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TwoStoniansDon't Tell Yourself It's Only MusicTwostonians 049: Don’t tell yourself it’s only music
Theme Song: Outkast – Liberation
00:05 Our most formative musical albums
05:45 (1995) Bone Thugs N’ Harmony – E. 1999 Eternal
19:56 (1998) Outkast – Aquemini
29:20 (1998) Cake – Prolonging the Magic
43:20 (1999) Mos Def – Black on Both Sides
53:10 (2000) Blonde Redhead – Melody of Certain Damaged Lemons
1:01:34 (2001) System of a Down – Toxicity
1:17:30 (2002) Rilo Kiley – The Execution of All Things
1:26:10 (2003) Explosions in the Sky – The Earth Is not a Cold, Dead Place
1:35:30 (2004) Animal Collective – Sung Tong
1:44:00 (2007) Lupe Fiasco – The Cool
2020-08-262h 00TwoStoniansRUMBLE TIMETwostonians 048 – RUMBLE TIME
Theme Song: Run The Jewels – Ju$t
00:30 Terry Crews Update
02:45 SPOILER ALERT: (rent) Money Plane
33:05 Sweet Lou breaks quarantine
37:21 Betting on our NBA finals picks
42:15 How weird is bubble ball gonna be?
51:14 Representative Cortez vs some Yoho
1:00:15 Kanye and talking about mental illness
2020-07-291h 09TwoStoniansCelebrity Drag RaceTwostonians 047: Celebrity Drag Race
Theme Song: Kanye West - Power
00:10 Dragging celebrities
01:40 Kanye West 2020
11:40 Terry Crews
18:00 Senator Josh Hawley
21:00 JK Rowling
30:30 James Harden
38:20 Celebrity probably sucks
43:45 GOAT stfu celebrity?
46:30 Kweli what are you doing??
2020-07-2052 minTwoStonians2020 Midseason ReviewTwostonians 046: 2020 Midseason Review
Theme Song: August Burns Red – The Legend of Zelda
01:27 2020 has too many plotlines
15:20 Is this just Game of Thrones?
25:05 Episodes 3-4 reveals the 2020’s big bad
30:30 Ranking 2020’s villains
36:40 Racism is Ganondorf
39:25 Racists’ last stand?
44:30 Is Gen Z is the protagonist?
53:00 The Midseason Finale
1:02:30 Grading the season (so far)
1:09:30 Finale Predictions
2020-06-271h 14TwoStoniansA Civil Rights RebootTwostonians 045 – A Civil Rights Reboot
Theme Song: Coal Chamber – Sway
00:01 Joe vs. Health Care
01:45 Cops are so bad at their jobs
03:30 The Sixties are BACK
12:30 #DefundthePolice
17:30 #Disband the Police
19:30 Dismantle Capitalism
23:30 News media moving on already
26:20 Fuck Drew Brees? (Yes)
30:55 Say their names
35:20 Supporting & sustaining the movement
41:45 The Bad Apples Fallacy
47:00 Resisting dissipation or cooptation
50:30 Trump vs. Biden
57:00 Civil War II?
59:55 What if Biden or Trump dies?
1:08:30 Must follow twitter accounts
2020-06-121h 20TwoStoniansThe NBA's Sweet SixteenTwoStonians 044: The NBA’s sweet 16
Theme Song: Hidden Citizens ft. Vo Williams – Rise or Fall
00:01 Please donate to protestor bail funds
03:30 NBA return scenarios and season integrity
14:30 Reseeded 1-16 bracket
15:00 Mavs vs Clips
17:00 Celtics vs. 76ers
23:30 Heat vs. Thunder
25:00 Bucks vs. Magic
26:25 Skinny Harden
30:15 How good are the Nuggets?
36:15 What it the Lakers weakness?
37:30 No love for the Raptors?
40:50 Rockets coaching in 2021
49:00 Finals Picks
51:50 UFC Fight Island
53:30 Underpaying fighters
56:30 Convincing Joe to watch Tiger King
2020-06-0159 minTwoStoniansJames Marsden, Civil Rights IconTwostonians 043: James Marsden, Civil Rights Icon
Theme Song: Five Iron Frenzy – Oh, Canada
00:05 CALL IT A COMBACK
01:40 Going back to work fears
22:30 Move to Canada?
25:00 #worststatepowerrankings covid edition
27:45 Georgia
32:00 New York
34:00 Florida
36:20 President Pelosi?
45:55 Americans are suckers
55:10 Obligatory Massachusetts Shade
1:02:00 States going bankrupt
1:07:00 Is this the worst case scenario?
1:11:00 Remember: hospitals are businesses
1:19:00 How are you quarantining?
1:32:00 Dog culture and toxic masculinity
2020-05-111h 44TwoStoniansDouble Clutch CityTwoStonians 042: Double Clutch City
Theme Song: Kathy Mattea – Walking Away a Winner
00:01 Mental Health Check-in
06:25 RUDY T. IS A HALL OF FAMER!!
