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Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS7Ep1: All The Way Back.Zero Doinks is back for Season 7 and we have never been more full of life. So much has changed since S6 ended with the golden foot of Cairo Santos breaking the hearts of annoying Packers fans. The dream head coach candidate surprisingly said yes to Kevin Warren and the Bears braintrust. Ben Johnson’s coaching staff is expensive and impressive. Virginia McCaskey is dead. Dick Jauron? Also dead. But not Zero Doinks. We’ve never felt more alive. This will not fail.
2025-02-132h 16Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS6Ep16: Bye on a High.The Bears are riding high and taking a three game winning streak into the bye. The boys of Zero Doinks are taking a mini-bye with them, with the voice of Bill Doinks guiding you home this week. Rick tries to stay hot, the B1G has huge games ahead and we all get to sit back and watch one, and hopefully two, NFC North teams lose this weekend. Caleb is the greatest QB of all time.
2024-10-1623 minZero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS6Ep14: Red Rifle Returns. Tory for MVP.The Bears are back to .500 with no signs of ever going back under. Dan Doinks was on the field on Sunday pregame for the Rams game, and has stories for days about his experience. Thank god he and B are alive. There is no question the Bears are back, possibly all the way, after Sunday's win against the Rams, especially with the Red Rifle looming for his return to Soldier Field this weekend. We'll get you ready, as will the red hot 8-4 Zero Doinks sharp Rick Feelsmen, who is Feelsmen'ing himself after an incredible start to the year. Pl...
2024-10-021h 41Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS6Ep11: Undefeated Bears. Caleb Will Be Better.The Bears have never lost a game in the 2024 season and there is a chance they never will. Rookie QB Caleb Williams had a shaky debut, and Dan Doinks was there to see it. Is he concerned or has he already shaken it off? You'll hear from him and ZD's resident gambling shark Rick Feelsmen. You won't hear from Bill Doinks, at least directly. But he'll be back next week. We love you.
2024-09-1156 minZero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS6Ep2: Illini In S16. Fields Gone, Keenan (and Caleb) In.Bonus ep of Zero Doinks as the Illini march into Boston for their first Sweet 16 appearance in nearly 20 years. Will Bill Doinks be there in the flesh to witness a potential run to the Final 4? Odds are decent. Plus Dan Doinks pops his head in from Florida to give his take on the Justin Fields trade and the Bears current state of being all the way back.
2024-03-2718 minZero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS5Ep12: Choke Job. Clueless In The Clutch. Wins Are Impossible.I mean, how in the world did the Bears blow that one? Still curious where the next win will come from as a short week awaits this Thursday at a decent Washington squad, led by Jan 6th mastermind in DC Jack Del Rio. This episode is a weird one, apologies in advance. Hope, at the least, you enjoy the intro song courtesy of Doctor Dan Doinks and Daughter of Bill Doinks.
2023-10-042h 14Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS5Ep11: Beat Up + Broken. There Is No God.The sun hasn't come out yet this week as we were reminded that the Bears are a football team that continues to rip out our soul, week after week, year after year. Is there any hope for any of us, being that it's only going into Week 4 of the 2023 season? What are we even hoping for at this point? Is JF1 ruined completely? Is anyone worth keeping around? How are we here already? Plus fun and games such as Keep an Eye on Dan, mischief along the way with Rick Feelsmen and the return of Dipsh!ts and Dipsticks...
2023-09-272h 20Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS5Ep9: Getsy In The Way. Will The Bears Bounce Back Against Tampa?As much as we'd love to ignore the Bears-Packers Week 1 game, and whatever Luke Getsy drew up after months of preperation, we'll talk about it, but we'll focus more on our experience regarding the joint-smoking professional chef next to us at the tailgate, and other observations. After another contest of 'Keep An Eye on Dan," focus switches quickly to Tampa, which has a guy from an incredibly-named New York town that you just have to hear. Rick Feelsmen offers more expert gambling advice in Hamm's N Spreads, and the boys dive deep into your best Bears fantasy picks in...
2023-09-131h 56Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS5Ep5: Dreaming About the Bears. Nude and Fired in Evanston. Turkey Leg Promises.It's been so long since our last episode and we missed you so much. The Bears are mere days from getting back together to start their climb out of the NFL basement. Justin Fields had a football camp today that Bill's son went to and wow, you have to hear the inside scoop that was learned. Will Fields merely answer some doubts this season or will he establish himself as the best QB in the division? The B1G Minute takes a weird turn this episode after the breathtaking downfall of Northwestern head coach Pat Fitzgerald. Quite the uneasy...
2023-07-192h 19Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS5Ep2: We hate mocks. We do a Bears mock. Rodgers can no longer hurt us.Draft week is finally here. The boys of Zero Doinks cannot stand mock drafts, as you may or may not know, but in order to understand the want to do such things, one must at some point participate. Dan and Bill go through the Bears picks as if they're a drunk Ryan Poles and the results are .... not amazing.
Who do we want the Bears to actually take? Which rumors should be believed? Will Ryan Poles do enough to protect Justin Fields or will this be another middling season? Plus the boys dive into...
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Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS5Ep1: Fields has his WR1. What to do at 9? Early FA splash. March Madness preview. Dips and Sticks.Season five of Zero Doinks is underway and the Bears are so back. We dive into the huge trade of the number one pick to Carolina for a haul that includes WR DJ Moore. Should we apologize for our level of arousal? What do we want to see at pick nine, now? SO many picks. But that's not even the news of the day, now that free agency is wet and wild and GM Ryan Poles has struck on (at least) three new starters during day one. What are the biggest remaining needs? Who's left out there? What are...
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Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastBest of Season 4 of Zero DoinksThese 20 minutes will tell you all you need to know about the boys of Zero Doinks and their special guests. You will hear the voices and inappropriate nature of Dan and Bill Doinks plus Rick Feelsmen, Coach Cuse, Greasetank Frank and Darren from Dublin. Enjoy the best moments from all 32 episodes of Season 4 of Zero Doinks.
2023-02-1920 minZero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS4Ep32: The Bears are on the Clock. Biggest Offseason in Bears History. Rick + Cuse Join Live for Finale.The NFL season has come to an end and so shall Season 4 of Zero Doinks, but not before an explosive season finale. Rick Feelsmen and Coach Cuse join Dan and Bill Doinks in a special subterranean location in the suburbs of Chicago and a lot of ground is covered and Hamm's are consumed. Will additional special guests adorn your ears? A new musical tune? Jump in below to find out.
0:00 - 01:42 - Intro, including a taste of the Doinks boys honoring a classic Billy Joel tune.
01:42 - 03:32 - What's on tap tonight?
