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We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 78: Distracted by JapanWelcome to episode 78 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a fortnightly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we discuss silly names, guess TV show tunes, and get distracted by a man walking around Tokyo
2025-05-2048 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 77: Slumber PartyWelcome to episode 77 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a fortnightly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we come to you live from Sarah's floor for a little slumber party.
2025-05-0654 minWe Pay For Your FloorEpisode 76: Sandi and Confusing EggsWelcome to episode 76 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this final episode of this series! We discuss random nonsense we may or may not have covered previously, Phil has a fake name game, Andy bring Sandi Toksvig into the Celebrity Name Game, we confuse Sarah with how Waffle House takes their orders, and have a good natter about superhero stuff, until the news comes to usher the end of series 3.
2025-04-221h 15
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 75: Pollock StrugglesWelcome to episode 75 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode there's a bus stop update, Phil tries to do something about TV theme tunes, and Sarah test us with misheard song lyrics, then there's a duck in News Time
2025-04-1553 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 74: Adam Rickitt Got Brain Frog and Forgot About the UtilicockWelcome to episode 74 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Andy has a new name game, Phil has a Rainbow Game, and Sarah has many questions.
2025-04-0841 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 73: I Could Kick A Nun In The Shin For A Toby CarveryWelcome to episode 73 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we discuss food and play blankety blank.
2025-04-0157 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 72: Takes All Sorts of Debauched Monster Lovers To Make A WorldWelcome to episode 72 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we discuss which Halloween monster/thing we'd most want to be and which we snog, marry, and kill. We also discuss creepy experiences, why Autumn is the greatest season and have an appropriately themed News Time
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
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2024-10-2941 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 71: This is HelloWelcome to episode 71 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we have a fake name game, question the contract of "The Little Mermaid" and there are many surprised greetings
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
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2024-10-2233 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 70: Jane McDonald and the Chicken ThiefWelcome to episode 70 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we deal with the mysteries of a missing woman, and some missing chicken wings, we discuss god and bad foods, and there are multiple name games
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
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2024-10-1556 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 69: Made of Roof, Velvet, and Olive OilWelcome to episode 69 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we argue about velvet and olive oil, and discuss sounds.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://youtu.be/UNgZcjX0Mgg
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2024-09-241h 04
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 68: A Magnetic UtilicockWelcome to episode 68 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we discuss a magnetic appendage, Phil distracts us temporarily with the future of transport, Andy explains games badly, Sarah questions what grass is, and we send more animals to jail.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
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2024-09-1749 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 67: There's People Getting Stabbed in the Face and We're Arresting Snail Criminals
Welcome to episode 67 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode crows, snails, and lots of music talk, and we also have an update on the person Sarah's been stalking at a bus stop.
2024-09-1059 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 66: A Daytime Bus Stop Story with an Evening ChiffonWelcome to episode 66 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we discuss things you might not know about us, Andy coerces Janet Street-Porter into the Celeb Name Game, and visit our friend Adrian for News Time.
2024-09-0340 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 65: Wood Doesn't Have A ConsciousnessWelcome to episode 65 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we tour places in the Rainbow Game, Sarah is intrigued by sticky water, Andy brings Susan Boyle into the Celeb Name Game, and we visit Plymouth for News Time
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
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2024-08-2744 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 64: It Was In Fact The FlapWelcome to episode 64 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we discuss great returns and comebacks, Phil has some questionable names in his name game, and we travel to Canada for News Time.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
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2024-08-2045 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 63 - Murder on the DancevoreWelcome to episode 63 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Andy drags Sophie Ellis-Bextor into the Celeb Name Game, and we educate Sarah in rhyming, names, and various kinks.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://youtu.be/sfKxXlVN0Yw
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2024-08-1331 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 62: Andy Escapes A CultWelcome to episode 62 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Phil has another word, Liv takes us on the videogame nostalgia train, and we discuss weird job interviews.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
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2024-08-061h 00
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 61: Anal Pain, Foreign Object Stuck in RectumWelcome to episode 61 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we are joined again by Liv. We play a food & drink focused Rainbow Game, Andy had an interesting work day, and Liv challenges us to understand Kids Bop.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://youtu.be/dLdNxUPGhpg
2024-07-3048 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 60: Fannys Make Me GassyIntro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
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2024-07-2322 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 59 - HelloooooWelcome to episode 59 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we go slightly crazy recalling a moment of late night giggles. Sarah gets Phil and Andy to guess which classic stories she is describing literally (yes the one who struggles with words), and Andy has more News Time nonsense.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