14:00 Remembering Clutch City
21:56 Has there been another Hakeem?
25:43 Did Barkley play in the wrong era?
29:33 The Rockets would’ve beaten MJ
31:35 Growing up as Rockets Fans
36:27 Remembering our fathers
43:00 Fantasizing about NBA Return Scenarios
2020-04-061h 00TwoStoniansPandemic at the DiscoTwoStonians 041: Pandemic at the Disco
Theme Song: System of a Down – Toxicity
01:11 Corona Challenges
08:30 When did you realize this shit was real?
15:04 Feeling optimistic?
20:10 Patient 31
23:10 So what are the rules now?
34:10 Pandemic on Netflix vs. Anti-Vaxxers
40:25 Evolution is diabolical
47:00 IT’S NOT ABOUT YOU
51:35 Nobody really liked Pandemic tho
59:20 Not bringing up healthcare? Seriously?
1:06:05 Why are we bringing up religion?
1:07:30 How many ducks in the world and Alien abductions
1:13:30 I used to play bass for the Wacky Coroners
2020-03-211h 18TwoStonians#PocketRocketsTwoStonians 040: #PocketRockets
Theme Song: Onyx – Slam
00:43 Give a shit about the Clips’ signings?
03:06 Pocket Rockets early thoughts
15:15 Joe misses CP3
18:30 Revisiting our preseason picks
26:57 All-Time Small Ball Lineups*
39:45 Players who would flourish in this era
45:20 NBA All Star Game reax
49:10 Embracing being MLB villains
*Team Roy: Kobe, Barkley, George Gervin, Dr. J, Stockton, Oscar Robertson
*Team Joe: T-Mac, Pippen, Paul Pierce, D-Wade, Gary Payton, Jerry West
*Team Jorge: Ray Allen, AI, Reggie Miller, Clyde Drexler, Ginobli, Steve Nash
2020-02-2559 minTwoStoniansThe Good Place Keeps It SleazyTwoStonians 039: The Good Place Keeps It Sleazy
Theme Song: Regina Spektor – Laughing With
00:00 Mic Check
01:45 Joe’s back from the Superbowl!
07:25 The Good Place Finale (FULL SPOILERS)
09:40 Jason’s beautiful goodbye
18:50 The Good Place Archetypes
21:05 Revisiting the Season One twist
29:20 Cheering for the Quest(s)
33:25 Sean and the Judge da true MVPs
36:50 Tahani’s arc splits the room
41:30 Let’s start a Good Place religion!
2020-02-0943 minTwoStoniansRoast of the Skywalker
Twostonians 038: Roast of the Skywalker
Theme Song: NIN – Terrible Lie
00:01 Terrible week for Houston Sports
01:00 Baseball should just embrace cheating
05:14 Alan Moore needs to relax
11:00 Did we need more Watchmen? (Yes)
19:00 ***FULL WATCHMEN SPOILERS BEGIN***
34:00 Personal Favorite TV/Movie Tropes
35:40 Hard work vs. rage
40:00 Conspiracy narratives
42:30 Child/Father reconciliation stories
44:00 Found families
48:00 JJ Abrams vs. Zac Snyder
49:20 Roast of the Skywalker (SPOILERS)
2020-01-251h 05TwoStoniansAlways Funny in PhilidelphiaTheme Song: Partners in Kryme - Turtle Power
01:40 Butthole Update
02:30 Sky Mud
04:25 Always Sunny Season 14 Review (SPOILERS)
06:45 Do people still go to the movies?
09:35 lol Gen Z is FUCKED
12:45 Dee is the season 14 MVP!
13:50 South Park or Always Sunny?
20:45 Joe stans Dennis
23:30 The end of Always Sunny?
28:15 The Mount Rushmore of TV Comedy Characters
29:30 Honorable Mentions
32:40 Jorge and Joe agree on the GOAT
34:00 Gotta have a Goor/Schur character!
35:00 Brooklyn 99 rewatch
40:00 Jorge’s personal GOAT
42:00 Joe goes old school
44:44 Shouts to hi...
2019-12-121h 07TwoStoniansButtrot vs. ScorceseTwostonians 036 – Buttrot & Scorsese
Theme Song: Danny Schmidt – This Too Shall Pass
01:25 BODIES. ARE. GROSS.
13:30 Early NBA Reactions
34:00 Kaepernick coming back?!
36:30 Do we need to reassess Jay Z?
41:30 Reacting to Louis CK’s return
46:00 Reflecting on toxic masculinity
53:30 Jorge vs. Martin Scorsese
1:12:35 Videogames vs. Cinema
2019-11-191h 21TwoStoniansNBA Hot Takes and Bad BeatsTwostonians 035: Hoops Hot Takes, 2019 Edition
Theme Song: Megan Thee Stallion – Dance
00:01 NBA Season Hot takes and Bad Bets
03:38 That Clips D
08:00 Western Seeds, 8 thru 1
08:57 The Mavericks??!
