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Tech It OutCadillac’s first Escalade EV unveiled + free cell phone service with TextNow, a wild social media app with UHive, and moreLive from New York, it’s...the 2025 Cadillac Escalade IQ! GM unveils its first all-electric premium full-size SUV with up to 450 miles of rangeSick of paying for cell phone service? We chat with TextNow that not only gives you a free number but free (ad-supported) cell phone service, tooIt’s back-to-school time, and so lifestyle tech expert Carley Knobloch drops by to chat about recommended gear for studentsYou’ve never seen a social media app like UHive, between its futuristic 3-D interface and free crypto rewards. Get the deets hereA huge thank you to ASUS, my title sponsor on Tech It Out...2023-08-1139 min
Blockchain HustleEPISODE 59: NFT INFRA - UHIVE, UTILIFYEPISODE 59: NFT INFRA - UHIVE, UTILIFY
What if you can get your social profile on the Metaverse? And monetise the same?
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Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS5: Client 2 - Video Games Killed The Pinball StarThe three non-lawyers embrace their next client, Video Games Killed The Pinball Star with a verve never before seen...not really. Instead they deliberate Beep Boop, pachinko, André The Giant, one thousand monkeys, Bad News Bears, Dig Dug, Down Under Kong, gravity well, ghost missiles, joystick & a button, 16 bit boobies, Oscar Wilde, ferret and pelican, Iowa hurricanes, Martian hemlock, spaghetti tacos, Blame It On The Sake, the gerbil dies, Sim wormhole and a tiny bit of squabbling.
Buy our merch here: https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access special content go to www.patreon.com/qsblaw and for ot...2022-06-301h 11
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS5: Client 1 - The Ways You Are Stupid w/comedian Daniel 'Papi' GonzalezKicking off their newest season, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker bring on a new guest counsel to tackle the client, The Ways You Are Stupid. Comedian Daniel 'Papi' Gonzalez engages the trio with discussions about Kissimmee, daddy, we're not funny, a day job, car jack, digging for that penis, shoulders of giants, the stench, do normal things, regular fat, MAGA hat, stalkerish, jizz money, Blind Melon, lacrosse, a hurricane story, gay English, Bad Bunny, occasionally racist, mofongo, you die you die, city ordinance, Home Depot, Memento, the Gitmo app, Papi's Papi's puppy, Danny Glover, a basic form...2022-06-231h 21
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerSecond Annual Step Up To The Bar Association Legal Conference & Quibbly Award BanquetIn commemoration of the second anniversary of the podcast Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker, a host of stars came together for the second annual Step Up To The Bar Association Legal Conference & Awards Banquet to receive the highly coveted yet unknown Quibbly Award! The cohosts were Brendan Haggerty, Greg Petix and Matt Bratschi and a multitude of recipients across North America arrived to receive their Quibblys. Some awardees included: filmmaker/playwright Marc Morales, author and sex educator Dr. L. Kris Gowen, rap star Twizm Whyte Piece, actress Shanna Toft, comedian Jason Pollock and many others!
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Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS4: Client 22 - Those Who Pry Thighs Use LiesAs we reach the final episode of season 4, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker make a lame attempt at fake criminal law when helping the client, Those Who Pry Thighs Choose Lies. They bog their arguments down by instead discussing borts and glorts, narcissism in action, tangenital, nude wrestling, pierced sacks, consensual prying, Gary Busey, Rip Taylor, confetti, Greg-O-Matic, caveman club, Jean Claude Van Damme, they're morons, Steven Seagal, Under Siege 2, no name actor, when the witch coven gets him, the Sphincter, Stephen Miller, vampire kid, his head is a ham, you've got bugs, Steve Smiter and the...2022-06-091h 03
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS4: Client 21 - Gun Control Is Fun ControlMurderous clients are no strangers to the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker and today is no different when the client, Gun Control Is Fun Control, enters their chambers. As they determine their best course of defense, they discuss the Quibblys, processed turkey ovals, Tamarindo Mexicali, Canada is like Sweden, every gun gets a vote, old bullet parts, kill someone in a haunted house, Jack the Ripper, Americans are crazy, don't disrespect the dart, Thomas Jefferson, snorting cocaine and gunpowder, Dick Van Dyke, horchata, Michael Bolton, courtesy from mass murderers, Turkish bots, Fecal Court, Elmer Fudd hat, patriotic pants...2022-06-021h 16
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS4: Client 20 - Ports of Sports Thwart JortsIn a pathetic attempt at rhyming, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker trawl and catch a brand new client, Ports of Sports Thwart Jorts. As they determine the most effective means of representing this client, they brainstorm about Greedo, white hegemony, Pinterest, Hall of Justice, Norm McDonald, cultural appropriation, poop bars, frisbee golf hooligans, Highlander, Martin Scorsese, non-smarty pantses, a football port, Rocky, Big Bone Lick, whipped sour cream, zamoboner, The Warriors, body dysmorphia, Hornet Greg and John Madden.
Buy our merch here: https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access special content go to www.patreon.com/q...2022-05-261h 11
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS4: Client 19 - Are You Ready For Alien Sex?The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker are preparing themselves for interstellar legal clientele while working with their first off-world client, Are You Ready For Alien Sex? As they carpe diem, they also converse about UFOs and UAPs, collusions, Black Lives Matter, Tucker Carlson, defund the police, marsh gas, Alien Ant Farm, mountains are our overseers, probing hillbillies, Neil Young, Jim Beam, cornpone, eye jizz, Cthulhu, Avatar, space cows, H.R. Giger, laser spoons, old babies, William Shatner, little bug girl, provocative overalls, 40 acres and a mule, Pete Davidson, alien sex court, Johnny Knoxville and alien rape.
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Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS4: Client 18 - Kill, Marry or Fornicate Your PorkReveling in the return of Brendan, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker celebrate by playing a game with their newest client, Kill, Marry or Fornicate Your Pork. Many words are bandied about including only fetish wear, dungeon master, culinary stuff, pocket rocket, the Black Hand, deliver happiness, a cell fern, Sir Richard Burton, fancy pants, drink dirt, Spy Smasher, talking nipples, a chub, Viet Nam in the 80s, they killed the poop baby, bodies are appearing, the Young Abortionists, Back Alley Boys, Charles Bronson, lutefisk and crocodile duet.
Buy our merch here: https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ T...2022-05-121h 25
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS4: Client 17 - Roe Vs. Wait A Minute Amber Heard That!Delving into the controversies of the day, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have a conflated client in the form of Roe Vs. Wait A Minute Amber Heard That! While developing the fake case they discuss SCOTUS Seltzer, Don King, Politico, Julian Assange, Jersey Shore, so many woman, a lapsed Catholic, Fat Cat In The Hat, sea monkeys, menthol bourbon, goat rodeo, pygmy marmoset, tumescent orange, Pendleton Roundup, Yellowstone, Timothy McVeigh, The Gong Show, vaginal whatever, the weasel inside your throat, horseradish parts, Bazooka Joe, Only Fans comic books, Baltimore Hillbillies, Bill Chain Link Fence, ferret legging and...2022-05-051h 14
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS4: Client 16 - The Case Of The Missing BrendanFinally, after months of inoperation, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker sees the return of their third partner while they discuss their newest client, The Case Of The Missing Brendan. The conversation veers into the topical and mundane when they discuss Twitter, Elon Musk, Pleeps, Allan Sherman, Brendan is back, adrenaline shot, unincorporated square, Baltimore hillbillies, rabbit hole, Covid, Voicebox, fargin' bastage, blood of Protestants, Rachel Maddow, the Incredible Shrinking Greg, fluctuating, Jane Fonda, MK Ultra, insectoid, Nelson Mandela effect, Rock Lobster, cream sherry, Ask Jeeves, Mike Tyson, banned from TikTok, Bill Burr and Listen Notes.
