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Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 614 - Nude GardeningHere's a little ditty with Hank's favorite musicians Travis Ward and Ali Ward of Hillfolk Noir! We feature their music on the show quite often so it's high time we have 'em around for a conversation about bear meat, music, gardening and much much more nonsense. Enjoy! 2024-05-301h 10
Anchored with April VokeyTravis Swartz on Being Hank PattersonDo you remember the first time you saw Hank Patterson on screen? I certainly do. I didn’t know what exactly I was watching, but I was laughing and left wanting more. Travis Swartz’s character, Hank Patterson, is a self-proclaimed world renowned fly fishing guide and instructor who exudes confidence in scenarios he knows very little about. His comedy pokes light-hearted fun at some of the more debatable topics in fly fishing, allowing all of us to make fun of ourselves in some form or another.In this episode of Anchored, Travis and I discuss his life as...2023-12-121h 21Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 406 - Frozen Wieners & Dog PoopJoin Hank this week for an in depth discussion and learning experience all about powdered cheese, frozen wieners at the Olympic games, fat shaming bears and how to manage dog poop. Enjoy! 2022-02-241h 05Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 405 - Chewbacca Don't Mind The ColdHere's a little ditty 'bout keepin' warm in the out of doors, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker and the entirety of Star Wars lacking the technology to keep them all warm in the out of doors, some guy stealin' a bobcat and so much more. Enjoy! 2022-02-171h 09Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 404 - Coffee Anyone?On this weeks episode we're talkin' snake prisoner revenge, Hank's history with beer and how to roast your own coffee beans over a campfire. And we have more music from our friends Hillfolk Noir! You like the tunes? That's who's singin' 'em. Enjoy! 2022-02-031h 07Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 403 - Welcome To Dick Shooter, IdahoThis week we're learnin' all about Dick Shooter, Idaho... But before that, we're talking about doomsday prepping, escaped lab monkeys and the value of your used vehicle. It's all nonsense. Enjoy! 2022-01-2756 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 402 - Kick Ass Bear Spray HolsterIf you ever wanted random, half researched, possibly correct, maybe incorrect information about how to best use your bear spray, this is the episode for you. We'll talk Bear Spray holsters, spray painting antlers and plenty of other nonsense on another amazing episode! Enjoy! 2022-01-201h 05Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 401 - To Drink Or Not To Drink Your UrineIt's Season Four! The season where we learn some junk. Some completely useless, some mostly useless and all pretty dang funny. We kick the season off with this... Mountain cats murdering Elk on front porches and a deep dive into the subject of drinking your urine to survive an emergency outdoor situation. Enjoy! 2022-01-1344 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 343 - Ice On The Nether RegionSurprise! Here's one last episode to end 2021 and Season three. Hank shares his thoughts on holiday car/truck commercials, new years resolutions, new year planning and finding common ground. Happy New Beer! Merry Christmas! Happy Holidaze. ENJOY! 2021-12-231h 01Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 342 - Hank To AlaskaSeason three is coming to a close with Hank finally telling some stories about his 2021 trip to Alaska's Bristol Bay. Sit back, relax, have a beverage and enjoy this episode all about boy bands, Justin Timberlake, the seasons first snow, grizzly bears, grizzly bears and salmon. Enjoy! 2021-12-161h 26Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 341 - Prison RulesThere are three funny moments in this weeks episode... Good luck finding 'em! It's like a Holiday Easter Egg hunt! During this train wreck, Hank and Alex talk fake Christmas trees, Nat Geo films, opportunistic wolves and getting off the grid. Enjoy! 2021-12-091h 15Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 340 - Red Fish & ChumHere's a post Thanksgiving day episode all about my first ever Red Fish experience, advanced chum methods for those who don't want to bother learning how to fish, how to keep a secret spot a secret and much much more. Enjoy! 2021-12-021h 10Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresThank You Thank YouHank and the crew are taking an undeserved couple of weeks off for some salt water fishing and Thanksgiving. Have a happy Thanksgiving! We'll be back with a full episode on Thursday December 2nd! Hambone! Gobble Gobble! Enjoy.2021-11-1812 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 339 - Elk In VegasIt's that time of year again where hardly anyone got their elk and practically everyone has an excuse why. On this episode we're talking bee attacks, steel wool, an awesome camping hack, tick tock, piranha and so much more. Enjoy! 