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Two Judgey GirlsTJG: Ep237: VPR // Winter House // RHOBH // RHOP // RHOSLCHats for Sale!!! We talk all about our new merch for sale, it only took five years! (You can buy at www.bonfire.com/two-judgey-girls-hat) We had five shows this week! FIVE! In VPR, LVP learned about FaceTune and The Toms collected a sperm sample. Has Sandoval finally transformed into the villain? We enjoyed the Winter House premiere and feel like we’ve stayed in this vacation home ourselves. Did anything happen? No. Did it feel like a warm hug? Absolutely. At the RHOBH reunion, Andy hit Erika hard with questions this week (did she know the Qs before), he...2021-10-211h 46Two Judgey GirlsEp149: Two Judgey GirlsShow rankings for the week (via Summer Mary): 1) Summer House: do not snooze on this, you'll be "blasted" away with the drama. 2) RHONJ: I could watch Tre and the girls talk about Joe for 10 hours straight. Joe Gorga took it a little far this week telling Dr. Aydin to lay his wife more. 3) VPR: will this bachelor/bachlorette party ever end? I don't want to see the future for these adult children, that was stuff made for nightmares. 4) Below Deck: wrapped up with sand in the face and in people's butts. Come judge with us! 2020-02-061h 25Two Judgey GirlsEp148: Two Judgey GirlsGOODBYE VICKI and TAMRA! Are we taking some credit for this "retirement?" Our 2020 resolution came true and Scheana SheShu Shay unblocked us! Miracles do happen, next thing you know we will be on her podcast! In New Jersey Jennifer and Dolores leave the trip early and Jackie opens up about her eating disorder and her family life. We kinda fell in love with her this week. We need more boys nights, I'll sip green apple martinis with Frank senior anytime. In Miami Jax Taylor was so "uncomfortable and awkward" with the strippers/living his last single days in paradise...2020-01-301h 35Two Judgey GirlsEp147: Two Judgey GirlsThis week, we debrief on all the fun, including The Crappies, a very prestigious awards ceremony: We saw Tom and Ariana from VPR, Braunwyn & Sean (and his necklace), MJ and Nema from Shahs and other amazing podcasters. We went to Tom Tom over the weekend and saw Dayna making drinks and wanted to ask her about her love triangle with Scheana and Max. Whose side are you Stassi or Tom Sandoval? Meanwhile, in the Hamptons we find out Jackie is RICH! Jennifer and her new money is very excited about this. Do Tre and Marge make amends? Should Kenya...2020-01-231h 34Two Judgey GirlsEp146: Two Judgey GirlsOn Below Deck, we break down Courtney and Brian's relationship status. Will Kate and Tanner bang? Is Rhylee the worst? Thank you Jesus Jugs Alexis Bellino for returning to our screens! In VPR, we continue to meet new cast members to join the 109,233 bartenders and waitresses at SUR. Scheana played Mean Girls this week to the comedian, Dayna, who knows how to work Scheana by telling her all the details about Max. Was Jax Taylor the voice of reason this episode? We just want to say GOODBYE CARTER! In New Jersey, Marge paints a line in the sand by...2020-01-161h 32Two Judgey GirlsEp145: Two Judgey GirlsNew year, same us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-01-091h 49Two Judgey GirlsTwo Judgey Girls BONUS EPISODE: Newlyweds: Nick & JessicaWhile we are still on holiday break and enjoying time with our families, we wanted to give you a little something to start your New Year off right. We are sharing with you an episode from our Patreon that deep dives into the pilot episode of Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica. If you're interested in more episodes like this, we recommend joining our Patreon. For $5/month you get at least one bonus episode, plus you are supporting Two Judgey Girls, overall. You can find it at www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls.You can watch the pilot episode here (first 5...2020-01-0148 minTwo Judgey GirlsEp144: Two Judgey GirlsIt's our last podcast of 2019 and we have SO much to digest here: RHOC finale & part 1 of the reunion, RHOA, Below Deck, RHONJ, and RHOD finale. Tamra cries in a bush, Billy says Vicki bought her own engagement ring and questions if Steve wants to get married, and Shannon and Tamra tell Gina 'YOU DON'T KNOW'. On the reunion, Andy calls out Jane Roe aka Vicki about suing Bravo and trying to get a restraining order on Kelly God. We cried at Easter dinner in New Jersey and just want Delores and Frank to get back together. In Dallas...2019-12-201h 58Two Judgey GirlsEp143: Two Judgey GirlsWe are in the home stretch of the year and the home stretch of two housewives franchises. With RHOC, we wrap up the Miami trip. Did Mary have positive feelings towards Tamra? Is Emily becoming our favorite? Did we love Gina's new hair? RHONJ made us tear up with the inevitable demise of Joe and how it affects his girls. Are we over David for Dolores? RHOD has left us loving Kam and canceling LeeAnne. Is it too little too late for the Dallas Carnie? RHOA didn't excite us with the overproduction of Kenya taking over Munty Marlowe's event...2019-12-121h 29Two Judgey GirlsEp142: Two Judgey GirlsIn Key West, Vicki is called out for being a con woman, con lady, a con liar and a pig. Kelly was just a SL*T. But Emily said it best when she said: 'Don't attack her looks, attack her character!' In Thailand, the ladies experience the local traditions and see a drag show and ping pong show, LeeAnne has to make it about herself AGAIN, and compare the circus animals to her life as a child. In Jamaica, Jennifer swims in horse shit and Jackie can't catch a break. Dolores says they aren't cut from the same...2019-12-051h 32Two Judgey GirlsEp141: Two Judgey GirlsWe talk about what we are thankful for and really it's YOU, THE JURORS, so thank you! Was Nene's exit from Tavern on the Green the best exit in housewives history? Does Kenya's husband get upset about how she breathes? Do you leave your kid in poopie diapers if they are relaxed? In Miami does Shannon need to cut her hair? Does Kelly suck D for money? Are we doing something wrong? Come judge with us! This week's episode is sponsored by Care/Of. For 50% off of your first order, use code TJG50 at www.takecareof.c...2019-11-271h 39Two Judgey GirlsEp140: Two Judgey GirlsThis was another jam packed week by Bravo! We breakdown parts of Voldemort: Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the new Summer House trailer, Indian-ish, and WWHL. In Atlanta, we see Mr. Daly on screen belittle his wife, stories of Todd taking his daughter to the strip clubs, and Nene making it back on screen. In the OC, we strip down for a weaning party, Shannon might be poor, and Kelly is done with the women. In Thailand, we watch Leeanne have a mental breakdown and go after Kary inappropriately, although the girls mocked her and her L'infinity dress...2019-11-221h 36Two Judgey GirlsEp139: Two Judgey GirlsWe are coming to you early this week with a deep dive into RHOA. Did we cry multiple times watching Bravo this week..maybe. Are Porsha and Dennis back together? Is Cynthia the best mom in the world and Noelle brave to share her story? Meanwhile in Orange County we get to sit through a therapy session with Tamra and Ryan, do we feel sorry for Ryan? Who is the