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KILLJAM X X XJAM 08 - THE BLUE BLOOD CAFE!Bellamy has arranged Faustina’s first fan meet and greet following her exit from EKW. They’re heading to the Blue Blood Café, a Jammer cosplay venue, where Faustina’s own doppelganger is giving her the cold shoulder…
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Food, Eating Sounds, Parasocial Relationships, Sexual Harassment, Unwanted Contact With Bodily Fluids, Food Tampering, Mouth Gore, Needles, Mentions of Police, Slut Shaming, Violence.
KILLJAM XXX is created by Addison Peacock and Henry Galley.
Audio engineered and Directed by Meg Molloy Tuten.
Executive producers Zu...2025-06-1829 minKILLJAM X X XJAM 05 - AN OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE!With Faustina and Bellamy finally together, the question is: Can these two weirdos from very different worlds get along? And will Bellamy’s vengeful enemies prove to be even more dangerous than Faustina’s?
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Gunfire, Dangerous Driving, Gambling references, Gore (37:20-39:00), Graphic Violence, Eating Sounds (4:03-4:13, 4:48-5:00), Sexual noises (8:41-9:08), Kink References, Alcohol, Murder, Torture (37:20-39:00).
KILLJAM XXX is created by Addison Peacock and Henry Galley.
Audio engineered and Directed by Meg Molloy Tuten.
Executive producers Zuwie Le Fou and Gus Zag...2025-05-2839 min
Fanfiction is Good ActuallyJim Moriarty's Perfect Lil PogChampEvin and the legendary, incomparable, larger-than-life Val Petrone get DEEP into the BBC Sherlock Tumblr roleplaying scene circa 2011, and how - in spite of everything - it was sort of cool actually. SEarch your hearts, listeners, you know it to be true.
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2021-10-1011 minThe Creature ReportThe Creature Report: Episode 28, SelinaAfter the past few weeks of airing unintentional audio, we're back to posting INTENTIONAL episodes! That's right! No more personal notes being leaked, we hope! Either way, this week we're SO excited to meet Selina, our first ever creature AND guest combo (that we knew about before going into the interview)! Tune in as Selina tells us all about life in the swamp, her cousin Sylyna the troll, and what it's like to motivational speak on being a rejected Pokemon design. Plus, do we hear wedding bells for this creature and one of our camera men? Tune in to...2021-09-1824 min
Playing Games with my HeartEpisode 20 - When The Night ComesLunaris is a town filled with danger, intrigue, monsters, and a bunch of eligible hotties. Don't get too distracted by the dating scene, you're still here to solve a series of supernatural murders. Val Petrone (writer, editor, podcaster, production coordinator) joins to discuss the sexy fantasy murder mystery When the Night Comes. Listen in as we talk about polyamorous romance routes, a surprisingly thoughtful storyline, and perfect slutty little fur coats. Also, Addison is in love with most of the characters in this game and it's fine, it's fine, we're all being normal about it.
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The Creature ReportThe Creature Report: Episode 27, Panic! In The JarWhat's wet, hungry, and made entirely out of either many, MANY tongues or one LARGE tongue? It's this week's Creature Report creature! We're joined today by Constance Community College student and local little guy Mincus Von Smurdlehoff as we explore Constance's Jar Museum and learn a thing or two about what Panic! At the Disco and Jonathan Frakes have been up to in the past few years (spoiler: it's not great news!). Hell, we might even get a roomba reference IF you're lucky.
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2021-08-1409 minThe Creature ReportThe Creature Report: Episode 26, TwinkySneaking into places where you shouldn't be going? Not always great-- but today, we're heading to a house that is more than open to let my guest and I go bump in the night. That's right! New Creature Report, with expert of ghost hunting, colin jost'busting, podcasting, and arting, Martin Legosi Graves! Join us as we enter in the house of Martin's boss, decipher if this creature is actually a duck, and finally know what it means for your hungry, hungry eyes to be bigger than your stomach.
