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Distorted View DailyDistorted View DailyCanceling Witch Curses with Mr. Clean Magic ErasersHey Freaks! On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily: 🧽 Jesus’ Secret Weapon: The Magic Eraser!Christian crackpot Katie Souza says you can wipe away demonic curses using a Mr. Clean sponge and the blood of Christ. It’s spiritual warfare meets late-night infomercial! Tim explores her latest descent into menthol-fueled madness—and kicks off the club remix […] The post Canceling Witch Curses with Mr. Clean Magic Erasers first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-07-1641 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyPartly Redneck With a Chance of Crystal Meth🤯 On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off the week with a real blast from the masturbatory past: vintage 1970s audio “trucker tapes,” complete with absurd sex talk, ridiculous dialogue, and a surprising amount of filth involving bodily fluids and cross-contaminated orifices. It’s truly a Sextastic Tuesday… on a Monday. 👵 Plus, Tim’s mom returns for […] The post Partly Redneck With a Chance of Crystal Meth first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-07-1434 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyBall-Scratching Brings in The Big BucksOn Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Friday, July 11th, 2025 Happy Friday, Freaks! We’re closing out the week with another deranged dive into the bowels of humanity — and Timmy Boo is serving up short bursts of weirdness before heading back to Ashtabula to relocate Mama Henson and her brand-new, adjustable shitter throne. Let’s […] The post Ball-Scratching Brings in The Big Bucks first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-07-1147 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyThe Internet’s Horniest Incest Enthusiasts Have Entered the ChatOn Today’s Show: 🎉 National Sucker Punch a Baby Day is back! Celebrate this time-honored tradition by punching a newborn square in the face. Tim walks us through the proud history of this idiotic fake holiday and what it really teaches us about infant uselessness. 👵 Phone Sex With Granny:Distorted View proudly presents an unforgettable […] The post The Internet’s Horniest Incest Enthusiasts Have Entered the Chat first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-07-0946 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyGonad the Barbarian – Great Moments In Hentai HistoryOn Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: 🧟‍♀️ Mama Boo Watch:Tim’s meth-recovering, meat-craving mother is wreaking havoc at her new physical rehab facility. From yelling about wheelchair tetherball to accusing staff of terrorism and drug mishandling, it’s clear she’s not vibing with institutional care. Bonus: She might’ve been poisoned by improperly stored cancer meds. Lawyers, form […] The post Gonad the Barbarian – Great Moments In Hentai History first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-07-0755 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyGlory Hole Etiquette And The Art Of StealthingOn Today’s Show: 🪞On Today’s Encore Episode of Distorted View Daily… 🔹 Harder, Harder, HARDER! Take a retro ride back to the 1970s with a sultry sex-ed documentary that definitely wasn’t shown in schools.🔹 A DV classic: Tim explores the ins, outs, and etiquette of glory holes with a self-proclaimed expert named Mark. Spoiler alert: […] The post Glory Hole Etiquette And The Art Of Stealthing first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-07-0436 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyIran’s Secret Semen Bioweapon Factories Destroyed!On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily Show Notes – July 2nd, 2025 🎇 The Pre-Independence Day Brown Gold Bonanza! 🎇 On today’s Distorted View Daily, Tim’s got your midweek madness covered with tales of crack-addicted prom queens, bioweapon-grade semen, ducks that dare to love, and toothbrushes from the Nixon era. This is what peak podcasting […] The post Iran’s Secret Semen Bioweapon Factories Destroyed! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-07-0244 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyOne Prostitute’s Battle With Under-Stomach Swamp RotOn Today’s Show: 🦠 On Today’s Show: 📦 Featured Image Today:The cover of The Horse Whisper Chronicles: The Tales of Timothy Bethesda Henson — AI-generated masterpiece starring Tim, Unicorn Hamster, Tone-Deaf Sean, and the villainous Squirtteenth Birthday 🧠 Programming Notes: 🎙️ Support the Show: 💵 Or join the sideshow via Patreon.com/DistortedView — just $5/month gets […] The post One Prostitute’s Battle With Under-Stomach Swamp Rot first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-06-1847 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyLiquid Death Water Demon JuiceOn Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Monday, June 16th, 2025💥 English Lessons from Japan, Yeasty Pep Talks, and Big Dicks Rising! On today’s show: 💩 Plus: 🧠 Quote of the Day:“I want like a restaurant-style soda fountain… filled with me.” – Tim, planning his posthumous beverage legacy 🔥 Join the Sideshow for exclusive shows, […] The post Liquid Death Water Demon Juice first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-06-1640 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyFriday the 13th: Curse of the Flesh Eating JizzOn Today’s Show: 🧟‍♂️ It’s Friday the 13th…and something sticky this way comes. In today’s jam-packed episode of DV: 🔹 Flesh-Eating Semen: Tim reviews a very real, very ridiculous Friday the 13th porn parody featuring lethal loads and camp counselors with poor decision-making skills.🔹 Drunk Live Stream Meltdowns: - Facebook boutique owner Lisa gets blackout wasted […] The post Friday the 13th: Curse of the Flesh Eating Jizz first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-06-1341 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyJizz Jockey Crowned “Nut King” At The World’s First Sperm DerbyOn Today’s Episode: On Today’s Show: 🧠 Also in this episode: We review a live poop-eating challenge so you never have to. You’re welcome. Tim launches Distorted View: Tim’s Version — a re-recording of early, cringey episodes with a fresh twist for the Crude Summer series. Podcasting pioneers don’t take breaks, they take revenge on […] The post Jizz Jockey Crowned “Nut King” At The World’s First Sperm Derby first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-06-0448 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyAmerica’s Funniest Inbred Home VideosOn Today’s Show: Episode Overview Host Tim Henson delivers a wild Wednesday episode filled with bizarre stories, hilarious audio, and classic DV absurdity. From a drunk streamer arguing with a text-to-speech clip to a To Catch a Predator porn parody, this show is peak chaos. Segments and Stories 1. Great Moments in Customer Service 2. […] The post America’s Funniest Inbred Home Videos first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-05-2855 