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Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS4: Client 15 - The Orchestra of Evil (and Emptiness) (part two) w/author Dr. L. Kris GowenIn the second of a special two part series, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker continue the minor fake legal strategy session and revisit Matt's lack of friends while also helping the client, The Orchestra of Evil (and Emptiness), with guest fake attorney and author of the book One Nation Under Song, Dr. L. Kris Gowen. They also investigate Bob Seger, some weird American, Steve Martin, the Newfies, Team Arkansas, don't have good words, Science on Tap, science songs, themes are fun, her left leg is my friend, that was the scabies, NFL, Diner, Blind Lemon Picasso, Bonnie...2022-04-221h 04
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS4: Client 15 - The Orchestra of Evil (and Emptiness) w/author Dr. L. Kris Gowen (part one)In a special two part series, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker hold a minor fake legal strategy session and uncover their origins while also helping the client, The Orchestra of Evil (and Emptiness), with guest fake attorney and author of the book One Nation Under Song, Dr. L. Kris Gowen. Together they address jangalang, Piggy Stardust, what does that mean, whipped it up, Dementia 101, empty orc, Klingon karaoke, George Orwell, just simpatico, Milli Vanilli, there is birds, flambee a swan, I'm a dwarf, Juice Newton, teledildonics, elderly country dude, Goldschlager, goosestepping, Tiny Tim, the Muppet Show, karaoke...2022-04-151h 07
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS4: Client 14 - You Just Don't CareReturning to their roots, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker get in some extra squabbling and bickering when they deal with their newest client, You Just Don't Care. If you ever wanted to know what they're all about, this is probably the evidentiary trial they've held as they talk about Ant My Problem, Ground Force, look at the post office, he's like Ant-Man, Pied Piper, look at me, Henry VIII, he lives in the future, fix your computer, I'm Fred Flintstone, Doom Patrol, no prize pig, be their patsy, pheromones, what defines hot sex, sprayed spittle, a side...2022-04-071h 12
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerClient 13 - Take This Job And Gently Insert It In Your Rectum (or Will Smith Will Slap You)The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker venture into dark territory when their client, Take This Job and Gently Insert In Your Rectum, finds a hole in their logic and makes them discuss Dodgy Daycare, Johnny Two Nose, Good Fellas, concrete Keds, must find grub, Buddy Holly, cook their lettuce a club club, Gorg, Ugg, Zog, Zod and Zed, pterodactyl tea, like the bear thing, Rasputin was a robot, Mystic Grifter, Marilyn Manson, Tennessee tick soup, all they had were varmints, mad squirrel disease, blowing into his jug, pro-lynching, drain 'em and chunk 'em, Netflix, Will Smith, The Purge...2022-04-011h 01
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS4: Client 12 - Singin' Outta The BoxAs fake lawyers, Matt and Greg (and the on-sabbatical Brendan) often take their pretense to a point of not taking fake legal stances at all. This newest client, Singin' Outta The Box, is also not given the proper attention by the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker. Instead of addressing the lawsuit the client is embroiled in, they instead discussed TwinkerBell, William Shatner, all about fairies, scullery maids, shooting stars, they just got old, rub my nipples, Ellen Degeneres' Coffee House, the Zoom pumpkin, Battle Hymn of the Frickin' Republic, Taylor Swift, microcephalic, a gigantic brain, walrus baby, Tom...2022-03-251h 04
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS4: Client 11 - Five Finger Exploding Spleen TechniqueThe incredibly unathletic and uncoordinated partners of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bickerfind various ways to relate to their newest client, Five Finger Exploding Spleen Technique, that needs the full mental capacity of the entire fake law office to address green vomit, there is no if, TikTok is stupid, savate, Greg is on a boat, sex hammock, nail 'em in the crotch, West Side Story, Kung Glu, numb chucks, ninjitsu, Thievery Corporation, goldenrod, beat up the jocks, Street Fighter, those stretchy guys, a nice inkwell, their martial art was sarcasm, Jackie Chan, pan-to-hand combat, The Yellow Kid, Hair...2022-03-181h 11
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS4: Client 10 - Top Five Million TV Shows (minus a few)The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have entered entertainment law by compiling a list of the top five million television shows of all time minus about 4,999,997. The deposition took longer than normal as they encountered sandworms, sleestak, C.H.U.D., Earth Force, until life changes, Herman's Head, actor dude, the world of Baltimore, Newark, Gunsmoke, Star Blazers, Walker: Wedding Planner, a historical sitcom, useless human, a cunning plan, off the housewives, a psychotic kitchen, Bryan Cranston, Room 222, Schitt's Creek, ridiculously weird, my little person friend, zoom-O-lantern, one episode with a boobie, Flight Of The Conchords, metric Fahrenheit...2022-03-101h 21
UtalkUtalk EP14: Andrew Rossow talks law and technology, the importance of education & Snoop DoggJay & Rob are joined by special guest Andrew Rossow who writes on the cross-section of law and technology for Beincrypto.com, which includes everything from web 3.0, cryptocurrency, blockchain and DeFi.
After accidentally starting a media career through pokemon GO, Andrew has had quite a career and has since appeared on Fast Company, CoinTelegraph, Bitcoin Magazine, Forbes Crypto, Business Insider, AboveTheLaw, Bloomberg Law, The Times of Israel, and more.
Andrew is co-founder of ‘The Guardian Project’ alongside actor Mark Pellegrino in which they are passionate about educating those about the power of speaki...2022-03-1046 min
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS4: Client 9 - I Can See Clearly Now Ukraine Is Gone w/international writing consultant & author John VorhausThe Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker take on an international legal client in their non-lawyer way when new client, I Can See Clearly Now Ukraine Is Gone, stumbles through their doors. John Vorhaus, author of the Little Book on Stand Up, provides insight from his time in Russia as a contributing fake lawyer as they talk about Sid & Nancy, Krakatoa, Joust, the little book of anal cysts, a podcast slut, they lost their maps, turn Covid down, cat house, J.D. Salinger, information authority, Word Perfect, walk on stilts, fear barriers, we're children, dog chow, Gravy Train, the...2022-03-031h 11
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS4: Client 8 - Ten Steps To Be a Spelunking JunkieA potential for real crime in a hole in the ground drives a brand new client to the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker while Greg and Matt tackle Ten Steps To Be A Spelunking Junkie. This client causes a lively discussion about Space Force, Alderon scabies, gleep glop, Jules Verne, the Burp Force, potholing, vaudevilleans, that chocolate habit, one slave in every bite, alien planet, Walt Disney World, Green Arrow, Richie Rich, a dog butler, Harvey Pekar, tweakers, try meth today, the Hulk, punky junkies, John Carpenter, REI, don't forget the shallots, unhandy man, autobahn, that's physics, Sammy...2022-02-241h 02UtalkUtalk EP13: Marie Tatibouet CMO of Gate.io talks DeFi, NFTs, crypto education & the metaverse.Description: Jay & Rob are joined by special guest Marie Tatibouet who is the CMO of Gate.io, which is one of the world's top digital currency trading platforms, focusing on the safe trading and hassle-free cryptocurrency journey.
