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Thot TopicsGyatt Burglars!Who up bipping they burger? Who need they burger bipped? WELCOME to another beautiful, breezy, cool and calm Thot Topics Autumn. The air conditioner is off, the vibes are on, and untold cuntyliciousness lies just beyond the play button... The ideas discussed this week are so compelling and so unique that we're honestly jealous of you that you get to listen. This week, the girls discuss the evil spirit lurking inside of JORDAN FIRSTMAN, speculate on the lives of some other famous gays, and brace ourselves for the upcoming Rachel Sennott show which appears to...
2025-09-101h 09Thot Topics
Thot TopicsThe Year of Magical Drinking!Ladies I gotta be honest this one was a fight to the finish line even off a couple cawktails... but we do it for YOU: the people. Where to even begin? Nothing happened to anyone on the entire planet this week so we decided to do what dreamers do best: look n word. *INWARD. Sorry, INWARD... Anyway, we pose the question that's been weighing heavy on our spirit and even heavier on our breasts: how many drinks do you consider to be a lot of drinks? What's the REAL tea when it comes to managing the party...
2025-05-261h 09Thot Topics
Thot TopicsON SECOND THOT - April 14, 2025 (UNLOCKED!)Spotify is trying to punish us for being too beautiful and talented for their platform, so join us on PATREON! For $5/month, you get TWO episodes every single freaking week, including this: ON SECOND THOT, our aftershow where we are allowed to get a lil more personal wit it. We'll keep attempting to upload to the free feed in the meantime, but guarantee xxxclusive access below... Don't wait, join the sisterhood NOW: patreon.com/thottopics
2025-04-2056 minThot Topics
Thot TopicsNo One Mourns The Thiccked! (Preview)FULL EPISODE BEYOND THA PAYWALL AT PATREON.COM/THOTTOPICS. $5/MONTH FOR A BONUS EPISODE EVERY SINGLE WEEK, AND PREMIUM EPS EVERY OTHER WEEK! Flopular... you're gonna be flopyouular... Welcome back to the Thot Topics glistening wintertime palace of holiday delights. This week, the girls are setting the table for a fancy feast of cunty proportions-- we hope you brought a bib, sis! After a little bit of good old fashioned GIRL TIME, we give our review of WICKED-- the good, the bad, the tragic and the beautiful. Then, we uncork some other pressing...
2024-12-0321 minThot Topics
Thot TopicsThe Church of Naturday Saints!Happy LUBEor Day You Patriotic SLUTS 💦💦💦😫 From the twisted mind of THOT TOPICS comes an all-new episode full of juicy, scrumptious goodness for ya nerve. EAT IT UP MAMA! We're back to business for the first time in a while so we do a little bit of girly catchup. Are we doing more than flirting with sobriety at this point? Who's gonna make the first move? Us? Or that tasty tasty MOCKTAIL? We recap Nick's bachelor party and ponder what it means to be a party girl in heart, but not in liver... Then, we move on to t...
2024-09-071h 15Thot Topics
Thot TopicsOn Second Thot - May 28, 2024 (Preview)Has anyone even TOLD you about our new weekly bonus show for paying sisters? ON SECOND THOT is our sexy little aftershow where put our hair in a pony, get cozy, and let the real freak shit fly. Each week, we select our definitive SLAYS OF THE DAY, FREAKS OF THE WEEK, and last but not least, discuss how God tested us over the last seven days. You too can enjoy these vital conversations on Patreon at patreon.com/thottopics for only 4 dollars a month-- PLUS the standard premium-only episode every other week. Here's just a little...
2024-05-2811 minThot Topics
Thot TopicsGuncles and Gaggots! (Preview)**PATRONS ONLY** Welcome to the Thot Topics Brewhouse, where children and dogs alike will be killed immediately upon entry. Can we offer you a Michelob Ultra draft? The girls return to the booth for a vital tribunal on all the issues facing a young woman in the world today: SSRIs, feline dental health, immune system support, desktop gaming, marijuana legislation, HIV that turns into AIDS, and so much more. But naturally that's not all: we also discuss the photo that sent all kinds of totally normal people into a frenzy this week, in...
2024-04-1911 minThot Topics
Thot TopicsThe Summer I Turned Pussy! The block is hot-- and we're about to turn it into the Summer of 69! (If you catch our drift...)   Welcome back to the Thot Topics Studios where we are prepared to begin a new chapter of our happy little lives. We begin with a lengthy girly little chitchat about the simple joys of our young sprightly bouncy lives. We also reluctantly check in on the current season of Drag Race and the state of whale sex.   Later on, we enter a ruthless battle of wits by answering famous questions from ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER. From biology to ma...
2024-03-041h 15Thot Topics
Thot TopicsThe Skeet Escape! (Preview)**PATRONS ONLY** Subscribe to the Patreon at patreon.com/thottopics. Wooohoo... YEEEEEEEEEEhoo!!!!! It's a leap year and you know what that means: there's one more day 'til the rent is due, pookie! Now, PUMP THE BEAT! First, we do a little bit of girly chitchat-- the weather was beautiful and the vibes were ERRATIC to say the least, so there was much to be discussed. What masculine traits are displayed in gay guys? Is there such thing as an Indian elephant? All will be revealed in the fullness of time. Then, the main...
2024-02-2615 minThot Topics
Thot TopicsMegan's Law and Order! In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially slaynous. In Boystown Chicago, the medicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as Thot Topics. These are their stories.   We're back in business-- silly us, we were standing on it the whole time! We use our journalistic skills to unpack the Nicki Minaj vs Megan Thee Stallion situation. Using the latest technological advancements in forensic science, we get to the bottom of the truth honey. Not only that, but we're here to discuss the Ice Spice Conundrum, tax season, gay jealousy, and m...
2024-02-011h 37Thot Topics
Thot TopicsThot 'N' Cold! (Preview) **PATRONS ONLY**   BRRR! It's cold in here! Must! be! Thot Topics in the ATmosphere! I SAID BRRRRR!!!   Welcome one and all to the Thot Topics Plus-Sized Situation Room where several key talking points simply MUST be discussed for the good of our great nation. First, we circle back on corporate speak in the workplace: can we jump on a call and get crunktina?   THEN, it's a rapidfire round. HAIR: Who's got it? Who wants it? Who's losing it? Who's growing it? All is revealed. (Especially our hairlines.) PRONOUNS: What's ze freakin' zeal?? OZEMPIC: Did it give, or did it not? Let...
2024-01-1907 minThot Topics
Thot TopicsPink Friday Gworls! (feat. Zach Langley Chi Chi) [Preview]**PATRONS ONLY** FULL AXXXESS AT PATREON.COM/THOTTOPICS These bitches fuck E V E R Y B O D Y We're truly tickled to welcome back the talents of the one and only Zach Langley Chi Chi to the Thot Topics Plus Size Creators Regional Headquarters! We've called an emergency conference to discuss what is perhaps the year's most critical event: the release of Nicki Minaj's PINK FRIDAY 2. This is the most in-depth coverage on the subject you're going to find anywhere, lovingly crafted by the industry's leading sexperts. Stick with your sisters...