ALSO, not a creature nor a joke, Marty is...2021-08-0728 min
One Letter BetterShiny Teeth (feat. Scottye Moore)Buy this song on Bandcamp
Vocals by Scottye Moore. Music by Aemyn Connolly. Thighs by Val Petrone.2021-07-2000 minThe Creature ReportThe Creature Report: Episode 25, ThorenguardOut for a day in the park, you'll never know who you'll find- or what you'll find! Take Thorenguard, for example. Thorenguard was minding her own business when suddenly, approaching them came anchor Val Petrone and, guest of the episode and the official creature therapist of Creature Report, Jess Lynne! Get to know our new friend with us as we talk what might legs be (conceptually), how those eyelashes get to look so good, and one (or two) of the many misogynistic men of the 90s (and no, it's not Dame Judi Dench).
Credits2021-07-1719 minThe Creature ReportThe Creature Report: Episode 24, Tender AngelDid you leave out the chickie tendos again? Great- now we know where they went, at least. This week, we're analyzing the Tender Angel, a beautiful creature with *checks notes* translucent wings, eats with it's backside, and a huge donger. Thankfully, we're not in this alone, as we're joined with one of the leading experts of the crypto-field, codename Professor Einstein Erudition! So join Val, the Professor, Tender Angel, and Bjork for a fun night time hang in the kitchen!
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Aron Brown as Professor Einstein Erudition2021-07-1225 min
A Horror BorealisLOSERS: A Love Story - Part 16**GO TO 0:06:53 TO SKIP DIRECTLY TO ANNOUNCEMENTS AND CWs**This ends here.It's the final showdown as the combined casts of AHB and AHB76 unite to tackle Stephen King's infamous epic of trauma and triumph in a limited run series that goes deep into the darkness to test the bonds of love and trust and the harrowing ordeal of healing.Featuring "Back to Derry" by Christine Prevas.CONTENT WARNING:LOSERS: A Love Story deals implicitly and explicitly with troubling content including but not limited to child death, domestic abuse...2021-07-031h 14
A Horror BorealisLOSERS: A Love Story - Part 15This is It. No turning back.The story reaches its thrilling climax with this penultimate episode as the combined casts of AHB and AHB76 unite to tackle Stephen King's infamous epic of trauma and triumph in a limited run series that goes deep into the darkness to test the bonds of love and trust and the harrowing ordeal of healing.Featuring "Back to Derry" by Christine Prevas,CONTENT WARNING:LOSERS: A Love Story deals implicitly and explicitly with troubling content including but not limited to child death, domestic abuse, suicide and...2021-06-191h 11The Creature ReportThe Creature Report: Episode 23, New StepdadA smoky bar, 7 ft tall people, and a creature who almost could be Billy Joel, if Billy Joel's eyes were shaped like Massachusetts (both in eye shape and in pupil). Welcome back to a regular episode of Creature Report, featuring our friend looking for a new friend, codename Conrad Growler (cool name, right?). Join Conrad and I as we introduce ourselves to a big, beefy, POSSIBLY many armed possibly not many armed New Stepdad. Happy Father's day?
Content Warnings: though no explicit nature occurs in this episode, there is conversation of shitty parental figures in...2021-06-1929 min
A Horror BorealisLOSERS: A Love Story - Part 14Stop us if you've heard this one before--seven Losers walk into a house...and the thing that lives there is determined to make sure they never leave. Separated, scattered, and splintered, our heroes are given every reason to turn back. What happens if they don't?The story continues as the combined casts of AHB and AHB76 unite to tackle Stephen King's infamous epic of trauma and triumph in a limited run series that goes deep into the darkness to test the bonds of love and trust and the harrowing ordeal of healing.Featuring "Back to...2021-06-051h 16The Creature ReportThe Creature Report: Episode 22, Jim....or is it Tim? the InternAs we escaped the clutches of Qwerty last week, we take a lil break from creatures to let you meet our new intern! This is a recording from the Intern's first day we accidentally took, but it had some great stuff regarding creature exploration and how we do things here at the Creature Report studios! Great thanks to newest member of the team....uh....Tim? no no, wait. Jim. Jim the intern.
