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Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD: LAFC v Chelsea (FIFA Club World Cup Group Stage)Travis reports live from Mercedes Benz Stadium in Atlanta with SPECIAL GUEST HOSTS Erik Holstrum of the Section 128 podcast, and Heel of The Foot, Geoff Tock, as Darren and Vince report live to their desks at their respective 9-5 jobs! Happy Foot Sad Foot; The New Class discuss LAFC's RESPECTABLE 2-0 loss to Chelsea in their first Club World Cup match. We get a stadium vibe check from Travis, and the question is raised: did the LAFC fans win vs Chelsea fans in the stands? We say: yes. But also, can LAFC make it out of the group stage...2025-06-1721 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastMONTREAL MATCH PREVIEW: Club De (Happy) FootAfter an intense week of rivalry matches against Vancouver, Seattle, and Carson, LAFC has an equally big match against our biggest rival of all: MONTREAL!!!! Travis, Darren, and Vince break down LAFC's lack of late game stability, talk all things Delgado controversy, and Travis somehow got us intel about Cengiz Under??? Plus, we take your questions, comments, and tips and some of them read like straight up porn? Never thought we'd have a good episode about Montreal, but we do? Weird!Want to skip the banter? Storylines start at 12:26.New Merch Available NOW.2025-05-211h 19

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastST LOUIS MATCH PREVIEW: The Rise of Yolo DoloREMINDER: NO POST-GAME LIVESTREAM THIS WEEK!Is it time for the rise of Yolo Dolo? Travis, Darren, and Vince are here to break down the seemingly rejuvenated LAFC attack, talk about our brand new roster signings, and figure out what the hell St Louis Style Pizza really is. Plus, they create a brand new Mount Rushmore for LAFC: the worst LAFC signings of all time (and I promise one name on the list will genuinely show you). Is Bouanga back? Is Giroud good now? Will Darren and Travis crush at their comedy show this weekend? ALL...2025-04-241h 08

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastMIAMI / HOUSTON MATCH PREVIEW: Messi-ssiah ComplexThis is normally an LAFC podcast, but this week we talk about Messi for like an hour. It's honestly almost entirely about Messi and if we can beat Messi. Even in the second segment, we play a game to see who get's Travis' extra ticket to see Messi. Darren Vince and Travis break down all the Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi. Then, we talk Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi, Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi and Messi. And as always Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi Messi...2025-04-0158 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD: LAFC v Sporting Kansas CityThis episode did not have our own Travis Helwig, but instead it did KINDA have EVERYTHING else??? Our first caller from the stands in the middle of another MLS match in progress in another country; a special visit from Carlos of Global Diplomatic; an insane call from Heel Of The Foot Geoff Tock, who of course wanted to talk about anything but the match: other TV writers, strip clubs in Tijuana, the USMNT, hypothetical imspossible MLS trades, and of course he takes time to trash takes from other callers... and also a cameo in the chat from our friends...2025-03-2348 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastKANSAS CITY MATCH PREVIEW: 200th Episode Extravaganza!!!!200 episodes in, and Travis still can't name a single LAFC2 player! Vince, Darren and Travis are here to discuss all the storylines heading into this week's match up like why this season has felt so frustrating, what the offense will look like without Denis Bouanga, and the birthplace of Ed Asner! Plus, we play a game about how boring Kansas City is, and of course we make some bets. But most of all, THANK YOU FOR 200 EPISODES. WE LOVE YOU BYEEEEEE.0:00 - Intro5:30 - StorylinesEnter Our InterMiami Ticket Giveaway Thanks...2025-03-2045 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastSEATTLE / COLUMBUS MATCH PREVIEWS: Better Than Revenge (Dolo's Version)Two games. Two revenge stories. Two hosts. RIP Darren Miller. Travis and Vince hold down the fort and discuss everything you need to know about a week that will mean a lot for the psyche of LAFC fans. We discuss our dominating win against Columbus and what we have to do to bring it home in the second leg, and then we chat with Noah Riffe from Lobbing Scorchers about just why this Seattle Sounders team is even scarier this year. Let's be honest, this episode is mostly Vince being smart and Travis saying things like "are we back?"...2025-03-0658 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC Podcast2024 LAFC SEASON RECAP: We'll Always Have Open CupEXTENDED RAW UNCUT VERSION OVER ON PATREON.Travis: "hi chatgpt, write my a fun podcast description for an episode where darren, vince, and travis break down all the ups and downs of the 2024 lafc season which was disappointing at times and joyous at other. And do it all in under 6 sentences."ChatGPT: "Join Darren, Vince, and Travis as they dive into the whirlwind that was LAFC’s 2024 season! From nail-biting victories to head-scratching defeats, the trio unpacks every twist and turn of a campaign that had fans laughing, crying, and everything in between. Wh...2024-12-051h 14

We Signed An NDAARCHIVE: Asbestos to Hollywood (w/ Travis Helwig)"Gobble, gobble." Happy (almost) Turkey Day everyone! This week, we're bringing back one of our favorite episodes from the WSANDA archive: the gals interview mensch, daytime television survivor, and supportive husband Travis Helwig. He worked for Ellen (Shmellen DeShmeneres), Billy on the Street, and Adam Ruins Everything, among others ... and all of that was totally fine and chill! Tune in to hear some WILD BTS stories, Travis's thoughts on NDAs, and the tale of how he made it "to Hollywood from Asbestos, Connecticut."For dessert, Ann and Amanda pay homage to another volume-challenged comedian, Mr. Billy...2024-11-271h 03

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastSPORTING KC MATCH PREVIEW: Are We Back? Or Do We Have Food Poisoning?Travis takes time out between bouts of food poisoning to call into our pregame show with the storylines on everyone's mind: ARE WE BACK YET??? Also, does Bouanga have a shot at the Golden Boot? Will Sporting Kansas City be out for revenge on Saturday? Or are they just kinda... done? And it's the long awaited return of the Official Happy Foot Sad Foot Quarterly Review! You'll NEVER GUESS the SHOCKING TRUTH behind who is our new LAFC Fantasy Goals leader heading into the final stretch. Check out the video version of this episode if you wanna see Travis...2024-10-0451 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastTIJUANA / VANCOUVER MATCH PREVIEW: Two Games One CupGood news: Travis is back! Bad news: Travis is back! Darren, Vince, and Travis break down everything you need to know about our group stage matches, fill out theirleagues cup brackets, and of course, talk about Vanni Sartini's fascination with Steve's Cherundolo. Plus, Travis lets us in on what he learned about football in Europe, and Vince explains what a Xolo is. Leagues Cup is back baby, AND IT'S NOT A CASH GRAB I PROMISE!!!Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch available now at HappyFootSadFootPod.com.Twitter...2024-07-241h 00