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2023-02-152h 46Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS4Ep25: Put JF1 On Ice? Wilson Benched for Jets? Dan Smells Like a Turkey.Welp, the homecoming to Georgia didn't quite go as planned for Justin Fields as he left with another loss and a painful left shoulder. Will he play this week? This year? Should he? Are we going to watch Bears-Jets if he isn't playing? So many questions this episode, including "Does Zero Doinks have a Wikipedia page and if not, why not?" The highlight of these Bears games is probably the Zero Doinks boys losing their cool over Dan Pompei's observations and seeing if Dan Doinks can guess Tweets correctly during "Keep an Eye on Dan." Rick Feelsmen pops in...
2022-11-232h 01Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS4Ep14: Neverending Story in Green Bay. Regroup for Texans Week. Pinocchio Talk.Stop me if you've heard this one before - the Bears went into Green Bay for a nationally-televised night game and they left with a loss, giving their fanbase an uneasy feeling and continued inferiority complex. The boys won't dwell on Sunday night's thrashing too much as it's Texans week which means the return of a bearded Lovie Smith. So much Pinocchio and donkey talk. We ask the questions you're dying to have answered.
Intro. Thank you Bo Burnham for your inspiration for the intro song Kmet, starring Tony Doinks, Rick Feelsmen, Bill Doinks and Coach Cuse.
2022-09-212h 17Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS4Ep13: Sunday Night Up Next Versus Mushroom Boy. Rick's Hot Picks. Gophers + Illini are B1G Giants.The undefeated Chicago Bears head to Green Bay this Sunday night in front of a crowd of mostly ugly people and we can't wait to get into it. Will Coach Flus ever lose? Will Aaron Rodgers be wasted out of his gourd? How often does Matt LeFleur get his hair cut? I think it's time for the Bears to take the North and never give it back, don't you? Plus our HOT fantasy picks of the week, Rick Feelsmen's hot hot gambling picks of the week, our thoughts on the B1G and college football, Greasetank's take on autosports...
2022-09-141h 55Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS4Ep11: Fields versus Lance. Teddy's Retiring. Rick's Hot Picks. Arlington Plans. Football is Back.Finally, real football is here, and Dan & Bill Doinks are here to get weird with it. Are the boys still glowing from JF1's preseason performance against Cleveland? Any hot thoughts about the final 53 or depth chart? Sweaty Ted is retiring, hallelujah! So much hot content this ep, including the return of both Rick Feelsmen and Greasetank Frank.
0:00 - 2:52 - Intro Song "Sunday I'm in Love" with Daughter of Bill Doinks.
2:52 - 5:13 - What's on tap tonight?
5:14 - 32:45 - Bears Roster Chit Chat. Wow, JF1 was hot during the last preseason game, huh...
2022-09-072h 12Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS4Ep10: Dan's Back. Roquan's Playing. Hugh's Illini Debuting.The boys wrap up their preseason slate of episodes with the return of Dan Doinks from Hawaii. How tan do we think his unmentionables are? Still pretty paste-y? Anywho, the Seahawks were no match for the Bears in preseason game two as they remain on top of the NFC North for a second-consecutive week. What are our feelings on Roquan ending his "hold-in" and playing out the final year of his rookie contract? Tons more, including the Big Ten Minute as Hugh Robertson and the Fighting Illini kick off their 2022 season this weekend versus Wyoming. We are so close...
2022-08-251h 31Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS4Ep7: Bears Hot or Not with the Ladies of Zero Doinks. It's Estrogen 'N Eggs.The ladies of Zero Doinks are back as Jordan and Kristen Doinks return to the show for the first time since 2020. Hubba hubba. Seems like a perfect time for some Chicago Bears Hot or Not with these two foul-mouthed pirates, wouldn't you say? We think you're going to enjoy this.
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Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS4Ep5: Bonus Memorial Day Weekend Dipsh!ts and Dipsticks For Your Autosporting PleasureMemorial Day weekend certainly should be used to honor the brave souls who made the ultimate sacrifice for our country, that is an absolute given. It is also a perfect time to prep the loyal listeners of Zero Doinks for what is traditionally the biggest weekend in autosports. Grease Tank is the guy for the job, as always, and Rick Feelsmen might be lost in an East Chicago casino somewhere, hard to say. Enjoy your weekend, everyone, and remember those who have gone before us so idiots like Bill and Dan Doinks can blabber on like a couple of dipsticks.
2022-05-2709 minZero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS4Ep4: Bonus Episode. Premier League. Everton Fighting For their Lives. ZD Live (Kinda) on the Scene.The newly-adopted official Premier League team of Zero Doinks, Everton, is on the brink of relegation. A huge matchup with Crystal Palace is happening and Zero Doinks is (kind of) on the scene to see what the Toffee's fate will be. Special guests Rick Feelsmen, Mike from England + Darren from Dublin join Bill and Dan Doinks to see if Everton fans will be excited or horrified after today's bout.
2022-05-2044 minZero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS4Ep2: King Poles First Draft. So Many Trades. Dipsticks + Dipsh!ts plus a New TuneKing Poles sat on his drafting throne for the first time as Chicago Bears GM extraordinare and who did he find? Eleven new players plus an ungodly amount of undrafted free agents. With their seconds of research, the boys of Zero Doinks react to all of the new Bears as only they can. Plenty of special guests this episode, including the incomparable Rick Feelsmen PLUS Greasetank Frank who is starring in a brand new segment debuting this episode. Thanks for listening, you're welcome for the weirdness and we apologize, especially for ALF talk.
0:00 - 03:49 - Intro with new song "Elderly...
2022-05-032h 22Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS4Ep1: Bon Voyage Khalil Mack. Signings and Cuts in the Poles Era. Rodgers Is Back. Illini Four Seed in March Madness.If there was any doubt Ryan Poles was going to start slow, the trading of Khalil Mack and additional cutting of three bloated contracts shows otherwise. Welcome to the kick off show for Season 4 of Zero Doinks. We can't believe we haven't been imprisoned yet so consider everyone lucky I suppose. We'll discuss the quick start to free agency for Poles and the Bears as well as discuss our feelings about Mack now being a LA Charger. Lots of QB news throughout the league, including that idiot up north. With March Madness starting this week, you know resident whale...
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Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS3Ep32: Season Finale. A New Ryan and Matt. Packers Are Dead. Super Bowl Preview. Lots of Guests.The boys get together in person for the season finale of Zero Doinks's third year. Time flies when you're making jokes about Garfield's lasagna and John Wayne Gacy. From Ballydoyle's in Aurora comes Bill + Dan plus special guests galore as a new era of Bears football is soon on the horizon. No better way to end a season of Zero Doinks but with some hope, beer, new tunes and lots of immediately regrettable jokes. See you again in March, hope you enjoy, and thank you as always for giving us a shot. Special thanks: Bruce Springsteen for his inspiration...
