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TopicopediaEP163 | The Weapon of Ass DestructionIt’s Topicopedia Wednesday again! Hosted by Ste & Nicole. Jungles by Suno.2025-07-021h 24
TopicopediaEP153 | What’s Brown & Half Eaten?Your post-Easter episode of Topicopedia brought to you by Ste & Nicole2025-04-231h 40
TopicopediaEP144 | An Inch & a Half Isn’t Enough to Properly HandleFasten your seatbelts as Ste & Nicole take you for your weekly Topicopedia ride!2025-02-191h 20
TopicopediaEP136 | *HIC* A VERY Merry BINGO!!Download our bingo card from Topicopedia.online and play along with us!2024-12-251h 50
TopicopediaEP106 | There’s no Salad Cream Without Salad CocksGenny lec? Royal Mail? Bins? Get your weekly fix of Topicopedia2024-05-2957 minTopicopediaEP91 | I Hope You Like dragons, Because I’ll be Dragon My Balls Across Your Face tonightHappy Valentine’s Day, Topicopedia style!2024-02-141h 10
Topicopedia*Podmas 2023* EP24 | Annnnnd That’s a Wrap!You may have heard of Vlogmas, well welcome to Podmas! Your daily advent dose of Topicopedia, getting you in the mood for Christmas!2023-12-2424 minTopicopedia*Podmas 2023* EP23 | Merry Christmas & That Hamster up Your AssYou may have heard of Vlogmas, well welcome to Podmas! Your daily advent dose of Topicopedia, getting you in the mood for Christmas!2023-12-2320 minTopicopedia*Podmas 2023* EP22 | Most Played Christmas Songs of 2023You may have heard of Vlogmas, well welcome to Podmas! Your daily advent dose of Topicopedia, getting you in the mood for Christmas!2023-12-2229 minTopicopedia*Podmas 2023* EP21 | Worst Gifts Ever ReceivedYou may have heard of Vlogmas, well welcome to Podmas! Your daily advent dose of Topicopedia, getting you in the mood for Christmas!2023-12-2125 minTopicopedia*Podmas 2023* EP20 | Sending *Satisfactory* Wishes For a Very Special SeasonYou may have heard of Vlogmas, well welcome to Podmas! Your daily advent dose of Topicopedia, getting you in the mood for Christmas!2023-12-2023 minTopicopedia*Podmas 2023* EP19 | If You Don’t Like Someone, Don’t Get Them Coal, It’s Actually Worth SomethingYou may have heard of Vlogmas, well welcome to Podmas! Your daily advent dose of Topicopedia, getting you in the mood for Christmas!2023-12-1927 minTopicopedia*Podmas 2023* EP18 | We Like to go Raw Don’t WeYou may have heard of Vlogmas, well welcome to Podmas! Your daily advent dose of Topicopedia, getting you in the mood for Christmas!2023-12-1824 minTopicopedia*Podmas 2023* EP17 | This Sounds Like a Description For a DildoYou may have heard of Vlogmas, well welcome to Podmas! Your daily advent dose of Topicopedia, getting you in the mood for Christmas!2023-12-1738 minTopicopedia*Podmas 2023* EP16 | My Mom’s FartsYou may have heard of Vlogmas, well welcome to Podmas! Your daily advent dose of Topicopedia, getting you in the mood for Christmas!2023-12-1628 minTopicopedia*Podmas 2023* EP15 | Frizz on Your JizzYou may have heard of Vlogmas, well welcome to Podmas! Your daily advent dose of Topicopedia, getting you in the mood for Christmas!2023-12-1521 minTopicopedia*Podmas 2023* EP14 | Cuck on a DuckYou may have heard of Vlogmas, well welcome to Podmas! Your daily advent dose of Topicopedia, getting you in the mood for Christmas!2023-12-1414 minTopicopedia*Podmas 2023* EP13 | There’s More to Fill as You Get OlderYou may have heard of Vlogmas, well welcome to Podmas! Your daily advent dose of Topicopedia, getting you in the mood for Christmas!2023-12-1323 minTopicopedia*Podmas 2023* EP12 | Fiiiive Praaaaaawn RiiiiiingsYou may have heard of Vlogmas, well welcome to Podmas! Your daily advent dose of Topicopedia, getting you in the mood for Christmas!2023-12-1221 minTopicopedia*Podmas 2023* EP11 | I’m Not Surprised