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD: LAFC v New Mexico UnitedWell, we certainly grew the game (girth-wise). It's HaFoSaFo After Dark and Vince, Darren, and Travis break down the incredible (?) victory against USL's top side New Mexico United. We talk about Martinez' up and down game, the truly great fans from New Mexico, and spend way too long begging US Soccer to not hire Steve Cherundolo. Also the game took place at 11pm at night so the podcast was absolutely unhinged. We have ALWAYS LOVED the US Open Cup!!! Travis is off to Berlin to tell those euro-snobs what a REAL Cup match looks like.Join...2024-07-1138 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastAUSTIN / SAN JOSE MATCH PREVIEW: Keep Austin MidWhile Travis watches the Tony Awards (because he's at the Tony Awards), Darren cold-reads Travis' Austin FC and San Jose storylines: can LAFC win in Austin? Can they leapfrog RSL and take over first place in the West? Does anyone care about San Jose? Is it all a big ole' trap? Will Darren survive whatever Travis makes him read? IS AUSTIN WEIRD????? The answers to all this and other answers to other questions you'd never think to ask in this DINCE-SCLUSIVE double match preview pod.Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.2024-06-1757 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastORLANDO MATCH PREVIEW: More Like BORE-lando, Am I Right?And we're back! LAFC sits just 3 points out of the lead in the West and only 96% humidity stands in their way! Vince, Darren, and Travis break down everything you need to know about this Saturday's match including Hugo's streak, Tillman's absence, and whether or not we knew Chanot was from Luxembourg. Plus, we play a game comparing Disneyland to Disneyworld and discuss what the new goalkeeper signing means for LAFC. Then, unfortunately, Travis gets VERY detailed about what he thinks goes on at funeral home. Orlando? More like OrlanDON'T, am I right? I'll come up with something better for...2024-06-1254 min

We Signed An NDAAsbestos to Hollywood (w/ Travis Helwig)"I don't hate you. I just see you." If one thing's for sure on this season of Summer House, it's that Paige freakin' DeSorbo rides HARD for her girls. In the first installment of the SH8 Reunion, we graze the Carl-Lindsay breakup, but the real drama starts when Andy steers the conversation toward the Ciara-West summer situationship. The girlies rush to Ciara's defense and it is both beautiful and terrifying. Wonder what West's DMs are lookin like now ... ("We were all rooting for you!" - Tyra Banks)Ann also recaps an unhinged YouTube Live show (aka...2024-06-121h 27

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastSAN JOSE / VEGAS MATCH PREVIEW: Double Down Double EpisodeTwo matches in one week? What is this... 2023? Darren, Travis, and Vince are back with a DOUBLE EPISODE covering our Levi Stadium match up against the San Jose Earthquakes and the US Open Cup match up against a team with kiddie pools lining the stadium. We talk LAFC's surprisingly good April, we give all the players Vegas recs, and spend way too long talking just how full Levi Stadium will look on Saturday. Plus, Travis plugs his wife's show for way too long. If the house always wins, I hope the house is owned by Will Ferrell!!!! 2024-05-0257 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastCOLORADO MATCH PREVIEW: More Like LOL-orado w/ Tom Bogert of The AthleticRED ALERT! TOM BOGERT IS ON THE POD TO TALK ABOUT OUR NEW FRENCH SIGNINGS! RED ALERT! Travis, Darren, and Vince break down everything you need to know about our new French boys, discuss just how back with think the team is, and Travis bonks his head really hard and goes into concussion protocol. Folks... it's a WEIRD ONE! Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch available now at HappyFootSadFootPod.com.Twitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootJ...2024-03-2853 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD: LAFC v Sporting KCThis game had everything: no goals, terrible passing, and a scab ref randomly ending the game on a goal scoring opportunity. It was pure, uncut MLS and we hated every minute! Darren, Vince, and Travis break down everything you need to know, from Bouanga's frustrating start to the season, to Martinez's flash of brillaince, to Kiké's struggles, we cover it all. Plus Travis is drunk and a few callers shut his drunk ass down. MAJOR LEAGUE SOCCER!Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch available now at HappyFootSadFootPod.com.2024-03-1037 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastKANSAS CITY MATCH PREVIEW: Thwarting Kansas CityWe finally shoveled the snow off the pitch and we're ready to play some real football. Travis (he's back!) breaks down all the storylines leading up to the Saturday's match, Vince breaks down the tactics, and Darren breaks down in tears after Vince and Travis shove him into a locker. Plus we talk Vela rumors, how we tried to bribe Tom Bogert for scoops, and Travis adds a certain Frenchman to his goal scorer draft. See you at BMO baby!Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch available now at...2024-03-0740 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastREAL SALT LAKE MATCH PREVIEW: Pay the refs so we can yell at them!Darren and Vince preview LAFC's first Brunch Match against Real Salt Lake on Saturday. With Bogusz and Tillman both scoring last week, will we keep relying on Bouanga for goals, or will others keep stepping up too? Is Chicho the most missed player in LAFC history? Does he ever mention us or like talk about us or like ask how we're doing or anything? Like why won't he text me back? AND in a special segment, in case you missed what we put out as a standalone clip this week, guest host Adam Conover (Factually!, Adam Ruins Everything) interviews...2024-02-2953 min

AudiobookishEdith! by Gonzalo Cordova and Travis HelwigEpisode Notes We discuss Edith! which is a historical fiction podcast written and created by Gonzalo Cordova and Travis Helwig, produced by QCode and Crooked Media starring Rosamund Pike about Edith Wilson. It was directed by Maureen Bharoocha. We're looking for guests. Get in touch if you want to talk about audiobooks! The episode is brought to you by Alexandra Park BJJ. At Alexandra Park BJJ, we aim to be inclusive, everyone can benefit from this incredible art form, not just the athletic or ultra-competitive. So, if you want to develop core strength, build endu...2024-01-3032 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastLAFC v COLUMBUS MLS CUP PREVIEW: Run It Back.5am Spirit Airlines flight here we come. In our FINAL preview episode of the season, Darren, Vince, and Travis break down ALL the storylines you need to know for MLS Cup (including MLS's sanctions of the 3252), Travis talks to Patrick Murphy from the Columbus Crew podcast Massive Report, and we hear some of your favorite memories of the season and they DON'T MAKE US CRY because we are TOUGH MEN.. See you in Columbus, baby. I love youuuu byeeeeeeeeee.Check out Patrick Murphy on TwitterListen to the Massive Report podcastJoin our Patreon a...2023-12-071h 22

