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Tabernacle Pulpit Podcast166 - Fallen Short, but Not Stopped - Dr. Harold B. SightlerHappy New Year from WTBI Radio!
This sermon was originally preached on January 2, 1977 at Tabernacle Baptist Church.
For more sermons, visit wtbi.org
2025-01-0340 minTabernacle Pulpit Podcast100 - The Resurrection - Dr. Harold B. SightlerHappy Resurrection Sunday!
Originally preached at Tabernacle Baptist Church in Greenville, SC on April 10, 1977.
Thank you for listening to the 100th edition of the Tabernacle Pulpit Podcast featuring Dr. Harold B. Sightler.
Thank you, as well, for being a part of this community that loves the Bible preaching of the late Dr. Sightler.
This episode concludes Season 1 of the Tabernacle Pulpit Podcast. We hope you join us for Season 2 after a brief hiatus of uploading. While you wait for Season 2, you can listen to Dr...
2024-03-3140 minTabernacle Pulpit Podcast009 - Seven Features of an Out and Out Christian - Dr. Harold B. SightlerOriginally preached at Tabernacle Baptist Church in Greenville, SC on November 7, 1971. You can contact us at wtbi.org
2023-04-2446 minTabernacle Pulpit Podcast008 - The Way of Evangelism - Dr. Harold B. SightlerOriginally preached at Tabernacle Baptist Church in Greenville, SC on November 7, 1971. You can contact us at wtbi.org
2023-04-2143 minTabernacle Pulpit Podcast007 - A Better Testament - Dr. Harold B. SightlerOriginally preached at Tabernacle Baptist Church in Greenville, SC on October 31, 1971. You can contact us at wtbi.org
2023-04-1735 minTabernacle Pulpit Podcast006 - Melchisedec: A Type of Christ - Dr. Harold B. SightlerOriginally preached at Tabernacle Baptist Church in Greenville, SC on October 24, 1971. You can contact us at wtbi.org
2023-04-1441 minTabernacle Pulpit Podcast005 - The Proper Attitude Toward Sin - Dr. Harold B. SightlerOriginally preached at Tabernacle Baptist Church in Greenville, SC on October 24, 1971. You can contact us at wtbi.org
2023-04-1047 minTabernacle Pulpit Podcast004 - The Resurrection of Christ - Dr. Harold B. SightlerOriginally preached at Tabernacle Baptist Church in Greenville, SC on April 14, 1974. You can contact us at wtbi.org
2023-04-0939 minTabernacle Pulpit Podcast003 - The Miracle of Israel - Dr. Harold B. SightlerOriginally preached at Tabernacle Baptist Church in Greenville, SC on October 10, 1971. You can contact us at wtbi.org
2023-04-0748 minTabernacle Pulpit Podcast002 - Making a Change - Dr. Harold B. SightlerOriginally preached at Tabernacle Baptist Church Greenville Sc on October 3, 1971. You can contact us at wtbi.org
2023-04-0346 min
Tabernacle Pulpit Podcast001 - Nicodemus - Dr. Harold B. SightlerOriginally preached at Tabernacle Baptist Church in Greenville, SC on October 3, 1971. You can contact us at wtbi.org
2023-03-3144 min
WTBIWTBI Episode 83: The Various Shaped Pots and Pans are Stored within the ApplianceGreetings Generous Listeners! This week the gang discusses the Omegatron Variant - you've probably heard about it in covid news. Mark comes up with the idea for Hat Bones - I'll just let you guess on that one. Oh also Hot Bones. You'll figure it out. Jarrett proposes keeping you warm and in style with Blood Jacket, and we decide to switch our podcast into the Real Crime Podcast genre, where we think the real money is. Finally we bring it home with the wholesome family friendly 3D Printing Cake Decorator (Lay it on with a trowel).
2022-03-241h 02WTBIWTBI Episode 82: Give Thanks to ComcastWelcome listener, to the church of Comcast. Today our podcast (brought to you by Comcast) discusses the following: John and Kelsey hired a baby sitter just to bring some more funny into your life! In this week's episode Kelsey proposes a solution for tangled tassels (tassels are those things you put on your nipples). Mark proposes Flavored Bandaids, bandaids that taste better! John tells us about his new Advice Column "Dear Baby" the advice column for babies, by babies, and Jarrett wants...eggs....again.
Other big ideas featured in this episode: Porta-hot, Egg-Rite, The Umbrella of a...
2022-01-191h 26WTBIWTBI Episode 81: Red Sky at NightSo let's make something clear right up front. This episode issssss of questionable...audiological...quality. But it's comedy quality is....what it normally is!
Kelsey proposes Scrubscription - a new pay to remove internet service. John comes up with an idea for Mold Shelf - the impressionable shelf to keep your baby (and cat) safe. Mark passes along and idea from Liz - Weep Over - the sad sleep over kit. The entire gang gets enthralled in a vicious fight over the reality of how we consume icecream.
Also in this episode: FiddleStix, Sorry Thanks...
2021-12-151h 12WTBIWTBI Episode 80: It Is What It IsHello their faithful listeners! In this weeks episode Jarrett and Mark take reminisce about Welcome Back, Kotter, John and Kelsey's respective fan clubs, and how maybe - just maybe - if Mark and Jarrett do a bad enough job on the podcast, Kelsey and John will be forced to return. Mark proposes Parent Trap - a way for young people to be even more reliant on their parents. Jarrett reinvigorates the rotisserie chicken Market with the ChicChicken, a multi-layered chicken innovation. The Dynamic Duo (that's what they're calling themselves now) also workshop an idea for the newest and best o...