Content Warnings: though no explicit nature occurs in this episode, we will be talking about HR compliancy/safety in a light manner.
2021-06-0524 min
A Horror BorealisLOSERS: A Love Story - Part 13Memories found and moments lost, the Losers are awakened to learn of Bill's plan of action. With totem in hand, they try to catch up with him and set their sights to the place they've all tried to forget.The house on Neibolt is on the horizon, and Pennywise is waiting for them.The story continues as the combined casts of AHB and AHB76 unite to tackle Stephen King's infamous epic of trauma and triumph in a limited run series that goes deep into the darkness to test the bonds of love and trust and...2021-05-2258 minThe Creature ReportThe Creature Report: Episode 21, QwertyIn a world of felt creation,
imagination is our play station.
Folks, friends, and pals all invited
to the place where dreams are ignited
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......but somethings wrong, isn't it? 2021-05-2221 minThe Creature ReportThe Creature Report: Episode 20, MegaFraiserThings are getting Weird around here on this weeks Creature Report. Weirder than usual, that is. This week we meet Ash Delaney, from “the Department of Transportation”, in a Barnes and Noble while discussing Jordans, beach balls, and ultimately our assimilation within the one true being that is simply known as: MegaFraiser.
Content Warnings: hypnotic, drug-induced psychosis
Love Ash and want more fun, spooky, goofy, and good content? Check out some more of Ash and their adventures with Hal Bishop over at jointheweird.com.
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Whis...2021-05-0825 minThe Creature ReportThe Creature Report: Episode 19, Replaced JeffAfter a bit of a hiatus, we're back and more monsterous than ever with PODCASTING'S OWN JEFF STORMER!!!! I know, we could hardly contain our excitement either. With Jeff, we meet up with a viscous sort of friend with a large body, brass knuckles for snacks, and an interest not only in Bruce Springsteen, but....well......Podcasting's Own Jeff Stormer! (who doesnt, though). Content warning, dear listeners and viewers, for light and fun horror based on doppelgangers and mimics.
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Ending PendingPushing Daisies: Part 3Episode Notes
Time to wrap up season 1 of Pushing Daisies, but we can't do it alone! We needed someone with true chaotic energy and we got 'em. Val Petrone joins us to talk Bryan Fuller, gay metaphors, and the best way to watch all the Raul Esparza you can handle.
Follow Val on twitter @heyvalpetrone or listen to their podcasts The Creature Report and Losers: A Love Story. Also check out Big City Greens which they also work on i guess.
We are a part of Where They May Radio! To learn more...2021-04-231h 56
Birds Of Prey: Outcry12. The Sound Of Silence“Whatever is bringing you down, get rid of it. Because you’ll find that when you’re free . . . your true self comes out.” – Tina Turner
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Cast, In order of appearance:
A.R. Olivieri as Narrator
Jeff Stormer as O'Hara
Andy Randolph as Protester 1
Val Petrone as Protester 2
Darin Earl II as Tony Chestnut/Oracle
JV Hampton-VanSant as Donny Drake/Black Banshee
Kat O'Dae as Black Canary
To see the rest of the cast, please visit our website.
Theme Music: Birds Of Prey by Andrew Giotta
Episode Inspiration: The Sound...2021-04-2206 minOne Letter BetterToothy JerryTranscript: bit.ly/3a6ZcEh
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JV Hampton-VanSant (Birds Of Prey: Outcry | JV Reads The Tea) @RedBlaqueGolden on Twitter
Scottye Moore (Fun Fiction | The Weird) @Scottyemo on Twitter
Val Petrone (The Creature Report | A Horror Borealis: LOSERS: A Love Story ) @heyvalpetrone on Twitter
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Aemyn Connolly (Producer, Host, Creator)
Angele Fauchelevent (Production Assistance)
Feedback: bit.ly/olb_feedback2021-04-1356 minThe Creature ReportThe Creature Report: Episode 18, Molieye, The ThunderchaserWhat has different eyes for different partners, is Beyoncé’s least favorite creature, knows the name of Zeus' penis, and has a huge crush on Chester Arthur? Well, find out tonight on a new Creature Report with Val Petrone and tonight’s guest, the magical, mystical, multifaceted creature handler and podcaster with a few godlike tendencies, JV Hampton-VanSant.