The CooligansReferee controversies galore in the MLS Playoffs quarter-finals! feat. comedy writer Travis HelwigWith the 2023 MLS Cup Playoffs down to the final four teams, we had to invite comedy writer and co-host of the Happy Foot Sad Foot podcast, Travis Helwig, in-studio to talk LAFC and so much more! The MLS Playoffs quarter-finals round was as thrilling as it was controversial! Travis joins Christian and Alexis to break down the four QF matchups and discuss the insane referee decisions that impacted each game. The guys also take a deep dive into LAFC and Denis Bouanga's dominance to get Travis' thoughts on a potential MLS Cup repeat. You won't want to m...2023-11-281h 02

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastVANCOUVER MATCH PREVIEW: One (Decision) Day MoreIt's a COUV-SPLOSION! Decision Day is upon us and the boys in Black and Gold have to go to finish the season in the most boring city in MLS: Vancouver! Darren and Travis break down all the Decision Day scenarios in a very tight table, compare just how hard they both believe in Stipe Biuk, and our hosts finally admit they have Soccer Senioritis. And most importantly, Travis chastises Darren for having never seen Titanic.Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch available now at HappyFootSadFootPod.com.Subscribe to...2023-10-1643 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastOops! All Banter #3: Travis Could Beat Up Tyler Miller *TEASER*Oops! It's an absolute loose fest over here. In this Patreon-only episode, Vince, Travis, and Darren talk all about all the important stuff, like which LAFC player would help in a zombie apocalypse, who is the ideal kit sponsor for the team, and where would you take Georgio Chiellini to try to make him think you have good taste. Plus, at the end, we reveal the one fan of the show we really hate. You'll never guess! OOOOOPS! If you want to hear the full episode, head over to the Patreon!Join our Patreon and help us...2023-10-1307 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD: LAFC v AustinWhat Texas Curse? LAFC has their best week of the season, rolling over Austin 4-2 after our 5-1 trouncing of Minnesota on Wednesday. In this episode, Geoff Tock is optimistic, Travis has a cold, and we finally saw Joey's one bar! Plus, Olivera and Tillman finally find the back of the net! We are back baby!!!Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch available now at HappyFootSadFootPod.com.Twitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootJoin our Patreon and help us keep m...2023-10-0837 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD: LAFC v MinnesotaI mean... Bouanga Blast hat trick, Fufu hittin the griddy, AND we clinched the playoffs? We are so back, baby! Travis, Darren, and Vince breakdown the absolute delight of a matchthat was our 5-1 victory against Minnesota United. Sure, Olivera could have scored 40 more, but I'm not complaining. Plus, Geoff Tock calls in around the 30th minute if you wanna turn off the podcast then. What scoring drought??? Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch available now at HappyFootSadFootPod.com.Subscribe to Vince's LAFC substack.Follow Vince o...2023-10-0544 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastTIGRES/CAMPEONES CUP + RSL MATCH PREVIEW: Three Cup MontyThe MLS season homestretch is interrupted by an opportunity to take home some hardware in the Campeones Cup! But do we want it if it means sacrificing our best chance at the MLS Cup!? What hardware DO we want anyway? WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING HERE? WHAT IS "WINNING" ANYWAY??? Travis is gone forever*, so Darren and Vince take the reigns and try to answer all these questions and more, including a DEFINITIVE ranking of every piece of hardware an MLS team can win. The takes get hot n' spicy, but not as hot n' spicy as the jersey l...2023-09-2645 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastST LOUIS / PHILLY MATCH PREVIEW: Oooh, That's A Tight Table!The final six games of the season are upon us and oooh that's a tight table. In this episode, Vince humiliates Travis by making it obvious he doesn't know anything about soccer. Travis shoots on Jim Curtain and anyone who says he's a good dresser. And Darren does his absolute best to learn math. Ya know, a regular ol' soccer podcast! Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch available now at HappyFootSadFootPod.com.Subscribe to Vince's LAFC substack.Follow Vince on Twitter.Twitter: @HaFoSaFoY...2023-09-1944 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD: LAFC v Carson GalaxyPayasos gonna payaso. Vince, Darren and Travis break down the most fun El Tráfico in a long time, featuring the Bouanga redemption arc, Hollinghead's golazo, and THE RETURN OF THE MAX. We cover everything from LAFC's chances at MLS Cup, to Dolo's line up changes, to Raheem Edward's humiliation. Plus, some nipples stop by to say hello. LA IS BLACK AND GOLD.Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch available now at HappyFootSadFootPod.com.Subscribe to Vince's LAFC substack.Follow Vince on Twitter.Twitter: @H...2023-09-1747 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastEL TRÁFICO MATCH PREVIEW: Tears Of A Payaso w/ Kevin BaxterWell, at least this game isn't scary or important or stressful, right guys? Right!? As with every Carson match preview, Darren and Travis yell about why El Tráfico is a good name for the rivalry, explain why people shouldn't fight in bathrooms in front of their children, and eventually break down all the important storylines heading into the derby. Plus, Travis is joined by Pulitzer Prize contributor Kevin Baxter, the soccer journalist at the LA Times, who walks us through why the LA Galaxy have turned it around, and why he isn't an LA Galaxy fan even though o...2023-09-1447 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD: LAFC v Portland TimbersThe dream of the full '90 died in Portland. Darren and Vince take the reigns after a loss in Portland so depressing and thorough that Travis, an LAFC fan trying to enjoy any woods at all, was forced to take the L too and was stripped of his internet connection. But that also set the bar high for Darren and Vince to descend further into darkness than "millennial stuck alone in the woods with no internet," so they let Heel of The Foot Geoff Tock come on and liken state of the season to euthanizing a pet, and that...2023-09-1048 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPORTLAND MATCH PREVIEW: Keep Portland BadIn our 69th episode (NICE!) Darren and Travis do a little self-care after a soul-crushing loss to Miami at home. As always, they break all the storylines of the match, make some bets, and a Silverlake Witch leads them in an LAFC-specific meditation. Plus, Darren spends a good 10 minutes talking about a bug. Just like you all wanted! Now let's go physically assault a lumberjack!Join our $5 Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch available now at HappyFootSadFootPod.com.Twitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootF...2023-09-0736 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD: LAFC v InterMiami CFSo many sad feet, we could open a foot clinic. Vince La Rosa (new co-host!) joins Travis and Darren to break down that demoralizing loss at home to the greatest player of all time, Benjamin Cremaschi. Then Kirk Kinsey from the Counter Press podcast talks about what happened and where we go from here, Geoff Tock somehow becomes a fan favorite, and LAX Andy reminds us all to meditate. That one hurt.Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch available now at HappyFootSadFootPod.com.Subscribe to Vince's LAFC substack.2023-09-0443 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastMIAMI MATCH PREVIEW: Blessy This MessiEveryone take a deep breath. It's finally happening... this Sunday, Leo Messi is going to get nutmegged by Stipe Biuk. In this truly deranged episode, Travis and Darren will break down all of the storylines around the GOAT's arrival in LA, then play a game to make it easier to root against the guy, and finally review the brand new re-opened The Fields LA at BMO Stadium. Plus, we make some bets that we already made weeks earlier. I hope Messi likes Olly the Falcon. I think he will. I bet he will. He will. He definitely will. Yeah...2023-09-0136 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD: LAFC v Charlotte FC w/ Vince La Rosa & Kirk KinseyYou may not have liked that game, but you're gonna like this post-game! Travis, Darren and Vince break down a deeply boring game with one of the most fun post-game shows we've had in a while. Joined by Kirk Kinsey from The Counter Press podcast, Geoff Tock, the devil posing as a human, and some man named Andy in a gas station, we spend 20 minutes talking about Aaron Long, 10 minutes talking about Mario Gonzalez, and then a lot of time asking ourselves why we watch MLS. Well, I guess you can say we couldn't find the CLT. J...2023-08-2739 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD: LAFC v Colorado w/ Vince La RosaWho needs Messi when you have Christian Olivera? Travis, Darren, and Vince breakdown the absolute blast of a match from an LAFC team that looks the best they have all season. We talk Hollingshead's shot/cross. We talk Mario finding the right spots. We talk Vela being absolutely 100% back. And then for a little while Heel of the Foot Geoff Tock comes on and he absolutely ruins the show. 17 goals in 4 games? THAT AIN'T BAD FOLKS!Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch available now at HappyFootSadFootPod.com.Subscribe...2023-08-2443 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastCOLORADO MATCH PREVIEW: Rock You Like A Hurricane w/ Fran Taylor (Colorado Rapids Sporting Director)LAFC is good. But are they good enough to win in a Hurricane? Travis and Darren break down all of this week's stormy story lines, make some bets, and then Darren catches up with his childhood soccer teammate Fran Taylor, who is the current Sporting Director for the Colorado Rapids. It's a walk down memory lane where we learn way too much about suburban Boston youth sports. 12 games to go! It's now or never baby!!!Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch available now at HappyFootSadFootPod.com.Twitter: @HaFoSaFo 2023-08-181h 01