2021-10-1346 min
Plenteous Redemption PodcastInterview | Pastor Joel LoganInterview With A Bible Believer | Pastor Joel LoganPlenteous Redemption Podcast Joel Logan is the pastor of Tabernacle Baptist Church in Greenville, South Carolina. To learn more about him and his ministry please see the links below. Tabernacle Baptist Church: Home | Tabernacle Baptist Church (tbc.sc)Tabernacle On YouTube: Tabernacle Baptist Church - Greenville, SC - YouTubeWTBI Rabio: WTBIJoel Logan Sermons: All Sermons | Tabernacle Baptist Church (sermonaudio.com) Deputation, Part One: Interview with Thomas IrvinGreat Commi...
2021-10-081h 02WTBIWTBI Episode 79: Get That PumpThe gang is back! Kelsey and John return to bring you top quality ideas. No more of this only Mark and Jarrett nonsense. That was utter chaos. In this episode, John pitches Sharkade - a fun new style of gaming involving your favorite fish, the group collectively shows its age and then laments it, and Kelsey borrows inspiration from a friend and proposes Rehydratable markers.
Also in this episode: Blood Ball, Tooth Whip, The Bane Bottle, Concerned citizen and Jarretts not-heart attack, and the worlds longest plank.
2021-09-0956 minWTBIWTBI Episode 78: Crock PocketYou asked and we answered. Mark and Jarrett bring you another episode that you never asked for! Jarrett proposes a new....format for the episode. Mark shares his thoughts on pockets with Thought Pocket. Jarrett solves the flossing problem with Watch Me Floss. The the no good rowdy boys really start circling the drain with some new toilet legislation and shave sink.
Also in this episode: Kratos moving Service, Wi-Fee Wi-Fi Wi-Fo Wi - Fum, Switch VR - Fiddle While Rome Burns.
We PROMISE Kelsey and John will be back soon.
2021-08-1850 minWTBIWTBI Episode 77:Mouth StuffIts another episode with Jarrett and Mark - the chaotic rowdy boys are back at it again. This week Mark and Jarrett spend far too long talking about dental problems. Mark pitches a challening idea for an new early detection system for moles called Molars. Jarrett describes an idea coming direct from John and Kelsey called Babyrade - Let it Rip! Jarrett also explains a new idea to enhance cameras forever with Thicc Lidz - The camera adds ten pounds...in All the right places.
Also in this episode: One-off Biodegradable Shorts for BigBoyz with Hu...
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Startup Knox PodcastWhat's The Big Idea?Today I’m talking with founders that pitched for $10k at this years What's The Big Idea? competition. We speak with Rume Akong from Crwdn, Brandon Schrieber from Leviathan Aquarium Automation, and Ben Ribera from Ear Buttons. We discuss the journey that each took to get to WTBI, what they learned, and what they have planned for the future.
2021-06-1635 minWTBIWTBI Episode 76: PastryonThis week Mark and Jarrett set out to record a whole episode on their own. To those listeners who are gravely concerned about what that means for the tone and content of this episode -- you are correct.
Mark invents the last skipping rock you'll ever need (#Boomerock), Jarrett announces his new ascendence to uncledom, and Mark and Jarrett design a project that will help you to achieve your true party form.
Also pitched in this episode: Warm Rule, Canon Cloth, Vanish into Thin Air, Embalm: Keep a stiff upper lip.
2021-05-2656 minWTBIWTBI Episode 75: Trot BoyzI honestly haven't even listened to this episode yet so I have no idea what these "doctors" talks about this week. They told me that they would pay me to write up these episode descriptions and post the episodes but I haven't seen a dime yet. Frankly, the job's just not worth it. I have kids to feed.
Here are some keywords I overheard from inside the closet that they keep me in. Wallet chain, Lit Coin? Some kind of insane milk pump. Reinventing closed captioning.
Please send help.
2021-04-281h 02WTBIBest Of WTBI Vol. 2Hello, dear listeners!
We here at WTBI have been a little busy lately, so we thought it would be a great idea to bring you some choice bits from the lifetime ago that was 2018! This is the second 'Best Of' episode, so you should definitely share this with anyone who you want to get on the WTBI train!
In this episode: An Intro (After Dark), Nope - That's Trash!, How's Them Buboes?, Ubiquitous Finger, STD&Me, Chick-Fil-B, Neighbourly Juice, Insta-Food-Service Experience Pill, Teen Sweat, A Drop In The Ocean, A Bespoke Horror Film, and Gus's Gusty C...
2021-04-081h 03WTBIWTBI Episode 74: DeepSnapeHellloooo, young masters. Welcome to another episode of WTBI... This week is a verrrry speciaaalll episode, complete with awful irish accents, horrifying ideas, and a brand new segment that Kelsey keeps bombing out of the park.
In this episode: Jarrett blasts some Ads, Kelsey gives a robot anxiety, Mark invents a new tasty treat, and John puts a terrifying spin on a classic movie franchise.
Also in this episode: Tonguelings, Bangers and Mash, To The Nanner Born, Appliance Flock, Protest Rhythm, and 'Hugwealth' by Jimbo Cameroné
2021-03-261h 08WTBIWTBI Episode 73: OnlyGrampsHello, again, dear listener! We've got a fresh and ready, hot and pipin' episode for you! Don't mind the Roomba, they're just uhhhhhhhh really sad. They're fine though. Probably. Also, on a serious note: sorry for the microphone bumping sounds during the first 10 minutes!
In this episode: Mark tests eggs the wrong way, Kelsey audits on behalf of the rainforest, John spices up The Great British Bake Off, and Jarrett precipitates the first human speciation event since we split from Neanderthals.
Also in this episode: 'Draculasaurus: The Land Before Twilight', Deliverables, Sad Roomba, Skittle Babies, C...
2021-03-101h 01WTBIWTBI Episode 72: Slip The Reaper A BrassyHello, you beautiful listeners! We're happy to present to you this gift of a podcast, which happens to be very special: The Band Is Back Together.
