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Best Worst FriendsEpisode 150 - Vitenam 2: 2 Sick 2 EnjoyweeeeEEEEELCOME back to another episode of your favourite podcast that uploads whenever the hell Doug finally gets around to it. This week we wrap up Tim's trip to Vietnam. Enjoy the episode errbody and come see the boys do their thang whenever you can. London peeps, both Doug and Tim will be doing shows with "Don't Tell Comedy" this SATURDAY. Come see a show. And Doug is also in town the night before closing out a roast battle show at Forked River.
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Best Worst FriendsEpisode 149 - Sky HomelessweeEEEEEELCOME back to another episode of the podcast. At long last! Tim is back from Vietnam and had a worse time than some Vietnam vets. This is part one of his recap of his trip into his own Heart of Darkness. Doug is just along to laugh and enjoy Tim's misery. Doug is on tour with the Hot as Heck boys. Check out all of our Ontario dates here
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Best Worst FriendsEpisode 141 - It was the Best of Pizza it was the Worst of PizzaweeeEEEEEEEELCOME back to another episode of the podcast errbody! This week Tim is back from New York, New York, with an incredibly not detailed review of their cuisine. The boys chat about a bunch of stuff like the Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul fight, objectifying men, live theater, and Doug begs Tim to watch a show he never will.
Come see Tim live at Agenda cafe in Toronto on SATURDAY Nov. 30. I'd add a ticket link but I can't find one so do some legwork.
Come see Doug at...
2024-11-2654 min
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 136 - Space MistressweeeEEEELCOME back to another episode of everyone on earth's favourite podcast. This week the boys recount the Best and Worst parts of their week, Doug's best being some true crime he read and worst being a tooth ache, and Tim had a best and worst thing too. I'm Doug from the present who has a tooth ache and forgets what we talked about. Oh yeah we talk about if Astronauts pork in space too. Thanks for listening and check us out live if we're performing near you, both Tim and I live for the applause plause live for the...
2024-10-1850 minBest Worst FriendsEpisode 133 - Pulled Butts, AI Jokes and Ladder SafetyweeeEEEEEELCOME back to your favourite podcast everybody. I'd apologize that it's late but it's free you animals so what do you care! This week we talk about how Tim pulled his butt and got Covid, AI writing jokes as Doug and Tim, and the ever important ladder safety.
Come see Doug with the Hot as Heck Boys as they tour Northern Ontario!
Sault Ste Marie on Thursday September 19
Thunder Bay on Friday/Saturday September 20/21
Sudbury on September 22
2024-09-1758 minBest Worst FriendsEpisode 124 - Showering in Wing SauceweeeEEEEEEELCOME back to another episode of the podcast errbody. This week the boy's talk about a recent bomb of Tim's, helping people move, Tim's bachelor weekend and how much of a spaz Doug is in video games. They end the pod by talking about someone who will be the next phenom in the WNBA. Thanks for listening and have a great week!
2024-06-261h 04Best Worst FriendsEpisode 123 - The Height LieweeeeeEEEELCOME back to another episode of everyone on earth's favourite podcast. Wild that we're so popular and yet have no sponsors. That's because we love YOU and don't want you to sit through ads, it has nothing to do with our dwindling numbers and general apathy towards everything. Anywho, come listen to Tim being a short fat liar, Doug talks about playing Roblox with his child girlfriend, and the boys talk about some other crap too. Probably food and being fat if I had to guess.
If you're in London come see Tim bomb...
2024-06-191h 07Best Worst FriendsEpisode 114 - Doug's Newfoundland AdventureweeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEELCOME back everybody to another episode of Best Worst Friends. This week Doug went to Newfoundland and did shows and Tim bought pants online and then returned them online. So both boys are doing great. Thanks for listening WE LOVE YOU!
2024-04-0958 minBest Worst FriendsEpisode 113 - Sexy Harry Potter BookswwwwwEEEEEEEEELCOME back to another episode of Best Worst Friends errybody! This week Tim is still sick, the boys talk about revisiting things we once loved, diet bets, and some really strange sex. We'd say we're sorry but we're not. Come see Doug @ Levity this WEDNESDAY APRIL 3 @ 8:00 pm.
OR if you live on the EAST COAST Come see Doug as part of the "Hot as Heck" tour with Max Sheldrick and Mitch VK
Friday April 5th @ Ninepenny Brewing in Conception Bay. 8pm
SATURDAY April 6th @ Erin's Pub in St. John's. 8pm
Tell your...
2024-04-0258 minBest Worst FriendsEpisode 112 - Mostly Poop TalkweeEEEEEEEEEEEEELCOME back to another episode of Best Worst Friends everybody. I'll be the first to admit it, this one isn't the best. Tim is hungover and Doug is sad, but they powered through. The boys mostly talk about bodily emissions because they haven't been up to much other than pooping. Thanks for listening and we'll try to be better next week.
2024-03-2552 minBest Worst FriendsEpisode 111 - Doug Loves TampaweeeeeEEEEEEEELCOME back to another episode of the podcast errbody! This week Doug talks about his first international travel to Tampa and all the fun crap he got up to. He took a plane for the first time, saw an NHL game for the first time, golfed for the first time and went to a strip club that didn't serve booze for the first time. Tim's been hanging at home getting paranoid that a local homeless man knows his name. So you could say both the boys had a great week. Come see us live sometime please! Okay thanks for...
2024-03-2058 minBest Worst FriendsEpisode 110 - The UltiGaytumweeEEEEEEEEEEELCOME back to another episode of the podcast everybody. On this week's episode Doug gushes about his new obsession, the Ultimatum: Queer Love. Tim and Doug commiserate about how they can't handle hot sauce. And other stuff. You're not reading this anyways. But if you are, thank you for listening and have a great week.