2022-02-021h 46Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS3Ep25: Santos Wins A Turkey Day Snoozer. Nagy's Seat Scorching. Illini Win The Hat.For all of you, like us, who sat through that wretched Thanksgiving Bears-Lions game, may we be rewarded in the afterlife. Cairo Santos kicks a game-winner, Andy Dalton was given a silver football (and seemed way too excited about it) and rumors continue to swirl around Matt Nagy's job status. Just end it all, okay? The top NFC team cruises into Soldier Field this weekend as the very handsome Kliff Kingsbury tries to keep the good times rolling for his Arizona Cardinals. We'll talk about all of these things plus Bears Fantasy Corner, Hamm's N Bread and an eventful...
2021-11-301h 39Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS3Ep24: Burn It All To The Ground. Gray Balls Cannot Lose. Hope Everyone Is Fired By The Time You Listen To This.One can only hope by the time you are listening to this episode that Ted Phillips, Ryan Pace and Matt Nagy have all resigned out of shame. Or someone found incriminating photos of all three of them at a local farm. It's long past time to burn it all down. Dan Doinks was on the scene as the Bears lose to a Lamar Jackson-less Baltimore Ravens squad. How did it feel to hear "Fire Matt Nagy" chants with your own ears at Soldier Field, Dan? The only thing that could have made that loss worse was a JF1 injury...
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Two or Three DoinksEp. 7 - Cava De OroOn this episode, we dive into mental health issues such as social anxiety, depression, schizophrenia and discuss the overuse of the word "trauma". --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-or-three-doinks/message
2021-11-221h 31Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS3Ep23: Lamar And The Ravens Coming to Town. Gray Balls Are Back (And Unstoppable).After a relaxing bye week for us Bears fans, JF1 and the lads prep for a return to Soldier Field as Lamar Jackson and the Ravens will be coming to town. The boys will give you their hot hot fantasy and gambling picks (as will resident sharp and shark, Rick Feelsmen). Plus the long-awaited return of Gray Balls as Coach Cuse has put together quite the squad to try and defend the crown for the 35+ intramural champions (consolation bracket) of the world. Plus tons more, including both Bill and Dan venting about coaching their children in their local park...
2021-11-151h 43Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS3Ep22: Bears Fall Short in Pittsburgh. See Me After Class, Aaron Rodgers. Illini Clobber the Gophers.Chicago's comeback attempt falls short on Monday Night Football as the Bears lose to Big Ben's grey penis in Pittsburgh. We'll talk all about JF1's continued ascension toward greatness, and Matt Nagy's latest example of why he should be facing an obvious firing, as the Bears head into their bye week. Plus of course we'll talk about Jordan Love's debut for Green Bay which should have offered Packers fans a glimpse into the abyss. We also invite Aaron Rodgers to 'see us after class' as well as discuss the Illini football squad's big win at #20 Minnesota, which I'm...
2021-11-091h 37Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS3Ep21: Jimmy G Rolls. Three Game Slump. JF1 Looks Golden.Matt Nagy sits this one out but another loss hits the column nonetheless as Jimmy G and the 49ers roll all over Chicago's defense on Halloween afternoon. At least Justin Fields looked pretty sweet, right? That's really all this season is about, let's be honest, especially with the trade deadline looming and a GM and coach whose jobs should be just about over. We talk all about what stood out to us against San Francisco while looking ahead to this Monday night in Pittsburgh heading into a bye week. Plus tons more, including the smoking hot shark, sharp and...
2021-11-022h 14Two or Three DoinksEp. 6 - WrathAgain, still figuring out audio. Sorry it gets a bit quiet at parts! Just Jeffrey & Chelsy this time around drankin' Wrath whiskey with cider (ooo fall ya'll). Chattin' about playing sports, our musical backgrounds and movies.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-or-three-doinks/message
2021-10-301h 03Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS3Ep20: Brady's Revenge. Season on the Brink. Nagy has Covid. 49ers Visiting on Halloween. Illini upset Penn State.The Bears fell to under .500 at the vengeful hands of Tom Brady and his 600+ career TDs. Under Matt Nagy, this Bears outfit had no chance to hang with the defending champs, which feels like a bit of a problem. What next for bewildered rookie QB Justin Fields and his teammates? San Fran stumbles into town this weekend for what feels like an absolute must win. Is Dan even bothering to show up? We'll talk about everything this week as we do every week. Oh - and Bill has a message for Green Bay fans.
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2021-10-262h 07Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS3Ep19: Hello Darkness, Our Old Friend. Rodgers Owns The Bears. Brady Up Next.Aaron Rodgers might own the Bears but he does not own Zero Doinks. We will talk all about the Bears having now lost 10 out of 11 to Green Bay as well as Rodgers's message for all of Soldier Field. Dan Doinks was in the flesh to witness yet another loss to the Packers and frankly this is all too familiar of a feeling, wake us up when both Rodgers and Nagy are gone. We talk about JF1's latest performance as well as preview this upcoming weekend's lopsided matchup at Tom Brady and the defending champion Tampa Bay Bucs. Rick...
2021-10-192h 41Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS3Ep18: Victorious in Vegas. JF1 Starter for Life. Packers Week. Be Gone With You, Jon Gruden.JF1 is the starter now and the rest of the league is on notice. Justin Fields and the Bears have won two straight after a W in Las Vegas against racist (and now fired) Jon Gruden and the Raiders, led by trash panda owner Mark Davis. We will give you the ins and outs of the Bears win as well as the reintroduction of Justin Fields is Gold now that he shall be the starter forever more, praise be to the lord, the giver of life. Plus - have you heard? It's Packers week! Aaron Rodgers comes to Soldier...
2021-10-122h 31Two or Three DoinksEp. 5 - KeefOH the places your brain will go on a little THC infused sodie pop! Join us as we ramble with our friend Taylor, a local therapist & host of the podcast Culty Classics. We discuss sexual awakenings, mental health topics such as PTSD, anxiety, spiritual abuse & the positive effects of THC. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-or-three-doinks/message
2021-10-081h 55Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS3Ep17: Bears > Lions. Tales from the ZD Tailgate. Don't Screw this up, Nagy.Your favorite Zero Doinks contributors were on site during yesterday's Bears-Lions game and the boys will recap a long and boozy day at Soldier Field. With Justin Fields notching his first W as a starting NFL quarterback, head coach Matt Nagy had to allow his ego to enter the story after it was revealed that Bill Lazor was the brains behind the Bears offensive scheme. On Monday, Nagy reiterated that Andy Dalton will be the starter once again when healthy. The boys will talk about what is sure to be another unnecessarily-awkward week at Halas Hall leading into Chicago's f...
