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An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 130Would you believe a Christian gospel musical group has recorded a song called "Tim Bedore is Going to Hell?" They are trying to smite thine enemy through song. Well, not only do I play their song in this episode but encourage all of you to call Christian music radio stations and request they play it. Someone has taken issue with my getting a daily dose of fantasy from religion or Trump concept and this time their rejection of me really stings. Are Uber liberals capable of clinging to absurd fantasy rationalization? Can you be a moral person if you like...
2025-05-1020 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 99In episode 99 I talk about some of my all-time favorite words, answer a devout Christian's challenge to Agnosticism and contention that America's divorce rate is high because we've turned our back on God, and warn her not to let her guard down because Satan (if he exists) is everywhere, discuss what it means if your marriage is blessed by God (if He exists), help a client whose comfort animal is a goldfish and needs to fly, advise a woman whose boyfriend is in love but she just likes the sex, and suggest what you should say to your younger...
2023-07-2517 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 98In episode 98 I expose the world's greatest evil. His name is Jon Haney and I describe why. Why phone scams might mean the end of civilization. Is NPR a Debbie/Donald/They downer? Is it possible someone's name should disqualify them from being a pilot? Is Hell a dry or humid heat? What does the Bible have to say about that and how could it affect your lifestyle choices? Good intentions gone bad-I have scars. What's mreo important-- your intentions or results? Best punk band name ever? And why I am certainly voting for Biden, again. You have problems...
2023-07-1018 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 97Thanks to you An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven was ranked one the top 15 agnostic podcasts by Feedspot.com. I don't know if they're saying that because it's true or because they want me to subscribe to their "service" to further expand the audience but it's kind of good news/or not. Today--when did I first know I was agnostic, I respond to a sharp listener who pointed out why a parable commencement speakers use is stupid, some listener feedback on composting human bodies, I take on the challenge to say something negative about liberals, discuss the difference between liberal...
2023-06-2316 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 96Did you know at night I fight crime wearing a Batman Halloween costume? It's just another way I am giving back. In episode 95 I gave a commencement address that some thought a tad pessimistic and I respond with ways our grads can change the world. Why am I agnostic? I explain. What would it take for me to believe in a God? What does it mean to be a man? I believe Artificial Intelligence will end the world. I make the argument to ban AI. AI has written symphonies but is really bad at jokes. I have the proof. Wo...
2023-06-0818 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 95In this episode I hear it from 2nd amendment types on banning Lawn Darts and AR-15s, why some should stay out of the gene pool, could we de-evolve and lose our opposable thumbs, the downside if Trump is in prison, I've ruined someone's relationship with his sons and apologize, should parents be their kids friends, what do dandelions and Jesuits converting native people's have to do with each other, are there places in Hell better than the bowels AND I give the commencement address our graduates need to hear but never do. All in less than 19 minutes. Subscribe...
2023-05-1918 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 94In episode 94 we discuss if any or all the Gods exist and what that means for your weekend. A client worries her kids are addicted to video games and I assure her they are in league with the DEVIL and what she should do about it. Every generation thinks the next generation is destroying the culture. Are we right this time? Why I think the Second Coming (if the God that promised it exists) would be a good thing. Or at least good television. If we could ban lawn darts why can't we ban AR-15's? What does a...
2023-04-2719 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 93Just in time for Easter--He IS Risen or He HAS Risen? If we're banning books in schools should we start with THE HOLY BIBLE? I read parts of it that are Hitchcock/Tarantino/50 Shades of Grey territory so you can decide. Can vegetarians opt out of the Lamb of God portions of the liturgy? Should there be peanut butter and mint jelly sandwiches? Are nuns the most vicious women on Earth? I discuss a psych experiement I remember that proved they just might be. You have problems, I have solutions. And in this episode I've taken the overuse of so...
2023-04-0617 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 92In episode 92 I help a client who wants to identify as a Sapien instead of a huMAN, what we can learn about non-binary pronoun usage from Japanese people not being able to pronounce L's, why we need gender categories, what to do when your 8 year old sees a racist phrase on a school's bathroom wall, or what to think when a 3td grade teacher breast feeds her baby in class, and I try to help someone whose political ideology has warped their perception of Marjorie Taylor Greene and it's all over in just 17 minutes. It's good and it's good...
2023-03-2616 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 91It's Lent. I help a client pick what to give up to honor the sacrifice of Jesus on the cross. Another client had a DNA test- he is NOT Lutheran but Jewish. I advise on how to proceed. Someone wonders why Jesus appears to be a blue-eyed European and not a Middle Eastern Jew in the paintings. I have a theory. The worst mother-in-law ever! We may have found her. I devise a survival strategy for a new client. And another emailer wants to know if they saw the hand of God or Karma at work and it involves a...
2023-03-0916 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 90Some of you didn't listen closely enough to EP 89. I was NOT kidnapped by circus animals, as I wrote in my phony autobiography, Forest of Ennui. But thanks for your concern. One of you thinks I should give up on golf, I explain why I can't, we discuss why professional miniature golf was bad TV, why axe throwing in bars is fun but stay away from political arguments, a visit to the Bobblehead Museum in Milwaukee, I tell a lie but the Truth Monitor catches me, I counsel a Jewsih client worried that veggie bacon is an abomination, and gu...