2023-12-1708 minThot Topics
Thot TopicsThotline 6: She.T. Phone Home!It's 10 P.M... do you know where your sistas are?  Right here silly! Welcome back to the hotline wing of the Thot Topics Megaplex, where we're convening to settle the nation's most pressing questions. We take voicemails from our beloved listeners-- women and gay guys and all in between-- and do our best to set them on the path to suckcess. And we've got some VERY interesting dilemmas this time around: What's the easiest sport to learn about so you can be relatable to straight men? How do you control your anger when everyone is a...
2023-12-081h 28Thot Topics
Thot TopicsOsama Been Laden!More like Tate McGay... more like... Bate... McSlay... Uhhh We're BACK! And we came on this bitch mad as hell... things are changing in the Thot Topics Universe and it's NOT LOOKING GOOD, BITCH! After a little bit of career ranting and general sisterly catch-up, we segue into the hawtest topics of the week. First, we diagnose the Tate McRae situation: is she the real megadiva servalicious giver? Or is it nothing more than a hair show?! Plus, how do you really *tell* if a pop star is a STAR or just some girl in...
2023-11-211h 31Thot Topics
Thot TopicsSplendor in the Ass! (feat. Morgan) [Preview]**PATRONS ONLY** JOIN THE CLURB AT PATREON.COM/THOTTOPICS. Pass the cranberry sauce and open wide cuz this ain't your mother's Thanksgiving hoe! We hope you left room for dessert! Oooooooh! We're joined in the house of merry-making by returning guest and sista of the pod Morgan to discuss all things turkeylicious and festive. We recognize it's a little early but we were really in the Giving mood, okayyy??  We discuss our holiday wishlists, Dula Peep's new single, "Taylor's Version," the psychology of straight men wanting a finger in the ass, and sooo m...
2023-11-1311 minThot Topics
Thot TopicsThe Israel Housewives Rejewnion! (Preview)**PATRONS ONLY** Join the frontline in the 100 Year Idgaf War on Patreon. Bitches must be Jewish cuz they pockets israelite... We must be thinking outside the bun because we're living HaMás! We heard there's a situation in the middle east. Not to worry-- we're on our way. Period. We attempt to explain what's going on in Gaza to the breast of our abilities. Can't promise it'll be cogent whatsoever but we have a lot of dumb gay guys to address!  Naturally, that's not all: we take to the Thot Topics Discord and an...
2023-10-1405 minThot Topics
Thot TopicsAll Scat and No Cattle! (Preview)**PATRONS ONLY** Get up in the exclusivest Thot Topicsest Clurb on the planet on Patreon. For $4/month, you get access to every exxxclusive episode! PATREON.COM/THOTTOPICS This week, the girls have smeared coconut baby oil on their breasts to send a powerful message about consent. The message? It's simple: {motorboating noises} We're back to discuss all the happenings of our precious young lives. From feeling immune to emotional music, to weight loss, to our inevitable 26th birthdays, we're feeling cuntemplative, heavy metal, and reflective. It's a soul-baring session for girls of all walks of...
2023-10-0110 minThot Topics
Thot TopicsTroy Savants (feat. Sydney) [UNLOCKED!]Happy Birthday Sydney! We're unlocking her previously paywalled genius in honor of National Sydney Day and the new Troye Sivan single too... get into the festivities girl! This is the hand that gives... and this is the hand that's taking it... We're back and joined by the honorable Judge Sydney in the courtroom of the mind's eye, AKA the newly expanded Thot Topics Plus-Sized Creators Studio. There's MUCH to discuss and many beers to drink before we have to start our intermittent fast-- so let's get crackin'! We talk about vaping, racist middle...
2023-09-241h 20Thot Topics
Thot TopicsNew Millennium Broadz! (feat. Alex Kazemi) [UNLOCKED]In honor of our sister Alex Kazemi's pub week, we're unlocking our double-long extra thick and juicy interview for all our divas to enjoy
2023-09-112h 20Thot Topics
Thot TopicsNew Millennium Broadz! (feat. Alex Kazemi) [Preview]**PATRONS ONLY** GET FULL ACCESS AT PATREON.COM/THOTTOPICS THANK U GOD 4 ALL THIS POD We're joined in the atrium of the Thot Topics Literary Institute & Creative Learning Center by novelist and good-time gal ALEX KAZEMI, author of the forthcoming New Millennium Boyz! Lots of spoilers ahead so listen with caution (and with your tits out!)  We talk about pop music's middle class, the dying art of celebrity, the R-word, weird ketchup, huffing household products, men only capable of being "gay" around women, straight guys' desire to get right up on the edge o...
2023-09-0506 minThot Topics
Thot TopicsAsparteens Pt. 1: The Big Girl’s Dilemma!They feed us poison (Vegetables) / So we take their "cures" (Wellbutrin XR) / While they suppress our medicine (Diet Dr Pepper) Live from the top of the food pyramid, it's Thot Topics! We pregame for the Beyonce concert by once again talking about our inability to feed ourselves properly, but there's so much more TEXTURE to it this time. We also review a big weekend of new music, from Ice Spice to Slayyyter to NewJeans to Britney. Join us in a few days for our super deluxe BARBIE review and RENAISSANCE TOUR recap!!! Follow...
2023-07-241h 17Thot Topics
Thot TopicsTroy Savants! (feat. Sydney) [Preview]**PATRONS ONLY** SUBSCRIBE FOR FULL ACCESS AT PATREON.COM/THOTTOPICS This is the hand that gives... and this is the hand that's taking it... We're back and joined by the honorable Judge Sydney in the courtroom of the mind's eye, AKA the newly expanded Thot Topics Plus-Sized Creators Studio. There's MUCH to discuss and many beers to drink before we have to start our intermittent fast-- so let's get crackin'! We talk about vaping, racist middle schoolers, Skai Jackson, Shane Dawson, Disney Channel Original Movies, and so much more. THEN, we...
2023-07-1506 minThot Topics
Thot TopicsGhetto Gaggin’ AKA Happy Meat Week! (Preview)*PATRONS ONLY! SUBSCRIBE TO THE THOT TOPICS PATREON FOR ACCESS TO THE FULL 2 HOUR EPISODE AT PATREON.COM/THOTTOPICS* Get in faggot we're going to Arby's! This week, the girls convene unda da sea to discuss all things sub-marine and on dry land! For starters, we cover all the new music that's come out since we last had a girly little chitchat: Kim Petras's "debut album" FEED THE BEAST, the Barbie soundtrack, and quite a few more hits and misses. And that's not all: what the fuck is going on with Nicki Minaj? We investigate.
2023-06-2710 minGay Son Thot Daughter
Gay Son Thot DaughterTheresa’s 7 Deadly ExesStrap in sexies, it’s a wild one. Your thot daughter spills on her sex life and we get stuck in multiple laugh attacks.  Try to keep up this episode as we enter our flow state and talk absolute b.s.
2023-06-091h 02Gay Son Thot Daughter
Gay Son Thot DaughterIt’s The THOT That Counts Ft. LeilaniThe one where your Gay Son’s Thot Sister joins the pod! In this episode we get deep about coming out with Leilani! We get into our types and who is kissing and telling! Bring your sweatpants, bring your p*ssy, and get comfortable because it’s a wild one! Plus! Anal is valid!