2021-10-052h 02Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS3Ep16: Nagy Should Go. JF1's First Start Bleh. Must Win Vs Lions. Rick Needs a W, Too.In a lifetime of bad Bears losses, Sunday at Cleveland might take the cake. You know what happened. One net passing yard. No touchdowns. No in-game adjustments by offensive genius Matt Nagy. JF1's starting debut could not have gone much worse. We talk all about that horrific Sunday and look forward to Chicago's return home to Soldier Field against the even worse Detroit Lions.
0:00 - 04:48 - This week's intro song is "Into the Dark 2021" courtesy of Coach Cuse, Bill Doinks, Daughter of Bill Doinks and originally Ben Gibbard of Death Cab for Cutie.
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2021-09-281h 56Two or Three DoinksEp. 4 - Crown PeachThis episode features our first guest & close friend, Cole. After a tossing back a few Crown Peaches we discuss cryptocurrency, Mormons & falling down a mountain. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-or-three-doinks/message
2021-09-271h 13Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS3Ep15: It's JF1's World Now. Bears Grab W Against Cincy. Visiting Cleveland to Remain Kings of the North.There is literally no chance Andy Dalton will ever see the field again after limping off into the ether during the second quarter of Week 2 against Cincinnati. It is a new era, a time for change and a time for hope. It is the era of Justin Fields and the rest of the NFL shall bear witness as the Chicago Bears are about to reward their fans for decades of patience through horrific periods of mediocrity and worse. Let us rejoice. JF1 and the Bears visit Cleveland this upcoming weekend but first we enjoy a walk through the home...
2021-09-212h 26Two or Three DoinksEp. 3 - Trace and SchnickelfritzThis time around we cover a wide array of topics. From trans women in the Olympics, advice we'd give our 14 year old selves and hot daughters.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-or-three-doinks/message
2021-09-201h 20Two or Three DoinksEp. 1 - StarkaOn our first episode of Two or Three Doinks, we (Chelsy & Jeffrey) discuss how we met, a little about ourselves, as well as why we stopped going to the Christian church... for good.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-or-three-doinks/message
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Two or Three DoinksEp. 2 - Adictivo Extra EnejoOn this episode, we're all over the place. Turns out a little too much tequila makes it tough to stay on topic... we relive college experiences, in no particular order.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-or-three-doinks/message
2021-09-2054 minZero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS3Ep14: Home Opener With Fans. Defenseless in LA. JF1 Finds Paydirt. Tied for 1st and Last.Sunday night football on NBC exposed a few Bears issues to a national audience, wouldn't you say? The defense was poor, the offense was dinky and dunky and the result was a 20 point loss in Los Angeles. We look at all that happened against the Rams while turning our attention to the home opener against 1-0 Cincinnati as Dan Doinks will be attending his first Bears game since we became familiar with what the hell Covid-19 meant. Does this qualify as an Andy Dalton revenge game? Will JF1 get more than five plays? Will the secondary give up any...
2021-09-151h 53Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS3Ep13: Season Kicking Off in LA. 'Helpless' Feeling Without JF1. Bears Fantasy Corner Returns. Hughey's Mayo 'N Eggs + B1G Talk.At long last the regular season kicks off as Andy Dalton (gross) and the Bears prepare to open their season on NBC's Sunday Night Football at the Los Angeles Rams. How long will it be until JF1 is allowed to save the franchise? Halftime? God we hope so. What do we make of the matchup and what are our final 2021 predictions? Resident sharp Rick Feelsmen returns for a fresh season of Hamm's N Bread with a little bit of Hamm's N Spreads in the middle. Bears Fantasy Corner returns for a third season as the boys will offer you...
2021-09-082h 59Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS3Ep12: BONUS B1G football episode. Undefeated Unstoppable Illini. Gophers hosting Buckeyes.We could not let another day go by without talking about the Illini's incredible Week 0 victory over Nebraska to kick off the 2021 college football campaign. What was the in-person experience like for Bill Doinks? What new friends did he make along the way? Did our own Hugh Robertson make an appearance? Will Bret Bielema ever lose a game as head coach for Illinois football? Dan Doinks previews the Gophers debut against the Justin Fields-less Ohio State Buckeyes. No Bears talk this week but there will be plenty to get into during our Bears-Rams Week 1 preview episode coming Tuesday, September 7...
2021-09-0131 minZero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS3Ep11: Sick of Andy Already. Preseason Wrapping. Nagy is a Clown. Illini Kicking Off. Fans N Eggs Visits Canada.This has been the most eventful preseason of recent memory and we are here to talk about it while not trying to overanalyze one game that so happened to involve our ex-BFF lighting up the Bears defense at will. What is Matt Nagy doing in regards to QB? What is the point of Andy Dalton? Have we completely turned on Nagy again? Are we overreacting? Hard to say. JF1 is starting against the Titans to close out the preseason but is that really a good idea? We'll talk all about it. Plus exclusive sports gambling sharp @rickfeelsmen pops in...
2021-08-252h 15Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS3Ep10: JF1's Hot Preseason Debut. Maybe Just Start Him? An Old Flame Visits This Weekend.Justin Fields made his preseason debut against the Dolphins and both Dan and Bill need to take their pants to the dry cleaner. What were the first impressions? How handsome did he look in navy? Is Coach Matt Nagy bending at all with his initial plan to start Andy Dalton Week 1? What was the Soldier Field experience like for Bill Doinks? The Bears had to sign 86-year old LT Jason Peters thanks to offensive line injury issues. Is that going to be a problem? Anyone else stand out during preseason game one besides JF1? Old flame (out) Mitch Trubisky...
2021-08-171h 30Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS3Ep9: Fields about to Debut. Injuries Mounting. White Sox Dominance.Adam Shaheen and the Dolphins are coming to town for preseason game number one but will the Bears have enough players to field a team? Soldier Field will house fans for the first time since 2019 as Justin Fields gears up to make his professional debut. What should we expect as fans? What's the latest word from camp? Is Justin Fields still the football form of Jesus? The boys will discuss that plus tons more, including smattering of other goings-on around the world of sports. Can the regular season just get here already? Thanks for listening!
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2021-08-101h 26Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS3Ep8: Chicken Wings Contest Champ(s). Fans N Eggs Reunion. Ayo is a Bull. Sox + Cubs Making Moves.Tons to talk about as the 2021 Bears training camp is open, Zero Doinks has another red hot new single and every Chicago sports team has had a newsworthy week. Our own @rickfeelsmen was live on the scene at Halas Hall and provides the listeners with a perspective only he could offer. How are things looking thus far for Justin Fields and the rest of the Bears, plus what type of shrapnel is left-over now that Aaron Rodgers has taken the Packers' franchise as his personal hostage. The MLB trade deadline has come and gone - what does Dan Doinks...