2023-02-2016 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 89In this episode I explain why I don't want patients to have my phone number (I screwed up someone's life), dementia and adult education, if intercourse is making love is foreplay making like, advise some murder mystery podcasters with a serious moral dilemma, discuss is stealing ideas immoral or just show business and read an excerpt from my I-made-up-a-horrible-childhood-backstory-so-you'll-feel-sorry-for-me-and-buy-my-book phony memoir called Forest of Ennui. It only takes 19 minutes you weren't going to be doing much with anyway. Subscribe and THRIVE!!!
2023-02-0619 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 88Episode 88 features my first use of a dirty word, what famous stripper Carol Doda taught me, how fireworks produced our nervous daughter, woke people (over)respond to my road-kill-pigeon-funeral analysis, is a flamethrower totin' guy dressed as The Joker shooting fireballs at cars nuts, the 2nd Amendment, Creeping Charlie, my wife and a friend were stoned in Chinatown, why are actresses nearly naked at the Oscars and my newest client is 23 and has two pregnant girlfriends. You won't find all that anywhere else. Subscribe and THRIVE!
2023-01-2417 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 87In this episode I make my annual you-can-take-them-to-the-bank New Year's predictions-Ukraine, Trump, McCarthy, bacon flavored marijuana, Covid, the Oscars... I know the future and now you can, too. We hear from a client who dosed her mother-in-law with THC Christmas cookies, from someone who, as a child, saw me play emaciated, angey Santa on TV and what happened to them (I still have nightmares), discuss if having a funeral for a roadkill pigeon is too woke and how a baking powder powered submarine bath toy was instrumental in my sexual education. All in 16 minutes. Subscribe and THRIVE!
2023-01-0816 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 86Just in time for the holidays- I give the only true meaning of Christmas and/or holiday season, my best and worst Christmas memories including playing Santa, in costume, very badly on TV and freaking out kids and parents, why when you see the image of Santa I see a dead bat, why a truckload of abandoned potatoes was the best toy ever, playing army with sticks, how to handle a snippy mother-in-law and advise a client on serving THC edibles instead of martinis before a holiday feast, all in 19 minutes. Subscribe and THRIVE!
2022-12-2319 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 85In recent episodes I came up with non-cliche things to say at funerals which struck a nerve with some of you. Today, I strike back. Just in time for Xmas I am selling An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven-The Board Game. A client has naked neighbors in a hot tub and his wife wants him to build a fence. Should he? For the first time ever I recommend a divorce. Helicopter parents and what might not be a temporary tattoo on their daughter. A client fears eating the food at the holiday office party. Sick freaks are everywhere and I...
2022-12-1317 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 84In ep. 84 I respond to your responses to ep. 83 because some people just can't shut up or be happy, again discuss what to say at funerals, advise a Lutheran client who just found out he's Jewish, discuss if we are our genetics or culture or just who we say we are, anaylze the story of the unluckiest guy in the world, opine on why aliens don't stop to give us advice, help with whether to say "Thank you for your service," describe how we honored my Dad's war injury and more, all in under 16 minutes. Subscribe and THRIVE!
2022-11-2715 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 83In this episode I help the worst patient I've ever had to endure- a classic "Karen," explain why my lawyer doesn't want me to see patients in person, is ageism the hot new prejudice, wonder if 'with age comes wisdom' is true, did Native American elders screw the pooch when they let the Pilgrims ashore, help a patient determine if her new beau is a real moron or just an idiot and help someone avoid cliches like 'I'm sorry for your loss,' etc. at a funeral but still say something meaningful... hopefully, anyway. All in just 16 minutes. Subscribe a...
2022-11-0716 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 82Episode 82 deals with more proof God (if there is one) hates me, I help a client whose toddler poops the bed to protest a new baby being in the house, examine liberal vs. conservative thinking, determine if the stereotype of women being shoe-obsessed is fair, expose what the "Wizard of Oz" was really all about, discuss if the Polish are stupid or just absent minded, investigate the myth Mr. Rogers was a Navy Seal sniper and killed the guy who played Eddie Haskell on "Leave It To Beaver" in Viet Nam and suggest what you can do to make...
2022-10-2318 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 81In episode 81 I help a polyamorous client figure out how to bring two men to her Mom's house for Christmas, explain why we need to tax the hell out of the rich, predict why the Trumps end up in Moscow, determine if it's moral to root for a neighbor's death so you can get their kidney, devise an experiment to see if prayer helps pro athletes and explain how magic works while SC Judge Brett Kavanaugh makes an appearance plus so much more all in under 18 minutes. Subscribe and THRIVE!
2022-10-0516 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 80If a man is marrying a man who dresses like a woman when do you tell your parents about everything that's under the wedding dress? What ruined America and how can we fix it? If you could take one person out of history who would it be? A client sees no reason to go on because he's not made a mark on the world. I offer a different perspective that has to do with Elvis dying on the toilet. Ever eat a sandwich that has a pound of bacon? Should you trust carpet cleaning ads on the radio? You have que...
2022-09-1017 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 79In episode 79 I help a client whose inviting his devote Southern Baptist parents to a pagan wedding, another patient is shocked at seeing sex toys at Target and bent carrot TV commercials, a new patient doesn't want to have anything to do with taking care of the corpse of his abusive mother but I explain why they should, and has woke culture run amok, are all dealt with in under 20 minutes. Subscribe and THRIVE!
2022-08-2017 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 78Some of you INSIST the Lord works in mysterious ways and has a plan for EVERYTHING! I think, NOT! Can you get your money back from a non-healing Faith Healer? Consumers are pissed about prices and packaging and corporate lies and I just might get involved in the fight. Also, why I turned down a chance to be a marriage counselor, do some yoga poses look like a mime who ran into a ghost, is he a sex fiend or normal guy... people have questions and I have answers. Subcribe and THRIVE!
