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Tony FunderburkTony FunderburkPoint finger, say stuff, that shows you don’t know enoughHere’s the three-step process a hypocrite uses to become one. Point finger. Say stuff. Play the sound of their own voice back in their head. Now. Who’s ready to start with step one? Point finger. Hmm. I see no hands raised. And, as Martha Steward used to say, that’s a good thing. Because I know you’re like me. We’ve all certainly done things, in this life, we’re not proud of (or as the school teachers from the olden days would say, of which we’re not proud). I know m...2025-02-0307 minTruth Bombs Archives - Tony FunderburkTruth Bombs Archives - Tony FunderburkPoint finger, say stuff, that shows you don’t know enoughHere’s the three-step process a hypocrite uses to become one. Point finger. Say stuff. Play the sound of their own voice back in their head. Now. Who’s ready to start with step one? Point finger. Hmm. I see no hands raised. And, as Martha Steward used to say, that’s a good thing. Because I know you’re like me. We’ve all certainly done things, in this life, we’re not proud of (or as the school teachers from the olden days would say, of which we’re not proud). I know m...2025-02-0307 minWords and Music Archives - Tony FunderburkWords and Music Archives - Tony FunderburkPoint finger, say stuff, that shows you don’t know enoughHere’s the three-step process a hypocrite uses to become one. Point finger. Say stuff. Play the sound of their own voice back in their head. Now. Who’s ready to start with step one? Point finger. Hmm. I see no hands raised. And, as Martha Steward used to say, that’s a good thing. Because I know you’re like me. We’ve all certainly done things, in this life, we’re not proud of (or as the school teachers from the olden days would say, of which we’re not proud). I know m...2025-02-0307 minTony FunderburkTony FunderburkExact day and time have less reason than rhymeIt was about 2,000 years ago. And today doesn’t mark the exact day and time. But that’s another topic for later. Nevertheless some shepherds were on the job, whatever day and time it was. And their job was to watch over their flock of sheep. As they stood under the night sky, a host of angels appeared and told them to follow that curious light, they had noticed in the sky, to where it pointed. So, the shepherds followed that guiding star to Bethlehem to find out more about the story. They discovered a man and his...2024-12-2519 mincurrent events Archives - Tony Funderburkcurrent events Archives - Tony FunderburkExact day and time have less reason than rhymeIt was about 2,000 years ago. And today doesn’t mark the exact day and time. But that’s another topic for later. Nevertheless some shepherds were on the job, whatever day and time it was. And their job was to watch over their flock of sheep. As they stood under the night sky, a host of angels appeared and told them to follow that curious light, they had noticed in the sky, to where it pointed. So, the shepherds followed that guiding star to Bethlehem to find out more about the story. They discovered a man and his...2024-12-2519 minFaith Hope Love - these prove there\'s a rhyme and reason for your lifeFaith Hope Love - these prove there's a rhyme and reason for your lifeExact day and time have less reason than rhymeIt was about 2,000 years ago. And today doesn’t mark the exact day and time. But that’s another topic for later. Nevertheless some shepherds were on the job, whatever day and time it was. And their job was to watch over their flock of sheep. As they stood under the night sky, a host of angels appeared and told them to follow that curious light, they had noticed in the sky, to where it pointed. So, the shepherds followed that guiding star to Bethlehem to find out more about the story. They discovered a man and his...2024-12-2519 minRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareIngredient checker is such a home wrecker You might believe what I’m about to share with you from an American food ingredient checker. You might, but I think most Americans won’t believe it. Here’s some data the ingredient checker discovered. ~ These ingredients are banned in Europe. But legal in the US. Really makes you think twice when it says “FDA approved.”  POTASSIUM BROMATE * Can irritate nose, throat and lungs * Shown to cause thyroid and kidney cancers in animals TITANIUM DIOXIDE * Enhances products white color and opacity * The IARC has li...2024-10-1411 minHealthy habits - They help you discover the rhyme and reason for lifeHealthy habits - They help you discover the rhyme and reason for lifeIngredient checker is such a home wrecker You might believe what I’m about to share with you from an American food ingredient checker. You might, but I think most Americans won’t believe it. Here’s some data the ingredient checker discovered. ~ These ingredients are banned in Europe. But legal in the US. Really makes you think twice when it says “FDA approved.”  POTASSIUM BROMATE * Can irritate nose, throat and lungs * Shown to cause thyroid and kidney cancers in animals TITANIUM DIOXIDE * Enhances products white color and opacity * The IARC has li...2024-10-1411 mincurrent events Archives - Tony Funderburkcurrent events Archives - Tony FunderburkHurricane Helene and what it doesn’t meanSome people, even some Christians, say that what’s going on, in the Southeast, is God getting our attention. Or maybe that He’s sending down some wrath on haters. Have you heard anything like that? I even watched a young woman, in a video, say she was glad that area was hit so hard by Hurricane Helene. Well, it’s total nonsense. And that kind of thinking doesn’t come from a good (or even somewhat decent) understanding of the Bible. Hurricane Helene was not God’s wrath. And it wasn’t even “part o...2024-10-0512 minmusic history Archives - Tony Funderburkmusic history Archives - Tony FunderburkEasy cure, for what we endure and I’m sureTwenty-six years ago I remember hearing somebody say how corrupt our government has become. And they said it felt like people who want to stand up for truth, justice, and the American way (to quote from the old Superman TV show) just face impossible odds. Of course, it can feel like that. These days it can feel like that way more than back then. But I mentioned, then, and I’ll say it again. There’s an easy cure. But it appears to be WAY too difficult for most people on the planet. The easy cure is to p...2024-09-2713 minArticles that reference the book of PsalmsArticles that reference the book of PsalmsSecret mission is doable because you’re renewableIt’s not impossible. Although sometimes it can certainly feel that way. And you definitely don’t have to accept it if you don’t want it. So, think it over before you accept or reject your secret mission. Because the fate of the world is in your hands. Well, actually, your secret