11:05 Jorge’s history of Blazer hatin’
14:35 A tale of Two Cities: NOLA & LA
19:30 Is AD a fraud?
23:20 Roy distrusts UTAH
26:00 UNCLE MIKE!
28:50 Who’s gonna be the #1 seed?
31:00 Bealin’ & Dealin’
35:05 Betting on the Lakers missing the playoffs
37:05 (Shouts to the Connecticut Sun)
38:30 Is LeBron Adam Sandler or Donald Trump?
41:40 BET Harden and Russ will trip-du...
2019-10-241h 05TwoStoniansComedy #YangGang
Twostonians 034 – Comedy #YangGang
Theme Song: George Carlin!!
00:00 The GOAT speaks
01:15 Joe’s back from his road trip!
09:26 Check out Meowwolf if you are in Santa Fe!
15:00 Shane Gillis
18:34 Sidebar: SNL good again?
19:46 Slurs are just fart jokes
21:50 Sidebar: Does Bill Burr even tell jokes?
23:00 Is it money, age, or race, that’s getting these old heads hot?
26:45 George Carlin & Always Sunny
28:30 Comedy Mix-Tape!
29:00 Bo Burnham
35:30 Yedoye Travis
40:00 Let’s discuss brown folx
41:50 Dave Chappelle’s transphobia
50:20 Learning h...
2019-10-171h 17TwoStoniansWe walked so you could fly...TwoStonians 23: We walked so you can fly…
Theme Song: Chino Alfonso – Give it to You (cover)
00:15 We probably should’ve prepared
02:10 Nicolas Cage walked…
04:30 Who are the top 5 “will be in any movie” all-stars?
07:00 Band Nostalgia Tours
11:30 Did Pink Floyd walk so Radiohead could fly?
18:15 Joe’s Hospital Story
21:37 Fuck paying hospital bills
26:00 Anti-Bernie bias
30:00 Jordan Knight walked…
32:00 Little girls are fucking creepy: 2 stories
35:05 Will Smith walked…
36:30 Get well soon Kevin Hart!
38:50 Paris Hilton walked…
40:40 The NFL is still gross!
47:50 Jay Z’s betrayal
51...
2019-09-1455 minTwoStoniansThe Conspiracy Episode: We Loco!
Twostonians 032
Theme Song – Coal Chamber: Loco
Music Recommendation – Brockhampton: Boy Bye
00:05 Conspiracy theories?
00:55 Jorge misunderstood the assignment, so this episode is muy random
01:30 What do conspiracists drink?
06:20 Conspiracy #1: Flat Moon Theory
13:00 Road Trips: GOAT Drives
15:55 The Blue Ridge Mountains & Big Sur
21:40 Conspiracy #2: Was Area 51 attacked… in 2018?
27:30 Youtube recommendations?
28:00 Pitch Meetings (Screen Rant)
30:10 Joe’s obsessed with Mr. Sunday Movies
32:00 Metahumor is 90s nostalgia in disguise
33:14 Joe strongly recommends Middle 8 , Polyphonic, and Bonzai Pop
36:00 Watch Attack on Titan!
39...
2019-08-1950 minTwoStoniansMix Tape Vol. 1
Twostonians 031 – Mix Tape Vol. I
00:00 Mix tape grab bag!
00:15 Happy 20th Built to Spill and Explosions in the Sky!
00:00 5 Music Categories – 10 songs
04:30 Cat 1 – Recent discoveries
04:45 Bad Bunny, "Ni Bien, Ni Mal" (Jorge)
08:05 Sales, “Renee” (Joe)
13:25 Cat 2 – Songs ppl would be surprised you like
14:00 Panic at the Disco!, “High Hopes” (Jorge)
19:30 JOE’S PLOT TWIST
23:30 Cat 3 – 2019 Defined
23:45 Toddrick Hall, “No Place like Home” (Jorge)
33:45 Is music the most universally resonant artform?
40:00 Mountain Goats, “No Children” (Joe)
47:30 Cat 4 – deeply personal songs
47:35 Animal Collective, “Fireworks”...
2019-07-261h 14TwoStonians030: A.D.I.D.A.S.
Twostonians Episode 030: A.D.I.D.A.S.
Theme Song: Killer Mike – Adidas
01:05 Nike cancels colonial sneakers
08:00 Woke off – Disney vs. Nike
11:20 Wypipo as greedy older siblings
14:50 The Blue Bell “controversy”
18:20 GOAT Americans
18:30 Ida B. Wells
21:05 Harriet Tubman, American Badass
27:26 Frederick Douglass
30:00 William Lloyd Garrison
32:11 John “Rock Jaw” Lewis
33:22 Honorable Mentions
40:05 Chow do we stop child Concentration Camps?