puppeteer? Who is the best chess player and who is playing checkers? Also we talk about our Top 10 Most Beautiful Housewives. Come judge with us! Sponsored by...2019-11-131h 46Two Judgey GirlsEp138: Two Judgey GirlsWhat a week: Below Deck, RHOA, RHOC, RHONJ, and RHOD, plus we got "shadow banned" from Insta and are boycotting that major event happening in NYC with Andy Cohen, The Event That Shall Not Be Named. In Atlanta, if you don't have a baby you can't hold a peach. Did you miss Nene on the screen? We finally felt justice this week as Tamra was exposed in RHOC. Shannon didn't think she was talking about her, puhhhhllleaassseeee! RHONJ had a strong start and we may have cried: Gia with the confessional and Nono always being a star. Finally, in...2019-11-071h 26Two Judgey GirlsEp137: Two Judgey GirlsThis week, we break down the Guidice Tell All with Andy. It was EVERYTHING and NOTHING at the same time. We can't wait for them to travel to Italy with the cameras. Will they reignite their romance? We also break down the Meghan King Edmonds divorce. Did Jim cheat with Nanny Carly? Is Meghan the bad guy? We discuss the birthday party of "Queen Victoria" and watch Gina lose it? Is Gina sleeping with her husband making her crazy? Will Kelly God go to Vicki's funeral? In Dallas we finally get Leeanne to the alter...will her mother show...2019-10-311h 30Two Judgey GirlsEp136: Two Judgey GirlsCourrrrrrtttttnnnney is back and the sound should be 1000x better! Mary apologizes for last week and being sick and having to suck on a cough drop the whole time. This week we discuss Kween Kathy, the President of OC Fashion Week, #fireTamrahireKathy, Ryan being patriotic and depressed, plus Gina and Matt's romance novel and/or stalker waiting for her in her bed. Meanwhile in Dallas, we grieve the loss of our dearest Playboy Bun Bun, may he rest in peace. We would totally be okay if Kameron threw us a couples wedding shower, she truly has exquisite taste and...2019-10-241h 58Two Judgey GirlsEp135: Two Judgey GirlsSummer Mary is back with Greg Eddings!!! We update you on Joe Giudice's deportation and his new bod that he is showing off in Italy. Will Tre finally divorce him? Meanwhile we hop on the HOT MESS EXPRESS train to San Diego for Shannon's 55th birthday. Emily and Gina still can't manage to repair their friendship. Tamra and Braunwyn finally get it on and we get to see a little bit of MKEPI. In Dallas we have to attend another "shower" for Leanne. Kary is really coming in with a splash and continues to question Leanne. We get to...2019-10-171h 11Two Judgey GirlsTwo Judgey Girls BONUS EPISODE: ROCK OF LOVEWe are taking this week off for a much needed break! In place of our usual weekly podcast, we are giving you access to our first Patreon bonus episode! We dive deep into the pilot episode of Rock of Love starring Bret Michaels. You can find all three seasons on Amazon Prime and/or Hulu (but we recommend Prime as it has the uncensored version). Head over to our Patreon for more bonus content revisiting pilot episodes of the golden-era of reality television. We'd love for you to be a Juror Patron for $5/month, which truly...2019-10-0939 minTwo Judgey GirlsEp133: Two Judgey GirlsBefore Courtney's Italian vacay, we had to deep dive the season finale of Below Deck and Real Housewives of Orange County. Is Captain Sandy too harsh? Does Hannah not have a passion for yachting? What really happened between Aesha and Jack? Meanwhile in Arizona, Vicki continues to spread rumors and lies about Kelly God--now she can't step foot on Jolie's school? Tamra actually sheds some light on Vicki but we see her playing for both sides (Kelly and Vicki) and maybe for the other team with Braunwyn. Are we really buying Vicki's apology and surrendering to Kelly, can they m...2019-10-021h 29Two Judgey GirlsEp132: Two Judgey GirlsThis was the best RHOC episode in two seasons, PRAISE THE LORD! Did Kelly Dodd take it too far? Is Gina drinking the Koolaid, spiked with tequila, out of a wine glass? If you were "diagnosed" with a concussion would you drink night of? What DR okay'd that? Is Emily being a bad friend or Gina? Emily doesn't look like Shrek. Meanwhile, in Mexico LeeAnne officially initiates Kary into the group by telling her her life story. Stephanie is really spiraling hearing about it. We get to see D'Andra's spanx and striptease dance. Kam calls Brandi trash but not whi...2019-09-261h 29Two Judgey GirlsEp131: Two Judgey GirlsWhat would you rather do instead of watch a Tamra scene? We give you our Top 10. How did Shannon not even flinch when Kelly hit her in the head? Did Tamra perpetuate the situation? Did Emily's sexy dance turn on her father-in-law? Was Vicki only allowed to show up for 24 hours? Meanwhile, in Dallas the girls head to Mexico and things got a little dark. Will this vacation be the new Scary Island? Team LeeAnne or Team Kary? We're team Let's Listen to Kam Speak "mexicano." This week's episode is sponsored by LULUSIMONSTUDIO.COM use code 'TJG...2019-09-191h 31Two Judgey GirlsEp130: Two Judgey GirlsWhat's worse: going to jail in front of your kids or an ambulance? Are you team Emily or Gina? MVP this week goes to Spencer Judge. How did that human come out of Tamrat? Does Vicki actually get to go to Arizona? Do we like Dr. Deb and her eccentricities? Meanwhile in Dallas we really feel the love between Rich and Leanne, do they have an open relationship? We think that Tinsley and Kameron need a spin off. How much did Mama Dee pay for that 50th birthday? Kudos to Stephanie and Brandi roasting D'Andra, enough with the candles...2019-09-121h 35Two Judgey GirlsEp129: Two Judgey GirlsThis week we deep dive into the Real Housewives of Dallas season 4 premiere. Is Mamma Dee sabotaging D'Andra? Did Jeremy have an affair? Who the hell is Jessica? Does Leeanne rehearse her lines? WE NEED more Kam!!!! In the OC, we continue to feel bad for Gina and love her new friendship with Shannon. Meanwhile, we still loathe Tamra and want Shane to fill up Emily's love tank. Come judge with us!! This week's episode is sponsored by Native Deodorant. Visit nativedeodorant.com and use promo code 'TJG' during checkout!You can find u...2019-09-061h 23Two Judgey GirlsEp128: Two Judgey GirlsIf Tamra can start a train rumor, then we are starting a rumor that Tamra is a swinger as it only seems fair. #bantamra #TAMRAT. We are standing strong with Kelly God, Gina, and Emily. Our favorite quote this week: "It can’t get worse. I went to jail, adultery, divorce." -GinaWe wrap up the Southern Charm finale to find out that Kathryn might not be sober. Has the cast has been covering for her because of her custody battle? Madison didn't come off as the most apologetic person and continues to be friends with benefits to...2019-08-291h 35Two Judgey GirlsEp127: Two Judgey GirlsWe can officially say farewell to Bethenny Frankel... for now. We got dark in Orange County with Gina admitting Matt had an affair, Shane not wanting Emily to "sexy" dance, and the Tres Amigas alluding to Kelly Dodd participating in a sex train. Guys--she hasn't even had a threesome (according to the comment left on our Instagram)! We are ready to make the amigas go adios. In the South, our Craig admits to abusing adder all and EVERYONE questions