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A Horror BorealisLOSERS: A Love Story - Part 12Adrift and burdened by conscience, Bill strikes out on his own to find the last ritual object--and to close the cycle, at any cost.This is the story of the guilty and the paper boat.The story continues as the combined casts of AHB and AHB76 unite to tackle Stephen King's infamous epic of trauma and triumph in a limited run series that goes deep into the darkness to test the bonds of love and trust and the harrowing ordeal of healing.Featuring "Back to Derry" by Christine Prevas,CONTENT WARNING:2021-03-141h 38The Creature ReportThe Creature Report: Episode 17, ArbyBe kind today, we're approaching what some call "a gay little man that fucks good", as we meet up with friend of the show Arthur (no last name) and ......Arthur....or, Arthur and Arby. We figure it out by the end, we promise. So get your smoochin' lips ready, because this creature won't leave until the pact is sealed, and keep an eye on the curly fries.
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Rikyli drp sv jyp, reu Risp drp wltb xffu, slk evzkyvi befn kyv kilv...2021-03-1423 minThe Creature ReportThe Creature Report: Episode 16, MomboIn quite the pickle tonight, viewers and listeners- or maybe, quite the chocolate orange? We get on the hunt for Miibo and find something a little different, all in the backyard Val's place- Joined with us today is local chocolatier and coffee crafter Emery Crumb, who is looking for a lost friend in all the right places.
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Coffee: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS8VgZW_fsY
Mombo crunch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_kabxNJM1k2021-03-0629 minThe Creature ReportThe Creature Report: Episode 15, WigglesworthWe've got the purrrrfect creature for you today, viewers and listeners- all thanks to the help of podcasting powerhouse and audio wizard Ryan Boelter and his amazing audio prowess. Come join us in an abandoned amusement park where birds sing, cats meow, and Wigglesworth judges our taste in 80s rock and pop music.
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A Horror BorealisLOSERS: A Love Story - Part 11The Losers find their way back to each other as the events of the day settle into place. In the calm before the storm, there is light and love and a brief moment to hold happiness in their hands--but one totem is still missing. And even as our heroes remember themselves in Derry, the world outside hasn't forgotten them.The story continues as the combined casts of AHB and AHB76 unite to tackle Stephen King's infamous epic of trauma and triumph in a limited run series that goes deep into the darkness to test the bonds of...2021-02-271h 52The Creature ReportThe Creature Report: Episode 14, The Not DanielTonight, viewers and listeners, we’re meeting up with my old friend from set- Glormph the Amorphous Blob to meet a friend of his whose abundance of video game skills and just right amount of boobs will have you saying “wait, is this creature going to rip off my entire arm?”. Venture into this apartment complex with us as we meet Daniel---er, not Daniel.
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Glormph noise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp42HCcgyic
City Ambience: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aewy0lS3DG4
Footsteps: https://www.youtube.com/wa...2021-02-2030 minThe Creature ReportThe Creature Report: Episode 13, Sporty RoachHappy Valentine’s Day, viewers and listeners. Tonight we have treats galore for you as we meet Sporty Roach, a creature whose interest in LARPing as an athletic person takes us to the community center pool and the local pizzaria. Joining us on this venture is the cute and pretty— I mean, clever and proficient former college turned newscaster Mitt Brinkman.
