Shows
Jive-Ass AlienAt The Movies (Lights, Camera, Reactions)! pt.1When I decide to try and take on Hollywood, what kind should I make? Well I recently caught a few old and new that be just what the doctor ordered.2022-09-0451 min
Jive-Ass AlienJive-Ass HollywoodI've been itching to get another movie going, ever since our take on Nosferatu. Let's see what we can get going. Next stop, Hollywood!2022-08-2847 min
Jive-Ass AlienFor Those About to Rock of Ages (Tune in to Channel Zeroes)Beth, Marc, and JAA expound on the unfamiliar relationship between drugs and music, I think, for the most part anyway...2022-08-2159 min
Jive-Ass AlienDr. Greenthumb pt.1Beth, Marc, and I discuss how the drugs our parents warned us about, just might be the future of medicine. Any excuse to trip far out, man 👽2022-08-1441 min
Jive-Ass AlienHallow From July pt.2Beth and I finish up our fantasizing of cooler weather that is soon to come...unless the world implodes on itself, whatever...2022-08-0741 min
Jive-Ass AlienHallow From July pt.1If anyone thinks it's bollocks to start celebrating XMas around before Thanksgiving, let alone Halloween then, it's only fair to start celebrating Halloween while middle of the year. Beth doesn't seem to mind one bit...2022-07-3038 min
Jive-Ass AlienDuck Me, Duck You, Duck Around & Find Out pt.2We're enjoying the game so let the good times roll for Beth, Marc, and I2022-07-2342 min
Jive-Ass AlienDuck Me, Duck You, Duck Around & Find Out pt.1Pretty hilarious that the few potheads I know wouldn't play this game with me, which is marketed directly at us, err I mean them, yet Beth and Marc were up for the shenanigans. Duck yeah!2022-07-1740 min
Jive-Ass AlienDocumented Fresno pt. 2It turns out Beth & Marc have lots more ideas for this Jive-Ass Alien to report back to his home plane- er, to make a documentary for Earth humans. Yes, that's it 🤫2022-07-1050 minJive-Ass AlienDocumented Fresno pt. 1Beth, Marc, and I brainstorm ideas, the sort of topics a documentary about Fresno 2022-07-0242 minJive-Ass AlienLeo Da VinchThe 3 banditos are always hungry for some tasty new tidbits that we can share. As I've observed earthlings for some time I have found some to be of particular interests.2022-06-2656 min
Jive-Ass AlienMother F'ers of Inventions pt.2We keep the good times rolling with the game about inventions that would make us billions (in lawsuits).2022-06-1838 minJive-Ass AlienI Begin to Simpsonfy...WAH!The Unholy Trinity that is Beth, Marc, and I imagine what Simpson character we best identified or identify with.2022-06-1146 min
Jive-Ass AlienHobbies To Hobble Along WithAs Beth, Marc, and I discuss the mundane activities that have kept us (questionably?) sane, I realize just how extensively they contribute to my bliss (AKA ignorance to the MAX)2022-06-0554 min
Jive-Ass AlienMother F'ers of Inventions pt.1We start a streak of games, here with one where the goal is to create inventions for the most mundane of inconveniences.2022-05-2939 minJive-Ass AlienBoard the GamesThere's always board games being released that catch my attention. Although many of them take lots of setup there are a few that I couldn't resist buying them, even if I didn't have the people to play. Beth, Marc, and I try one out.2022-05-2251 min
Jive-Ass AlienDriven MadCars are one decent way in which humans are better than animals. Still, wish I could fly...(Found that original silly picture here https://images.app.goo.gl/z8qoai16DS7QK3eSA)2022-05-1535 min