2023-05-2648 minThot Topics
Thot TopicsThotline 5: Opening the Malebox! You already know what time it is! We asked the Thot Topics community to pick up the phone and buss open their inner worlds-- and boy did they deliver!   Over the course of this double-long extra thick episode, we hear the homosexual and female voices of listeners like YOU and get to the bottom of everyone's most pressing issues.   How can you get gay guys to ogle you to make your girlfriend jealous? When everything seems to be going just fine and you're still unhappy, what's a hoe to do? Do your friends HAVE to like your boyfriend? We get al...
2023-05-262h 08Gay Son Thot Daughter
Gay Son Thot DaughterWHORE-er StoriesThe one where we spill on our scariest stories; from extraterrestrials to terrible hookups. Your favorite whores talk abduction and f*cking fans. Did your Gay Son get probed? Did your Thot Daughter drive an hour for dick? There’s only one way to find out. Plus we review this month's Italian-centric movies. Oh, and how could we forget, Honey!
2023-05-1248 minGay Son Thot Daughter
Gay Son Thot DaughterSpank Bank Ft. NickThe one where we have our first straight guest Nick (@_.niickh). We talk about how he and our Thot Daughter met. Your hosts put him to the test and have him answer riveting q's, from preferences to booty play. He may be young and straight but he just might have a thing or two to teach your Gay Son; Whats the deal with nugget porn???  He's also added to the (growing?) roster of getting his poppers cherry popped. lol. Do we prove just how boring straight people are? Tune in and let us know.  
2023-04-291h 13Gay Son Thot Daughter
Gay Son Thot DaughterHow Did We Get Here!?The one where we catch up and give you life updates. We review Scream VI and Cocaine Bear! From Ghostface to ghosting. We get into the various definitions of cunt, and Theresa might just finally grasp the difference between misogyny and monogamy.  Your Gay Son and Thot Daughter dive deep into the intricacies of dating those with differing views, and if it worth sacrificing your morals for validation. Also, we may or may not try poppers live for the first time. Tune in to find out! This episode is dedicated to Bink, R.I.P.
2023-04-141h 03Gay Son Thot Daughter
Gay Son Thot DaughterFirst the Meth, Then the Baby… Ft. JoeThe one where we have our first guest, Joe (@baesic_joee)! We talk about his craziest sexual encounter; babies, meth, old men, oh my! We also continue the long pain staking, agonizing process of educating our Thot Daughter on the ins-and-outs of topping and bottoming. She’ll get it one day...hopefully. We also get into dating as a plus size person and fetishization! Other notable topics: Period sex! Cut or uncut! Porn crushes!
2023-03-0345 minThot Topics
Thot TopicsAss Wednesday Pt. 1: Asses to Asses!We're back with a vengenace! (We're=Onika,Vengeance=Burger) We know we left you ladies hanging last week so this week we're unleashing a double-wide super-soaked hot-and-horny God-fearing two part special. We've accepted a truly prime list of topic suggestions from our listeners and get to the emotional heart of whatever mentally ill behavior went down online the last few weeks. The first chapter is free for all, but if you want the FULL tea, you'll have to join the Thot Topics sisterhood officially with a little Patreon action. The second hour of the show...
2023-02-231h 03Thot Topics
Thot TopicsThe Thot 100 AKA Balls Deep In Love!It was a slow news week so we decide to take the cultural temperature-- by performing an in-depth review of the current Top 15 on the Billboard Hot 100. What does the presence of Bebe Rexha mean for America? Is Miley Cyrus "Flowers" astroturfed or do people really like this shit? Does mummy know that daddy's getting hot at the bodyshop? ALL is revealed. But that's not all: we christen Cris's new apartment and talk gnocchi, firemen, sniffing snuff, specialty donuts and OF COURSE... MAGIC MIND! For the next ten days, use our promo code TOPICS20 over...
2023-02-021h 29Thot Topics
Thot TopicsThotline 4: Call of Judy AKA Hello Floperator!Dear Thot Topics, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'! I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone and I'm a bottom! In our final episode of 2022 we take the crisis calls of our beloved, deeply troubled listeners. Talk about a therapy sesh! Let us in those ears mama! We talk about getting over your fear of gay men, how to date when it seems like all gay guys are libtards, giving up on monogamy, dropping the R word in the workplace, and SO much more. Cheers to the new yearz baby!
2022-12-302h 10Thot Topics
Thot TopicsRock Paper SZA! There should be an option for me to tag whether or not we got drunk for the episode because it's honestly way more offensive than "strong language"   We're back to run a 2 hour long Meghan train on your earholes with the week's most riveting topix. (It was slim pickings honestly but I think we did okay.) First, we review the nefarious homosexual finale of THE WHITE LOTUS and decide what secret homophobic messages Mike White is trying to whisper through the ether.   THEN, we talk about the tidal wave of Sam Smith hate. We put our thinking caps on and em...
2022-12-171h 44Thot Topics
Thot TopicsThe Chelsea Boot Handshake! The girls are girlinggggg!   Welcome back to the newly expanded Thot Topics lounge! Unbuckle your girdle and take your panties off because it's about to get extremely raw up in here. Sorry to have kept you waiting so long but we promise we won't leave you again for the next set of holidays...   This week, we allow the Patreon sisters to be our memory for the last two weeks and we chime in on everything that's happened: the Grindr IPO, the nonbinary luggage thief, Spotify Wrapped, our potential pivot to payola, Pokemon Violet, Dr. Luke and Kim Petras, BAALenciaga, and MO...
2022-12-011h 57Thot Topics
Thot TopicsTotal Vageniuses!**PATRONS ONLY EPISODE** To give, or not to give: THAT is the question. Wanna know our answer bitch? We're back to cracktion and ready for the first episode following the fall shequinox. And you know what that means: no more hearing my loud A/C unit in the back of every episode! LOL. YAY!!! This week, we catch up as sisters for a good while, mostly to psychoanalyze Cris and his recurring The Biggest Loser dream. But that's not all: we kind of review Bjork's new single ATOPOS and talk about how music...
2022-09-2311 minThot Topics
Thot TopicsHold the Girls! We heard that the big titty woodshop teacher is actually the headmaster... wanna know she got THAT name?   We're back! Finally there was some good fucking FOOD on the timeline this week, so we really dig deep.   First, we review Rina Sawayama's new album HOLD THE GIRL and really get carried away with our... strong feelings on the matter. Then, we go back to black: mermaids that is. We talk about the Little Mermaid remake and get to the bottom of whether Halle Bailey is an instrument of the Great Replacement.   Lastly, we talk the big titty woodshop teacher who mad...
2022-09-171h 30Thot Topics
Thot TopicsJudy Calls! (Extended Preview)Disease strikes the Thot Topics Lounge and the girls are separated by FOUR WHOLE CITY BLOCKS by Nick's late-game Covid diagnosis. More like BLOWMIcron am I right?  Covid may be able to keep us apart but it CAN'T extinguish our spirit, and this episode is just as sassy and girly as ever. While Nick repeatedly hacks up a lung on the air, we cover a LOT of ground. Nick's trip to the deep south inspires us to ask: is homophobia real? Is being a libtard an appropriate response to being gay? Is Memphis the worst city in t...