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Tentacle effect : https://www.soundsnap.com/search/audio/Grabbing+meat+with+wet+slaps/score
Additional FX : Val Petrone
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A Horror BorealisLOSERS: A Love Story - Part 10Having reluctantly agreed to stay and fight, Richie now has to do the hardest work of his life as the search for his totem demands an honesty he's built a career out of avoiding.This is the story of the jokester and the glasses.The story continues as the combined casts of AHB and AHB76 unite to tackle Stephen King's infamous epic of trauma and triumph in a limited run series that goes deep into the darkness to test the bonds of love and trust and the harrowing ordeal of healing.Featuring "Back...2021-02-071h 34The Creature ReportThe Creature Report: Episode 12, ChipIt's been a while, hasn't it......2021-02-0620 minThe Creature ReportThe Creature Report: Episode 11, RoomieIt's been a long backlog, listeners and viewers. So here's the last one from Halloween: Tonight, instead of hitting the bars or partying, we're staying in with out guest anchor Ghosty and their new roommate, Roomie. Join us for talks about ghost hunting videos, living pet rocks, and definitely not Val getting sucked into the fifth dimension underneath Ghosty's couch. q2021-02-0522 minThe Creature ReportThe Creature Report: Episode 10, CharlesGrab your candy corn and divorce lawyer- the Creature Report sets out on a stakeout! Parked across the street from a spooky house, we're joined in tonights creature watch by none other than Addison Peacock! (No, not that Addison Peacock. A ghost who lives in the car with no relation to Addison Peacock, we swear). Will we find a spooky friend? Or perhaps a vile foe? Grab your penny candies and tune in to find out! y2021-02-0522 minThe Creature ReportThe Creature Report: Episode 9, Scottye MooreToday we're greeted and co-anchored by Creature Report SUPERFAN Scottye Moore. Though we'll say the creature that they brought us too was a bit underwhelming, the emotions ran high and we wound up realizing that maybe the Creature Report was the friends you made along the way....or at least, the fans with a few personalities and bodily changes. a2021-02-0424 min
Fun Fiction: A Fan Fiction PodcastBeetlejuice w/ Val Petrone!It's finally time to talk about a film that impacted all of our lives more than we thought. Tim Burton's Beetlejuice has gone through numerous different iterations throughout the years and we're here to figure out what makes them all great! Whether that be the performances of Alex Brightman or Michael Keaton or the snappy writing, come along with us as we're joined by Val Petrone to talk about BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE!Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ALoadofBSGet dat Merch: https://merch.aloadofpurebs.com/Follow Val Here: https://twitter...2021-02-041h 26The Creature ReportThe Creature Report: Episode 8, TartarusLions and tigers and bears and creatures and monsters and cryptids, oh my! We're going out into the woods today with artist, performer, and creature psychic extraordinaire Krem Zaroogian! Here we meet a hot sort of cryptid with glitches, tentacles, and a pipe that would make most stoners cringe on sight. t2021-02-0428 minThe Creature ReportThe Creature Report: Episode 7, StickHitting the park today, meeting our new leggy, large, and legalist creature, Stick! Or, it's named Stick by our guest today, a whip-smart talking dog with a taste for biscuits and the unusual, our puppy pal Piper! Join me and my coanchor for dream reading, language discussion, and a Popeyes chicken sandwich. q2021-02-0325 minThe Creature ReportThe Creature Report: Episode 6, This Is Not A GhostJoin just Val, and whatever this thing is. It's just Not A Ghost. y2021-02-0221 minThe Creature ReportThe Creature Report: Episode 5, A Nameless, Dimensionful CreatureWe're going to the museum this episode of the Creature Report, meeting a creature we can see so many (69) sides of. Join Val Petrone and today's guest anchor, actress, podcast, and true dream of a being Alice Kyra, as we connect with a nameless, dimensionful creature who protects lgbt+ folks and screams psychically about stra--straig--oh, just tune in. a2021-02-0126 minThe Creature ReportThe Creature Report: Episode 4, Beak FaceTW; themes of unreality
