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Two Man DancePerfectly Balanced | Week 18Oh hell yeah, Two Man Nation! It's the unprecedented week 18 showdown for all the marbles! Dreams are dashed, Sam Darnold soils the sheets, Big Sloppy secures the championship ring then Murf smooches it, and Midland City remains the classiest franchise in 2MD history as Tom laughs at the cosmic joke of it all.Hope you enjoyed this season as much as we did, and we'll see you soon for season 10 (aka, 2MDX)!P.S. Stay tuned for any number of bonus off-season pop-up episodes.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~🏈 FINAL STA...2025-01-1016 min
Two Man DanceThe Replacements | Week 17Midland City completes their improbable (inevitable?) climb to the top of the standings, and Big Sloppy holds on to the overall point lead at the finish line of this historic season, so you know what that means... Murf & Tom have a week 18 dance with destiny! Fuck the math, the 2MD replacements draft is live!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~🏈 STANDINGS🕺 Midland City (9-8)🕺 Big Sloppy (8-9)🏈 TOTAL POINTS🕺 Big Sloppy (2,825)🕺 Midland City (2,733)🏈 WAIVER MOVES🕺 Midland City (0)🕺 Big Sloppy (0)~~~~~~~~~~~...2025-01-0230 min
Two Man DanceMidland at 20,000 Feet | Week 16Tom delivers his largest margin of victory this season in a win or go home matchup for Midland City, John Lithgow inspires Murf to fire off a GIF hex from the sky, the blue painter's tape is out and about, and the week 18 whispers become week 18 howls, so stay tuned!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~🏈 STANDINGS🕺 Midland City (8-8)🕺 Big Sloppy (8-8)🏈 TOTAL POINTS🕺 Big Sloppy (2,671)🕺 Midland City (2,543)🏈 WAIVER MOVES🕺 Midland City (0)🕺 Big Sloppy (0)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2MD PODCAST LINKS...2024-12-2511 min
Two Man DanceTinker Keys | Week 15Tom battles a cold, Midland City is deeply unwell after a pivotal loss pushes the storied franchise to the brink of elimination, and Murf suggests the Men in Black pay Caleb Williams a visit. Also, with the week 18 replacements game on the line, Tom asks Murf the biggest question of the season: "Was your dream just a dream?"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~🏈 STANDINGS🕺 Big Sloppy (8-7)🕺 Midland City (7-8)🏈 TOTAL POINTS🕺 Big Sloppy (2,525)🕺 Midland City (2,346)🏈 WAIVER MOVES🕺 Midland City (0)2024-12-1913 min
Two Man DanceA Pie in the Oven | Week 14Midland City wins big while catching a whiff of two hundo, Murf serves as Tom's therapist, Tom serves as Murf's emotional support, and the 2MD theme song is (finally) born. Gotta have faith...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~🏈 STANDINGS🕺 Midland City (7-7)🕺 Big Sloppy (7-7)🏈 TOTAL POINTS🕺 Big Sloppy (2,336)🕺 Midland City (2,164)🏈 WAIVER MOVES🕺 Midland City (0)🕺 Big Sloppy (0)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2MD PODCAST LINKSInstagram | @twomandance2024-12-1217 min
Two Man DanceDouble Touch | Week 13Midland makes some unforgettable magic atop the broad shoulders of Josh Allen, Murf fears Tom's newfound mystical momentum, and the debut performance of McCaffrey on Ice takes a tragic turn.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~🏈 STANDINGS🕺 Big Sloppy (7-6)🕺 Midland City (6-7)🏈 TOTAL POINTS🕺 Big Sloppy (2,165)🕺 Midland City (1,953)🏈 WAIVER MOVES🕺 Midland City (0)🕺 Big Sloppy (0)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2MD PODCAST LINKSInstagram | @twomandanceYouTube | Two Man DanceTikTok | @t...2024-12-0511 min
Two Man DanceMcCaff-Court Heave | Week 12Big Sloppy rides Saquon to the doorstep of 2MD promised land, Midland City orders a very special Uber Eats delivery with Tom declaring it's "hex or go home" time, and Murf struggles with the basic mathematics of it all.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~🏈 STANDINGS🕺 Big Sloppy (7-5)🕺 Midland City (5-7)🏈 TOTAL POINTS🕺 Big Sloppy (2,014)🕺 Midland City (1,800)🏈 WAIVER MOVES🕺 Midland City (0)🕺 Big Sloppy (0)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2MD PODCAST LINKSInstagram | @tw...2024-11-2710 min
