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Renegade SupremeJacob Solo Episode (I crash out)Supppp you fakas. Tim and Sean were outside doing their own shit. I (Jacob, A.K.A. "Big Dong", A.K.A. "Rice Cracker", A.K.A. "Fernz") had to take a commute somewhere. So since Tim kept bugging me to do it, and because he's my good friend or something, I complied with his request.So join me on my journey. As I drive alone to my final destination. People see me talking to myself on the highway. Like Im skitzo or something, like I forgot to take my goddamn fucken meds.You get...
2025-02-0741 min
Renegade SupremeHome Town Episode: Dad Died, Satan Might be Jesus, and Coloreds need to get their act together.Featuring: ZP, and Chuck the good Fuck and host Tim Disclaimer: Outdoor Recording- Fuckin Loud ass Chickens and ShitOn the wake of Timothys dads death, the boys get together again. The OGs. Not the 808 ones like Jacob and Sean. But some Huntsville South Esat Texas natives join out in the country to talk story and think a little. You guys prolly don't know what think means cause yall are all inept. We however are not. In this time of grief the guys decide to talk about the Myths of the world, about Joe Campbell...
2025-02-031h 55
Renegade Supreme#49 Three Blind Mice: A tale of sexcapades, Muppets, The beauty behind A Story, and is the Old Testament still in play?We get da crew back together for a quickie. For a short little conversation. But instead we start talkin bout all the women we’ve been with, the type of women (unanimously we all said black bitches be the best), the art and beauty of the story, and we got into some good Ol Time Religion…you know da kine, da kine religion where women had no rights (Yessah praise the Lord!) the kind of religion where Jews were still important and not penny pinching everyone in the neighborhood. YOU guys know the religion I’m talkin about guys?!? Okay w...
2025-01-2855 min
Renegade Supreme#48 ChatGPT Makes Tim Climax!Yo ho and up she rises yo ho and up she rises! Today we journey into a whole new dimension of goofs, gafs, COFFEE, and a whole new level of what it means to be a renegade! The truest truth? THERE IS NO MEANING YOU MAKE IT UP YOU MOTHER FUCKER. Otherwise you aint one dakine true RENEGADE!GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!-The Mexican Croatian Guild of Men for Freedom
2025-01-241h 48
Renegade Supreme#47 I'm a housekeeping mechanic.Its Jacob, the fuckers never told me they were recording a podcast episode this morning. So I met them for brunch and then held Timothy Owl at gunpoint and forced him to talk on a mic for a few minutes. We talk about everything, my Lord and Savior Luigi wit da gat, Filipinos, Tongans and Blacks. Join us for a random ass fucken trip-Jacob
2025-01-1631 min
Renegade Supreme#46 The Surviving Druid - Stories of a John Crumb DiscipleHello! The all knowing powers of the universe have shot our friend Ryland back out into the world. He has been reborn through crumbcarnation. It is his ultimate goal to convert the world of misfits, vagrants, tourists, and law abiding citizens to a doctrine of un-hope, unhappiness and fear. AND WE LOVE IT!! he is the opposing threat of truth, or maybe he is the beacon of truth...either way, we speak of banyan tree politics, of newspaper mongels and capitalistic thot. These are the ramblings of a madman and his people, join us. Listen to the sounds of...
2025-01-091h 20
Renegade Supreme#45 A solo sound check with Tim: Myths How they Shape our world: Hand Job StuffWelcome, welcome to hopefully a new addition to our podcast, a mid-week short dicked episode, solo style. We plan on doing this all tree of us. However, you know how we be... We be wild and wicked like bees in a hive inside a catholic priest's office. Errbody getting stung even the altar boys.I had begun again with a conversation me and the legend Tom Reynolds started in Texas. Myths and Religion and Life and how its all the same but also super crazy complicated but also just invigorating! It is life-infusing! TR got me on...