We're back, friends and foes, with another episode of Creature Report. Tonight, we dive into an abandoned(?) mall and come face to faceless with Beak Face. The mononymous, fabulous monster match maker and clown killer Nova gives us some monster dating tips while they join us for this reality bending creature. o2021-01-3119 minThe Creature ReportThe Creature Report: Episode 3, GargorlsOkay....let's get this one over with. Today's Creature Report might be a bit....underwhelming? Sorry about that; the monster is cool! The guest is....well....Alex Flanigan, FORMERLY of Cryptid Keeper. Let's get this show on the road, nothing to see here, except a psychic polyamorous gargoyle. x2021-01-3026 minThe Creature ReportThe Creature Report: Episode 2, RosyThings are getting a little rosy here on Creature Report number 2! We're joined by night cryptojournalist Mae Murphy for wild things that go bump in the night in a Chuck E C-- I mean, a Childrens Entertainment Venue. Lots of teeth? Christian rock? Mysterious ringing? All that and more, when you tune in! q2021-01-2927 min
The Creature ReportThe Creature Report: Episode 1, The Twinkle Pink Star JuiceBreaking news! We head to the office to catch a brand new monster with 34 peepers peeled all around. Join senior anchor Val Petrone, and todays guest anchor author, educator, and podcaster @AidanChaser- Chase to meet the gooshiest corporate cog of a monster on the premiere episode of: the Creature Report. i2021-01-2826 min
A Horror BorealisLOSERS: A Love Story - Part 9As Eddie tries to retrace the footsteps of a lifetime spent running, he is forced to reckon with an identity built on fear and the bravery demanded of him for the trials to come--a bravery that someone else may have seen in him all along.This is the story of the hypochondriac and the cast.The story continues as the combined casts of AHB and AHB76 unite to tackle Stephen King's infamous epic of trauma and triumph in a limited run series that goes deep into the darkness to test the bonds of love and...2021-01-231h 46
Fifteen Minutes of FaveFMF 06: Val Petrone Loves the Queerness of Green Day’s American Idiot!In this episode of Fifteen Minutes of Fave, I talk with Val Petrone about how queer Green Day’s American Idiot is! Val works in television animation, is a podcast engineer and podcast voice talent. In their free time they like to sit in their closet to record podcasts… and to draw in their sketch book. […]2021-01-1915 min
A Horror BorealisLOSERS: A Love Story - Part 8With Bill at her side, Beverly walks toward home--confronting a violent past and the lifetime of wrong loves she's known.This is the story of the warrior and the poem.The story continues as the combined casts of AHB and AHB76 unite to tackle Stephen King's infamous epic of trauma and triumph in a limited run series that goes deep into the darkness to test the bonds of love and trust and the harrowing ordeal of healing.Featuring "Back to Derry" by Christine Prevas,CONTENT WARNING:LOSERS: A Love...2021-01-101h 51
A Horror BorealisLOSERS: A Love Story - Part 7Having survived the standpipe, Stan and Ben return to the hotel, where Ben's fears wear a too-familiar face.This is the story of the heart and the torn page.The story continues as the combined casts of AHB and AHB76 unite to tackle Stephen King's infamous epic of trauma and triumph in a limited run series that goes deep into the darkness to test the bonds of love and trust and the harrowing ordeal of healing.Featuring "Back to Derry" by Christine Prevas,CONTENT WARNING:LOSERS: A Love Story...2020-12-191h 06
A Horror BorealisLOSERS: A Love Story - Part 6Following Mike's example, the other Losers resolve to retrace the steps of nearly 30 years ago to find their own totems--through whatever terrible means necessary.This is the story of the ghost and the birds.The story continues as the combined casts of AHB and AHB76 unite to tackle Stephen King's infamous epic of trauma and triumph in a limited run miniseries that goes deep into the darkness to test the bonds of love and trust and the harrowing ordeal of healing.Featuring "Back to Derry" by Christine PrevasCONTENT WARNING:2020-12-121h 45