mission doesn’t determine the fate of the world. But it DOES have some immeasurable consequences for YOU. So, what do you say, Ethan? Does this sound like a secret mission you’re willing to accept? Keep in mind, the “Secretary” w...2024-09-1410 minArticles that reference the book of MatthewArticles that reference the book of MatthewSecret mission is doable because you’re renewableIt’s not impossible. Although sometimes it can certainly feel that way. And you definitely don’t have to accept it if you don’t want it. So, think it over before you accept or reject your secret mission. Because the fate of the world is in your hands. Well, actually, your secret mission doesn’t determine the fate of the world. But it DOES have some immeasurable consequences for YOU. So, what do you say, Ethan? Does this sound like a secret mission you’re willing to accept? Keep in mind, the “Secretary” w...2024-09-1410 minlife is beautiful Archives - Tony Funderburklife is beautiful Archives - Tony FunderburkHere for you but what DID I do?OK kiddos from 3 to 103. I’ll just let you know, right up front, that I’m here for you. Because I know that you fit into one of these categories. You are the: Cream of the crop Top of the heap Bee’s knees Cat’s meow Best thing since sliced bread And maybe you’ve even come up with something else you think describes your effervescent and irresistible personality. If so, good for you. Or is it, good ON you these days? No matter. You know what you are. We’ll leave it at that. Just k...2024-08-1606 mineBook Writer archiveseBook Writer archivesHere for you but what DID I do?OK kiddos from 3 to 103. I’ll just let you know, right up front, that I’m here for you. Because I know that you fit into one of these categories. You are the: Cream of the crop Top of the heap Bee’s knees Cat’s meow Best thing since sliced bread And maybe you’ve even come up with something else you think describes your effervescent and irresistible personality. If so, good for you. Or is it, good ON you these days? No matter. You know what you are. We’ll leave it at that. Just k...2024-08-1606 minRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareHere for you but what DID I do?OK kiddos from 3 to 103. I’ll just let you know, right up front, that I’m here for you. Because I know that you fit into one of these categories. You are the: Cream of the crop Top of the heap Bee’s knees Cat’s meow Best thing since sliced bread And maybe you’ve even come up with something else you think describes your effervescent and irresistible personality. If so, good for you. Or is it, good ON you these days? No matter. You know what you are. We’ll leave it at that. Just k...2024-08-1606 minpoets and poetry Archives - Tony Funderburkpoets and poetry Archives - Tony FunderburkHere for you but what DID I do?OK kiddos from 3 to 103. I’ll just let you know, right up front, that I’m here for you. Because I know that you fit into one of these categories. You are the: Cream of the crop Top of the heap Bee’s knees Cat’s meow Best thing since sliced bread And maybe you’ve even come up with something else you think describes your effervescent and irresistible personality. If so, good for you. Or is it, good ON you these days? No matter. You know what you are. We’ll leave it at that. Just k...2024-08-1606 minfamily friendly Archives - Tony Funderburkfamily friendly Archives - Tony FunderburkHot weather conditions, poetic transitionsI’m not a fan of hot weather conditions. Yeah, there’s a pun hiding in plain sight, there. But I’m not gonna pun-ish you, more, right now. If you’ve been staying inside to lounge in the coolness of air conditioning, believe me, I’m with ya man. And it IS a manly thing to do. Here’s why. Hot weather conditions can wring rhymes right out of the air. At least they can for the writer who dares to relax in the air conditioning with his (or her, and those are the only two cho...2024-08-0305 minRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareHot weather conditions, poetic transitionsI’m not a fan of hot weather conditions. Yeah, there’s a pun hiding in plain sight, there. But I’m not gonna pun-ish you, more, right now. If you’ve been staying inside to lounge in the coolness of air conditioning, believe me, I’m with ya man. And it IS a manly thing to do. Here’s why. Hot weather conditions can wring rhymes right out of the air. At least they can for the writer who dares to relax in the air conditioning with his (or her, and those are the only two cho...2024-08-0305 minpoets and poetry Archives - Tony Funderburkpoets and poetry Archives - Tony FunderburkHot weather conditions, poetic transitionsI’m not a fan of hot weather conditions. Yeah, there’s a pun hiding in plain sight, there. But I’m not gonna pun-ish you, more, right now. If you’ve been staying inside to lounge in the coolness of air conditioning, believe me, I’m with ya man. And it IS a manly thing to do. Here’s why. Hot weather conditions can wring rhymes right out of the air. At least they can for the writer who dares to relax in the air conditioning with his (or her, and those are the only two cho...2024-08-0305 minMusic For KidsMusic For KidsTrillion trails of information in your personal constellationInformation inside your cells determined whether you’d have brown or blue or green eyes. And it determined whether you’d have black or brown or blonde hair. AND whether you’d be a boy or a girl (Those are the only choices, by the way). Take a trillion trails of that information, see where it goes, and I believe you’ll come to the same conclusion I did: “Whoa, dude. That sounds complex. My head just exploded.” And that’s just ONE trillion trails. You could take a lot more than that and still remain in the...2024-04-2805 minchoose life Archives - Tony Funderburkchoose life Archives - Tony FunderburkTrillion trails of information in your personal constellationInformation inside your cells determined whether you’d have brown or blue or green eyes. And it determined whether you’d have black or brown or blonde hair. AND whether you’d be a boy or a girl (Those are the only choices, by the way). Take a trillion trails of that information, see where it goes, and I believe you’ll come to the same conclusion I did: “Whoa, dude. That sounds complex. My head just exploded.” And that’s just ONE trillion trails. You could take a lot more than that and still remain in the...2024-04-2805 minbooks for kids Archives - Tony Funderburkbooks for kids Archives - Tony FunderburkTrillion trails of information in your personal constellationInformation inside your cells determined whether you’d have brown or blue or green eyes. And it determined whether you’d have black or brown or blonde hair. AND whether you’d be a boy or a girl (Those are the only choices, by the way). Take a trillion trails of that information, see where it goes, and I believe you’ll come to the same conclusion I did: “Whoa, dude. That sounds complex. My head just exploded.” And that’s just ONE trillion trails. You could take a lot more than that and still remain in the...2024-04-2805 minChristian books for kids Archives - Tony FunderburkChristian books for kids Archives - Tony FunderburkTrillion trails of information in your personal constellationInformation inside your cells determined whether you’d have brown or blue or green eyes. And it determined whether you’d have black or brown or blonde hair. AND whether you’d be a boy or a girl (Those are the only choices, by the way). Take a trillion trails of that information, see where it goes, and I believe you’ll come to the same conclusion I did: “Whoa, dude. That sounds complex. My head just exploded.” And that’s just ONE trillion trails. You could take a lot more than that and still remain in the...2024-04-2805 minCreation Science - awesome reasons for life you won\'t find in schoolsCreation Science - awesome reasons for life you won't find in schoolsTrillion trails of information in your personal constellationInformation inside your cells determined whether you’d have brown or blue or green eyes. And it determined whether you’d have black or brown or blonde hair. AND whether you’d be a boy or a girl (Those are the only choices, by the way). Take a trillion trails of that information, see where it goes, and I believe you’ll come to the same conclusion I did: “Whoa, dude. That sounds complex. My head just exploded.” And that’s just ONE trillion trails. You could take a lot more than that and still remain in the...2024-04-2805 minAbolish abortion Archives - Tony FunderburkAbolish abortion Archives - Tony FunderburkFree speech, and other rights, sinking into darker nightsHere in America, we still enjoy a certain amount of “free speech.” During the 20th century this country participated in two world wars. And many men and women fought and died to get rid of evil dictators and despicable governments. The ultimate sacrifice for God-given rights. Thomas Jefferson sort of acknowledged where our rights originate when he composed the Declaration of Independence. He said “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Hap...2024-04-2104 minArticles that reference the book of ProverbsArticles that reference the book of ProverbsFree speech, and other rights, sinking into darker nightsHere in America, we still enjoy a certain amount of “free speech.” During the 20th century this country participated in two world wars. And many men and women fought and died to get rid of evil dictators and despicable governments. The ultimate sacrifice for God-given rights. Thomas Jefferson sort of acknowledged where our rights originate when he composed the Declaration of Independence. He said “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Hap...2024-04-2104 minPro Life ArticlesPro Life ArticlesFree speech, and other rights, sinking into darker nightsHere in America, we still enjoy a certain amount of “free speech.” During the 20th century this country participated in two world wars. And many men and women fought and died to get rid of evil dictators and despicable governments. The ultimate sacrifice for God-given rights. Thomas Jefferson sort of acknowledged where our rights originate when he composed the Declaration of Independence. He said “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Hap...2024-04-2104 minI Corinthians - an awesome letter about the rhyme and reason for your lifeI Corinthians - an awesome letter about the rhyme and reason for your lifeRule number one? Well, it usually isn’t done.It makes me mad how some people feel a deep-down, dastardly need to rule over others. Yeah, for them, rule number one is “Do unto others before they can do unto you.” But that rule number one only lasts a little while. I know you realize we have a very short time here on planet earth. There’s a one-to-one ration of births to deaths. And nobody gets out of this life any other way. So, given that fact, don’t you think rule number one should still be “do unto others as you’d have...2023-08-0606 minRhyme and Reason with Tony FunderburkRhyme and Reason with Tony FunderburkMe me me. But this isn’t all about me.Well, you can call me Tony Splendorburk. Because I meet the criteria for that title. And it took me a long time to earn it. So I’m gonna own it. That means this post is gonna contain a lot of … Read the rest The post Me me me. But this isn’t all about me. appeared first on Christian Writer Tony Funderburk.2023-06-2610 minTony Funderburk Archives - Tony FunderburkTony Funderburk Archives - Tony FunderburkMe me me. But this isn’t all about me.Well, you can call me Tony Splendorburk. Because I meet the criteria for that title. And it took me a long time to earn it. So I’m gonna own it. That means this post is gonna contain a lot of … Read the rest The post Me me me. But this isn’t all about me. appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2023-06-2610 minlife is beautiful Archives - Tony Funderburklife is beautiful Archives - Tony FunderburkMe me me. But this isn’t all about me.Well, you can call me Tony Splendorburk. Because I meet the criteria for that title. And it took me a long time to earn it. So I’m gonna own it. That means this post is gonna contain a lot of … Read the rest The post Me me me. But this isn’t all about me. appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2023-06-2610 minchoose life Archives - Tony Funderburkchoose life Archives - Tony FunderburkMe me me. But this isn’t all about me.Well, you can call me Tony Splendorburk. Because I meet the criteria for that title. And it took me a long time to earn it. So I’m gonna own it. That means this post is gonna contain a lot of me me me talk. But it’s really not about me. Really. First, a little back story. I’ve already lived over six decades. And I’ve got the silver/gray hair and the extra lines in my face to prove it. And that’s the criteria for my “Splendor” title I mentioned....2023-06-2610 minFaith Hope Love - these prove there\'s a rhyme and reason for your lifeFaith Hope Love - these prove there's a rhyme and reason for your lifeMe me me. But this isn’t all about me.Well, you can call me Tony Splendorburk. Because I meet the criteria for that title. And it took me a long time to earn it. So I’m gonna own it. That means this post is gonna contain a lot of … Read the rest The post Me me me. But this isn’t all about me. appeared first on Christian Writer Tony Funderburk.2023-06-2610 minthe Tony Funderburk FunderCastthe Tony Funderburk FunderCastMe me me. But this isn’t all about me.Well, you can call me Tony Splendorburk. Because I meet the criteria for that title. And it took me a long time to earn it. So I’m gonna own it. That means this post is gonna contain a lot of … Read the rest The post Me me me. But this isn’t all about me. appeared first on Christian Writer Tony Funderburk.2023-06-2610 