2024-03-1156 minBest Worst FriendsEpisode 109 - Sexy Goats and Hot CousinsweeeeEEEEELCOME back to another episode of the podcast everybody. On this week's episode Tim and Doug discuss cousin love, a weird play about having sex with a goat, and Doug yells about something Harry Potter related. Nothing to promote but go see some live shows of some sort!
2024-03-0548 minBest Worst FriendsEpisode 108 - Too Much Trail MixweeeeEEEEELCOME back to another episode of the greatest podcast to ever exist ever. This week Tim and Doug talk board games, country livin', sky high grocery bills and are impending doom that is AI. Probably other stuff too but I'm tired.
Come see the boys live on March. 4th at the Staircase Theater for SWEATIN' IT OUT: The show with comedians in sweats doing brand new material to an audience also in sweats. $10 or $15 if you don't wear sweats and I'll be mean to you.
2024-02-2850 minBest Worst FriendsEpisode 106 - Sound of Tim Losing MoneyweeeEEEEEEEEELCOME back to another episode of your favourite goddamn podcast on planet earth. This week Tim and Doug talk about the Super bowl and Tim's loss. Doug watched a movie that shook him to his core and he spoils the fuck out of it. If you haven't watched SOUND OF METAL on Netflix then ********SPOILER ALERT********* I basically talk about the whole movie and I don't wanna spoil it if you wanna watch it, it's so good and terrifying and beautiful and worth it. Then Doug talks about going to a party and dealing with people on cocaine, easily...
2024-02-1356 minBest Worst FriendsEpisode 104 - Get Rich Quick SchemesweeeEEEEEEEELCOME back to everyone's favourite podcast. This week Tim shares some get rich quick schemes he's thinking about and the boys talk about a bunch of other stuff too probably eh? You're not reading this. I'm writing this for the Abyss. Abyss, take me. I am ready. Let me rejoin you in nothingness. Anyways thanks for listening everybody! Come see us LIVE when we actually book shit!
2024-01-301h 00Best Worst FriendsEpisode 103 - Kitchen Not So ConfidentialwwweeeeeEEEEEEEEELCOME back to another episode of every single human being's favourite podcast. What are the odds that every single group sets aside their disagreements with eachother to come together and enjoy this podcast. Anyways, Tim is shopping for a therapist and dealing with some less than ideal applicants. Doug had a weird interaction with an audience member. Tim loves drama from communities he's not a part of and Doug opens his eyes to Amberlynn. Come see the Best Worst Friends LIVE in Guelph on JANUARY 23RD at FIXED GEAR BREWING for FREEEEEEEEEE what the hell? What a deal! Come...
2024-01-2357 minBest Worst FriendsEpisode 102 - Sour Lemons and Broken Plane DoorsweeeeEEEEEEELCOME back everybody to 9 people's favourite podcast. On this week Tim and Doug talk about a plane door that flew off mid flight, regressing sexually in your hometown, Doug yells about politics again and Tim respects Lululemon Founder and American Hero, Chip Wilson.
New episodes every monday and come see Tim and Doug live if they ever get booked somewhere. Next place you can see them TOGETHER is in Guelph at Fixed Gear Brewing Company on Tuesday January 23rd. BE THERE!
2024-01-1654 minBest Worst FriendsEpisode 101 - Never Deployed, Ready to ServeweeeeEEEEEEEEElcome back everybody! This one starts with getting dumber from sexy before we dig into drama and memes from niche Internet communities like Tetris, Truckers, Bridgerton, and a couple others. Then we talk about being electrocuted and sumo wrestlers.
I (Tim) did my research for this one and I think it shows.
Doug doesn't have internet so I'm editing stuff this week so I guess there will be a video somewhere probably. Youtube? Maybe a clip or two. We'll see.
2024-01-0957 minBest Worst FriendsEpisode 100 - The Boys Hit Triple DigitsweeeEEEEEEELCOME back everybody for the HUNDREDTH time! Thanks for sticking with us through the years, on this episode Tim and Doug talk being sick still, New Year's Resolutions, AI, and all the other stuff we normally cover. Full videos of the podcast now on Spotify and they will be on youtube as well here
2024-01-0253 minBest Worst FriendsEpisode 99 - The Great OneweeEEEEEELCOME back to 11 people's favourite podcast, it's your boys Doug and Tim back at it again. This time they're bitching about people who have kids, Christmas, and a whole bunch of other stuff. Check out full videos of the podcast on YouTube and come see us do standup live HUH?!
2023-12-2857 minBest Worst FriendsEpisode 98 - Float Tanks, Bread Sandwiches and the CIAweeeEEEEEEEEELCOME back to another episode of your favourite podcast everybody. This week Doug and Tim talk about a day full of dumb crap Doug did, sensory deprivation tanks and Doug's newest tin foil research into the CIA. Even if audiences aren't paying attention we can all breathe a sigh of relief knowing we're being monitored without our consent. There is an audience after all! I hope you enjoy how much dancing I do throughout my day CSIS agent assigned to me, every move is for YOU.
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Best Worst FriendsEpisode 97 - Meeting and Greeting and WaitingweeeEEEEEEEEEELCOME back to another episode of 9 people's FAVOURITE podcast (whoever you are WE LOVE YOU SILENT STRANGERS!) This week Doug and Tim talk about Meet and Greets with Celebrities, who they would pay to meet, what experiences they think they'll never have and some other weird shit probably. Thanks for listening we love you BYEEeeeee
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Best Worst FriendsEpisode 95 - War Game BoysweeeeEEEEEEEELCOME back to another episode of your favourite podcast everybody. On this episode Tim shames Doug for not having a poop nest, Doug talks about D-Day and Tim has been playing a bunch of pokemon. Come see Doug at Rusty Nail in Kitchener on FRIDAY DEC. 1ST!