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2023-08-2957 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 58 - He Realised It Was Fish
Welcome to episode 58 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we ponder on a fartlek, we have a videogame themed edition of the rainbow game, we discuss things our 15 year old selves would never have done and would be surprised/impressed that we now do. Andy brings Kelly Clarkson into the Celeb Name Game, and in News Time, Sarah loses her mind over some fish.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
2023-08-2356 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 57 - A Dreamy Dick Sucking SalmonWelcome to episode 57 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Phil and Andy talk about interactions with people at work, Andy delves into his many peculiar dreams, and he takes over News Time with some interesting food related occurrences.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
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2023-08-1545 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 56 - Names and GamesWelcome to episode 56 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. Phil is running the show this week with a collection of equally rubbish topics. First off Sarah struggles with nouns while trying to combine people's names and TV shows, we have a fresh batch of fake names to puzzle over, we get overrun with birds in "The Rainbow Game", and the heat is on in News Time.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
2023-08-0149 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 55 - We Built A Podcast On Your VaginaWelcome to episode 55 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Phil has selection of strange mononyms for the Fake Name Game, we discuss what we have learned since starting this thing, Andy disgusts and delights with a trial of mumps, and there's more nonsense news.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
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2023-07-2547 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 54 - How Do You Threaten A Monarch With Another Country!?Welcome to episode 54 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast! This is a somewhat weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Phil has a new edition of the Fake Name Game, Andy also has a name based game and another round of his music challenge from last time, someone offends the king of Thailand, and we get increasingly deranged.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
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2023-07-181h 01
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 53 - So To Clarify, She Doesn't Breastfeed Her Dog?Welcome to episode 53 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast! This is a somewhat weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we discuss memorable first moments, Sarah finally ascends and becomes a pterodactyl, Andy challenges us to guess songs from their first few notes, and there's a lady with a dog in the news.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
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2023-07-111h 05
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 52 - TV QuestionsWelcome to episode 52 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast! This is a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Phil quizzes Andy & Sarah on TV sounds, Sarah quizzes Andy & Phil on TV public information adverts, and Andy quizzes Sarah & Phil on badly described TV shows, and there's a News Time that has nothing to do with TV.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
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2023-06-2039 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 51 - Work RantsWelcome to episode 51 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast! This is a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Andy has workplace gossip, Sarah questions the atmosphere, and Phil has news about a beer garden.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
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2023-06-2048 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 50 - Defenestration, Pavements, and LeavesWelcome to episode 50 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast! This is a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Sarah teaches us about some historical events, and we learn that Prague really liked throwing things from windows. Andy has many topics, and Phil shares a lot of news.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
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2023-03-141h 28
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 49 - Is a Cow Pen a Chemical Compound?Welcome to episode 49 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we talk about classic Australian TV because Phil was very ill once (and some would argue he still is). Andy digs up Charles Dickens for a round of the Celebrity Name Game, and we talk about work related mishaps.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
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2023-03-0753 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 48 - Kayleigh Manoogle POP SENSATIONWelcome to episode 48 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we talk about a musical imposter, grass, and the Hindenburg.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
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2023-02-2841 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 47 - The Not Quite 50th Episode!Welcome to episode 47 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we talk about things we keep repeating and welcome to the stage of the Celebrity Name game, the biological woman that is Trixie Mattel.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
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2023-02-2259 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 46 - The Horse EpisodeWelcome to episode 46 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode horses.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
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2023-02-1443 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 45 - Sarah Edited This OneWelcome to episode 45 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Freddos are mentioned, Phil talks about smells. We discuss things, and Andy plays Dreamcatcher songs on the Kazoo for us to try and guess. Sarah is locked into the editing crypt (we might let her out for the next one)
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Sarah Young
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2023-02-1349 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 44 - Is It Peas?Welcome to episode 44 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, we are joined once more by special guest Miles, Phil has some more synonym based tricks, this time with anime/manga titles. Sarah gets the group to share their ideas for books everyone would want to write, and Andy has everyone scrolling through their Spotify stats in rather revealing and surprising guessing game.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by P...