A Horror BorealisLOSERS: A Love Story - Part 5The Losers weren't the only children to grow up in Derry. And Mike Hanlon wasn't the only one who stayed.This is the story of the librarian and the rock.The story continues as the combined casts of AHB and AHB76 unite to tackle Stephen King's infamous epic of trauma and triumph in a limited run miniseries that goes deep into the darkness to test the bonds of love and trust and the harrowing ordeal of healing.Featuring "Back to Derry" by Christine PrevasCONTENT WARNING:LOSERS: A Love...2020-11-2857 min
A Horror BorealisLOSERS: A Love Story - Part 4Don't you know how it ends, Bill? You started the story. Now you've got to finish it.As the end looms just ahead of them, Bill remembers how it all began--and begins to grasp the role he has to play in the days ahead. But as the past comes, fragmented, into focus, it begins to reassert itself in other ways, too. Once they remember--truly remember--who they are to each other, will any of them be able to walk away from it all? Or will the challenge in front of them feel even more impossible once the Losers...2020-11-211h 15
A Horror BorealisLOSERS: A Love Story - Part 3Well...at least you know you didn't come back here for nothing.As the Losers begin to remember the shape of their shared past, they're faced with a choice: to confront a thing they desperately want to forget, or to run from a home they've only just started to rediscover. But then again, maybe they don't have as much of a choice as they think. One thing's for sure--if they stay in Derry, the past is bound to catch up. And right now, It knows them better than they know themselves.The story continues as...2020-11-141h 11
A Horror BorealisLOSERS: A Love Story - Part 2We have to stop It now. Because we didn't stop It last time.The past closes in on our heroes as a bond bigger than any of them slowly reclaims their lives. Here, in the place where they grew up, there are secrets waiting for them--dark secrets, terrible secrets, things which have defined the courses of their lives even from a million miles away. But there are other things here, too--things which just might be strong enough to save them all.The story continues as the combined casts of AHB and AHB76 unite to tackle...2020-11-071h 07
A Horror BorealisLOSERS: A Love Story - Part 1You've heard this story before. But never like this.A threat that surfaces every 27 years. A town where devastating tragedy after devastating tragedy fades quietly into history and out of memory. An entire childhood forgotten by every person who shared it--except for one. And now he's calling them back to finish what they started.the combined casts of AHB and AHB76 unite to tackle Stephen King's infamous epic of trauma and triumph in a limited run miniseries that goes deep into the darkness to test the bonds of love and trust and the harrowing ordeal...2020-10-311h 04A Horror BorealisAHB76 EPISODE 3 - Get CloserConfronted with an up close and personal look at the creepy ghost from Aemyn's sketches, the Sitka Street Gang has some BIG questions. Questions like, what the heck is it? How is it hurting people? What's the deal with war, anyway? And how many Pop Tarts is too many?Irving "Mongoose" Gefferson is JV Hampton-VanSantCecelia Price is MJDavey Luchowski is Val PetroneThe GM is Alex FlaniganAHB Theme: Disco Remix is by Andrew GiottaKids on Bikes is by Renegade Studios!
2020-08-1353 minA Horror BorealisAHB76 EPISODE 2 - Let's Stick TogetherFollowing a feeling--and a Davey--out into the woods, the Sitka Street Gang is shocked to discover an unusual scene, and an even more unusual new friend. Who's Aemyn? What can they see? And more importantly, HOW ARE THEY DOING THAT? Irving "Mongoose" Gefferson is JV Hampton-VanSantCecelia Price is MJDavey Luchowski is Val PetroneThe GM is Alex FlaniganAHB Theme: Disco Remix is by Andrew GiottaKids on Bikes is by Renegade Studios!