2021-11-111h 12Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 338 - Donner Party PlannerHere's an episode to listen to without the kids! This week Hank and Kevin are discussing blood thirsty Alaskan Otter gangs, a rare flower blooms in Europe, defending the strawberry Pop Tart and how to properly plan for a Donner party camp trip. Enjoy!2021-11-041h 04Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 337 - They Wandered Off The TrailThis one has everything you'd ever want in a podcast - sharks, bears, smash mouth, fish pageants, food poisoning, dirt roads and some survival tips for those who are lost and refuse to admit to being lost. Turn off your brain and turn up the volume. Enjoy! 2021-10-281h 18Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 336 - Don't Let The Island Vibes GoHere's a super chill episode all about the super chill island vibes Hank immersed himself in while visiting the Hawaiian island of Kauai. It's a stress free episode all about being stress free. It's an episode about Hank's favorite things to do while in Kauai and all about the amazing and kind people who live and work there. It's also a crazy long rant of hilarity. Shaka Brah! 2021-10-211h 11Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 335 - Vacations & AdventuresHold on tight, Hank's about to launch into a rant about airline travel, the importance of being kind and the difference betwixt going on a vacation and going on an adventure. Hambone! Snap It! Enjoy.2021-10-141h 03Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 334 - He Found HimselfThis week Kevin and Hank continue their quest to teach you absolutely nothing about absolutely nothing while talking about practically nothing. That nothing includes dirt road etiquette, hair dye advertising and a search party story fit for a feature film. Hambone! Enjoy! 2021-10-0758 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 333 - Perpetually UnemployedAspiring to live in a van down by the river? Here are a few things to consider when designing your conversion van according to a couple half wits (Hank & Kevin) who know absolutely nothing about it. As always, this one promises very little educational value! We promise. Hambone! FlapJacks! Enjoy. 2021-09-301h 30Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 332 - Morning HamThis week Hank is joined by his buddy Jake to talk all about a sneezing issue, the many excuses for not catching fish and superstitions. Hambone! Enjoy.2021-09-231h 11Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresReReleasing The Essential OilsWith Hank out fishing and likely not catching and Kevin home sick with a blanket and a shot glass of Nyquil, we've decided to take the week off and share one of our favorite episodes from way back in good ol'. 2020. If you enjoyed it before, you're sure to enjoy it again. Fire up the essential oils, here we go! 2021-09-161h 02Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 331 - Hobbit LIfeThe intelligence of the common trout, the intelligence of the common fly fisher, living in hobbit holes, the benefits and drawbacks of walnuts and much more nonsense make up this weeks episode. Pop a beverage and enjoy! 2021-09-091h 11Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 330 - Feed The Bats ChiliThe name says it all! Here's an episode all about bat guano, ghost hunters, terrible restaurants, the Indiana serial pooper and the origins of cooking. Enjoy! 2021-09-021h 21Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 329 - Just Add ButterHere's an episode all about cows attacking beach combers, sun bathing at dairy farms, the health benefits of not doing a Triathalon, befriending chimpanzees and all the things you forgot to remember to take camping.... Enjoy! 2021-08-261h 15Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 328 - Weary Traveler Talking And TalkingHank's back from Alaska, sleep deprived and ready to drone on and on about the beauty of being off the grid and out of your comfort zone. But before all that, a little bit of information and likely misinformation about the history of Alaska becoming a state. Don't take notes, it's likely all wrong. Hambone! Enjoy! 2021-08-191h 11Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 327 - Why They Call It FreestyleIt all begins with some super sweet whistling. You're welcome. From there we're onto motivational meme's, the Olympics, swimming and a whole new way to up your fireside cooking game! Hank in there everyone! Enjoy! 2021-08-051h 01Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 326 - Ponder The Vastness Of The UniverseThis week, Hank and Kevin are talking sharks, smoking toad venom, the importance of skipping school and shoulder season. Enjoy! 