And if you haven't already, if you buy Doug's album on bandcamp THIS FRIDAY DEC. 1ST he gets almost all the money from purchases. The album is available here
2023-11-2847 min
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 94 - Quadball and Marathon CheatersweeeeeeELCOME back to another episode of your favourite podcast everybody, this week the fellas went and watched some Quadball and they recount the experience. They have a favourite part of the sport (spoiler alert its the Golden Snitch). Tim also tells Doug about different cheating stories from Marathons. Come see Doug and Tim as part of the London Comedy Festival this week in London starting on Thursday. Maybe there will be some shows announced that are happening around midnight at the Poacher's Arms? Who knows I don't know.
2023-11-2154 minBest Worst FriendsEpisode 93 - Dog Dances and ScreenwritingweeeeEEEEEELCOME back to your favourite podcast errbody. On this weeks episode the boys talk bummer coworkers, the winter fair, Tim's newly vegan, Doug's newly a screenwriter. Tons happening in the boys lives. So much so that it does a disservice to all topics discussed to write them here, you should discover them organically.
Doug's album "Let Himself Go" is still out there so go listen again but buy it everytime you listen.
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Best Worst FriendsEpisode 92 - Men Talking Man StuffweeeEEEEEEEEEELCOME back to everyone's favourite manly podcast Best Worst Friends! Today Tim recounts doing something with his bare hands other than jerking off, the boys talk about writing, and Tim has a new (old) obsession with Neopets.
Buy Doug's new album on bandcamp or stream it on spotify! Tell your friends, make Doug's nipples famous!
https://dougkoning.bandcamp.com/album/let-himself-go
2023-11-0759 minBest Worst FriendsEpisode 91 - Haunted House HatersweeeeEEEEEEELCOME back to another episode of the podcast everybody. This week Tim and Doug talk Halloween, scary movies, and audio pornography because we are perverts. Thanks for stopping by for another week, make sure to follow Doug on social media to see when his album will be released
2023-10-3159 min
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 90 - Bend Over and Take a TestweeeEEEEEEEEEEEEELCOME back to another episode of the podcast errbody. On this week's episode Tim talks about moshing with 3 other people and getting a fat(ter) lip, Doug almost fights an old lady, the boys make some poop jokes, and some other stuff probably eh? Come see us live, you know where to look. We love all of you who listen, thanks for lending our dick jokes your ears.
2023-10-2455 min
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 89 - Thankful for FlushingweeeeeEEEEEEEEELCOME back to another episode of the pod, sorry it's late errbody your boy Doug has had a hectic couple days. On this ep Doug and Tim talk ear flushing, thanksgiving, more ideas for the AI takeover and Tim tries to be sincere.
Check us out in London on Friday at Forked River for a special show benefiting CAMH
2023-10-1859 min
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 87 - Tim is Back and Doug is FiredweeeeEEEEELCOME back to another episode of your favourite podcast everybody. This week we talk about Tim's trip to jolly old england and jolly old italy, Doug talks about getting fired, the boys debate who David's Dong is based off of and a whole bunch of other silly garbage. Come see the fellas live whenever you see us nearby, Doug has buttons for you to buy please support him dear god
2023-10-0355 minBest Worst FriendsEpisode 85 - Cat Poop and WeddingsweeEEEEEEEEELCOME back to another episode of your favourite podcast everybody. On this episode we talk about Milhouse's infected anus, Tim hosting a wedding and the weddings you volunteer for and end up working at. We also talk a lot of shit about different garbage. We love you, thanks for listening. Come see us live please
2023-09-1353 minBest Worst FriendsEpisode 84 - A Vince Vaughanless FutureweeeeEEEEEEEEELCOME back to anothe episode of the podcast everybody. On this week's episode Doug and Tim chat about Doug's album recording (thanks for coming out or go to hell for not coming) AI, Deepfakes, War movies, and then Doug tries yet again to convince Tim to learn how to ride a bike. If this podcast gets to 50 reviews on Spotify Tim has agreed to let Doug film teaching him how to ride a bike. C'MON EVERYBODY RALLY THE TROOPS!
Come see us live! Doug's headlining a show in Toronto at Club Tranzac on Thursday...
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Best Worst FriendsEpisode 83 - Medieval Times RecapweeeeEEELCOME back to another episode of the podcast errbody, sorry about the delay it's been a hectic week in the life of the best worst friends. Tim and Doug recap going to Medieval Times, Doug moved and is suffering through unpacking and Tim is dealing with a ballless cat.
Come see the boys live THIS THURSDAY at the Poacher's Arms in London for Doug's Album Recording. Only 20 tickets left for the late show and then you miss your chance to be immortalized with me. Come be a part of my JoUrNeY!!!!!!!!!
2023-08-301h 02Best Worst FriendsEpisode 82 - Why Yee OughtethweeeEEEEEEELCOME back to another episode of your favourite podcast everybody, this week Tim and Doug gab about a bunch of shit this is a real good one you'll like it trust me. Come see Doug record his debut album in London on August 31st, tickets available here. Be a part of Doug's real Canadian heritage moment. Smell the toast, hear the morse code. Thanks for listening
2023-08-2257 minBest Worst FriendsEpisode 81 - The Misadventures of Milhouse the CatweeeEEEEEELCOME back everybody, off the top I just wanna apologize for the audio quality. We had another fuck up with our recorders, we will figure it out next week I pinky promise. This week we talk about Tim's troublesome cat Milhouse, Doug complains about video games and the healthcare system and not wanting a lady cop to come to his aid. See us live, that's literally all we ask of you
2023-08-1455 minBest Worst FriendsEpisode 80 - Convenient Yelling*audio gets weird halfway through, our zooms pooped out so you're just gonna have to deal with it
2023-08-1056 minBest Worst FriendsEpisode 78 - Smart AI and Mean StrippersweeeEEEEEEELCOME back eerybody, thanks for tuning in again. This week Doug and Tim chat about how AI is ruining everything, spongebob pornography, terrible times in strip clubs and MORE. Come see Doug as part of the Hamilton Fringe at Mosaic Bar:
Monday July 24th - 9:30 PM
Tuesday July 25th - 9:30 PM
Thursday July 27th - 9:30 PM
Saturday July 29th - 8:00 PM
Sunday July 30th - 6:30 PM
Tickets available here
2023-07-2459 minBest Worst FriendsEpisode 77 - Honour and TroubleweeeeEEEEEELCOME back to another episode of the podcast everybody. On this weeks episode Tim and Doug just try and survive. We talk about stuffed animals, board games, threads, and a whole bunch of other stuff I don't remember. Come see Doug at the Hamilton Fringe please for the love of GOD!