Jive-Ass AlienExtras, Extras! Weed, All About It?(couldn't find artist of the pic, too bad cuz it's hilarious, want to see more)Unintentionally Beth, Marc, and I talk a lot about that controversial topic, you know, chronic, Mary Jane, devil's lettuce, yuppi tea, sweet leaf, ganja, Scooby snacks, power plant, cheeba cheeba?2022-05-0840 min
Jive-Ass AlienJive-Ass Book Club pt.2Who knew books could be of some use? Looking forward to expanding our libraries in the coming months.2022-04-3044 min
Jive-Ass AlienI'm Old, Kinda Cold, Get Used To It!Beth listens to an old fart whine about the aging process. Geez, when did humans start to buy into the madness!2022-04-241h 00
Jive-Ass AlienJive-Ass Book Club pt.1Beth, Marc, and me show what might be the start of an enlightening endeavor. We enjoy reading to certain extents and maybe our choices will give insight into our funky behaviors.2022-04-1741 minJive-Ass AlienChoose Your Famous Favorite Fresnan pt.2Wasn't planned to be stuck on Fresno love for many episodes but there's just so much gosh-darn neat-o tidbits of our city that our worldwide fanbase might enjoy...2022-04-1042 min
Jive-Ass AlienChoose Your Famous Favorite Fresnan pt.1Came across some people from fiction that happened to be from Fresno, how strange...2022-04-0338 minJive-Ass AlienFun In Fresno_2/2We finish up our list of some fun activities that can be done in Fresno. Some of these I look forward to trying and some get a big thumbs-up from Beth and Marc, while one gets a big fat hell no.2022-03-2655 min
Jive-Ass AlienFun In Fresno_1/2Even for many that were born here in Fresno, there's lots to do that many have yet to experience. Need some ideas? Here are a few, from some jive-ass people...2022-03-1957 minJive-Ass AlienSome Things I Hate About DisneyTo show that Beth isn't brainwashed by some Disney cult, here are some stuff that really grinds her gears.2022-03-121h 10Jive-Ass AlienSister...SISTER! (and Jive)Though our schedules don't always align we managed to find an hour for 3 of us to get together. Will our questioning bring about some deep, dark secrets we've tried to suppress???2022-03-0657 minJive-Ass AlienPeer-Reviewed PreviewBeth, Marc, and I discuss some of the topics that I've come up with using the don't-break-chain method. Yes some of these (ok probably all of em) aren't winners but that's not the point.2022-02-2741 min
Jive-Ass AlienAdventure Time (C'mon, tell a friend, aww C'MON...please)?We started off reading some more of Marc's adventure. Does he make it farther than our other times? Do ya even care? Well we take some mo stuff so check it out.https://external-preview.redd.it/R3vFyrpfr__rUdO-RwqiEHxvWt8eB_E_W5GjGMGxkDc.jpg?auto=webp&s=b6fbd6b3097f59256a653d190f0193e92c6473dc2022-02-2040 min
Efecto OllieSalvador Preciado A.K.A Don Chava EFECTO OLLIE 🛹 Ep. #31En este episodio #31 tenemos como gran Invitado a Salvador Preciado (Don chava) quien nos cuenta sobre su situación actual y estar lidiando contra el cancer de prostata, la primera patineta con la que empezó a patinar, ser el patinador activo más viejo de Mexico, por que dejo de patinar por 30 años, la razón por la que regreso a patinar, sobre su experiencia sobre su taller cuando se quemo, cuál es el sueño de un patinador?? Eso y más en Efecto Ollie.