2022-10-181h 06
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 43 - I Forgot We Were Still On MammalsWelcome to episode 43 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, we are joined by special guest Miles, Phil has some confused book titles for the group to decipher, and Andy treats us to another celebrity name game, this time featuring Cheryl Cole, and somewhere along the lines Sarah learns what mammal is.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
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2022-10-1138 min
Media Matters Podcast NetworkHoM: Star Trek - "Time's Arrow" & moreSeries 3, Episode 3 - "Don't worry about the magic space snake."It's "time" for another episode of this, the podcast's time travel themed third series, looking at the two-part TNG story "Time's Arrow". We have plenty of time, it seems. D.K is sitting this one out and taking a week's rest but Mike is here along with returning guests from Series 1; Andy Kemp and Phil English from the 'We Pay For Your Floor' podcast. As well as diving into all things 19th Century with Madame Guinan, "the Frenchman" and co the trio discuss, via the Hit or...
2022-10-091h 54
We Pay For Your FloorReturn To The Cutting Room FloorWelcome to this bonus episode of We Pay For Your Floor. We'll be taking another peek at some previously unreleased recordings.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
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2022-10-0429 min
We Pay For Your FloorThe Cutting Room FloorWelcome to this bonus episode of We Pay For Your Floor. We'll be delving into a couple of previously unreleased recordings.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKhxfZnO43c
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2022-09-2730 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 42 - Teacakes, Chocolate, and CauliflowerWelcome to episode 42 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, Mike concludes his guesting trilogy. Andy asks us to share things we we wish we could say to customers, Phil has another batch of fake names for the group to ponder over, Mike challenges us to decipher foreign translations for film titles, and Sarah fiddles with a cauliflower.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
And ch...
2022-09-201h 08
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 41 - Bananaman's Musical ChallengeWelcome to episode 41 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, Mike joins us once more, or is it Bananaman? After doing so well on Mike's Silver Screen Podcast review of Chicago (you can find that here ) we have a rematch of Once More Without Felling, where we try to guess Musicals from song lyrics that are read with next to no emotion. It's harder than you might think. Sarah has questions about the solar system, Phil has questions that no-one...
2022-09-061h 00
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 40 - Whoopi & the Kazoo of MysteryWelcome to episode 40 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, we welcome long time friend and fan of the show Mike into our little corner of silliness. Mike brings us a Celebrity Name Game starring Whoopi Goldberg, we discuss cartoons from our youth times, and Andy bamboozles us with some Kazoo playing.
And check out Mike's podcasts: Hit or Miss - Star Trek: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpUqRM6Muvp7ccja4dl5rVw
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2022-08-301h 10
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 39 - If Anyone Around This Table Was Most Qualified to be a Large Body of Water...Welcome to episode 39 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, there's more talk of Pontins. Phil Keeps going on about oddly specific situations, and also shares some plants facts with us. Sarah wants to learn about Fenugreek. Andy asks about personal changes we've made that we like about ourselves.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
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2022-08-2339 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 38 - Dawn French and the Theme Parks of WonderWelcome to episode 38 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, Andy presents a Celebrity Name Game about Dawn French, Sarah asks us to design our dream theme parks, and Phil is Phil.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qghXuEdcIEM
2022-08-1642 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 37 - Adulterous Cutlery & Many QuestionsWelcome to episode 37 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, Andy ruins a cutlery marriage, Phil keeps coming up with nonsensical scenarios, and Sarah gets us to guess some inventions she may or may not have invented.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
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2022-08-0941 min
Media Matters Podcast NetworkSilver Screen Podcast - Chicago Review (feat. 'We Pay For Your Floor')Episode 21 - "You see, ever since I can remember I've wanted to be on the stage."Ladies and Gentlemen, gays and theys, Silver Screen, finest home of podcast family and entertainment, is proud to announce a first. The first time, anywhere, there has been an act of this nature. Not only one little podcast, but two! You've read about them in the papers and now here they are - a double header! Joining us this week, those scintillating sinners, Andy, Phil & Sarah from the 'We Pay For Your Floor' podcast. If you hadn't guessed they'll be joining...