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyCalling All Predators: Tim Baits, Traps, and Trolls on a Sex Chat HotlineOn Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily Show Notes – Best of Episode (Originally Aired October 6, 2019)🗓️ Released: Friday, May 23, 2025 Hey freaks, Tim here with a classic DV Best Of to wrap up your week! After a chaotic schedule filled with late uploads and bonus segments, we’re capping things off with a […] The post Calling All Predators: Tim Baits, Traps, and Trolls on a Sex Chat Hotline first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-05-2344 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyHow Not to Get Laid: The Super Seducer ExperienceOn Today’s Show: On this classic Sideshow-only episode now unlocked for the masses, Tim takes us on a guided tour of “Super Seducer”, the video game designed for dudes who think “no” is just a flirty form of “go on.” We follow along as Tim fails upward through a gauntlet of awkward flirtation, creepy seduction […] The post How Not to Get Laid: The Super Seducer Experience first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-05-1948 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyTeacher Known as “Mr. Pedophile” Busted For…Well, You Know…On Today’s Show: 🎵 Musical Moments: 🧴 Also in this Episode: 📞 Listener Voicemails: 📢 Programming Note: 🚗 Tim’s heading to Ashtabula, so Monday will feature a Best Of episode. New content will drop later in the day—stay tuned! 💸 Support the Show: 📬 Mailbag & Contact:✉️ show@distortedview.com📬 P.O. Box 36268, Cincinnati, OH 45236📞 Voicemail: […] The post Teacher Known as “Mr. Pedophile” Busted For…Well, You Know… first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-05-1650 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyAn Intimate Conversation With A Poop ConnoisseurTim’s Rant: Trump’s New Holidays Audio Clips: Explicit and Absurd News Stories Voicemails Support the Show 00:00:00  Introduction 02:06:17  Trump Fumbles On His Newest US Holidays 07:49:02  Awkward Verbal Gay Dad Sex 12:01:09  Laying An Egg For Your Mistress 12:45:14  Human And Dog Shit Eater Andy Has Something To Say  16:44:03  Calling Dirty Butt Lover […] The post An Intimate Conversation With A Poop Connoisseur first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-05-0748 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyPlant-Based Bestiality: For The Vegan Animal LoverOn Today’s Episode:Tim wrestles with a disturbing dream where he becomes the world’s most racist supervillain, Malario, a mosquito-shooting menace bent on African domination. Also, Dove thinks your emojis aren’t inclusive enough, and Tim has thoughts. Spoiler: He’s not thrilled about customizing tiny cartoon faces. Plus: Voicemails Today: Listeners debate the legal and ethical complications […] The post Plant-Based Bestiality: For The Vegan Animal Lover first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-04-3051 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyA  Big Dick Rastafarian Making My Coconuts ClapOn Today’s Show: News Highlights: Listener Calls: Haley’s Comet drops a very problematic voicemail. Kickstart addictions, Cactus Cooler cravings, and a potential 20th Anniversary Roast of Tim? (Spoiler: Tim roasts YOU instead.) 00:00:00  Introduction 02:41:15  Unocvering New Material From Viral Favorites / The Unsavory Chef 07:01:05  The Return Of John Dakers / Woody Woodpecker 11:56:05 […] The post A  Big Dick Rastafarian Making My Coconuts Clap first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-04-2849 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyFrying Your Eyeballs To See Extra ColorsOn Today’s Show: 🌈 Introducing Olo: The Unseeable New Color Between Blue and Green Scientists have allegedly discovered a new color between blue and green, called Olo. But there’s a catch—you’ll need to get lasers blasted into your eyeballs to see it. Tim compares this breakthrough to his own discovery of the number “Leavenge.” Advantage: […] The post Frying Your Eyeballs To See Extra Colors first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-04-2148 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyWe’re Off To The Sperm Races! – NEW SHOWOn Today’s Show: 🎧 Highlights & Clips: 🧬 “We’re up all night to get AIDS!” – Tim discovers an ancient high school science video with Daft Punk, abstinence, and full-blown cringe. 🪐 “What are women doing in space—menstruating?” – Jesse Lee Peterson fears a future where periods orbit Earth. Tim breaks down this idiocy, blow […] The post We’re Off To The Sperm Races! – NEW SHOW first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-04-1839 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyCommunity Toilet: America’s Least Wanted SuperheroOn Today’s Episode: Buckle up your buttflaps, Freaks—Tim is back with a scat-tastic start to the week, courtesy of a listener who dug up the internet’s most nauseating gem: Community Toilet, a man who turns his digestive misfortunes into fetish content. Yes, poop is involved. A lot of it. And so are gagging sounds. You’re […] The post Community Toilet: America’s Least Wanted Superhero first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-04-1446 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyA Douche Disaster Sends America’s Favorite Fisting Fanatic To The EROn Today’s Show: Happy Monday, Freaks! Tim Henson is back to kick off the week with a colonic explosion of stories that’ll make you laugh, gag, and rethink your decor choices. On today’s show: Plus:🏠 Tim and his mom recount the family’s bold interior design choices, including a red-carpeted Spanish-themed trailer with iron décor and […] The post A Douche Disaster Sends America’s Favorite Fisting Fanatic To The ER first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-04-0749 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyDéjà Distorted View: Taste The Brain Rot🎙️ Distorted View Daily – Classic Episode from April 1, 2015💀 “You’re listening to the festering, rotting corpse of a long-expired episode…” In This Time-Warped Episode:Tim finds himself trapped in a podcasting purgatory — doomed to read the same bizarre news story over and over (and over) again. Is it déjà vu? A glitch in […] The post Déjà Distorted View: Taste The Brain Rot first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-04-0528 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyCarbon Chaperone II: Fuck Yourself to Save the WorldHappy April Fool’s Day, Freaks! Tim is back (and sort of better) after an ass-blasting weekend of illness and sulfur burps, and he’s ready to test the limits of his digestive system with gas station hashbrowns. What could possibly go wrong? Today’s episode is an epic sci-fi clusterfuck, and yes, Tim once again saves the […] The post Carbon Chaperone II: Fuck Yourself to Save the World first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-04-0132 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyTourette’s Tributes, Semen Slingers, and Smartphone Sex StatsOn Today’s Show: Hey Freaks! Tim kicks off this week after battling some serious