2023-07-181h 03Best Worst FriendsEpisode 75 - Ravioli VirusweeeEEEEEEEELCOME back to another episode of your favourite podcast. This week the fellas talk about fancy pizza places, Tim getting bullied about his goatee, the National Anthem, Swedish eugenics, lying in job interviews, editting movies, and when Doug thought he was dying of covid. Come see Doug at the Hamilton Fringe July 20-30.
2023-07-041h 04Best Worst FriendsEpisode 74 - Like a Dog on an EscalatorweeeeEEEEEEELCOME back to this week's episode of what some call the best worst podcast on the gattdayum planet. On this week's episode Doug talks about something great he almost saw, the boy's chat yard sales, fringe shows, and what Doug thinks is a compliment but Tim laughs at. Come see Doug @ The Hamilton Fringe July 20-30 at Mosaic Bar on Barton Street. Go see Tim bomb his juicy tits off at an open mic somewhere near you xoxo Tim you should read the descriptions sometimes
2023-06-261h 03Best Worst FriendsEpisode 73 - The Kids are Doing AlrightweeeEEEEEEEEELCOME back to another episode of your favourite goddamn podcast on the PLAAAAAAAAAANET! We talked about yelling at strangers, the new Spiderman movie and how big of simps me and Tim have been throughout time. Come see the boyz at Rusty Nail this friday in Kitchener/Waterloo. Come see Doug at the Hamilton Fringe July 20-30. Thank you we love you byeeeeeeeeeee
2023-06-2058 minBest Worst FriendsEpisode 72 - A Tale of Two WeeniesweeeEEEEEELCOME back to another episode of your favourite podcast everybody. On this week's episode the boys joke about the world ending and burning down, Doug met a strongman, and the fellas fixed all the problems in canadian politics. Subscribe and rate us wherever you listen, leave us voice notes on Anchor and most importantly COME SEE US LIVE! Doug will be at the Hamilton Fringe from July 20th-30th doing his one man show "Extremely Loud and Incredibly Fat". Tim also has some stuff, if you're in Toronto go watch him bomb his dinky off hosting late mic at...
2023-06-1259 minBest Worst FriendsEpisode 71 - Don't Call Florists GardenersweeeEEEEEELCOME back to another episode of your favourite podcast everybody. On this weeks episode Doug pitches a bit about dirty talk, the boys talk Condiments, Capitalism, Doug creams his jeans over the new Spiderverse movie, the boys chat about the failure that was Lord of the Rings Gollum and shitty video game developers so if you're Tim's girlfriend or Doug's mom and don't wanna hear about video games we stop talking about that around 27:30 and start talking about it whenever we damn please! DON'T CAGE US! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (we're wolves). Anyways come see us live eh? Doug's at Levity in...
2023-06-0555 minBest Worst FriendsEpisode 70 - Unbuttoned Shirts and Stolen French FriesweeeEEEEELCOME back to another episode of your favourite podcast ever. Doug and Tim talk some mad bullshit about a bunch of different stuff. Ok I don't remember what we talked about but maybe I'l; update this later. Or maybe suck a lemon. Have you considered that? Has what's written here ever convinced you either way to listen or not? I hope the answer is maybe. Anywho enjoy the pod and come see us live
2023-05-3056 minBest Worst FriendsEpisode 68 - Baby's First ConferenceweeeeEEEEEEELCOME back to another episode of your favourite dang podcast on this giant flying rock we all call home. Gosh what don't the boys talk about on this one? Not one thing. Every topic is covered. Every topic. Think about a topic right now in your head and BOOM we talk about that one. Freaky right? Well me and Tim are both pre-cog's from the movie Minority Report, thats actually how we record the podcast is bald and floating in a pool of water and then we have a seizure whenever we think of something that might tickle your...
2023-05-151h 02Best Worst FriendsEpisode 67 - A Sick Boy and his Bowl of PoopweeeeEEEEELCOME back to the pcast everybody, on this episode Doug is very sick! The boys chat sickness, house viewings, being walked in on, how Tim is caring for his gal while her leg is broken and how Tim got a new cat. Neither of the guys have any shows booked this week because they're failing at their dream but subscribe on spotify and rate us 5 stars and all that
2023-05-091h 01Best Worst FriendsEpisode 66 - Sadegories and Clibia'sweeeeEEEEELCOME to the newest episode of your favourite podcast in the whole wide world. On this episode the boys argue about everything from the very beginning, Doug had a weird coversation with a passerby, Tim failed a feat of strength, the boys discuss how much they love crying and end on what ugly people are allowed to say. Come see us live, hopefully we'll bring our lazy butts to a mic near you this week.
2023-04-301h 07Best Worst FriendsEpisode 65 - Weakboys talk Strongman Part 2weeeeEEEEEEELCOME back to another episode EVERYBODY! Hope you enjoy it, this week we talk about Strongman and Harry Potter so Doug is happy as a clam. Doug also harrasses Tim yet again to learn how to ride a bike and Tim Irish goodbyes all over the place. Rate us 5 stars on spotify and your crush will message you at midnight!