43:00 Let’s remember how all this got started
48:20 God Bless AOC
50:50 Google Stadia
54:42 Happy Anniversary, Kristina (& GO ROCKETS)
5...
2019-07-071h 16TwoStonians029: Yellow Spot Vodka
Theme Song: Astronautilus – The River, The Woods
01:00 Post-Houston Depression
02:00 Calling the cops on White Folk
05:00 lol @ “Straight Pride”
07:55 Shouts to LGBQTIA+ Pride
09:45 Racists ruined White Pride
12:35 Can Joe Biden please go away?
18:00 John Lewis is a good friend
22:38 Corey Booker at the cookout
26:25 LGBQT Reparations?
31:30 Warming on Warren?
35:45 Dogs, Weed-Turds, & the Homeless
42:00 Warriors to blame for KD’s achilles?
47:50 Have opinions on KD changed?
52:55 Shouts to the league-leading Connecticut Sun!
53:40 Jorge highly recommends NPR’s White Lies podcast
2019-06-2455 minTwoStonians028: All Shows Must Die
Twostonians 028: All Shows Must Die
Theme Song: Dragonforce – Through the Fire and the Flames
02:00 Legal Weed will save the world!
10:00 Is the NBA too black to legalize weed?
16:45 The Playoffs w/o LeBron is WEIRD.
21:00 Game of Thrones could’ve nailed the ending.
29:00 So, turns out the Night King is a punk.
33:05 Jorge called the ending (sorta).
37:45 This ending should work in the books tho.
41:30 Shouts to Lindsey Ellis!
43:00 GOAT series finales (~SPOILER ALERT~)
46:10 Jorge <3’s VEEP!
50:30 Joe still loves The Shield...
2019-05-251h 14TwoStonians027: The Bones of Texas History
Theme Song: Muddy Waters – Louisiana Blues
01:00 Maria finally visits Htown!
14:15 Sugarland mass gravesite
16:07 Convict Labor & Mass incarceration
21:55 Sugarland trying to forget the 95 bodies
26:45 Reggie Moore: HERO
33:14 Civil Rights Tourism? That’s a thing?
40:30 Profiting off racism
43:20 White exceptionalism is not for sale!
46:50 Louisiana & criminal (in)justice
53:00 Lynching Memorials
1:04:30 At least the conversation is being had?
SUGGESTED "READING":
Talitha L. LeFlouria, Chained in Silence: Black Women and Convict Labor in the South
Sarah Haley, No Mercy Here: Gend...
2019-05-141h 10TwoStonians026: Endgame of Thrones
Episode 026
Theme Song: Lil John – Snap Yo’ Fingers
00: Brooke joins the pod!
02:30 Endgame Reviews [FULL SPOILERS]
05:15 At what point did you tear up?
09:00 Joe wanted to hate it
10:27 Learning from RotK’s mistakes
13:45 The big deaths
17:00 That Wanda beatdown tho
20:20 PLEASE HAMMER DON’T HURT ‘EM
29:00 Give us Mr. Fixit!
33:00 ASSEMBLE!
36:50 Is Loki back??
39:30 Were Rocket & Groot lovers?
43:00 Far from Home better not be a prequel
48:00 Where do we go from here?
2019-04-3058 minTwoStonians025: Bamboon 2020
Theme Song: Rilo Kiley – Science vs. Romance
00:01 Shouts to Joe’s momma
01:15 Karolina & Bill are back!
01:30 Science Fiction with Scientists
03:15 Annihilation (2018) “synopsis”
11:09 Cancer as… analogy? Metaphor?
14:36 Karolina has actually read the books
18:55 Humanity as a cancer?
20:22 Annihilation is visually stunning
23:00 Remixing our own DNA
24:25 BAMBOOOOOOOON
26:40 Jorge can eat shit
28:45 The Bills could go any minute
30:30 Annihilation – happy ending?
33:50 Gattaca (1997) “synopsis”
37:30 Space Travel AND VCRs??
38:45 Gattaca then and now
47:15 As a 90s artifact?
52:45 1% Inspiration
54:35 Gattaca as a Pixar movie...
2019-04-191h 05TwoStonians024: 2019 NBA Playoff Preview
Theme Song: Nipsey Hussle - Grinding all my Life (RIP)
01:15 Jorge takes the Nets in 4
06:00 Roy picks San Antonio
08:51 GSW v LAC should be a fun sweep
10:30 Betting on Pat Bev’s first tech
13:47 Joe picks the Pacers
22:50 Can anyone beat the Bucks?
30:47 Failblazers got a chance?
34:45 OKC or Denver in the WCF?
41:00 Rox Talk
43:30 Rox better no or last year?
48:00 It’s all on the MVP
51:45 If the Warriors lose…
55:45 The MVP award is conceptually dumb
59:40 Betting on the ECF ch...