2022-08-1230 minThot Topics
Thot TopicsRuPaul’s Case Race AKA The 100th Episode Power Hour! 100 EPISODES!!!! To the moon, Alice! The goon palace!   The long-awaiting Thot Topics centennial is upon us, and to celebrate our womanniversary we reached out to listeners like YOU to construct the WHEEL OF WHORETUNE-- over 70 topics were submitted for consideration and we got through a surprising amount of them! Round and round she goes-- where she stops, NOBODY knows! It's the ultimate test of podcasting endurance and we pass with flying colors. Also we got literally so drunk. POWER HOUR!!!!!   We don't want to spoil any surprises but this is really a tender, girly moment of celebration
2022-06-261h 59Thot Topics
Thot TopicsPortrait of a Lady on Fire Island!Though Pride Month may be upon us, at Thot Topics HQ it's NO MORE MR. DIONYSE GUY!! I really thought we'd gotten all the rage out on the last solo episode but apparently not! This week, gay guys really gave us a LOT to chew on and boy did it taste like SHIT! After a little bit of girly chitchat on the job market, we dive right into our review of Hulu's new gay "rom-com" FIRE ISLAND. Should Fire Island people stay there forever? Is continuing to fuck randos a satisfying end to a love story? Is...
2022-06-101h 39Thot Topics
Thot TopicsKetayours, Ketamine, and Ketaours! (feat. Sydney)WOMAN MOMENT!! Thot Topics history is made once again as we invite the second woman in nearly 100 episodes into the Women's Business Lounge-- beloved friend of the pod, the gorgeous SYDNEY! And you're in for a real treat because nothing enables us to fag out more than being in a girl's apartment. This episode also features a lot of feline mischief in the background-- meOW! We perform a wellness check on the culture as we approach the halfway mark of 2022-- we review our In/Out list for 2022 and see how accurate we were. Are the "in"...
2022-05-191h 49Thot Topics
Thot TopicsSilence of the Ma’ams! We're girls with a passion for cryptofascion! Clear the runway because it's officially OVER for fatties and uglies.   We're back for the first solo episode of the GAY 4 MAY BLITZ-- for our greatest trick of all time, we're going to put out TWO EPISODES EVERY WEEK for the month of May. 1 for patrons, sisters, and true BELIEVERS in the Thot Topics mission-- and one for broke faggot haters.   This episode is randomly a super dark one. Like it or not, we contain multitudes. Cry about it! We take a good half hour to reflect on the violent dark age of th...
2022-05-041h 40Thot Topics
Thot TopicsEncunto!Lin Manuel Miranda presents the premiere Thot Topics musical event of the season, ENCUNTO, a journey through the latinx heart and a touching story for the whole family about the power of love, community, and apple cherry coochie clit. We're back! And not a moment too late. First, we perform a wellness check on one another-- taking stock of our respective fitness journeys before taking a look at Nick's expense report from the past month. PLUS, we provide our very first on-air recipe. It's disgusting and you will love it! Then, it's business time. We...
2022-03-281h 35Thot Topics
Thot TopicsTo F*ck a Predator! GAYLIEN VS PREDATOR. WHO WILL EMERGE VICTORIOUS IN THE BATTLE OF THE ANCIENTS???   It's a good old fashioned Thot Topics romp and we must've been pretty hangry because there's a lot of yelling on this one! We go knock-knock-knockin' on three different gay guy's doors to cuff that ass and throw them in the SLAMMER where they belong. And you'll never guess where we put the key ;) A great deal is resolved in a cosmic sense.   First, we feel obligated to review Charli XCX's new snoozefest CRASH. Then it's down to business. First, we talk Grindr screenshots, starting with the 19 ye...
2022-03-181h 19Thot Topics
Thot TopicsFellatiosaurus Rex! (feat. Slayyyter)In a historic girls' chat that was predestined-- carved on an ancient tome and locked deep beneath the earth for centuries-- we are joined by the one and only motherfuckin' goddamn SLAYYYTER in her podcasting debut. EVERYTHING is exposed. And you KNOW I mean our tits! It's impossible to summarize just how important the content of this episode is. It's basically the fucking State of the Union address. We bond as new besties, dish on Slayyyter's highly decorated career, and talk Shamrock Shakes, masks, getting noise complaints, lip filler, and MORE. But that's not all...
2022-02-281h 27Thot Topics
Thot TopicsMisters Before Sisters! (feat. Betsey Brown & Peter Vack)Hey girl, what's Vack and Brown and CUNT all over? Just WAIT until you hear the answer... We return for the first episode of SHAMROCK SHAKE SEASON to have the Thot Topics Barbara Walters Power Hour with stars, siblings, movers, shakers, and now canon members of the Thot Topics Universe-- BETSEY MUTHAFUCKIN BROWN and PETER GODDAMN VACK. We dive deep into Betsey's feature film debut "ACTORS" mere days before its theater debut. We've got it like that, babe. We talk breasts, babies, brothers, channeling the puss-factor, and getting too close to home IN YOUR OWN HOME!  Be w...
2022-02-171h 05Thot Topics
Thot TopicsM&Mpty Inside! M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M Body crazy curvy wavy big titties little waist, M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M&M   Abuse: Do you deserve it? We hope you have a list of hotlines posted to your refrigerator because this one's gonna be a bumpy ride! BUT, not before we get some small potatoes out of the way. First, we perform a wellness check-- Cris reveals the dark dangers of working from home and how you can bring yourself back into the light, and both the girls t...
2022-01-281h 34Thot Topics
Thot TopicsPerfectomorphs! OUR coconuts. You will put them in your mouth: right now, right now. (Right now, right now.)   Thot Topics Queens are Thot Topics Fiends-- and Thot Topics fiends get the greens. It's payout time-- we're BACK after an accidental two-week long break! Cris was out of town for a while so naturally we have a LOT of girly catching up to do. So don't expect any actual topics until about an hour in. LOOSELY, we discuss every gay guy's favorite day of the year: Spotify Wrapped Day! We look back on a pretty shitty year in music and search for h...
2021-12-021h 14Thot Topics
Thot TopicsSohcahtore It! We're Billy RePorters and we're hot (or at least a 7) on the scene of the crime!   This week, we dig through their trash heap of a Twitter timeline to find something-- literally ANYTHING-- to talk about. We fuck around for a while first, and in the grand Thot Topics tradition just wind up talking about food and snacks for a good 20 minutes-- topics this week include the BRAT diet, the Mexican BRAT diet, and our favorite candies.   Then it's down to business. We try our very best to defend the math teacher paying homage to the people of the Sohcahtoa tr...
2021-10-281h 20Eat Pray Thot
Eat Pray ThotEpisode 406: Still Over It featuring Jeremy O’Brian On October 15th, 2021, Eat Pray Thot celebrated amazing and bussiful years of podcasting! We would like to thank the #BussyHive for supporting our foolishness, nastiness and growth. We know y’all could have chosen any bussy, but you chose ours and we are forever grateful! Our guest for this episode is amazingly talented Jeremy O’Brian, who is a Mississippi-born, Brooklyn-based playwright and educator. During the episode we discuss the greatness of french toast and why he would serve it to the audience of his plays if he could as well as being bitched/slutted out while bottomi...