2022-07-141h 55
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 36 - You Know the Green Sheen You Get on Bacon?Welcome to episode 36 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, we make eyeshadow palettes based on our personalities and the podcast itself. Sarah gifts us with some odd ways of describing things, and we take a trip to Ireland for News Time.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
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2022-06-0738 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 35 - Disused Flags and Dancing NunsWelcome to episode 35 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, Sarah tests Andy and Phil's geography knowledge with a collection of disused and obscure flags, we discuss playing music for nuns, and take a trip to Disneyland for News Time.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
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2022-05-3144 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 34 - Can You Imagine A Blowjob From A Giraffe?Welcome to episode 34 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, we spend a lot of time talking about Geoffrey the Giraffe, Gemma Collins stars in Andy's latest celebrity name game, and we discuss the joys of hold music.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
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2022-05-2446 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 33 - A Truly Outrageous Amount of Apple PieWelcome to episode 33 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, we discuss Jem and the Holograms, Sarah's hatred of cream, and some of our fattest moments. We also discuss what our alter egos would be and things quickly go weird before Adrian pays us a visit at the end.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
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2022-05-1746 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 32 - Mr White CakeWelcome to episode 32 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, we discuss being adults, and the stresses that brings, and Phil has come up with another batch of strange fake and real names for Andy and Sarah to ponder over.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
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2022-05-1042 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 31 - Sticking With Fanny BloodWelcome to episode 31 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, Phil has prepared a fun new game where Sarah and Andy have to guess real names from fake ones, we discuss embarrassing moments in public and Phil poorly describes languages!
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
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2022-05-0344 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 30 - Absolute NonsenseWelcome to episode 30 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode. The title says it all really, in this episode we go off the rails and over a cliff into absurdity very early on. Andy asks everyone about experiences from starting new jobs, Phil doesn't tell a story, Sarah tells us of an amazing person they worked with, and Olivia joins us once more to discuss delightful customers.
We then play two truths and a lie, which leads to s...
2022-04-261h 09
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 29 - Imagine Going To School Knowing Your School Shagged A SquidWelcome to episode 29 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode w are joined by the wonderful Olivia as we discuss PS1 Hagrid, noises and smells, as well as many other unrelated fragments of wonder such as times of great disappointment over something we were hyped about.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
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2022-04-1955 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 28 - Sausages Can't SwimWelcome to episode 28 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, Phil, Andy and Sarah have way too much fun coming up with things you can say in various buildings or situations, that can also be said in the bedroom, whilst Phil's weekly news story descends into even more madness than usual if that's possible, when a dog is saved from drowning by very unorthodox methods.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
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2022-04-1241 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 27 - Who'd Clamber A Minge?Welcome to episode 27 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, we celebrate the return of the best podcast no one asked for as it's the series 2 premiere!! Sarah, Phil and Andy are finally back for another series of jokes, japes and utter nonsense. In this episode, all your favourite bits and segments return including the celebrity name game, Phil's news stories and Sarah struggling with SATs level problems.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
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2022-04-0542 min
Media Matters Podcast NetworkSilver Screen Podcast - The Princess Bride ReviewEpisode 5 - "Have fun storming the castle!" This week we're back to a singular film review/discussion and again Mike is joined by two guests; this time his good friends and frequent collaborators Andy Kemp & Phil English. The trio are talking all things "The Princess Bride" including their first exposure to the film, what it means to each of them, personal stories involving the film and book, behind the scenes stories/info and the traditional review including conclusions and score. The discussion takes in a celeb-filled home movie version, Phil's ideas for unseen, alternate stories (#ReleaseTheHorseCut), Andy's...
2021-12-161h 22
We Pay For Your FloorHalloween SpooktacularWelcome to this bonus episode, the Halloween Special of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, an unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, Phil presents Andy and Sarah with a mystery to solve, Sarah brings the spooks with a campfire story, then we discuss a hypothetical choice between an almost certain death and potentially likely death, and everyone discusses fears while trying to remain on topic. It's not the most bone chilling podcast, but it is us so that's surely scary enough.
Intro/Outro written and performed b...
2021-11-021h 19
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 26 - Nostalgia FestWelcome to episode 26 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, it's the series finale!! Sarah gets us to discuss things that we miss and childhood nostalgia, Phil runs a game of 'Real or Fake TV Shows' and Andy follows on from Sarah's topic to discuss things we've collected from childhood to now. Then the three of us reminisce on our favourite moments from this first series of We Pay For Your Floor before Phil takes us out with one final...