2021-07-291h 16Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 325 - Being A Good NeighborHank's on his high horse this week sharing his profound thoughts on being a good neighbor, testing meth on trout, lazy alligators and much much more. Thankfully, Kevin's around to keep Hank from going too far off the rails. Enjoy! Be Kind To Others! Hambone! 2021-07-221h 12Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 324 - Gator Trappers WantedLooking to learn some valuable lessons about the the great outdoors? Keep on scrolling! No learnin' here. Looking to laugh at complete outdoor nonsense? Hit the play button! This week we're talkin' gators, Kevin and the kids pond fishing, a sure way to shut down a water slide reality TV show and much much more. Enjoy! 2021-07-151h 18Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 323 - Let Your Meat RestThe best time of year not to jog, beer belly t-shirts, cooling off in Lake Tahoe, grillin', catching fish, bailing on a bear hunt and more. Enjoy! 2021-07-011h 10Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 322 - Are Those Bats Buffy?The fragile indoorsman returns for an episode all about bringing a dog to breakfast, bears and wolves taking over the world and the most likely animal to kill you in your home state. Enjoy! 2021-06-241h 23Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 321 - Diving For LobsterAmong other nonsense and hilarity, this week Hank is talking about harvesting lobsters, keeping an eye out for humpback whales, people watching at the mall, a great place to get inside in West Yellowstone, Newsies the musical and running into a parade on the river. Enjoy! 2021-06-171h 12Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 320 - Sperm Whale VomitThe episode title says it all! Here's a not so deep dive into the worth of whale vomit, when to purchase used outdoor gear, rattle snake anatomy and my sisters shrewd Grand Canyon observations. ENJOY! 2021-06-101h 04Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 319 - Don't Buy Bargain MeatHere's an episode that's not even an episode.... An episode about not having an episode and more. An episode that explores when not to look for a bargains, mosquito soap drawbacks and the difference between a novel, novella and short story. Listen twice in case you miss the many profound metaphors. Enjoy!2021-06-0337 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 318 - Elevate Your MeatPreviously on Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures, a bunch of randomness. On this weeks episode learn nearly nothing about electric mountain bikes, nothing but the bagel spice, sriracha bbq sauce, how not to catch a mirror carp and more! Enjoy! 2021-05-271h 12Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 317 - Better To Be Lucky Than GoodWild boar gangs in Italy, calculated Beaver attacks in Canada, hippie cicadas high on shrooms... The great outdoors are crazy and this episode is right there with 'em! Enjoy!2021-05-2059 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 316 - Unicorn Serial KillerAnother step into the weirdness of the great outdoors and the creatures who live there. Sasquatch murder, Mosquitoes saving the rain forest and the etiquette of tipping your guide. Hambone! Flapjack! Enjoy.2021-05-131h 09Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 315 - International Tent ThiefHank has Alex back on the show this week to discuss a subject she knows very well... How to pull off the perfect tent heist. Along with tent thievery, they'll be chatting about things not to do with barbecue tongs, rattle snake long tongin' and the best cereal for camping. Enjoy! 2021-05-0655 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 314 - Mosquitoes Came FirstBaby news. Colonoscopy updates. An in depth discussion on the purpose of mosquitoes. Corn fields. Pythons. Wind for the win! Here's an hour of hilarity you do not want to miss! Hambone! Enjoy.2021-04-291h 05Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 313 - Bear Suits And WindAmong other nonsense, Hank & Kevin discuss the benefits of owning a good bear suit, Hank's upcoming colonoscopy, preparing for rain, snow, hot, cold and how wind ruins everything. If you got plans to get outdoors anytime soon, you won't want to miss this or any other episode! Hambone! Get Your Colonoscopy! Enjoy. 2021-04-151h 03Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 312 - Don't Pee On The FireHere's a nearly full hour of nearly five minutes of useful outdoor advice for anyone heading out camping for the very first time! Grab a pen and a post it note and get ready to take three or four notes. Skunks. Urinating on fires. Turning over in a sleeping bag. Sharp jagged rocks. The likelihood of being surrounded by a wolf pack. And MUCH MORE on this weeks episode. ENJOY! 2021-04-0858 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 311 - Hank Wasn't InvitedKevin's amazing week culminates in the purchase of the vehicle of his dreams. An exploration of the dietary habits of the urban crow. Cholesterol. Cargo shorts. The etiquette of letting someone know you went fishing without them. Enjoy! 