Marie talks on Gate.io’s journey, from starting in 2013, to now having a tremendous 1300 coins listed with over 10 million registered users. Competing with the likes of Binance and Coinbase, Gate.io, or as Marie states, gemcoin exchange, takes pride in being the first exchange to list all of the legit altcoins. Marie talks on the success of Gat...2022-02-2429 min
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS4: Client 7 - Teddy Bear's Freedom ConvoyWith Brendan still on sabbatical, it is up to the senior partners of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to take over new clients like Teddy Bear's Freedom Convoy and give them the best fake legal advice possible. Issues addressed were last responder, ringy dingy, Smokey and the Bandit, CB Savage, incredibly homophobic, Greg Evigan, fancy monkey, Clint Eastwood, ninjas, Gilligan's Island, cowboy hat, fun party night, catfishing truckers, give ya a lube job, alchemy, Justin Bear Trudeau, monkey menu, imaginary rabbit, talking kitten, Speed Racer, a retired Pope, Flossing with Matt, lighthearted racism, Polish hosen, black rice...2022-02-1755 min
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS4: Client 6 - Is Joe Rogan Racist or a Big Stupid Dummy? w/paranormal romance author Melissa SerciaCurrent events overtake the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker when Joe Rogan's recent shenanigans cause him to inadvertently help the client, Is Joe Rogan Racist or A Big Stupid Dummy?, walk into the conference room. Paranormal romance and urban fantasy author Melissa Sercia stops by but does not offer legal advice while also helping out by discussing mental strobe lights, immortal billionaires, underbelly world, lots of sex, Anne Rice, robot vampires, Spock, Paul Bettany, Stephen King, Children of the Corn, a hobbit in your well, revenge, blood magic, grey beast, they kill, billionaire werewolf, dryad, nutria, vampire poop...2022-02-101h 19UtalkUtalk EP12: Shawn Coss talks NFT positives and negatives, mental health, & missing out on BoredApesJay & Rob are joined by the one-of-a-kind multi-talented artist - Shawn Coss Creating art for as long as he can remember, Shawn has had quite the impressive journey, from skipping class to create art, to now making over a million dollars from his highly successful business.
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CryptoMom2- Talk Show & Vodcast - Conversations With Jacqui & Others From Around The World.NFT Artist | Florent Boisard | Smile Museum | France | A Conversation Across BordersJacqui Cooper (Host: CryptoMom2) speaks with NFT artist, Florent Boisard, about how he got started with NFTs.
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Florent BOISARD NFTs bottles Art is the ANTIDOTE a rejoint Uhive, vous devriez aussi. Récompenses d'inscription anticipé...2022-02-0613 min
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS4: Client 5 - MCU Vs MC HammerOn a drizzly Portland day, two behemoths square off under the restless eyes of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker. This is a never before seen event as the client is MCU Vs. MC Hammer. While ensuring no low blows are enacted, they have a powerful discussion regarding Dynamic Hero U, self help, super team, X-Men, sleeping with a groundhog, the Falcon and Redwing, Peking duck, evil mastermind father, cookie puss, bug people, Wakanda, vibranium vibrators, Prostate Boy, Karen Black, alien eraserhead, WandaVision, nostalgia buttons, Green Gobbler, return of dirt boy, mud toddler, Hugh 'Stumpy' Jackman, Puck the...2022-02-031h 06
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS4: Client 4 - Rock & Roll Coochie Who? - Music and Fashion w/Trans Activist and Musician Ryan CassataThings get mildly serious at the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker when trans activist and musician Ryan Cassata enters the conference room to discuss his new music and then delves into lizard people tracking nanobots, the Rothschilds, iTunes, trip hop, serving the community, only one in Long Island, Larry King, Dr. Drew, girlie toy, Matt's schizophrenic monologue, my gigantic nose, Tyra Banks, teachers bullying, sing about oppression, a music lawyer, Gandhi, naked drum circle, Sterno, Salvador Dali's cookbook, tastes like trailer parks, sunglasses and checkered shirts, Frank Sinatra, oompah bands, Robert Plant, cool tight pants, Elvis and his...2022-01-271h 14
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS4: Client 3 - Spaceships and Toasters w/singer-songwriter Luka JamesOn a wet and dreary late afternoon, a ray of brightness shines itself into the conference room of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker in the form of New York City-based singer/songwriter Luka James. Sadly, he was unable to transform into a guest faux lawyer yet still engaged with two of the three senior partners to discuss Critical Face Theory, Janeway, Planet of the Ernest Borgnines, mint julep, peanut gallery, bad rubbish, my inner self, cycle of life, a lot of authentic love, a baby and a toddler, Greenwich Village, doctor person, Fresh Air Collective, Viet Nam...2022-01-201h 08UtalkUtalk EP11: Ragzy Talks the Secret to NFT Success, Her Immunity to ’Lego Foot’, & the Blue Lips CultJay & Rob are joined by the multitalented Ragzy, creator of her very own unique Lego NFTs. These one-of-a-kind NFTs have led her work to be displayed alongside the likes of world-famous artists Jerry Garcia and Salvador Dali in prestigious art shows. Ragzy uses TikTok as a platform to inform her 500k+ followers about the ups and downs within the NFT and crypto space.