stomach issues—complete with vivid audio proof! Today’s throwback takes us back to the infamous Lenovo computer saga of 2013. Relive Tim’s legendary frustration with Lenovo’s customer service, or as some employees pronounce it, “Lenobo.” Highlights Include: All this plus twisted news […] The post Tourette’s Tributes, Semen Slingers, and Smartphone Sex Stats first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-03-3134 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyA Full Release Hot Air BalloonOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:32:18  The Calendar Is Full Of Stupid Holidays 06:11:06  The Dumbest Gameshow – The Floor 10:25:00  High School Zoom / Google Meet Classrooms Are Wild 15:32:16  In Love With a Kmart Mannequin 18:59:06  Sign Up For The Sideshow 20:20:20  Little Girl Had To Clean Up Her Milk Shits 24:09:02  Book […] The post A Full Release Hot Air Balloon first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-02-1732 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyGay Lover’s Banging In The Back Of The TechnodromeOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:46:15  Remember Getting Valentine’s Day Cards In Elementary School 08:25:16  Bebop And Rocksteady – Gay Lovers In The Technodrome 12:15:22  Tonetta Is Back And Making Ass And Penis Print Shirts 14:22:09 A 4 A.M. Neighborly Freakout 16:30:06  Terror On The Cul De Sac – Former Neighbor Comes To Fight 24:40:04 […] The post Gay Lover’s Banging In The Back Of The Technodrome first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-02-1548 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyDad And Son Have The Sperm TalkOn Today’s Show: Running a bit late. I’ll be back with a Sideshow exclusive episode later today and then of course we will end the week with a show for everyone. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 Transcript: The post Dad And Son Have The Sperm Talk first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-02-1337 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyYou’re The Next Contestant On The Price Is ReichOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:07:00  Reality Shifting – The Next Dumb Stuff From TikTok 15:03:17  The Sounds Of Fart Suffocation 16:37:05  Offensive Dirty Sexy Race Play Talk? 19:13:19  Our Favorite Crazy Man From The Streets Is Back  21:12:01  A White Woman Was Not A Fan Of The Super Bowl Halftime Show 23:52:12  Arizona Racist […] The post You’re The Next Contestant On The Price Is Reich first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-02-1257 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyThe Government Is Coming After Your Spilled SeedOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introudction 01:58:21  Jury Duty 06:45:09  Hawk Tuah Girl Has Emerged From Her Hate Induced Slumber 16:41:05  The US Office Of Faith Is Lead By A Woman Who Speaks In Tongues 19:24:15  Dog Poop Fight 22:13:14  Arrested Woman Steals Police Car 30:32:02  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 32:30:14  A Livestreamed Police Standoff […] The post The Government Is Coming After Your Spilled Seed first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-02-1057 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyHe’s A Sock Sniff Freak – And It Gets Worse From ThereOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:09:00  Another Crack At An Uncensored AI Chat Bot 06:09:16  AI Generated Sex Story Sounds Like It Was Written By A Horny Teenage Indian 11:55:12  Vulgar City Council Outburst 14:36:20  Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work Goes Wrong 20:18:02 An American In The Unites States of America Freaks Out In An […] The post He’s A Sock Sniff Freak – And It Gets Worse From There first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-02-0755 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyTwerking On The DisabledOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:41:16  Winnie The Pooh And Piglet Talk Stranger Danger 13:14:04  Steven Dawson Gets Tricked With Boxer Shorts 21:06:22  Doing Shots Of Nail Polish 30:06:21  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 32:00:12  Betting Your Friend You Could Dodge Bullets 35:16:23  A Small Tale Of One Man’s Micropenis 40:01:17  Twerking On The Disabled […] The post Twerking On The Disabled first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-02-0553 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyChapped Lips Pressed Against A Well-Lubed LabiaOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:38:01  Black History Month – Big Black Dicks 08:08:06  Meade Gains *More* Weight 16:10:06  Sagittarius Gets Eaten Out 25:56:23  Drunk Man Gets Kicked Off Plane 29:59:10  Homeless Man Porking A Bench – Busted! 32:34:11  Support The Show! 34:58:21  Getting Your Penis Frozen To The Ground 38:50:02  Find A Trove Of […] The post Chapped Lips Pressed Against A Well-Lubed Labia first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-02-0357 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyHow To Break In To The Lucrative Urine Farming BusinessOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:33:00  Stop Whining – Daddy Timmyboo Yells Ate Dopey Listeners 08:40:23  My Favorite Elderly Midget Carnival Freak Singing Has Died 12:29:10  Raicst Mexican Tirade / Next Day Apology 20:01:00  UFC Fighter Wants To Go Fishing With Hitler 25:19:18  UPS Store Employee Fired Freak Out 27:33:14  “Rich” Guy Getting Banned From […] The post How To Break In To The Lucrative Urine Farming Business first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-01-3156 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyChild Brides Are Back On The Menu!On Today’s Show: 00:00:01  Introduction 01:54:17  Special Airplane Accomodations For Claustrophobia 09:46:17  I Am Not A Hateful Asshole. I’m A Lovable Asshole.  16:34:07  Transperson Doesn’t Want Us Asking About Pronouns Now? 20:52:02  Animal Rights Protest In The Grocery Aisle 23:59:13  A Bounty Hunter Shows Up At A City Council Meeting 29:30:22  Support Distorted View Daily! […] The post Child Brides Are Back On The Menu! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-01-2952 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyLet The Scent Of Your Intestinal Mucus Drive Women CrazyOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:50:13  Every City Has A Cult 08:19:23  The Mountain Dew Baja Prophecies 13:25:04  Pastor Manning Is Running For Mayor: Get Rid Of Da Poop 18:15:13  Homeless Man Pushed A Turd Through A Park Bench 23:04:01  How To Attract Women With Large Penises 28:41:24  Support Distorted View Daily 30:30:00  Sisterly Brawl […] The post Let The Scent Of Your Intestinal Mucus Drive Women Crazy first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-01-2751 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyWhy Did The Bird Man Whip Out His Pecker?On Today’s Show: Back here with your new episode of DV as promised! 