But I Am DisappointedYou may have heard of Vlogmas, well welcome to Podmas! Your daily advent dose of Topicopedia, getting you in the mood for Christmas!2023-12-1118 minTopicopedia*Podmas 2023* EP10 | I’m Just Gonna Bang EveryoneYou may have heard of Vlogmas, well welcome to Podmas! Your daily advent dose of Topicopedia, getting you in the mood for Christmas!2023-12-1024 minTopicopedia*Podmas 2023* EP9 | It’s Warm, Moist, & CreamyYou may have heard of Vlogmas, well welcome to Podmas! Your daily advent dose of Topicopedia, getting you in the mood for Christmas!2023-12-0926 minTopicopedia*Podmas 2023* EP8 | Let’s Both be Naughty and Save Santa a Trip this YearYou may have heard of Vlogmas, well welcome to Podmas! Your daily advent dose of Topicopedia, getting you in the mood for Christmas!2023-12-0838 minTopicopedia*Podmas 2023* EP7 | They’re Sending Me a Crusty Postman Now :(You may have heard of Vlogmas, well welcome to Podmas! Your daily advent dose of Topicopedia, getting you in the mood for Christmas!2023-12-0723 minTopicopedia*Podmas 2023* EP6 | I Love a Good Sh*t in the HallwayYou may have heard of Vlogmas, well welcome to Podmas! Your daily advent dose of Topicopedia, getting you in the mood for Christmas!2023-12-0618 minTopicopedia*Podmas 2023* EP4 | Whamageddon Has Rules.You may have heard of Vlogmas, we’ll welcome to Podmas! Your daily advent dose of Topicopedia, getting you in the mood for Christmas!2023-12-0432 minTopicopedia*Podmas 2023* Ep3 | You’ve Got to Lay it Before the Bangs then the Stuffing Comes LastYou may have heard of Vlogmas, we’ll welcome to Podmas! Your daily advent dose of Topicopedia, getting you in the mood for Christmas!2023-12-0323 minTopicopedia*Podmas 2023* EP2 | Never One to Turn Down a SausageYou may have heard of Vlogmas, we’ll welcome to Podmas! Your daily advent dose of Topicopedia, getting you in the mood for Christmas!2023-12-0219 minTopicopedia*Podmas 2023* Ep1 | My Parents Know How to Give us all a Really Good Bang!You may have heard of Vlogmas, we’ll welcome to Podmas! Your daily advent dose of Topicopedia, getting you in the mood for Christmas!2023-12-0125 min
TopicopediaEP71 | Can We Make a ‘Calorie Refund’ a Thing?Disappointing cake is disappointing.2023-09-271h 26TopicopediaEP70 | They Have Some Weird Fish in South AfricaMore fun and games from your favourite duo!2023-09-201h 34TopicopediaEP69 | The Under-Boob Sweat is so Real Right NowEpisode 69… wonder what what could mean?!2023-09-131h 28TopicopediaEP68 | Love Is… Turning Your Bike Around & Receiving a BlumpkinThere are no words…2023-09-071h 31TopicopediaEP67 | Who is the Most Popular Guy at the Nudist Colony?Another fun-filled episode with Nicole & Ste2023-08-301h 28TopicopediaEP66 | Why Do Walruses Love a Tupperware Party?More shenanigans from Nicole & Ste2023-08-231h 37TopicopediaEP65 | I Love a Muffin, MeAnother fun-packed episode from Nicole & Ste2023-08-161h 12TopicopediaEP64 | For that Price I want CocaineMore shenanigans from Nicole & Ste2023-08-091h 22TopicopediaEP63 | Clitoris St Mary - The 8th Wonder of the WorldAnother weekly helping of Nicole & Ste, reading reviews for things you never knew you needed!2023-08-021h 20TopicopediaEP62 | Farting Urinal GuyAI Peter? Seagulls? Toilet etiquette? It’s all here!2023-07-261h 11TopicopediaEP61 | Lavatorial ProfanityMore Funny 1* reviews? OKAY!2023-07-191h 22TopicopediaEP60 | Why is Diarrhoea Hereditary?Funny 1* reviews, EasyJet, NFT’s… So much to unpack this week!2023-07-121h 28TopicopediaEP59 | I’ve Been Doing ‘Being Wet’ Wrong my Whole LifeWe discuss our fantasy Come Dine With Me menus, and ruin our listener’s chosen super powers!2023-07-051h 24TopicopediaEP58 | Seven Inches is Enough!Nicole loses her taste buds