Two Man DanceSpicy Stew | Week 11Another lopsided win from Big Sloppy pushes the entire Midland City organization into a dark night of the soul, Murf spices the 2MD stew to taste, and Tom reveals that Tobe Hooper & Steven Spielberg's 1982 film Poltergeist does not hold up. Will there be a half-court heave into the waiver pool for McCaffrey? Stay tuned...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~🏈 STANDINGS🕺 Big Sloppy (6-5)🕺 Midland City (5-6)🏈 TOTAL POINTS🕺 Big Sloppy (1,848)🕺 Midland City (1,665)🏈 WAIVER MOVES🕺 Midland City (2)🕺 Big Sloppy (0)2024-11-2116 min
Two Man DanceSweatin' to the Waivers | Week 10A shellacking by Big Sloppy on the field is overshadowed by Murf's ominous dream, Tom continues to swat hexes away from Midland City's locker room with authority, and 2MD takes a moment to mourn the passing of fitness legend Richard Simmons.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~🏈 STANDINGS🕺 Big Sloppy (5-5)🕺 Midland City (5-5)🏈 TOTAL POINTS🕺 Big Sloppy (1,640)🕺 Midland City (1,538)🏈 WAIVER MOVES🕺 Midland City (2)🕺 Big Sloppy (0)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2MD PODCAST LINKSInst...2024-11-1419 min
Two Man DanceThe Devil's Advocate | Week 9This week's matchup turned into an instant 2MD Classic! Midland City gets the W after an outrageous finish on the Sunday Night River, an unhinged scene-chewing Al Pacino stops by the studio, and Murf & Tom contemplate the universal truths of fantasy football.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~🏈 STANDINGS🕺 Midland City (5-4)🕺 Big Sloppy (4-5)🏈 TOTAL POINTS🕺 Big Sloppy (1,428)🕺 Midland City (1,412)🏈 WAIVER MOVES🕺 Midland City (2)🕺 Big Sloppy (0)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2MD PODCAST LINKSInstagram | @twomandance2024-11-0711 min
Two Man DanceMidland's Sneaky Crease | Week 8Despite picking up a strong 2MD win on the shoulders of Salty CeeDee, Midland City suffers a brutal IRL loss on a last second Hail Mary. Meanwhile, Big Sloppy stews in his own juices over who to put under center moving forward, and the unhinged trade talks are far from mathematically eliminated.P.S. Happy Halloween! Mwahahaha!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~🏈 STANDINGS🕺 Midland City (4-4)🕺 Big Sloppy (4-4)🏈 TOTAL POINTS🕺 Big Sloppy (1,255)🕺 Midland City (1,236)🏈 WAIVER MOVES2024-10-3111 min
Two Man DanceSloppy Hexes | Week 7The dance is live this week (sort of, not really) as Big Sloppy puts up the highest point total of the season, Midland City reads Kirk Cameron for filth, and the boys are joined by a very special surprise guest. Spoiler—it's Tom's truelove, the always delightful Molly Thomas!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~🏈 STANDINGS🕺 Big Sloppy (4-3)🕺 Midland City (3-4)🏈 TOTAL POINTS🕺 Big Sloppy (1,120)🕺 Midland City (1,064)🏈 WAIVER MOVES🕺 Midland City (2)🕺 Big Sloppy (0)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2MD PODCAST L...2024-10-2418 min
Two Man DanceYahoo Unserious | Week 6Midland City snaps Big Sloppy's winning streak to even the overall standings and bring the point totals as snug as can be, Murf and Tom praise the work of Australian actor Yahoo Serious, and the McUber Eats Boys force everyone to question the reality we're currently living in.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~🏈 STANDINGS🕺 Midland City (3-3)🕺 Big Sloppy (3-3)🏈 TOTAL POINTS🕺 Big Sloppy (917)🕺 Midland City (898)🏈 WAIVER MOVES🕺 Midland City (2)🕺 Big Sloppy (0)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...2024-10-1712 min