2021-10-201h 45Thot Topics
Thot TopicsTop 10 Gay Little Monkey Moments!All aboard the Witness Wagon, and buckle up tight, cuz it's gonna be a BUMP-y ride... It was a slow news week so the girls usher in October with a little bit of sisterly competition-- a definitive tier ranking of the female pop albums of the 2010's. This is our bread and fucking butter right here, so you DON'T want to miss it. We rank the girls of yesteryear based on quality, impact, and the Thot Topics "it" factor: namely, whether or not we can confidently say they "tore." Patrons have access to watch along...
2021-10-011h 20Thot Topics
Thot TopicsCamilla Caballers! (feat. Harry Tafoya)A dream is a wish your hole makes, and Thot Topics dreamz DO come true! We're back after yet another extended hiatus (we promise to have less of those, but we were like reeeeaaaally hungover :/) and we're doing it in style. The girls are joined by the lovely and sensual HARRY TAFOYA in a high tower away from the clutches of the male gaze. But a princess can't help but let her hair down as she makes her way to the balls... We recap the Billy Porterfied Cinderella with munchy-crunchy Zoom audio for your nerve...
2021-09-081h 38Eat Pray Thot
Eat Pray ThotEpisode 405: The Bussy Variant featuring The Psyce Podcast Dear #BussyHive, we know y’all have missed us and the truth is we have missed you too! Amber and I have been living, working, growing, healing and fucking! However, we felt it was time we return to our beloved listeners and provide y’all with the ignorance only we know how to deliver! Our guests today are Muse & Steph of The Psyce Podcast, which is a Black music podcast spanning all genres with a sprinkling of pop culture and a shit ton of foolishness! In true Eat Pray Thot fashion, we discuss all the things from vuln...
2021-08-262h 07Thot Topics
Thot TopicsGopiss Girls!You know you love us... XOXO, The Thot Topics Girls... Peppa who? Pig girl. We're back with a vengeance to review the dreaded Gossip Girl reboot, and it's a boot indeed. We answer all the burning questions: Can you make a good TV drama that revolves around iPhones? Is this literally just The Shade Room? Is it actually better to cast horny teens that are actually teens? ALL is revealed. Plus, we illegally enter the White House rose garden to confront Olivia Rodrigo over her "collab" with Joe Biden. We discuss whether we regret being...
2021-07-161h 19Thot Topics
Thot TopicsEdward Vaginafingers! (feat. @yourfriendmyles)On the first day, God fucked him all night. On the second day, God fucked him all day. On the third day, God fucked him on sight. On the fourth day, God fucked him all ways. We come to you in radical faith to spread His word. Amen, baby. The Thot Topics e-lounge was starting to collect dust so we decided to shake out the curtains and let in the LIGHT, better known as beloved Twitter gay and friend of the pod MYLES for an excruciatingly thorough girls chat of Byzantine proportions.  First, we unpack f...
2021-07-091h 16Thot Topics
Thot TopicsThemme Fatales! CALLING ALL PSYCHOS!! The Thot Topics THOTLINE is officially open once again!! We need more of your burning love and sex questions, your career dilemmas, your complex psychodramas, and your bad takes by phone and by email to be addressed on an upcoming episode. Call in at (872) 239-6261 or email us at ThotTopicsPod@gmail.com.   Welcome to the Thot Topics Gender Terrorism and Trauma Bonding Hour. Join us as we crack open an ice cold Genderbeer and take smooth, slow sips and feel the septum piercing grow in.   This week, the girls talk about Demi Lovato's nonbinary coming-out, why gender is...
2021-05-281h 28Thot Topics
Thot TopicsWhite Gay Summit! (feat. Will Tanski)Calling all white gays! Now is the time to make your voice HEARD! Take your ass out and paint #BLM on it! Draw a hammer and sickle on your abs! Drop a Gofundme link under a picture of you wearing nothing but a loincloth! Rise UP and do what must be done to save America! The girls are joined in the Thot Topics plus-size creators headquarters by the one and only It Gay on Twitter, TikTok and beyond, Will Tanski! We clear the floor and allow him to clear his name over multiple CRISP cans of Zest...
2021-05-201h 22Thot Topics
Thot TopicsWhat Gus Kenworthy's Pussy Does to a MF! (feat. @chlumbucket)No matter black, white, beige, chola, or orient, you are welcome at Thot Topics! The girls are joined LIVE in the stu' with one of our favorite Chicago via NYC sisters Frank AKA @chlumbucket AKA Prolapsed Catholic! In an episode that can only be described as powerful and intentional female trauma-bonding, the ladies confront their demons, expunge their spiritual debts, and get them titties out once and for all.  First, we review the new MARINA's state of the union address "Purge the Poison," and wonder if it's just regular bad or the ravings of a s...
2021-04-151h 39Thot Topics
Thot TopicsKrispy Covid AKA The Passover Special!LIVE from the Men in Women's Business Conference, it's Thot Topics baby! For the first time in a long while, it's just the girls coming together over some pretzel chips and purple Gatorade to get into the hottest issues of the week. Both of our pets got sick this week so we recount the TAIL in excruciating detail and touch base, yknow, as sisters. Not much time is wasted before we unpack Lil Mama's proposed Heterosexual Rights Movement against LGBT Internet bullies. Can you grow tits from touching too many receipts? Should gay guys just...
2021-03-261h 16Thot Topics
Thot TopicsItty Bitty Kitty Committee! (feat. Kitty)Just snorted a pill, feelin' goooood! The gals are joined by none other than singer, rapper, producer, label owner, former e-girl and current it-girl KITTY for a once-in-a-generation girls' chat. Careers are documented, names are NAMED with no hesitation, Diet Dr. Pepper is absolutely slammed and NOTHING is off the table. Point blank, babe. First, we catalog Kitty's discography in excruciating detail, from Okay Cupid to Charm and Mirror, and things are kept strictly buck: Are white girl rappers the harbinger of an empire in decline? Why is it stupid to write lyrics first? And...
2021-03-161h 26Eat Pray Thot
Eat Pray ThotEpisode 401: Living Single Feat. Fonz Franc #BussyHive we officially welcome you to Season 4 of The Eat Pray Thot Podcast! As the listeners know, we like to do themes for each new season and this year is no different! Our theme this season is: TV That Inspired A Generation Of Bussy, which means each episode we will highlight a different TV show that changed the life of Amber or I. Hints, why this episode is entitled Living Single! Our special guest this week is Fonz Franc, who is a digital creator and writer, who hails from Brooklyn. He most recently graduated with his Masters O...
2021-03-162h 23Eat Pray Thot
Eat Pray ThotEpisode 400: Ciara Revealed The Prayer Feat. Deneia Freeman Surprise #BussyHive, in celebration of Season 4 of The Eat Pray Thot Podcast coming next week! We present a special bonus episode of the podcast as a way to celebrate our listeners and reward y’all for being so patient with us last season. Plus, Ciara finally discussed the prayer in detail and it deserves to be shared with this generation of bussy! Our special guest this week is a trusted friend and extended family member of both Amber and me! Deneia Freeman is an entertainment marketing guru who is currently with a variety of your faves including Me...