2021-04-0159 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 310 - Why Hippos Have TailsNature has many beautiful surprises... this is not one of them. Just when we thought we'd hit rock bottom, we find a shovel. This weeks topics include Hippos, working on the river, mini van alternatives and Hank's better than a rooftop tent idea. Hambone! Enjoy! 2021-03-251h 10Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 309 - Fragile IndoorsmanHank is flying solo this week! Kick back and enjoy some deep, not so intellectual, rousing, energetic thoughts on 25 cent Schaeffer Lights, 2 liter bottles of Sunshine Orange Blast Wine Coolers, Rooftop tents, the Taco Bell app, Mini Vans and Kevin's life as a Fragile Indoorsman. Enjoy! Hambone! 2021-03-181h 09Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 308 - Golf Balls And Sport JacketsCoordinated squirrel attacks, laying around in an MRI machine, smothering steaks, fully loadin' baked taters and a rousing conversation about golf - a sure fire way ruin a perfectly nice day in the outdoors. Fore! Enjoy! 2021-03-111h 22Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 307 - PoopHengeI knew the title, the minute I heard these words uttered on this weeks episode. This week Alex and I are talking safety in the Grand Canyon, where to clean out a barrel, snake charming and much much more. Enjoy! -Hank2021-03-041h 10Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 306 - Dig A Deeper HoleFinally, a Hank Patterson recommended books to read episode! But before we get to the literature, we'll be treated to stories of bears biting butts in outhouses, how to cook spaghetti on a stick and much much more. ENJOY! 2021-02-251h 29Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures305 - The Heavens Had Thai FoodHere's an episode chock full of sophomoric humor that we should apologize for. Parachuting Beavers, Leeches on your nether regions and a dumpin' of snow all come together to form yet another super awesome episode. Enjoy! 2021-02-181h 15Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 304 - Surviving SurvivalistIf you plan to get lost in the forest anytime soon, here's an episode full of ideas on how you can stay lost. This won't help you find your way home, but it'll help you enjoy the harrowing experience. Hambone! FlapJack! Compass! Enjoy! 2021-02-111h 08Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 303 - Wally The WolverineYou hear about the rare wolverine in Yellowstone? You're about too. What are some good reasons to cheat at fly fishing? We'll let you know. How can you cheat? We'll let you know that too. Looking to listen to pure nonsense? We got your back. Hambone! Enjoy! 2021-02-041h 10Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 302 - Doomsday PreppyHow prepared are you to head for the hills in a moments notice? How ill prepared are your friends? Are you prepped for a week of camping, a day of fishing, a weekend of skiing, fifty years in a bunker? Learn more or less or absolutely nothing in this weeks episode. Enjoy! Hambone! 2021-01-281h 07Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 301 - It's Not A Pet It's A PrisonerMousetraps, matching socks, ferrets, rats, forked tongues and a rousing conversation about the difference between pets and an animal prisoners.... Listen with your dog! Enjoy! 2021-01-211h 18Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresHank Called In SickHello Everyone! Unfortunately we're not able to bring you a new episode this week. Hank is sick and unable to record. That said, he's home cuddling his favorite blanky, complaining a lot and drinking vitamin C infused beers. We're sure to be back next week! Hambone! 2021-01-1402 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 300 - Happy New Beer!Happy New Year and Happy New Beer everyone! Here's the kick off to season three. Raccoons in Christmas trees, $700 ski pants, resolutions to steer clear of and much much more. Hambone! Jammies! Enjoy! 2021-01-071h 31Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresWe Wish You A Merry Fishmas!Season 2’s finale is a not so extravagant Hank Patterson Holiday Extravaganza! If you’re looking for a list of things not to purchase the outdoor human in your life or advice on what to pay for a dog, this is the episode for you. Thanks for a super successful season two! Happy Holidaze! Enjoy.2020-12-171h 08Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 234 - Warm Heart CocklesHere's a super awesome episode about Kangaroo Island, Pygmy Possums, imitation vanilla, a surprising fact about beavers and the multitude of things Hank's lost in the wilderness. Enjoy!2020-12-101h 07Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 333 - A Drumstick In Every BiteA man's puppy pulled from the jaws of an alligator, delicious snack crackers, a haystack tarp cover you won't want to miss and an assortment of products you might have forgotten existed. Enjoy! 