minmusic history Archives - Tony Funderburkmusic history Archives - Tony FunderburkEnigmatic sounds and roasted coffee groundsWhat do these words have in common: abstruse, Delphic, incomprehensible, indecipherable, inexplicable, oracular, paradoxical, recondite, and unfathomable. According to the dictionary, they’re all synonyms of enigmatic. Sounds like I’m about to give a language lesson. But I’m not. This is about music’s mystery. Enigmatic sounds might not be your cup of tea. And, if you think jazz-fusion is as enjoyable as fingernails on a chalkboard, then you might as well move on to something else right now. Because I just had a few jazz-fusion thoughts pop into my head, and, as I’m so o...2023-06-2205 minroad stories Archives - Tony Funderburkroad stories Archives - Tony FunderburkBeach sounds on different grounds You’ve probably seen or heard those so-called “influencers” who boast (as they insist they’re not boasting) about being able to work from anywhere. And maybe they even show you some tropical sights while a steel drum band delivers up some musical beach sounds. Come to think of it, that doesn’t sound half bad right about now. But I digress (or do I?). Pardon me for a second while I turn down the beach sounds in my earbuds. Of course, most of that influencer stuff is hype and silliness. Sure, it can definitely be done. B...2023-05-1209 minPhilippiansPhilippiansWondering around in the sight and the sound Ever wonder why God made everything the way He did? If you don’t believe in God, you might as well skip past me and my writing. Because I’m gonna be wondering around creation for just a bit. And you might find my words of adoration and love too syrupy. And I said “wondering around” on purpose. Here’s the Tony take. And I think it IS (or should be) clear that none of us, still on Earth, can know exactly why God made things the way He did. But I think the Bible clearly sh...2023-04-3009 minMusic For KidsMusic For KidsTimbuktu much fun to doFrom here to Timbuktu. You’ve heard that expression or something like it. Right? Well, I’m not gonna give you a history lesson on where the expression originated or if it’s even a real place. But it DID inspire a toy store in the Denver area. And so, Timbuktu also, in a roundabout way, inspired a song. It’s one of the 10 fun and silly songs in the Kiddin’ Around collection. When CD’s were still a “cool” way to get music, we sold thousands of them through several kids’ stores across Colorado. O...2022-10-2006 mineBook Writer archiveseBook Writer archivesFluff the pillow, feel the wind blow, sleeping willowI spent a lot of my formative years in Texas. So, I still use (and always will use) some of those friendly southern, colloquial expressions in my everyday language. And many of those southern memories are some of my fondest childhood recollections. Like the sounds of croaking bullfrogs. And the chatter of bugs just as dusky coolness sweeps away the heat of the day. Or the chunky sound when mom would fluff the pillow. Yeah. Fluff the pillow. That’s what we called it. Have you heard that expression? And do you use it for th...2021-07-0605 minRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to sharePonder the past even though it doesn’t lastIt’s fascinating how little snippets of memories can flash into the front of your mind. Sometimes the flash comes out of nowhere. And sometimes it’s because you simply stopped and thought about it. And I recommend an occasional pause to … Read the rest The post Ponder the past even though it doesn’t last appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2021-05-0108 minthought provoking thoughts Archives - Tony Funderburkthought provoking thoughts Archives - Tony FunderburkPower amplifier turns the volume up way higherDid you see that movie “This Is Spinal Tap” about a fictitious rock band in a fictitious rockumentary? If not, no great loss. I never saw the whole movie either. But I saw some funny clips. And one that stands out is one of the members of the band is asked why the knobs on his power amplifier go to 11 instead of the usual 10. And in a fictitious English accent he answers, “Well, it’s one louder isn’t it.” Yeah, when your goal is to be the loudest band in the world, it makes total sense to have volu...2021-03-1703 minArticles that reference the book of MatthewArticles that reference the book of MatthewPeace or liberty, if I can choose just one for me.Which is more important? More essential? And more vital to human endeavors? Peace or liberty? If you chose peace, go sit down in the back of the class and think about what you just did Mr. Man. Or Missy Miss. Because when, in the course of all human events, did peace throw off the shackles of tyranny? Now, it would certainly be primo if we didn’t have to choose between peace and liberty. But, just in case you hadn’t noticed, we don’t live in a perfect world. And there has, so far, been n...2021-03-0709 minPhilippiansPhilippiansCan do attitude because of paid-for latitudeThe good ol’ American can do attitude. Remember that? If you’re only a couple of decades old (or less), you might not. But it’s what truly made America a force to be reckoned with. Because when you have a nation of people who believe most anything, do-able, is possible, watch out. That’s why it’s so sad, to me, to look around and see so many people so scared of life. And depending on where you choose to gather your information, there are either “serious” health reports or funny memes. I take ’em both with mor...2021-02-1105 minWords and Music Archives - Tony FunderburkWords and Music Archives - Tony FunderburkAble to change and rearrange isn’t strangeI’m able to change my mind. And you read that and probably think something like, “Wow. That’s so deep, Tony.” But it IS deep. Because it means I’m not a robot. There’s no one pushing buttons making me do what … Read the rest The post Able to change and rearrange isn’t strange appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2021-02-0910 minArticles that reference the book of JohnArticles that reference the book of JohnAble to change and rearrange isn’t strangeI’m able to change my mind. And you read that and probably think something like, “Wow. That’s so deep, Tony.” But it IS deep. Because it means I’m not a robot. There’s no one pushing buttons making me do what … Read the rest The post Able to change and rearrange isn’t strange appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2021-02-0910 minthe Tony Funderburk FunderCastthe Tony Funderburk FunderCastAble to change and rearrange isn’t strangeI’m able to change my mind. And you read that and probably think something like, “Wow. That’s so deep, Tony.” But it IS deep. Because it means I’m not a robot. There’s no one pushing buttons making me do what … Read the rest The post Able to change and rearrange isn’t strange appeared first on Christian Writer Tony Funderburk.2021-02-0910 minRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareInfinitely creative with love that’s qualitativeInfinitely creative. That’s the way you might imagine somebody who could conjure up designs for the universe and everything in it. And if you found out that the same person could get it all built in only six days, you … Read the rest The post Infinitely creative with love that’s qualitative appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2021-01-1905 minthe Tony Funderburk FunderCastthe Tony Funderburk FunderCastAge of the Earth for what it’s worthThe age of the Earth increases all the time. And you’re probably thinking, “Duh. Doesn’t the age of everything, Tony?” But I’m not talking about how Earth is another year older every year. No, I’m talking about how some so-called … Read the rest The post Age of the Earth for what it’s worth appeared first on Christian Writer Tony Funderburk.2021-01-0308 minCreation Science - awesome reasons for life you won\'t find in schoolsCreation Science - awesome reasons for life you won't find in schoolsAge of the Earth for what it’s worthThe age of the Earth increases all the time. And you’re probably thinking, “Duh. Doesn’t the age of everything, Tony?” But I’m not talking about how Earth is another year older every year. No, I’m talking about how some so-called … Read the rest The post Age of the Earth for what it’s worth appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2021-01-0308 minRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareContinuity and change as the numbers rearrangeYou’ve heard this expression: The only thing that stays the same is change. Right? Well, it’s the only thing because there are two things that stay the same. Continuity and change. Wait! How can that be? Two things stay the … Read the rest The post Continuity and change as the numbers rearrange appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2021-01-0107 minthe Tony Funderburk FunderCastthe Tony Funderburk FunderCastManliest man and his love plan – for all you naysayers“Why do you write so much about love, Tony? It’s not exactly a manly topic.” Yeah, I’ve been asked that. And when I hear a question like that, I immediately think, “Hmm…sounds like somebody who hasn’t read the Bible.” Because … Read the rest The post Manliest man and his love plan – for all you naysayers appeared first on Christian Writer Tony Funderburk.2020-09-2403 minTruth Bombs Archives - Tony FunderburkTruth Bombs Archives - Tony FunderburkManliest man and his love plan – for all you naysayers“Why do you write so much about love, Tony? It’s not exactly a manly topic.” Yeah, I’ve been asked that. And when I hear a question like that, I immediately think, “Hmm…sounds like somebody who hasn’t read the Bible.” Because … Read the rest The post Manliest man and his love plan – for all you naysayers appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2020-09-2403 minArticles that reference the book of JohnArticles that reference the book of JohnManliest man and his love plan – for all you naysayers“Why do you write so much about love, Tony? It’s not exactly a manly topic.” Yeah, I’ve been asked that. And when I hear a question like that, I immediately think, “Hmm…sounds like somebody who hasn’t read the Bible.” Because … Read the rest The post Manliest man and his love plan – for all you naysayers appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2020-09-2403 minRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareAlmost always word plays through the maze light a blazeAs I started typing, at 3:30 this morning, I wasn’t sure what I would say. It was another physically challenging night. But I know how writing almost always revives my brain and keeps me going. So, I opened the computer, … Read the rest The post Almost always word plays through the maze light a blaze appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2020-09-0805 minthe Tony Funderburk FunderCastthe Tony Funderburk FunderCastTwenty seven days till the cooler season playsOnly twenty seven days left And for those of you not keeping track, I’m talking about twenty seven days of summer. After that comes my favorite season of the year. Autumn.   “Gee, Tony. What’s so special about twenty seven … Read the rest The post Twenty seven days till the cooler season plays appeared first on Christian Writer Tony Funderburk.2020-08-2604 minRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareTwenty seven days till the cooler season playsOnly twenty seven days left And for those of you not keeping track, I’m talking about twenty seven days of summer. After that comes my favorite season of the year. Autumn.   “Gee, Tony. What’s so special about twenty seven … Read the rest The post Twenty seven days till the cooler season plays appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2020-08-2604 minRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareLight blue sky blue moon and I – a short poetic reposeBy the light blue sky In the wee hours, those hours when most people are still asleep, sometimes my thoughts toss me phrases. And I think it’s my subconscious watching to see what I’ll do with them. If I’m awake … Read the rest The post Light blue sky blue moon and I – a short poetic repose appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2020-08-2104 minthe Tony Funderburk FunderCastthe Tony Funderburk FunderCastSing with understanding while the fools are still commandingDo you sing with understanding right now? “Golly gee, Tony. What does that even mean? And why do I need to sing with understanding? What’s that gonna prove?” Uh…it won’t prove anything to most people. But it might prove a … Read the rest The post Sing with understanding while the fools are still commanding appeared first on Christian Writer Tony Funderburk.2020-08-1905 minI Corinthians - an awesome letter about the rhyme and reason for your lifeI Corinthians - an awesome letter about the rhyme and reason for your lifeSing with understanding while the fools are still commandingDo you sing with understanding right now? “Golly gee, Tony. What does that even mean? And why do I need to sing with understanding? What’s that gonna prove?” Uh…it won’t prove anything to most people. But it might prove a … Read the rest The post Sing with understanding while the fools are still commanding appeared first on Christian Writer Tony Funderburk.2020-08-1905 minTruth Bombs Archives - Tony FunderburkTruth Bombs Archives - Tony FunderburkSing with understanding while the fools are still commandingDo you sing with understanding right now? “Golly gee, Tony. What does that even mean? And why do I need to sing with understanding? What’s that gonna prove?” Uh…it won’t prove anything to most people. But it might prove a … Read the rest The post Sing with understanding while the fools are still commanding appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2020-08-1905 