Kween Kathryn's own sobriety. Rewatch her appearance on WWHL--what do you think? Come judge with us!This...2019-08-221h 44Two Judgey GirlsEp126: Two Judgey GirlsAll males are cancelled! Ok not really but we do have a Bravo problem with males (and females--Lenethia!) who cross the line and need to be held accountable. Shep, baby boy, what is you doing? We discuss the Southern Charm season finale and definitely do NOT approve of Shep bringing the girls to embarrass Madison and Austen. In fact, we are now #TeamMadisten. The OC isn't doing much better with Tamra still being there. Team Jolie and more Kelly. Can we get a spinoff? Did we miss Vicki? Does anything ever happen on this show? And guys, we really...2019-08-151h 42Two Judgey GirlsEp125: Two Judgey GirlsWe are counting down the days till Summer Mary disappears, but first, we get to hear all about her trip to Charleston and cocktail hour with Ms. Patricia Altschul. We deep dive into Southern Charm and the downhill of Shep Rose (did you see that insta story this week?). Will Madison and Austen last? The RHOC premiere showed us how Shannon got her groove back. Kelly Dodd is now a plastic surgery informercial, Braunwyn came in HOT, Gina is on the hot mess express (but we sure do feel for her!), Emily still can't stand Shane and we still...2019-08-081h 50Two Judgey GirlsEp124: Two Judgey GirlsWhile Summer Mary galavants around Charleston (A LEGITIMATE INVITATION TO LEGENDARY PAT ALTSCHUL'S HOUSE!), Courtney holds down the fort with our amazing guest, Krzysztof Pakula, who is a reality TV aficionado. We finish out this season of RHOBH praising Camille for being both unhinged and also being an entire storyline for the season. We get into the chlamydia of it all with Southern Charm. Should Madison have been on The Bachelorette instead of this show? Do we want Austen and her together (spoiler alert: they are!)? Did Shep want to date Madison first? DID HE GIVE DANNI CHLAMYDIA!? To...2019-08-011h 36
Two Judgey GirlsEp123: Two Judgey GirlsCourtney is back! The RHONY reunion wrapped and it had us wanting more. The silver lining was Lu ending the season cheers with an AA prayer and virgin mimosa. We loved Andy asking the women about their lawsuits, break that fourth wall down. Camille's shoulders must be tired from caring the season. The Southern Charm kids are still in Colorado taking in the local delicacies and Kathryn does not approve. Come judge with us! Sponsored by www.morelabs.com/TJG. Use code 'TJG' for 20% off. Rough mornings after drinking are now optional! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...2019-07-261h 32
Two Judgey GirlsEp122: Two Judgey GirlsWelcome back my boy Greg @geddings, Courtney is in New York trying to track down Craig and Austen. Meanwhile Summer Mary and Greg review the RHONY reunion part 1. Have Lu and Dorinda finally made amends? Bethenny finally gives us a better time line of her and Dennis' relationship. We snooze through the Beverly Hills reunion, but learn that Aaron's dick is bigger than Kyle's shoe. We also dive deep into Potomac and I finally understand...these women give ZERO FUCKS! We tackle #penisgate and watch the sexual assault allegations play out in the press and on camera. Come judge with...2019-07-181h 22
Two Judgey GirlsEp121: Two Judgey GirlsWe dive deep into the RHBH finale. Do we love Camille or love to hate her? Is Courtney attracted to Peeekkkaayyy? Should LVP have received a better send off for 9 years working at Bravo? And don’t get us started about the lunch 6 months later... Meanwhile in Charleston we break down Craig’s mental breakdown and are haunted again by the return of Ashley Jacobs. We definitely get back on the crazy train. Come judge with us! Sponsored by www.whosthathousewife.com, the fresh new game that celebrates the most iconic housewives from seasons past and present. Sponsored by NATIVE Deod...2019-07-111h 14
Two Judgey GirlsEp120: Two Judgey GirlsHAPPY 4th OF JULY TO ALL OF OUR JURORS! We break down all things #JaxGotitWright plus update you on #TomandArianaWatch2019. Did Jax's mom attend the wedding? What about LVP? Did Carter and the triplets make it? Plus every sponsor, what she wore, and their first song. We also discuss the RHOC trailer for Season 14, which confirms Vicki's devotion. And ONE fun fact about The Hills... PLUS, Summer Mary goes back in time with Kate Casey to discuss the first ever episode of RHONY. Do they miss Alex and Simon? This was a time when Lu was still a Countess and...2019-07-041h 28
Two Judgey GirlsEp119: Two Judgey GirlsBethenny almost dies? Are the girls trying to push out Tinselly? Who enjoyed the strippers the most? In BH, Camille acts pernicious and says everything we've been thinking to Doritos' face. How does she have all of that money? The gentlemen from the South are still arguing with each other. Are Shep and Whitney bullies? Who will bring home the most ladies to the penthouse? Will Austen ever get over Madison? We also talk about the comeback of The Hills as well as the Insta deep dives Mary has done this week. Come judge with us! This week's episode is...2019-06-281h 49
Two Judgey GirlsEp118: Two Judgey GirlsCourtney is back and we dive DEEEEEEEP into RHONY, the best show on Bravo ever to exist. This masterpiece of a show deserves to be in a museum of TV so that when aliens come down and see what we have done on Earth, they get it. BH existed in Provence where Kyle and Teddi blacked out and attacked Erika Jayne--whose team are you on? Our poor Craigy got verbally abused by the boys while camping, while Whitney had an incident with wiener juice... Come judge with us! This week's sponsors are: LULUSIMONSTUDIO has the cutest clothes at www.lulusimonstudio...2019-06-212h 07
Two Judgey GirlsEp117: Two Judgey GirlsMary from the Bay comes to you with Greg Eddings with the latest RHNY, RHBH, and Southern Charm debriefing. We discuss Mila the new chef on Below Deck that licks raw steak. Mario graces us with his presence all for Ramona to have a moment to make him jealous #payback. Sonja is totally fine and not taking pills, glad the hot paramedics came. Lu knows the girls are just jealous of her success. Meanwhile the girls in Charleston get on Kathryn for her spending, taste in men, and going MIA. In Beverly Hills nothing happened once again but we got...2019-06-071h 14
Two Judgey GirlsEp116: Two Judgey GirlsSummer Mary hangs with Shep, Austen, and Carlito in sf. She once again finds out nothing and everything. Does Austen need to cut the Madison cord? Does Craig get better looking each episode? Is Sonja on pills? Do Lu and Ramona get her sloppy seconds? Have you peed in a bathtub? DDDDDooooooorrrrrrinnndddaaaaaa. Sorry, Kyle killed it as a playboy bunny at Farrahween and Rinna slayed as Erika Jayne. But would Erika Jayne ever talk about stuffed animal bunnies? Does Kim owe her an apology? Come judge with us. Sponsored by www.whosthathousewife.com, the fresh new game that celebrates the...2019-05-311h 36