2019-04-131h 12TwoStonians023: 2020 VisionsTwoStonians Episode 23
Episode Theme Song: ABBA – Money, Money, Money
01:50 The Mueller Report drops
05:00 Trump is Krusty the Clown
06:30 Mueller’s not walking through that door
11:50 Rating the 2020 DNC candidates
13:40 John Delaney
15:10 Andrew Yang and a living wage
17:55 Julián Castro (aka liberal Marco Rubio?)
22:47 Kamala Harris
28:28 Cory Booker
31:39 GTFO Tulsi Gabbard
33:54 Elizabeth Warren
42:54 The Also Rans
45:28 Joe Biden
47:19 Bernie Sanders (is Chris Paul)
51:36 Beto O’Rourke’s a GOAT bullshitter
57:10 Potential Running mates
59:35 Rockets vs. Bucks...
2019-03-261h 01TwoStonians022: Mar-Vell-OusTwostonians Episode 022
Episode 022: Mar-vell-ous
Theme Song: Sonic Youth – Kool Thing
00:01 Jorge’s back from San Antonio
01:10 Fuck Delta Airlines
02:10 Joe didn’t love Captain Marvel
03:35 We need to talk about the MCU as a TV show
05:55 Did it come out too late?
07:15 SPOILER ALERT FOR REST OF THE EPISODE
09:35 The Skrull Twist
14:00 Brie Larson’s performance
22:30 That post-credits scene tho!!
24:15 Its song choices
26:20 What would be on your 90s Capt. Marvel Soundtrack?
32:45...
2019-03-1555 minTwoStonians021: Trailer ParkTwostonians Episode 21: Trailer Park
Theme Song: My Chemical Romance – This is How I Disappear
00:01 Joseph’s back from LA
01:37 Catching up on Rockets
06:24 Was EG sweatin’ getting traded?
10:50 The Rockets don’t fear GSW
17:59 1 st round matchups
21:35 Count the Dings Live
22:50 Using my wife as Wos bait
24:00 Dave DuFour workin’ the room, Jade sick/stoned
26:05 Jorge drunk chats Haberstroh
31:50 Game of Thrones final season
33:00 Is Littlefinger actually dead?
37:10 Jon Snow vs. Tony Stark
44:3...
2019-03-061h 11TwoStonians020: 2KingzTwostonians 020
Episode 20: 2Kingz
Theme Song: Tenacious D – City Hall
00:01 Where’s KD going?
03:16 AOC is now the face of minority politics
08:00 If AOC is a Herald, we’re in good shape
10:45 Is Candace Owens running game?
15:16 The Only good thing about Trump
17:58 Whack History Month
18:52 BOMM pod says blackface okay for jokes
25:00 Joe went to a quince
26:45 Southern Baptist rape scandals
33:00 Trump’s real scam
38:00 Arrested Development
42:15 NBA Trade Deadli--- NVM DBZ: BRO...
2019-02-1449 minTwoStonians019: WEEKLY RANT VOL. IITwostonians Episode 019
Episode 19: WEEKLY RANT II
Theme Song: Duckwrth – Start a Riot
00:01 MASSACHUSETTS NEIGHBORS
06:00 THIS GILLETTE AD
08:27 FUCK YO COMPLIMENTS
15:55 AEROMEXICO AIN’T FOOLIN’ ME
20:45 #SurvivingRKelly
29:38 #MuteRKelly
34:15 FUCK DISNEY
35:35 SPIDERVERSE THE GOAT??
41:00 MCU Spidey is what rich people think poor is
42:45 NEVER TRUST SURROGATE FATHERS
45:15 Peter vs. Miles
48:00 FUCK KEVIN HART (but not for the Oscars)
50:50 <3 The Rock &; Terry Crews
52:2...
2019-01-181h 14TwoStonians018: The Boys are Back in TownEpisode 018: The Boys are Back in Town
Theme Song: Miami Sound Machine – Bad Boy
01:15 Live from H-town!
01:50 Jake’s back
03:20 Mexican by Proximity
05:25 Heights Gentrification
08:40 Houston Beer
13:55 Bad Boys 3
16:15 2018 in Review
17:00 #MeToo Chefs
21:20 New Year’s Resolutions
26:35 Veganism: Chicken or the Egg
36:10 Fuck not cursing
39:40 Doughboys podcast
43:35 Jason Mantzoukas love
49:00 John Mulaney – liar?
51:10 NFL Playoff Preview
57:45 Joe calls Rockets over War...
2019-01-041h 00TwoStonians017: 3rd time’s the harmEpisode 017: 3rd time’s the harm
Theme song: Bring da Ruckus – Wu Tang Clan
01:00 Technical difficulties
01:47 Bitchin’ bout work
04:10 Avengers trailer!
09:30 Joe’s getting that bag
13:35 Let’s NOT talk Rockets
15:30 GOAT draft: NBA
21:50 Joe wins
22:55 GOAT draft: Movies
25:00 NVM back to NBA
27:25 Pippen > MJ (and GOAT Hobbit)
30:45 Movie Draft Results
33:15 Beam us up, Scottie!