00:00:00  Introduction 01:46:01  Attempting To Out Crazy The Homeless 07:07:21  Crazy Instigator Meets His Match 08:50:15  Will Blunderfield Is On To DV 12:25:11  I Try To Help The Trump Adminstration 13:29:04  Trump Supporters Abandon Their Belongings Just To See Him 17:44:09  Billy […] The post Why Did The Bird Man Whip Out His Pecker? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-01-2349 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyTwo Enemas For The Price Of OneOn Today’s Show: I’ll be back later today with a new episode DV for everyone. Until then, here’s the interview I did with my favorite subject – Meade Skelton! We did a special show back in 2021 that even included call-ins from listeners who wanted to ask Meade a question or two. PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS […] The post Two Enemas For The Price Of One first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-01-2344 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyFlorida Man Has Sex With A Horse’s NoseOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:13:18  My AirBnB For Mice Isn’t Going So Well 06:43:22  Checking In With My Favorite Religious Cult 13:30:06  God Says Stay Unemployed – He’ll Cover You 16:30:05  Momma Bear Protects Her Alcoholic Son At The Liquor Store 20:27:03  Black Man Drives Home From Work  And A White Woman Feels Threatened […] The post Florida Man Has Sex With A Horse’s Nose first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-01-2153 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyBotched Circumcision Resulted In An Exploding PenisOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:47:21  A New Batch Of Weird Phone Service Commercials 06:35:13 1-900-Schadenfreude 08:15:17  Make Your Fantasies Come True 11:16:11 1-900 Gay Phone Fun 12:56:04  Another Extremely Annoying Vegan 17:43:12  Alpha Male Cashmaster  21:18:03  A Sissy Boy Doing His Traffic Cone Squats 24:13:21  Support Distorted View Daily! 26:55:19  Penis Exploding Circumcision 32:38:14 […] The post Botched Circumcision Resulted In An Exploding Penis first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-01-1751 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyGetting High Huffing Urinal CakesOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:41:16  Living That Urinal Cake Huffing Life 09:24:14  AIDS Shit Verbal Slave 14:49:07  That Time A Murderous Incel Went To The Park 20:08:05  Going Through Puberty During Your Roid Rage 23:31:09  Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee 28:03:23  Support The Show 30:31:01  Get High On Those Dank BK Chicken Fries […] The post Getting High Huffing Urinal Cakes first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-01-1551 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyHate Speech And Slurs Are Back, Baby!On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 50% Off! AdamEve.Com Promo Code: FREAK 00:40:11  Introduction 02:19:08  Hate Speech And Slurs Are Back In 06:58:04  Dhar Mann Has Run Out Of Life Lessons To Teach Morons 13:14:16  Making Indian Stepson A Slave 20:41:24  Alexyss K. Tylor – MK Ultra And Spiritual Dick 30:27:12  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:35:01 […] The post Hate Speech And Slurs Are Back, Baby! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-01-1349 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyI Am Your Meat And Prostitute Expert AMAOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:59:15 My Prediction For 2025 05:07:18  California Karen Demands WildFire Answers 10:36:00  Stinky Penis Tinder Date 17:41:12  Old Drunk Beachgoer’s Insane Arrest 31:26:21  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 33:11:00  Porn Watching Police Man 37:34:19  Marrying Your Son’s Fiance – Not Cool Dude 41:19:09  Ms. Dookie’s Gret Big Haul 44:18:01 Voicemails: […] The post I Am Your Meat And Prostitute Expert AMA first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-01-1150 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyShane Lee InterviewOn Today’s Show: I’ll be back later today with a new episode, but for right now here’s a Best-Of program where I interview the recently deceased Shane Lee. I mean, I interviewed him before he died, but he is now recently deceased. Video The Distorted View Store Is Open! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen […] The post Shane Lee Interview first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-01-1041 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyGetting High On Your Piss SupplyOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:26:24  Mouse In The House / Piss Supply 08:06:09  Mouse Trap CBT 10:46:17  We’re Taking The Gulf Away From Mexico! 13:37:24  MAGA On Ice! 17:11:13  Free yourself From The Bondage Of Food With Jesus 23:51:12  Road Rage Pile Driver! 27:06:19  Join Distorted View Ultimate Premier MAX Plus 28:32:03  Youtard Fakes […] The post Getting High On Your Piss Supply first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-01-0848 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyHave Space Sex Like The Dolphins!On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:48:18  Double Gang Stalking 07:16:07  The Government Causes Swollen Vaginas 09:25:18  Gang Spunking – Erotic Gangstalking? 12:48:22  The As Seen On TV Product For Gang Stalk Victims! 18:45:03  The Glamour And Glitz Of Child Auctions 29:25:24  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:37:02 Sexual Trend Watch 2025 35:40:04  Have Space Sex […] The post Have Space Sex Like The Dolphins! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-01-0650 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyThe 7 Year Jock ItchOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:46:22  Vocal Runs 07:15:17  McDonald’s Is A Big Facebook Troll 13:01:06  Incel Documentary 24:25:03  A Sweet, Depressed Incel On Onlyfans 30:45:00  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 33:30:00  Spotify’s Is Chock Full Of Porn 37:23:17  A Bad Tip Stabbing 40:44:07  Tiktok Gym STD Panic 45:05:14 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending The Distorted […] The post The 7 Year Jock Itch first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-01-031h 02Distorted View DailyDistorted View Daily…And A Happy Jigoo Year!On Today’s Show: Hey Freaks! Best of Show today as we celebrate the new year. Back tomorrow for another Sideshow exclusive episode! The Distorted View Store Is Open! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On Amazon Music | Listen On Youtube Music Our New PO Box […] The post …And A Happy Jigoo Year! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2025-01-0147 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyCatching Chlamydia On The TreadmillOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:46:22  Vocal Runs 07:15:17  McDonald’s Is A Big Facebook Troll 13:01:06  Incel Documentary 24:25:03  A Sweet, Depressed Incel On Onlyfans 30:45:00  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 33:30:00  Spotify’s Is Chock Full Of Porn 37:23:17  A Bad Tip Stabbing 40:44:07  Tiktok Gym STD Panic 45:05:14 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending The Distorted […] The post Catching Chlamydia On The Treadmill first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-12-3055 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyA Christmas Menstruation MiracleOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:22:17  Visiting Mom For Christmas / Medication 07:53:20  A Christmas Antipasto Crisis 10:35:12  Mom Gets A Visit From Aunt Flo 13:26:15  I Got An Additional Christmas Gift This Year! 18:48:05  My Nieces Got Rape Kits For The Holidays 20:57:19  My Italian Heritage 22:57:09  The First All Black Women Debate Champions […] The post A Christmas Menstruation Miracle first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-12-271h 08Distorted View DailyDistorted View DailyCan I Smell A White Guy’s Butt Tonight?On Today’s Show: I have just returned to Cincinnati after spending the holidays up north with the family. I have a best of show for you today, and tomorrow we’ll resume with new episodes. Enjoy!  The Distorted View Store Is Open! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | […] The post Can I Smell A White Guy’s Butt Tonight? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-12-2634 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailySweet F’ing Christ On A CrossOn Today’s Show: I’m up in Ashtabula visiting famb-ily for the holidays, so here is a delightful holiday treat for you freaks!  The Distorted View Store Is Open! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On Amazon Music | Listen On Youtube Music Our New PO Box […] The post Sweet F’ing Christ On A Cross first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-12-2337 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyLittle Billy’s Cancer Christmas JubileeOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Today’s 12 Days Of DV Deals 01:33:13  Introduction 04:04:16  I’d Be Good At Making Depressing Christmas Music 08:04:08  My Favorite Red Sovine Song: Dead Kid On Santa’s Lap 11:55:01  A Dysfunctional Family Fight Over Tortillas 19:27:04  Meade Upset With Me Regarding His Height 22:02:00  Meade Skelton Working On A DV Theme […] The post Little Billy’s Cancer Christmas Jubilee first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-12-191h 01Distorted View DailyDistorted View DailyThe Horrifying Sounds Of Full Body Trauma MassagesOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Promo Code: DORK / Techno Geek Shirt 01:23:03  Introduction 03:15:05  A Bag Of Lays Potato Chips Ruined My Day 08:05:04  The Government Is Chemicaling An Old Lady 14:00:23  Trauma Massage Therapy 20:32:01  Prolapse Pop Music 24:39:08  Tamir’s Thoughts On Marriage 28:05:04  Become A True And Honorable Freak Today! 29:49:13  A Bunch […] The post The Horrifying Sounds Of Full Body Trauma Massages first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-12-1751 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyCosmetic Nipple PuffingOn Today’s Show: Sign Up For The Sideshow and Become A True And Honorable Freak! 00:00:00 $10 White Stamp DV Logo T-Shirt – PROMO CODE: NIPPLE 01:06:03  Introduction 03:50:18  Calling All Financial Wizards: Sketchy Ass Ways To Get Quick Retirement Money 09:16:09  More Child And Mentally Disabled Standup Acts 16:43:24  A Very Thirsty Woman Gets […] The post Cosmetic Nipple Puffing first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-12-1458 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyHot Dog Juice Is A Maggot AphrodisiacOn Today’s Show: Sign Up For The Sideshow and Become A True And Honorable Freak! 00:00:00  Free Mini Sticker Sheet 00:59:17  Introduction 03:21:14  Moxie The Robot Is Getting Killed 12:07:08  Jerking Off With Bugs 13:02:03  That Perplexing Kerrygold Butter Commercial 17:52:01  Back To Masturbating With Slugs 24:01:23  The Sounds Of The Butthole 25:38:19  Bros Sharing […] The post Hot Dog Juice Is A Maggot Aphrodisiac first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-12-121h 00Distorted View DailyDistorted View DailyHigh Chair Hunks And Jungle Gym Glory HolesOn Today’s Show: My years of making fun of the low battery smoke alarm have finally come back to haunt me. It’s a best of show today for the weirdest of reasons. Checking In With NAMBLA Lois Gags On Peter Gay Whites: STOP TALKING BLACK Eating Feces In Court Sign Up For The Sideshow and […] The post High Chair Hunks And Jungle Gym Glory Holes first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-12-1042 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View Daily20 Years Of Distorted View + Rate That Vagina!On Today’s Show: Not a member of the Sideshow? We’ve got some Holiday Sideshow Deals! Bonus: you’ll be the first to have access to the New Sideshow – hosted right here on distortedview.com! Sign Up For The Sideshow and Become A True And Honorable Freak! On Today’s Show: 01:42:23  Introduction 03:17:16 Distorted View Daily Turns […] The post 20 Years Of Distorted View + Rate That Vagina! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-12-091h 02Distorted View DailyDistorted View DailyStylish Leather Diapers For The Incontinent Hard RockerOn Today’s Show: Not a member of the Sideshow? We’ve got some Holiday Sideshow Deals! Bonus: you’ll be the first to have access to the New Sideshow – hosted right here on distortedview.com! Sign Up For The Sideshow and Become A True And Honorable Freak! On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Today’s DV Store Deal 02:39:10  Introduction […] The post Stylish Leather Diapers For The Incontinent Hard Rocker first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-12-0658 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyPlanning Your Next Cum Dump PartyOn Today’s Show: Not a member of the Sideshow? We’ve got some Holiday Sideshow Deals! Bonus: you’ll be the first to have access to the New Sideshow – hosted right here on distortedview.com! Sign Up For The Sideshow and Become A True And Honorable Freak! On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:03:23  Homo For The Holidays […] The post Planning Your Next Cum Dump Party first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-12-0458 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyA High Pressure Dick Injection Sales PitchOn Today’s Show: – 20% off everything in the DV Store! Just use promo code FREAK (Must spend at least $10 for code to work) https://shop.distortedview.com Not a member of the Sideshow? You’ll never find lower prices! The Cyber Monday Sideshow deal is on! Bonus: you’ll be the first to have access to the New […] The post A High Pressure Dick Injection Sales Pitch first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-12-0252 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyMy Pizza-Faced, Tiny-Boobed, Stripper PrincessOn Today’s Show: It’s Black Friday weekend! I have some great deals for you! – 20% off everything in the DV Store! Just use promo code FREAK (Must spend at least $10 for code to work) https://shop.distortedview.com Not a member of the Sideshow? You’ll never find lower prices! The Black Friday Sideshow deal is on! […] The post My Pizza-Faced, Tiny-Boobed, Stripper