Dale like y subscribete si nos apoyas 🙌🛹2022-02-151h 45
Jive-Ass AlienDon't Break the ChainTurn that life that's burning to the ground, upside down...or something.Now that the fake kind spiriting of the holidays are over, time to improve oneself. Stumbled across this neat habit to develop into small but significant strides towards making yourself into a better version of yourself. Or just some BS to have a laugh at, either way I'm satisfied...https://lifehacker.com/jerry-seinfelds-productivity-secret-281626http://criesfromthequietworld.blogspot.com/https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mGvZrHQU_DY/XvvcRh5gobI/AAAAAAABBKk/ScEOTCvPf8srkXN4mJYO56K118-ge_evQCLcBGAsYHQ/s1600/img013.jpg2022-02-1350 minJive-Ass AlienSpeed-Dating Apps-pt.2Let's wrap up this amazing dating advice and get ready for some true romance...2022-02-0644 minJive-Ass AlienSpeed-Dating Apps-pt.1Been a while since I dove into the cesspool that is know as the online dating app world, so let's give it a go. Will I be scammed, will I actually message to and from a REAL person? It's possible...2022-01-3044 min
Jive-Ass AlienCriss-Cross ApplesauceI sit down with Bash and a pal of his to try and find some common ground, ideally to try and keep on reaching higher ground.2022-01-2348 minJive-Ass AlienJive-Ass Actor? (Shh! Quiet!)Beth, Marc and I have also worked on other projects (well one really, but want to do so much more) and brainstormed on more, will they come to fruition?2022-01-161h 01
Jive-Ass Alien2021; Is it over? pt.2/2What a year it's been, thanks to everyone who tunes in (and extra thanks if ya read this)2022-01-0933 min
Jive-Ass Alien2021; Is it over? pt.1/2My lil bubba on the ornament says it all; "2021: Can't Stand the Sight of Ya!"2022-01-0241 min
Jive-Ass AlienCouple of Fun GuysPsychedelics are something that should be approached with caution 😳2021-12-2653 min
Jive-Ass AlienJokes and RiddlesBash listens patiently as I summarize a Batman comic to him...... it's as exciting as it sounds...2021-12-1931 minJive-Ass AlienGateway Thrift MusicWe bring up some of the music that keeps us grooving thru life, and maybe some Robin Williams love.2021-12-1255 min
Jive-Ass AlienAnd Now For Something Illuminating_Conspire.pt2/2Sometimes talking about what we believe can get heavy, so Bash and I go ahead and engage in some less heavy topic talk.2021-12-0543 min
Jive-Ass AlienGet Up, a Get, Get, Get Down_Conspire.pt1/2I've always been intrigued by conspiracy theories, regardless of the strong opinions one way or another. Basshizzle brings his take on one that just doesn't seem to want to go away.2021-11-281h 01
Jive-Ass AlienI'm a Highway Star!-pt.2Now we get into the meat of why driving appears to have become less important from when we first grabbed the wheel.2021-11-211h 02
Jive-Ass AlienI'm a Highway Star!-pt.1One of the few actual joys I have on this planet is putting pedal to the metal and exploring best I can. Earthlings, however, continue with degrading driving abilities, which Beth and Marc help me explain...https://www.free-stock-music.com/music/electronic-senses-memento-mori.mp3https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Simpsons:_Hit_%26_Run2021-11-1456 min
Jive-Ass AlienDisney LoonsThough I don't have a serious stake either way, I've always teased Beth about her Disney fandom. Now I ask myself if any of my stances have any truth.New Show Theme: https://www.free-stock-music.com/music/electronic-senses-memento-mori.mp32021-11-071h 11
Jive-Ass Alien#5 Monster Mash (Hap Hween Hurrbody!)Beth, Marc, and I wrap up this themed holiday run with us watching a cult classic. Spoiler; pretty goodIntro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/alexander-nakarada-halloween-theme-3.mp3Outro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/music/wombat-noises-audio-dont-go-inside.mp32021-11-011h 09
Jive-Ass Alien#4 Monster Mash (This is Halloween...or Xmas?)Seems that since The Nightmare Before Christmas movie came out people have been adamant about what holiday it belonged to. This won't make it any clearer but it's silly enough to be worth a listen.Intro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/alexander-nakarada-halloween-theme-3.mp3Outro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/music/wombat-noises-audio-dont-go-inside.mp32021-10-251h 03
Jive-Ass Alien#3 Monster Mash (movies to watch in the dark)Beth, Gwen, the Googler and I talk about the movies that we've seen, horror-related, mostly...Intro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/alexander-nakarada-halloween-theme-3.mp3Outro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/music/wombat-noises-audio-dont-go-inside.mp32021-10-181h 02
