshingly different book about an S and M relationship. The title 'romance...
2008-07-0701 minHOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUTChapter 5.5 - How to Fuck a Womans Brain's Out - How to Attract MORE WomenHow to find the girl at the party who is the most worthwhile woman in the room, and making her want you. Being excellent in her presence. Being worthy of being fucked and blown on command. Make her not only FEEL pretty, but make her BE pretty. Start building your harem and start living like a king, in your own apartment. And remember: pussy begets pussy.
2008-06-3026 minHOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUTChapter 5 - How to Fuck a Womans Brain's Out - How to Attract WomenMaster the simple secrets that will give you a life that rivals that of a king. Learn how to devote your world to the art of fuck. Become a dedicated sex ninja, a funky monk, living in ascetic purity of nothing but fuck. You will become a better person, one worthy of many women kneeling at your feet waiting for your commands. You will also be taught that you are actually equals with them, even as they prostrate themselves before you. You exist for their pleasure, because they exist for yours.
2008-06-2419 minHOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUTChapter 4.5 - How to Fuck a Womans Brain's Out - Who to FuckAdvanced techniques on finding the beauty in any woman, and bringing it all out to play with and venerate for possibly the best time either of you have ever had. Also: avoiding the crazy ones, and locating women who will work with you, not against you, in your quest for bliss in "this thing called life."
2008-06-1815 minHOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUTChapter 4 - How to Fuck a Womans Brain's Out - Who to FuckThrow away the beauty magazines, throw away the corporate ideal of what beauty is. Learn to enjoy women as they are, make them even more beautiful in your bed. Also, calculated porn training to make you more magnificent of a fucker.
2008-06-0317 minHOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUTChapter 3 - How to Fuck a Womans Brain's Out - What Women WantAny man who thinks he's "getting over" on a woman somehow by "getting her" to sleep with him is sorely deluded. Woman don't want to be "played" or manipulated. Learn the secrets of the submissive female mind, and how you, as a dominant male, can complete her, and she you, in bed and out.
2008-06-0318 minHOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUTChapter 2.5 - How to Fuck a Womans Brain's Out - Fucking Your Bitches with RespectConsent given freely is beautiful, even if (and especially if) it's consent of the "You can do anything you want to me, sir" variety. When a woman gives her control to a man, for an hour or for life, it can be a very majestically beautiful thing, for both the man and the woman.
2008-06-0317 minHOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUTChapter 2 - How to Fuck a Womans Brain's Out- Fucking Your Bitches with RespectHere we learn to use the word "slut" and mean it with all the love in the world. We learn that a good many women in the world do not want to be treated to roses and fine wine, but rather, like to be treated like a dirty, slutty, moaning little doll, with a brain, by someone they love.
2008-06-0316 minHOW TO FUCK A WOMAN'S BRAINS OUTForward (by Dollie Llama) and Chapter 1 - How to Fuck a Womans Brain's Out - "Greetings, Eager Male!"Dollie tells you why her husband, ThornDaddy, is the best fucker in the world, and therefore, that you should listen to him. Then ThornDaddy directly addresses the eager males of the world and tells them why he loves to part ladies' petals and pet their pretties.
2008-06-0321 min
The Plump BuffetEpisode Nine. Outtakes from The Plump Buffet - The Plump Buffet-In this episode: Fun flubs and behind-the-scenes audio footage from the voice actors recording their parts.THIS THE FINAL EPISODE OF "The Plump Buffet". Thank you for listening. And be sure to tell two friends.
2008-02-0939 minThe Plump BuffetEpisode Eight. Bonus Track - Dick and the Debbies - The Plump Buffet-In this episode: Mother and the Fuckers performing "Dick and the Debbies"Encoded at 320 K!
2008-02-0801 minThe Plump BuffetEpisode Seven. Bonus Track - I Love My Little Bitches - The Plump Buffet-In this episode: Mother and the Fuckers performing "I Love My Little Bitches" Encoded at 320 K!