2023-04-251h 12Best Worst FriendsEpisode 64 - Tim's RedemptionweeeEEEEEEELCOME back everbody to another episode of your favourite pcast. It's official, Tim has blown the bomb stink off and it's safe to come see him again. The boys talk about that, the Wolf Among Us, some serial killer stuff and a whole mess of other crap. Thanks for listening and make sure to rate us 5 stars on spotify if you haven't already k thank you byeeeeeeeeee
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Best Worst FriendsEpisode 63 - Deconstructing a BombweeeeEEEEEEEELCOME back to another episode of the pod everybody! On this week's episode we get to hear clips from Tim's last catastrophic bomb and laugh at it together. The boys also chat about Chat GPT and the consequences of it's use and how we're a couplde decades from being bullied by robots.
2023-04-111h 02Best Worst FriendsEpisode 62 - Defeated TimsweeeeEEEEEELCOME back to another episode of the pcast sorry it's late we had technical difficulties we'll talk about. On this episode Tim talks about getting a new cat and waiting for his couch still, Doug talks about more stuff he's shoved up his ass in the past and Tim has a crisis of faith after weeks of bombing. Subscribe on Spotify and leave us voice messages if you're Randy (or send them as voice messages on instagram
2023-04-051h 00Best Worst FriendsEpisode 61 - Love is Blind and Drunk and HighweeeeEEEEEEEEEELCOME back to another episode of your favourite podcast everybody! On this episode Doug is high and Tim is drunk and they gab about all the stuff they cared about this week. Doug motivates Tim but not himself, Tim bombs real bad and Doug rubs it in, and then Doug gushes about Love is Blind for probably too long SPOILER ALERT if you haven't seen it and care.
2023-03-2757 min
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 60 - Bodily Emissions in PublicweeeEEEELCOME back and happy st paddy's day to all our degenerate listeners. This week Doug and Tim recap their weekend in Kitchener doing shows at Rusty Nail, including Doug getting way too drunk but rallying for the shows by having a delightful day about town with Tim in Kitchener at a record store. Tim talks about bombing on the early show and rallying on the late show on Saturday and then has the scariest drive of his life. Suspenseful Stuff. Thanks for listening and come see us at shows and tell us you listen to the podcast so Tim thinks...
2023-03-2058 minBest Worst FriendsEpisode 59 - Karaoke Bars and SleepoversweeeeEEEEEEEELCOME back to another episode of your favourite podcast in the whole wide world everybody. On this weeks episode Doug rants about campers, Tim talks about bringing the party and ruining the party at a karaoke bar and Doug tells some embarrassing stories from his cub scout years. Thanks for listening to the podcast everybody, and if you live in the Kitchener/Waterloo area come hang with me and Tim this Saturday @ Rusty Nail Comedy at the Crazy Canuck Restauranteh, it'll be a humdinger of a time. Also if you read this whuddup Cherisse thanks for supporting live comedy...
2023-03-141h 00Best Worst FriendsEpisode 58 - Shoes Off on the BusweeeEEEEEELCOME back to another episode of your favourite goddamn podcast on the face on this wacky rock we're spinning around on all the time. On this episode Tim is drunk and Doug is experiencing a second wind after warming his butthole and getting sleepy. Doug recounts his trip to Montreal on friday, Tim talks about shitty coworkers who cared about their dumb job, the boys chat about being bullied by hot women and then Doug holds Tim hostage and talks about the Arnold Strongman Classic and its new champion Mitchell "Way Stronger Than Tim" Hooper (that's his actual name...
2023-03-061h 06Best Worst FriendsEpisode 57 - Doug Raves and Tim Craves (Drugs)weeeeEEEEEEEEEELCOME back everybody to another episode of Best Worst Friends. On this week's episode Doug recounts his bender of a weekend that included a dance club and McDonald's too many times, Tim is a drug addict and talks about his new addiction, Doug talks rubik's cubes until Tim makes him stop and then the boys honour the passing of a Canadian Icon. Subscribe on spotify/rate us 5 stars/TELL A FRIEND ABOUT THE POD! We love you, see you next week
2023-02-281h 03Best Worst FriendsEpisode 56 - Good Deeds and Bad SetsweeeeEEEEEEEELCOME back everybody to another episode of Best Worst Friends. We had some technical difficulties but we're still here because we LOVE you. This week Doug talks about preventing a dog from being road kill and Tim bombs real bad. The boys chat about the embarrassing audiobook Doug is listening to and bad mouth corporations for the bajillionth time.
If you're reading this and could do be a solid go rate Regency Flowers in London 5 stars or if you're in the area by some stuff from them, the owner was super cool when I...
2023-02-211h 03Best Worst FriendsEpisode 55 - The Big GameweeeEEEEEEELLLLLLLLCCCOOOOOOMMMEEEE back everybody to another episode of Best Worst Friends. This week the boys chat about their big games, Tim the Superb Owl and Doug Hogwarts Legacy. Tim talks about buying a cabinet and Doug watched the Whale and has some thoughts.
2023-02-1459 min
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 54.5 - Mandarin Recapguys weeeeEEEEEELCOME back to another surprise episode of Best Worst Friends! This episode was recorded after Tim and myself gorged at the Mandarin. Listen to 2 fat fucks recount their feast and regret their decisions. Thanks for listening we love you alright bye
2023-02-0918 minBest Worst FriendsEpisode 53 - The Time Traveling PervertweeeEEEELCOME back everybody to this weeks episode. Doug gushes about how much he loves the Time Traveler's Wife TV Show and asks Tim if he would go gay for himself, Tim talks about how he's super poor now and we talk about other stuff probably. Do you read this? Who knows. Enjoy the episode and WE LOVE YOU!
2023-01-3158 min
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 52 - Anniversaries and FuneralsweeeEEEEELCOME back to the 52nd episode of the podcast everybody! That's means we've been doing this thing for a whole dang year! This week the boys talk about Tim's anniversary, Doug getting to meet kittens, bad first dates and funerals. FUN! We love ya, see you next week!