2022-07-2817 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 77Guns, abortion, public Christian prayers at midfield after a football game, the Supreme Court and the failings of the Uber Left... this episode is filled with lighthearted fare just in time for summer vacation travel. It's fun for the whole family. Where is it polite to pee on a golf course? What to do when there's a man in the Ladies Room at Wal-Mart. People have problems, I have answers. All with too many SOUND EFFECTS! Subscribe and THRIVE!
2022-07-0718 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 76Are you morally responsible if you slice a shot off a golf course and kill a jogger? My client needs help and I have the answers. I also help two sex deviants and a young comedian who worries all comedy is at someone's expense by analyzing two of my favorite all-time public domain jokes. Why do people hate Baby Boomers? I think I know. Subscribe and THRIVE!
2022-06-1518 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 75Today's episode is a lighthearted romp through mass shootings, the economic benefits of abortion and the Bible's position on it, Ronald Reagan's responsibility for all bad Republican politics, their 2nd amendment confusion, what movies shaped how conversatives see themselves, fantasy versus reality and more in one tidy little package. Subscribe and THRIVE!
2022-06-0420 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 74Is social media the Devil's tool? Are you sick if you post Wordle scores? Are the Kardashians poison? If a God spoke to us directly what would happen? Are humans devolving while animals evolve? What does spider sex sound like? Even if this podcast is a time waster it's all over in 18 minutes and you heard spiders having sex. Subscribe and THRIVE!
2022-05-0818 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 73My daughter broke her leg rock falling, proving I'll be a worried Dad, forever. I also help young clients whose sex positivity has led to sex negativity (can't say NO to a spanking/choker), invent a new app that fixes the problem, discuss if early humans would have evolved if women's sex drive was as strong as men, advise a couple on how to deal with carjacking, and help an omnivore whose partner is Meat is Murder vegan. Subscribe and THRIVE!
2022-04-1717 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim BedoreIn #72 I go Will Smith on a conservative critic, take a mind reading challenge, Fernando Lamas appears again, help clients who want to place a nasty obituary about their mother, tell how a balata Titleist saved me from a bear attack, prove how tough liberals can be, fix the transgender athlete issue, suggest Job Hijabs as a company name for a client and overuse sound effects, all under 18 minutes. Subscribe and THRIVE!!!
2022-04-0117 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 71Why you stay in a mediocre marriage, the upside to losing body parts, bimbo bachelorette partiers at the State of the Union address, what do pine trees think of telephone poles, more Biblical board games, why some friend's great marriage became the worst ever, the best way for older couples to end life, and maybe I can read minds. All under 18 minutes. Subscribe and THRIVE!
2022-03-1717 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 70My patients are having dreams/nightmares of Nazi zombies, human babies with fish heads, being an Indian mystic named Kashi Kashi Bing Bing, being a whore and going to hell because Rev. Arango used one wrong word in their baptism, going to the crossroads but the Devil won't trade for their soul, and I do helpful analysis, and create Biblical Era versions of classic board games. Subscribe and THRIVE!
2022-02-2417 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim BedoreWhere did all this partisanship come from? Why is no one happy? Have you ever seen a pig on a leash in an urban setting? What's ruining America's kids? What's the meaning of a dream where you get to drum for the Beatles but instead of drum sticks you brought Q-tips? Can you get kids at home to shut up and have fun too? You have questions, I have answers. Subscribe and THRIVE!
2022-02-1117 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 68In this episode-who had the cooler super power-Moses or Obi Wan Konobi? If you want to believe your neighbors are jerks visit NextDoor.com. Can a man be in heat? Better to have smart or stupid criminals? Is world history safe in a Photoshop world? Nude selfies-good or bad idea? How soundly does my wife sleep? Benefits of a National Must Be Nude Day. Subscribe and THRIVE!
2022-02-0319 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 67Why are people so pissy with one another? Is it OK to laugh at an immigrant's 2nd language mistakes? Is all comedy immoral? Is the NextDoor app a sign of the coming apocalypse? Are PC/millenial attitudes ruining comedy? How can anyone wear a bad toupee? Were puns ever funny? 19 minutes of insight or weird bloviating awaits. SUBSCRIBE and THRIVE!
2022-01-2319 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim BedoreAs well as being a life coach and spiritual guru I am also a prognosticator. The Middle East, Covid, Trump's plans, climate change, the Super Bowl winner, a new FOX show called Numb Nuts... here are my bankable predictions for the new year. Also, clients wonder if you can be vegan with a pig heart valve transplant, if God loved us wouldn't sharks be vegetarians and what bacon flavored vodka has to do with universal health care as well as concave little old man butts I saw at the gym. Subscribe and THRIVE!
2022-01-0516 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim BedoreChristmas is the worst time of year for some people. Here are some of issues facing my clients-- What should a person of faith do if they see a classified ad in the newspaper selling "The Skull of Christ?" If your outdoor Christmas lights disappear is it OK to hate liberals? How to respond to neighbors who mock your nativity display with naughty words spelled out in Christmas lights and what to do if blinking outdoor Christmas lights trigger flashbacks of being arrested for DUI's? People have questions, I have answers. Subscribe and THRIVE!
2021-12-2014 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim BedoreIn this episode I make my case for a new annual holiday giving thanks to the Beatles, why the Singing Nun was filthy, my dorkiest moment ever, my happiest moment ever, emotional scars from pedal pushers and crewcuts, perception v. reality, Thanksgiving through the eyes of the Original Owners, why we need more holidays, and why we should all be more like Buddy Rogers. All in 18 minutes that might change your life. Or, not. Subscribe and THRIVE!