2020-12-031h 17Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 232 - Bonked!This week Hank & Kevin drone on and on about climbing mountains, missing hook sets, chrome water & tiny flies, how dirty is too dirty when it comes to your truck, losing your pride, a little ditty 'bout Rick and Monica and where to find the silver lining in you outdoor misadventures. Enjoy! 2020-11-191h 15Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 231 - Yellowstone Fart ChickenBefore digging into the always controversial topic of "hot spotting" (aka "sharing info. on where you were fishing or hunting") Hank and Kevin chat about how to infuse a whole new flavor into your chicken and the importance of keeping your dog away from your gun. It's a whole lot of nonsense... We promise! Enjoy! 2020-11-121h 07Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 230 - Stuffed With Ghost PeppersFear Factor delicacies, sugar junky monkey gangs, exotic pet petting zoos and the life cycle of the common fly fisher... This one's a doozy. Enjoy! 2020-11-051h 06Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 229 - Gored, Golf and Sad SacksThis week takes us on a random journey of topics including Hank cancelling his gym membership, another in a long list of why you shouldn't play golf, Shiela's pet deer and a dedication to all the sad sack, unsuccessful hunters and fishers and much much more. Enjoy!2020-10-291h 21Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 228 - Harry Potter and The Magic Glow GunWords of wisdom... Will likely not be uttered in this episode. Hank makes friends with a skunk, drowns his phone in the river, considers a lawn mowing career, reminds us all that "it ain't the gears fault" and advises us where you can find the most reliable outdoor gear for your next trip. Enjoy! 2020-10-221h 19Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 227 - Enjoy The JourneyHere's more information about the mating habits of the porcupine than you should ever need, along with a solid reason to never job in Utah, how to make an award winning cobbler and finally a deep, meaningful, transcendental, life affirming conversation about the finite nature of life and how it effects our outdoor adventures. Enjoy!2020-10-151h 19Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 226 - Who Provides The Beer?You won't want to miss parts of this one! Corporate golden parachutes, bears recycling, Grizzly Prints, Hank's week at a VRBO in Island Park, Idaho and finally some insight into the etiquette of inviting and being invited on a fishing trip. Hambone! FlapJack! 2020-10-081h 23Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEPISODE 225 - If You Go To Find Yourself, Bring GroceriesSo you want to be a mountain man... Join Hank and Kevin for a conversation about Dan Haggerty's beard, the real Jeremiah Johnson, liver recipes, ornery mules, Mt. Man hygiene, The Revenant and other complete nonsense. 2020-10-011h 19Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 215 - Parakeet FalconerGrab your clipboard and a ballpoint pen, Hank's got his Life Coach hat on and is ready to impart some sure fire career advice you won't find anywhere else. The rest of the show is spent discussing miracle python spawn, rabbit predators, a Montana campground escapee and the Twilight Zone. It's a hot mess of randomness. Enjoy! 2020-09-171h 15Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 223 - Lordy Be Hank Got OutsideHere's an episode featuring bears eating candy in supermarkets, Kevin's illustrious football career and Hank's most recent day on the water. Settle into the pew, Hank's about to hop on the soap box and preach about the glories of just getting outside. Enjoy! 2020-09-101h 17Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 222 - Squatch WatchShark Week's got nothing on Sasquatch Week! Here's an episode that starts with some pack out what you pack in advice for outdoor newbies and slowly devolves into a conversation about the many cable network shows searching for twelve foot fur creatures with glowing red eyes and an unmatched talent for hide and go seek. Enjoy! Hambone! 2020-09-031h 10Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 221 - Bison At The Cheesecake FactoryIf you're looking to learn practically nothing about genetically modified mosquitoes, male pattern eagle baldness, bears vs wolf packs and new bikinis for men look no further than this weeks episode! We got you covered. Enjoy!2020-08-271h 11Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 20 - Babe 3 The ReckoningThis week, Hank is joined by Kevin and Jake to discuss the etiquette of being a driver or passenger on a road trip to the outdoors BUT before that... Snakes In SUV AC Systems, Fecal Transplants, Pants Stealing Boars and a looming Pepperoni emergency. Enjoy! 2020-08-201h 19Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 219 - Don't Forget To Forget The SaladEscaped alligators, newspapers, bears eating peanut butter sandwiches and what not to eat while camping are just a few of the hard hitting topics tackled in this weeks incredibly important episode. Enjoy! Hambone! 