Two Judgey GirlsEp115: Two Judgey GirlsBreaking news: Life isn’t a Cabaret. Lu is back in jail (well she was cuffed and released, but whatever)! We guess upstate makes you want to drink(like Tinsley said). Margarita was the true star this episode and Dorinda wouldn’t let Ramona-size-it. We are wondering if Sonja could do our hair sometime? Down South we are hoping Kathryn will get pregnant so Patricia can be a grandmother. Meanwhile Shep is legit “ditching” girls. Chelsea has a house warming party and teaches us to play hammer and nail. In Hawaii, Camille is officially married no thanks to Kyle's help. LVP does...2019-05-241h 50
Two Judgey GirlsEp114: Two Judgey GirlsThe return of Southern Charm (and more importantly, lil Craigy) got us going this week! What a breath of fresh! Thank Bravs, because we were forced to watch the VPR gang up. We wish we didn't have to figure out what side we would be on. Let's split it into two shows! New York ladies headed to the cabaret star's house in upstate New York as we slowly watched Sonja unravel into her eccentricities. We loved seeing the BH girls get drunk while watching how expensive it is to be Erika Jayne. Come judge with us! This week's podcast is...2019-05-161h 37
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Two Judgey GirlsEp112: Two Judgey GirlsThis is an extra long podcast to inform you of all the important things you need to know about! Mary and Shep! Fofty/Lala Rand! VPR people buying houses! Tinsley breaking down! Bethenny on the brim of breaking down! VPR casts livers' breaking down! Kemsley/Todd relationship breaking down! Teddi's new bangs trying to fly away! Come judge with us! This week we have two sponsors: Beauty by Design, your new personalized skincare. You can get 20% at www.beautybydesign.com/TJG. Zola, a free wedding website for all your wedding needs. You can get $50 off your registry on Zola by...2019-05-022h 17
Two Judgey GirlsEp111: Two Judgey GirlsThis extra long episode will get you ready for the weekend. Was it Table 61 or 62? Was Ramona showing us her true social climbing ways? Tinsley is officially single... again. Boy George brought the girls together until PEeeeKkkkaaaayyyy made a crack with his “British humor.” Is Teddi defending Kyle too much? Would you want Denise to be your mediator? Jax continues to be a narcissist and carry around his dads' ashes to get out of trouble with Brittany’s family. How did Katie become the Matron of Honor? Is it because she is the only person Jax hasn’t slept with? Come jud...2019-04-262h 04
Two Judgey GirlsEp110: Two Judgey GirlsOn VPR this week, we see an exorcism, go to a puppy shower, and watch Lala perform in honor of her father. Meanwhile in the Bezerkshires, Sonja has a mental breakdown and quickly recovers while she farts, scissors, and dances on the pool table. Tinsley and Scott’s relationship continues to be on the rocks and everyone is putting it under a microscope. Is Scott controlling? Would you do truth or dare? In RHOBH, Lois comes into town and we hear her survive story. Plus Camille gets passionate about Kavanaugh and puts her gloves up vs Rinna. How did all th...2019-04-181h 47
Two Judgey GirlsEp109: Two Judgey GirlsOkay Lala, was it anxiety or the Sunday Scaries? Is Tom Juan the sexiest most romantic husband alive? Meow. Is Billie Lee left out or just the worst? Meanwhile in Beverly Hills, are we team no one or drunk Camille? Goodbbbbyyyyeeee Kyle. The Berkshires continues to never disappoint. Sonja Morgan has a mental breakdown about acid on fingers and touching letters and Bethenny can’t stop crying...in the shalllllowwww...and we get to see Ramona and her infamous swimsuit. Come judge with us! This week's sponsor is Care/of vitamins. Head to www.TakeCareOf.com and use code 'TJG50...2019-04-111h 47
Two Judgey GirlsEp108: Two Judgey GirlsWe are a house divided: Courtney is Team LVP while Mary is Team Everybody Else. Where do you lie? Pick the right side. Be judicious in your convictions. Ariana and Kristen stole the show on VPR this week and we want to see more Mexico! Is the Countess on her high horse? Should she be knocked down a few pegs? Should Dorinda be kowtowing her to her? The Bezerkshires are the best! Come and judge with us! This week's episode is sponsored by HelloFresh. Go to www.HelloFresh.com/TJG80 and use code 'TJG80' for $80 off your first month.2019-04-041h 49
Two Judgey GirlsEp107: Two Judgey GirlsWe get to see the TomTom Grand Opening Party and we think the $18k motorcycle side car was well worth it. Is Katie being a needy wife because she has an EQ of a 14 year old? Feed the hogggg. We are completely obsessed with Aaron and Denise and loved EVERYTHING about their wedding. Did LVP leak #puppygate to Radar Online? Is Lu holding a grudge? Should Dorinda just apologize? Come judge with us! Sponsored by www.morelabs.com/TJG use code TJG for 20% off. Don’t make a morning after drinking hard anymore. Drink morning recovery! Hosted on Acast. Se...2019-03-281h 39
Two Judgey GirlsEp106: Two Judgey GirlsWe are over LucyLucy Apple Juicy! Teddi owned it, why didn’t LVP? Does Aaron have a big penis? Denise is the saving grace of #RHOBH. Did Lala lose her shit in a Versace dress? Are we team James? Do you go to clam bakes and bring home lobster? Come judge with us! This week's podcast is sponsored by LULUSIMONSTUDIO. Head over to www.lulusimonstudio.com and use code 'TJG20' to take advantage of their super cute clothing and accessories. We love it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-03-211h 42
Two Judgey GirlsEp105: Two Judgey GirlsDo we even need a description when we can quote Tyler Perry instead? Dorinda gave us the ultimate gift this week with her text to Lu. VPR teeters the line with should we or should we not like James. Schwartz felt in the middle of his wife and his work wife, but we liked him defending his wife. We are sick of #lucygate and wish the girls would focus more on why everything is Dorit's fault and less about LVP. We also shed some tears watching Kyle and her family send Sophia off to college. No tears were shed while...2019-03-141h 47
Two Judgey GirlsEp104: Two Judgey GirlsBravo overwhelmed us this week with all the shows. We did our best to catch up on all things VPR, Summer House, RHOA, Mexican Dynasties, RHOBH, RHONJ AND RHONY! (Try saying that three times fast!)We welcome back RHONY and Ramona's swimming lessons but we could have waited a week with all we were given. We are glad RHONJ and Danielle's face will be off our screen for a bit. We want to read more of Kyle's 17 page email! Is Katie really a mean girl? Is Carter the worst? Also, can we all not be on Team Teddi or LVP...2019-03-071h 53
Two Judgey GirlsEp103: Two Judgey GirlsThis week we travel to Mexico City and meet three new families that we are obsessing over: me encanta Mexican Dynasty. In RHOBH, we continue in the Bahamas and the bitches came out. LVP confronts Erika about a grievance note and Rinna thinks LVP set up Teddi. Whose side are we on? Meanwhile, in New Jersey we discover that Tre will always hate Melissa and never pick her as a friend. VPR got soft this week and showed Stassi, Lala, and Crazy Kristen with a heart. Come judge with us! This week's episode is sponsored by Zola. Go to www...2019-02-281h 47