2021-08-032h 49Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS3Ep7: Patience With JF1. New Segment With An Illini. Charity Event Of The Year.As the 2021 training camp rapidly approaches, how long can we be patient with Justin Fields? What's the latest with Eddie Goldman? But let's not bury the lead as the boys are debuting a new segment with Illini football player and native of Australia, Hugh Robertson. Plus, the charity event of the year is happening in Chicagoland on July 31st and there is no place like Zero Doinks to chat up the founders of The Hot Ten. Tons more, including an exclusive new song. Also Dan is in his garage for this one.
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2021-07-132h 09Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS3Ep6: Bears in the Burbs? JF1 on the Bench? Packers Still a Mess.The Bears offseason rolls on and there are hot rumors left and right. Sweaty Teddy Phillips is making a play for a potential move from Chicago to Arlington Heights - where do the boys of Zero Doinks stand on this topic? Matt Nagy keeps downplaying the glory that is Justin Fields as he tries to protect his rookie QB. Will he actually be on the bench Week 1? Rick Feelsmen reappears from the dead for Hamms N Spreads, the segment within the segment of Hamms N Bread, America's favorite gambling segment. The boys touch on some Chicago baseball during Hamms...
2021-06-241h 56Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS3Ep5: Hard to Find a Loss. Bears Schedule Release. New Justin Fields Segment. Is Rick Feelsmen Dead?How difficult is it to find a loss on the newly-released 2021 Bears schedule? That's one of many questions Bill and Dan Doinks try to answer in this episode of Zero Doinks which features a new segment called "Justin Fields is Gold" which reminds everyone that the Bears have a real QB1 for once. 18 weeks, 17 games, how many wins? The boys try and figure out where the Bears are destined to land during the 2021 season and try to guess when Fields takes over the squad. America's favorite gambling segment is back with Hamm's N Bread with a little bit of...
2021-05-132h 04Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS3Ep4: Justin. MF. Fields. Rejoice Bears Fans, Hope Has Arrived. Post-Draft Episode.This is the quarterback we Bears fans have been waiting for all of our lives. What was life even like before the Bears didn't have a franchise QB? Ryan Pace stuns the NFL world by trading up for JUSTIN FIELDS and changes the trajectory of the franchise. Justin Fields is a Chicago Bear. The boys still can't believe it and cannot wait to talk all about it. Plus, Chicago's draft was graded tops in the league by multiple experts. I never thought I'd type that sentence in my life. We'll chat about all the new members of the Bears...
2021-05-042h 36Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS3Ep3: Critical Bears Draft Coming Up. QB1 is Andy Dalton? Gambling Talk. Gray Balls Announcement.As a make or break NFL draft approaches for Ryan Pace and Matt Nagy, the boys of Zero Doinks talk about what they'd like to see happen for the Bears during the first round. The Bears are going to angle for a rookie QB at some point, right? Speaking of QBs, Dan and Bill needed to take a breather before talking about Andy Dalton as the likely QB1 for the 2021 Chicago Bears, but it's time to vent about the Red Rocket. Rick Feelsmen pops in for another rousing Hamm's and Spreads. The Cubs and White Sox are off to...
2021-04-222h 18Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS3Ep1: Season Premiere. Super Bowl Week. QB Rumors. Bears Quiet Off-season Plans.Zero Doinks is back for a third season of ridiculousness. Special guest Rick Feelsmen is here to give his hot takes on all things Bears, NFL and more as the boys of Zero Doinks dive deep into an underwhelming Bears offseason thus far. At least we can make fun of what has become a playoff tradition - another Green Bay Packers choke. With the Chiefs-Bucs Super Bowl upon us, we examine all the gambling angles one can take advantage of as well as get weird with some intriguing prop bets. March Madness isn't too far away and the Illini are...
2021-02-031h 26Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS2Ep33: Season Finale. McCaskeys Running it Back. Bears lose in Wild Card Round.Season 2 finale of Zero Doinks! After a disappointing snoozefest of a Wild Card game against New Orleans, the McCaskeys decided it would be wise to bring the whole gang back for the 2021 season. We talk all about the Bears playoff loss to the Saints and suffer through the reality that is ownership's decision to continue with this same front office and head coach. The boys of Zero Doinks discuss what they would do if they were in charge of personnel and discuss their frustrations as life-long Bears fans. Predictions for the rest of the NFL playoffs hit your ears during...
2021-01-142h 26Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS2Ep32: Bears in Playoffs. Wild Card Weekend at Saints. Another Loss to GB but it doesn't count, right?After a wild Week 17, the Bears slide into the newly-invented #7 seed and enter the playoffs for the second time in three years. New Orleans is waiting and we talk all about the Wild Card matchup that's ready for our eyeballs this upcoming Sunday afternoon. Naturally we need to talk about another loss to the Packers but hey, does it really count? I don't know. We'll visit gambling angles, discuss other Wild Card matchups plus tons more on this first-ever Zero Doinks Bears playoffs edition!
2021-01-0544 minZero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS2Ep29: Santos Baby. Losing Streak Snapped. Fans N Eggs in Minny for Vikings Week x2. Lovie Fired.The final exclusive Zero Doinks Christmas song is released here this week with "Santos Baby" courtesy of Coach Cuse, Bill Doinks and Daughter of Bill Doinks. The losing streak is over as the Bears smoked the Texans and stayed within striking distance of a Wild Card spot in the NFC. Vikings week x2 approaches - which Bears team is going to show up and does any of this have any bearing on whether of not Pace and Nagy keep their jobs? Mister 3-0 Rick Feelsmen (@rickfeelsmen) pops in for his expert picks (and maybe a new sponsorship song?) in...
2020-12-152h 02Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS2Ep28: Oh Sweaty Ted. Choke Against Detroit. Six Straight Losses. Fans N Eggs Back In Ireland.Christmas tune number two of three debuts this week as a timely ballad of "Oh Sweaty Ted" hits your ears, courtesy of Coach Cuse, Bill Doinks and Daughter of Bill Doinks. The Bears choked away their best opportunity at a win in weeks (months?) with another puzzler against Detroit. Deshaun Watson and the Texans come to town next and I'm sure Watson won't want to stick it to the team that passed on him in the 2017 draft whatsoever. Rick Feelsmen pops in for another expert appearance during Hamms N Spreads, the sports gambling segment within a segment of Hamms...