2021-12-0116 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim BedoreWant practical ideas on how you can stop Global Warming? This episode is for you. What do Mennonite high school cheerleaders chant before a free throw attempt? If there is a God does He or She have a plan for your sex life, including wet dreams? Are humans born to be annoying? Are there benefits to growing up with a Boo Radley character on your block? Is an air purifier lousy if dust collects on its top? Should kids play in a fenced yard with a BEWARE OF DOG sign posted on it? And loads of unnecessary SFX. Subscribe...
2021-11-1816 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 62How to correct an infuriating "Hit it Alice" misogynistic golf buddy, perception vs. reality in conservatives and Catholics, if you buy a Saint bone sliver are you protected from tornados, the worst thing I have ever heard someone do while singing Oh What a Beautiful Morning, why I had a dog for only a week when I was young and why I would clone our late Lexie as an adult and way too many sound effects all in 18 minutes. Subscribe and THRIVE!
2021-10-3018 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim BedoreIs it ever wise to take advice from someone on the radio versus a burning bush? When should older people with bladder issues play golf? Could sitting in my grandma's lap at age 4 prompt me to get into radio and comedy and did 80's era radio air guitar competitions and midget toss contests ruin America? Can you churn butter in a washing machine? Is it immoral to self identify as female just to get an athletic scholarship? Are unisex bathrooms the answer? 17:30 gets it all done and it's free! Subscribe and THRIVE!
2021-10-0717 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim BedoreIn episode 60 I respond to those critical of my suggestion we spend too much money on the last years of of life and euthanasia as a cost cutter. I tell the SHOCKING story of a DIY assisted suicide got haywire and why we need better methods and 3rd party involvement. Also, I help someone whose best friend does not know his new girlfriend stars in zoophilia porn videos and what is the best way to handle it. Life is tough. You need a coach. Here I am. It's FREE! Subscribe and THRIVE!
2021-09-1518 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim BedoreDoes your mind suddenly go off wandering on its own and leave your body sitting there for long periods? Or is it just me? Baby Boomers are hated even though we are the greatest generation ever! I explain why. When should you end your life? As your life (and death) coach I offer a way to know when it's time to check out before the catheters and drooling. Subscribe and THRIVE (until it's time not to)!
2021-08-3018 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim BedoreSimon Biles, why would anyone leave the Beatles, White vs. Black pickup basketball game mores, how I nearly got into the NBA, cognitive dissonance and the Jewish doomsday sect that believed in Jesus, what not to do waiting in line for Heaven (if there is one) anti-vaccine Trumpers are idiots and so much more in Episode 58. Subscribe and thrive!
2021-08-0719 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim BedoreThis is the most stream of consciousness bizarre episode yet (my daughter brought home some edibles). Some of you complained I overuse sound effects so I used even more this time. A few also claimed I make up stories so I made some up to show what it would sound like if I did. Also, how use of cliches and global warming are related and why I don't fear UFOs but welcome alien life forms to Earth. Disjointed, wacky, silly but easily worth 17 minutes of your time... probably. Survive and THRIVE!
2021-07-2117 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim BedoreIn Episode 56 I overuse sound effects to bring to life (or ruin) the story of the worst classmate I ever had and how a good teacher made a big mistake that almost got me killed. Is life complex with myriad, sometimes conflicting issues driving the way we turn out? I think so and this story demonstrates that (or doesn't). Should we strive to help others or take care of number 1? How many cliches can I jam into 1 episode? It's all in one snappy 18 minute package. Subscribe and THRIVE!!!
2021-07-0618 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim BedoreIn this episode I answer those angered by my saying God (if there is one) CAN'T have a plan for everything, what I learned from bricking up the entrance to my high school's library as a senior prank, why the smartest thing you can say sometimes is "I don't know," how I messed people up with bad advice, the Donner and Dahmer Parties, bad names for kids, how your nursing home years will be effected by how much we spend on education today and why we need to worry about today's idiot kids, all in one neat package. Subscribe a...
2021-06-1220 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim BedoreOne of you asked if God really has a plan for everything. I definitively answer that question- toes and ticks and Lyme disease are involved and I discuss why I learned to drive in a stolen car, the last time I was stoned, why I may need to wear Maharishi type robes instead of pants, how Covid vaccines given to India helps with global warming and why it's important to know pigs and rodents can breath through their butts. And all in one neat package. Subscribe and THRIVE!!!!
2021-05-2922 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim BedoreToday I apologize to the whiny Dutch, examine group stereotypes after golfing with a Japanese guy, help a client who wonders if getting a "special" massage once a year equals cheating on his wife, ponder the dangers of an overly "woke" culture, look at why Americans are genetically uptight and the French didn't want to start over here like other wretched refuse. Subscribe and THRIVE!
2021-05-1020 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim BedoreToday I discuss what nationality is OK to use negative stereotypes to describe, the dumbest thing I ever did, why the first MLB baseball game I ever saw was my best ever, better remote control designs for old people, the best argument for getting the vaccine, as well as who shouldn't and why hospitals can kill you. Friends, there is a light at the end of the tunnel and it starts with this episode. Subscribe and thrive!
2021-04-2420 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim BedoreIn this episode I discuss how long you should wait before deciding someone sucks and how snap judgements can be so wrong, which I learned from the funniest moment of my radio career. Who is Udo Whonall? Did you know Adam had a wife before he married Eve? Have I ever seen the hand of God in the world? What I learned from a mouse turd in a wine glass, proper analogy construction and breathing from a scuba tank are also covered. And a first for me, I swear but the words are covered by plentiful SFX. Subscribe and...