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastLEAGUES CUP POSTGAME POD: LAFC v Monterrey w/ Vince La RosaI never want to step foot in the Rose Bowl again, so long as I live. Travis, Darren, and Vince La Rosa break down the heartbreaking loss against continental giant Monterrey. Join us as we grieve the loss, talk through our despair, and end the podcast feeling okay about the team. Sure, it was a painful one, but nothing is more painful than stepping foot in the Rose Bowl.Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch available now at HappyFootSadFootPod.com.Subscribe to Vince's LAFC substack.Follow...2023-08-1244 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastMONTERREY MATCH PREVIEW: The Full Monterrey w/ Chris WittynghamTravis sits down with MLS Season Pass broadcaster and former EP of The Dan Le Batard Chris Wittyngham to learn everything we need to know about our match against Liga MX powerhouse Monterrey, and turns out, we should be worried! Quick turnaround between games, quick preview episode. THEM'S THE BREAKS. And if you can't make the Rose Bowl, make sure you check our Watchalong during the game over on LAFC's Twitch and YouTube. 7:30pm this Friday!Follow Chris Wittyngham on Twitter.Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.M...2023-08-1023 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastLEAGUES CUP POSTGAME POD: LAFC v Real Salt LakeFUFU WITERALLY HITTIN THE GWITTY! Darren and Half-Dead Travis break down all the biggest moments from LAFC's 4-0 drubbing of Chicho and Real Salt Lake including Ordaz's star turn, Bouanga's return to orm, and Bogusz's assist of the year. Plus, we spend way much time celebrating Fufu's celebration and dive deep into STUNNING allegations that the Leagues Cup is rigged to punish Mexican teams for no reason. SOCCER BABY!Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch available now at HappyFootSadFootPod.com.Twitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfoot 2023-08-0932 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastREAL SALT LAKE MATCH PREVIEW: What Goes Arango, Comes ArangoWe don’t like it. We don’t want to do it. But it’s gonna happen. Chicho Arango is coming to town and we have to root against him. Also Moose too I guess. From his Covid isolation, Travis surprises Darren and Heel of the Foot Geoff Tock with a storyline script they have to read blind on air. Plus bet it and forget it like you’ve never seen before. It’s an absolute weird one!Play HaFoSaFo LAFC Bingo 2.0Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch available...2023-08-0739 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD: LAFC v FC JuárezThis match and postgame livestream were so eventful we never got a chance to mention that Travis' Bet It And Forget It bet CASHED in this BONKERS 7-1 PILEDRIVER over FC Juárez! A pigeon now-famously sat in LAFC's attacking third for the first 15 minutes of this match, daring LAFC to bring the pain, and they certainly delivered. Travis sadly had to miss our postgame show (lower extremity), but Vince La Rosa started us off with some much-needed levity and substance to provide a modicum of counterbalance to the debauchery that followed.Join our Patreon and help u...2023-08-0449 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastOops! All Banter #2: Vince U Been Gone w/ Vince La Rosa *TEASER*[NOTE: Not Safe For Work Or Kids] He's back and better than ever! Vince La Rosa returns from LAFC purgatory to join the second episode of Oops! All Banter. In this sloppy and barely produced pod, we'll chat Vince's exit from LAFC, our brand new striker Mario, and what Messi's debut means for the league. Plus, we answer the questions you sent in like "which LAFC player do you think smells the worst?" and "what's your most embarrassing teenage moment?" Turns out, Travis was a backyard wrestler? If you want to hear the full episode, head over to the...2023-07-2605 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastOops! All Banter #1: Pokemon Go To The Pod *TEASER*Finally, an LAFC podcast that has nothing to do with soccer! In this Patreon-exclusive podcast, Darren and Travis break down absolutely nothing. It's entirely them our mailbag questions while getting progressively more drunk. They'll talk High School soccer careers, tree law, and of course, what went down with Building 7. If you want to hear the full episode, head over to the Patreon!Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch available now at HappyFootSadFootPod.com.Twitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpod 2023-07-2105 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD: LAFC v Minnesota UnitedOur long national scheduling nightmare is over! We made it! Travis and Darren go live and breakdown the last game we will play for WEEKS (thank god!). We talk Bouanga's missing shot, Reynoso's masterclass, and Stipe Biuk's ASSIST HEARD ROUND THE WORLD. It's our last post-game in a while, savor it!!!Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch available now at HappyFootSadFootPod.com.Twitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpodJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this s...2023-07-1629 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD: LAFC v St Louis CITYTHIS IS STIPE BIUK'S WORLD WE ARE JUST LIVING IN IT! Travis and Darren are joined by an insane and happy mob of callers to discuss Cifu's incredible game, Stipe Biuk shutting up all of his haters, and Bouanga and Vela playing like the players we know they are. Oh, and now we're only two pts out of first in the West. LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch available now at HappyFootSadFootPod.com.Twitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @h...2023-07-1333 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastST LOUIS / MINNESOTA MATCH PREVIEW: Summer In The CITY w/ Tom BogertTravis and Darren break down all the storylines going into LAFC's match up against Western Conference leaders St Louis CITY, who demand we use all caps when we write CITY or they will sue us for everything we got. They talk BMO field condition, Minnesota's new transfer, and just what is going on with Denis Bouanga. Then Travis chats with the WOJ of MLS, Tom Bogert of The Athletic, to talk all things LAFC transfer window. Like a real journalist!Follow Tom Bogert on Twitter.Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.2023-07-1245 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD: LAFC V SJMbacke's Mback and maybe Mbad? Andrew Ford joins Travis and Darren to break down the frustrating and winnable home tie to San Jose. We chat VAR confusion, Bouanga's struggles, and Fall's... well, fall. Hey, a points a point, right? RIGHT? RIGHT???!?!?Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch available now at HappyFootSadFootPod.com.Twitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpodJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.com 2023-07-0939 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME HANGOVER POD: Carson v LAFC w/ Vince La RosaVince La Rosa joins Travis and Darren to breakdown a demoralizing match against the Carson Galaxy in the hot heat of Pasadena. We talk Rose Bowl ingress, Travis' bougie French tapestry, and of course, the Erik Dueñas of it all. Plus, an incredible bit of comedy at the top of the episode that absolutely everyone loves. Hey, the transfer window is open!Inside LAFC: Max and Vince PodcastVince's SubstackJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch available now at HappyFootSadFootPod.com.Twitter: @HaFoSaFo 2023-07-0549 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastCARSON / SAN JOSE MATCH PREVIEW: Send In The Payasos w/ Dave DenholmLather up that sunscreen because El Tráfico at the Rose Bowl is finally here! Darren and Travis break down the storylines of what is arguably the most important game of the regular season, and talk a little about some other dumb game we are playing against San Jose (do they have an MLS team?) Then, we're joined by Dave Denholm, to chat about being the voice of LAFC, and just what we should be doing to turn the team around. Plus, Darren talks about all the scary men he's in debt to!Follow Dave Denholm on T...2023-07-0340 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD: LAFC v DallasDarren and Travis breakdown a deeply frustrating loss in one of the worst cities in America: Dallas. They discuss how we can't win in Texas, how Bogusz is becoming one of the most consistent pieces for the club, and how everyone is feeling ahead of Tuesday's Rose Bowl El Trafico. Plus, Travis sexually harasses some Patreon subscribers! HEEL OF THE FOOT!Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show!Merch available now at HappyFootSadFootPod.com.Twitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpod...2023-07-0237 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastDALLAS MATCH PREVIEW: Casuals Takeover w/ Yoni LotanTravis is on vacation, so it's a special edition CASUALS TAKEOVER episode with even-more-of-a-casual-fan-than-Darren guest co-host, Yoni Lotan! Darren tries his best to relay this week's storylines to Yoni despite barely knowing them himself, and Yoni and Darren put an LAFC bingo board together that YOU CAN PLAY along with us this Saturday during the match! A healthy 20% of this episode is also Yoni coming up with more names for things to try to repeat the success of the first LAFC term he coined earlier this season, "Bouanga Blast." There are also some HOT CASUAL TANGENTS like Yoni falling...2023-06-2937 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD: LAFC v Vancouver & The RefsTravis and Darren break down a frustrating loss against Vancouver and a referee whose wife must have a crush on Carlos Vela. We take a call from Friend of the Foot Adam Conover, talk about Sanchez at the CB, the return to form of Bouanga and Vela, and we discuss that dreaded four letter word: CIFU. And finally... A WEEK OF REST! Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show!Merch available now at HappyFootSadFootPod.com.Twitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpod 2023-06-2536 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastVANCOUVER MATCH PREVIEW: Pride TackleComing off two straight wins, Darren and Travis break down all the storylines for this week's Pride Night match up against Vancouver. Travis finally gets paid for his bet, Darren calls him out for a truly insane storyline choice, and Luke Klipp from Pride Republic joins the show to talk about how LAFC does pride right. Also, is Pride Tackle a good pun? It was that or The Dude A-Prides. idk man puns are hard.Follow LAFC Luke on TwitterListen to LGBTFCJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this show!2023-06-2340 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD: LAFC v SeattleTonight must have been Pierogi Solstice cause it's officially PIEROGI SZN BABY! Travis and Darren break down the best LAFC game in weeks, featuring Bogusz' coming out party, Cifu's incredible non-goal, and Bouanga playing like BOO-anga. Plus, a person comments posts a bunch of confusing misinformation and we read it on the air. THAT'S A LIVE SHOW BABY!!! Are we back? ARE WE BACK?!Twitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpodJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at H...2023-06-2233 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD: LAFC v Sporting Kansas CityWE WON! Just like we always said, playing the young guys and trusting Carlos Vela is exactly what we have to do to win! Travis and Darren break down the biggest win in LAFC history, why the wefs be weally good, and why Stipe Biuk is good actually. Plus, Yoni Lotan joins the show to talk about absolutely nothing! We never doubted Carlos Vela! Twitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpodJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at Ha...2023-06-1842 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastSKC / SEATTLE MATCH PREVIEW: A Journey To Hell (And Back?)Remember a few weeks ago when we said we might be the best team in MLS history?!?!?! Travis and Darren break down the worst stretch in the history of LAFC and how we stop doing this weird thing called "losing." Is that how it's spelled? Losing? We aren't used to typing it. Then, we're joined by soccer lawyer Andrew Visnovsky to learn all about the complicated MLS roster rules we don't understand but love to complain about. And we try, desperately, to say one nice thing about the team. Listen to the extended interview with Andrew on o...2023-06-1639 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD: LAFC v THE DEEP VOID OF SADNESS THAT LIVES INSIDE US ALL (Spoiler: The Void Won!)At least we don't live in Houston! Travis and Darren are joined by Abel and Mau to break down that hellscape of a game and try to answer the question: is this rock bottom? We go through a roster of people to blame, from Ryan Hollingshead to Carlos Vela to Dolo to Travis's hatred of the city of Houston. At least, at the end of the day, we have each other's shoulders to cry on, and boy are all of our sleeves wet. Twitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpod...2023-06-1140 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD: LAFC v Atlanta UnitedTravis and Darren break down LAFC's absolutely dominating 0-0 win against Atlanta, talk Cifu's best passing game in awhile, and of course, the Vela-sized Elephant in the Room. Plus, Travis explains to Darren who Messi is. BRAD GUZAN FALL IN A WELL! Twitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpod Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot Host...2023-06-0842 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastLIL ATLANTA MATCH PREVIEW: Southern Fried SoccerJust a tiny lil baby match preview this week. We had such a short turnaround between the Game That Shall Not Be Named and our upcoming match against Atlanta, we decided to release a quickie pod. No storylines. No bets. Just Travis sitting down with Atlanta United reporter and host of the Southern Fried Soccer Podcast Doug Roberson and finding out everything we need to know about ATL United. And we asked him the most important question of all: can you just let us win this one? We need it. Doug Roberson on TwitterSouthern Fr...2023-06-0618 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastLEÓN MATCH PREVIEW w/ Vince La Rosa: The Final CountdownVince La Rosa joins Travis and Darren to break down the biggest match in LAFC history which is just HOURS AWAY FROM NOW. They'll talk about what it means if we can win, where we might struggle, and you'll hear Darren and Travis mispronounce León so many times you'll start to feel bad for them. Liga MX? More like Liga DEEZ NUTS!!!!!! is that a joke? idk man.Inside LAFC: Max and Vince PodcastVince's SubstackTwitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpod...2023-05-3034 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastCHAMPIONS LEAGUE SUPERPOD PODCAST CROSSOVERTravis joins the folks of Defenders of the Banc, Heart of LAFC, Shoulder 2 Shoulder, LGBT FC, and Voices of Black and Gold as they break down the Champions League Final and it's significance. Moderated by The Scarf, they talk for two hours about how we got here, what it means, and why it'll be Travis' fault if LAFC loses! Normal HaFoSaFo episode preview coming tomorrow!Twitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpodJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more a...2023-05-292h 24