Two Judgey GirlsEp102: Two Judgey GirlsGet ready for an extra long podcast! You asked and we delivered: the first 25 minutes is dedicated to the Khloe/Tristan/Jordyn/Kylie drama. Then we deep dive into the New Jersey Reunion. Who won at the reunion: Jackie or Tre? Really, bitch? Crazy Kristen falls over in SoVain and Carter is exposed for not paying rent. Meanwhile, in Beverly Hills the girls head to the Bahamas in the PJ on a trip "from Dorit", who definitely was not robbed. Oh and everybody makes a big deal that Erika drinks beer! This week's podcast is sponsored by LULUSIMONSTUDIO. Head over...2019-02-212h 00
Two Judgey GirlsEp101: Two Judgey GirlsBeverly Hills is back and we get to meet Charlie Scheen’s ex-wife, Denise Richards. Did you know Denise was once married to Charlie? #winning We finally get to see what all the fighting is about. Did Doritoes put a Vanderpump dog in a shelter? Is Teddi gossiping about it? Is LVP showing real emotions? Whose side are you on? Meanwhile, in VPR the girls take a PJ to So-vain (say that in a Kentucky accent). Crazy Kristen got on the plane along with Scheana’s stuffed animal, Love Frog. Finally, in New Jersey, Marge takes charge and helps her husb...2019-02-141h 59
Two Judgey GirlsEp100: Two Judgey GirlsThis is our 100th episode! Thank you ALL so much for listening, liking, and laughing with us. This week, we deep dive into 45 mins worth of news updates. We debrief the TomTom Daily Mail Party and reminsce on the Posche Fashion Show that almost was in RHONJ. In honor of our 100th episode, we are doing a giveaway: email us at twojudgeygirls.com with your creative Bravo meme, caption, hashtags, and insta handle and we will post our top 10 favorite. If we post yours, we will send you a TJG hat! This week's podcast is sponsored by Morning Recovery. Use...2019-02-071h 43
Two Judgey GirlsEp99: Two Judgey GirlsThose who ask shall receive: we deep dive into Andy’s baby shower; who was there, who wasn’t there, and the legend that is Lisa Rinna. We breakdown the RHONY trailer and are curious why Tinsley is so miserable. Did Jax and Lala sleep together? Did Lala go down on Ariana? And who’s side are you on: Team Marge or Team Jen/Tre/Danielle? Come judge with us!This week's podcast is sponsored by Zola. To start your free wedding website and also get $50 off your registry on Zola go to www.ZOLA.com/TJG. Hosted on Acast...2019-01-311h 42
Two Judgey GirlsEp98: Two Judgey GirlsLots of news to catch up on: Ashley Jacobs, Lu's Tom and Jennifer from RHONJ all DM’d us this past week; Kathryn Dennis is officially in a relationship with Hunter Price, country singer; Rinna is shading LVP via insta story. We also got to experience Girls Night in where Katie and Billie threw down. Plus, we go to Cabo on RHONJ and talk about lip liner and monkeys' assholes. Come judge with us!This week's podcast is sponsored by LOLA. You can receive 40% off of your subscription by going to www.mylola.com and using code 'TJG'. Hosted on...2019-01-241h 45
Two Judgey GirlsEp97: Two Judgey GirlsCould we be more obsessed with Beau? Could we cringe anymore watching Scheana pretend she was on The Bachelorette? Do we have empathy for James? Is Stassi’s mom like Ariel or did she just drink too much? In New Jersey, Jennifer comes wine tasting with guns blazing and knives. Milania premieres “Can’t Wait to Grow Up” and Marge is jealous of Danielle’s good looks, according to Marty. Come judge with us! This week's podcast is sponsored by LULUSIMONSTUDIO. Head over to www.lulusimonstudio.com and use code 'TJG20' to take advantage of their super cute clothing and accessor...2019-01-171h 24
Two Judgey GirlsEp96: Two Judgey GirlsWe are back and recharged after a holiday hiatus! We breakdown Lindsay Lohan’s Beach House, and ask 'does is rival VPR?' We discuss many of the Golden Globes movies plus Birdbox. We deep dive into RHONJ: Mary has found a new love for Joe Gorga and Frank, Courtney can have Frankie. Plus, we breakdown down another one of Stassi’s birthday meltdowns. Come judge with us! This week's podcast is sponsored by Morning Recovery. Head over towww.morningrecoverydrink.com/TJG and use code 'TJG' for 20% off. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-01-111h 32
Two Judgey GirlsEp95: Two Judgey GirlsWelcome back Courtney from LA. We update you on the latest news: is Gretchen pregnant? Kenya Moore using baby doubles? Bethenny in the hospital? Is James Kennedy an alcoholic? Did he cheat? Did Raquel turn a blind (glass)eye? Are we Team Jackie or Tre? Is Danielle really allergic to so many things? Has Mary watched Unanchored or 90 Day Fiance? Is Rhylee all riled up after the new deckhand? And is his name Tyler or Trevor?! Find out all this and more on this extra long episode of TJG, our last of 2018! Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast...2018-12-201h 55
Two Judgey GirlsEp94: Two Judgey GirlsWelcome back Colleen from the Bay, Mary’s little sister! This week we wrap up the OC finale and talk about all the girls' regrets, dive into VPR Pride (we def think James cheated on Raquel and her glass eye), and love to see the producers shade Scheana. In New Jersey, we are loving Jackie and want more Danielle Staub, the Bridezilla. Is Mary wishing she was a full time housewife? Come judge with us! This week's episode is sponsored by Morning Recovery. Head over to www.morningrecoverydrink.com/tjg and use code TJG for 20% off. Summer Mary and Winter Ma...2018-12-1447 min
Two Judgey GirlsEp93: Two Judgey GirlsThe VPR premiere may have been underwhelming to some but watching Jax and Britney propose at a fast food restaurant was satisfying to Mary. The Dallas reunion felt like a New Year’s Eve party and a screaming match. In New Jersey, Nonno and Jackie were the breakout stars, with None taking shots after surgery, and Jackie calling out Tre for not controlling her husband--that's why he is at camp. Oh and RHOC happened too... Come judge with us! This week's episode is sponsored by Care/Of Vitamins. Use code TJG for 25% off your monthly order at www.takecareof.com. #Ca...2018-12-071h 34
Two Judgey GirlsEp92: Two Judgey GirlsThe Dallas finale had a special guest star: Satan, we mean Leeanne...but come on, she was legit possessed. We are Team Brandi&Stephanie. We were so nostalgic for this frat party. The RHOC reunion was explosive. The OG of the OC starts cocaine rumors and calls Kelly God a bad mom. We were not impressed with the Jersey girls in Oklahoma and thought it was rather boring. On Below Deck, Chandler and Caroline both exit the boat...come judge with us!This week's podcast is sponsored by Morning Recovery. Use code 'TJG' for 20% off of your order at www...2018-11-301h 27
Two Judgey GirlsBONUSEp91: Two Judgey GirlsWe may be taking the Thanksgiving week off with live viewing, but we got you with an all new BONUS episode of TJG to listen to on your long drive to see family. We discuss the ICONIC Table Flip of Real Housewives of New Jersey, Season 1 Episode 6. Was Danielle fighting an uphill battle? Did Dina really show the book? Why was Caroline's hair cut that way? Did Jacqueline start the rift in the Laurita clan by sticking up for Danielle? Did Danielle really throw up and have diarrhea for 3 weeks straight? Come judge with us and see!This week's podcast...2018-11-2148 min