That's right! We've got the full, original cast (plus scale model human) back for an absolute banger of an episode. Poop stuff? Check. Morbid shit? Check. Jennifer? Check, check, and Czech.
In this week's episode: Jarrett organizes a writing seminar that is completely trustworthy, Kelsey solves a burden of the flesh, John saves some money with this one, weird trick, and Mark vogues from 30,000 feet.
Also in...
2021-02-241h 04WTBIWTBI Episode 71: "Circumstances"Hello! Welcome to a very special episode of the WTBI podcast. Kelsey and John are currently "on Baby Duty", so we've invited friend of the podcast, Risa, to fill in.
And, let me tell you: she delivered.
In this episode: Mark explains the difference between a lava lamp and a bong, Jarrett makes a work of art (that he must never show Father), and Risa lets the sun go down on her wrath.
Also in this episode: Soup Spoon, Starry Night, Bear Eyes, Forecast Dolls, and Scribble Ghost.
2021-02-101h 15WTBIWTBI Episode 70: Go Suck An EggWelcome listeners! Settle in for a classic episode that covers, well, quite a lot, actually.
In this episode: John usurps Ikea's furniture dominance, Mark solves pregnancy heartburn, Jarrett staves off sleep, and Kesley absolutely revolutionizes the transportation industry.
Also in this episode: Cheese talk, "How to Not Be a Sucka MC" cassette tape course, Harry Potter and The Great British Bake Off, Switched at Birth, Ghostgate, Grateful Fruit, Till Death* Do Us Part, and Don't Try To Teach Your Grandma To Suck Eggs
2021-01-201h 01WTBIWTBI Episode 69: Sploosh & GooshThis, dear listeners, is a special one, and I really don't think that I need to explain to you why...
So why don't you get comfortable, lay back, and let us take you to funny town. And, you know, we wouldn't mind some reciprocation, if you'd be into that.
In this episode: Mark starts a pie related idea train, Kelsey throws a wet blanket into the mix, John employs some tangentially absurd marketing strategies, and Jarrett gets the goosh.
***HEADPHONE WARNING around 58 minutes!***
2021-01-061h 09WTBIWTBI Episode 68: Nana, Please Put Down Junior While You Are TwerkingHappy Holidays, dear listeners!
Sorry for being incommunicado for so long.... 2020, am I right?
Here is our very special Christmas Episode of 2020! It's literally as much of a shitshow as you think it would be.
In this episode, Mark makes the podcast unlistenable, Kelsey makes a brand new game (for nerds), Jarrett forecasts 6 Fridays next week, and John invents a legally distinct entity that definitely isn't Yu-Gi-Oh IRL.
Also: Congrats to John & Kelsey for having their baaabbyyyy!!!!!!!!!!
Also in this episode: Christmas Monster Mash, Adult Binky, A Scrooge McDuck Gritty R...
2020-12-2458 minWTBIWTBI Episode 67: Hold The PicklesHello dear listeners! This episode has everything: embarassing stories, horrifying ideas, and some actual funny bits.
;)
In this episode: Kelsey exorcises some objects, Mark creates some "custom" macaroni, John constructs the bowling gauntlet, and Jarrett reveals his dark Sudoku secret.
Also in this episode: EverSheet; Gobble Up Your Stink!, Scented Firewood, Waist Flesh, Dance Pear, Sneeze Coffer, Let There Be Light, Dead In The Water, Pony Up, Knock Into A Cocked Hat
2020-11-1859 minWTBIWTBI Episode 66: The Great Napkin Grift of 2020
Welcome back, dear listeners!
To make up for last episode being a week late, we got a quality episode for you this week; some reeeeaaaaaal good stuff in here.
No, seriously: it is a *banger*.
In this episode: Mark gets greasy, Jarrett takes the rains, Kelsey pushes shoe technology in a new direction, and John takes swings at more than one multinational corporation.
Also in this episode: Terrifying Pregnancy Facts, ExCalipers, Carb-O-Nation, Company Cannon, Rhyme/Rind Powder, Satisfy Frog: Ribb't For Your Pleasure, Partner Beef, and Terrify Kettle.
2020-11-041h 05WTBIWTBI Episode 65: The New BazingaWelcome to an extremely late episode of WTBI! Sorry about that, but I had to go to the hospital every time I tried to edit the outro. So... there's that... to look forward to.
UhhhhYEAYEAYEAYEAyeayeayeayeayeayeayeayea.
;)
In this episode: John dresses up some 5G towers, Mark makes the goodest app, Jarrett wears the pants in this house, and Kesley drifts the fucking PLANET.
Also in this episode: The Laugh Phylactery, Love Dinosaurs, The Bee's Knees, and A LITERAL 15 MINUTE OUTRO THAT I PHYSICALLY COULD NOT CUT DOWN.
2020-10-221h 10WTBIWTBI Episode 64: Hot BloodedWelcome to this, is our most scatological episode yet! Which, uhhh, is saying something, I suppose.
ANYWAY...
In this episode: Mark makes an uncomfortable confession, Jarrett leaves his family stranded, John hides in the dairy fridge, and Kesley eats her friends.
Also in this episode: Dump Step, Void Seat, Shhhhhhhit, Silver Suppose, Bright Egg, and Brothers Control.
2020-09-301h 08WTBIWTBI Episode 63: The Bard's Nastiest WorkHey all!
Welcome to episode 63, where we've lost track of time and also our footing in the fabric of reality.
Enjoy!
In this episode: Mark creates a vegetable monstrosity, John fires one off, Kelsey moots herself, and Jarrett does some improv work.
Also in this episode: The Robert Pattinson Corner Hour, Hard Candy Pranks, Market Place, Smoke Look, and Potato Hole.