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Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS4: Client 2 - Genocide SchmenocideVenturing into international legal issues, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker obtain a client sought by none yet that has affected so many: Genocide Schmenocide. This client required Greg, Brendan and Matt to learn a little bit of history and then ignore that very same history as they ended up discussing Mr. Clean, mystical vision, Alex Jones, his head is so small, Uzbeks, SCTV, hillbillies of Russia, Israelstan, slavery is still legal, the peoples of the blacks, property of the white folks, in vino veritas, John Candy, Wikipedia Jones, Josef Stalin, fresh beautiful water, Martin Short, meth...2022-01-131h 08
Tech-Talk with Mark GedenUHIVE or META( Facebook ) Which Is The Better Metaverse? UHIVE VS META( Facebook )This episode is also available as a blog post: http://markstechworld.com/2021/12/04/440/--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/mark-e-geden/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mark-e-geden/support2022-01-1104 min
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS4: Client 1 - The American Resolution with cyber security expert Buzz LightyearThe Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker kick off the new year and Season 4 with the incredibly famous Buzz Lightyear. Well, not really, it's just a pseudonym for a friendly cybersecurity expert but together all of them engage in all sorts of fake legalese like jolly scamps, Falco Manhattan, Slightly Flaccid, gender fluidity in rodents, duck blood, dubstep, taste the suffering, homeless wizard, Misfit Plant, Pong, Sea Hunt, Battle Zone, the jumping thing, public dick, heats up my bones, Burmese Python, Star Trek chat rooms, slash fiction, Zionism, Romulan Catholic Church, towers for the vultures, AWS and Azure, Ted...2022-01-061h 15
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS3: Client 28 - Our Fear In Review w/guest cohosts Sanchez El Dorado and Nick TaberOn the cusp of the New Year, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker watch two of the partners (Greg and Brendan) vacation for the final client of 2021, Our Fear In Review. Coming to the rescue are two guest co-counsels Sanchez El Dorado from Happy Hour News Team and Nick Taber from Movie Theater Time Machine. They proved capable at discussing at length many issues including fear, homemade whiskey, lucky idiot, Snoop Lion, Robert DeQueero, anxiety, Rhode Island, oblate, pizza loves me back, Misfit Markets, slightly blemished fruit, the KKK, internment camp, Obama, miscegenation, Reddit, TikTok, Casablanca, Concrete...2021-12-301h 36
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS3: Client 27 - I Saw Mommy Pegging Santa Claus w/sex educators Dr. Lauren Lichty and Dr. Kris GowenMilk and cookies have no place at the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker at the consultation of this week's client, I Saw Mommy Pegging Santa Claus, when two well-educated guest fake lawyers arrive to provide appropriate counseling. From the podcast B4USwipe, Dr. Kris Gowen and Dr. Lauren Lichty provide their unique perspectives on numerous important matters including catfish dancing, Gary Busey, Spuds McKenzie, peach seeds, wild crazy anarchists, love theme from Commie land, UB40, bus wipe, Guided by Tight Pants, played bagpipes, red pill person, Boxcar Willie, lizard curious, mammalian, Alice In Wonderland, wizard cat, world...2021-12-231h 10
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS3: Client 26 - Ableism, Sexism, Racism & CannibalismWhen isms pervade society, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker are there to fully misunderstand their importance and gravity especially as they take on their next client, Ableism, Sexism, Racism and Cannibalism. Fortunately, no schisms were created as they mentioned hot ticket, Disney Plus, broken hymens, 19 gallons of semen, the York maelstrom, peppermint patties, Charlie Brown, Monkees rabbit hole, Battleship Potemkin, abilityism, Michael Jordan, a papoose, Shaq is a monster, sticky wicket, anarchy, bigger bastards, Cubism, gender fluidity, John Lennon, make me lentils bitch, roast duct, blotwurst, a fake historian, Skittles embargo, reptilism, critical race theory, Howard...2021-12-161h 06
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS3: Client 25 - Are You Toxic Or Do You Just Need A Shower? w/podcaster Mel OrtizThe Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome Mel Ortiz, host of the podcast Miss Heard Lyrics, who unfortunately has to leave before providing her fake legal wisdom for today's client, Are You Toxic Or Do You Just Need A Shower? She definitely engages with the faux legal team and discusses some subjects that don't necessarily include paranoia insurance, existential engineers, a Jewish grandma, cross-eyed bears, the whale carcass, thinly sliced meat eyeball, sugar gliders, polar bear ninja, water buffalo, disco jihad, Mormons of Death Metal, building the Erie Canal, Bette Davis was a spaz, only Booger, Edward Snowden...2021-12-091h 15UtalkUtalk EP10: Saif, ISHU Brand Creator, Talks Hanging with Kevin Hart and Sustainable NFTsSaif is the founder and CEO of ISHU, the clothing and accessory line that offers innovative solar technology to maintain your privacy with anti-flash technology: which hides someone wearing ISHU while highlighting the design. He has worked with many celebrities, with the likes of Kevin Hart, Jay-Z and Beyoncé wearing and using his products, as well as a collaboration with McLaren.
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Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS3: Client 24 - Gift Horses Eat Too MuchWith the gift giving holidays on the horizon, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker address a long standing situation with their new client, Gift Horses Eat Too Much. They talk about Indie Pods United Summit, Sal Vagina, Kaiser Permanente, trichinosis, chlamydia, man slut, sexually abused pizza dough, lukewarm pockets, jizzy glaze, dark horse, Cthulhu, Ayn Rand, Atlas Sharted, behind the beaded curtain, nature's car, Monty Python, Great Bribbin, bolognese, pea gravel, taxi nuns, Agnes of Goop, sweater jokes, rich and jewey, a man who works the docks, collar stays, a bunch of pigs, Joan Collins, stinky cheeses, Katrina...2021-12-0253 min
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS3: Client 23 - Don't Be Late For Love And HateAs Thanksgiving rears its ugly head, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker track down their newest client, Don't Be Late For Love And Hate and give a thorough examination. They uncovered poodle panties, turkey jism, chew juice, warming your chestnuts, your oily fish, Stalingrad 1942, that's the climax, apostasy and blasphemy, Cyndi Lauper, Phil Collins, Hawaii, James Michener, Aquaman, ass weasel, Butthole Billy, the bucking cow, my murdered uncle, Snapped, a love to kill, anonymous country, The Two-fisted Dentist, giraffe blood, snozzberry, Willy Wonka, Roald Dahl, Anal Blasters 3, oompa loompa, respect my pronouns, Frankenstein, the bad accent of love...2021-11-2556 minUtalkUtalk EP09: Jean Hatchet - Radical Feminist - On Getting Banned by Twitter & Free Speech!Jay & Rob are joined by Jean Hatchet. She is a radical feminist activist who campaigns on the issues of men's violence against women. Jean runs 'Ride For Murdered Women' a project which pays tribute to the lives of women murdered by men they knew. Her opinions around women's rights to single-sex care have caused controversy on Twitter and as led her and her family to suffer outrageous abuse online.
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Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerHow Deep Is Your Bunker (or Apocalypse Wow!) w/the amazing Kreesha Turner - S3: Client 22A modern day Renaissance woman enters the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker in the form of the multi-talented Canadian songstress Kreesha Turner who later briefly helps address the client, How Deep Is Your Bunker (or Apocalypse Wow!). The following exhibits get examined: your poop bars, Canadian Jennifer Lopez, 4 Loko, aboriginal friends, nation of immigrants, monolith of liberty, ketchup chips, great aunt Ninita, bikini pictures, I hate pants, tough love, speaking in tongues, Jimmy Cliff's beer, extra beige, a spicy meatball, American fondue, Fidel Castro, Angola, CAnon, broughtupsy, private island, cornhole apocalypse, Skippy the Cruel, The Purge, Cordyceps...2021-11-181h 20
CryptoNews Podcast#75: Jay El-Anis on Building a Decentralized Social Media Platform with 1M+ UsersJay El-Anis is the CMO of Uhive, a decentralized British social media start-up with over 1m+ users. In this conversation, we discuss:- Uhive- Scaling to 1mil users in 1.5yrs- Competing against Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok- Growing a company in Europe- Uhive KPIs and metrics - 4D space vs 3D space in virtual land - Advice to new crypto companies- Marketing in crypto UhiveWebsite: uhive.comTwitter: @UhivesocialFacebook: @UhiveSocialInstagram: @uhiveJay...2021-11-1840 min
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS3: Client 21 - The Tyranny Of Beauty with Brendan, Greg and MattThe Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker tackle the greatest of clients in this session with The Tyranny Of Beauty. Since their guest counsel did not arrive, they handled the bogus deposition themselves and talked about flooding, lovely wives, ass avoidant, earholes, Karl Marx, dick power, everyone wants love, those handsome men, chuffing and chafing, symmetry is overrated, Pythagoras, sock exploits, Julia Roberts, a symmetrical horse, Salma Hayek, down to clown, Bea Arthur, Rumplestiltskin, Porky Pig says you're this tall, meth head skinny person, pity dating, life in the fat lane, a well turned ankle, Brazilian butt implants...2021-11-111h 21
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS3: Client 20 - The Times They Are A Strangin' w/superheroes Holly Haggerty and Lavonna BratschiAfter many invitations, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker achieve the unthinkable: doing the show from Brendan's house in Florida AND getting Matt and Brendan's wives Holly and Lavonna to be the guest fake attorneys. Along the way, they talk about David Blaine, Passive Attack, huffing jenkem, purple, ocarina book, sushi mask, low bar, taken aback, marry Matt, 999, Brendan's jib, limbo, oblivious to the hunt, you're a cheetah, beavers and otters, Etta James cover girl, project my ex, a friend of Tony's, trying to get into a door, walking through the skyways, Oscar the Grouch's bar, too b...2021-11-041h 26UtalkUtalk EP08: NY Times Bestseller, Influencer, Friend to Guy Kawasaki & All-Round Top Bloke Joel CommJay & Rob are joined by Joel Comm. A successful author, speaker, podcaster and entrepreneur. In today’s episode we delve deeper into the crypto world, gaming NFTs, the rapid surge of Baakt and discuss whether Facebook’s days are numbered?