2021-10-121h 24
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 25 - Uncle Willem's Birthday SurpriseWelcome to episode 25 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, we celebrate Phil's 30th birthday by decorating our living room in a very special way, Sarah's devious gift, a special edition of the celebrity name game, a true or false quiz themed around the special day and Phil hosts our own little version of Just A Minute!
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
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2021-10-051h 06
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 24 - How Amazing Would it Be to Fart Out Your Finger, W*nky Leonard?Welcome to episode 24 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, we discuss the potential locations of Walt Disney's corpse, we learn Sarah is the best person to have around if you need to analyse a contract, in a very detailed game of Would You Rather? Andy runs a game of guess the song on a kazoo and we discover the troubles of re-adjusting back to life in the office in this weeks news story!
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2021-09-2843 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 23 - Judgement and FlagsWelcome to episode 23 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, Sarah wants to discuss judgement, divine or otherwise, and times we have been judgemental either rightly or wrongly, whilst we judge her for her performance in Phil's flag drawing game. Also Adrian Childs struggles with very basic technology in this weeks news story.
Play along with Phil's flag drawing game with the template on this tweet: https://twitter.com/WPFYF/status/1439936782754320386?s=20
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2021-09-2155 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 22 - Have You Ever Been Horny in a French Cottage?Welcome to episode 22 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we discuss queefing (for some reason), our funny language mishaps and in the news, a Primark in Wales gets overrun by some surprising guests.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.co...
2021-09-1449 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 21 - Mascot ManiaWelcome to episode 21 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we discuss mascots (and how creepy some of them are), play another round of the Celebrity Name Game and talk about reasons to live.
Women Talking Bollocks Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/0tBcrGibJkUCFAf5qxyONS
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
If you prefer your podcasts with a certain vis...
2021-09-0843 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 20 - How Great Would Moses Be as a Lifeguard?Welcome to episode 20 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we, Sarah, Phil and Andy discuss Karens and our experiences dealing with the Karen species in our lives and jobs!
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pow4q0fvrdI
2021-09-0838 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 19 - Gassy Bird TalkWelcome to episode 19 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we discuss our personal and sometimes funny experiences of social anxiety, plus Andy and Sarah go off the rails about birds during Phil's news story.
Maddie's Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1POIbgh3hWlRqBgB4nAbVw
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair ch...
2021-08-1044 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 18 - Yorkshire DayWelcome to episode 18 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this special episode, we're celebrating Yorkshire Day since we live here, plus Sarah and Andy were born and raised here. We discuss all things Yorkshire, including phrases, things we enjoy about Yorkshire, and a special Yorkshire themed round of the Celebrity Name Game!
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
If you prefer your podcasts with a ce...
2021-08-031h 11
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 17 - Is Anyone Vaginese?Welcome to episode 17 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, after Sarah mishears us which led to 5 minutes of laughter that needed editing down, we discuss the Mandela Effects, the time Phil potentially may have met Ed Sheeran and Phil brings us some exciting news about a new development in a car park in Drumcliffe. Such japes!
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
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2021-07-2939 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 16 - Mary Berry, Maths and Sarah's VaginaWelcome to episode 16 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, Sarah has difficulties with both mathematics AND her vagina, whilst Andy hosts another round of the celebrity name game and Phil brings us a news story about a man arguing with fabrics, much like Sarah with corduroy!
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
If you prefer your podcasts with a certain vi...
2021-07-2037 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 15 - Andy Should Be a Film ProducerWelcome to episode 15 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, Andy prepared a game featuring real and fake silly film titles that we had to differentiate between, and Phil's news story takes us to the magical land of Greggs for the second episode in a row.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual fl...
2021-07-1334 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 14 - Viscous Vessels and Knife CrimeWelcome to episode 14 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, we speak about times that we've felt like adults, play another round of the Celebrity Name Rhyme Game and discuss phrases from media that have just become a part of our everyday vocabulary. Plus Phil gives us an intriguing news story from a Greggs in Barnard Castle (I hear they do great eye tests).
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip E...
2021-07-0954 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 13 - Andy's 25th BirthdayWelcome to episode 13 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, recorded on the 24th June, we celebrate Andy's birthday with surprises prepared by Phil and Sarah that he genuinely had no idea about.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCcu7cG...