whilst recording2023-06-281h 24TopicopediaEP57 | What do You Call a Cheap Circumcision?We do not tolerate cyber stalking2023-06-211h 07TopicopediaEP56 | I’m Not Squirting it at You, Darlin’!This week we talk anything, including Nicole’s wedding speech, tattoos, Room 101, and what makes you envious.2023-06-141h 17TopicopediaEP55 | Dogging License TrainingWhat things shouldn’t be embarrassing but they are? We delve into it2023-06-071h 22TopicopediaEP54 | Can I Get Red Sauce on My Fish Fingers Please?What can you say both at a drive thru and in the bedroom? This is where you can find out!2023-05-311h 08TopicopediaEP53 | I Flashed Him my ArseJoin us for a weekly catch up!2023-05-261h 16TopicopediaEP52 | HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOPICOPEDIAThis week we are celebrating our first birthday! Come join us for the celebrations!2023-05-171h 21TopicopediaEP51 | Please Use Dildos ResponsiblyThis week we discuss the coronation of King Charles and Queen Camilla, how NOT to use a giant black dildo, and so much more!2023-05-101h 14TopicopediaEP50 | Petty PartyThis week we are back with more random discussions!2023-05-031h 03TopicopediaEP49 | For Rectal Use OnlyThis week we discuss the recent emergency phone alerts, as well as social media’s DJ Audits and the lady who got banned from Asda for sticking googly eyes (and other things) on the produce, and we talk about poor customer service.2023-04-251h 02TopicopediaEP48 | Have You Heard of Cole’s Law?This week we discuss hyper-realistic AI photos, stereotypes of different countries, and much more!2023-04-181h 13TopicopediaEP47 | Hippocrocatrollpigs Belong in the JungleThis week we discuss 15 minute cities, taste test another Prime flavour, and make up more silly stories with YOUR submitted words!2023-04-121h 09TopicopediaEP46 | You Can’t Have an Unevenly Distributed Load (or Dry Beans)More weekly shenanigans from Nicole and Ste2023-04-051h 28TopicopediaEP45 | You Killed your Nan with a Ridiculously Over-sized Buttplug that you Bought from Amazon?Silly Alphabet Sentences. That is all.2023-03-281h 24TopicopediaEP44 | You’ve Gotta Have a Little Sniff of Your Box Now and ThenWe finally taste test Prime hydration drinks, and does someone finally guess what’s in Nicole’s box?!?!2023-03-211h 10TopicopediaEP43 | They’ve Got Me on Speed DialThis week we play a game of would you rather, and get nostalgic over adverts with catchy songs in them!2023-03-1459 minTopicopediaEP42 | It’s Not Gon’ Slide Down Easy if it Ain’t CheesyThis week we bring to your attention the sad news about Brian Barczyk’s diagnosis, and we discuss SmartHome.2023-03-071h 05TopicopediaEP41 | Homemade Bungee Jumping Cords Don’t Work as WellThis week we discuss cashless society and Darwin Awards!2023-03-011h 17TopicopediaEP40 | A Bit of Shrapnel to Pop on the Fridge When I get HomeThis week we discuss our half terms, dangerous dog treats, and things we would bin off forever in Room 1012023-02-221h 31TopicopediaEP39 | Well, I Thought She Just FartedThis week we discuss gross food combinations, the Chinese balloon, and things you can say both at the pub and in the bedroom!2023-02-141h 00TopicopediaEP38 | Much Betta!This week we discuss drunk stories, subliminally advertising, and Gary Glitter2023-02-081h 15TopicopediaEP37 | Can I Pee in the Sink?This week we discuss a myriad of things from arcade game hacks, to time travel conspiracies!2023-01-311h 31TopicopediaEP36 | I Need to Pop onto PornHub a Minute, BoysThis week we discuss Porn Hub’s UK search statistics last year, MK Ultra, and we do a quiz to determine what we should be doing with our lives in 2023.2023-01-241h 28TopicopediaEP35 | What’s in Nicole’s Box?This week we talk about celebrities’ final