2021-04-0123 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim BedoreCircumcision? Why did Abraham make THAT covenant with God? I give advice to an online dater with 12 felony convictions. Is there an upside to the pandemic and is it a message from God? Someone asked if I would ever would run for office so I explain my winning presidential platform. Also, I do some Freudian dream analysis for a client plagued by a reoccurring nightmare. Much to learn and in only 16 minutes. Subscribe and THRIVE!
2021-03-1616 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim BedoreWould getting the death penalty for lying on the internet be too harsh? Can we improve the death penalty so it's a better deterrent to future crime? What about minimum security prisons on the moon? I'll bet my worst dating experience ever is more bizarre than yours and how it's connected to the Jan. 6 taking of the Capitol. The Truth Monitor makes an appearance as do sound effects recreating a nun hitting me in the back of the head with a dictionary. It's 18 minutes that may change your life. Subscribe and thrive!
2021-03-0517 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim BedoreI asked and you listeners told me what filled you with the spirit, joy and wonder and some of you are really creepy. I've got some serious life coaching work to do. Collecting Beanie Babies is a sickness. Also, why my Mom was furious with my Dad for treating his boys to the best day of their lives, as well as why I don't fish. And I help someone name their new novel. I can't write novels but I can name 'em. Subscribe and THRIVE!
2021-02-1919 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim BedoreIn the previous episode I created the hypothetical Church of Dale, to make a point about religion. Some of you were angry and some want to become Dale-ians. Today, I respond to both groups and discuss my plans for Dale. Trump's 2nd impeachment is here. I cover how to talk about it without alienating others as well as the proper use of the Hitler analogy. And why is Hitler the ultimate evil when others killed more people? Where does an agnostic find spirituality and wonder in the world? I have answers. Subscribe and thrive!
2021-02-0817 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim BedoreIn episode 46 I help Trump supporters who feel unmoored in a strange new world. My fearful patients worries range from Biden undoing Trump's policies to liberal scientists declaring there is no God. Just in case that happens I've created a new religion that can co-exist with science and bring us world peace, too. Another client fears having kids in these troubled times. I deal with that and give advice on parenting and how I, inadvertently, nurtured my daughter into having a nervous personality. Science, religion, how Trumpers survive without him, and how Bobby Fernandez become 9 Fingers Fernandez. Subscribe and THRIV...
2021-01-2821 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim BedoreIn this episode I help a woman who suspects she might be dating a gay guy, what I learned from seeing Kenny Rogers perform "Ruby Don't Take Your Love to Town," as a party song, some thoughts on the sacking of our Capitol and my They'll All Come True or Your MONEY BACK New Years (yes, a little late) predictions for 2021. Subscribe and Thrive! You have nothing to lose but 20 minutes.
2021-01-1419 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim BedoreThis episode is late. But I have a brilliant solution for a client who doesn't want to offend his non-Christian neighbors with their 1/2 scale Nativity scene in the front yard. I must admit, I really love my solution. Sound effects. Do I over use them? I explain how my obsession with sound effects has made the world a safer place. Shelter in place, hunker down and enjoy the holiday break with this better late than never episode that makes Christmas an inclusive celebration for everyone. Subscribe and thrive.
2020-12-2617 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 43In this episode I help someone whose Covid safety bubble has been burst by a room mate whose got a new girlfriend. Is it safe to let her in their outdoor jacuzzi? Germ-a-phobes and airport restrooms-recipe for disaster? In a tight economy do you not quit a job until you have a new one? Whose the worst boss I've ever had? Why do people drive cars, alone, wearing a mask? Can old people not feel it when they have large amounts on food on their face? You have issues and questions-I can help. Subscribe and thrive!
2020-12-0722 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim BedoreIn this episode I respond to angry conservatives who were mad I suggested they all move to Texas in the last episode. Well, because I care I have more advice on how they should deal with the coming post-Trump world. Is a marriage in trouble if your wife tries to kill you with her car. Will a deadbolt stop a Lexus from barging through an apartment door? Is there a way to know when your parents are too old to drive? Your life coach is here and showing the way forward. Subscribe and thrive!
2020-11-2516 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim BedoreConservatives are suffering and need help. Your life coach is here with sincere advice on how to cope with the disappointment of the recent election. A client wants to know if she should tell a friend her cheating husband is in a porn video and a young actress wants my advice on whether to do nude scenes in Hollywood. Sex and politics. A Hitler anecdote. Golf addiction and growing up without a sister and ways for our country to heal... or not. There's much to chew on and all in under 24 minutes of time which you probably have. Subscribe and thr...
2020-11-1123 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim BedoreI've invented a digital device called The Truth Monitor. It's an automatic non-partisan lie detector. Want to hear how Trump would sound in a debate if my new invention were used? I also have some ideas on how to safely do Halloween during Covid. Is a sense of humor genetic? I think so and prove it by telling a story about my Grandfather saying something so funny I shot a cherry tomato across the room. Is full blown bickering good for a marriage? Lots to chew on! Subscribe and thrive!
2020-10-2121 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim BedoreWARNING! I went nuts with sound effects in this one. I also help a client who had a fight with his wife, teach you how to use "irony" correctly, describe why my Dad was a hero for killing a cow and why we should ban consultants, as well as give the best advice ever on how to keep a job plus pinpoint why America has turned away from science. And this life changing advice is all free! Subscribe and thrive!!!