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2021-11-0227 min
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS3: Client 19 Here Today, Ghost Tomorrow w/Mystic Ghost Paranormal Research TeamAn entire team of pretend lawyers arrived at the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker in the form of the Mystic Ghost Paranormal Research Team who arrived to help address the client - Here Today, Ghost Tomorrow. The researchers included founder of the Mystic Ghost team Michelle DePaul with Allison Tidwell and Michelle Roan. Many supernatural connections were made and ghost ticklers, bad mojo, baffling conundrums, ectoplasmic slime, Ghostbusters, a demonologist, drama with ghost groups benevolent, malevolent and ambivalent, choked by a spirit, remember the closet, people are haunted, Myrtles Plantation, we prayed and got drunk, Marie Laveau's House...2021-10-281h 08
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS3: Client 18 - That's A Fine Looking Werewolf w/director and playwright Marc MoralesJust in time for Halloween, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker engage the very talented director and playwright Marc Morales to help with the client, That's A Fine Lookin' Werewolf. While cross examining the client, they talk about the Incelerator, 521 North Main Street, the Clown Motel, if I disappear, a seltzer bottle in every room, The Exorcist, Tim Curry, Michael Myers, EMF meter, so much blood, singing waiter, Dion and the Belmonts, Ted Lasso, the Incel Wanderer, Westchester Broadway Theater, Marina Del Rey, the Whaler, a John Hughes thing, Tony Longo, it's nutty you're wow, the Apollo theater...2021-10-211h 08
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS3: Client 17 - A Friend In Need, A Friend Indeed & A Friend In Weed w/Greg and MattThe Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker are once again taken over by the senior partners of Matt and Greg who are forced to deal with their newest client, A Friend In Need, A Friend Indeed And A Friend In Weed. Some relatively careful attention was paid even though they talked about lose my shoulders, tiny little body, greed heads, Newsies caps, National Haberdasher's Union, simpatico, get our head scratched, other kinds of ships, levels of affection, show all the warts, Jackass, a little bit of rouge, the Unknown Publicist, erotic shot, beat up and filthy, blue cheese wine...2021-10-1454 minUtalkUtalk EP07: What’s the Secret to Success in Crypto? Crypto Birb Joins Us to Discuss Uhive TokenAdrian Zduńczyk, better known as Crypto Birb, has over half a million followers across social networks and a crypto enterprise with partnerships ranging from Polka Dex to World Token and Chainge (not a typo), as well as being Business Insider and MSN's go-to-crypto-expert. Jay & Rob are joined by one of the world's biggest crypto influencers and analysts to discuss topics ranging from taking the power away from central governance (Mr Zuckerberg), how crypto is changing the world and how Uhive could potentially be a key component to this accomplishing this.
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Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS3: Client 16 - Evacuate Your Mind w/fried food aficionado Billy SkeelsThe Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker welcome a rare individual to their conference room, a man with no real agenda - who goes by the name of Billy Skeels. Billy Skeels does act as a guest fake attorney to help with today's client - Evacuate Your Mind. As they work the deposition, they find sodomites, identifying as a squid, hail hydra, Mighty Mouse, deformed eggs, conceived in a skillet, pre-fried food, that's not a fryer, mystic runes, a foot playin' sport, your son is a box, Ohio Man, anti-squid rhetoric, all white people are blah blah, forsooth...2021-10-071h 17UtalkUtalk EP06: Guest Calvin Robinson Talks Free Speech & Uhive’s Decentralized ModerationJay & Rob are joined this week by Calvin Robinson. Calvin is a political commentator and free speech activist. He is a regular contributor to the Daily Telegraph and Daily Mail as well as appearing frequently on talkRadio, GB News and has even been interviewed by the infamous Piers Morgan. We discuss Free Speech in society and why Uhive’s Magna Carta Protocol is of great importance to both the digital as well as the physical world.
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Become a Uh...2021-10-0527 min
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS3: Client 15 - Pets ON TRIAL w/rapper Twizm Whyte PieceOn this day, a young verbose guest fake attorney shows up at the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to help litigate Pets On Trial. Rapper Twizm Whyte Piece brings his unique style and converses about holocaust bourbon, matzoh, doing all my evil, pull out game, bashing white people, pus of the blisters, blood in her placenta, aboot, urban language, Hulk Hogan, it smells of dumb people, there's more than corn in Indiana, Keanu Reeves Western, check me out bro, Eminem, doing the rhino, TWP Nation, Vert!, the metric people, Waldorf the Muppet, ordering cocaine, bathtub coelacanth, some Japanese...2021-09-301h 13
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS3: Client 14 - Schmear The Queer w/comedian and author Ike AvelliToday, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have a very qualified guest counsel to investigate the claims of their newest client, Schmear The Queer. The guest counsel is comedian, author and New Jersey gay icon Ike Avelli who is a bit soft spoken so you'll have to be careful with your volume control. He graciously puts up with the partners and together they discuss the House Of Your Mama, circle of jerks, two weasels, 50 Shades Of Gay, eyelashes are stunning, thieves, Jenna Jameson, Pulitzer prize, John Updike, Judy Blew 'em, New York Times Literary Supplement Porn Show, Marilyn...2021-09-231h 01UtalkUtalk EP05: Chris Trueman Talks Becoming a Successful NFT Artist & Uhive’s MarketplaceJay & Rob are joined this week by Chris Trueman, Chris is an LA-based painter and digital artist who has exhibited his work internationally and domestically in the US. Chris continues to explore the relationship between the physical and digital through paintings, hybrid and purely digital works. In the next coming days, he is about to drop an exclusive collection on Uhive’s
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Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerSeason 3: Client 13 - Batman Wears A Diaper with the original lineup of Matt and Greg!The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker are missing one of the partners and do not have a guest attorney to help with a client that stumbled through their doors, Batman Wears A Diaper. Matt and Greg are all on there own so, obviously, the client is in big trouble especially when they wind up talking about beloved cohost, anal bleaching, the Clean Sphincter Society, fight crime and pee, super speed poop, is that a football, a giant lima bean, head on down to Panama, cosmic rays, radioactive spider, nasty green and messy, a super proctologist, his name was...2021-09-161h 10