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD: LAFC High School v Carson Galaxy w/ Vince La RosaMaybe the most fun loss of all time? Travis and Darren are joined by Vince La Rosa to break down LAFCHS's joyful effort against the starting line up of a real life MLS team. We'll talk that PK save, that Puig celebration, and of course, that beaming pride we all feel in our chest for our young guys. PAYASO!Twitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpodJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @h...2023-05-2433 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastGALAXY MATCH PREVIEW: It's Serving Hunt (Lamar Hunt)Travis and Darren break down the complicated web of storylines for this week's US Open Cup match, which ALSO happens to be an El Tráfico. We'll talk about the weird stakes around this match, just how badly the Galaxy need a win, and we'll see if Darren can tell the difference between Pokémon and Eastern Conference players. IT WILL BE INTERESTING TO SEE WHO WINS EL TRÁFICO.Twitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpodJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this show.2023-05-2228 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD: LAFC v Sporting Kansas CityWell, KEVIÑCHO got exactly what he asked for: a 1-1 tie. Darren and Travis are joined by Kara Brown as they break down the frustrating draw at home, the refs incomprehensible VAR decision, and some bright spots in a night of darkness. Plus, Travis makes his in-stadium podcast debut. Twitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpodJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfoot 2023-05-1825 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastKANSAS CITY / SJ MATCH PREVIEW w/ KEVIÑCHO: You're Not In Kansas AnymoreViral streaming sensation KEVIÑCHO joins Travis and Darren to break down this week's match up against Sporting Kansas City, we'll talk roster rotation complications, the San Jose rematch, and why the next few weeks might be the most interesting in LAFC history. Plus, Darren sounds like a 75 year old emphysema patient the entire episode! KEVIÑCHO on YoutubeKEVIÑCHO on TwitterTwitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpodJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and m...2023-05-1642 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastREAL SALT LAKE MATCH PREVIEW: Drunk Travis on His BirthdayWell, it's Travis' birthday and he's drunk. He's even drunk as he's writing this episode preview and he's struggling to remember what him and Darren talked about. He knows they previewed an important RSL match, they took a look back at the first quarter of the season, and at some point they mentioned Nathan Ordaz. Outside of that, it's honestly all a blur. SOCCER!Twitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpodJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at Ha...2023-05-1144 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD: LAFC v Monterey Bay FC (US Open Cup)Darren and Travis stayed up late to break down the single most important win in LAFC history between a team of grown men and 10 children and their 38 year old chaperone. This game had everything: Ordaz punking grown men. Jakupovic saving a PK and then immediately scoring his own PK. A ball kicked directly into the ocean. Plus, deep tactical analysis of the game (loljk). US OPEN CUP BABY!Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoI...2023-05-1031 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastSAN JOSE MATCH PREVIEW: Levi of the TigerSan Jose: home to tech bros, their families, and also our friend Laura from college. This week, Darren and Travis break down all of the storylines for this weeks Levi Stadium match up, play a game mostly about QAnon, and also discuss whether or not they'd want to live on a lawless island. Now that's an MLS podcast baby!Entertainment Community Fund (Select 'Film and Television' in the dropdown)Twitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpod Join our Patreon and help us keep mak...2023-05-0539 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD: LAFC v Philly (CCL Leg 2)DOOPSIE-DAISY! Darren and Travis recap this absolutely joyful 3-0 win against a Philly Union Squad that was supposed to be the best team in Major League Soccer. Plus we're joined by a sleepy Yoni and a bunch of other callers as we discuss why Opoku's is back, how Jim Curtain isn't as good of a dresser as he thinks he is, and that BOUANGA BLAST we all knew was coming. Champions League Finals, baby!!!! #WGAStrongTwitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpodJoin our Patreon and help us...2023-05-0343 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD w/ Max Bretos and Vince La Rosa: LAFC v Philly (Leg 1)Max Bretos and Vince La Rosa join the live stream to break down the tense, clenching, scary 1-1 tie against Philadelphia in the CONCACAF Champions League. We talk Acosta's redemption bonk, Aaron Long's good game, and cLeAr aNd ObViOuS hAnDbAlLs. Plus, we learn about Travis' beautiful childhood hometown. MAX AND VINCE!Inside LAFC: Max and Vince PodcastVince's SubstackTwitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpod Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at...2023-04-2738 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPHILADELPHIA MATCH PREVIEW: Doop, There It Is!Do you hear that? A faint... "doop" in the distance. It can only mean one thing: a Champions League semi-final rematch of last year's MLS Cup Final. Darren and Travis break down the biggest story lines of this massive match, play a game about some of Philly's worst fans, and we also get to hear some incredible listener stories. Doop! (There it is!)Twitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpod Join our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at...2023-04-2540 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD: LAFC v NashvilleTravis and Darren break down the 1-1 draw down in Nashville, a game that truly didn't matter. Friend of the Foot Geoff Tock joins the show and immediately does a heel turn. Then we discuss that Bouanga Blast©, that Biuk Puke©, and whether or not Ted Unkel has ended a human life. (For legal purposes, it's important to say that we do NOT think that he has. We're just asking questions.)Also, for next episode, we want to hear from you! Please email a 30-60 second voice memo of a memory you have from MLS Cup Final to...2023-04-2352 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastNASHVILLE MATCH PREVIEW: Tennessee? Bouanga's The Only Ten I See!Darren and Travis are still hungover from El Trafico as they preview this week's match down in Nashville aka Music City Sound Town Tune Ville USA. They make some bets, talk to the wonderful Tim Sullivan of Nashville SC podcast Club and Country who walks us through how the club has grown in such a short time, and Travis has a full blown panic attack about the Knicks! It's a loose one, folks!Club and Country PodcastTim Sullivan on TwitterTwitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootF...2023-04-1935 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD: LAFC v GalaxyWE WON IN CARSON! The El Trafico curse is officially dead and the unbeaten streak is alive. Darren and Travis recap that heart attack of a game, and are joined by an endless stream of callers, each one more hyped than the last. Oh, also did I mention... WE WON IN CARSON!You can find us:YouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpodJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @ha...2023-04-1740 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastCarson: Our Home Away From Home (LAFC v Galaxy Preview w/ Tommy Alter)Feels good to have two stadiums, doesn't it? Darren and Travis preview the most important match of the season thus far, Tommy Alter, co-host of Old Man and the Three with JJ Redick, joins the pod to play a game about El Tráfico fan antics, and Travis finally pays Darren for his winning bet. #KleinIn!The Old Man and the Three with JJ Redick and Tommy AlterTwitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpodJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this show....2023-04-1340 