2021-03-092h 06Thot Topics
Thot TopicsRosemary's Bestie! (feat. @goodboygremlin)Girls... I'm not really even sure what to say about this one... We WERE joined by the iconic Jordan AKA @goodboygremlin on Twitter for the bitchfest of a lifetime regarding Nick being bullied for being PrEPphobic-- but we forgot to press record and literally flapped our nasty little gums for AN HOUR before realizing that we were not recording anything whatsoever.  But God guides our hands when we need it most, and we're pretty sure that we're left with something far better: over an hour of three young women keeping it buck, 100, and totally real w...
2021-03-041h 07Eat Pray Thot
Eat Pray ThotEpisode 323: Bussy Tales feat. Sylvia Obell New Year, so we felt the need to close a chapter in our Bussy story! Therefore, we present the Season 3 Finale of Eat Pray Thot, and what better way to close out the longest season of our lives than to dedicate it to the one and the only Jazmine Sullivan! Jazmine’s latest project, Heaux Tales has personally inspired me and the way I want to tell stories, hints Bussy Tales! For this week’s episode, we present the stories of media maven Sylvia Obell! Sylvia is an entertainment journalist and co-host of Strong Black Lead & Netflix’s #Oka...
2021-02-092h 22Thot Topics
Thot TopicsNight at the IKEA!Can you believe we're one year old!?! Only seventeen more years, boys. They just keep getting younger, huh? For our anniversary episode, we make the holy pilgrimage to the Thot Topics Mecca: IKEA. We follow the winding paths in search of truth, liberty, justice, and most importantly: a freakin' bargain! Advance warning that we are definitely "queering" audio quality on this one. It's a complex experimental listening experience-- a beautiful one, if you have the stomach for it. We certainly do-- 36 inch waists, baby.  We attempt to discuss Olivia Rodrigo's Bizaardvark rise to f...
2021-01-221h 12Thot Topics
Thot TopicsJ.Lo of the Jungle!Shake some ass you sexy juicy faggots! The Thot Topics WETland safari is about to embark on the expedition of a lifetime. Cats and cannibals and chemtrails: oh me, oh my! First, the girls give their take on the "events" that "unfolded" at the Capitol. Spoiler alert: it's literally the most salient analysis you will ever hear on the situation. More importantly, we decide once and for all whether or not it was okay to think that guy in the viking costume was hot. We also take off our turquoise AND all of our jewels...
2021-01-151h 25Thot Topics
Thot TopicsPaul Me Maybe! (feat. Paul Cupo)It's a new year, and though it may be out with the old and in with the new, some things NEVER muthafuckin' change-- specifically, a good old fashioned sexy and stimulating girls' chat-- and this week, we have one with none other than THEE Paul Cupo from Not Really! As balls prepare to drop throughout the country, we purge the remaining demons of the year over a FRESH can of Squirt (a drink that Paul did not know existed). We discuss our new years' resolutions, expanding the definition of "tearing it," tanning, funemployment, and literally the homeless.
2021-01-021h 14Thot Topics
Thot TopicsPopular Thot Revolution Pt. 2 AKA The Boys Who Lived! (feat. Twink Revolution and Zach Langley Chi-Chi)We know the title's a mouthful, but we think you've all proven you can take it like a man! This episode is the Lucky Pierre in the pillow-bitingly girthy three-part crossover POPULAR THOT REVOLUTION in which Twink Revolution, Thot Topics, and I'm So Popular recap the year of our lord 2020 in excruciating detail. Here, we talk May through August: to hear Part 1, follow your nose to Twink Revolution; to hear Part 3, offer yourself at the altar of I'm So Popular. This week, the ladies have a meat-and-greet with some of the juiciest and cuntiest podcasters...
2020-12-241h 15Thot Topics
Thot TopicsThe Bitch That Tore Christmas!This week, we take a festive load of holiday spirit to the face. You better believe that the sleigh bells are ringaling AND ring-ting-tingaling to boot. We slip on velveteen footie pajamas and leave the zipper low enough to make the whole family uncomfortable.  If Santa can bring toys to all the children in the world in a single night, then we can cover the week's online drama with just as much conviction. We get to the bottom of whether you need to be "intelligent" and "not Mexican" to understand Taylor Swift's music... We fulfill M...
2020-12-171h 24Thot Topics
Thot TopicsAIDS of Glory!Sure, Thanksgiving may have come and gone, but mere time is not strong enough to stop two young girls from having an Urky-Turkey Pilgrimtastic Thanksgiving Special! The discourse cornucopia is practically bursting at its pretty wicker seams, and boy, have we got a mind to tear that hoe up. First, we wish Elliot Page a very pleasant evening (dudes rock!) and wonder whether it's time to put the ancient art of the Coming Out Letter to bed for good. Then, we unpack the 2021 Grammy nominations: we get to the BOTTOM of how H.E.R. manages to...
2020-12-031h 21Thot Topics
Thot TopicsBarack Destroyers! (feat. @Maxxi_Pad)What are we? We're fucking Barack destroyers, babe...  It's International Men's Day, and what better way to celebrate the global purveyors of dick 'n' balls than to invite another expert on the matter to our intimate set? Beloved chaotic-good Twitter gay and all-around sweetheart @Maxxi_Pad joins us for one of our girliest chit-chats of all time: we were gonna make some Barbies scissor, but before we knew it, we'd loosed our lips on far more pressing matters. With closed minds and open legs, we answer the questions on everyone's feeble minds: When Barack Obama s...
2020-11-201h 10Thot Topics
Thot TopicsHard R Chaser AKA Trick or Trade!Boo, girl!  They're heeeeere! (Get it? We have a new episode lol.) This week, it's the Thot Topics Halloween Spooktacular-- and we talk about all things spooky, scary, frightening, or otherwise: what are our biggest fears? What are we going to be for Halloween? Take it from two graveyard smashes: it's a ghoulishly girly little chat. Then, it's down to business, and frankly, this is some of our spiciest discussion ever: we unpack the claim that "chaser" is a "slur" for "pansexuals." (Scare quotes for Halloween! Boo!) That takes us on a very creepy journey t...
2020-10-291h 27Thot Topics
Thot TopicsCrazy Cuckoo Covid! (feat. River Page)THOT TOPICS TRY NOT TO CUM COMP (HARD!) We hear you. We see you. And we at Thot Topics are committed to doing better for minority voices. That's why this week, we've invited possibly the most persecuted voice in the history of bisexuality: River Page! (@leftyotter) Trust the duchess when she says that three truly IS company.  This week, we review the new Hulu covid documentary "Totally Under Control," two hours of softcore porn for people who hate God. In the process we answer the most pressing questions of the coronavirus: Did the government invent C...
2020-10-251h 16Eat Pray Thot
Eat Pray ThotEpisode 321: Bussiversary featuring Mojo Disco Today, #BussyHive We Celebrate The Third Anniversary Of The Eat Pray Thot Podcast! That’s right uno, dos, TRES bitch! That is 3 complete years of bussy greatness! I’m not saying that pods aren’t doing bussy greatness like us, but they aren’t doing IT lol! To celebrate our Bussiversary, we invited the amazingly talented and hilarious, Mojo Disco to join us! Miss Mojo is a multi-talented Creative, Icon, Personality, Curator, Designer, Poet, Model, Activist, and Photographer from NYC. During the celebration of BUSSY, we discuss what meal she would make for the ancestors, femininity, why nonbinar...