tweets before their death, and weird Disney facts!2023-01-171h 23TopicopediaEP34 | That was Surprisingly FillingThis week we catch up on our New Year’s antics! We touch on some current affairs, and talk through things you can say both at the dinner table and in the bedroom!2023-01-111h 12TopicopediaEP33 | BEST of TOPICOPEDIA 2022This week, we recap some of our favourite parts of Topicopedia in our first year!2023-01-041h 10TopicopediaEP32 | Baked Bean Farts for Luck & ProsperityThis week we discuss all things New Year! From talking about our plans for NY, to superstitions, to resolutions!2022-12-271h 10TopicopediaEP31 | *CHRISTMAS SPECIAL*This week we discuss all things Christmas!2022-12-2047 minTopicopediaEP30 | Taylor Swift aint got Shit on Me, Bro!This week we discuss celebrities who started out on MySpace, chemtrails, and annoying habits from people that you live with!2022-12-131h 28
TopicopediaEP29 | IN THE SIGHT OF SOUND | Topicopedia x CJ PetersonThis week we have an incredibly special guest join us on the show, author of In the Sight of Sound, CJ Peterson! We discuss his debut book release, talk about Area 51, and we ask CJ if he can fathom the meanings of some of our British terms and phrases which aren’t widely used in the US, where he is from!
For details of CJ’s book, visit: https://inthesightofsound.com2022-12-061h 50TopicopediaEP28 | My Postman Can Click Me in Any Day, Darlin’This week we discuss notable news items, the Netflix show about the Pepsi Points court case, and Black Friday! We also do a couple of quizzes sent in by listeners!2022-11-291h 17TopicopediaEP27 | There’s Nothing Quite Like Farting in a Crowded ClubThis week waste talks about his trip to Benidorm, we discuss loft etiquette, and how to save energy and keep warm in the winter.2022-11-231h 17TopicopediaEP26 | I Didn’t Know Until I KnewThis week we discuss current affairs, whether the moon landing in 1969 really took place, and BuzzFeed quizzes!2022-11-151h 04TopicopediaEP25 | Could You Check My Balls for Me to See if I’m Alive?This week we discuss Prime Hydration Drinks, the Paul  McCartney conspiracy, and back by popular demand, we listen to more misheard lyrics!2022-11-091h 25
TopicopediaEP24 | When You F*ck Up Your Latin Homework & Demon Shows Nexts to YouThis week we have a guest joining us in our discussions! We chat about superstitions, question whether or not Finland is a real place, and discuss weird things people have done in their sleep (with clips of Nicole sleep talking- don’t sleep on this).2022-11-021h 34
TopicopediaEP23 | *HALLOWEEN SPECIAL*This week we deliver you a spooktacular special Halloween episode, where we introduce our first Conspiracy Corner, listen to your spooky stories, and read out some Halloween chat-up lines!2022-10-261h 24TopicopediaEP22 | A Greasy Box to Put Your Bone InThis week we discuss Instagram scams, online dating, and 5 minute crafts. We had a lot of fun recording this episode, so we hope you enjoy!2022-10-191h 18TopicopediaEP21 | Dogs Are NOT Polite About Waking You UpThis week we discuss the current Royal Mail and Rail strikes, as well as trying to solve the dilemma of what you do when you’re staying at someone’s house and you’re awake whilst they’re asleep. Plus we serve you many more side topics, read out your feedback, and of course compete for the Meme of the Week crown!2022-10-121h 15TopicopediaEP20 | Ste’s Mouse JigglerThis week we discuss the weirdest stuff we’ve bought, tattoos, and what we would do if we the last person on earth. Plus, we have feedback from your favourite, Uncle Jerry!2022-10-041h 06TopicopediaEP19 | Sit on My Face so I Can Eat My Way to Your Heart?This week we hear Ste’s customer service stories from this week, discuss