Princess first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-11-291h 08Distorted View DailyDistorted View DailySpritzing Yourself With Cheap Ass Piss PerfumeOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  DV Store Radio 02:02:23  Introduction 05:57:13  Upcoming Black Friday Deals 06:48:21  The Kitchenaid Mixer Saga: The Beginning 10:44:00  The Mixer Saga: My Big Mistakes 14:47:15  The Mixer Saga: The Target Store Return 18:59:08  The Mixer Saga: Back Home – Marital Problems 27:03:07  The Mixer Saga: Ending 29:23:07  A Very Gay Man […] The post Spritzing Yourself With Cheap Ass Piss Perfume first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-11-271h 17The SOUND ProjectThe SOUND ProjectDesigning Tim Henson's Recording Studio - The SOUND Project Episode 87Today, Gavin and Oscar take a deep dive into the process behind designing Tim Henson of Polyphia's recording studio! Video By: More Than Media - www.morethan.media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/morethan.media/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@morethan.media YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@morethanmedia_ The S.O.U.N.D. Project Podcast: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-sound-project/id1680525959 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6dkk1s642VFjZGsdYGyxBP Google: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy9kZTBiZGNlOC9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw Full episodes playlist: https://www.youtube.com...2024-11-2513 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyIs Chris Chan Going To Be A Father?On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:02:04  Wicked Is Annoying 12:28:20  Is Chris Chan About To Be A Father? 16:23:13  More Misadventures In Prostitution 26:01:03  Freaking Out Over Your Own Hit And Run 29:02:05  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:11:04 Chuck Woolery Won’t Be Back In 2 and 2 37:15:01  Hanging Your Favorite Underwear On The […] The post Is Chris Chan Going To Be A Father? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-11-2558 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailySperm Dripping Out Like GravyOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  The Softer Side Of The Distorted View Store 00:29:12  Introduction 02:53:01  A New Horrifying Youtard / Lolcow 07:04:18  AnacondaSin’s Sexual Exploits / Fetishes  17:40:02 Level 2 Security Officer / Actor / Debater Vs. Random Hispanic Neighbor 24:49:15  Sperm Dripping Out Like Gravy 28:10:03  Bad LGBTQ Singers 32:53:02  Become A Member Of […] The post Sperm Dripping Out Like Gravy first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-11-2256 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyWilly Wanker And The Sexual Assault FactoryOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Sara Beck With The Meat Council 00:50:13  Introduction 02:29:02  Heart Monitor Time 04:29:00  If You’re Not Racist, You’re Not A Christian 08:20:04  You’re Not A Man If You Only Have One Wife 11:46:24  Witches Are Real And They *DO* Fly On Brooms 17:16:08  Mukbangin On Your Bed / Your Next President […] The post Willy Wanker And The Sexual Assault Factory first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-11-2057 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyWrinkle Free Testicles And Fuller Puffy Labia LipsOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:36:05  The Distorted View Store Is Open! 03:52:03 Mall Madness 80’s Board Game 09:08:18  Lord Douche Is Driving Me Crazy With The Kitchenaid Mixers 12:59:23  Meade Weigh In / Recovered Deleted Video 16:18:12  Doctor Prison Deals With Problem Pisser Children 25:00:05  Pregnant Shoplifter Flees Cop / Gets Tackled 31:19:13  Support […] The post Wrinkle Free Testicles And Fuller Puffy Labia Lips first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-11-1800 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailySatanic Weight Gain and Sleep Nymphomania: Know The Warning SignsOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:01:19  Satanic Weight Gain 05:10:18  Satan Gives An Update 07:08:10  Satan Confronts Meade Skelton 13:07:15  Sagittarius: A Week In Tricks / More Stuff Cramped Up Her Pooter 23:25:20  Political Freakout At The Gas Station 25:24:11  Someone Finally Pointed A Gun At The Cart Narcs 28:34:11  Sign Up For The Sideshow! […] The post Satanic Weight Gain and Sleep Nymphomania: Know The Warning Signs first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-11-1553 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyButt-Obsessed Christian Gynecologist TurtlesOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:09:19  Sagittarius Got A Few New STD’s This Year 18:49:20  Jaden Smith Wants To Build You A Bed 27:16:17  Crappy Housewife / Crappy Singer 31:42:21  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 33:28:14  The Butt Obsessed Gynecologist Who Wants You To Repent 39:08:20  Coming Soon: The Ministry Of Sex 44:36:17 Home Alone […] The post Butt-Obsessed Christian Gynecologist Turtles first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-11-1358 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyRobbie Raccoon Says: Ass Play Is For EveryoneOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:24:00  Tim’s Stroking Out Speaking Klingon 05:06:10  Disgusting Childrens Toys 08:23:05  Rimjob Raccoon / Cunnilingus Kangaroo Commercial 10:28:17  Skibidi Toilet And Milky Milky Jug 14:53:01  Let’s Make Dieting Racist Again 20:19:23  Support This Stupidity! Become A Sideshow Member And/Or Patron! 21:50:09  Pure Hypochondria Update 22:56:15  Nude Melanie Trump Plastered All […] The post Robbie Raccoon Says: Ass Play Is For Everyone first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-11-1138 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyHarry Potter And The Bloody Asshole Of GodOn Today’s Show: 00:00:02  Introduction 02:01:23  Election Results 04:47:15  To My Listeners Who Voted For Donald Trump  05:45:12  To My Listeners Who Voted For Kamala Harris 07:30:00  Let’s Just Blame White Women 09:30:22  More Audio From My Favorite Interdimensial Time Traveling Weirdo 15:16:21  Insane Person Has A Hatred Of Disco Queen Donna Summer 18:00:20  Man […] The post Harry Potter And The Bloody Asshole Of God first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-11-0700 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyPreaching Against Long Legged Mack Daddies And Pinched Nosed HomosOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  News Break / Kroger Blue 02:36:16  Introduction  05:02:04  Kroger Patriot Commercial 07:04:03  Pastor Manning Is Back Angry With At The Homosexuals 17:52:15 The Man With The 89 Grade Point Average 26:36:20  Confronting The Man Pissing On The Sidewalk  28:46:19  Witches Get Stitches According To One Felonious Preacher 34:07:00  Don’t Donate To […] The post Preaching Against Long Legged Mack Daddies And Pinched Nosed Homos first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-11-0558 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyHow High Altitudes Could Make You Go Gay Real HardOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:32:03  Childrens Narcan Chewables 04:51:16  The Worst Jazz Poetry Ever – An Ode To Purple 17:54:23  Catching Up The Inbreds 20:53:21  Meth Addict Who Had A Baby With Matt Damon 26:12:19  Annoying Preacher Disturbs Grocery Shoppers, Airport Staff, And Plane Passengers 32:04:13  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 33:45:00  New Viral […] The post How High Altitudes Could Make You Go Gay Real Hard first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-11-011h 03Distorted View DailyDistorted View DailyThe Dating Requirements Of A Fart Loving IncelOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:35:18  The Dating Requirements Of A Fart And Shit Loving Incel 22:20:09  Meade’s Lost Sweet Tea And Politics Video 33:30:05  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 34:55:15 Horrible Way To Die 1: Backing Yourself Into A Plane Propeller 40:39:09 Horrible Way To Die 2: Baking Yourself In A Commercial Oven 45:04:06 […] The post The Dating Requirements Of A Fart Loving Incel first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-10-301h 00Distorted View DailyDistorted View DailyMake American Breasts Plump And Milk-Filled AgainOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:02:24  Trump’s Podcasting Tour / Joe Rogan 05:06:15  Weird Trump Rally Music Choice – Funeral March  08:19:10  Donald Trump Live In The Studio 13:20:05  Now That’s What I Call A Trump Rally CD Offer 16:10:05  National Anthem Disaster At The Third Party Presidential Debate 20:10:22  Youtard Tammy Is Screaming Again […] The post Make American Breasts Plump And Milk-Filled Again first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-10-2849 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyStripped Searched By Your High School PrincipalOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:09:10  Poo Time Flying Up The Sharts 04:30:22  Queen Cobra Wants To Shoot The King 09:18:00  Obese Christian “Weight Lifting” 13:14:20  October Surprise / Presidential Endorsement 21:34:18  Homeless People Being Gangstalked 25:50:09  Bred Down On The Plantation 29:59:15  Become A Sideshow Member!  30:28:01  Plotting Murder Over Roblox Chat  35:44:11  Highschool […] The post Stripped Searched By Your High School Principal first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-10-251h 00Distorted View DailyDistorted View DailyDepositing A Sizable Amount Of Human Sperm In A Beaver’s AssOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:22:01  A Disturbing Furry / Shit / Bestiality Freak 07:12:01  An Excerpt From Furry Erotica – Beaver Soup 11:58:17  Jesse Lee Peterson Gives Awful Advice 17:44:07  Pastor Says Women Need To Stop Being So Loud 20:40:07  Refusing Blood Transfusions Because Of God 22:54:05  Salon Freak Out Over Package Delivery 28:21:20 […] The post Depositing A Sizable Amount Of Human Sperm In A Beaver’s Ass first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-10-2355 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyFirst Comes Lesbian Sex, Then Comes The Death RattleOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:51:24  Grandma Wants Some Lesbian Action 05:18:09  Human Death Rattle 08:31:13  Dyking Out With Meemaw (Continued) 11:07:08  Granny Talks Dirty And Whips Out Her Low Hanging Knockers 17:07:19  Meade Gains More Weight 18:32:00  Meade Address Small Crowd Size, Blames It On God 20:55:05  Extreme Predator Catchers 26:19:23  Sign Up For […] The post First Comes Lesbian Sex, Then Comes The Death Rattle first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-10-211h 00Distorted View DailyDistorted View DailyRemoving Your Teeth So You Can Fit More Stuff In Your MouthOn Today’s Show: I’m running late with the brand new Sideshow exclusive episode today. I’ll be posting that for paying freaks a little later today. In the meantime, here’s a Best-Of Show for everyone. Enjoy! Newest Mail Unboxing Video! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On […] The post Removing Your Teeth So You Can Fit More Stuff In Your Mouth first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-10-1838 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyThe Greatest Scissoring Lesbian Musical Act EverOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:10:17  Religious Awakening 02:55:07  My Days As One Half Of A Folk Rock Lesbian Duo  05:26:11  Foods Christian Are Not Supposed To Eat 13:22:04  I Am The Chosen One 15:08:04  Tim Gets Sidetracked Into Singing Annie Lennox 17:56:09  A Rapid Fire Round Of Religious / Spirtual Craziness 21:20:12  Trailer Park […] The post The Greatest Scissoring Lesbian Musical Act Ever first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-10-0753 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyCalling 911 To Get Out Of A Bumble DateOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:56:13  The Internet Has Decided We Must All Know About The Comic Strip “Cathy” 09:33:14  Freedom Water! Hydrate Like A True American 18:38:19  Wife Is Mad Her Husband Isn’t LGBTQ 24:20:14  Tim Goes Off The Rails On His Love Of Triangles 26:07:08  Tiktard Makes Up A New Term To Feel […] The post Calling 911 To Get Out Of A Bumble Date first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-06-2056 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyThe Best Sex Scenes In The BibleOn Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:19:20  Tim Henson is Too Hot For Youtube (Banned Again) 08:54:22  The Inbred Family Is Back! Are They Scamming? 20:43:09  Trump Is Selling Bigly Bibles! 25:48:21  Tips From An Alpha Douche Dating Coach 32:15:11  Get Exclusive Episodes Of DV 33:52:12  Between A Tampon And A Hard Place 42:18:21  Man Finds […] The post The Best Sex Scenes In The Bible first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2024-03-2859 minDistorted View DailyDistorted View DailyAdolf Sings The Holiday Hit(lers)On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:10:17  Christmas Is Coming Quick / Henson Family Holidays 08:42:06 New DV Worthy Christmas Songs For 2023 10:42:23  A Very Cerebral Palsy Christmas 15:01:04  Adolf Sings The Christmas Hit(lers) 17:15:00  Have Yourself A MAGA Little Chrismas 19:29:14  Burp Fetish / Lady Who Is Only Attracted To Real Vomits 22:33:18  A […] The post Adolf Sings The Holiday Hit(lers) first appeared on Distorted View Daily.2023-12-2053 minOne Day in SoCalOne Day in SoCalEpisode 25 - Jim Henson Studios VIP TourI was afforded a fairly rare opportunity to tour the Jim Henson Company Lot in Hollywood, California and have a small audience with the one and only Brian Henson! Unlike most movie studios, The Jim Henson Company does not do public tours on a regular basis, so at this 1917 Charlie Chaplin Hollywood original is a rare treat indeed.Finally, we were treated to a show of the Jim Henson Companies newest sensation, Puppet Up! Uncensored!Full audience audio with Brian Henson will be at the end of this episode. Enjoy!