Jive-Ass Alien#2 Monster Mash (Arbor abode of spine-tingly-ingly)We both like this show, has a Homer Simpson, Marge, Bart and Lisa Simpson, think it was called, "The Silly Family" or something 🤷🏻♀️Intro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/alexander-nakarada-halloween-theme-3.mp3Outro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/music/wombat-noises-audio-dont-go-inside.mp32021-10-111h 04
Jive-Ass Alien#1 Monster Mash (Ole' Sword Fight @ The Glorious Orifice)Stand up for your pride of Old Glory with this completely original, eunuch episode...ok I'll stop nowIntro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/alexander-nakarada-halloween-theme-3.mp3Outro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/music/wombat-noises-audio-dont-go-inside.mp32021-10-031h 03Jive-Ass AlienBeth's Top ? Fave Movies-2/2Somehow we get around to finishing up Beth's list of movies she loves. Was she paid by big movie studio? The truth is out there, look to the skis...2021-09-2647 min
Jive-Ass AlienLove thy Album-2/2In spite of Snoop's presence I still enjoy the album.2021-09-1939 minJive-Ass AlienBeth's Top ? Fave Movies-1/2Trying to get a better idea of the type of movies Beth is into, she's prepared a list that might surprise, well, me 👽2021-09-1245 min
Jive-Ass AlienLove thy Album-1/2Talking about probably my favorite subjects; music. Having such a complicated relationship with it (and the one I've had the longest) music is intertwined in my soul. Therefore it's perfectly reasonable that I would both love this particular album IN SPITE of who's it supposed to be by.2021-09-0541 min
Jive-Ass AlienBuck buck buck, bucket list pt.2Beth's great idea paid off big time. We had lots of experiences that are yet to be seen. Puts a lot in perspective.https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/16428/mr-buckethttps://www.how-to-draw-funny-cartoons.com/cartoon-list.html2021-08-2944 min
Jive-Ass AlienBattle Buds...get it, because...Here's something I've wanted to talk about for some time, my time in the military, and with witnesses.2021-08-221h 01
Jive-Ass AlienBucket, List it For All I care! (1/2)https://www.redbubble.com/i/greeting-card/Kicking-the-bucket-is-not-on-my-bucket-list-by-Steerhead/38014346.5MT14(original image, I changed the wording at bottom)Beth and I share some of our deepest, darkest secrets...with a frogurt!2021-08-1545 min
Jive-Ass AlienWooz WoozStill stuck on this planet so I guess I'll try to repair this human skinsuit I'm trapped in. Now that I think about it, perhaps the time I put it through rigorous military (basic) training is a reason for it to be in such a pathetic condition at the moment...2021-08-081h 11Jive-Ass AlienLooks Like It Was "Justified"I try to justify watching a show that justifiedly was already was a favorite of mine, but further research and recent rewatches that I justify with some good old research. I think the show was called..."Fire in The Hole"2021-08-0159 min
Jive-Ass AlienMonkeying Around Gets Real; Disney Highlights Top 5! (-1)Beth wanted to see if I'm a man of my worm (meant to say word, obviously, but this flub is aces 😄) and yep yep yep yep!2021-07-251h 09Jive-Ass AlienOmorashiWe bring Marc back to see how much more car chaos talk we can squeeze into an hour.2021-07-181h 02
Jive-Ass AlienFrom Bethany to MacBeth!July 12, 2020 was when the first episode of this show was released. Very cool, thanks to everyone who tunes in, means a lot 🤘🏽👽🤘🏽2021-07-1156 min
Jive-Ass Alien(Is)This is the End?Is this an end of an era? Keeping up with the Jones'? So many choices now when back in the 1980's-early 90's color choices for the less wealthy was...not so good. 2021-07-0453 min
Jive-Ass AlienI Understand (I Think?)Beth and I started recalling all of the childish, immature behavior we (used to) do that we don't seem to remember where we got it from. Now that I think about it, there are a lot of people that owe me a damn coke and now I'm mad!2021-06-2746 minJive-Ass AlienThe Simpsons (Redux)We completely goofed and left out 2 of our favorite Simpsons characters, some that we constantly quote to each. Time to fix that.2021-06-191h 13Jive-Ass Alien(insert your favorite band here) RULEZ!!!!!Beth and I have Marc join us for a group discussion about the gentlemanly tradition known as concerts, where level-headed individuals gather together to pay respects to our beloved musicians.2021-06-131h 15