things which cost more than they should, chat up lines, and bad neighbours. We also answer your listener questions.2022-09-281h 07TopicopediaEP18 | I’m a Big SuckerThis week is all about TANGENTS. And alcohol ❤️2022-09-221h 09TopicopediaEP17 “You Need to Stand Up for Yourself & What You Believe & Sometimes Kick Some Ass” -Elizabeth IIQueen Elizabeth II Special. Thank you for your service, Ma’am.2022-09-1427 minTopicopediaEP16 | Why is Plymouth Like Las Vegas?This week we casually catch up on STE’S Benidorm adventures, and we have a good ol’ British moan about the cost of living crisis.2022-09-0738 minTopicopediaEP15 | Double DipThis week we discuss unusual tech, wedding traditions, and kids food that you still enjoy! Of course we also answer questions sent in by YOU, and Meme of the Week is BACK!2022-08-311h 08TopicopediaEP14 | M.O.GThis week we discuss supermarket pricing, irrational irritations, and weird music videos, and of course we also answer your listener questions2022-08-241h 02TopicopediaEP13 | 33 FightsThis week we discuss interesting homes, time travel, and assisted suicide. Plus we answer questions our listeners have sent in!2022-08-1739 minTopicopediaEP12 | Explosive FartingThis week we discuss Insta reels, funny autocorrect fails, and answer which superpower we would have!2022-08-1044 minTopicopediaEP11 | I Can’t Forget the Semen on Your Face as You Were LeavingThis week we discuss meta world, misheard lyrics, and couriers. We also answer your listener questions!2022-08-0359 minTopicopediaEP10 | I Just Want To Get OffThis week we discuss dog breeding, annoying habits, and things you can say both at a fairground and in bed. Of course we also read out your listener feedback and we answer questions you’ve sent in.2022-07-2750 minTopicopediaEP9| Out of Nowhere This Head Came Through the WindowThis week we discuss the current heatwave, Fiver, Cats, and common sayings that people get wrong! And of course we read out your listener feedback :))2022-07-201h 10TopicopediaEP8 | Uncle Jerry’s Dick PicThis Week we discuss annoying office lingo, weird habits, and strange phobias! Of course as usual we also read out your listener feedback. And battle it out to see who can win Meme of the Week!2022-07-131h 01TopicopediaEP7 | The World’s Being Run By ChihuahuasThis week we discuss NFTs, Elon Musk’s Neuralink, and ask what’s the pettiest reason you’ve dumped someone?2022-06-2948 minTopicopediaEP6 | Brown WillyThis week we discuss pretentious LinkedIn job titles, funny place names, and Pride!2022-06-2242 minTopicopediaEP5 | A Pie on a BarmThis week we discuss a lost passport, names for mealtimes, & weird dreams. Also we read out your (very juicy) petty revenge stories!2022-06-1559 minTopicopediaEP4 | Binley Mega ChippyWeekly podcast discussing various topics
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https://www.refuge.org.uk2022-06-0851 minTopicopediaEP3 | Guard Your PastyWeekly discussions with Nicole and Ste. This week we talk about WhatsApp, Pigeons, and MLMs. Don’t forget to send us your feedback and suggestions to:
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Email - topicopedia@gmail.com2022-05-2343 minTopicopediaEP2 | Pill Popping InterludeThis week we are discussing fake Ukraine TikTok coverage, cost of living/energy crisis, and the crumbling NHS. Plus, Nicole and Ste put forward their favourite memes for the week, in a bid to see who can win Meme of the Week.2022-05-1743 minTopicopediaEP1 | Bonjour Mein Amigos!Meet Ste and Nicole, your Topicopedia hosts, and get a taste for what’s to come in future episodes!
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Or email us your feedback and suggestions to topicopedia@gmail.com2022-05-1133 min