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerSeason 3: Client 12 - Tradition Is Poison with those bastards Brendan, Greg and MattOur first guest-free show of the season has our nubile faux lawyers tackling a client that has disturbed many a family gathering: Tradition Is Poison. The client is nimble and care-free which causes the conversation to swerve into statutory ape, Cancel Me Cancel You, little squirrels, gripping, sub units of people, a meaningless void, slaves were toasters, the cotton gin, a minister in Arkansas, Jesus wasn't a baby, turducken, Germanic barbarians, ya'll log, clean out the flue, disembowel their enemies, the wood spirits, meat product on a tree, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, like any good stalker would, four pigs, labradoodles...2021-09-0938 min
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS3: Client 11 - Thought Crimes & Misdemeanors w/self-help podcaster Wize OteroAll the way from the Poconos, self-help podcaster Wize Otero arrives and works as a fake attorney to help with the client, Thought Crimes and Misdemeanors. While cross-examining the client, things veered to Stuck In My Mind, You're Going To Get Some Ultra, Libido Max, nipple clamps, a slobby dork, Real Wize Productions, an unconscious rapper, targeting lacrosse, curling expert, Brendan's herbal supplement, pai gow tiles, Nurse Wize, self-hatred, you love yourself, Harlem Heat, then they'll ghost you, the Scene Snobs, Thievery Corporation, Resident Evil: Echo the Dolphin edition, the graveyard shift, real degenerates, Vomit Girl, people jump around...2021-09-021h 05
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS3: Client 10 - Hinges, Bottles & Other Miracles w/the incredible John VelascoOne of the most influential music publishers in rock music history, John Velasco, slums today by joining the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to partially take on the client, Hinges, Bottles & Other Miracles. Prior to that, however, they discussed Brendory, Covid Cola, sickness is a theory, Black Sabbath, Polly Styrene, weekly rep, Drury Lane, Peter Sellers, the cake was in the rain, Jag X J-6, Abba, Rick Beato, retire and die, Rick's Plaice, a pig farmer, the Midlands, Ozzy was a redneck, pants in the freezer, Gentle Giant, very bad English, Reggie and the Archies, Operation Warrior Shield...2021-09-021h 03
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS3: Client 9 - Hitler Was A Baby Once w/entertainment lawyer Adam HirshfieldA momentous occasion occurred at the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker when a real lawyer walked through the doors to not give any legal advice at all. Entertainment and intellectual property attorney Adam Hirshfield stopped by and actually provided discourse for the newest client, Hitler Was A Baby Once. While some real subjects were touched on, the bad touch stopped on skecial, Minder, first philosophy free, bad hombres, Dame Judy Dench, Tom Green, big dictum, Firing Line, a couple of silver spoons, a failed musician, rock star oboeist, lateral alopecia, Alec Baldwin, Atticus Finch, hey poopy, ass denial, a...2021-08-261h 11UtalkUtalk EP04: What Exactly is the Metaverse & Why We Need to Embrace it?Joining Utalk this week we have futurist, best-selling author, TED Talk speaker, and guest writer for sites like The Times, WIRED, and Huffington Post - Theo Priestley. We discuss all things Metaverse and why Zuckerberg’s Facebook Metaverse ambitions doesn't have any legs - just like his VR avatars!
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2021-08-2641 min
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS3: Client 8 - The Sweet Smell Of Secession w/aspiring actor/model Joshua Christian AzaliThe Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker entertain an interesting guest today with budding actor and model Joshua Christian Azali. Joshua declined to help represent the client, The Sweet Smell Of Secession. The conversation overall began normally but devolved as per usual. The discussion included Asian Men Black Women, flipping us off, you've been douchebagged, motorcycle with a question mark, Tamil Tigers, rode a boomerang to Mecca, gender normative ties, Fatty Arbuckle, too much hair, sexy Indonesian, before the turtlehead, varnish a cottonball, Tom Hardy, Mortal Kombat, the Boxer Rebellion, Jackie Chan, part human part wheelchair, a warning bird...2021-08-1958 min
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS3: Client 7 - Fruit Equals Betrayal w/tarp king & filmmaker Michael SteinShort staffed for the third week, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker don't even have a new fake attorney to help with the client, Fruit Equals Betrayal. They do, however, have a guest in the form of Michael Stein, a successful businessman, stand up comic and filmmaker. Obviously, he does not help with their client as he is not a member of the Step Up To The Bar Association but he does engage and help talk about Harbor Freight, my leg has a weird twitch, stream of unconsciousness, strict strict, niche down to a specialty item, tarps for...2021-08-1259 minUtalkUtalk EP03: We’re Talking to Baseball’s Landon Bonneville About His NFTs and Bastille!Jay & Rob are joined by Landon Bonneville, here they discuss Landon’s career in baseball, sneaker design and Uhive. Make sure you check out our NFT Marketplace to purchase Landon’s special NFTs. You can login to the Marketplace with code LANDON55
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Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS3: Client 6 - Accepting You Are Part Of The Problem Not The Solution w/CEO of Terminus Media Mark StancilThe Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker retain a very special guest counsel in the form of Mark Stancil, CEO and Editor-in-Chief of Terminus Media, a company that creates comic books and graphic novels inspired by biblical stories but set in fantastic environments. Stancil helps the fake lawyers with the client, Accepting You Are Part Of The Problem Not The Solution but veers in the direction of got the Covid, crime brulee, a soupcon of horror, hey Marvel, the Evolution series, Howard the Duck, two shoestrings, a disembodied head, the Write Club, turn or burn, this house is clean...2021-08-051h 05UtalkUtalk EP02: In This Episode We Talk About Uhive’s Recent Successes (Plus WIN Invite Codes!)Welcome to our second episode of Utalk. In this episode we cover Uhive’s recent success ranging from the NFT Marketplace, Staking program, and the recent coverage in the press. There is also a competition to win invite codes to the NFT Market place so make sure you listen carefully all the way through.