2021-07-0943 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 12 - The Pride EpisodeWelcome to episode 12 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this extra long and extra special episode, Sarah, Phil and Andy alongside our special guest, Sarah's recently out brother, we discuss our own personal stories and experiences being members of the LGBTQ+ community as well as Sarah's ally-ship to the community. Things may get a bit heavy, but as with everything we bring some light-hearted silly fun too.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp ...
2021-07-091h 11
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 11 - The Many Faces of Bruce WillisWelcome to episode 11 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Andy surprises us with various things Bruce Willis gets up to in the first round of a new recurring game, and we discuss cover songs which are superior (in our opinions) to the original recordings.
Note: In this episode, the singer Demi Lovato is referred to using the pronouns she/her. This is because this episode was recorded BEFORE they publicly came out as non-binary. We completely r...
2021-07-0940 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 10 - Barren and Childless Like My CrispsWelcome to episode 10 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Sarah quizzes Phil and Andy in a very late attempt to get to know them better, and Phil gives us a news story about a scout hut being terrorised.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://ww...
2021-07-0945 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 9: Pleasure Shouldn't Be GuiltyWelcome to episode 9 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we have our first special guest Lizzie, one of Andrew's best friends. Phil and Andy once again teach Sarah the difference between horizontal and vertical, discuss our guilty or not so guilty pleasures, and reminisce on our teenage years, Sarah challenges us to a game of fact or fiction and there's something interesting floating in a pond in Peterborough.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
2021-07-0951 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 8 - Andy's ASMR AdventureWelcome to episode 8 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we rant about the price of Freddo's, Andy challenges Phil and Sarah to use objects in the room to try and trigger his ASMR sensitivity, and Phil introduces a new segment to the podcast where he gives Sarah and Andy a real, ridiculous news headline with a blanked out word for them to guess.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip E...
2021-07-0939 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 7 - Interesting Book CoversWelcome to episode 7 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Sarah takes the reigns completely and takes Andy and Phil on a journey through a list of very interesting and very funny books that she found online.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - ht...
2021-07-0930 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 6 - Clothes Shouldn't Make SoundWelcome to episode 6 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Phil creates a game of IKEA Furniture or Star Wars alien?, Andrew gives a list of things that he thinks deserve to go to hell if one indeed does exist, and Sarah lets out all of her pent up, deeply scarring emotions about the fabric that she believes to be her arch nemesis.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited b...
2021-07-0943 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 5 - The Overwatch EpisodeWelcome to episode 5 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Sarah learns the difference between horizontal and vertical, and Andy tests Phil and Sarah's knowledge about Overwatch, one of his favourite games, in a quiz that took a lot more time to do than expected.
Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp
Edited by Philip English
If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the vi...
2021-07-0933 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 4 - Reasons To Be Single and a PenguinWelcome to episode 4 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, Sarah shares her list of reasons why she really should probably be single, we discuss made up words and Phil takes us on a choose your own adventure quest as a certain claymation penguin.
Note: we are aware that the audio quality is not brilliant. It wasn't until the recording of episode 5 that we learned the laptop we are using was recording the audio through it's in-built...
2021-07-0936 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 3 - Don't Make Me the Pee Power RangerWelcome to episode 3 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Sarah rants to the couple about Jaffa Cakes, Phil asks what Power Ranger Sarah and Andy would want to be, and Andy challenges Sarah and Phil to work out the x-rated adaptation titles of well known films and TV shows.
Note: we are aware that the audio quality is not brilliant. It wasn't until the recording of episode 5 that we learned the laptop we are using was r...
2021-07-0933 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 2 - Gasps in SpanishWelcome to episode 2 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, Andy challenges Sarah and Phil to a game to name the TV shows based on a silly but accurate description he's made for them, and Sarah gets the couple to work out which of them said what from a list of their quotes she's curated.
Note: we are aware that the audio quality is not brilliant. It wasn't until the recording of episode 5 that w...
2021-07-0932 min
We Pay For Your FloorEpisode 1 - Cat Boys and CascadaWelcome to the first episode of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a gay couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Sarah, Andy and Phil discuss things they'll never grow out of, if they would want to be 16 again and embarrassing school stories.
Note: We are aware that the audio quality is not brilliant. It wasn't until the recording of episode 5 that we learned the laptop we are using was recording the audio through it's in-built microphone rather than the external microphones we had set up...
2021-07-0933 min