Two Judgey GirlsEp90: Two Judgey GirlsIs LVP officially out of the 90210? Why wasn’t she is Paris with the other girls? Is Denise a full time housewife? How did VPR get a Vogue spread? Are they the modern day Friends cast? Do we like Lala’s Rand? Should the Tres Abuelas officially retire from the OC? Are you Team Tre and Nonno or Team Melissa and Joe Gorga? Did Mark Deuber redeem himself this week? Did we need to see his infamous D? Is Brandi too paranoid about Leanne? Come judge with us. This week's episode is sponsored by Morning Recovery. You can go to www...2018-11-161h 32
Two Judgey GirlsEp89: Two Judgey GirlsOne of us enjoyed the RHONJ premiere and the other thought they were reusing stories lines...Teresa as a body builder--thanks Tamra for the inspiration. Marge Sr. getting vaj rejuvenated just like Stephanie Hollman and Kelly Dodd. Melissa and Tre fighting again... haven’t seen that before. Meanwhile, we thought we were watching an episode of Botched instead of RHOC. So much plastic! In Copenhagen, D’Andra and Kam go into it leading to Leeanne to pop off. Why are they all Team Leeanne?! Come judge with us!P.S. Courtney's passion takes over again and she is WORKING ON IT O...2018-11-081h 27
Two Judgey GirlsEp88: Two Judgey GirlsThe VPR trailer is ready for your viewing pleasure. This is probably the only time you will see LVP on film since she won’t film for RHOBH. We breakdown all the Halloween costumes of the Housewives--Lisa Rinna killed it as Erika Jayne. In Jamaica, Shannon still is missing and the girls worry about her “health”. We also get to see the woman try to twerk and please, please make it stop!. Meanwhile in Dallas, Dee goes into Mama mode and will defend D'Andra till the end of time. Kam thinks D'Andra is being a psycho not showing up for weddin...2018-11-021h 15
Two Judgey GirlsEp87: Two Judgey GirlsCourtney is back and we have so much to catch up on...Mario was caught filming on RHONY this week; RHOC is filming the reunion; LVP is NOT filming RHOBH?! We go down to Jamaica and see Shannon unravel and the girls accuse her of having a drinking problem. In Dallas, D'Andra is also accused of a drinking problem and is warned by the Westcotts to be cautious with the company you keep aka Brandi. Come judge with us!This week's podcast is sponsored by Teami Blends. Use code 'JUDGEY' for 15% off their detox mask at www.teamiblends.com...2018-10-261h 10
Two Judgey GirlsBONUSEp86: Two Judgey GirlsTravel back to us with us to season one, episode 9 , of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, THE DINNER PARTY FROM HELL! We breakdown this episode 8 years later. Between Allison Dubois, the morally corrupt Faye Resnick, and Camille Grammar stirring the pot we can't get enough. Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-10-1840 min
Two Judgey GirlsEp85: Two Judgey GirlsWithout Courtney from LA, Mary from the Bay invited her sister Colleen to judge with her. Enjoy the Mahoney girls breaking down Juicy Joe's deportation, Bethenny's new man plus her drunken insta stories from the Berkshires, Mary's review of Erika Jayne concert, or was it Magic Mike? We also deep dive into 90 Days Fiance, Colleen is an expert. Come judge with us!Sponsored by www.morningrecoverydrink.com use code TJG for $5 off your purchase. This is Summer Mary's go to if she wants to enjoy a few cocktails. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-10-1353 min
Two Judgey GirlsEp84: Two Judgey GirlsYou asked for it, so we went in on Before the 90 Days: 90 Day Fiancé. On RHOC, we got to see Vicki scream into Steve’s ear on a Harley, plus Shannon grab her fat on national television. We also got duped into watch Play by Play again because it recorded RHOC as a 90 minute viewing. We do not like this, Bravo! Meanwhile in Dallas, the kids stole the show and D’Andra got Leeanne back for that $200 comment by asking if Rich is faithful. Come judge with us and meet Summer Mary THIS Sunday night at 21st Amendment in SF. This...2018-10-051h 09
Two Judgey GirlsEp83: Two Judgey GirlsBreaking news this week with an official T-Rav arrest in Charleston. We tell a heart warming story from a Juror with Stephanie Hollman about her husbands childhood. Is Lou drinking again? We give you the Play by Play on Jerry O’Connell and his cohosts. In Orange County we are Team Gina this week and won’t let these OG’s attack her. Do the tres amigas need to adios? Meanwhile in Dallas, nothing happened...besides Leanne’s crocodile tears. Won’t you judge with us? Sponsored by Teami blends www.teamiblends.com Try the Green Tea Detox Mask that we are obs...2018-09-271h 23
Two Judgey GirlsEp82: Two Judgey GirlsIs Bravo in a weird lull? Where are all the shows? This week allowed us to go more detailed into the current housewives of OC & Dallas. We talk the current drama of Shannon & Tamra vs Emily. Have we finally both turned on Shannon? Are we over her antics? Do we love the new girls? The answer to all is YES! Courtney is then joined by her roommate, Tiffany, who you may all remember from before. She tried really hard to be sober, but failed due to an incident she tells us about. She gives her opinions on all the Dallas...2018-09-201h 28
Two Judgey GirlsEp81: Two Judgey GirlsWe discuss lots of hard hitting news this week: Teresa divorcing? Skinny Girl fat tax on jeans? Tammy Sue moving? Steve Gold has a girlfriend? Ryan Serhant still doesn't know Mary? Jax is hot again? Denise Richards gets married? Jenni doesn't work for Jeff Lewis? Doritos is a jerk and hates puppies? Mary was actually Team Tammy Sue this week? We love Stephanie Hollman? Cary and Boober Deuber are the worst? Come judge with us!This week's episode is sponsored by Care/Of Vitamins. Use code TJG for 25% off your monthly order at www.takecareof.com. #CareOfPartner Hosted on...2018-09-141h 22
Two Judgey GirlsEp80: Two Judgey GirlsAnd just like that, the Real Housewives of New York is officially over. We didn’t get our Sag Harbor sit down like we wanted, but Lu did make an appearance on WWHL to do a mini reLUnion. We still can't understand why 75% of "people" are Team Bethanny. After more information about her program, we want Teddi to hold us accountable; it looks like Moose Knuckle T-Rav and Trashley are back together? And Lala is engaged to Turtle! (Both Jax and Scheana must be seething...) We head back to Beaver Creek to find out who is the official Queen of Da...2018-09-071h 15
Two Judgey GirlsEp79: Two Judgey GirlsMary & Courtney are together in the bay this week! We talk about boring RHOC out of habit but are really just here to see Emily threaten everyones lives. Dallas is the gift that keeps on giving and we will take all we can of Kameron's confessionals and the hijinks of Brandi and Stephanie. Were you #teambethenny or #teamcarole or #teamnextseason? Ready for that one-on-one with Lu any time now... Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-08-311h 08
Two Judgey GirlsEp78: Two Judgey GirlsRIP Summer Mary. We go into the RHONY reunion and get mad at Andy for not being unbiased. We knew when Carole's text message went off that she was done. You are a drunk vs you're a drunk... that is the Shakespearian question. Leeanne makes us question fashion in Dallas plus we yearn for a $22k baby delivery party for us (minus the baby part...). Shannon also gets $22k/month from Beady Beador but we are just happy she is not attracted to him anymore! Come judge with us!This week's episode is sponsored by Teami Blends. Go to www...2018-08-241h 30