2020-09-2921 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim Bedore Episode 38A client has a plan to achieve herd immunity from Covid-19. Can it be done and is it humane or legal? Two great old movies, Hud and Dr. Strangelove, get mentioned in response. Stereotypes? Are they ever good? I give some examples of good and bad ways to use stereotypes. Ever been five years old and have starving, frantic deer eat corn out of your hand, then later that day been forced to sit between two Native American (or Indian) Lakota warriors dressed for battle for a vacation picture your Mom insisted on taking? Do you still have nightmares from yo...
2020-09-1614 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim BedoreCan you trust what you hear on the radio or TV? I tell you who to trust and who you can't. Ever been on the radio live when a marching band stomped through a mine field of horse droppings? I have. Working in radio taught me a lot about what bizarre lies people will believe. In this episode I recount the strangest thing I ever said and how many people showed up to see humans thrown over 100 yards by a catapult. I faked a helicopter crash involving our traffic reporter on the air, one morning. Oh yes, listeners bought it. I...
2020-09-0323 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim BedoreThe Covid pandemic has people acting crazy. Too many people refuse to wear masks or socially distance. Are they crazy? Young and stupid? Detached and selfish? Republican? In this episode I straighten them out, explaining the need for masks, etc., in ways even conservatives can understand. Home schooling? Can you do it well and sell it to the kids? Tattoos and a 16 year old daughter. I life coach a client on this permanent ink issue. My friends, we're going through bizzaro world times. And I am just the man to help. Subscribe and Thrive!
2020-08-1818 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAgnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim BedoreHas PC cancel culture gone too far or not far enough? Should you boycott Trader Joe's for using the name Trader Jose on their Mexican food items? Believe it or not, I fix the whole PC enchilada in this episode. If it wasn't for cultural theft would we have pizza? Did I make the world a better place by playing golf with 3 women over 70? Creative play and kids during the time of Covid-I give parents great advice on keeping their young ones occupied, intellectually stimulated and out of their hair, all at the same time. If you care about our fu...
2020-08-0319 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim BedoreIn this episode we straighten out some life and death issues for listeners--you're a dedicated vegan with a mice infestation. What do you do? Can sensitive recording equipment hear a tomato scream when cut? Also, the moment I knew I wanted to be an entertainer, how my mentoring program is going, how I almost killed two people as a delivery boy for a pharmacy and what I learned from that, and how I once convinced three young girls that owls knew our alphabet and how falling for that ruse later affected their adult lives. So much to learn and it o...
2020-07-2119 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim BedoreDid you know Catholics have a holy day to bless your throat so you won't swallow fish bones? What's the difference between Limbo and Purgatory and why is Purgatory like hand sanitizer? Are nuns not totally human? Did I ever tell you about the time I put out 50 matches using only my mind and why it is the funniest experience I have ever had? And let me apologize in advance for all the sound effects. A better life is awaiting you. Just subscribe and thrive!
2020-07-0523 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven with Tim BedoreIn this episode it sounds like I have the Covid but it's only asthma. A client needs help with buying a wedding ring and on behalf of #Metoo I propose spending no more on hers than his. Years ago I gave a girlfriend a sewing machine for Christmas and what I learned from that was helpful in becoming a life coach. Are old school Mormons onto something with polygamy? Is taking the family camping the perfect summer vacation during a pandemic? Subscribe and thrive!
2020-06-2216 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 31This episode is pre-riot. In it I answer the doubters and explain why I was the Simon Family's pool boy and 14 year old boy toy to Carly. I finally had a hole in one but it can't be official due to the pandemic. We are all suffering. I life coach someone who wants to become a standup comic, tell them what life is like on the road and discuss my worst comedy gig (a drag strip was involved). Did you know comedy clubs may be the most dangerous place to be if the comic is funny? And what I learn...
2020-06-0318 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 30As a spiritual guru and life coach I feel it's my duty to give a virtual commencement address to our nation's grads that is more realistic and honest than the typical, overly sunny "You can change the world," fare they always get. Yet, I still manage to inspire. It's a gift. I have received emails from some of you certain that I have made things up in episode #29. Well, you're wrong and I prove it by telling about the time I was the pool boy at the Simon Family estate and became the inspiration for Carly to write "You're So V...
2020-05-1813 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 29Thanks to conservatives we were caught with our Covid-19 pants down and is Ronald Reagan to blame? Why do Americans find nudity shameful? Is God naked? Has anyone ever put up their own toll booth on a Federal highway? Instead of strep throat can you have strep butt? If so can God have a plan for everything? Is another big government era coming? You have questions and I have the answers. Wash your hands often and then Subscribe and Thrive!
2020-05-0515 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 28The Covid-19 epidemic has a comedian friend of mine feeling life is not worth living. I step in to help and show what he can do to feel good again. No baseball this year? In my imagination the Chicago Cubs played one inning of one game and became the 2020 World Champs. There's a pretty cool app that can record the audio from your brain so you get to hear the inside of my head. How is the pandemic going to change America? Government will be bigger. I explain why in a way that makes sense to conservatives. Subscribe and thrive.
2020-04-2316 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 27If the Pope says you don't have to go to Church on Sunday because of Covid-19 why did we ever? Isn't a commandment kind of permanent? The 2nd amendment as it relates to bazookas is discussed. A client has a dilemma over having to play a Trump owned golf course at a company event (if we ever get outside again). I have a solution. And I recall the email about the Animal Conspiracy that led me to being a Life Coach. Oh, yes, I inadvertently discover why most sit-coms suck. Subscribe and thrive as you shelter in place.
