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Serving CursedEpisode 21 - Poo Legs McGeeOh boy this week's topic is just the WORST. I hope you're OK with gore and/or visceral body horror as we explore the world of the Transabled. We also discover our musical theatre chops, find out that Jessie is a public transport predator and start a beef with every improv troupe. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpod...2025-05-171h 00Serving CursedEpisode 20 - THE FIRST QUINTAL QUELL (definitely a thing)This week we are marking 20 WHOLE EPISODES of this absolute horseshit with our very first QUINTAL QUELL! Every character in the Serving Cursed universe gets dumped into an arena with a boat load of weapons and one objective - survive. Come and enjoy the most insular episode of a podcast ever - seriously, if you've not listened to every other episode of Serving Cursed, please god do that first. Also watch The Hunger Games. Have fun with your homework, we love you xxFollow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more...2025-05-0358 minServing CursedEpisode 19 - Oujia SextingThis week, Jessie brings us a stark warning about the dangers of Phrogging, including a grizzly murder that we will not allow on this show, you can have that one Redhanded you suckers.We also work out how to hit on the deceased, channel Chad Kroeger and work out what makes Jessie feel powerful.Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com...2025-04-1944 minServing CursedEpisode 18 - Race-cool SkinboysThis week, in our first ever sequel episode, Jessie regales us with the full tale of the band Mayhem, including Nazis, Murder, Church Burnings and a little sweetheart called Necrobutcher.We also work out what's actually on the dark web, have a couples tiff LIVE ON AIR and try our best to cancel Martin Freeman, and each other. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/2025-04-0548 minServing CursedEpisode 17 - Greggs SyndromeThis week Jessie necks some tequila and puts on her dancing shoes to bring us all the tale of the Dancing Plague, definitely set somewhere in Europe we're so sure about that bit at least. We also work out how to bring about world peace, commune with the peasants and define the medical term English Sweat. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: ti...2025-02-2251 minServing CursedEpisode 16 - Gemma Collins' ScalpThis week we try Cursed Tapas with 2 delightfully rancid tales - we dive into the joys of Cotard Syndrome, before bringing it home with the sad tale of the Coconut Lover. It's exactly what it sounds like.We also plot to kill a cat, create the ultimate black metal band and we stage a podcast heist to finally get the listeners we deserve. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM...2025-02-0859 minServing CursedEpisode 15 - Is This One Of Our Famous Riffs?This week, we round off our first EVER 2-parter as we finish the tale of Natalia Grace and DEFINITELY NOT Orphan. We also cream each other (so sorry), hear the tale of the Pasta Predator (also so sorry) and continue our war on Bartlett (Absolutely not sorry).Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend u...2025-01-2536 minServing CursedEpisode 14 - You're Nosfera-PooThis week we begin our first ever cursed 2-PARTER, as Jessie regales us with the legally distinct tale of Natalia Grace that DEFINITELY isn't the plot of Orphan. Nope. Not this one.We also drink leather, discover millenial ghosts and we finally quantify just how much more successful Jessie is than Tom. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpod2025-01-1155 minServing CursedBONUS EPISODE - Happy Twicky (We're So Sorry)This week it's a SPECIAL CHRISTMAS BONUS OH MY GOD, as our two intrepid explorers wade into the murky depths of Jessie's very own fanfiction, before diving into the putrid swamp that is the worst fanfic ever written - My Immortal. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us a textSupport the show2024-12-2856 minServing CursedEpisode 13 - A Cursed Christmas 1: Kissed By A HorseThis week, Jessie brings us a SERVING CURSED EXCLUSIVE with a case nobody else (that we know of) has covered; The Texas Christmas Bank Heist. We also talk too much shit about Steven Bartlett, make the worst rap ever created, drink wine and panic in the face of Silent Night. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us...2024-12-211h 01Serving CursedEpisode 12 - Defender Of MilfsThis week, Jessie is is BACK on the milf hunt with the tale of Sherry Papini - the amazing disappearing milf! We also fail at reggae, discover Tom's chest hair situation and sit UNCOMFORTABLY CLOSE to each other.Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us a textSupport the show2024-12-0752 minServing CursedEpisode 11 - Genie TruthersThis week, Jessie is Mothering hard with the Cult of the MotherGod - essentially a twin flame fan cult with even more main character energy. We also reminisce about our favourite band Assless Cassack, create Jessie's perfect polycule and create an enduring new character - First Time Dom. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us a textSupport the show2024-11-2357 minServing CursedEpisode 10 - She Came From GreeceThis week, Jessie decided to be MAINSTREAM BABY and regale us with a tale ripped from the headlines - The Titan Submersible. We also create the worst podcast segment of all time, learn about Jessie's fan-fiction past and find out how to create the perfect American name. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us a textSupport the show2024-11-0959 minServing CursedEpisode 9 - Sobbing In The PewsThis week, Jessie brings us the biggest fumble in abduction history - the story of the Chowchilla kidnapping.We also find out why Jessie never made debate team, discover that every nurse is a MILF and bravely attempt ASMR whilst drunk. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us a textSupport the show2024-10-2641 minServing CursedEpisode 8 - I Write Fins Not TragedyThis week, Jessie brings us the shark-infested tale of the USS Indianapolis because - and I quote - she "just loves vessels of all kinds".We also hear the problems with Coffee #1s horny hiring policy, create Cursed Indie and find out why neither of us can do kids comedy. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us a textSupport the show2024-10-1250 minServing CursedEpisode 7 - PosthummousThis week, Jessie brings us dangerously close to True Crime territory with the "case" of the Panama Girls.We also work out exactly what Dildo Comedy is and find out what happens when Jessie gets kidnapped. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us a textSupport the show2024-09-281h 01Serving CursedEpisode 6 - Piss Be With YouThis week, head witch and Hater Of Women (tm) Jessie Nixon brings us the tale of the Twin Flame Cult (please don't sue please don't sue). We also work out who Tom would be in Twilight, meet Jessie's hotter alter ego, drink piss and start a religion. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us a textSupport the show2024-09-141h 06Serving CursedEpisode 5 - Say Yes To The WestsThis week, Jessie regales us with the worst cursed subject of all time, with MenuGate failing to grab Tom's attention and things devolve from there.We also see Tom abandoned on the perfect Dune riff, Jessie creates the ULTIMATE METAL SONG and we wonder whether even to post this one as we've come to refer to it as "the depressed one". Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpod2024-08-3150 minServing CursedEpisode 4 - I Have PlimmedThis week, Jessie brings Tom disgusting brie to celebrate the life and times of the Gloucester Gimp; a true west country icon.We also have an authoritative stance on "Is Squirt Pee?" from a celebrity figure, Jessie invents a powerful new term for the female orgasm, we create the ultimate country song and we hear THE WORST POEM EVER MADE.Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us a...2024-08-1751 minServing CursedEpisode 3 - Honeycomb BonesThis week, Jessie harrows us all with the tale of the Radium Girls. We also begin a grand tradition showcasing Jessie's musical talent, discover Tom and Jessie's drag names, and finally work out "Is Hollister Still A Thing?"Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us a textSupport the show2024-08-0352 minServing CursedEpisode 2 - The Ballad of Jamie GochujangThis week, Jessie regales us with the tale of Gypsy Rose Blanchard, we hear the worst mistake of Jessie's career thus far and her gruelling battle with addiction, and we finally find out the difference between Jail and Prison. We also drink frogspawn. Help.Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us a textSupport the show2024-07-2052 min
Serving CursedEpisode 1 - Willy Wonka's Alchoholic FactoryWelcome to Serving Cursed, a cursed podcast for cursed people! This week, Jessie takes us into the world of Tarrare - the man who couldn't stop eating, Tom gets put in nonce corner and we create the first ever cursed cocktail, the aptly named Childhood Hubris.Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us a textSupport the show2024-07-0640 min