2020-12-081h 48Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS2Ep27: Fans N Eggs in Dublin. Packers Smoke Chicago. Fire Everyone. Five Straight L's.Christmas song #1 is released here exclusively on Zero Doinks as Bears Winter Hymnal tugs at the heartstrings (courtesy of Coach Cuse, Bill Doinks and Daughter of Bill Doinks). The boys are bummed after the Bears are embarrassed on national TV by the hated Packers. Changes should be around the corner for the Beloved but first they must play out the string amidst a five game losing streak. Zero Doinks still manages to laugh to avoid crying as they dive deep into some gambling lines with the help of resident sharp Rick Feelsmen. The pond is crossed again for Fans N...
2020-12-021h 32Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS2Ep26: Estrogen N Eggs is back. Packers and Thanksgiving Week. Fans N Eggs in Wisconsin.The ladies of Zero Doinks are back for a very special 2020 version of America's favorite segment, Estrogen N Eggs. The boys get you ready for Packers week as you fry up your Thanksgiving turkey (hopefully not Cornish Hen because that would be murder). Enemy lines are crossed as Fans N Eggs visits Beer Watching John in Wisconsin. Plus tons more! Happy Thanksgiving from Zero Doinks!
00:00 - 00:51 - A Thanksgiving song as requested by Dan Doinks (background music courtesy of a karaoke company)
00:52 - 01:56 - What's on tap this episode?
01:57 - 04:13 - The boys...
2020-11-241h 59Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS2Ep25: Four straight losses, gross. What do they do now? Bye week. Theo resigns and La Russa is drunk again.After a 5-1 start, the Bears are now 5-5 heading into their off week and holy crap their offense might be the worst thing anyone has ever laid their eyeballs on. The boys of Zero Doinks talk about the loss on Monday Night Football against the Vikings and discuss long-term implications and what they'd do if they were a McCaskey. Bears Fantasy Corner takes a look back, Hamm's N Bread looks at gambling angles and celebrates the first ever 3-0 weekend for gambling sharp Rick Feelsmen, heard exclusively on Zero Doinks. B1G Minute discusses an Illini win, a...
2020-11-182h 00Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS2Ep23: Overtime Ouch. 5-3 after two straight Ls. Saints review. Titans preview. Fans N Eggs in Tennessee.A clutch Cairo Santos got the Bears into overtime but the offense couldn't do enough to steal a win against the Saints as the Bears drop two straight and find themselves 5-3 with eight games left. The boys talk all about the game against New Orleans (Taysom Hill TD catch!?!?) and preview this weekend's huge game against the Titans. Can the Bears turn it around? Is this a must win? That's cliche but shit, this might be that. Hamms N Bread visits loads of gambling angles (not to mention a visit from exclusive Zero Doinks gambling sharp Rick Feelsmen...
2020-11-033h 04Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS2Ep22: Battered By Rams. 5-2. Offense Busted. Saints Week. Fans N Eggs Visits Louisiana.A Monday night to forget as the Bears leave Los Angeles without having scored an offensive touchdown. With Chicago still 5-2, what changes can be made to stop the bleeding? New Orleans comes to town for a Sunday afternoon affair. Will Dan's criticisms of Taysom Hill come back to haunt us all? Sports gambling and fantasy football angles galore this week, a quick visit to the B1G and the boys head to Louisiana to chat with Bears fan Jarred during this week's Fans N Eggs. Plus much much more. Let's lick our wounds together. That sounds weird.
2020-10-282h 22Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS2Ep21: Bears lead the North at 5-1. MNF preview against Rams. Fans N Eggs visits Mexico. B1G football returns.Another incredible defensive performance lands the Bears atop the NFC North at 5-1. Haters gonna hate (is that what the kids say) but don't look now - Chicago is fighting for top billing in the NFC. The boys of Zero Doinks review the Carolina game and the Fans N Eggs vote on their Cornish Hen Player Of The Week. Monday Night Football looms with the Bears heading to Los Angeles and a big game against the Rams. Gambling and fantasy football angles will be looked at as will an always-awkward yet sensual visit from sports gambling sharp Rick Feelsmen...
2020-10-212h 17Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS2Ep20: Brady Slayed. Bears 4-1. Panthers Week. Fans N Eggs visits Iowa. Bears Victory Song Debut.An incredible win at home against Tom Brady's Bucs gives the 4-1 Bears a winning feeling heading into Week 6 and inspired Zero Doinks to debut a brand new Bears victory song. The boys of Zero Doinks review Thursday night's victory while looking toward Sunday's clash against the red hot Carolina Panthers, including gambling angles and predictions as well as fantasy football advice. Fans N Eggs visits Ames, Iowa, this week with college football expert Matthias (@MatthiasWRNL). Bill takes a few moments to bury the memory of former White Sox manager Ricky Renteria and pitching coach Don Cooper. Plus much...
2020-10-142h 58Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS2Ep19: First Loss. Nagy Wut. Here Comes Brady. Fans N Eggs Across the Pond.Woof, that was a forgettable offensive performance against the Colts, eh? The Bears finish the first quarter of the year 3-1 and try to rebound quickly with a short week as Tom Brady and the 3-1 Bucs visit Soldier Field on Thursday night. The boys of Zero Doinks go over what went wrong versus Indy and explore how they can bounce back against Tampa. Gambling and fantasy football angles are explored and Rick Feelsmen tries to bounce back from a rough 0-3 weekend at the window during Hamms N Spreads. Dan and Bill Doinks hop over the pond to...
2020-10-062h 28Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS2Ep18: Bears 3-0. BDN energy. Colts week. Fans N Eggs make two visits. Playoff baseball is upon us.So much to talk about this week as the Bears start 3-0 after an improbable comeback in Atlanta. Nick Foles is the story, though, as Mitch Trubisky is benched. The boys talk all about the win itself and what Coach Nagy's QB decision means for the rest of the season. Kenny from ATL visits to discuss how it was hosting a bunch of Falcons fans during the Bears win as Fans N Eggs visits both Georgia, and later in the show, Payton in South Dakota. What's the story with the 2-1 Indianapolis Colts this year? Dan Doinks explores their...
2020-09-292h 54Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS2Ep17: Bears 2-0. Falcons preview. B1G is back. William Hill in Illinois. Playoff baseball next week.The Bears are 2-0 after hanging on at home against the Giants. The boys will give their thoughts on the game, a heated debate over Mitch's performance and expectations, as well as take a look at next week's visit to Atlanta. Lots of sports gambling to chat about during Hamms N Bread and Hamms N Spreads as Rick Feelsmen's hot hand continues. Who do the boys like this week for Bears fantasy football plays? The Cubs and Sox are gearing up for next week's baseball playoff start and the Big Ten is coming back so Gophers and Illini fans...