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD: LAFC v Vancouver (CCL Leg 2)Vela scores a brace. Cifu scores a banger. It’s 2022 all over again as he head to the CCL semifinals. Darren and Travis discuss that breeze of a game and are joined by a stream of callers, each one driving more dangerously than the last. WE DON'T CONDONE CALLING IN WHILE DRIVING THIS IS HERE FOR LEGAL PURPOSES!!!!!!! You can find us:YouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpodJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twi...2023-04-1237 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD: LAFC v Austin FCHe is risen (Denis Bouanga). Travis and Darren recap an absolute delight of a game against Portland, featuring a hat trick from our lord and savior Denis Bouanga, a disappointing showing from Cifu, and the biggest news of the game: DARREN’S BET CASHED! Plus, calls from Yoni, Rancho, Mario, and Spencer.You can find us:YouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpodJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happ...2023-04-0946 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD: LAFC v Vancouver (CCL Leg 1)Darren solo-hosts a festive postgame livestream after a much-needed LAFC 3-0 victory over Vancouver IN Vancouver, where players risked their lives playing on turf, and fans... stayed home. They weren't at the stadium, wherever they were. Travis' plane lands mid-stream, just in time for Darren and everyone in the chat to follow his odyssey from plane to airport to uber. Denis Bouanga: Man Of T̶h̶e̶ ̶M̶a̶t̶c̶h̶ Our Dreams. You can find us:YouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpodJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this...2023-04-0624 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastNo, Canada! (LAFC v Vancouver & Austin DOUBLE EPISODE)Double the games, double the episode! Darren and Travis break down both games this week, with a very special version of Storylines featuring Travis' parents. Then, Darren interviews Josh Lee of the Tigers Supporters Group and asks all the questions about the 3252 you were too scared to ask. Plus, we learn about the horrifying history of Travis' childhood bedroom.You can find our guest, Josh Lee and TSG:Instagram: @lafc_tsgInstagram: @joshspiceInstagram: @fcfcpodYou can find us:YouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpodJoin our Patreon and help us k...2023-04-0459 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD w/ Vince La Rosa: LAFC v Colorado RapidsDarren is joined by Smartest-Guy-In-The-LAFC-Room Vince La Rosa to breakdown a frustrating 0-0 tie between LAFC and the Colorado Rapids. Happy Foot: they remain undefeated and un-injured; Sad Foot: everything else. We answer your questions and get into the weeds and beyond: is the concept of a trap game even a real thing? What if Colorado was never actually bad in the first place? Will Travis join the livestream drunk from his friend's wedding? Of course not, if he did we would have definitely led with that.Vince's SubstackTwitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot I...2023-04-0232 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastInto Thin Air (LAFC v Colorado Rapids Preview)Travis breaks down the storylines of LAFC's promising, hopefully-not-trap-game trip through the thin air of Colorado, hot off the heels of Deni Bouanga's trip through the thin air of half the globe, to send the ball on a trip through two guys' legs on a game-winning goal at BMO Stadium. Darren interviews Mitchell Caroll of the DNVR Colorado Rapids Podcast to put LAFC's thin roster claims into perspective. And they both brace themselves for thinner wallets one one of these ridiculous bets finally hits.Where you can find our guest, Mitchell Carroll of The DNVR Colorado Rapids...2023-03-2934 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastDenis Does Dallas (LAFC v Dallas Preview w/ Alexis Guerreros, Jon Lovett, Jason Concepcion, and more!)Sure, Denis won't be at the game, but we liked the title. Travis and Darren break down all the story lines heading into this weeks weird roster match up with FC Dallas. Then we're joined by Alexis Guerreros, Jon Lovett, Andrew Ford, Jason Concepcion and Yoni Lotan for some Shark Tank inspired pitches for LAFC. Plus, Travis' sexual harassment of Denis Bouanga starts to teeter into uncomfortable territory. This is a wild one!Where you can find our guestsAlexis Guerreros (The Cooligans)Yoni Lotan (New York The Ride The Show) Jon Lovett (Pod Save America)An...2023-03-2342 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD w/ Vince La Rosa: LAFC v Seattle SoundersStill undefeated! Vince is back and joins Travis and Darren as they break down the actually enjoyable 0-0 draw at Seattle. Vince explains exactly how Seattle shut us down and we'll talk Aaron Long kicking the Seattle keeper, Opoku's open net, and whether or not the turf in Seattle makes you nauseous to look at. Vince's SubstackTwitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpodJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @ha...2023-03-1934 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastAaron Longshot (LAFC v Seattle Preview w/ Jeremiah Oshan)Darren and Travis break down the biggest storylines for not just our rivalry game against Seattle, and also our must-not-lose-by-4-goals Champions League match against LD Alajuelense (which Travis once again mispronounces). Then they're joined by the biggest name in Seattle Sounders media Jeremiah Oshan, to find out just what Seattle fans think of LAFC fans. And of course, Travis tries to make "The Michael Stipe of MLS" happen.You can find Jeremiah Oshan:Sounders At HeartNos Audietis (Sounders Podcast)Nos Audietis SubstackYou can find us:YouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpod 2023-03-1535 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD: LAFC v NE RevolutionFEELS GOOD, MAN. Darren and Travis are joined by Kirk Kinsey of The Counter Press podcast as they break down the 4-0 drubbing of a New England Revolution team many were calling unbeatable. We talk Stipe and Tillman’s first goals, the Latif homecoming, and of course, Denis Bouanga’s inevitable MVP win. Plus, everyone agrees the Michael Stipe nickname is really working. We love you!Twitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpodJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more...2023-03-1335 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD w/ Vince La Rosa: LAFC v LD Alajuelense (CCL Leg 1)LAFC genius Vince La Rosa (#HireVince) joins Darren and Travis as we break down the absolute masterclass from LAFC against LD Alajuelense away at Costa Rica. We talk the incredible showing for the 3252, the Bouanga hat trick, and of course, Carlos Vela picking up a bottle of pee with his bare hands. Plus we some calls and comments from our listeners. PURA VIDA DENIS BOUANGA! Travis Ticket SweepstakesTwitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpodJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this show....2023-03-1038 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC Podcast2 Games 1 Cup (Champions League / NE Revolution Match Preview)2 Games? 1 Cup? Wow, what a delicious treat! We break down the biggest storylines for our CONCACAF Champions League match against LD Alajuelense, our regular season match up against the New England Revolution, and Darren tries to torture Travis with positive facts about the worst city in America. Plus, as always, listener mandated banter.Travis Ticket SweepstakesTwitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpodJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot ...2023-03-0936 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastPOSTGAME POD: LAFC v Portland TimbersWe had our first game and first post-game call in show and boy did the phone lines LIGHT UP. We talked Chiellini and Biuk and even the death of Hollingsheads mustache. Will Travis die while live streaming in his car? Find out here!Follow us for more!Twitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpodJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Twitter: @HaFoSaFoInstagram: @happyfootsadfootT...2023-03-0531 min