2008-02-0703 minThe Plump BuffetEpisode Six. Act 3, Part 2. A Hero is Someone Who Interferes With the Karma of Others - The Plump Buffet-In this episode: A man of God beseeches the almighty in prayer for the souls of Dick and all the girls. They stay the calm in the storm, as Dick teaches us what it really means to be a hero. The three bears of the apocalypse ride in, and now all the kitties are tamed
2008-02-0621 minThe Plump BuffetEpisode Five. Act 3, Part 1. Countdown to Chaos - The Plump Buffet-In this episode: The three good girls show what their hearts feel by kneeling, as the world starts to collapse around them. Names are added to the "Golden Floppy Disc of Redemption" as the Sheriff reaches the end of his rope. We meet a bulldog from out of t
2008-02-0518 minThe Plump BuffetEpisode Four. Act 2, Part 2. My Mouth Is Ready, May It Do Him Ease - The Plump Buffet-In this episode: White robes, babies being launched and desert bugs. Our happy little furverts run wild in the desert, and know that they're going to be taken care of in this life, and the next. Dick pulls out his oral BDSM contract with the girls and explains why no
2008-02-0428 minThe Plump BuffetEpisode Three. Act 2, Part 1. Birth of Dick Goodman, Master of Cats - The Plump Buffet-In this episode: The kitties go out into the desert. The cult begins and many more girls show up. There's panty sniffing, kitty piles, tunnel holes, The Art of War, and some really pissed off rednecks. Dick can't keep track of the girls, so he renames them all "
2008-02-0325 minThe Plump BuffetEpisode Two. Act 1, Part 2. Pussy Begets Pussy - The Plump Buffet-In this episode: Learn as Dick demonstrates how to make an obnoxious panhandler give YOU a dollar. Dick collars his first kitty. More girls join up. We meet Mother, the Fuckers, and Mother's "little bitches." Mother teaches Dick that "pussy begets puss
2008-02-0229 minThe Plump BuffetEpisode One. Act 1, Part 1. Tell Momma Mary What\'s Wrong, Sweetie - The Plump Buffet-In this episode: Meet Dick Goodman, horny computer geek. A wise woman helps out. Watch Dick discover kink. Be a kitty in the corner as Dick finds females who live to serve. See him craft his "tiny plan for world domination." Cheer as Dick gathers his team o
2008-02-0129 min
Diary of an S and M RomanceChapter 16 - Closing Arguments - Diary of an S and M RomanceDollie states her case and ties up a few loose ends. BDSM isn't for everybody. Dollie's near-disaster with a hot dog. We do this because we're just wired this way! Pink cars. Something to do and someone to love. Helpmeet and help meat. Shut the wind
2007-11-1627 minDiary of an S and M RomanceChapter 14 & 15 - Are we really Sadists and masochists? & We are truly living happily ever after - Diary of an S and M RomanceDaddy's formula for eternal happiness. On successful switching. Mentoring and correcting a play gurl ("Quit grabbing the camera!"). Why we are endorphin junkies. What would your mother think of all this? Living life on life's terms. And the
2007-11-1526 minDiary of an S and M RomanceChapter 13 - Big Trouble in Paradise - Diary of an S and M RomanceThe battle in the innermost chamber (Dollie's psyche).ThornDaddy and Dollie get in their first big fight. It's a doozie. Will their relationship survive?
2007-11-1315 minDiary of an S and M RomanceChapter 11 & 12 - On Being Collared & Servals are us - Diary of an S and M RomanceCollars - they're not just for pets any more. Some girls yearn for a diamond ring, but Dollie aches for the ring around her neck. ThornDaddy and Dollie celebrate the collaring by bringing in help. ThornDaddy meets a testy serval, and becomes a wild c
2007-11-1237 minDiary of an S and M RomanceChapter 10 - Anonymous Slut - Diary of an S and M RomanceDollie waxes poetic on her need for Daddy. Playgurls and other correspondents: ThornDaddy's thoughts on D/s, what he wants from His slave and rainy day girls, keeping relationships healthy, and mentoring a newbie. How ThornDaddy morphed from sexy sw
2007-11-1022 minDiary of an S and M RomanceChapter 8 & 9 - Serving my Man and Chapter & Playing with Princess - Diary of an S and M RomanceOn being Daddy's li'l whore. Your Squick is not My Squick. The Majesty of The Nest. Dollie whines about getting lost among the plump vibrators and is firmly corrected....and redeemed and made whole. Sing me a song of sperm - sacrament and salvation.
2007-11-0936 minDiary of an S and M RomanceChapter 7 - Don't Make Him a God - Diary of an S and M RomanceDaddy challenges Dollie. Slut makeovers, dice games and Daddy's dick is fine. Beating your slave as therapy and prayer. Dollie proves she's no blow up dolly. Would you like some sex with that kink? A-mew.
2007-11-0721 minDiary of an S and M RomanceChapter 6 - A Slip, Lipstick and a Whip - Diary of an S and M RomanceEnemas are warm and nice. Dollie takes Daddy to a dungeon, and Daddy takes Dollie to subspace. Was that "spiritual sexuality" or "sexual spirituality"? Honesty, herpes, and the girl who said, "No".
2007-11-0626 minDiary of an S and M RomanceChapter 5 - Whore Jammies - Diary of an S and M RomanceFrozen treats. Dollies talks about how the whore jammies transform her into all the women she wants to be for Daddy. Fun and filth with office role-playing. Daddy calls Dollie names, and she loves it. Daddy's mission statement on slave girls....The s
2007-11-0525 minDiary of an S and M RomanceChapter 4 - Nature or Nurture? - Diary of an S and M RomanceIs it environment or breeding that makes us what we are? Dollie and ThornDaddy mull that one over. Dollie then reveals some of her inner fears. Daddy extols the joys and virtues of plump girls, and tells Dollie about the gals who will be joining them
2007-11-0430 minDiary of an S and M RomanceChapter 3 - Honeymoon Period - Diary of an S and M RomanceLove letters and the philosophy of kink. Dollie's theory of feminism and the role of women. BDSM in the Bible. Daddy chats with another submissive about women and sex.
2007-11-0323 minDiary of an S and M RomanceChapter 2 - Meeting The Man - Diary of an S and M RomanceDaddy throws Dollie into His bed, and she never wants to leave. Daddy discovers the "magic words."
2007-11-0224 minDiary of an S and M RomanceChapter 1.5 - Why I Do This - Diary of an S and M RomanceFlirting and seduction, kink style. Daddy and Dollie compare notes, exchange theories, swap dirty pictures, and discover they might be a match.
2007-11-0129 minDiary of an S and M RomanceChapter 1 - Why I Do This (part 1) - Diary of an S and M RomanceMeet Dollie Llama, a smart, sweet modern woman who loves to serve her man, in every way that pleases Him. Learn how she met her Daddy, the Dominant of her dreams.
2007-11-0126 min