2020-04-0916 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 26I will admit, this home quarantining is making me a little stir crazy. I am so desperate for human interaction... well, if you listen to this episode you'll hear how desperate I have gotten. But chin up folks-we will beat Covid-19 and to inspire us I tell the story of a woman who beat up a moose and a guy who tried to rope a deer. Did you know a stud finder can be used for a DIY colonoscopy? Imagine the cost savings. I also believe cemeteries should be turned into golf courses. Shelter in place, don't touch your face...
2020-03-3022 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 25Is it time to panic? Is Covid-19 the end? Folks, this is why I became a life coach. You people need me. It's times like this that require a soothing voice to guide you past the rocky shoals of uncertainty. But beyond that you can survive and thrive and even get rich from this pandemic. I have the plan. You just need to listen and then execute. And for all of you excited that they found Noah's Ark... well, not so fast. So subscribe and thrive! Live long and prosper! The only decision you need to make is to follow my l
2020-03-2017 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 24Humans are the smartest animals on the planet but we can be reduced to pigeons who can tie shoes when you pull out a camera. We are shockingly easy to manipulate. I learned this while partying in bars in college. In our favorite bar called Butter's I also saw what would become Facebook. Chuck Connors, from the 60's era TV hit "The Rifleman," makes a guest appearance in this episode and with his help I provide a solution to gun violence while staying within the parameters of the 2nd amendment. Subscribe and Thrive!
2020-03-0517 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 23In episode 23 of An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven I help a man who has to explain to his wife that the guy he said was his best friend in high school was only imaginary, what to make of guys who dance alone at music events and how even something as nurturing as breast milk can be turned into a weapon. Life lessons abound! Subscribe and thrive!!!
2020-02-1817 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 22The first time I was aroused with a woman that woman was a nun. How did that shape who I am today? If your boss asks you to go on a trophy hunting safari what do you say? And what's the best way to deal with needing a comfort goat and dress in a giant duck outfit if you work in Silicone Valley? I am a life coach/spiritual guru for a reason folks. Listen and learn. Subscribe and thrive!
2020-02-0520 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 21In episode #21 I discuss how years ago I was in front of over 200 bankers and told them I slow danced with Nancy Reagan at a State dinner and she was coming onto me. And they believed me. I learned the truth is whatever you say it is. And bankers are not that smart. But can you tell when someone is lying? Also, would it be dangerous to add words to the 10 Commandments? Subscribe and thrive! Your free of charge Life Coach is here to help.
2020-01-2014 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 20In this episode I respond to praise and criticism about what I said about nude beaches and telling my 52 year old client to go for it, why Al Franken and the rest of us should never pose for pictures arm in arm, what would it have been like for Jesus if there had been cel phones, how context and intent is how we should judge people and what I saw on a bus that is the cure for overly PC attitudes. Enjoy, then subscribe and thrive!!!
2020-01-0720 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 19In episode #19 you'll hear my response to the 52 year old woman who emailed and asked if she should accompany her husband to a nude beach. I also tackle the issues- if all women were taken off the planet would guys still play tackle football and would porn servers become the most valuable thing on Earth? And I answer the age old question- if God created man and woman what would art critics from another galaxy say about His work? I am a spiritual guru/life coach for a reason. Hear why, then subscribe and thrive!
2019-12-1121 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 18I did LSD at Boy Scout camp. True story. In fact, six of us created a new Explorer Post (the older scouts who get to do stuff on their own) to be able to party, unsupervised, all summer in the woods. We were the worst Scouts, ever. I got an archery merit badge while hallucinating. True story. And we had to put down our beloved dog Lexie recently and now I am afraid of my wife. It's experiences like this that make me a great Life Coach.
2019-11-2620 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 17Catholic guilt recently overwhelmed me so in this episode I apologize to a 9th grade teacher named Brother Ted. While I have shame and guilt over how I behaved I also had to learn to be a comedian somewhere. And on a positive note you will hear what we did to produce a solid 18 minute long fetal position laugh... for which I have to apologize.
2019-11-1526 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 16Could you survive a sudden attack of food poisoning while onstage? I did. Experiences like that are why I am a highly qualified life coach. In this episode you learn if you're an idiot you can end up being the luckiest guy in the world. I treat a friend who is having a late-mid-life crisis. If you get a pocket dial cel call from someone and their phone is near their genitals is that phone sex? And I read an except from my autobiography A Forest of Ennui. Not a word of it is true because I want to get...
2019-11-0125 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 15Ever have a woman with a beard on your paper route? I had two and it changed my life forever. Ever know someone whose imaginary playmate was a dried booger? There's a lesson here for parents. I define what's a good marriage with a story about an eagle and a chihuahua. Did Sam Drucker, in an episode of Green Acres, have an illegitimate child? There's a lot going on in this one. Subscribe and thrive!
2019-10-2321 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 14I may have performed a miracle. Seriously. The God I doubt exists may be working through me to heal people. It appears I returned the power to walk to a guy. I recount what happened, and you decide if something spiritual is going on or not. Do you have unique and interesting dreams? I recall some of my most entertaining (at least to me) dreams and also discuss how Trump has ruined the truth. Have I become more than a spiritual guru and become a full fledged faith healer? Please listen and let me know what you think. Subscribe and thriv
2019-10-1520 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 13Ever cosmically cause the death of three playground bullies? If not, maybe that's why you're not a life coach and I am. Pop Culture matters- I am a law abiding citizen today because of one hit song from the 60's which led to my helping get our pedophile priest busted. Beatles records and shoveling snow, buying pagan babies and an audio golf analogy to describe the difference between a nun hitting you with a ruler and a yardstick- lots to chew on in this episode. Subscribe and Thrive!