2025-01-0921 min
Renegade Supreme#44 Gaelic Hentai! The Japanese Druids!We ride into the juicy world of hentai, hidden undercover Irish cults, and serious, Serverus Snape, Sectaseprum geese! Find out the answers to nothing in this episode! AND EVERYTHING. You are the key to your own life. KNOW THIS MY SON. We are the reason for being. We are the reason we have been searching for. Just remember that if you find a german nihilist, RUN AWAY!!!-RENEGADE SUPREME
2025-01-0249 min
Renegade Supreme#43 The Meaning of Holidays: And what's with all the foreigners hanging round?On an impromptu whim, a gang of misfits and some Jews, some Hawaiians, some blacks, and some dumb bitches all found some golden plates with prophetic words upon them. The plates of Moroni as they were named. Which brought the primitive world into an era of enlightenment. These divine inscriptions traveled in heart and soul worldwide and granted everyone peace and love. Then a homeless guy found the plates and pawned them at the local shop. Lost forever me and some other fuckin ingrates discuss what it is we have lost in this wide and wild world...especially around...
2024-12-191h 14
Renegade Supreme#42 Ryland Rampage: Tales of vagina, trauma, haircuts and true loveWell... Jacob Fernz isn't dead, but he is feeling a bit under the weather, so we recorded so voices anyway. We talked about LGBTfuckyou. We talked about other stuff that we or i forgot, either way it was amazing like peanut butters heaven is bread and jelly. Listen well and listen fast cause this reels about to cast, cast and catch bitch!This is back to our rootz edgy and possibly illegal! We are Renegade Supreme!P.S.If you aint gay you straight...I think
2024-12-162h 29Renegade Supreme#41 Robot Dicks for All!! [Feat. Nick, Tomo, Marcus, Ryland]Timothy Owl Davis is stuck doing side-quests in the anals of South Texas. Fighting through the dark forces Sauron has placed upon him and his family! He is the dwarf that will save us all, cheer him on, WE NEED YOU GIMLI... acheeem I mean TIMOTHY!!. Son of THRAIN, Heir to the throne of DURGAN et DARGIN. Slowly he fight with father time singing this song:Oh how the gentle wind, beckons through the trees, as autumn colors fall.Dancing in the wind of broken memoriesThe loveliest lies of all....
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Renegade Supreme#40 "The Key to Happiness Was Hitler All Along" - JIMOn the whim of late night spark of divine intervention, Jacob and Sean dance their way to Wailuku town in search of the mysteries hidden gems of life!Speaking of passions, fears, and the keys to happiness. Is it a lifestyle or a never ending choice? But... If I constantly choose, doesn't that make it a lifestyle? Dude. I don't even fucking know, thats why we talk about it for so long I think. Or maybe because we're fully autistic. Shit man, I don't know.Oh we also talked about hitler. Tune in for our...
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Renegade Supreme#39 MexicansWhile the boys are discussing the ins-and-outs of life's greatest mysteries, a question gets brought up. A profound question. "Do you think animals would eat their owners or people if they had a chance?!"Well we really don't know if that was what was asked. But we talked about beasts. We talk about underage sports or cultural jurisdiction, and some other stuff of the sort. A brawl happens, and somehow it all works out. Life is precious and beautiful. Fuck a lot of women.
2024-11-0433 min
Renegade Supreme#38 The Birth of a KingFeaturing: Daniel San Judo Hatake. Featuring: Ryland Steinbeck Doran.Jim Davis and Hawn Shogan.Jacolby Fernandez unfortunately not present in person, but always in out hearts.In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth an a whole bunch of other shit, then after the world looked like a toddler painted on a canvas all high on lollipops a new Divinity came forward Ork Norg the great and mighty. Born of a virgin and raised by John Crumb.And in a miracle to bring fire to humans The Great an...
2024-10-281h 03
Renegade Supreme#37 Atheists are sexy and underage but God got me!!Here at Renegade Supreme Headquarters in Juno, we pride ourselves on equality, equity, and an all inclusiv...thats is bunch a bull-corn. We like to discriminate against dummy people, we like to segregate whites from colors, when doing laundry, we like to be dirty and we like to laugh.WELCOME TO RENEGADE SUPREME!today we talk about what it means to survive versus thrive, is atheism a real thing, or is it like not real like you know like a trend kinda thing...umm like is believing in not believing really a real thing?