Jive-Ass AlienBatman (arguing) Returns!!!We wrap up the first go around about who would make a better Batman. It's something I've thought about before and my pal Bash thinks he has a better claim to the mantle, hmmm...2021-06-0650 minJive-Ass Alien#1 Movie of All-Time is...Getting ready to continue my "Better Batman" argument with my friend Bash we start talking about what he considers to be the best movie of all time (or his favorite but not best, which could not be the same???) so I try to set him straight.2021-05-2941 minJive-Ass Alien#1 Simpsons? Not sure I get that reference...We drop so many Simpsons references in our episodes but to Beth and I our love for that show goes far beyond the, shall we say, healthy?(PLEASE go watch the Cowboy Bebop/Trigun fanmade clip on Youtube, it's awesome! Includes Japanese rap? Nuff said) https://youtu.be/A9e_WIoJJnI2021-05-231h 06Jive-Ass AlienAnd now for something completely different...I don't have as much knowledge of Monty Python but it is absolutely some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen. Beth schools me on so much since apparently I don't know as much as I assumed.2021-05-161h 16Jive-Ass AlienI Pity the Fools!For no particular reason it has been some time since we last spoke with Marc, so let's hear his car history...2021-05-091h 07Jive-Ass AlienGotta Go Fast!!!!!!!!!!!My admiration for Earth's silly combustible contraptions, that humans willingly climb inside of or straddle with their genitals just above it, has been an important part of my assimilation. Always going, forward, sometimes back, smooth sailing or choppy waters, constantly striving for that exhilarating rush that only the open road can provide...2021-05-0153 min
Jive-Ass AlienMan Bat pt.1 Begins!Beth sits this one out since she's not a fan of the spittle and drooling that occurs when I talk about the "Bat"-looking "Man" (trying hard to not get sued!) so a BUDdy from work, Bash, joins me since he thinks he'd be a better substitute for "he who shall not be sued by." I've probed more knowledge than he has so advantage Jive-Ass Alien, yeah?2021-04-241h 05Jive-Ass AlienAvatar: The Last I'll RememberOne of the surprises I have discovered about Beth thru these shows is that she is a fan of the Avatar anime. Heard a lot about this show before so I asked her to provide a summary and it's definitely got some cool attributes.2021-04-181h 08
Jive-Ass AlienKurt Malloy:"I also babysit"In as little chaos as possible for Beth and I, we attempt to talk about the video game experiences that have shaped our lives.2021-04-111h 02
Jive-Ass AlienAAA-All About AnimeAlthough I've never shied away from enjoy cartoons (even if I didn't let people know I watched some weird ones) I could never really get into anime. It might surprise a lot of people but since it first came out the Simpsons has been near and dear to me; what a surprise, I know! I've always had friends who would talk about anime and very recently I come to find out that Beth was actually a big fan of some that I had actually heard of so I asked her to do an entire episode about anime, and there's...2021-04-0459 minJive-Ass Alien1st Month in; how're we doing?The first month of 2021 is already over and I wonder just what the heck it is gonna look like this year.2021-02-141h 11Jive-Ass AlienSex Sells, But Who's Buying? (this story)?In a move that she is absolutely regretting, Beth (w/ Marc) agrees to listen to my story of almost getting scammed by some lowlife using the good wholesome name of a former pornstar. Yes, of course she has either a "K" or "X" in her name (or both!)2021-01-3148 min
Jive-Ass Alien5lbs Gummy Bears Can Only Get You so FarMessed up wanting to do a wrap-up of the show so far, so me and Beth do what we do best and improvise (crashing and burning, but with style).2021-01-0345 minJive-Ass Alien2020; Nature vs NurtureI've wanted to do an episode where I actually stop and reflect on the conversations that we've had on this show. Not so much a "best of" but more of the perspective of someone who is more of an outsider, such as my sis2020-12-2748 minJive-Ass AlienAgree to Disagree on 2020-reduxAs I attempted to use this episode to sum up our respective year we descend into some easy convo, so enjoy, we'll get it right next time, scout's honor ;) 2020-12-2046 min
Jive-Ass AlienFamily Group Therapy Session pt.1Thank God year's almost over. Not just because of that thing (you know the one) but so family time is no longer available 😎2020-12-131h 05