36:00 Ol’ Garbage Time MJ
38:10 Spider-man 3: THE GOAT
40:10 “Conservative conversion” therapy
44:00 The liberal equivalent of an evangelical
49:50 Are the Texans for real?
54:20 The Kareem Hunt story
57:00 WHITE PPL! Stop using the n-word!
2018-12-151h 01TwoStonians016: Thanksgiving Sucks (?)Episode 016 – Thanksgiving Sucks (?)
Theme Song: Nuclear Rabbit – It’s My Birthday
00:01 Almost Birthday!
00:50 Quick Takes
01:18 See ya in Hell, Bob McNair
03:07 Rest in Great Power, Stan Lee
03:46 Is Spidey the Superhero GOAT?
05:26 Shouts to The Fantastic Four
09:30 Is Thanksgiving the most BS holiday?
11:57 Sick of Christmas yet?
13:30 The other B.S. Holidays
19:45 Climate Change
22:20 Give up Amazon Prime?
28:05 Always Sunny finale
37:30 Always Sunny vs. South Park
42:00 NBA Check-in
56:45 East > West?
1:05:20 How hurt is Steph?
1:07:00 NBA Fights are back
2018-11-281h 12TwoStonians015: All Dogs Go to HeavenEpisode 015: All Dogs Go to Heaven
Theme Song: Faith No More – Be Aggressive
01:25 Midterm Reactions
08:15 How will the Dems fuck up 2020?
12:12 The Latinx vote
17:46 Watch Hasan Minaj!
18:50 Louis CK
23:45 Is there a path back? Probably not.
30:00 Weird fetish tho.
32:42 When will #MeToo affect sports?
39:40 Rest in Peace, Clyde
41:40 Dog culture
46:10 The bat story
51:15 Halloween Costumes
53:00 Joe’s dieting!
55:20 Plans to catch Count the Dings live!
2018-11-1457 minTwoStonians014: Call it a comebackEpisode 014 – Call it a comeback
Theme Song: Hamilton – What’d I Miss?
01:15 Quick Takes - shit we missed
01:30 Kavanagh’s coke rage
03:15 Beto vs. Cruz
08:34 At least we aren’t related to Ted Cruz
12:09 Shouts to the Chronicle’s sentencing expose
13:53 Houston’s surrounded by a red sea
17:43 What’s wrong with the Rockets?
26:30 Exciting teams? (Nuggets, Raptors)
32:32 Nuggets, 2019 NBA Champs? (no.)
35:00 Who don’t you want to be the champs?
35:10 Lakers, Spurs, Celtics, Mavs, Jazz
40:15 Videogame round-up
46:10 Jorge still sucks at Bloodborne
49:50 Reactions to new Always Sunny
2018-10-2759 minTwoStonians013: A Series of TubesEpisode 013: A Series of Tubes
Theme Song: 8 Bit Universe – Gangnam Style
01:00 How has YouTube changed?
05:30 Lindsey Ellis “Manufacturing Authenticity”
10:08 Is there still room for outsider art on YouTube?
14:13 Jorge makes Joe proud
15:15 Best Video Essays
18:48 Nerdy black comedy
22:00 YouTube GOATS
32:02 Was Blockbuster good for us?
37:47 Twostonians re-brands
40:20 Spider-man on PS4
43:19 Avengers 4 theories
47:33 GOAT Comic Book Movie Performances
56:31 BRING BACK BLADE (but not Spawn)
101:36 Read Superior Spider-man
105:11 Shows we’re behind on
2018-09-201h 15TwoStonians012: \m/ the DragonTwostonians – Episode 012: Rock the Dragon
Theme Song: Cake – Satan is my Motor
00:00 Half of the best thing to ever happen.
01:15 Dragonball Z Abridged is BACK.
02:51 The one year wait for DBZA: Episode 60 (part one) WAS SO WORTH IT.
04:29 So. Much. Talking. Shit.
07:20 These jokes out here DOING WORK.
09:18 Goku is Fry with superpowers.
10:20 Where does DBZA fall on the list of GOAT comedies?
12:00 DBZA > Apatow.
13:43 Is it better than Futurama?
17:41 Compared to Always Sunny? Venture Bros.?
20:31 Is episode 60 the end of DBZA?
23:45 Dear @TeamFourStar – THANK FOR YEARS OF JOY.
25:05 In a dream scenario, what would TeamFourStar abridge next?
2018-09-0727 minTwoStonians011: The God PodTwoStonians – Episode 011 – The God Pod
Theme Song – Dropkick Murpys, I’m Shipping Up to Boston
00:40 Joseph’s back from vaycay!
01:36 Joseph’s racial ambiguity abroad.
02:45 Kristina joins us to discuss Catholic scandals.
06:40 How do we even talk about this?
09:00 “I can’t call myself Catholic anymore.”
12:30 Father McCarrick accuses the Pope.
14:30 Never change your name away from “Jorge.”