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Renegade Supreme#36 Jēsus is a GoodfellõwAloha and shalom, after many painstaking weeks of no sounds being recorded, the guys and dolls finally got together and drank da drank, and recorded an episode. You are welcome baby back bitches. Be prepared for a quick coffee meet and greet with lots of derogatory language way to loud so the coffee bar patrons could overhear.And that is all she/he wrote."Fuck off, duck cough, rasta man likes that show friends especially Ross, just don't let the world buy your treasures for less than they cost."-Ren...
2024-10-1430 minRenegade Supreme#35 Men need to be MEN.... AGAIN!!?Sean is about to fly to harness the powers of his Hungarian Loins. So as we meet for one last session to hangout we grabbed our mobile mics and met A Vigilante. A Local Coffee Shop owner whose store burnt down in the Lahaina fires. And by chance we sparked a conversation about how men aren't being men anymore. About how women are stupid and they should all be naked. About how young men are being to girly and how trans athletes are sneaky with their Testy drugs. we talked about how single mothers should all be strippers and...
2024-09-161h 18Renegade Supreme#34 When God Speaks to the Peasants-A recollection of what Big Man in Sky Heaven saysIt had been a long time since Jack had talked to the Bean Stalk. So long that he forgot how. So instead of talkin' to Mr. Bean, he Jacked his own Stalk, till it shot out beans.God Speaks in parables and great heroic stories to help us understand that life is precious and amazing and also sometimes really sucks...the gang gets back together again and talks about nonsense, serious nonsense...listen or else!
2024-09-092h 11Renegade Supreme#33 A Soft Spot for LifeJacob tells a personal story about how for the first time he couldn't perform like a bucking rhinoceros on 100 grams of trt and three cans of dip and seventeen cups of ayahuasca. Tim also denies being a human in this episode. Sean was profusely stroking something in the corner the whole session. Shit gets weird.
2024-09-022h 06Renegade Supreme#32 Asian Persuasion and Canadian CommunismSome women are filming a documentary about Jacob and his house. No one told them that it burned in the fire. Such a shame. Captain cook, got ate up by some savages. Drake and Robert E Lee have had some image issues surrounding them. This episode gets real serious I think...Also I am not 100 percent sure any of this description has anything to do with the actual episode-ENJOY!!
2024-08-281h 21Renegade Supreme#31 Survival: The Coffee Shoppe ConversationIn a mad dash of orgasmic inspiration, the boys, unfortunately not our dearest third coast cohost Rice Crackah, decided to meet for morning grindz and drank some java. Use some body Mics for the first time and play with some new equipment. Lots of unsaved souls in the back ground. Lots of clanging and banging, and lots of really good talking on Survival. What it means for an individual what it means for us as a society and would you be able to face the fear of death and mortality just to realize you can never die if you...
2024-08-021h 18Renegade Supreme#30 The Curry Brown Bible Worshiped by White MenFeaturing: Danny Trey Jo the MexicanRid yourself of the costumes and masks and covers of fear that pollute your life. Walk high and tall and proudly unadulterated with genuine truth. Not that gay ass woke "my truth", the real truth walk as a child of God because you are one. Unmask Your Peter. Become one with the Meater. The Meat eater? The renaissance believer! The mom in charge of your water meter.
2024-07-291h 02Renegade Supreme#29 Sex, Overpopulation, Scarcity, Hope, Your MomFeaturing Nixon aka Nasty Nix the Black Haole.4 guys and their depraved thoughts on sex. Thoughts on T-rexs, lexus', on a hearty warm breakfast, and thoughts on the conditions of our crumbling society. Join us, the Aliens, the Menehune, and the divine Father and dive deep into the conversational madness of Faith and Hope that is missing from our lives. Remember who you are Simba. Remember to be a Renegade you must push forward the Gospel of Love, and make disciples of truth. If you don't believe us then leave and crawl back into your cave of...
2024-07-222h 192024-07-161h 26Renegade Supreme#27 Brutal Honesty!In todays episode Tim and Sean peel back the veil on reality a little further. Get hard with them on the existential boon of HONESTY.
2024-07-091h 00Renegade Supreme#26 Big Decisions. REALLY BIG. HUGE. MASSIVEFeaturing Danny! When you realize that your life is a ginormous puzzle with the pieces scattered about in an array of frenzied fury. Just take a minute, listen to US, remember who you are (simba) and recognize that life is a portrait of colors all made up of your decisions. Aliens told me so. Mommy told me too. And John crumb forces me to do things. All about decisions my guy...Make some you ignorant wretches!