2019-10-0822 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 12The scariest moment of my life? The night Tony Orlando almost dragged me on stage in Vegas and made me sing one of his total crap songs. I learned a lot from that night, and now, so can you. I also answer some gun rights emailers concerns, talk about the worst comedy club name ever, use the analogy "as uncomfortable as a nun at an orgy" in the proper context and make the case for America's culture taking a downward turn due to one specific song becoming a #1 hit in the 70's. Guidance and direction, it's here for the taki...
2019-10-0129 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 11Have you ever had a telepathic conservation with a cow at 84 mph that turned into a great comedy routine, but just for one night? I have. And we can all learn a lot from hearing about this experience. The 2nd Amendment? What would President Bedore try to do with it? (Yes, I am still running for president) And what I learned from seeing an 86 year old woman dressed in super expensive couture clothing as well as a blaze orange deer hunting hat in Los Angeles. Subscribe and thrive!
2019-09-2121 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 10Has your frustrated hunting dog ever gone on point on a house fly? What would you do (other than get in touch with me, your life coach) when you daughter announces she and her boyfriend have a safe word? Was it a mistake to go to the bars on Halloween dressed as a priest? How do reindeer herders in Lapland "fix" or castrate the non-alpha males when they don't have vets or clinics up there? And what does this tell us about ourselves, or specifically my wife and daughter, after we watched this on PBS? It's a doozy of an epi...
2019-09-0921 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 9As your life coach/spiritual guru I am trying to make the world a better place by helping you be less annoying to me, and thus everyone else. And that is why I believe conservatives should not be in charge of much beyond their own lives or small businesses. I am not saying they are bad people. I just believe the conservative world view is a big problem. Can liberals be idiots, too? Of course. Please listen to my explanation for how I arrived at this belief and then act accordingly. I also explain why "drank the Kool-A...
2019-09-0525 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 8in this episode of An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven I try not to use sound effects and describe a fool-proof and money making plan for WORLD PEACE! I can come up with a plan like that because I understand why we are friends with some countries and why we are not. I also answer some listeners emailed in questions concerning if there is a religion that I could accept. Yes, and it involves peanut butter.
2019-08-2719 minAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 7Hello, What is it like for 6th grade boys to get their sex ed. from sex-hating Catholic nuns? How much damage was done to our psyches? Have you ever sat on a Malibu beach with a very attractive blonde in a string bikini who 18 months later would become a Norbertine nun? Well, I have. Did you know that one of the miracles St. Norbert performed that qualified him for sainthood was not being killed by a poisonous spider in his nose? The I prove to the doubters that Gays are born gay, it is NOT a lifestyle choice...
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An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 6In this episode I explain why I think people who go to Renaissance Festivals are sick freaks and you should, too. Unless you've dated someone who was really into these bizarro world festivals you do not know what I know. Listen and learn. If there is a God, and I am not saying there is but, would He/She/It be cool with comedians lying? Yes. I explain why in this episode and give a perfect example of why when I recall the best radio phone prank of my broadcasting career- the day I convinced Mrs. Butterball, live on the a...
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An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 5Where do psychopaths come from and what you can do if you don't want to create anymore of them? The Burning Man Festival. Stay away. I will tell you why. I used to shop where super-model Cindy Crawford did when we lived in Los Angeles. I learned a lot about sex from walking behind Cindy Crawford. In fact, I wouldn't be a life coach today were it not for Cindy. Metoo#, you can learn a thing or two from my experiences at the Brentwood Whole Foods where I'd run into Cindy and other beautiful women, including a super-model in distres...
2019-07-0526 min
An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 4If there is a Heaven and you make the cut and get in do we really get to sit at the right hand of God the Father Almighty? Do some of us get to occasionally sit in His hand? What happens out on His left side? Does praying help? I have written a prayer, The An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven Prayer, that could be said in public schools. Please listen to it and include it in your daily rituals. Do you think you're holy? Take my Bible Quiz and see if you really do know your Bible and if you are...
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An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 3When did I first get the idea I could save the world? Or short of that, help one person? Listen and find out. Did your Mom make a birthday on Christmas for the Baby Jesus? Mine did. It felt really weird singing Happy Birthday to a ceramic figurine in a Nativity scene. Those of us who were subjected to this type of thing need to talk about it. Did you ever ask God to prove His existence so you could stop doubting? I did. Hear what deals I offered God in return for Proof of His Existence and if I ever he...
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An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 2In this episode I describe how I hoped my First Communion would solve all my "I don't feel what everyone else feels" problems with growing up Catholic and how that worked out. The last straw was a Good Friday celebration when I was in 3rd grade. Being a believer was just not in the cards for me. I also discuss a 9 year old crush I had on a married woman (she was so HOT) and my addiction to sound effects which I overuse in this episode and others. My apologies. I love cartoon sound effects.
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An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim BedoreAn Agnostic's Guide to Heaven With Tim Bedore Episode 1I grew up Catholic. But I was a born non-believer, doubter, contrarian who just couldn't get with the program. Yet, there I was kneeling and praying and shouting to the highest mountain and going through the motions but petrified that I was going to Hell because I didn't feel the spirit. Any spirit. In fact, I was pretty certain the whole thing was silly. And that is why I should be your life coach and spiritual guru. I have seen both sides of the issue. I am objective. And I care. I want you to thrive. Let's get started.
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