2020-09-171h 11WTBIWTBI Episode 62: The Cinnabon® Chicken Churro CatastropheHey, y'all! Come sidle up to the counter so we can serve you some hot, sweet, sticky podcast.
You'll love it!
(This episode is buck-wild)
In this episode: Mark invents the least appealing fruit snack, Jarrett creates a more quantifiable diaper situation, John fixes toxic masculinity, and Kelsey burns our shame.
Also in this episode: Object Permamints, Chin-Ups, Overflow Rake, Ocean Drawer, Fly By The Seat Of Your Pants, The Ides Of March, and Purple Patch
2020-09-021h 03WTBIWTBI Episode 61: Papa Goochi And His Child ArmyWelcome, listeners, to our second Guest Episode: we are joined this week by our longtime friend and listener, Risa, and we solve all her problems.
Well, kind of.
This episode is kind of like absentmindedly throwing a can of spray paint into a fire.
Shit. Pops. Off.
In this episode: Mark scares off some birds, Kelsey won't pay $30 to watch a movie, John finds his favorite corn variant,
Jarrett has a stamp plan, and Risa flips a table.
Also in this episode: Celebrity Whack-a-mole, Demonstrate Sort, and Hot'N'Wet Bike Cleaning Service....
2020-08-191h 12WTBIWTBI Episode 60: Mr. Wonka Needs To Make A Brood
Why hello, I didn't see you there.
Listen y'all: we got 2020'd. Hard. We'll get into it, but we're back and ready to bombard your ears with bad ideas and worse impressions.
Well, good impressions. But good impressions saying horrible, horrible things.
Sorry in advance!
In this week's episode: Mark gets beaten to death by Jim Henson, Jarrett slips into something more comfortable, Kelsey creates a generation of nuisance kid detectives, and John dreams up A Quaidet Place.
Also in this episode: Boxer Briefs, Best By, Endurable C...
2020-08-051h 12WTBIWTBI Episode 59: Back To The Hog - Six More Weeks Of FutureWell, listeners... it took 8 episodes, but quarantine has apparently reproduced the
crucible-like conditions of graduate school that formed this podcast so many years ago:
bottled creativity, anxiety, and a concerning amount of existential horror.
Woof.
In this episode: John bags a baby, Kelsey expands her
bubble, Mark takes the silver medal, and
Jarrett never gets off that bus.
Also in this episode: Comfort "Food", Fidgét Spinner, Mannequin Skywalker, America Has Talent,
Doctor In A Day, Time To Pay The Piper, Sponge Toad, Bear Smoke, Toe Partner, and J...
2020-07-081h 00WTBIWTBI Episode 58: Mark, You're Going To Have To Cut What I'm About To Say, But...Welcome dear listener, to Quarantine Episode #7, where we start to see marked deterioration of the hosts psyches.
Not sure what that could possibly entail, given the nature of this podcast? Listen and find out!
In this episode: Mark pitches some tents, Kelsey turns up the volume, Jarrett fries up some pancakes, and John does a 1080 into Heaven.
Also in this episode: Historic Arctic Blast, Zero Tolerance Highways, Whip Bait, Go Out On A Limb, and Using A Sledghammer To Crack A Nut.
2020-06-241h 02WTBIWTBI Episode 57: Milk PocketHello listeners!
Welcome to yet another episode from quarantine! We're slinging hot ideas around over here, so watch your hea- ooooooohhhhh no. That hurt. Ooh that hurt big time. The tip juuuuuuuuuuussssst got me Odell.
Oooooooooh my.
In this episode: Mark has a fundamental misunderstanding, Kelsey gets a point in the win column, Jarrett keeps having to make the hard choice, and John does some social engineering.
Also in this episode: Manbush, Hot Body Boxes, Sasqswatch, Rail Up, Cut To The Chase, Handbags at 10 Paces, Store Hook, and No, Duck!
2020-06-1056 minWTBIEpisode 56: Fine Words Butter No ParsnipsGreetings, listeners!
Our apologies for the delay on this episode: it needed a little more time in the oven.
One of us definitely didn't completely forget about it.
Nope.
Anyway: grab a seat and tune in to a *chef's kiss* classic WTBI episode,
with all the batshit-crazy ideas and sidesplitting goofs we could fit into an hour long podcast!
In this episode: Jarrett looks to the future, John receives some bad news, Mark wishes on a monkey's paw, and Kelsey gets called out.
Also in this episode: Night Kicks...
2020-05-291h 05WTBIWTBI Episode 55: The StrangerSometimes... sometimes recording these episodes is easy, and sometimes there's a lot of spinning wheels and wasted effort.
Let us know in the comments what category you think this episode falls in! Call To Action! Brand Engagement!
In this episode: Mark solves the oil shortage, but not global warming, Jarrett finds a way to satisfy his bread lust, John ruins his appetite for pizza, forever, and Kesley monopolizes fruit-based energy sources.
Also in this episode: Teeth Jail, Comb Orange, Speak Bit, and Laid in Lavender.
2020-05-131h 02WTBIWTBI Episode 54: A Garfield Shaped SecretWelp. We've lost it. Isolation has eroded our sanity, and this episode is our grim testament to its memory. Come, take a listen, and feel much more sane, by comparison!
In this episode, Mark brings online dating to the real world, Kelsey creates a ghoulish situational comedy, John suggests a bean-based cereal, and Jarrett lubes a cube.
Also in this episode: Space Thermostat (ft. Bixbo), Baby Shower Workshop, Zoom Bird, Thick Lids, Fence Kitten, and Pour Chicken.
2020-04-2956 minWTBIWTBI Episode 53: Chonk - The Absolute UnitThis weeks episode will be the most fun you've had since the first time you booted up your Nintendo Sega. John lets us know that its not too late to become an Adult Prodigy, Kelsey (who is very online) revolutionizes the demolition and entertainment industries, we reconsider the beautiful combination of sport and theater, and we talk antioxidants with Extra Large Breath.