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Best Worst FriendsEpisode 50 - Avatar 2 in 4D w/ Ben BayfieldGuys weeeeEEEEEELCOME back to the 50TH EPISODE of Best Worst Friends! Holy Hell we made it this far without Tim and Doug's friendship completely dissolving, what a miracle! On this very special episode we are joined by Ben Bayfield, check him out on instagram it's literally just his name. the 3 amigos went and watched Avatar 2: 2 Long 2 Bonding with Whale in 4D and talk about the wacky experience they had. We talk about Ben's start in comedy, his hometown and a lot of other fun crap. Enjoy the episode and as always WE LOVE YOU!
2023-01-101h 03Best Worst FriendsEpisode 48 - How to KILL in ComedyweeeeEEEELCOME everybody, this week the boys complain about Ikea, getting fat, Tim gets richer but poorer and Doug gushes about how much he loves Stephen King's "On Writing" even he follows none of the advice. Hope everyone had a Merry Christmas and if the holidays aren't really your jam I hope you made it through them okay. Thanks for listening as always, WE LOVE YOU!
2022-12-281h 00Best Worst FriendsEpisode 47 - Best Worst EmployeesGuys weeeeeEEEEEEEELCOME back to another episode of best worst friends! Sorry it's a couple days late but we had some technical difficulties. The boys gab about how bad of sports we have been in the past (and continue to be in Doug's case), Tim talks about believing in Santa for too long, they both bitch about employers, Doug might not have teeth and then the boys wish you all a very merry christmas. Which I'm doing again now in case I forgot you. Some names I know I forgot who told me they listen: Merry Christmas Robbie, Mery Christmas...
2022-12-211h 04
Best Worst FriendsBONUS EPISODE: Best Nice Friends w/ Jessie OlsenHey everybody, Tim here with my good friend who runs a lot of great shows I would love to be on, Jessie Olsen! Doug bailed because he is afraid of the truth about his dating profiles. But have no fear! I joined Jessie in the babe cave where she gave a great breakdown of her top 6 dating apps and some tips for how to get truck loads of dick. Check Jessie out on her podcast "Your Place or Mine", where she leads a very different lifestyle from Doug and I, or any of her comedy shows around the city.
2022-12-1559 min
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 43 - Promotions and DemotionsGuys weeeeEEEEEEELCOME back to another episode of the podcast. Sorry it's so late but just think, the next episode is only 5 days away! On this episode we talk about how Tim's life is going great while Doug's falls apart. Doug chats about his breakup and how he's been dealing with that, Tim got a new job and celebrates while Doug cries. Doug is a toxic gamer regardless of what he's playing, the boys chat about dating apps and how messed up they are these days. Thanks for listening WE LOVE YOU
2022-11-2355 min
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 41 - ThrivishweeeeEEELCOME back to another episode of Best Worst Friends. No one reads these but if you do, what's one burning question you've had for the fellas? Leave us a voice message on Anchor and let us know or we'll just keep screaming into this here abyss. Tim is sick, Doug is stoned, hope you guys enjoy.
2022-11-0853 min
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 40 - Care Bear BombsweeeeEEEELCOME holy crow we're at 40 episodes! Here's to 40 more before the world ends eh?! This week we talk about Halloween, Tim doing bad on a show, and a bunch of other crap look its late and I wanna edit this podcast and go back to eating muffins and watching chopped. Have a good week we love you.
2022-11-0155 min
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 37 - Turkey > HamweeeeeeEEEEELCOME back everybody and Happy Thanksging! Today I'm thankful that you're right here right now and I hope you're having the best goddamn day a human being has ever had on this big whirling rock of ours. On this weeks episode the boys recap their Thanksgiving dinners, Doug talks about rescuing a raccoon from a dumpster and more driving practice, Tim talks about how babies save you from Thanksgiving conversations and SO MUCH MORE! Thanks for listening and have a great week WE LOVE YOU!
2022-10-111h 08Best Worst FriendsEpisode 36 - Open Bars or BustweeeeeeEEEEEELCOME back everybody, on this weeks late episode (sorry) Doug and Tim talk about maskless train rides, Tim quitting sugar, Open bar weddings (again) and the world's worst DJ's. Also they talk about booze some more and Doug tells a story of how he dug a hole outside his girlfriend's apartment. Come see us live we have nothing to sell but ourselves
2022-10-051h 01Best Worst FriendsEpisode 35 - Dahmer Cheats at ChessHey person reading this. This is a Tim description till Doug comes in and changes it. This episode was fun, Doug had some serial killer content which is his favourite thing and Tim had some chess content which is his favourite thing. Tim tells another embarrassing birthday story, and Doug skipped therapy so Tim does his best therapist impression by not listening to Doug at all and talks about his own problems.
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2022-09-271h 00
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 34 - Tales from the RoadweeeeELCOME back everyone. This week Tim drives a lot and Doug drives a little, which is actually a lot for him. Tim recounts his trek to Ottawa and Doug talks about his first few driving lessons. Tim tried VR porn and is forever changed. And more stuff. Thanks for reading and listening
2022-09-2058 min
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 32 - The Pouch of DouglasweeeeEEEEELCOME back everyone to another episode of the podcast, on this one the fellas talk about how Doug hurt his back, Tim's cat getting out, the Pouch of Douglas, New Dating App features and bodybuilding. Leave us voice messages on Anchor sometime or keep ignoring us and hanging on the wall you bunch of wallflowers! Just kidding love you guys, thanks for sticking around.
2022-09-0556 min
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 31 - Perverted GhostsWELCOME back everyone to another episode of your favourite podcast of all time. Messers Doug and Tim chit chat about a bunch of crap even though they spent the whole weekend chit chatting AFM (away from mic - gross term I just made up and hate myself for). The boys recount their experience seeing Bill Burr, Doug played Santa far too many times, we're both too old to mosh, Doug's afraid he's gonna die at his shitty job and Tim calls out a friend who used his shirt as a kleenex. Hope you guys enjoyed this one, WE LOVE...