2021-08-0223 min
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS3: Client 5 - Garbage Eaters Anonymous w/Texan actor and director Shanna ToftWith a tornado in close proximity, Texan actor and director Shanna Toft courageously steps into the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to discuss her projects and then bravely helps with the client, Garbage Eaters Anonymous. Amongst the advice given to the client was also discussion about NPR, biscuits and box cutters, follow the paths, bioweapons, she-wolf, frontier house, Tinder for Mountain Men, sag production, Tigger, pickaxes and hatchets, pipsqueak, Keanu Reeves, a bad case of Jensen Ackles, Kim Possible, she played the shark, Necessary Partner, people like skin, holy macaronis, Hollywood Stuff, vomiting in the streets, pasta tarantulas...2021-07-291h 09
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS3: Client 4 - Henry Ford Is No Thomas Edison & Elon Musk Is A Punk w/comedian Jason PollockThe Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker find a kindred spirit with brand new guest fake attorney and stand up comic Jason Pollock who helps with the client, Henry Ford Is No Thomas Edison & Elon Musk Is A Punk. On this journey, they discuss Huzzah!, cosplay alchemy, top hat with goggles, excelsior, a lazy writer, Richard Lewis, neurotic Jew, Bill Burr, Bullwinkle the mime, moron from Florida, who thinks about the Irish, Willy Wonka, a Saget joke, nothing funny about murder, we suck in the dark, Jonas Salk, just one more thing called love, Ginger Lynn, raised by wolves...2021-07-221h 04
UtalkEP01 – NFT Marketplace LaunchJay & Rob discuss all things NFTs and how you could be the next NFT superstar on Uhive.2021-07-1528 min
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS3: Client 3 - A Plague Of Ideas w/author & writing consultant John VorhausThe Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome a unique guest who brings a client with them, which has never happened in our history. Author and international writing consultant John Vorhaus drafted the client, A Plague Of Ideas, to our humble faux attorneys. A full deposition was done that included gadabout, divisipan™, corporately sponsored social engineer, wide eyed wonder, bullshit arena, blood diamonds, a really really good frisbee, jai alai, in the room, best little Vorhaus in Texas, chicken dance, Charles In Charge, Special Forces Day, it's funny in Russian, Argentineans, the controlling voice, caller number one, you are wro...2021-07-151h 09UtalkUtalk EP01: We’re Talking Marketplace, Future of NFTs, & Uhive’s ’Creator-First’ ApproachEP01 – NFT Marketplace Launch Jay & Rob discuss all things NFTs and how you could be the next NFT superstar on Uhive. Visit Uhive's Marketplace https://market.uhive.com/accounts/login/
2021-07-1428 min
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS3: Client 2 - When Clichés Were New w/Icelandic actor Einar HaraldssonThe Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker reach across the ocean to the tropical shores of Iceland for their guest, Icelandic actor Einar Haraldsson, who chooses not to help the client, When Clichés Were New. The discussion addressed Methlandia, more famous than Bjork, it's murdery today, Igor and everybody, Elton John, billy club lessons, colonizy, Icelandic Cop Witch movies, I Married Einar, find a map, John Wayne, tainting the bloodlines, Ron Jeremy, shooting up lava, ito ang beer, 22 Skidoo, Finnish board games, pancakes, gayface, idiot cat owners, happily ever after, flagellation and crucifixion clichés.
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Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS3: Client 1 - Growing Up Bald w/commercial producer Luke McCulloughThe Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker kick off Season 3 with a childhood friend of Greg's, Luke McCullough, a commercial film producer who decides to help with our first client of the season, Growing Up Bald. This client, like most of our clients, really gets avoided and instead they talked about Troma Films, qsblaw.clownpenis.fart, silly ass face, his little fiefdom, the Dead Zone, fever blisters on my lips, a little birdie, stole a Bolex, stuck in a couch, Lloyd Kaufman, Wrath of Cannes, pissed on the floor & maced in the eyes, John Waters, Lichtenstein, Tromeo and Juliet, t...2021-07-011h 09
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerFirst Annual Step Up To The Bar Association Legal Conference & Award BanquetIn commemoration of the first anniversary of the podcast Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker, a host of stars came together for the first annual Step Up To The Bar Association Legal Conference & Awards Banquet to receive the highly coveted yet unknown Quibbly Award! The cohosts were Brendan Haggerty, Greg Petix and Matt Bratschi and a multitude of recipients across three continents arrived to receive their Quibblys. Some awardees included: multiple Emmy award winner and Broadway star Bruce Vilanch BAFTA and Golden Globe nominee film composer Randy Edelman, legendary bass player Leland Sklar, Larry Hankin from Breaking Bad, Friends an...2021-06-242h 13
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerSeason 2: Client 37 - Road Rage & Bike Path Bitterness w/firefighters Jeremy and Chris from The Washdown podcastAn unusual pair of guest fake attorneys arrive at the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to help represent the client, Road Rage & Bike Path Bitterness. Jeremy and Chris, two firefighters from The Washdown podcast are very familiar with the trials and tribulations of our client. They also know about the Quibbly Awards, fungible, boxed wine, the Bloodhound Gang, divorce as a rite of passage, piercing and poignant, West Bottoms, expert Band Aid application, Madagascar, the pumper, iguana, muffaletta sandwich, Saint Michael, trash can whiskey, King Kong Bundy, flatbed Ford, buy a horse, texting and driving, a little figurine...2021-06-171h 09
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerSeason 2: Client 36 - Bodily Functions And Bodily Dysfunctions w/Greg, Brendan and Matt (WARNING: GROSSNESS)The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker venture into sketchy territory when addressing their newest client, Body Functions and Body Dysfunctions. You should be warned this client exposes VERY GROSS CONTENT as the Law Offices morph into the Medical Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker while discussing money circulation, an inflamed wheezer, exocrine glands, sweat grows, weevils, miniature bounty hunters, Elon Musk the Bond villain, Gates and Epstein, sex with toilets, binary pooping, footprints in a bathtub, gleek-offs, the Scarface Challenge, fashion jabs, floppy no longer, Poople, Sly and The Family Stone, Dr. Oz the Poop Guy, the Anti-Corn...2021-06-101h 06
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerSeason 2: Client 35 - When Rock And Roll Became Muzak w/film maestro Randy EdelmanA rare guest attorney arrives today at the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker in the form of award-winning film composer Randy Edelman who provides qualified advice for our new client, When Rock And Roll Became Muzak. While giving our client an unusual fair shake, he also engaged by discussing James Brown, the first James Taylor album, the pickle, the Carpenters and Frank Zappa, got a hot dog, sacred and profane, swimming in sweat, chicks were the key, Jackie!!, bagpipes, Ivan Reitman, the guy directed a shoe, Michael Mann, weird bland music, Elvis Presley the dinosaur, Cardi B, the...2021-06-071h 03
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerSeason 2: Client 34 - White Rappers & Black Rockers w/80s rock star Jon ButcherA blast from Matt's past arrives in the form of 80s rock star Jon Butcher who acts as guest counsel for the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker's newest client, White Rappers & Black Rockers. Today while helping with the client, Jon also talked about watercolors, DaVinci Resolve, the thing that destroyed Billy Squier's career, a pink tank top, Def Leppard, the Boston Garden, 72 dates, Brown's Trailer Park School, cowboy reenactments, follow the axis, singing about kangaroos, I love molars, let's play Stick, archipelago face, who is Jason Bateman, Scotilicious, the Manx, gloat rap, Lil Stank, Housekeeper Willie, punching up...2021-06-031h 20
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerSeason 2: Client 33 - Cancel Me, Too! w/visionary media attorney Marc JacobsonA momentous occasion has occurred. An actual lawyer has arrived at the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker in the form of entertainment attorney Marc Jacobson, who has represented Shakira, Elvis Presley and the estates of George and Ira Gershwin. He does an exceptional job in addressing the client, Cancel Me, Too, while also digressing by talking about Snowbabies, distribution is king, Spotify, wiseguys, Chris Kattan, lawyers have superpowers, Patron Jewish Saint of Lawyers, evil burgerflippers, Mr. Petix Goes To Washington, ninja attorney, ain't my fault buddy, karaoke, FIFA World Cup, Mr. German Administrator, biggest creep in the world, S...2021-05-311h 00