minthe Tony Funderburk FunderCastthe Tony Funderburk FunderCastAssume the worst and go with that firstOK, let’s be positive and assume the worst That sounds like a good plan. Right? “Uh, no, Tony. It sounds negative. Not positive. And why would anybody automatically assume the worst?” Well, I’m glad you asked. Because I’m gonna toss … Read the rest The post Assume the worst and go with that first appeared first on Christian Writer Tony Funderburk.2020-08-0610 minTruth Bombs Archives - Tony FunderburkTruth Bombs Archives - Tony FunderburkAssume the worst and go with that firstOK, let’s be positive and assume the worst That sounds like a good plan. Right? “Uh, no, Tony. It sounds negative. Not positive. And why would anybody automatically assume the worst?” Well, I’m glad you asked. Because I’m gonna toss … Read the rest The post Assume the worst and go with that first appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2020-08-0610 minArticles that reference the book of ProverbsArticles that reference the book of ProverbsAssume the worst and go with that firstOK, let’s be positive and assume the worst That sounds like a good plan. Right? “Uh, no, Tony. It sounds negative. Not positive. And why would anybody automatically assume the worst?” Well, I’m glad you asked. Because I’m gonna toss … Read the rest The post Assume the worst and go with that first appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2020-08-0610 minthe Tony Funderburk FunderCastthe Tony Funderburk FunderCastBalloon sinuplasty and boy this pain is nastySo, Tony…was the balloon sinuplasty fun? Oh yeah. If you’re looking for something to do on your next vacation, let me suggest taking a nice balloon sinuplasty ride. Because it’ll be a vacation you’ll never forget.   Balloon sinuplasty has … Read the rest The post Balloon sinuplasty and boy this pain is nasty appeared first on Christian Writer Tony Funderburk.2020-07-2205 minHealthy habits - They help you discover the rhyme and reason for lifeHealthy habits - They help you discover the rhyme and reason for lifeBalloon sinuplasty and boy this pain is nastySo, Tony…was the balloon sinuplasty fun? Oh yeah. If you’re looking for something to do on your next vacation, let me suggest taking a nice balloon sinuplasty ride. Because it’ll be a vacation you’ll never forget.   Balloon sinuplasty has … Read the rest The post Balloon sinuplasty and boy this pain is nasty appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2020-07-2205 minRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareA new day to make hay with something to sayIt’s a new day So what! Big deal. A new day comes around every twenty-four hours. So, what makes this one any more special than all the others? And why do so many people try to pump you up with … Read the rest The post A new day to make hay with something to say appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2020-07-1904 minArticles that reference the book of LukeArticles that reference the book of LukeSelfish desires lead to eternal firesEverybody has selfish desires Yeah, it’s a fact. An unflattering fact. But a fact nevertheless. You have selfish desires. And I do, too. But they don’t have to rule over you. Trouble is…most people in the world allow that to happen. In fact, they prefer it that way. So, what’s a “good person” to do? First, acknowledge that you’re not a “good person”. Because of your selfish desires. “What?! Me, not a good person? How dare you, Tony!” Ooh…that’s a tough one, right? Sure, you and I migh...2020-07-0710 minthe Tony Funderburk FunderCastthe Tony Funderburk FunderCastTime fills the space while you’re living in this placeTime fills the space so there’s no space “But that doesn’t make any sense, Tony. Of course there’s no space if time fills the space. But how can time fill a space?” It’s all so confusing isn’t it?   When … Read the rest The post Time fills the space while you’re living in this place appeared first on Christian Writer Tony Funderburk.2020-06-2905 minMusic Producer Archives - Tony FunderburkMusic Producer Archives - Tony FunderburkCan music change your mood? Maybe, with the right attitude.Hmm…can music change your mood? Spoiler, and short answer…no. Apparently a lot of people use that search phase, can music change your mood, on Google. Because Google serves up a lot of results for the question. But it’s really simple. Music cannot truly change your mood. And I’m not just saying this to start an argument, by the way.   If you ask, can music change your mood, you don’t know how moods work. Moods are choices. “Oh brother, Tony. You just really don’t care about peop...2020-04-2308 minRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareRhymes for you because it’s what I doWhy do I write rhymes for you? Well, first off…maybe I don’t. After all, you might not like my style of writing. Or rhyming. And you almost certainly won’t like what I write about. At least not all (or most) … Read the rest The post Rhymes for you because it’s what I do appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2020-04-2205 minMusic Producer Archives - Tony FunderburkMusic Producer Archives - Tony FunderburkCatch the Moon from your hot air balloonCatch The Moon You can’t actually catch the moon. You might catch it or capture it in a photograph or video. But you might have noticed, in TV shows and other videos…the moon is big. And mighty far away. Oh yeah, it’s also not falling or being tossed. So you can’t catch it. All that being said, I wrote a song called “Catch The Moon”. Here it is…   Catch The Moon See the ball of light In the deep blue night. Shines like a big white whole not...2020-04-1505 minRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareDreams written down might keep you awake at nightWhat good are dreams written down? Before I go any further, I’m not talking about your dreams for how you’d like your life to go. Of course, it’s a good idea to write those down. And, in fact, it’s just … Read the rest The post Dreams written down might keep you awake at night appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2020-04-0405 minRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareFear free? Not me. It’s my fear that sets me free.Fear free? Uh…no You’ve probably seen those t-shirts, or caps, or bumper stickers. Right? The ones that say “No Fear” Sure, while it might sound macho, tough, or cool (or should I say, dope and sick?) it’s actually kinda stupid. … Read the rest The post Fear free? Not me. It’s my fear that sets me free. appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2020-04-0106 minRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareWorry wart is not a name you should have as a claim to fameAre you a worry wart? My mom is 82. She lives in eastern Kansas. And we talk a couple of times a week, by phone. By her own admission, she’s a worry wart. For those of you too young to … Read the rest The post Worry wart is not a name you should have as a claim to fame appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2020-03-3105 minRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareAre we there yet? There’s a running bet.