Jive-Ass AlienEwwww, grime, er uh, GrungeJess never forgets her punk roots, evidence of her tenacious determination, quiet but powerful, like a mother Raven who sits humbly in the shadows of the trees. What?????2020-12-061h 04
Jive-Ass AlienWild Wild Mess-pt.?Wanted to talk all about the wild west and why I'd like to have lived then, but it gets loony.(Did you like it? Want to hear more? Got 30mins more that kinda doesn't follow the theme but there's some good stuff, so if we get 20 downloads on this episode I will release the rest)2020-11-2259 minJive-Ass AlienWe Are Anarchy...(WAA)In these times of family gatherings, which are frowned upon for the most part, it's perfect for getting some truth out of one another.2020-11-1657 minJive-Ass AlienRica the Freaka, Tony the Cannoli, and Jesse the Loch Nessie (seldom seen, ya know?)Now we start to get a better-rounded idea of what went on in our upbringing, how about yours? Takeaways, regrets, precious moments, etc.?2020-11-0855 min
Jive-Ass AlienIt's a Wrap? Or hitting a time warp?Beth and I make an amazing discovery. All I'm saying is if you've at least been distracted by our soothing sounds as you're being tormented on the toilet by some vengeful spicy food, you should definitely check this one out!!!2020-10-041h 22
Jive-Ass AlienI Can Count to 10Beth and I get to the nitty-gritty of how we are in sync (answer: Shitty Roberts). Trying to have one last hurrah at tying up any loose ends of my alienated mentality. After this, what's left???2020-09-271h 14Jive-Ass AlienThat's (not) All Folks!Me and Beth dig up more of our adventures working at storage facility. We can only recall so much at a given time before we risk brain hemorrhaging so more to come.2020-09-201h 15
Jive-Ass AlienFeces on the CarNo particular reason why the (Green Day) dookie theme persists, but recently a fan mentioned liking the show so much that they listen to us when on the shitter (DM me for photographic proof ;)2020-09-1348 minJive-Ass AlienFeces on the StageReally starting to get a picture of why I feel alien, or at least when I started to ease up and actually try to understand myself. Sobriety had to come and go but eventually I focused on my well-being, first the one that had been neglected for so long; mental health.2020-09-061h 05Jive-Ass AlienParty Hardly Like it's 1999Continuing on with the Cliff notes to my life's story. This episode begins my transformative years from finishing school and what to do with my life, and really if I'm to be alive at all. First of the next batch of episodes where I bring myself and everyone tuning in up-to-date with how I got to today; check it out!2020-08-301h 02
Jive-Ass AlienBlast Off!(the 2nd coming)Beth helps me get enough content to make this a fun listen. Keep checking for more content sooner rather than later.2020-08-2356 min
Jive-Ass AlienLet's Talk About Sex...tuplets who play Sax TogetherThe first of a double-donger of an episode. Nothing too gross, like Beth said, "I don't think any lower of you than I already did"Lighthearted PG-13 look into what I've learned about the birds and bees2020-08-1754 minJive-Ass AlienFun With NazisWe rundown the path Marc takes to get back to Fresno, and whatever the heck I'm about.2020-08-091h 08
Jive-Ass AlienComing not-soon-enough...(I'd buy that for an ounce of silver)Many people have asked, nay, DEMANDED that I upload something ASAP, but every 2 weeks is what I can handle at the moment. Appreciate all the support and I will keep the goodies coming, swear on your graves!2020-08-0300 minJive-Ass AlienDuck, duck, goose (or Sister, sister, brother...whatever)Beth sat this one out as I quickly bring in other siblings to make my outsider persona more clear. Great Scott, they're multiplying!!!2020-07-271h 03Jive-Ass AlienJourney of 1,000 miles...Shout-out to djcruzctrl for hooking me up with tjust the right music vibe.https://instagram.com/djcruzctrl?igshid=dec724m8b3iuStarting to take shape. Jumped a little all over the place but now I'll expand on what little of my childhood I can recall, hopefully not too much moping... probably...2020-07-121h 02Jive-Ass AlienSetting Down the Block of MarbleAs usual, trying to accurately convey my chaotic thoughts so that anyone can kinda get at least a shred of what I'm thinking...2020-07-1202 min
Érase una vezFiesta Virtual con Tony SerdanAlex y Chava platican con Antonieta "Tony" Serdan de los retos de la cuarentena, el Bacardi Lounge y de esas llamadas del productor a medio programa.2020-06-081h 05