2020-07-081h 13A Horror BorealisAHB76 EPISODE 1 - The Boys Are Back in TownIt's the end of summer, 1976, and that means COOL is back in session! Meet junior conspiracy theorist Mongoose, quiz kid Cecelia, and best baseball boy Davey--just three average kids whose world is about to be ROCKED.Irving "Mongoose" Gefferson is JV Hampton-VanSantCecelia Price is MJDavey Luchowski is Val PetroneThe GM is Alex FlaniganAHB Theme: Disco Remix is by Andrew GiottaKids on Bikes is by Renegade Studios!
2020-06-2358 minA Horror BorealisAHB76: Session Zero (Relationships & Worldbuilding)Sitka Street is here to stay! We finish up our "Session Zero" by deciding what we already know about our characters and each other, and we make some decisions about the year 1976. This episode completes worldbuilding for AHB76 so that next time, we can start gaming! We're playing Kids On Bikes by Renegade Games, and this is a great starting point for new and old--and young!--listeners alike.THE CAST:JV Hampton-VanSantVal PetroneMJAlex FlaniganAUDIO EDITING by Val PetroneAHB T...2020-05-2756 minA Horror BorealisAHB76: Session Zero (Lines, Veils, Meet the Gang)It's a totally groovy, brand-new vintage adventure! Join Alex along with new friends MJ, Val, and JV as they make decisions about the Revenant of the 1970s, talk about their wants and needs for the game, and introduce the world to a colorful new cast of heroes.This episode kicks off worldbuilding for AHB76 with an open discussion about Lines & Veils, as well as character concepts. We're playing Kids On Bikes by Renegade Games, and this is a great starting point for new and old--and young!--listeners alike.THE CAST:JV Hampton-VanSant2020-05-131h 01A Horror BorealisEPISODE 49: Winterlude 6Back in the physical world, the Hunters have to process what's happened--but they aren't alone. Siobhan makes her authority known, and asks some big questions. Moriah steps into a new role. Martha breaks down.CONTENT WARNING: discussion of death & murder, heated conversation, depiction of PTSD, structural collapse, language echoing suicidal ideationMoriah Harris is played by Addison PeacockMartha Campbell is played by Tim WoernerSiobhan O'Shaughnessy is played by Andrew GiottaThe Keeper is Alex FlaniganAudio for this episode was edited by Val Petrone. Thanks...2019-12-1157 minA Horror BorealisEPISODE 47: Summer Frights IV: Silence of the HammsA sterile testing facility in the middle of nowhere! A rapidly unraveling conspiracy! Literal dozens of Jon Hamms! Will our beloved teenyboppers break out before The Man gets them in his clutches? Will Howie ever successfully bluff his way out of a conversation? Does Jeremy know what animals are supposed to look like? THE HORROR! THE SUSPENSE!CONTENT WARNING: gun violence, medical malpractice, body horror, claustrophobia, implied parental violenceNo announcements today! Happy Thanksgiving to our American listeners!Betsy Bennett is played by Addison PeacockJeremy Normalson is played by Tim...2019-11-261h 21A Horror BorealisEPISODE 46: Forest for the Trees pt. 12The lines between anguished memory and tentative reality continue to blur as our heroes navigate the vulnerable spaces their friends have buried deep. Martha has a tough conversation about a foregone conclusion. Moriah tries desperately to face something which refuses to be faced. Siobhan reckons with the burden of protection as she is confronted with a weighty decision.CONTENT WARNING: unreality, discussion of failed relationships, confrontation with abusive figures, offscreen death, threat of gun violence, structural collapse, depiction of PTSDMoriah Harris is Addison PeacockMartha Campbell is Tim WoernerSiobhan...2019-11-191h 20A Horror BorealisEPISODE 45: Forest for the Trees pt. 11Armed with items of importance and a newfound determination, the Hunters return to the ritual circle to attempt their most ambitious Big Magic yet. But before they can hope to reshape the hearts and minds of an entire town, they're going to have to confront their own fears first--which means revisiting a few parts of the forest they hoped never to see again. We know they can go back in...but are they ready to come back out?CW: ritual magic, body horror, unrealityThis episode was edited by Val Petrone! Thanks Val!...2019-11-121h 12
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