Also featured: Air Gun Tag, Where There's Muck There's Brass, Easy Zoo, Dry Partner, Shame Map, Surprise Trousers, and Mighty Wilderness.
2020-04-151h 04WTBIWTBI Episode 52: Tense StreetHey, all you quarantined folks! Life got you down? Stressed
out about *motions vaguely* everything? US TOO. Come, sit
down, and have a laugh with us!
This week, Jarrett gets an idea alley-oop from his Dad, Mark
creates a surly hair golem, Kelsey creates a new drink that
may or may not be consumed by kids, and John goes full
nightmare by asking: what if man had whale teeth?
Yikes.
Also in this episode: Covid Corvids, Bread-Bag Tie
Methodologies, Eversled, Chop Pot, Volcano Cup, and Man
...
2020-04-021h 02WTBIWTBI Episode 51: DUCKS FLY TOGETHER!Welcome to the most inspirational kids sports movie of 2020. Just kidding! Absolutely do not let your children listen to this. Under any circumstances!
In this episode, Mark stops would-be pie thieves, Kelsey invents the cheapest/laziest method of moving your stuff, Jarrett creates the absolute WORST summer camp, and John changes the toilet-phone paradigm forever.
Also in this episode: Pork-cano, Married Show, Paint Jelly, Book Throat, Time Flies, and Lincoln Lock Lawyer - Lock Lawyer at Large.
2020-03-1859 minWTBIWTBI Episode 50: O! They Have Slain The Earl Of Moray! And Lady Mondegreen!Hey folks! Welcome to our 50th(!) episode!!!!
This one is an absolute delight, with all the fixin's: non-sequiturs, nigh completely inaccessible science talk, and an increasingly spicy Kelsey.
In this episode: Mark owns a boat, John is all mouth and no trousers, Kelsey imagines a forest theme park full of beefcakes, and Jarrett floats like a butterfly, and breaks like a Fabergé Egg.
Also in this episode: Glowball, Solar Pants, Spelling by Deduction, and Bath Sous Vide
2020-03-041h 07WTBIWTBI Episode 49: Guest Episode 1: Pint's Peak Ice CreamWelcome to a very special episode of WTBI: our first ever Guest Episode!!!
Come listen as the crew tries to help an actual listener, Caitlin, get Pint's Peak Ice Cream off the ground.
Spoiler Alert: the notion of cat-based dairy is brought up.
Sorry about that...
Also in this Episode: 'Bear Swim', 'Eat, Drink, and be Merry', and PokeBoats
2020-02-1957 minWTBIWTBI Episode 48: A Different Kettle of Fish"An instant classic"
"A triumphant return to form"
"Better than your average podcast. Like, a firm 7.5? Maybe an 8. (inaudible) Yea, I'd recommend it, I guess"
With made-up quotes like that, how could you not listen?
In this episode: Jarrett solves the obesity problem, Mark makes another upsetting robot, John creates a much needed new holiday, and Kelsey comes up with the most buck-wild piece of clothing.
Also in this episode: Taxanomicon, Bubble Shower, Connection Soda, and Eyes Vest.
2020-02-0556 minWTBIWTBI Episode 47: Boof Fabrimation®This episode was a weird one, y'all. Kind of a lot of ephemeral, existential dread, but it turned out fine.
Mostly.
Kelsey dreams up a familiar yet LEGALLY DISTINCT animation company, John invents a horrifyingly convenient household appliance, Jarrett creates a discount airline that pretty much markets itself, and Mark finds out that he's one kid handshake away from certain death.
Also in this Episode: Joyce Broadcast Realizations, Jail Wing, Effect Slip, March Sadness, and Corts, by Thonk.
2020-01-231h 00WTBIWTBI Episode 46: Crimping the TurntHello again!
This episode is late because, hoo boy, was it a doozy. This week: Kelsey concocts the perfect spy, Jarrett goes on an dating app frenzy, John creates the next great Olympic sport, and Mark calls out a multinational telecommunications company.
Doozy.
Also in this episode: Groundhogging, New slang, Dangerous as a Doorknob, Merry Making Pan, Bright Midnight, and our New Year's Podcast Resolutions.
2020-01-091h 04WTBIWTBI Episode 45: A "Very Special" ChristmasHo Ho Ho! Happy Holidays, dear Listeners!
This is your terrible gift. We hope you like it! Jarrett invents a new style of protective headwear, Mark invents a contagious form of holiday cheer, Kelsey revolutionizes gravy boats, and John workshops the next hippopotamus-themed holiday film. Also in this episode: Grandfather Dolls, Sleepy Bucket Plum Pudding, and Cognac the perpetually drunk Barbarian.
Also: John and Kelsey were being slowly surrounded by leaf blowers during the recording of this episode, so our apologies if the audio seems a little... well. You'll see.
See you in 2020...
2019-12-271h 03WTBIEpisode 43: the Special Season Finale of WTBIEpisode 43: the Special Season Finale of WTBI
In a very special episode of WTBI, John, Kelsey, and Mark mourn the loss of their fallen friend, Jarrett. What happened? Where will our intrepid heroes go from here? Find out in the season finale of WTBI, this Friday at 5pm.
JK! We are Jarrett-less but he is not dead. And this is not the season finale. UNLESS! No. It’s not.
In this episode, John makes a delicious spin on marshmallows, Kelsey utilizes valuable z-direction space, and Mark invents an umami-ly amazing new sport. Also in...
2019-11-2858 minWTBIEpisode 42: If the Lord Wills it, the Thames Will Stay as it is!You know, that classic British saying. We channel some… let’s call it avant garde energy in this episode where John invents a soap that will tell you your personality, Mark invents a way to prevent that gross wet shower curtain feel, and Jarrett and Kelsey tag-team a magical story-telling bubble wand.