2020-08-131h 19Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 218 - Just Say NopeThis weeks episode features - Bears kickin' in doors, Hank's old man and his weaponry, brother in law got a new boat and when it's ok and not ok to bail on a fishin' trip. It's a "not to be missed" episode. Enjoy! -Hank2020-08-061h 28Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 217 - Chainsaw Wielding BaboonsThis weeks list of topics goes something like this... Tooth Aches, Armed Baboons, Yellowstone Trip, Nunchucks, Silent Motorcycles, High School Musical and planning a trip to Alaska. Enjoy!2020-07-301h 08Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 216 - Camping CuriousThis weeks episode features random and rousing conversations about playing dead during a Bison Attack, Star Wars and how to prepare yourself or a friend or a family member for a first time ever camp trip. If you've never ever never camped or are taking a friend who's never ever never gone camping on a camping trip, here's some solid advice on how to make it a successful trip. Enjoy! Hambone! 2020-07-231h 32Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 215 - Hank's Fortress Of SolitudeIn this weeks episode Hank and Kevin discuss Hank's recent outdoor adventure including an earth quake, a perfect crime and a silhouette image you won't soon forget. That nonsense segues to in depth conversation about surviving in the wilderness, domesticating grizzly bears and writing a novel. Enjoy! 2020-07-161h 26Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 214 - RV’s and Keggers and Bears Oh My!This weeks grab bag of content includes solid advice on how to avoid wild animal attacks, whether or not to camp on 4th of July weekend and a completely random and pointless conversation about the pros and cons of owning and driving a 50 foot motor coach RV. Enjoy!2020-07-091h 20Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 213 - Hank Needed To Go FishingHank's solo this week with an hour and twenty minute stream of consciousness all about his recent fishing trip, being Alone and a whole lot more. This one may be better listened to with a beer beverage in hand. Hambone! Cheers! FlapJack! Enjoy.2020-07-021h 20Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEPISODE 212 - PYTHONS, HOP SCOTCH, VISION QUESTS AND MOREThis week Hank and Kevin are talking Python Hunting in the Everglades, running into a group of Vision Questers, Star Gazing, Hop Scotching and a whole lot more. Grab a beers, crank up the laugh track and enjoy! 2020-06-251h 18Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 211 - Go Find Something To DoThere are many outdoor activities children are sure not to enjoy! In this episode, Hank and Kevin discuss a few of them and explore the reasons kids might not enjoy the same things as the growed up campers. In addition to this nonsense, Hank shares a few stories about his most recent camping trip. Enjoy! Monkey Junk! 2020-06-181h 18Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 210 - Slippery Steps And MarblesThis week Hank is joined by his friends Kevin and Jake to ramble on about marble racing, camping in the middle of dirt roads and people who litter. It's a gem! Hambone! Enjoy!2020-06-111h 14Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 209 - Workin' A Big BrownBy the time the show starts Hank and Kevin will have already talked apple pie, tater tots, strawberry rhubarb pie, small town greasy spoons and a whole lot more before moving on to conversations Hank eavesdropped on a recent fishing trip. Enjoy! 2020-06-041h 21Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 208 - Hey, Watch Your StepThis weeks episode includes some not so in depth and completely out of focus discussions about the Big Bang Theory, sneaking into Yellowstone, selfies, tourist site photography and much more and much less from Hank and Kevin. Enjoy the show! 2020-05-211h 22Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 207 - First Degree Murder HornetsAfter a lengthy look into Hank's Financial Planning plans or lack there of, Hank offers up a deep nonsensical and uneducated dive into the imminent threat that Murder Hornets and other bugs pose to our outdoor activities and lives in general. MurderHornet! Hambone! ArmyAnt! Enjoy.2020-05-141h 13Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 206 - Catch Keep Release RepeatHere's an episode to douse the flames of the historic battle betwixt catch and releasers and catch and keepers! No matter how you like your fish... released to the river or released to your cooler, you're sure to learn very little! Enjoy the show! 2020-05-071h 19Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 205 - Social Distancing ElmoThis week, Hank is joined by his friend Jake to randomly discuss baking, Oreos, Sesame Street and how to discourage others from camping or fishing near you. Enjoy! 