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerSeason 2: Client 32 - The Customer Is Always Karen w/Brendan, Greg and MattIt was a cold and stormy night...but not today when the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker were forced once again to represent by themselves their new client, The Customer Is Always A Karen. They really tried but somehow they wound up talking about Zoom squabble, Greg's mannequin replacement, Karens are squeaky, junkiedar, People For Black People, Out Of Touch Weekly, Chinese hieroglyphics, anti-Karen, that zero person, reef donkey literature, gay cookies, poor burger hut, don't ask for butt stuff, robot lawyers, Jiminy Cricket, silk frog on a shoehorn, sound of one finger clapping, jalapeno soda and a...2021-05-271h 00
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerSeason 2: Client 31 - Dress Sizes & Body Hair w/author, comedian & 70s club kid Wendy Stuart KaplanA very vivacious non-attorney arrives to cross examine the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker's newest client, Dress Sizes and Body Hair. Notorious as a party girl at Studio 54 in the 70s, Wendy Stuart Kaplan shows what it means to be engaged in a fake law discussion by talking about Pennsyltucky, Halston, tutus & leg warmers, gorilla suit era of Madonna, rejecting Andy Warhol, rubber rat named Igor, Greg's raw charisma, Union of Swiss Watchmakers, a frock is a frock, Mr. Beastie Boy, hat kraken, big & sloppy, weird ear hair, Octopus-American, bear marinade, Wendy Stuart TV and beer and hard...2021-05-241h 05
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerSeason 2: Client 30 - When Words Collide w/comedy legend Bruce VilanchThe Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker bring forth a true legend in the entertainment world to help barely address their newest client, When Words Collide. Bruce Vilanch, multiple Emmy award-winning writer for the Oscars, Emmys, Tonys and a myriad of A-Z list celebrities talks with the never attorneys about a brand new smile, George Lucas' betrayal, wookies in blackface, Lupita Nyong'o, 18 mermaids, mommy issues, charming chubs, the mumu hut, John Waters, hard drinking newsmen, sewer rat Barbie, Whoopi Goldberg, narcissist central, heathen interloper, a farting pug, kiss me where it smells, boner garage, executive transvestite, Chadwick Boseman, almost f...2021-05-201h 23
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerS2: Client 29 - Leading Men Are Not Real Men w/stunt director John Stewart & singer Madeleine KayeTruly unique guest fake attorneys arrived today in the form of director, stunt coordinator and musician John Stewart and singer Madeleine Kaye of the band Juliana. They join in exultantly with their newest client, Leading Men Are Not Real Men, even though the client ultimately gets the brush-off as they discuss Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Matt Dillon, Slightly Annoyed Max, tricycle movie, sea lions in capes, broken backs and necks, biggest airbag in the business, Class 5 rapids, steering giant logs, let's wreck something, stealing cars at 10 years old, Hal Needham, she's got jokes folks, more rock than Rockette, yo q...2021-05-171h 02
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerSeason 2: Client 28 - Don't Dress Your Pets Or Pet Your Dress w/career actress Lisa LondonA very accomplished actress, Lisa London, joins the pretend legal team of the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to help address the issues of their new client, Don't Dress Your Pets Or Pet Your Dress. While consoling the distressed client, they talk about Amazon Prime, monster under a rock, Quarantine Girl, eating bats, hazmat suits, Shinto, Chuck Walker Texas Arranger, Clint Eastwood, The Morning Show, Bigfoot Or Bust, Ed Sheeran, My Mother The Panda, lingerie on stage, Amityville Cop, Tommy Wiseau, eating oatmeal, Wang Chung, plum wine in Japan, Joe Namath is a god, Catty, coconut bra, ride...2021-05-1356 min
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerSeason 2: Motivational Office Retreat - The Pizza Show w/the Happy Hour News TeamThe Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker are on a motivational office retreat to give their clients a break from their horrible legal practices and to hone their nonexistent skills. So, enter the Pizza Show! Also, all the way from North Dakota, the Happy Hour News Team will join us on our retreat and enjoy a lot of retreat activities like swallowing dreams, janking the system, managing knife men, the holy dude, entertainment is immoral, Leland Sklar, the 6.99 Club, splicing genes, scuttlebutt, blackness of souls, zoom tests, Sanchez and Shanty Pants, keto poops, hefty bag fashion, Fatty Fatty Two...2021-05-102h 06
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerSeason 2: Client 27 - Dad Jokes: Pinnacle Of Western Civilization w/NYC talk show host Mickey BurnsIt's always a meta moment when a talk show host gets interviewed and this is no different when the iconic Profiles host, Mickey Burns from New York City appears as guest counsel to tackle our new client - Dad Jokes: Pinnacle Of Western Civilization. The deposition is halted when they instead discuss Time Warner, Mayor Bloomberg, Snug Harbor Cultural Center, football powerhouse, Aldo Nova, Memorex, where bands go to die, PM Magazine, hummida hummida, Joan Rivers, Joe Montana's dinner, which George, the poor man's Tom Jones, Justin Bieber as limo driver, Pete Davidson and gonged at last.
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Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerSeason 2: Client 26 - Are Dogs Dog's Best Friend? w/the astounding Howard BloomWe have found the most qualified non-lawyer ever to help give proper representation to our client, Are Dogs Dog's Best Friend? His name is Howard Bloom and you need to learn about him. Not only did we find out that dogs ARE dog's best friend but we also talked about poor innocent bunnies, comic book science, Irish Bar Mitzvah, God's big chunky balls, National Lampoon, schmuck, clown pants, suck it bitches, Tracee Ellis Ross, squashed toadlike woman, Chaka Khan, unholy hour, polka legends, Isaac Newton, amoebic blob, Prince, TRS 100, coal mining, Escape From The Planet Of The Giraffes, 80 feral c...2021-04-261h 49
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerSeason 2: Client 25 - One's Name Is One's Destiny w/author Wendy M. KokOn a slightly grey Wednesday afternoon, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome a guest counsel from the heartland, Wendy M. Kok, author of the book, A Grey Resort, who is here to help us with our newest client, One's Name Is One's Destiny. While this client did get its money's worth, there was some divergence when they discussed changeover day; a dock, jello salad and aspic; Desert Storm; a golf club named Excalibur; Stephen 'The Pantser' King; Ed Gein; the Matt joke drinking game; Jewish rap songs; zeta male; friendy Wendy; Freakonomics; the Kim ruined it; Ta Ta...2021-04-221h 07
Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerSeason 2: Client 24 - There Are No Fat Vampires w/singer and musician ARORight out of fake law school, our newest guest counsel ARO joins the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to discuss her burgeoning career and help give advice to our brand new client, There Are No Fat Vampires. Unfortunately, along the way our client gets ignored and they wind up talking about selling meth in bathrooms, Lana Del Rey and Eminem, killing Helena Bonham Carter, breeding hamsters and billy goats, blobs and witches, the Coyote God, werewaterwolves, fang fetish, 9 out of 10 vampires agree, Lizzo, a soulless husk, giant buttocks balloons, what's a matchbook and rotary phones.
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Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & BickerSeason 2: Client 23 - The Nerd Hierarchy w/master podcasters Kenric & John of Spoiler CountryThe Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome extra special guest counsels to give unique attention to our newest client, The Nerd Hierarchy. They are Kenric and John from Spoiler Country, the founding and lead show on Spoilerverse.com. While developing their defense for the client, other topics were mentioned including: becoming your own grandpa, Kevin Smith, The Get, Spottyify, ComicsGate, Black Lightning, Stan Lee, excelsior ejaculation, nerts, the Original Dork, turning down booty calls, fleshlight, Hulk 187, the Maple Syrup Embargo, John is all and all is John, Superman is a bully, speaking in acronyms, a metallic crab, LARPing...2021-04-151h 00