2024-07-011h 42Renegade Supreme#25 Wool Over the EyesTHIS IS GOOD AUDIO QUALITY --THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS! YESSAH! CONTACT OUR CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT TO SEND COMPLAINTS TO bigboy@gmail.com Featuring Marcus! Brayden! So after careful consideration, Sean and Jacob and the other brown man decide to unveil the truth behind the iron curtain. Behind the blinds, behind the drapes. Speaking of curtains and drapes, we love naked women. We also love the purity of joy and truth...it is in this diabolical episode of raving and ranting that we gift you all the divine truth of life's mysteries by pulling the wool over...
2024-06-241h 57Renegade Supreme#24 ChangeFeaturing Nixon! We back together talking to you and your mom, and your side bitches. We want to break the bread of life and talk about change. About making changes, about being a change about loving change about how to live life great. It all starts with M Effin Change people. So listen if you like know, if not, then okay we see you next time!
2024-06-181h 49Renegade Supreme#23 Music, Life, and anykine (Cruising with Jacob and Sean)Picture this: Tim, in an airplane, flying away. For a reason we do not know, arriving in a place, a special place. Where God, guns and steak rule every aspect of life. That place is Texas... He journeys on, accompanying his partner and boss, (Haley) in a quest to find the fountain of youth.Meanwhile: Jacob and Sean don't know what to do with their lives, they continue on, in the same daily cycle. Work, kava bar, back home to sleep, on and on it goes... Till one night, at the kava bar, Jacob realized something, something...
2024-03-191h 49Renegade Supreme#22 Marcus - The Ethiopian LegendHELLLOOOOOOO AND WELCOME! Ok so we have this friend, his name is Marcus, and he is really cool. Like really really cool. His story is one of legends. You have GOT to listen to this. Ok go do some pushups now and drink an orange.-Sean, Tim, Jacob, and guest MARCUS
2024-02-232h 32Renegade Supreme#21 Selfishness - Virtue Or Sin? [PART TWO]Sit back relax, grab your popcorn, grab your dick, and enjoy todays episode of RENEGADE SUPREME. Fellow renegades what are your thoughts about selfishness? Truly we often confuse the word with greed, or competition. But in a non competitive world can selfishness exist? Should we live through life with the interests of ourselves in our minds? Is there any way else to truly live? Is claiming that we don't think of ourselves just a facade we use to feel more important than other people. Is a dairy cow used exclusively for dairy? These are the questions we answer today...
2024-02-1649 minRenegade Supreme#20 Selfishness - Virtue Or Sin? [PART ONE]What is selfishness? When we break it down it seems that without selfishness our entire society and natural world would fall apart. The beasts, and the seeds themselves are selfish in their pursuit to increase their own life. In fact all individual life whether the plant or the vertebrate seems to be expanding and searching for greater expression through itself. Is this selfish? Or is this a virtuous truth of life? Should we live for the masses or for ourselves? Does living for ourselves benefit the masses? At the end of the day its all semantics, and lots of...
2024-02-1152 minRenegade Supreme#19 Prayer - Does It Work?!Who are you? What do you want? Could you get it through asking some divine source? Have you ever prayed before? Listen to todays episode as we break down prayer, when it was worked for us, and maybe just how to do it properly!
2024-02-031h 10Renegade Supreme#18 The Seasons of LifeWelcome one and all to the grand finale! The moment of NOW. In this very now moment what do YOU choose to do? Stay still, or take action?! Will your action be fruitful? Or will it undermine the very fruits you are sowing to ripen? Find out that and more TODAY on RENEGADE SUPREME!
2024-01-271h 23Renegade Supreme#17 The Cultural Phenom That is Kava (Awa Root): What does your neighborhood Samoan have to say about that?Welcome one, welcome all, we gonna tell you all about what Kava is and how it is rooted in the Polynesian Culture, we gonna talk to our good friend Vince and how his super Samoan life is like. How accountability and decisions in life are more than just important but paramount in day to day life. Also joining us, our other good friend and owner of Halekava, Aaron Diaz. These guys ain't bitches, they are Hammahs. They are the cream of the crop and we ain't even farming yet. If you think you know, then guess what, you don't...