Also in this episode: zipper crowd, extend lace, a nonstick pan with peel-able layers, gum-baid, Mark’s pet dog, Severus the big red, 3-headed dog, and a service that will send you snakes if you aren’t grateful enough to your parents.
2019-11-1453 minWTBIEpisode 41: A Million Spiders Together Voltron-Style ... with Knives for HandsIs this episode late? Yes. But listen, it’s not my fault, I had a bit of a boy in the walls situation. A very strange haunting, with lots of Cheeto dust and Mountain Dew.
ANYWAYS in this episode, John invents a new Hot Pocket, Jarrett figures out where his friends are, Kelsey posits mooning as the newest form of expression, and Mark solves a common city problem in the most terrifying way.
Also in this episode: 3D Etch-a-Sketch, a ~spoopy~ ghost problem, a translator to understand THE YOUTHS, a convenient way to tell Brenda yo...
2019-10-281h 11WTBIMagic Mike 3: Because of All the Hot DudesThis episode is whalesome, heartworming fun for the whole family! Was that a typo? Probably! C’mon in, it’s nice and cozy in this all boyz episode. Mark makes the best room darkening anti-nightlight, Jarrett creates moving tattoos that are totally safe on airplanes, and John considers how the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are doing as middle-aged turtles (they’re not #thriving).
Also in this episode: Support Rabbits, Battle Kiss, Oatmeal School, and Jarrett re-reads old taglines.
2019-10-0250 minWTBIWTBI 39: We Got That Good Horn Energy, My Dude🎶 guess who's back 🎶 back again 🎶 WTBI is back 🎶 tell your friends
So we took a bit of break, okay, Comrade Question? Geez. Lay off us. But also listen to the episode. Why? Because: Kelsey creates a monstrous sidewalk, Mark solves your avocado problem, John makes you smell 'RUL nice, and Jarrett creates the SYNCHRONICITY to sync all your streaming services.
Also in this episode: real life Katamari Damacy, cars for Uber, cast poison, and a heist planning group activity.
2019-09-191h 04WTBIWTBI 38: Just Keep Your Bottom Dollar Clean...if you're confused by what that means, that makes two of us! Join us in this episode, where Jarrett finds himself in a gold rush town, Mark creates a pan whose handle never gets hot (and solves global warming in the process), John discovers Michael Phelp's secret identity, and Kelsey sticks an afternoon bear on Jarrett.
2019-08-0754 minWTBIWTBI 37: Ride A Cock-Horse to Banbury CrossHello, dear listeners! I know that we don't usually do 'themed' episodes, but this one sort of turned out to center around the destruction of childhood. Enjoy!
In this episode, Jarrett breaks Guinness's monopoly on world records, Kelsey invents a sensory time machine, Mark ruins Pinocchio forever (sorry!), and John has the singular, most compelling idea Google never had; and they're coming for it.
Also in this episode: Sponge Muscle, Jar Calendar, Brothers' Throne, and Smash Snakes
2019-07-2456 minWTBIWTBI 36: Stand In Defiance Of God And Fire Your Gun Into The HeavensWelp, with a title like that, there's really not much else to say. Join us as Kelsey ponders whether that was fireworks, thunder, or a gun, Jarrett needs to return a few things, Mark gets creeped out by a beloved politician, and John laughs all the way to the bank.
Also in this episode: Multidimensional Roomba, Lunch Oven, and Windows XP to the Soul.
2019-07-1047 minWTBIWTBI 35: Dad BoundaryHey everybody! Sorry this episode is late: Mark is in New Mexico and, frankly, needs to get his shit together.
In this episode: Mark progresses corn biology, John introduces a new superhero to the WTBICU, Jarrett schemes for everyone to get fancy, and Kelsey takes our latest swing at solving the transportation problem.
Also in this episode: Hot Swap Buns, Heavy Toilet, Everyone Eats a Different Part of the Pig, First Come: Soft Serve
2019-06-2659 minWTBIWTBI 34: Miquid MumberThis one, I just... It's a lot. Prepare yourselves. And for the love of God, do not touch the Miquid Mumber.
This time around: Mark experiences some delicious body horror, Kelsey creates some ABBA-solutely quality educational musical content, John asks, "What would YOU do for a Klondyke bar?", and Jarrett probably should have called in sick.
Also in this episode: Goats from the Sheep, Pathetic Fifth, Skip Doll
2019-06-1256 minWTBIWTBI 33: Viscous FlightHello intrepid podcast explorers! Have a seat, and don't mind the non-Newtonian fluid that surrounds you: the flash freezing process will take but a moment. In this week's episode, the crew has a... umm... return to form, so to speak. Mark brings back 00's fashion, Jarrett has an a-maze-ing re-branding campaign for queues, John introduces a business that looks familiar, somehow, and Kelsey pulls the rating of this podcast back down to PG-13 with a single suffix.
Also in this episode: Cubik's Rube, PoundFoolish, Vertical Park, and LuftWagen.
2019-05-2948 minWTBIBest Of WTBI - Vol. 1Howdy Folks! Welcome to our first ever 'Best Of' episode. Come time travel with us into our deep, dark, podcasting past, where we didn't know how to properly set up a microphone. Sorry about that.
In this episode: Kelsey cuts everyone up, John gets possessed, Jarrett brings us into the future and Mark saves/ruins the podcast.
All bits taken from episodes 1-5.
2019-05-1553 minWTBIWTBI 32: Bird SquirterJarrett is gone this week due to [REDACTED], but we somehow managed to record what is, simultaneously, the most and least wholesome episode we've ever done. So strap into the Science Rainbow Train and listen as Mark jettisons inconsiderate tenants, John invents the most ominous Olympics, and Kelsey revolutionizes dance clubs. Suck it Jarrett!