Happy Foot Sad Foot: An LAFC PodcastBoycott Going To Carson (LA Galaxy Match Preview)El Tráfico is upon us and only one team has fans that aren't boycotting the game. Darren and Travis break down the major storylines leading into the biggest (literally) LAFC/Galaxy game of all time, play a game about the city of Carson, and make some violent and terrifying predictions. We love you!Follow us for more!Twitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfootFacebook: @happyfootsadfootpodJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this show.Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.comYo...2023-02-2332 min

Captain Hippo Pleases The CubeMUSCLES (w/ Travis Helwig)The boys are back in town (the cube) for our new season of episodes! Kicking things off with us stinky little guys is our best of friends -- Travis Helwig! Listen in as we learn about the human body, meet a movie star, enjoy some excellent parkour, and burn some calories in some totally normal workout classes! Will this be the season that the boys finally escape their horrible prison??? (It's not!) 2023-01-2330 min

Shoulder 2 Shoulder: LAFC PodcastE131 - Travis HelwigLAFC play Club America at Sofi stadium to a 0-0 draw before losing in penalties in the Leagues Cup Showcase midweek before crushing RSL 4-1 at Rio Tinto Stadium. Massive roster moves with an incoming DP and a double departure. Three time Emmy award winning writer and LAFC fan Travis Helwig joins as our guest this week! Brian Maurer of Top Bin 90 pops in as our OpCor for Charlotte FC!2022-08-121h 30

Make My Day with Josh GondelmanGod's Wave Pool with Gonzalo Cordova and Travis HelwigGonzalo Cordova and Travis Helwig (Edith, Tuca & Bertie, Lovett or Leave It) compete to cheer Josh up. During a game of Sound Advice, Travis and Gonzalo offer . The pair donate their winnings to A Purposeful Rescue and Americans for Immigrant Justice. Plus, three pep talks that are all over the place.Listen to Edith: https://crooked.com/podcast-series/edith/Donate to A Purposeful Rescue: https://www.apurposefulrescue.org/donateDonate to Americans for Immigrant Justice: https://floridaimmigrant.org/donate-today/ Learn more abo...2021-07-2731 min

Treks and the CityS7E13 "Homeward" (w/ Travis Helwig)Crooked Media's Travis Helwig joins Alice and Veronica to unpack the Prime Directive and helping doomed planets in TNG S7E13 "Homeward."PRODUCTION NOTE: Due to technical difficulties during the recording of S7E12, "The Pegasus," that episode will come out Monday, 2/8! "Homeward" does, however, technically precede it in Stardates. In many ways, we are just correcting the record.Listen to Treks and the City Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusSUPPORT TREKS AND THE CITY ON PATREON:www.patreon...2021-02-011h 10

The Cooligans262 - Who Is The Joe Biden Of MLS? w/ Travis Helwig of Crooked MediaThis week is the Democratic convention and we are talking politics and soccer with Travis Helwig of Crooked Media! You may know Travis from his work on Pod Save America of Lovett or Leave it. Travis is also a huge LAFC fan and we recap how the MLS is Back Tournament went for them. We'll also talk about Megan Rapinoe and her influence on the upcoming presidential election. Sponsors: On The Volley Apparel: Get all your Cooligans merch at onthevolleyapparel.com/cooligans Gully Squad: If you'd like to support the podcast, you can do that by j...2020-08-1950 min

TAKE ME THERE!Episode 4 — Touring The USA with Travis HelwigGET ALL THE TIPS, TRICKS, AND RECS For more info about this week's guest and their trip, visit https://takemetherepod.com CONNECT WITH OUR GUEST Follow Travis Helwig on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/travishelwig/ Follow Travis Helwig on Twitter: https://twitter.com/travishelwig CONNECT WITH US ON SOCIAL MEDIA Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/takemetherepod/ Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/takemetherepod 2019-09-1100 min $Don\'t Get Me Started$ Don't Get Me StartedTravis Helwig and Mary Sasson Help Us Obsess Over The 2016 US ElectionThere's not enough talk about the elections, we figured, so here's our contribution. We talk to comedians Travis Helwig and Mary Sasson about the 2016 US presidential election. More than in previous elections, we are fascinating with the race this year. How did Trump get here? What went down with Bernie vs. Hillary? Why does everyone want to think everything is rigged? Will the president and congress ever work together? How did Hillary clean Trump's clock in the debates when no one else could (our interpretation)? Also, are we in the middle of World War III?2016-10-251h 17

Welcome to Our PodcastEpisode 23 - Fake Clip Show Extravaganza w/ Travis Helwig & Kirk LarsenWhile Mike is traveling to London-town enjoy this previously unreleased blast from the past in the form of a (fake) 'Welcome To Our Podcast' clip show co-hosted by the incredibly talented Travis Helwig and Kirk Larson. *Note: New episodes are usually released on Monday.2014-08-3144 min

Doodie Calls with Doug MandDoodie Calls - Travis HelwigDoug sits down with actor/comedian Travis Helwig (Upright Citizens Brigade Theater) to talk hell week, serious drama, and a shit in three acts.2013-07-0700 min