Two Judgey GirlsEp77: Two Judgey GirlsWhile Summer Mary is having an UnBELIZEable time on vacation, we welcome special guest Jason Richman. Jason attended #CountessandFriends with us and gave us a new perspective on all things Bravo. We welcomed the newest season of Real Housewives of Dallas, said a classy cabaret goodbye to Real Housewives of New York and shared a mutual love over Thick as Thieves Shannon Beador. Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-08-161h 21
Two Judgey GirlsEp76: Two Judgey GirlsWe really dive deep into Orange County and New York. Mary had her RHOC Watch Party and even FaceTimed with the new girl, Emily, who we are totally loving. Are you #TeamGodd or #TeamOGoftheOC? Do we actually like Tamra? Is Lu jealous of Ramona’s new renovation? Is Sonja the new face of Depends? Why did Bethenny ditch Ramona’s party? Why was this episode even in existence? Come judge with us!This weeks episode is sponsored by Morning Recovery. Use code TJG for $5 off of their 6-, 12-, or 24- packs on www.morningrecoverydrink.com. Hosted on Acast. See...2018-08-091h 31
Two Judgey GirlsEp75: Two Judgey GirlsWe are back! We break down the last two episodes of RHONY in Colombia. We watched Sonja pee her swimsuit she was trying to resell, Dorinda “not slur her words,” Lu judge her, and Carole and B continue to loathe each other. Meanwhile in the OC, we go back to Andale’s to see Tamra and her 4th boob job, Shannon and her spanx, and Vicki not really whoop it up. And finally, we see Ashley talk with Andy about being brainwashed. So much to discuss, come judge with us!This week's episode is sponsored by Teami Blends. Get 15% off of you...2018-08-031h 41
Two Judgey GirlsBONUSEp74: Two Judgey GirlsWe do a deep DEEEEEEP dive into the Real Housewives of Orange County episode of Naked Wasted. If you want to watch prior to listening, you can view Season 4 Episode 8 on Hulu. A rewatch of this episode shows that this would NEVER fly and that Tamra most likely would have been fired. Ryan proves to be creepier than ever and poor Gretchen just wanted to be besties with TAMRUHHHHHHHHH! And Donn is stil around! Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-07-2842 min
Two Judgey GirlsEp73: Two Judgey GirlsTHE OC IS BACK! Mary gave the RHOC premiere a B-, as the ropes course saved the day. In Cartegena, Sofia Vergara joined the cast... or was it Samantha Jones? Either way, one of these characters watched from rehab. (Another tough week for Lu.) Are you Team Bethenny or Team Carole? Mary continues to loathe B. Strong while Courtney is Team No One. The Southern Charm reunion kicks off with a letter from TRavs attorney addressing the mutual decision to not attend and acknowledging "fans". We loved Cam and Kathryn making up and are ready to see an Ashley intervention...2018-07-2854 min
Two Judgey GirlsEp72: Two Judgey GirlsFull update of all things VPR including: pregnant?! fired?! TOMTOM!? We are praying for Ashley and her cyst and disease from Katherine. She remains the trash she has always been. Lu didn't have such a hot week in real time but is rocking the cabaret rehearsals. Speed dating looks about as fun as can be imagined and Ramona proves that she is the best dater of them all, even if all she ends up with is a half drank tequila. Come judge with us!Interested in Teami Blends? Use our code JUDGEY for 15% off any order from their website, www...2018-07-281h 27
Two Judgey GirlsBONUS Ep71: Two Judgey GirlsBonus episode for everybody! With Bravo on a new episode hiatus this week, Courtney & Mary took a deep dive into the brilliant RHONY episodes of Scary Island. You may be shook to hear our take on whose side we are really on, but we will try to convince you to join us as well. Hope you've enjoyed your 4th of July and enjoy this BONUS episode! Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-07-0544 min
Two Judgey GirlsEp70: Two Judgey GirlsWe catch up on Summer Mary's shenanigans and live vicariously through her. With only a few new episodes this week, we deep dive into Southern Charm and all the drama that ensues. We thank our lucky stars that New York brings it week after week. 1 dinner, 3 fights, where is the caution tape? They know how to give it to us and make us want more... just like Ramona and the banana bread. Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-06-291h 25
Two Judgey GirlsEp69: Two Judgey GirlsThis week we celebrate the life of Bobby Zarin and watch Bethenny and Jill rekindle their friendship. Meanwhile, we see Lu outside of prison and rehab to have some R&R in her home state of Connecticut. Ramona is confronted for asking Tom (it’s about Tom) to come to one of his parties. Who does Ramona think she is? Slob Kebab. In Charleston, Ashley is struggling to deal with Thomas and hopes he will give her a ring. She is disappointed with a bracelet. Kathryn goes MIA and we find out she is battling depression. Craigy continues to work on...2018-06-221h 32
Two Judgey GirlsBONUS Ep68: Two Judgey GirlsBONUS EPISODE! Mary and Courtney discuss The Jury outing at See You Next Tuesday. Let's just say that our expectations were set low and we were pleasantly surprised. Until we weren't... Take a listen! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-06-1422 min
Two Judgey GirlsEp66: Two Judgey Girls(We accidentally deleted the original Ep66 so if you've listened, feel free to skip this one!)Courtney gives Mary and all of you some homework this weekend to watch some new shows that are outside of our Bravosphere. We lament over the ending of VPR this season, but so thankful we got some secrets revealed (Scheana's confession was not one we needed...) Orange you said its over? Below Deck continues to have horribly trained staff and Captain Sandy was too much of a guest with her Womanizer. The ladies of New York brought it this week in an episode that...2018-06-121h 31
Two Judgey GirlsEp67: Two Judgey GirlsIt's Courtney AND Mary IN LA! While we may be a few days behind our regular posting, we haven't lost our spark. Mary experienced her first Pride in LA and her run in with ZZZZZ-list VPR celeb, Logan. We deep dive into the drama of Southern Charm with Trashley and T-Rav still causing the drama--but their downfall seems inevitable. Below Deck really bores us as a recap and we are now on Team Adam. The ladies of New York continue to entertain us and we are so #blessed to have them on our TV screens. Tuesday, June 12th is our...2018-06-121h 22
Two Judgey GirlsEp65: Two Judgey GirlsMary was distracted while simultaneously recording and watching the Warriors lose. Courtney carries on a great conversation with herself. “We” talk Bezershires, Carole putting Bethanny in her place, Captain Sandy being a boss b*itch on Below Deck, and Scheana slurping up the pasta like it'll be gone in 7 minutes or less. Won't you judge with us? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-05-251h 08
Two Judgey GirlsEp64: Two Judgey GirlsTJG Royal Wedding Edition (plus our usuals)! Hear all our thoughts on our California girl, Meghan Markle, and Harry. We get introduced to a new cast member, Paul, James' roommate, and feel weirded out but also need more of him. Carole and Tinsley continue to be sitting at the mean girls lunch table yet we can’t get enough #teamradziwill. We learn that Countess Luann always adds baby when she sings happy birthday--Court was robbed. We get to see Captain Sandy and her new crew on Below Deck and deal with the worst charter guests yet! We continue to shame TR...2018-05-211h 15