Also: Dinosaur Dungarees, "The" Snäke, and Opus Apple
2019-05-0155 minWTBIWTBI 31: Blood BallHowdy! Welcome back to what was definitely the next, chronologically recorded session from the kind folks at WTBI. Definitely no episodes were lost or otherwise thrown away or are in some kind of Man in the Iron Mask - type situation.
ANYWAY Kelsey is back, complete with her PhD and she absolutely blows the lid off of home design handwear, John remasters a Nintendo classic, Jarrett invents the only exercise product that has ever sounded appealing, and Mark creates *yet another* product that will never, ever pass safety testing.
Also in this episode: E.A. (Poe) Sp...
2019-04-1756 minWTBIWTBI 30: The Great British Puddin'The Boyz are back! Join us as Kelsey finalizes her doctor-dom for a very special episode of WTBI. Jarrett does his best Paul Hollywood impression, Mark ponders the Silence of the Frogs, and John takes Virtual Reality to the next level: Actual Reality.
Also in this episode: roundhouse school, moon hooch, cannon toothbrush, FigMints of imagination, and a SELF SAUCIN' PUDD, 'INNIT.
Also: wampawampawampawampa
2019-04-0357 minWTBIWTBI 29: Paper BrotherIn this episode of WTBI: Jarrett learns about birds, John talks about horses, Mark makes a Gettysburg Address pun, and Kelsey demonstrates the correct way to drink a Capri Sun.
Also in this episode: Bird physiology, Key improvements, Dunions, The Worst Mirror, and Retro Phones
2019-03-201h 01WTBIWTBI 28: The Lost BitsWell it finally happened everyone. The WTBI servers have crashed. Initial reports tell us that the servers were "overloaded with comedy" and just couldn't handle it. As our technicians work diligently to fix them, we bring you this weeks episode - a compilation of bits edited out of previous episodes. Reasons include 1) too raunchy, 2) too sexy, and 3) too sticky. We assure you that we will have our servers back up and running in time for the next episode.
In the meantime, enjoy.
Included in this episode: The Big Situation, Hiccup Gum, Cardi B Menopause, Linked...
2019-03-0643 minWTBIWTBI 27: The Big ButterLordy Lordy. Warning: Today's episode is filled with what many writers of this description would call "An overwhelming amount of science." There is talk of tastants and receptors, of binding kinetics and phenol. This episode has it all.
Also, John tells us about his growing business Dice Dungeons and Mark tells us about his business - Cyrano. We figure out what G.R.A.M Crackers are and decide to test our bonds of friendship by discussing more grammatical issues. Jarrett proposes a way to prevent brain freeze and Mark gives the blueprints for a device to...
2019-02-201h 06WTBIWTBI 26: Our Horrible Dream EatersPrepare yourself for the least accessible intro you've ever heard. On today's episode, WTBI provides what seems to be a tenuous understanding of colloidal suspensions and makes plans to build the world's greatest jello wall. John solves all of your smelly trashcan problems with Trashdog the living trashcan and Jarrett pitches The Spaghetti and Meet Ball - the messiest way to give back to your community. Finally, the gang brainstorms on our first ever return-listener submitted idea from The Carbonator (first appearance: WTBI Episode 7). Spoiler Alert. We Nail It.
Also featured in this episode: Rub Hub, Hot...
2019-02-0659 minWTBIWTBI 25: Go Park YourselfWhy hello there! Come on over here and sit a spell, why don't you? Have you ever heard the tale of Johnny Flaxseed?
Well get fucking ready.
Also in this episode: Steak-cation, The Nice Holiday and the sex number, Alumiyum, Basically just Sham-wow, Gnome Defense Force - There's Safety in Numbers, The World Fair, Kiss Clock.
2019-01-2357 minWTBIWTBI 24: SlinkumsHey out here to all you cool WTBI cats. This week, we’ve got some sweet new ideas rolling in over the radio waves. We discuss Live Meming, a kitchen pan thermometer to revolutionize your candy making process, A handy dandy attachment for your Alexa, and round it all out with a good old fashion discussion of What Matters. Oh and dont forget TrukeyBall!(tm)
Also discussed in this episode: Buscloni, Just My Luck, Step into the Lime Light, Fabulous Scan, and Grown Wrench.
2019-01-0959 min2018-12-2533 minWTBIWTBI 23: A Very Merry WTBI ChristmasDuring the time of holiday cheer, the WTBI family would like to extend a warm season’s greetings to you and yours. We have prepared many surprises for you in this - our first christmastime episode. Enjoy our performance of Mark’s reading of The Night Before Podcast and our sweet-ass cover of your favorite Christmas tunes.
If you’re still trying to decide what to gift your loved ones, first of all, you really did wait until the last minute didnt you? Maybe you’ll learn your lesson for next year. No judgement. We just dont think you care...
2018-12-2542 minWTBIWTBI 22: Two SatellitesThis week on WTBI, join our esteemed host Mike, Sean, Kelly, and Jorbin for a fun filled adventure through a world of fanciful ideas. Kelly proposes Blade Gluggins - the smelly bad light. Tired black and white clips of you overreacting and making a mess in your kitchen by measuring into different cups and bowls? try The PourRing - new from WTBI! And stick around as Sean pitches the greatest scifi thriller since Interstellar - starring Justin Long and Nicholas Cage: Justin the Nick of Time. Finally we wrap it up with WonderSpecs - for the kid in your heart...
2018-12-121h 21WTBIWTBI 21: All Hail The Turkey King!This is an Official Notice from WTBI headquarters that WTBI would like to wish you a Happy but non legally binding Thanksgiving.