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Renegade Supreme#16 Kava Bar Special 2. What the world needs is Love love and other stuffAloha and Mele Kalikimaka! The gang is back, and we got kava to drink, kratom tea to drink, and we got snuff to spit, we got fireworks to throw at the homeless, but alas, we never do most of that. We have some very special people to interview. An online guru, and Tech OG, a New Mexican that is white, and a few other folks for your listening and learning pleasure. We tackle some societal issues dealing with personal reflection, and accountability. Where is the love for ourselves and where is the love for our community? Did we give...
2023-12-301h 53Renegade Supreme#15 Kava Bar Special (Why Maui brings the most diverse and amazing people together. A bit of commentary on life.)The boys are back with your favorite podcast. The asian and the indian. The white aka Sean the Atomic Bomb, he has been taken captive by a wizard and a priest in the hellish cold hellhole that is Montana (no offense to Montannians). So after a long sabbatical we bring you an interesting episode recorded at at Kava Bar (Haleakava), where are the Lahaina people come for relaxation, fun and fellowship. So please excuse the background noise and live band... It ain't that bad you bitches.We have four interviews with four persons, for your listening pleasure...
2023-12-242h 02Renegade Supreme#14 Humor! - A Serious MatterHow is it going renegades! Why doth the light shine from the sky? Why doth the underbelly of a pooch enjoy a rub? Why doth crabs seem aggressively shy? All these are wonderful questions but the one that has plagued our forefather for eons.... WHY DOTH AN ASS LAUGH?This is what we will be answering in this episode of Renegade Supreme! We appreciate you all joining us with our two guests and great Friends PRESIDENT NIXON and JACOB JESUS. Te give us theyre great wisdom, jokes, and laughter.We are blessed to have you...
2023-11-171h 15Renegade Supreme#13 Dick Knots and Carrot TopsFive guys all old friends and the stories of each ones Dad. The victor Mentality and what it means to overcome the strife in life. You can amount to amazing potential, but only if you steer clear of John Crumb and his Crum-sciple!Get ready for too many dicks talkin about god knows what! AND I PROMISE ITS NOT GAY...or is it?!thekerouaccafe@gmail.comSubstack: @TEXANPUEOyoutube.com/@RenegadeSupremeIG Renegadesupreme808Patreon.com/renegadesupreme
2023-11-101h 56Renegade Supreme#12 The Importance of CompanionshipThe boys get together and talk about why life with other people is okay, why it is necessary, as long as your lover isn't Mr. John Crumb.We need Companions, we need each other "reach-arounds" or not!Email: thekerouaccafe@gmail.comyoutube.com/@RenegadeSupremepatreon.com/renegadesupremeSubstack: @TEXANPUEO
2023-11-031h 03Renegade Supreme#11 What Is An American? History according to the maniac mind.Shane and Tom are back again, but by themselves. Talking about how it is to be an American. Are you a piece of garbage or are you a freedom fighter? And is it okay to drink too much coffee?We talk about it. So listen about it.
2023-10-271h 26Renegade Supreme#10 Is It The End of Times or the Best of Times?For Part 2 of the interview with our asian slave Jacob, we actually do not actually talk about any of his experiences cause we don't care.Jacob joins us again and we speak on the victim mentality and whether or not the world is full of good people or bad people and are those people headed for a veritable hell. Or is life precious and you should stand firm and live your life? some people are gay, but we aren't, not that there is anything wrong with that (Seinfeld Quote). Make a judgements on if Tim should have...
2023-10-201h 42Renegade Supreme#9 A Rice Cracker Saved My LifeIts Friday The 13th and shit is gonna catch fire...or it already did!Join us and our Asian friend Jacob, talk about the importance of life and what happened in Maui in Lahaina on August 8th.Our First interviewee, and our first addition to the cast. Lots of laughs and lots of truth.Email: thekerouaccafe@gmail.comIG renegadesupreme808youtube.com/@RenegadeSupremeSubstack: @TEXANPUEOpatreon.com/renegadesupreme
2023-10-1359 minRenegade Supreme#8 The Federalists and Leveling Up!The two dicks you know and love conversing about the founding fathers and what it means to level up. Level up in mind, body, and soul. Put your white whig on and wooden teeth in and listen to our words.OUR DIVINE words!!!you want a new car, you want a bigger house, you want a better big butted big tit bitch, well you are a loser an wont get it... so come get some real help some life wisdom, level up with us!thekerouaccafe@gmail.com@TEXANPUEO (substack)...