2020-09-232h 32Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS2Ep16: Bears 1-0. 4th Quarter Mitch. Giants Week. Fan interview with a Jersey bad ass survivor.A stunning comeback led by three fourth quarter TD passes from Mitch Trubisky gets the Bears their first Week 1 win since 2013. The boys discuss the highs and lows from Coach Nagy's fifth straight win over the Detroit Lions since he was hired and Zero Doinks jump right into Week 2's home opener against the 0-1 New York Giants. Hamm's N Bread highlights which way the boys lean gambling-wise with the Bears-Giants game and resident gambling sharp Rick Feelsmen chimes in for his top three tips during Hamms N Spreads. New Jersey is the destination for the incredible story of...
2020-09-162h 14Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS2Ep15: Previewing Week 1. Mitch wins job. Fan interview in Detroit. Gambling announcement. Fantasy.The 2020 season has arrived and Mitch Trubisky has beaten Nick Foles out for the starting job heading into Week 1 at Detroit. How does the matchup with the Lions shape up? Any surprise starters for Chicago? Big gambling partnership announcement during Hamm's 'N Bread and Rick Feelsmen returns for his unique perspective during Hamm's 'N Spreads. Bears Fantasy Corner makes a triumphant return. The boys of Zero Doinks visit Abdallah in Detroit (follow him on Twitter @Abzz_6) for another fan interview during Fans 'N Eggs. A smidge of baseball talk as both Chicago franchises head into the stretch run in...
2020-09-092h 18Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS2Ep14: No QB named. Fans N Eggs with Grease Tank in Ohio. Sox and Cubs in first place. FanDuel SportsBook open in Illinois.The boys of Zero Doinks are pumped up as the regular season is less than two weeks away as they imagine what game three of the preseason would have been like against the 49ers. Nagy doesn't yet name a starting quarterback which is ... weird? Will the Bears shop for a real running back now that they know Montgomery's injury isn't as bad as originally thought? Fans 'N Eggs returns with a visit to a Bears fan in Ohio (@greasetank). Hamm's 'N Ted returns with some baseball talk about two first place Chicago franchises. Hamm's 'N Bread talks about FanDuel...
2020-09-021h 40Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS2Ep13: Montgomery Hurt. Sox > Cubs. Montana Brian in Fans 'N Eggs. Giolito No Hitter. DraftKings Casino is Amazing. Rick Feelsmen Printing Moneys.The boys of Zero Doinks visit Brian from Montana (@BHogan80) this week for another fan interview in Fans 'N Eggs. David Montgomery gets hurt in training camp - how long is he out and what's the plan? The White Sox take two of three against the Cubs which is followed up by a Lucas Giolito no hitter. Sports gambling rages on in Illinois as DraftKings Casino is now accessible via your phone. Gambling expert Rick Feelsmen (@rickfeelsmen) offers three winners on Hamm's 'N Spreads. Hard Knocks makes Sean McVeigh out to be super weird.
00:00 - 10:33 - Bears...
2020-08-271h 50Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS2Ep12: Fans N Eggs in South Carolina. Bears look amazing as pads are on. Sox and Cubs = playoffs.The boys of Zero Doinks imagine how preseason game number one might have gone versus Cleveland. The Bears are wearing pads as training camp becomes real. Mitch versus BDN rages on. Fans 'N Eggs heads to South Carolina and huge Bears fan @_beardownloyal. Both the White Sox and Cubs are on pace to make postseason magic. America's favorite gambling segment has a new twist as wagering sharp and Bears journalist Rick Feelsmen gives you winning advice. B1G football appears delayed until Spring 2021 thanks to Covid-19. As the recording of this episode was happening, former See Me After Class...
2020-08-202h 10Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS2Ep11: Adam Shaheen is gone. Eddie Goldman opts out. Two stud baseball teams. Fans 'N Eggs visits North Carolina. Ayo and Kofi are back.Dan Doinks's dream of no more Adam Shaheen is realized as the Bears swap the failed former second-rounder to Miami for a conditional 6th round pick. Training camp is ramping up but without Eddie Goldman. How will Chicago's defense adjust to losing the star NT? Hamm's 'N Ted takes a look at how the Cubs and White Sox are shaping up. Fans 'N Eggs travels across the country to meet another Bears fan in this segment all about you, the Bears and Zero Doinks fan. Hamm's 'N Bread has some hot criticism toward how the state of Illinois is...
2020-08-041h 48Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS2Ep10: Fans N Eggs debut with Indiana Phil. Camp prep. Cubs & Sox season starting. Clay Travis sucks.With the NFL on the verge of re-opening, the boys imagine a world in which the Bears enjoy a victorious 2020 season. Hamm's 'N Ted returns with some red hot Sox and Cubs talk as baseball takes center stage. A new explosive fan segment debuts with Phil from Indiana. Hamm's 'N Bread offers some red hot sports gambling tips and news. See Me After Class returns with a SMAC all over the face of Clay Travis. Plus much more!
00:00 - 02:58 - What's in store this episode?
02:59 - 18:15 - Bears and NFL Talk - training camp is so...
2020-07-241h 42Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS2Ep9: Legal sports gambling. Ongoing Bears disrespect. Anxiously and awkwardly doxxing racists.Lots has happened since we last recorded and we are here to talk all about it but first ... why have the Bears gotten such a bad rap this offseason? American's favorite gambling segment, Hamm's 'N Bread, features actual sports gambling news and insight! The debut of a new baseball segment, Hamm's 'N Ted, looks at the Cubs and White Sox prospects for a shortened 2020 season. See Me After Class revisits a Fall 2019 target which doxxed a popular but racist sports media personality and the boys show their support and love for Black Lives Matter while figuring out how to...
2020-07-012h 24Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS2Ep8: Live From Rick Feelsmen’s Yard. Gray Balls with Coach Cuse. Hamm’s N Eggs with a Vikings Fan.In this jam-packed episode, the boys of Zero Doinks welcome three special guests plus additional surprise appearances that you'll have to hear. CEO of Move The Chains and huge Vikings fan Dustin (@thatvikingsfan and @firstdownmarker) joins the boys for a chat on Hamm's 'N Eggs. Marble sharp and the guru of gambling Rick Feelsmen (@rickfeelsmen) pops in for America's favorite gambling segment, Hamm's 'N Bread. See Me After Class returns with a scathing look at one of the Chicago Tribune's beat reporters. Gray Balls GM and Head Coach Cuse discusses the secrets to maintaining a winning culture for a 35+...
2020-05-201h 21Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS2Ep7: Bears are going 16-0 based on the 2020 schedule; Deshaun Watson kinda makes GM Ryan Pace out to be a racistThe boys of Zero Doinks wonder if the 2020 Bears can compete for the #1 seed in the NFC as they take an early look at the recently-released schedule. Weird 2017 draft controversies about Deshaun Watson rear their ugly heads as Ryan Pace is kinda accused of being a QB racist by a college basketball journalist. Hamm's 'N Bread sprays to all fields as sports seem to be inching ever closer to re-emerging despite the frustrating pandemic that has swept the land. Plus lots of red hot surprises on this episode of Zero Doinks.