Two Judgey GirlsEp63: Two Judgey GirlsIt should have been called "Friends and Countess", hear all about Courtney baby and Lu singing her Happy Birthday. Dorinda still continues to slur her words in Puerto Rico and Bethenny goes Dr. Drew on her. We are finally saying it: Carole is Steven Tyler’s twin sister. Jason showed up to the VPR reunion and made Scheana cry. “Why is this harder than my divorce?” The ice kween has spoken, will Erika Jayne return for another season? Teddi Bear definitely solidified her diamond. Want you judge with us? Want a video autograph from your favorite Bravolebrity? Head over to www.bo...2018-05-111h 27
Two Judgey GirlsEp62: Two Judgey GirlsPSA: NO SCREAMING THIS EPISODE. We deep dive into New York and see Mother Theresa Bethenny bring the Leper Sonja under her wing. Dorinda still says burying someone is harder than signing paperwork. Missy makes a guest spot and Lu takes her date home. We go to the TomTom Progress Party and see Rob completely ignore Scheana and her hard hat. Surprise surprise, Jax isn't moving to Florida...he is trying to move down the hall. LVP forces him give a resignation letter. We continue to watch the 2018 Dorito's apology tour and can't wait for the 3 part reunion to be...2018-05-041h 16
Two Judgey GirlsEp61: Two Judgey GirlsWe are LIVE from Portland! Come judge with us as we talk about flying with The Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick as well as all things Bravo. Is RHONY the best show now that Bravo has to offer? Is Naomie the wokest girl on Southern Charm? Have you watched Southern Charm NOLA?! (If no, START!) When is RHOBH going to be over like allegedly Erika Jayne's marriage...? COME JUDGE WITH US!Have you tried FabFitFun yet? Use our code TJG for $10 off your first box at $39.99. Go to www.fabfitfun.com to sign up--you won't regret it! Hosted on Acast...2018-04-2850 min
Two Judgey GirlsEp60: Two Judgey GirlsDEBRIEF JURY MEMBERS: LOTS OF THINGS HAVE HAPPENED WITH THIS EPISODE! Due to running a 10k and imbibing on alcoholic beverages after and also using a computer that has none of our actual podcast files and applications, today's podcast is somewhat janky. And you know what, if you love us, you'll understand and deal. WE ARE SORRY! Anyways, join us as we dive into all things Bravo this week including Southern Charm, Vanderpump Rules, the unfortunate RHOBH as well as the stellar RHONY. We got it all for you plus Summer Mary is here to give you the deets of...2018-04-231h 07
Two Judgey GirlsEp59: Two Judgey GirlsCourtney from LA met up with the VPR cast at WWHL this week. Listen to find out about the choice words Scheana had for her. Mary from the Bay returns from Mexico and is glad she didn’t have to sit down with her boyfriend and tell him the “rumor” that she hooked up with James Kennedy... at least this time it was in a hot tub. Jax has officially come unhinged. Roid rage or too much pasta? We continue to snooze through Beverly Hills and discuss if Erika is a mean girl. We cried watching Carole finish the marathon and co...2018-04-131h 41
Two Judgey GirlsEp58: Two Judgey GirlsThe podcast is back this week! While Mary from the Bay frolics where the VPR kids once peed in Mexico, Courtney from LA has a multitude of guests. We were able to CATCH Mary for a few minutes to discuss Lu's upcoming cabaret show and her detective skills in Mexico tracking down the locations of VPR. We have the ICONIC DANNY PELLEGRINO as our first podcast guest, dissecting the premiere of RHONY as well as VPR. If you're not following him on Instagram, do it now and check out his podcast too, Everything Iconic! @dannypellegrino To wrap up the rest...2018-04-062h 19
Two Judgey GirlsEp57: Two Judgey GirlsAre you playing our MARCH MADNESS brackets? You all voted the Hottest Male Bravolebrity to be Mr. Kyle Richards aka Mauricio from The Agency. Check out our insta stories to vote for the next bracket: which housewife you'd like to return to their franchise. In VPR, we finally travel to Mexico and watch Jax make up a fake job in Tampa and "break up the band." Over at Summer House, Kyle shows his true colors after taking too many swigs of rosé and told Amanda, "Summer is supposed to be FUN!" Meanwhile in Beverly Hills, Lois, Rinna's momma, was the a...2018-03-221h 11
Two Judgey GirlsEp56: Two Judgey GirlsWhat's an episode of VPR without being a Hooters? BRATney continues to reward Jax for his bad behavior by spoiling him for his birthday. Meanwhile, Billie Lee and Jeremy go on a date. But not before the Witches of Weho warn her that he is "creepy" and "predatory." Does anyone care about Ariana's va-jay-jay? In the Hamptons Hubbs exploded just like the tea in the pool, Kyle pees into a wine bottle and calls it Peenot Gris. Do you think Ramona would drink it? Over at Beverly Beach 90210, Teddi Bear stands up to Dorit and Erika. Erika caught a case...2018-03-151h 31
Two Judgey GirlsEp55: Two Judgey GirlsSORRY FOR THE SOUND! Mary is heading to meet 7-minute Rob at his launch party for his new show "This is SF" tonight! We can't wait for the stories and photos to come. We break down all things VPR in Vegas, Scheana's horrible podcast, why Dorit has the hots for Lisa and that Camille needs her diamond back. Summer House is the same old, same old. But really... MARY IS GOING TO HANG OUT WITH ROB! Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-03-091h 10
Two Judgey GirlsEp46: Two Judgey GirlsNew year, same ole Judgey Girls. Join 'The Jury Speaks' on Facebook to interact more with people that are saying what you are thinking. This week we discuss Lu in rehab, Tom kissing Lala’s friends, Jax continuing to be a sociopath while the girls eat Taco Bell, Soggy saying Daddy, the girls leaving Relationshep on their own, and Dorit continuing to bash Rinna. Come judge with us!Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1719120298153641 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-01-051h 31
Two Judgey GirlsEp28: Two Judgey GirlsThis week we breakdown the final four contestants on The Bachelorette. Peter, we know you don't want to win. We think that Craig should eat cheese while Naomi goes down as we believe in the best of both worlds. The OG of the OC returns and she is going big! We have cringeworthy moment with Shannon and David over quinoa bowls and weight gain. Tamra and Lydia go to Bible Study. Bethany disinvites Ramona to Mexico but she is still going and Sonja has a lot to say about her nether regions. Mary is praying she gets prescribed diet pills...2017-07-141h 04
Two Judgey GirlsEp18: Two Judgey GirlsWe have so many questions this week: Who's Chelsea? Would you marry without a prenup? Why have we not heard ANYTHING about The Bachelorette? Is Bobby on steroids? Is Nelson gay? Was Princess Diana a hussy? Is Tinsley to blame for Sonja falling off the wagon? Is Ramona's invitation in the mail?! Have you ever driven past a guy's house that you like just to make sure he's home? All this and more on this week's episode of Two Judgey Girls. Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2017-05-1258 min