2023-10-091h 09Renegade Supreme#7 Gender Trees - Are We Connected to Nature?The World of trees, the living foliage all around us, connecting the dots of our lives with the leaves of da trees. What do they say about us? The gender of children, aliens, assholes, men and women, is it related to nature? Gay trees are happy trees, natures gender, could it be our salvation?patreon.com/RenegadeSupremewww.youtube.com/@RenegadeSupremethekerouaccafe@gmail.com
2023-09-291h 42Renegade Supreme#6 We are REALLY smarter than you: Consciousness Part 2These guys are real STUPID! Welcome to the sphere of knowledge and power! Consciousness is on the menu, and its time to eat bitches! In this second installment we question our Consciousness, what helps it, what hurts it, and what in the hell is it? What about bathrooms, soil toxicity, and poop colonies? Are you ready to realize your true self? If not then go jerk it to cartoons, we talking about our ancient agent agenda, be conscious and be better and connect together.Patreon: patreon.com/renegadesupremeEmail: thekerouaccafe@gmail.comyoutube...
2023-09-221h 14Renegade Supreme#5 We're Smarter Than You - Consciousness Part 1Strap yourselves into the "all knowing" universe. Link up with the other energies of life, and join us for a conversation on consciousness. Both of your beloved hosts tackle life's hard issues with hard dicks. If you think you know the secrets of the world, the key to life, you don't, but we do. Well maybe not, listen and find out.Patreon: patreon.com/renegadesupremeEmail: thekerouaccafe@gmail.comSubstack: @TEXANPUEOMAUI STRONG FUNDHAWAIIN WAY FUND
2023-09-151h 00Renegade Supreme#4 Of Myths and MartiansTake your panties off because in this episode we talk about flatulence, sex, martians, and mythology! Buckle your seatbelt and then unbuckle it because we want you flying into the stratosphere with our incredibly insightful information on all things in life! We are the epitome of perfect men. But stay alert, the martians might be listening to your thoughts as you read these very words on this page, and then they will be after YOU and YOUR FLATULENCE!Support us @ www.patreon.com/RenegadeSupremeIf you want us to have better equipment, and to record...
2023-09-101h 49Renegade Supreme#3 Play! - A Serious MatterIn this episode we discuss the ramifications that play has on our everyday lives! Its as important as throwing a pebble in a pond and watching the cosmic clock turn as the rings slowly dissipate through the ethers of the atoms betwixt each di-hydrogen monoxide particle! Tim and I were very sleepy after a long DAY so enjoy our ramblings to the depths of thought and even reality itself into the NIGHT. Quantum entanglement cannot escape these two gents as they recreate the big bang within every word they utter!!! Renegade SUPREME!If you have any questions...
2023-09-021h 49Renegade Supreme#2 John Crumb - Is Life a Choice?Life is a fickle bitch. The stasis of our modern society must be fought against. We can do this by answering the call to "adventure." Do not let the Crumb diaries and temptations overcome your being and your nature. And of course it always helps if you laugh.If you would like to support our local community please consider donating to:MAUI STRONG FUNDHAWAIIN WAY FUNDIf you have any questions for us to answer on the podcast please send them to Tim ---> thekerouaccafe@gmail.comAlso...
2023-08-3137 minRenegade Supreme#1 Vampires and Tires - Processing Emotions after a DisasterJoin these two lads as they embark on a comedically edgy and culturally dicey journey around spheres of wit, trauma, disaster, deception, grief, blame, and ultimately love. Today they talk about vampires, tires and Maui's wildfires. Which they experienced first hand.In this episode we talk about supporting our home, if you would like to support our local community please consider donating to:MAUI STRONG FUNDHAWAIIN WAY FUNDIf you have any questions for us to answer on the podcast please send them to Tim ---> thekerouaccafe@gmail.com
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