2020-10-141h 56Thot Topics
Thot TopicsMake America Fuck Me Again! Content warning: g*nitals. OUR g*nitals.   Beloved himbos and hetards of the Thot Topics sisterhood, have we got an episode for you. For the first time in what seems like months there's actually some shit to talk about-- and we are in there like swimwear, babe. First, we discuss the voting hysteria and that ad that implores you to #GetYourBootyToThePoll. (We endorse these strippers!) Then, we unpack the pre-unpacked Lady Gaga video for her, uhh, "hit single" 911. LASTLY (as if that wasn't enough for you freaks), we get into the genitalia discourse: is it OK to have a genital p...
2020-09-241h 06Thot Topics
Thot TopicsDouched By Daylight!Ooky spooky...  Ladies, today, we come to you hoping that you can take us as we are: not as faggots, not as podcasters, but as... oh, god, this is so hard... g... g-gaymers!!! We recorded an episode with a close sister of the pod but we fucked up the audio so badly that we decided to workshop it a bit and give it to you in its best form. In the meantime, we offer you this: an EMERGENCY episode! We used up all of the news of the week on the delayed episode, so today, p...
2020-09-181h 22Thot Kinji Aula Virtual Gastronómica
Thot Kinji Aula Virtual GastronómicaThot Kinji Aula Virtual GastronómicaBreve bienvenida a todos los que nos escuchan en esta serie de podcast gastronómicos.
2020-09-0700 minThot Kinji Aula Virtual Gastronómica
Thot Kinji Aula Virtual GastronómicaBienvenidos a Thot Kinji, Aula Virtual Gastronómica.Una breve reseña de los contenidos que estaremos desarrollando a lo largo de nuestras siguientes emisiones.
2020-09-0703 minThot Topics
Thot TopicsThot Revolution! (feat. Twink Revolution)Yeah, we're gay. Keep scrolling. кто бы говорил! This week, we have Sam and Gian of Twink Revolution Podcast over for the sweatiest, bounciest slumber party/pillow fight of all time! Wait... omg, did we leave the door open? Ugh! Our eyes are up here, pervert! This girls' night is strictly business, baby: we get to the bottom of the Twink Rev origin story, guide the twinks on a journey as they tap into their inner stan/misogynist, then dish on Lady Gaga's, uhh, "breathless" VMA performance. Plus: OnlyFans, queer theory syllabi, narcissism, Miley Cyrus's Anna Khachiyan haircut, Zoomcore, Gr...
2020-09-031h 34Thot Topics
Thot TopicsLet's Play Some Breastketball!The leading ladies of the WNBA (Women's National Bussy Association) reports live COURTSIDE at Thot Topics Stadium sponsored by Roblox!! It's the first week of July Juladness and we are itching for some hot, sweaty sportsmanlike behavior!! We've taken the liberty of constructing a bracket of the year's definitive albums as told by gay guys around the world-- and we plan to get to the BOTTOM of it. Lol! From Future Nostalgia to Flo Milli, EVERYONE (no really, everyone) has a chance to claim the top spot: we have only one photo in our hand.   D...
2020-07-281h 15Thot Topics
Thot TopicsWomen's Business Insiders!Get in the fucking pan, since you wanna act onions! God this episode was a fucking slog to get through... in the first-ever technical difficulties in Thot Topics recorded history, we lost FIFTEEN GODDAMN MINUTES OF AUDIO from our first take and had to start fresh. We handle it okay but our mournful mood looms large over this episode. Since God came down and took our scathing hot Fire Island takes from the world and my hard drive, we instead turn to the Harper's Magazine open letter calling to CANCEL cancel culture, along with some extremely pressing...
2020-07-0858 minThot Topics
Thot TopicsA Maricón Dream! (feat. Will Okay)HEARTWARMING: This Chicago police officer just took a knee to motorboat our fucking tits! The girls are back with the man we bring onto our CLOSED SET for "serious episodes," Will Okay! (@okaychicago) This week, we discuss the state of the American race war, and interrogate its most pressing questions: Now that Trump has instilled Jaida Essence Law, how do we organize a legislative long-term plan for police abolition? How has #MeToo ruined the American idea of meaningful protest? And perhaps most importantly-- when will Uber Eats be open past 8PM again???? We attempt to talk about Grindr's removal...
2020-06-031h 13The Thot Process
The Thot ProcessGRIIIITS!Welcome the new co-host Shakira to the Thot Process Podcast! Listen to us talk about states re-opening amid COVID-19, UFOs, and soulful queens Erykah Badu and Jill Scott! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/Thethotprocess/support
2020-05-1459 minThot Topics
Thot TopicsYou Better Rise Bitch! (feat. Will Okay)We is risen! Resident mansplainer and crisis top Will Okay (@okaymiz) emerges from the Thot Vault to play a quick and dirty little game of Over/Under based on listener suggestions! The results couldn't be juicier, and no one is safe: Solange, OnlyFans girls, skinny people, Dr. Pimple Popper, Nick's dermatologist, and that's not all! These brave chicks also swan dive into the murky waters of 2000's nostalgia, Bernie's Biden endorsement, and parents who dress their babies in designer clothing-- only to emerge dripping wet with the hottest takes in the game. Chag sameach, cunt! The Thot...
2020-04-141h 24Thot Topics
Thot TopicsNothing Gay About Hell! (feat. @nickwaka24)It's been a while... we know we shouldn't have kept you waiting... but we're here now. Our Passover table makes room for friend of the pod and beloved Twitter gay @nickwaka24, and the conversation gets like, soooo girly. We discuss Bernie's campaign suspension, Charli XCX's possible asexuality and forthcoming album, then examine the Bhad Bhabie blackfishing scandal, and wonder about how celebs and influencers have turned cultural appropriation into another way to monetize their lives. (Spoiler alert: we're jealous!!) Then, in a moment none of us are proud to be excited for, we give our takes on the queens o...
2020-04-101h 20Thot Topics
Thot TopicsMake Me Cumbia!Ay, mami! The girls are by their lonesome once more to endure another week of torturous quar content. In the first-ever Thot Topics Latinxtravaganza, these dumb broads discuss Gay$ap Rocky and the treasure trove that lies in Azealia Banks's iCloud Drive, mistake Bad Bunny for being Mexican, and ponder whether or not his "Yo Perreo Sola" video is good for trans people. (Spoiler alert: no. lol) THEN, in an extra-special moment of love and care for the listeners, we compile a list of Thot Topics' Favorite Things wherein Cris comes out as an Ayn Rand supporter: books, movies...
2020-03-311h 20Thot Topics
Thot TopicsQuaranteens! (feat. FOTP Morgan)Inbreastigative Journalists in the House (by Illinois state mandate)!!! This week, the girls are joined by friend of the pod Morgan mere minutes after her experience being tested for Coronavirus-- no, actually!!-- and ponder the possible fallout of the pandemic as it continues to spread like peanut butter! Then, alone once more, they unpack Paper Magazine's Lady Gaga cover story, go ham on Abercrombie's new "plus-size" "gay" "model" Michael McCauley, and wonder if non-hot people have a place in fashion and media. Get well soon, bitch! Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC.  P.S...