15:57 Keep Catholicism, Lose the Church.
20:00 Is this just organized crime for pedophiles?
25:25 We’re gonna have to fuck with their money.
29:01 Excerpts from Pennsylvania report.
34:46 Do you still believe in God?
39:35 I say I’m Christian, but I did I really choose this?
40:29 Joseph believe...
2018-09-051h 10TwoStonians010: Science vs. BromanceTwoStonians Episode 010 – Science vs. Bromance
Theme Song: They Might Be Giants – Science is Real
00:00 Mic Check
01:00 Let’s Science with Karolina and Bill!
01:45 Herp League’s #MeToo Controversy
06:29 Bringing back socks and sandals
07:29 Karolina speaks on behalf of all women
12:32 No wonder women leave STEM fields
15:55 Is ageism a factor? (Nah)
21:13 The Dodd Letter (WTF)
27:55 This was never about the photos
29:40 Let’s talk about flip flops
34:13 Is the scientific meritocracy a myth?
36:44 The role of privilege
42:11 Being racially ambiguous (and color privilege)
45:40 How do economics determine our careers?
48:20 What science is exciting us right now?
49:40 Algae! Microbes! Seaweed! OH MY!
54:10...
2018-08-151h 06TwoStonians009: WEEKLY RANTEpisode 009: WEEKLY RANT
Theme Song: Static X – Get to the Gone
00:15 Still can’t see Joseph naked
01:15 WEEKLY RANT!
02:05 Fuck Moving (& mosquitos)
05:42 Fuck the NCAA
10:18 Fuck the NFL
11:29 Fuck Dallas
14:50 Fuck YES Mattress Mack
15:50 Fuck you, Beto (Abolish ICE)
16:47 Fuckin’ Heights
17:52 Fuck me, the first one’s free?
21:57 Fuckin’ Tito’s Vodka needs to sponsor us
22:42 Fuckin’ watch the Cosby Show
25:18 Fuck Rape Culture
29:22 Fuck YES Troy & Abed
31:36 Fuckin’ James Gunn
41:29 Fuck Facebook
43:15 Fuck Meghan McCain
46:00 Fuckin’ put public school teachers in charge
47:55 Fuck the Senate?
54:00 Fuck, weren’t we gonna talk about SDCC?
1:02:42 Fuckin’ Z-Burger lol wtf
1:07:43 Fuck YES Fractured But...
2018-08-011h 13TwoStonians008: Getting Sane in the MembraneEpisode 008: Getting Sane in the Membrane
Theme Song: Aesop Rock – Shrunk
01:25 Quick Takes - Puppet Trump
02:22 Stupider like a Fox (News)
03:40 How did we forget about Reagan last week?
04:30 Let’s discuss Mental Health
07:53 “Boys don’t cry” culture
12:42 Sadness vs. Anxiety
16:00 Therapy
18:15 Why Jorge is deeply skeptical of therapy
24:00 Interrogating the idea that therapy is medicine
29:30 Mental Health and Poverty
33:00 News Fatigue
34:40 Comparing Physical Therapy to Talk Therapy
40:10 Predatory forms of “pop therapy”
43:25 Meditation
45:00 Self-Care
47:00 Dark Souls teaches you that it’s okay to fail
50:30 Self-Medicating
56:00 When do you ask for help?
1:00:00 Next Steps
1:03:49 Joseph asks Jorge for a book recommendat
2018-07-181h 04TwoStonians007: Worst President Power RankingsEpisode 007: Worst President Power Rankings
Theme Song: Mindless Self Indulgence – Harry Truman
00:15 Hereditary
02:17 Topics (Family Separations, Worst Presidents, New National Anthem)
02:45 #KeepFamiliesTogether
04:52 “This is America. We’ve always done this.”
07:13 Democrats don’t get to skate on this
10:51 Fuck civility
11:21: How to help
16:09 Worst President Power Rankings
17:31 End the cult of the Presidency
20:51 Trump’s not on the list (yet)
22:35 Obama
27:33 Dubya
30:19 LBJ and his dick
32: 29 Truman
34:32 Ulysses S. Grant
37:13 Andrew Johnson
39:22 FDR
43:10 Andrew Jackson
46:08 William Henry Harrison
47:25 George Washington
48:48 Historical irony is a bitch
51:15 Picking a New National Anthem because The Star Spangled Banner is trash
54:03 Shouts to Slovenia
2018-07-0457 minTwoStonians006: Still Fightin' ItTheme Song – Explosions in the Sky “A Song for Our Fathers”
00:01 Quick Takes, GOAT Trophy Draft, Father’s Day
00:10 “Hell is full of Dads”
02:03 Introducing our guest moderator
02:22 Jorge’s Home and ready for Quick Takes
02:56 Where LeBron’s going?
03:38 World Ocean’s Day
06:30 What do you do to reduce your waste?
07:55 What do you need to do better?