*Language W...2023-03-081h 08Educate EbonyEducate EbonyS2 Ep 14 - Scott LePage & Tim Henson (Polyphia)Please welcome Scott LePage and Tim Henson from Polyphia to close out The Prog Edition! Ending on a serious high, we hear all about Polyphia's new album Remember That You Will Die, and what prog albums Scott and Tim say you need to hear. Find Scott on socials:InstagramTwitter Find Tim on socials:InstagramTwitterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.2022-11-0120 minThe Dr. Tim Stauffer PodcastThe Dr. Tim Stauffer Podcast9. Interview w/ Bill Henson - Posture ShiftCreating spaces that make people feel safe and welcome can be challenging but is vitally important. Bill Henson and his ministry Posture Shift seeks to help families and church communities create safe and welcoming environments for individuals that identify as LGBT+. Join the conversation as we navigate the complexities of radically loving people while simultaneously radically loving and obeying God.  Find Bill's organization at postureshift.com Find Bill's main resources for families and churches at guidingfamilies.com Thanks for listening! Questions, comments, feedback... guidepostspod@gmail.com Music by Max H...2022-06-1346 minThe Snow Plow Show Prank Call PodcastThe Snow Plow Show Prank Call PodcastThe Snow Plow Show Episode 743 – Tim Henson is a Loose CannonIn today’s Snow Plow Show I attempt to completely ruin Tim Henson’s life by stealing his identity and acting like a shitpants fool to property managers. This show’s sponsors are The Stunning-Kruger Effect, Audi Love, Basket of Grapes, High School Graduate, and K.C. Deeply.  00:01 An old prank call from 2016. The background music is by MicroKORGI and quickfireyt. 00:30 Show art by Nik Caesar from scary-art.com 00:58 Intro song by Vista Blue 01:19 The introduction. Background music is called Mime Beat. 02:00 Here’s a link to Devon’s show from t...2022-02-121h 24Slumber Party with Tim MurraySlumber Party with Tim MurrayHylerical (with Grey Henson)Tonight, it's just family. The hilarious and hysterical (hylerical if you will) Grey Henson stops by for a slumber party to talk about originating the role of Damian in Mean Girls on Broadway, Book of Mormon, and being a Tony nominee! We deep dive into authenticity, gay self-love, and teaching theatre children through Drag Race references! Plus Grey's fave sleepover movie and youtube video.  @GreyHenson  @TMurray06 For bonus interview with Grey: www.patreon.com/TMurray062021-03-231h 00Guitar VillainsGuitar VillainsTim Henson on Hendrix Inventing Rap, Bad Instagram Guitarists, and Acid Trip ArtToday’s guitar villain is Tim Henson. An innovator of the guitar and a no-nonsense straight-shooter, Tim has cemented himself in the guitar world as a cutting edge riff-writer, combining elements of tapping, slapping, harmonics, and rhythmic displays second to none. Fronting his instrumental prog outfit Polyphia, Tim has produced some of the most unique and fun guitar moments to fill your eardrums with, and the only thing more refreshing than his music is his no-bullshit demeanor. You’re gonna enjoy this one, so let’s kick off this episode of Guitar Villains.  WARNING: Explicit content.Intro and Tim...2020-10-211h 03Tim Gaither PodcastTim Gaither Podcastep. 100 w World Champion wrestler Sammie "The Bull" HensonSammie Henson is a legend. 3x All American, 2x Undefeated NCAA Champion 71-0. 1998 World Champion, 2000 Olympic Silver. World bronze in 2006 at age 35. One of the best the U.S and world has ever known. So cool to have him on my podcast. Thanks for listening2020-05-1259 minNebula Music PodcastNebula Music PodcastTim Henson of PolyphiaTim Henson of Polyphia joins me for a very honest conversation about his life, career and "unapologetic" way of life.2018-11-0748 minNebula Music PodcastNebula Music PodcastTim Henson of PolyphiaTim Henson of Polyphia joins me for a very honest conversation about his life, career and "unapologetic" way of life. 2018-11-0748 minPhone Losers of AmericaPhone Losers of AmericaHang Up The Phone Episode 11 – Tim Henson from Distorted ViewTim Henson has been doing the Distorted View podcast for more than a decade, bringing us the weirdest news possible and playing clips that make listeners completely lose hope in humanity. In this show we talk with Tim about his show, his origins, his hopes and dreams and the freedom of home ownership. There’s always been a large crossover of listeners between my show and Tim’s, so if you like the kind of stuff I do then you should definitely listen to a few episodes of Distorted View to see if your stomach can handle it. Open...2018-11-011h 24SATURDAY MORNING REWIND: Cartoon Voice Actor Interviews & Retro PodcastSATURDAY MORNING REWIND: Cartoon Voice Actor Interviews & Retro Podcast89: Lisa Henson interview (Jim Henson's daughter / CEO of The Henson Company)Interview:    Lisa Henson, the daughter of Jim Henson, joins us this month to tell us all about her father.  Lisa is also the current CEO of The Henson Company!      We would like to thank our Patreon supporters for this month:       Jared Tolbert           Visit our Patreon page and get some rewards for donating each month: PATREON "Like" the Saturday Morning Podcast Network on Facebook: HERE Don't forget to donate to help keep us going - even if it's a dollar: DONATE Please rate us on iTunes: iTunes Visit our website: www.SaturdayMorningRewin...2016-11-2221 minSATURDAY MORNING REWIND: Cartoon Voice Actor Interviews & Retro PodcastSATURDAY MORNING REWIND: Cartoon Voice Actor Interviews & Retro Podcast87: Caroll Spinney returns (interview) (Jim Henson / Sesame Street) Interview:    Caroll Spinney (Big Bird / Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street) November is Jim Henson month here at Saturday Morning Rewind.  We are graciously joined (once again) by Caroll to hear stories about Jim Henson and Sesame Street!        We would like to thank our Patreon supporters for this month:       Jared Tolbert           Visit our Patreon page and get some rewards for donating each month: PATREON "Like" the Saturday Morning Podcast Network on Facebook: HERE Don't forget to donate to help keep us going - even if it...2016-11-0139 minHenson.com PodcastHenson.com PodcastHenson.com Podcast 2011-08-29 - Comic-Con Wrap Up!In this episode we run down all of the Jim Henson Company news that came out of Comic-Con with a heavy focus on Archaia Comic's new "Fraggle Rock Anthology Volume 2." We hit the convention floor and speak with writer Katie Strickland, editor and writer Tim Beedle, editor and writer Joe LaFavi, artist and writer Katie Cook and Red Fraggle Puppeteer Karen Prell.2011-08-2920 minHenson.com PodcastHenson.com PodcastHenson.com Podcast 2008-06-02 - Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas On Stage!In this episode we talk with Tim McDonald, the CEO of iTheatrics, who along with The Jim Henson Company will be bringing the world of Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas to the stage in a new musical. We also talk to another Jim Henson Company employee and family about their favorite Henson film, "Good Boy!".2008-06-0213 min