2020-04-301h 11Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 204 - Essential OilsBuckle up, this one's a doozy... After a rousing conversation involving cow urine and essential oils, Hank and Kevin are talking about what they most look forward to getting out and doing in the great outdoors when the country opens back up. Enjoy! 2020-04-2359 minHank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 203 - Rat Gangs And UrineSomewhere among the nonsense Hank and Kevin discuss drinking while working at home, rat cannibalism, urine particulates, tax write offs and how close is too close when camping, hiking and hiking. Enjoy! 2020-04-161h 19Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 202 - Quarantine The Wien!This week Hank is turning that frown upside down, finding silver linings, discussing poop way too much, finding positives in a sea of negatives, changing his perspective and giving detailed instruction on how best to "rough it" in your own back yard. Enjoy! Hambone! 2020-04-091h 03Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 201 - What Are You Bringing To The Apocalypse?Here's the beginning of what's sure to be a crazy Season Two of the show! Sitting alone in the studio, weathering the pandemic and earthquake near his home, Hank shares thoughts on our current quarantine situation, hoarding, finding help, giving help and then calls a few friends to chat about the three things they plan to bring to the apocalypse. Strange times, strange podcast, thanks for listening! Hambone! Jammies! 2020-04-021h 31Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 48 - Please Don't Shake Hank's HandHere's an episode all about Hank's recent travels, hand sanitizer, hand washing, toilet paper alternatives and Hank's general germaphobia. Hash Pound No Hand Shakes! Enjoy! 2020-03-121h 20Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 47 - Alone In The WildHank, Alex and Kevin talk about star sightings in Ketchum Idaho, Hank's new favorite outdoor tv show and surviving alone in the wilderness. It's everything you hope for in this podcast and much much less. Hambone! Backpack! Enjoy! 2020-02-271h 21Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 46 - The F3T Road CrewIn this super long hot mess of an episode Hank is joined by his friends Paul, Austin and Nick from the F3T Fly Fishing Film Tour. Topics include fly fishing films, snoring, Bay Watch, windowless vans and much, much, much, much more. Enjoy! Hambone! 2020-02-201h 48Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 45 - The Reel Recovery ExperienceHere's a bit of a departure from our regularly scheduled episodes! My friends Tim and Michelle join me to talk about an organization that means a whole hell of a lot to me - Reel Recovery. Enjoy! Be Well Fish On! Hambone! -Hank2020-02-131h 10Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 44 - Wouldn't Do ThatThere are adventures we do, adventures we aspire to, adventures we'd like to aspire to but let's face it we'll never be able to do that and adventures that we have zero interest in even trying. In this episode Hank shares a list of super cool outdoor adventures that he has no interest in attempting. Enjoy! Hambone! 2020-02-061h 13Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 43 - Making An Outdoor Film?Hank shares his thoughts on rattle snakes, iguanas falling from trees and things to consider if you're thinking about making your very own outdoor film. It's a whole lot of nearly valuable information and opinions. Action! Snap It! Enjoy! 2020-01-301h 28Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 42 - Camping Hacks By Camping HacksAmong other nonsense Hank talks about a recent ski trip, inflatable bear spray suits, the cup size of his face and an assortment of mostly bad camping hack ideas. Prepare your ears! Thanks for listening! Jammies! Enjoy.2020-01-231h 27Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 41 - Firecracker In The Marshmallow er Games Part 2Hank shares his thoughts on TV's Man Vs. Bear & the very competitive sport of Slapping someone in the face. We also pick up from last weeks episode and talk games to play while camping including The Winking Assassin & Truth Or Dare. And if that weren't enough, Hank also shares some games you should NOT play. Enjoy! Hambone! 2020-01-161h 28Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 40 - Games To Play While CampingWhen just being in nature isn't enough, here are some games you can play while heading to the campgrounds, while at the campgrounds, while around the fire and more. From cornhole to slug bug - from eye spy to trivial pursuit, we've got some doozies for you. So many, in fact, that we ran out of time. There are one or two "cover the kids ears" moments, so listen close! Hambone! -Hank2020-01-091h 23Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventuresEpisode 39 - Kevin Brought BeerWhen your friend Erik brings beer, you record a show. When Kevin brings beer the next day, you record a new show and then just mash the two shows together into one jumbled mess. Hope you enjoy it! Hambone! -Hank2020-01-021h 24