Two Man DanceWeek 18 Whispers | Week 5As an unprecedented season of the 2MD dances on, Midland City (aka Daddy Waiverbucks) licks his chops on the wire, Big Sloppy pulls ahead 3-2 in the standings while taking the lead in overall points, and every single player in the NFL goes on IR. Week 18? Shhh...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~🏈 STANDINGS🕺 Big Sloppy (3-2)🕺 Midland City (2-3)🏈 TOTAL POINTS🕺 Big Sloppy (766)🕺 Midland City (740)🏈 WAIVER MOVES🕺 Midland City (4)🕺 Big Sloppy (0)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2024-10-1012 min
Two Man DanceNight Moves | Week 4Big Sloppy wins an absolute barn burner on the Monday Night River to pull even with Midland City in the standings, and the point totals for the season remain super tight. Which might explain why both organizations went wild on the waiver wire this week. Ain't it funny how the night moves? Alrighty then, let the week 18 whispers begin!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~🏈 STANDINGS🕺 Big Sloppy (2-2)🕺 Midland City (2-2)🏈 TOTAL POINTS🕺 Midland City (606)🕺 Big Sloppy (595)🏈 WAIVER MOVES🕺 Midland City (4)🕺 Big Slo...2024-10-0317 min
Two Man DanceSalty CeeDee | Week 3McCaffrey is off to Germany for Oktoberfest, Murf gets a much needed win, and Tom shares some wild alternate castings from behind-the-scenes in Tinseltown. Midland City is now only a game up on Big Sloppy, and the point total is damn near even.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~🏈 STANDINGS🕺 Midland City (2-1)🕺 Big Sloppy (1-2)🏈 TOTAL POINTS🕺 Midland City (469)🕺 Big Sloppy (457)🏈 WAIVER MOVES🕺 Midland City (5)🕺 Big Sloppy (3)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2MD PODCAST LINKS2024-09-2617 min
Two Man DanceMcCaffgate | Week 2A brutal MNF loss for Murf's Eagles mirrored his own 2MD nail-biting defeat. Saquon fell less than one yard short of giving Murf the victory, as the entire Big Sloppy organization is still reeling from what can only be described as "McCaffgate." Tom now has Midland City sitting pretty at 2-0 for the season.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~🏈 STANDINGS🕺 Midland City (2-0)🕺 Big Sloppy (0-2)🏈 TOTAL POINTS🕺 Midland City (307)🕺 Big Sloppy (267)🏈 WAIVER MOVES🕺 Midland City (6)🕺...2024-09-1909 min
Two Man DanceMcCaffrey Is on the Roof | Week 1After some epic pre-draft deliberation on whether to pass on McCaffrey, he is shockingly ruled out minutes before Monday Night Football to put Murf in a hole to start the season.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~🏈 STANDINGS🕺 Midland City (1-0)🕺 Big Sloppy (0-1)🏈 TOTAL POINTS🕺 Midland City (165)🕺 Big Sloppy (131)🏈 WAIVER MOVES🕺 Midland City (6)🕺 Big Sloppy (4)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2MD PODCAST LINKSInstagram | @twomandanceYouTube | Two Man DanceTikTok...2024-09-1314 min
Two Man DanceSensibly Sloppy | Season IX Draft | Part 2August 25th, 2024: The 2MD draft is here! Murf and Tom select their teams in the one-of-a-kind Two Man Dance pressure cooker. All mysteries are revealed. Most importantly... will Murf take McCaffrey? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2MD PODCAST LINKSInstagram | @twomandanceYouTube | Two Man DanceTikTok | @twomandanceTip Jar | Listener Support Page#2MD2024-09-131h 05
Two Man DanceThe McCaffrey Problem | Season IX Draft | Part 1In a conversation one week before the 2MD Draft, Murf tries to give away the first pick so that he doesn't have to take Christian McCaffrey.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2MD PODCAST LINKSInstagram | @twomandanceYouTube | Two Man DanceTikTok | @twomandanceTip Jar | Listener Support Page#2MD2024-09-0516 min
Two Man DanceTwo Man Dance | TrailerComedian Murf Meyer and filmmaker Tom Levin have been battling each other in a two-team fantasy football league for the better part of a decade, and now they host a podcast about it.New episodes drop every Thursday starting September 5th.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2MD PODCAST LINKSInstagram | @twomandanceYouTube | Two Man DanceTikTok | @twomandanceTip Jar | Listener Support Page#2MD2024-09-0302 min