2020-05-141h 15Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears Podcast60 seconds in Heaven with Zero Doinks.If you don’t have time to catch up on days of Season 4, here’s a condensed look at 60 seconds of what we’re shamefully about.
2020-05-1200 minZero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS2Ep6: Cole Kmet is a Bear! Packers draft was laughable. Last Dance reminds ZD of Pistons hatred.The boys review the Chicago Bears 2020 draft picks, including a surprisingly 'controversial' choice of tight end Cole Kmet. Who won the first annual Zero Doinks Mock Draft Contest? How did Chicago's draft compare to division rivals Green Bay, Minnesota and Detroit? It feels like sports are slowly coming back - what can we gamble on, starting as soon as next week? The Last Dance is four episodes in and the boys cannot get enough of all of the feels.
2020-04-291h 29Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS2Ep5: 4/20 episode gets super weird. Pre-NFL draft chatter. Ryan Pace's draft history. Sports movies with chimps.The boys reveal who they want the Bears to pick this week in the 2020 NFL Draft as well as who they think the Bears will actually pick. Zero Doinks reveals the rules to their red hot mock draft contest. Dan Wiederer wrote a dumb column in the Chicago Tribune about Ryan Pace's draft history that forces the boys to dive deeeep into recent Bears draft history. Hamm's 'N Bread exposes a new sports film that Dan Doinks jumped into. Lastly, Zero Doinks gives their initial thoughts on episode one and two of The Last Dance, ESPN's 10 part documentary on the 1997...
2020-04-211h 58Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastS2E1: Super Bowl preview, Bears happenings since 1/1/20, B1G hoops, Gray Balls, Kobe Bryant and moreThe boys are back to kick off Season Two during Super Bowl week. Zero Doinks dives into the Chiefs-49ers matchup, including gambling angles, but first they look at all of the Bears' happenings since New Year's Day.
2020-01-302h 28Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastBest of Zero Doinks | Season 1Despite an empty 2019 Bears season, the boys of Zero Doinks had many memorable Season 1 moments which you can enjoy here
2020-01-2235 minZero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastHamm's 'N Eggs sessions (interviews with friends of Zero Doinks) | Season 1Catch your favorite Hamm's 'N Eggs interviews from Season 1 in one place
2020-01-172h 19Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastEstrogen 'N Eggs sessions (interviews with the wives of Zero Doinks) | Season 1Listen to the two Season 1 sessions of the boys of Zero Doinks and their better halves
2020-01-1558 minZero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastHamm's Beer ads | Season 1Enjoy all of Dan Doinks' witty Season 1 advertisements for Hamm's Beer here
2020-01-1016 minZero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastSee Me After Class segments (media critiques) | Season 1Enjoy the hot takes of Zero Doinks on local and national media members during these 11 segments of See Me After Class from Season 1
2020-01-081h 28Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastEpisode 24: Season 1's finale! Thoughts on where the Bears go from here in 2020, predictions for the NFL playoff bracket, B1G Minute touches on bowl season plus much moreSeason One of Zero Doinks wraps up with a look at the Week 17 Bears win over Minnesota and reflection on the season as well as a look ahead to 2020, predictions for the 2019 playoffs and much more
2020-01-021h 28Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastEpisode 22: recap of the boys' trip to Green Bay; Bears are eliminated but playing for pride against KC; Gray Balls stumbled again; informal B1G Minute and hard-hitting questions from Dan to BillThe boys spent Sunday in Green Bay and lived to tell the tale. The Bears may have been eliminated from postseason consideration but Zero Doinks has no quit in them.
2019-12-181h 35Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastEpisode 21: A quick visit inside the road trip to Green Bay for seven minutes of Zero Doinks heavenThe boys of Zero Doinks want you to know they are pumped and may or may not have just crossed the Wisconsin border. Enjoy this bonus mini episode and go Bears, beat Green Bay!
2019-12-1507 minZero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastEpisode 20: Bears-Packers week involves a road trip to Lambeau as Chicago remains alive for a playoff berth; review of the Bears whooping of Dallas and much more including See Me After ClassExcitement reigns as Zero Doinks preps for a road trip to Lambeau Field as the Bears are still alive in the playoff hunt
2019-12-111h 22Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastEpisode 19: Ahead of Bears-Cowboys, Dan throws some apologies around; Gophers and Illini hit a football speed-bump plus much moreA big Thanksgiving win at Detroit gives Zero Doinks hope as the Bears welcome Dallas to town this week.
2019-12-041h 33Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastEpisode 18: Zero Doinks enjoys holiday beverages as they review Bears-Giants and preview a Turkey Day Lions game; Gophers playing for the B1G West title; See Me After Class returns; Gray Balls game reviewThe boys are tipsy as they review a Bears win over NY; Chi heads to Detroit for Turkey Day; See Me After Class returns plus the Gophers have a shot at a B1G title
2019-11-271h 31Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastEpisode 17: The return of Estrogen 'N Eggs, B1G Minute with Gophers and Illini, Mitch's hip and the 4-6 Bears, preview of Chicago-New York, Gray Balls and moreAmerica's hottest feature "Estrogen 'N Eggs" makes its return as the ladies of Zero Doinks put the boys on the hot seat.
2019-11-202h 01Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastEpisode 10: Chase and the boys dominate Minny, how is Mitch doing, is Roquon okay, Bears-Raiders preview, steamy See Me After Class and moreQB weirdness but the Bears are 3-1 heading to London to play Oakland; Zero Doinks breaks it all down plus the return of See Me After Class and much more
2019-10-021h 34Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastEpisode 7: Bears-Broncos preview, Vegas odds, Mitch talk, Big Ten chatter, fantasy footballAs the boys lick their Bears-Packers wounds, Zero Doinks explores the Week 2 Bears-Broncos matchup and offers sage gambling advice
2019-09-1151 minZero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastEpisode 6: Emergency post-game analysis of Bears-Packers Week 1Zero Doinks is on the mend after Chicago's brutal Week 1 loss to the Packers
2019-09-0626 minZero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastPreview of Episode 5 | Zero Doinks finds a sports book and a special guestPreviewing Episode 5 which will drop very, very soon
2019-09-0202 minZero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears PodcastEpisode 1: Zero Doinks discusses the pain of the Double Doink, Vegas odds for 2019, Mitch Trubisky, media critiques and moreCan we bury the Double Doink for good? Dan and Bill discuss Bears angst headed into the 2019 preseason
2019-08-0942 min