11:10 OxyMonster brought to justice
14:15 GOAT Trophy Draft
15:20 Dishonorable Mentions
18:01 The Draft Begins
28:50 What does Father’s Day mean to men without fathers?
29:39 Brief History of Father’s Day
32:25 Fuck cancer
38:13 Sidebar on Wes Anderson -- call your dad, bro (if he’s alive)
38:55 Chris is...
2018-06-141h 07TwoStonians005: Yum Yum Gimme SomeEpisode 005: Yum Yum Gimme Some
Theme Song: Ratatat – Three Kings Remix
00:47 Introducing Jacob, our guest moderator
01:33 Quick Takes (Rockets, Roseanne)
01:45 Rest in Power 2018 Rockets
04:45 The Refs
08:10 Six Degrees from Gerald Green
09:10 Roseanne
11:20 Fire Bill Mahr?
12:15 Let’s talk food!
13:15 Tex-Mex Gentrification
17:25 New England’s not into seasoning
20:42 Everybody poops
24:15 How has your career changed your diet?
30:10 When did we start calling it “beef?”
32:10 Eater’s Remorse
40:55 Jorge watched the Karate Kid
46:08 The Karate Kid Extended Universe includes Draco Malfoy
55:42 Karate Kid and Chill
56:55 Have a coffee boss!
58:00 Plugs!
2018-05-3159 minTwoStonians004: Baby LegsEpisode 004: Baby Legs
Theme Song: Blind Guardian – This Will Never End
00:30 Topics for this week (Deadpool 2, Wild Wild Country, Santa Fe School Shooting)
00:45 Quick Takes (HBD Malcolm X, Rockets, The Office)
01:45 Jorge is calling it – Rockets in 6
05:30 Jorge watches The Office for the first time (sorta)
08:47 Is Jim the villain of The Office?
10:00 Deadpool 2
12:45 Embrace Mojoworld!
18:39 Did Deadpool hint at the Messiah Trilogy??
20:10 Netflix’s Wild, Wild Country
23:10 The Rajneesh are so American (in a good way)
26:21 Joseph is captivated by Ma Anand Sheela
30:00 Were we uglier in the 80s?
36:12 You don’t learn watching Wild, Wild Country, you gawk
40:10 Is Trump...
2018-05-201h 03TwoStonians003: The Incel GamesEpisode 003: The Incel Games
This week’s theme song: TV on the Radio – Wolf Like Me
00:58 This week’s topics (Incels, Has Beens, Michelle Wolf, Cobra Kai, Infinity War)
01:25 Michelle Wolf, Emerging GOAT
06:15 Remember when Conservatives used to be able to take a joke? Joe doesn’t.
10:22 Bush Nostalgia Tour
10:57 July 4 th preview
11:27 Incels
17:25 Is Elliot Rodgers Asian?
18:55 Jorge tries not to assume the worst about Incels
23:35 Insecurity
25:55 Toads are beautiful too!
28:45 It’s been a bad week for has beens (Chuck D, Daman Wayans)
32:33 Junot Diaz #TimesUp
38:03 May the Goddess Bey please protect Will Smith
39:13 Joe tries to explain what Cobra...
2018-05-111h 04TwoStonians002: Joe’s Hand in MineEpisode 002: Joe’s Hand in Mine
This week’s theme song: Built to Spill – Kicked it in the Sun\
00:32 Joseph checks his email
00:49 This week’s topics
01:37 What songs give you goosebumps?
02:45 The most important music in Jorge’s life (aka Canon in D can suck it)
08:11 Joseph loves Built to Spill (and live shows)
09:40 Favorite songs to hear live? (#NameOurPod)
13:33 We don’t deserve Vince Staples
14:55 Who will be Kobe’s Hannibal Burress?
18:44 Kendrick Lamar: International GOAT (Lupe? J-Cole?)
23:56 Jorge catches up on video games after a decade off
26:12 Shadow of the Colossus is Akira Kurosawa
31:29 South Park Season Pack is muy bo...
2018-05-0151 min
TwoStonians001: Worst State Power RankingsEpisode 001: Worst State Power Rankings
Theme song: Kendrick Lamar and Travis Scott, “Big Shots”
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00:37 This week’s topics.
01:30 Worst State Power Rankings
02:25 Florida (obviously)
06:45 Maine (?!)
08:08 Arizona (better to be dead in California)
13:21 Oklahoma (via West Virginia)
19:38 Mississippi (legacy spot)
22:10: Intriguing NBA teams
22:33 Toronto Raptors (still playing checkers)
34:40 Is James Harden our Peyton Manning?
38:30 Is Portland a threat (we don’t agree)
39:48 LeBron James, triple murderer
42:15 Do all MVPs belong in the Hall of Fame?
45:20 A quick complaint about Black Panther (aka Jorge has takes).
46:48 Why X-Men joining the MCU is a terrible idea (cuz Hidden Figures).
51:49 Captain America wants you to b...
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