“Dad, are we there yet?” Oh yeah. The dreaded (and yet predictable) are we there yet question. Maybe you remember, as a kid, how you or a brother or sister would get bored on a long family trip. And inevitably … Read the rest The post Are we there yet? There’s a running bet. appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2020-03-3007 minRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareFire and brimstone or a Heavenly ice cream coneFire and brimstone Yeah, we’re already getting close to April. And that means those April showers that bring May flowers. Of course, that leads to Memorial Day and backyard barbecues. Wanna try something a little different this year? How about … Read the rest The post Fire and brimstone or a Heavenly ice cream cone appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2020-03-2600 minRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareLizard brain on a train going down the drainYou don’t have a lizard brain No reptilian brain. Or paleomammalian brain. And certainly no neomammalian brain. (Hey, maybe that’s where they got the Neo character in The Matrix…no, I don’t think so.) Before I go any further, I gotta … Read the rest The post Lizard brain on a train going down the drain appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2020-03-2008 minRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareMake hay while the sun shines and accent your laugh linesMake hay while the sun shines It’s an old saying. But it’s still true. “Make hay while the sun shines” means to make the best of opportunity while it lasts. But these days there are huge amounts of doomsdayers and … Read the rest The post Make hay while the sun shines and accent your laugh lines appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2020-03-1706 minRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareOutside the box, inside the lines, up to the blue skies, down in the minesOutside the box and inside the lines They tell you to think outside the box. But then they say you should stay inside the lines of a proven system. Oh, what’s a human to do? And who’s right? The outsiders … Read the rest The post Outside the box, inside the lines, up to the blue skies, down in the mines appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2020-03-1605 minRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareTuesday morning motivation is my mental recreationOK, here’s your Tuesday morning motivation First, with a show of hands, how many of you even need some Tuesday morning motivation? How about afternoon? Or evening? Well, that’s too bad. I ain’t got none for you. Aw, just kidding. … Read the rest The post Tuesday morning motivation is my mental recreation appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2020-03-1007 minRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareInternational Women’s Day today tomorrow and yesterdayCelebrating International Women’s Day I’ve been a staunch supporter of the rights of women my entire adult life. No, I’m not a so-called “activist”. That just sounds silly to me. Because if you need to set aside one day and … Read the rest The post International Women’s Day today tomorrow and yesterday appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2020-03-0808 minRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to sharePythagorean Theorem is more than a magic serumOK, kids. Let’s talk about the Pythagorean Theorem. It actually sounds more complicated than it is. And writing it down certainly makes it look simple. a2 + b2 = c2 But that looks almost a little too simple. After all, it’s … Read the rest The post Pythagorean Theorem is more than a magic serum appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2020-03-0500 minRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareRhymes by Tony Funderburk - hundreds to shareColor of music notes when imagination floats Ah, the color of music notes The only reason I’m writing about the color of music notes, today, is because I feel like it. There’s no underlying or hidden message. And I’m not trying to get you to do, say, … Read the rest The post Color of music notes when imagination floats appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2020-03-0400 minthe Tony Funderburk FunderCastthe Tony Funderburk FunderCastMen and Women are not equal and there’s stress in this sequelMen and Women Are Not Equal “Well, Tony just jumped off the deep end again. Probably gonna tell us how and why men are more important than women.” Yeah, right. That’s exactly what I’m gonna do. Because I’ve never valued … Read the rest The post Men and Women are not equal and there’s stress in this sequel appeared first on Christian Writer Tony Funderburk.2020-02-1606 minTony Funderburk\'s Christian articles loaded with rhyme and reasonTony Funderburk's Christian articles loaded with rhyme and reasonMen and Women are not equal and there’s stress in this sequelMen and Women Are Not Equal “Well, Tony just jumped off the deep end again. Probably gonna tell us how and why men are more important than women.” Yeah, right. That’s exactly what I’m gonna do. Because I’ve never valued … Read the rest The post Men and Women are not equal and there’s stress in this sequel appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2020-02-1606 minHealthy habits - They help you discover the rhyme and reason for lifeHealthy habits - They help you discover the rhyme and reason for lifeLazy gluttons keep bustin’ their buttonsLazy Gluttons Uh-oh. Mom! Tony just started calling names! He called some people lazy gluttons. Don’t know what a glutton is, but pretty sure it’s not good. Because it comes after lazy. [powerpress_player] Why in the world am I talking … Read the rest The post Lazy gluttons keep bustin’ their buttons appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2020-02-0805 minthe Tony Funderburk FunderCastthe Tony Funderburk FunderCastLazy gluttons keep bustin’ their buttonsLazy Gluttons Uh-oh. Mom! Tony just started calling names! He called some people lazy gluttons. Don’t know what a glutton is, but pretty sure it’s not good. Because it comes after lazy. [powerpress_player] Why in the world am I talking … Read the rest The post Lazy gluttons keep bustin’ their buttons appeared first on Christian Writer Tony Funderburk.2020-02-0805 minTony Funderburk\'s Christian articles loaded with rhyme and reasonTony Funderburk's Christian articles loaded with rhyme and reasonLazy gluttons keep bustin’ their buttonsLazy Gluttons Uh-oh. Mom! Tony just started calling names! He called some people lazy gluttons. Don’t know what a glutton is, but pretty sure it’s not