2022-08-291h 00
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 30 - Manbaby DriverweeeeEEEELCOME back everybody! Doug is learning to drive, Tim says words wrong, How much would Tim spend to save his cat, the boys are excited to see Bill Burr this week and Tim and Doug think you should appreciate them in their lifetime or take a long walk off a short pier. Thanks for listening as always, back to driver's Ed modules for me WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee!
2022-08-2259 min
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 29 - Oskee Wee WeeHey, Doug usually does these and he's working right now so I have to do it. This episode is pretty good. Doug went to a Tigercats Game. Doug sat with a black family on the train. Tim cheered when Kevin Durant got injured during the 2019 NBA finals. They both read some books.
We have podcast videos on youtube and an instagram account you can follow. We should probably do more stuff on there. Maybe send us a message and suggest stuff we could do? I don't know. That's not your job. Whatever. Enjoy the episode
2022-08-1550 min
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 28 - Rejected PeacocksweeeEEEEELCOME back everybody, this week Doug and Tim commiserate about the hopeless world of job applications, talk about why Tim hates horror movies and Tim's cat won't stop meowing at him. The fellas chat about rejected peacocks, It, rough comedy shows, and how hard it is to become a Chess Grandmaster.
2022-08-091h 10
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 27 - DunkingweeeEEELCOME back to another episode of Best Worst Friends, the boys talk about Tim's new obsession with Justin Trudeau, the Documentary "Abducted in Plain Sight" and the most embarrassing thing that could possibly happen to a man. New episodes every monday and come see us live and leave us voice messages or send us questions or something, WE MISS YOU!
2022-08-0153 min
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 25 - Ta-Da!weeeeeEEELCOME back everybody to another episode of Best Worst Friends. The fellas chat about Halloween Costumes, how much we love Candy, what our lifelong songs would be and MORE! Why did Doug start losing weight? Why does Tim hate Doctors? How did Tim showing his penis to a girl go for the first time? Probably awful and find out by listening! Come see us live sometime you dorks!
2022-07-181h 02
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 24 - Chunkin' UpweeeeEEEEEEELCOME back everybody, nobody reads these! I could say whatever I want and its of no consequence. Me and Tim don't talk about Stranger Things at all but holy shit how good was that show? I've already watched the finale 3 times and it'll be 3 times more before I talk to any of you about it. So damn good. Anyways me and Tim workout together again, reunited after years and we also record IRL which we all know is way better and we'll try our best to keep doing that. We also talk about fuck machines, outsourcing jobs, risking friendships...
2022-07-1158 min
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 23 - DLX 1001-3weeeeeEEEEELCOME back everybody, on this week's episode Doug is having a lovely day and Tim is sick. We chat about how the number 23 freaks Doug out, spending time in pools and why that freaks us out, black outs we've had and jobs we've phoned in. Doug recounts the tale of his cousin's mushroom trip and Tim and Doug are both babies and cry at movies all the time. Rate the podcast 5 stars wherever you get podcasts please
2022-07-041h 00
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 22 - Money Can't Buy SadnessHello and weeeeeEEEEEEEEELCOME back to another episode of the podcast everybody! Tim and Doug chat about a brutal job Doug recently did, how bad the new season of Umbrella Academy is, factory farming and more complaining about the rich. We love to bitch and will not apologize for who we are as people. We promise there are funny bits amidst our complaints, enjoy this episode and come see us live sometime ding dongs!
2022-06-271h 04
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 19 - Hooters and ClownsWELCOME back to another episode of Best Worst Friends, this week Doug and Tim reminisce about the good ol days of bombing mics after road trips, Tim and Kev eat at Hooters because they are sad perverts, and the boys think LFL players should be paid better than NFL players. They have some tit chat about the first boob they saw on the big screen, talk about what happens when rabbits are trying to shed prey and childrens entertainers and why clowns are so scary. And other stuff. Why don't you just listen and find out. It's 1:05 AM and...
2022-06-061h 02
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 18 - Weakboys talk StrongmanWEEEEEEEELCOME back to another episode of Best Worst Friends! On this weeks entry the boys talk about the World's Strongest Man finals, Tim talks about his biggest feat of strength, we address some podcast complaints and complain about inflation but thank the lucky stars it hasn't touched our sweet sweet candy yet. The boys wanna eat grapes, hypothesize how much it would suck to get stuck in a tennis racket and Doug talks about seeing a gal get stuck in a swing. Some gabbing about nightmares and then the boys fail at plugs yet again.
2022-05-301h 09
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 17 - Doug Vs. TimHey everybody WEEEEEELCOME back to another episode of the podcast. This week Doug is too high, Tim is too drunk and there are too many animals trying to interfere with the boys set up. They talk who would win in a fight to the death and Tim is beyond delusional. You think someone who once went to a boxing gym after years of boxing and was told he didn't have the fundamentals in place to be a beginner at that boxing gym would eat a lil slice of humble pie and realize that someone 100 lbs heavier than him would...
2022-05-231h 07
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 16 - Mostly Harry PotterWEEEEEEEEEEELCOME Back to another episode of Best Worst Friends! Tim lets Doug talk about Quidditch and all things Harry Potter. They laugh at dumb nerd shit. Doug hopes EA Remakes Quidditch World Cup PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Tim finds out that he's a twisted monster like Stephen King. Doug spills stuff on the dog he's sitting. How long would it take for Tim and Doug to convince a stranger to kiss them? Listen to the boys talk about this AND more stuff. Come see us live somewhere! Alright bye have a good week.
2022-05-161h 02
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 15 - Eat This BookweeeeEEEEELCOME back everybody to another Zoomy Edition of Best Worst Friends. In this one Tim and Doug chat about Tim's recent trip to New York. Both the boys nerd out about their own respective dumb bullshit. Doug is still obsessed with Rubik's Cubes and Tim spends too much money in the world's most boring book store. Some hypotheticals are run by the fellas and they stumble upon a million dollar idea. Come see some of our live shows sometime! Best Worst Friends is coming to Rusty Nail Comedy on May 26th in Kitchener Waterloo and the fellas will be...