2020-03-171h 24Eat Pray Thot
Eat Pray ThotEpisode 316: Health, Help, Happiness & Bussy Feat. Pierre (Queering Psych) Here at Eat Pray Thot, we pride ourselves on being a safe listening space and today’s episode continues this tradition! Today’s bussy therapy features Pierre aka Queering Psych, who is a psychotherapist/mental health counselor whose main goal is to share his knowledge and gifts with others especially those in the black community. During the episode, we discuss Pierre’s transition to a plant-based diet, how to listen to your ancestors while cooking, the importance of finding a good therapist and how distance plays a part in his romantic relationships. Listen to Epis...
2020-03-102h 19Thot Topics
Thot TopicsInternational Dumb Bitch Day!Live from another bitch's business, it's Thot Topics! This week, our girlbosses return to form and dive into the most hotly discussed music of the week, including Katy Perry's coming-out-as-a-straight-chick pregnancy ballad, Megan's baker-fucking banger, Ashnikko and the perils of TikTok music, and Bree Runway's capture of our hearts! Then, they begrudgingly talk about the abuse allegations against Drag Race's Sherry Pie, and wonder whether Drag Race (and drag in general) is ACTUALLY okay for kids to watch or participate in. Eow!
2020-03-091h 20Thot Topics
Thot TopicsMore Like IoWAS!Canvas for Thot Topics! This week, the himbos read the Iowa democratic caucus for filth honey (boots!), try to figure out who exactly is voting for Pete, settle the great Groupies vs. Boobies debate, get their ASS up, and take a stand against domestic violence lobbyist Nicole Scherzinger. Then, an exploration of what it means for Jameela Jamil to come out as a homosexual ahead of HBO's Important new fellatio competition, Legendary! Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC.
2020-02-111h 14Thot Topics
Thot TopicsFlop Stars!Thot Topics, come to Brazil! This time, the girls cut loose and discuss the fallout of Nick's 100% correct Kesha review, the Shakira Bowl, Dua Lipa's revolution of the boring, funky white chick Meghan Trainor, the science of turning it, the difference between Bhad Bhabie and G-Eazy, and ELMO'S BIRTHDAY!!! Then, they hypothesize how the 2010's pop queens (Katy! Gaga! Rihanna!) could revive their careers to previous heights. Bon appetit, baby! Follow the girls @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC.
2020-02-041h 15Thot Topics
Thot TopicsRuPaul: Dead and Loving It!THOT TOPICS lives to "queer" audio quality standards for another week! This time, your whorespondents dish on The Scammys, Megan, Rico, and Doja, Hayley Williams's new Hyundai jingle, Lady Gaga's Return to Love, why Chris Brown is the Nicole of the male Pussycat dolls, RuPaul's age, and why Drag Race will never be the vehicle for the genderless future that blue-check circuit gays seem to think it is! Follow the girls @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC. 
2020-01-281h 11Thot Topics
Thot TopicsEnter the Problematica!The inaugural episode of THOT TOPICS! This week, the hoes discuss Bernie, Selena Gomez (AND The Scene!), Demi Lovato's latina heritage, Alessia Cara MINDFREAK, the tick who tanked Justin Bieber's sales, Liz and SOPHIE's thanksgiving dinner, Normani Quinn, SoundCloud horndog Jhene Aiko, and more! Then, we take a deep dive into Slayyyter's brush with cancellation! Welcome to the sweet little world of Thot Topics! Follow the girls @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC. 
2020-01-201h 01Eat Pray Thot
Eat Pray ThotEpisode 307: Bussy & Flows, A Hip-Hop Opera featuring Cakes da Killa BussyHive We Are Back and Baby Let Me Tell You This Episode Is Definitely Worth The Wait – Be Prepared For The Ignorance! Amber And I Did Not Come To Play With You Hoes OKurrrrr! Our guest is a critically-acclaimed rapper from New Jersey, who’s debut LP, Hedonism drew praise from such outlets as Pitchfork, Billboard, Okayplayer, The FADER and SPIN among others. He was most recently a contestant on Netflix’s Rhythm + Flow. I want to start by saying Cakes is a damn STAR and he brought his full self to the episode! During the ep...
2019-12-101h 28Eat Pray Thot
Eat Pray ThotEpisode 222: To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before Featuring Angelica Ross This is our Season 2 Finally Finale! To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before is the quintessential corny teen flick that you can’t help, but love/enjoy! May we always believe in the power of love and its transformational abilities PERIODT! To close out Season 2, we have the talented, the beautiful, the blessing and the chocolate Angelica Ross! She is the founder of TransTech Social Enterprises & Miss Ross Inc., a Trans Rights & Racial Equality Activist, host of The Like A Butterfly podcast and an actress! Best known for her role as Candy on FX’s Pose...
2019-04-092h 32Eat Pray Thot
Eat Pray ThotEpisode 214: If Beale Street Could Talk featuring Myles E. Johnson It’s officially 2019 Thots, New Year, Better Bussy! If Beale Street Could Talk is one of the most beautiful films, I have seen in years! Most importantly, Fonny is #baegoals! Our guest this week is the intellectual thot better known as Myles E. Johnson. He is an author, writer, critic, professor and the Haus Muva! He has also been acknowledged by the supreme aka Beyonce! We discuss Myles’ love for writing and black art, nuts being his current food obsession, dating older men in the black gay community and the greatness of meds! List...
2019-01-081h 55Eat Pray Thot
Eat Pray ThotEpisode 213: Holiday Heart featuring Michael Arceneaux Hey y’all, SURPRISE! It’s ya girl Auntie Depressants here! You probably thought you wouldn’t hear from us again in 2018, but we wanted to give our #bussyhive a gift for the holidays and bless y’all with a super special bonus holiday episode! This week, we put The Head Thotress in the hot seat and asked Le Busse’ his ideas on food, passion, and sex. We also have a guest host in the building and its our critically acclaimed, New York Times Best Selling Author, friend of the show, Michael Arceneaux! Its def a fun episode wh...
2018-12-241h 21Eat Pray Thot
Eat Pray ThotEpisode 207: Trois 2 Pandora’s Box featuring Dillon Jaden Today, we celebrate straight to DVD Black cinema. Trois is a series of erotic thrillers that have starred some of Black cinema’s best B-List actors including Raegan Gomez-Preston, Michael Jai White, Gary Dourdan and even Kenya Moore. Pandora’s Box is my fave and definitely contributed to a few masturbation sessions in my late teens. Our guest this week is the hilarious & kind, Dillon Jaden aka DJ. He is a Twitter Superstar, a Brooklynite, a UGA & GSU alum and a cultured thot! During the episode, we discuss our favorite Thanksgiving dishes, the benefits of a fu...
2018-11-061h 24Eat Pray Thot
Eat Pray ThotEpisode 203: Something NewLet go and let flow! Welcome to Episode 203: Something New of The Eat Pray Thot Podcast! The film starring Sanaa Lathan recently triggered meContinue readingEpisode 203: Something New
2018-10-0200 minEat Pray Thot
Eat Pray ThotEpisode 202: BoomerangThis is the essence of sex! Welcome to Episode 202: Boomerang of The Eat Pray Thot Podcast! Marcus played by Eddie Murphy was my firstContinue readingEpisode 202: Boomerang
2018-09-2500 min