good. Because it comes after lazy. [powerpress_player] Why in the world am I talking … Read the rest The post Lazy gluttons keep bustin’ their buttons appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2020-02-0805 minArticles that reference the book of MatthewArticles that reference the book of MatthewResurrection Day brought to you by the wayResurrection Day 2019 This episode of Rhyme and Reason is based on something I wrote back in 2017. And subscribers to the podcast will hear my Resurrection Day song called “The Way”. I’m including the lyrics below. In the recording I also acknowledged my buddy, Greg, and his reference to the zombie apocalypse that already happened. Tune in to get the Bible reference he shared to prove his claim. And I sent a shout out to my cousin, Becky, in Oklahoma. Her mom, my aunt, died earlier this month. Becky sent me the nice m...2019-04-2111 minWords and Music Archives - Tony FunderburkWords and Music Archives - Tony FunderburkTruth in Words and Music Podcast – 130In this episode, Tony talks about dark days, indecision, pot, how the wind blows and a baby grows, and even colorblindness. And yet…it’s all positive and upbeat. Seriously. Stay tuned, P.S.  Your support for my Words and Music means the world … Read the rest The post Truth in Words and Music Podcast – 130 appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2015-12-1100 minWords and Music Archives - Tony FunderburkWords and Music Archives - Tony FunderburkPodcast Episode 129Episode 129 of THE Truth in Words and Music Podcast is ready to listen to. Tony talks about hypocritical love, being true to yourself, giving your all to God, and what to do when you’re feeling down and out. If … Read the rest The post Podcast Episode 129 appeared first on Tony Funderburk.2015-12-0220 minGalatians - discover the rhyme and reason for your life in this letter.Galatians - discover the rhyme and reason for your life in this letter.Living In The Household of FaithHave you ever felt like throwing your hands up in frustration at the lack of response (or even downright obstinance) from unbelievers? I certainly have, and if I only depended on myself, I’m certain I would have retreated into my own personal Christianity long ago. But Christians were admonished by Paul to not “grow weary while doing good especially to those who are of the household of faith“. It definitely gets tiresome to hear, for the umpteenth time, things like… “You think you’re better than me.” or “You just want everybody to believe just like you.” or “D...2014-10-2104 minFaith Hope Love - these prove there\'s a rhyme and reason for your lifeFaith Hope Love - these prove there's a rhyme and reason for your lifeWords And Music of Faith Hope And Love Podcast Episode 16The Tony Funderburk Podcast Episode 16 is available for listening or downloading. Click the blue button to hear words and music of faith hope and love or follow links and read the articles. In this podcast episode Tony shared his … Read the rest The post Words And Music of Faith Hope And Love Podcast Episode 16 appeared first on Christian Writer Tony Funderburk.2013-10-0921 minFaith Hope Love - these prove there\'s a rhyme and reason for your lifeFaith Hope Love - these prove there's a rhyme and reason for your lifeTony’s Faith Hope And Love Podcast Episode 15The Tony Funderburk Podcast Episode 15 is available for listening or downloading. Click the blue button to hear words and music of faith hope and love”and a big dose of optimism. There’s no need to let discouragement rule the day. … Read the rest The post Tony’s Faith Hope And Love Podcast Episode 15 appeared first on Christian Writer Tony Funderburk.2013-09-3024 minFaith Hope Love - these prove there\'s a rhyme and reason for your lifeFaith Hope Love - these prove there's a rhyme and reason for your lifeTony’s Podcast Episode 14 – Words And Music of Faith Hope And LoveI shared the audio version my words and music of faith, hope, and love…and a big dose of optimism in this week’s podcast. If you’ve been having a tough week…or if you’ve been looking for something to help you see … Read the rest The post Tony’s Podcast Episode 14 – Words And Music of Faith Hope And Love appeared first on Christian Writer Tony Funderburk.2013-09-2319 minFaith Hope Love - these prove there\'s a rhyme and reason for your lifeFaith Hope Love - these prove there's a rhyme and reason for your lifeTony Funderburk Podcast Episode 13 – Words and Music of Faith Hope and LoveAh…lucky 13…and it’s the episode where I transition the podcast from Rhyme Time to my new format of Words and Music of Faith, Hope, and Love. Be sure and leave me comments here or on the Podcast channel. Your feedback … Read the rest The post Tony Funderburk Podcast Episode 13 – Words and Music of Faith Hope and Love appeared first on Christian Writer Tony Funderburk.2013-09-1619 minFaith Hope Love - these prove there\'s a rhyme and reason for your lifeFaith Hope Love - these prove there's a rhyme and reason for your lifeRhyme Time Podcast Episode 8Hey there”Tony here with the Rhyme Time Podcast“Episode 8. In this week’s episode I read poems about” “nothing” how to have a fun day a rhyme time riddle my own story ink for the pen dazzle candy If you didn’t get … Read the rest The post Rhyme Time Podcast Episode 8 appeared first on Christian Writer Tony Funderburk.2013-08-1214 minFaith Hope Love - these prove there\'s a rhyme and reason for your lifeFaith Hope Love - these prove there's a rhyme and reason for your lifeRhyme Time Podcast Episode 7Hey there”Tony here with the Rhyme Time Podcast“Episode 7. In this week’s episode I read poems about” what’s in the middle of your heartbeat the cuteness of puppies and kids how sleep is good for the brain feeling good and happy … Read the rest The post Rhyme Time Podcast Episode 7 appeared first on Christian Writer Tony Funderburk.2013-08-0511 minFaith Hope Love - these prove there\'s a rhyme and reason for your lifeFaith Hope Love - these prove there's a rhyme and reason for your lifeRhyme Time Podcast Episode 6Hey there…Tony here with the Rhyme Time Podcast…Episode 6. In this week’s episode I read poems about… a big hole in your head different words for happy how chocolate can be good for you a giggle rocket a sloppy pelican … Read the rest The post Rhyme Time Podcast Episode 6 appeared first on Christian Writer Tony Funderburk.2013-07-2912 minFaith Hope Love - these prove there\'s a rhyme and reason for your lifeFaith Hope Love - these prove there's a rhyme and reason for your lifeRhyme Time Podcast Episode 5Hey there…Tony here, and I’m coming to you with the Rhyme Time Podcast Episode 5. We’re going strong now. Thanks for the input you’ve been emailing me. It’s awesome to know you’re out there listening and sharing with others. This … Read the rest The post Rhyme Time Podcast Episode 5 appeared first on Christian Writer Tony Funderburk.2013-07-2212 min