2022-05-091h 08
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 13 - Factory BluesweeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEELCOME back everybody to another episode of the podcast. Doug and Tim record this one over zoom and have a lot of dumb visual gags that will mean nothing to audio listeners. Doug shows off his wicked awesome haul of Rubik's Cubes and Tim shows some dumb math book he bought to jerk off to. The boys chat about coding boot camps, family pets, working in factories and spending time in Nebraska with people who earned the "Big" in their nickname.
2022-04-251h 10
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 12 - Feeling All Tingly InsideWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELCOME back everybody to a new episode of 25 people's favourite podcast, Best Worst Friends! Tim and Doug discuss a lot of important academic areas like why Doug's wiener feels weird when he sticks his finger in his belly button, the boys talk pussy hunting and Doug talks about the gym SURPRISE SURPRISE!
If you dig the podcast let us know! Feedback is nice! Also rate it 5 stars wherever you listen and tell 2 friends and 1 enemy about it!
2022-04-181h 03
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 11 - Kevy in the CityWELCOME hey what's up. What else can I say about this episode other than it is barely contained mania. Kev and Tim do the Hammy Dubby Dip and one of those dips included a dope named Doug. The boys popped by the studio (the four walls in which Doug resides) and quickly devolve into their own backwards language a la the boys from A Clockwork Orange. Kevy does his absolute best to make sure no one listens to this episode by berating Doug immediately and leaving for multiple bathroom breaks to go stand infront of the mirror and flex while...
2022-04-111h 05
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 10 - Hot GrandmaWELCOME to this week's episode of Best Worst Friends but you already know the name of the podcast that would be silly if you didn't! Guest appearance by the great Jason Allen and its really him I promise and then Doug and Tim gush about how good Jason is. This week the boys discuss how relieved they are to be off dating apps, Old relatives aging in reverse, and fat guy food hacks. They also discuss in depth one of the most hypnotic and silly videos either of them have ever seen that you can watch and listen along...
2022-04-041h 14
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 9 - Voice Messages GaloreOn this week's episode the boys gab about going to the dentist, mask mandates being lifted, babies in tubes, photosynthesis, and then answer a bunch of your questions you left as voice notes! How much would it cost to have Tim suck Doug's dick? What are our favourite heist movies? Tim shares why he hates improv and can't accept Tommy Lee Jones as anyone but Tommy Lee Jones. George Clooney comes up WAY too much and Doug shares his origin story including emailing a world famous comedian for stage time before he'd ever done a set. We got through...
2022-03-281h 00
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 7 - Spontaneously CrushingOh hey there, this week the boys recount a corporate gig they did recently. Tim thought he was getting laughed with but he was getting laughed at. They both got drunk so they didn't mind all that much. Trimothy Nicholson discusses haircuts and Doug talks about one of the smartest teachers he ever had. Tim professes his love via email. Doug performs "Where is the Love" to confused adults at a Remembrance Day Assembly.
Come see the boys live at Concession Rd Brewing in Jarvis on March 18th at 7:00 PM. Tickets available here FOR...
2022-03-141h 05
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 6 - To the Death?On this week's episode Tim runs a bunch of hypotheticals by Doug. Could he beat up a UFC Champion? What's the oldest child he could defeat? The boys share war stories from past injuries, Doug's from a bagel knife and Tim's from a Mandolin (instrument or slicer, listen and find out!). The boys bond over a mutual disliking of birthdays and Doug realizes he got as big as he was because he ate everyday like it was his birthday. Doug talks about weightlifting but GET OVER IT! It's bound to happen. Tim gets recognized from performing on a show...
2022-03-071h 06
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 5: Tim Hates Locking His Keys In His TrunkIn this episode if you didn't know any better you'd think Tim hates Doug. But he doesn't. Tim hates Tim. And Tim hates Tim's mistake of locking Tim's keys in Tim's trunk which is very much out of Doug's control. Also Doug didn't buy a car where the trunk release in the car didnt work, that once again was Tim. See Doug too can be a catty bitch, but don't worry Tim eventually lightens up and the boys have a nice chat. Doug confesses to hoodwinking some blind elderly people and tells tales of hanging out with them. How...
2022-02-281h 23
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 4: Playboy PlumbersLive from Toronto, it's Doug and the dink aka Tim talking about a whole mess of stuff like how rich people suck, playboy plumbers, how dumb people should be allowed to have opinions too and the boys bond over a mutual distaste of everything French.
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2022-02-2159 min
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 3: Tim visits the House of GainsTim goes to the gym with Doug but doesn't work out with Doug thus negating the fact that he was there with Doug at all. Like if you invited someone to the movies and they said sure and then went and watched a different movie. The boys talking about working out and the trials and tribulations involved, as well as being poor and getting married for eternity
2022-02-171h 08
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 2: Poo Poo in the Moo MooTim and Doug consume too much. Pizza, wings, drugs and alcohol all come together to fuel them along and almost derail them entirely. The boys talk about everything they're not able to do, jerseying yourself while shitting in a fur moo moo, and Grandma's quads. And that's only the first 35 minutes, which Tim thought had been an hour, probably because he was having so much fun.
2022-02-171h 12
Best Worst FriendsEpisode 1: Books and British AccentsThe first episode of Best Worst Friends starts off with some miscommunication. It sounds like Tim is one of those assholes who has a conversation on his phone in a cramped space where you can't hear the other half. Doug eventually realizes he should be recording and the podcast is born. The boys talk about a bunch of stuff like the theft of jazz, mysterious British accents, books we're reading and new bits they've got stewing on the brain stove. Hope you enjoy and subscribe/rate/share/make a blood sacrifice in our names if this tickles your fancy...
2022-02-061h 19