This week WTBI has prepared for you: The Thanksgiving Slime - the new solution to post meal cleanup and The Turkey Club - the hottest new dance scene for Thanksgiving Eve ragers - also a sandwich. Jarrett proposes the Hot Rod (TM) to perfectly cook your turkey. John pitches Dough Pro - a satisfying office breakfast alternative. We workshop The Nutshell: In a Nutshell: Save your nuts, and finally, we discuss the very sad official...
2018-11-281h 16WTBIWTBI 20: Potato GlorpDo you believe in magic? Join us this week at WTBI headquarters where we initiate our plan to make magic real. We create Psych Up, the solution to your pre-date jitters. We defend your right to have Hot Knives. We design a new retail system where you can play it safe or let it ride. And who can forget about Gustar!
Also mentioned in this episode: Umbrella Drones, new and improved fingernails clippers, Dry Language, Snore Pen, and Party Plow.
PS: Kelsey is the true genius.
2018-11-141h 16WTBIWTBI 19: The Vocal Fold's Halloween Spooktacular*Ghost Voice* - Prepare for a scare in today's Spooktacular episode. Mark has prepared a new haunting intro for you all. John has prepared a terrifying new take on the murder mystery dinner party in the form of Stake Dinner (TM). Jarrett proposes a spookalicious syrup to negate the effects of asparagus on your pee. And Kelsey pitches WTBI's newest hair-raising hit television series - Teeth. And perhaps scariest of all, we discover that two members of the podcast pronounce the word "Buffet" like craAaAAaaAzy people.
Also featured in this episode: The rules of improv, The Always...
2018-10-311h 11WTBIWTBI 18: Slam Mist!This week our intrepid explorers (Mark, Jarrett, John, and Kelsey) discover Skin Budz (TM) - the most effective and disturbing solution to in-meeting boredom, Cutie-cle (TM) - the most effective and distrubing solution to cleaning delicate cookwear, and Singular.com (TM) - the one of a kind online store for one of a kind online products. Jarrett also pitches an idea for quieter snacks and Mark takes us on some kind of weird LSD driven trip down to the molecular level of the potato chip. John goes 100% Corpo and Kelsey proposes Trelace (TM) - a great way to get t...
2018-10-1759 minWTBIWTBI 17: haxxJohn couldn't make it to this recording. But don't worry. He's definitely for sure alive. Also, Mark, Kelsey, and Jarrett have got you covered. This week we bring Boulder Shoulders - the intimidating suit implants designed to solve problems of being rudely interuptted when speaking. We also discuss food halls, a new brand of pet doors called Scooch, Rub Flavor - the customizable rub enhancing system, and we do our best to get Scott off. For free!
2018-10-031h 08WTBIWTBI 16: Bl.orgToday's episode is brought to you by Long Distance Boomerangs, Lyzurp, and Adultables. Hosts Mark, Jarrett, John, and Kelsey explore the vast chasms of their collective creativity and discover Jigdala - the last jigsaw puzzle you'll ever need, Train Linens - the last sheets you'll ever want, and the Uppity Squirrel Trap - the last trap that boujee-ass squirrel will step into.
Enjoy!
2018-09-201h 13WTBIWTBI 15: Two Dusters"This tunnel is just so dark! I wish there were some way to see better."
"I'm so tired of the boring, normal, horizontal clouds. There isn't even any gold in them."
"This duster is too damn dusty!"
"Oh god. There's been a real toilet disaster here. What do I do?!"
You'll find the solutions to all of these troublesome situations and more on this week's episode of WTBI!
Also featured: Mark's new laugh, eShorts (kind of?), Britches Get Stictches, and the Sounds of Music (Feat. the ICP).
W...
2018-09-051h 04WTBIWTBI 14: Food ShadowWell we've come full circle. This week's episode of WTBI starts opff with another in depth conversation about the Doug theme song. The crew has an in-depth conversation on magnets and their many uses and follow it with some new hot zesty products and services: the Uh-Oh Truck, Egg Nog Kite, Dad Seashore, and Spark Yak. Then Mark closes it all out with some a...challenging...outro song.
BEHOLD. We Are WTBI.
2018-08-2257 minWTBIWTBI 13: GeoCashIt's about to get real Tomb Raider/Uncharted up in this piece. This week on WTBI the gang electrifies all of our jellies by coming up with a hot new app to find lost items and redesigns marraige anniversaries. We also solve the leather shortage as well as the police problem, the obesity epidemic, and the problem where people have too much dead skin and need a suit that will eat all the dead skin but definitely for sure wont eat any of the live skin.
Are you ready?
2018-08-081h 09WTBIWTBI 12: Emphasis on the "D"Unfortunately Kelsey couldn't come to the phone for this episode. She was busy "developing her career". But that doesn't mean that WTBI can't still bring you quality products and services. This week WTBI introduces the Cambridge Stroke, Dance Partner, Crow Cop, Battle Fly, and the new awful and disturbng character Pilshish into the WTBI canon. Enjoy.
2018-07-251h 15WTBIWTBI 11: Every Expression of Happiness is a Simulacrum that is Transient in NatureWith a title like this, what more is there to say? In this week's cheerful episode, the gang discusses cellphone airbags, a device to help you stay awake in meetings, Anti Jesus, and the WTBI teaching philosophy. Also Mark edges John with his Butter Hole (TM). You've been warned.
2018-07-121h 13WTBIWTBI 10: Gus's Gusty ChickenWe've done it. We made it to episode 10. And you've been with us every step of the way, listener! As a reward we've filled this episode with tales of John's mysterious past at the Waldorf school, revisited Proxima B, re-invented psychological thrillers, and introduced the greatest fast food restaurant ever conceived.
2018-06-271h 06WTBIWTBI 9: Not Tonight JosephineThis week's epsiode of WTBI gets off to a weird start and just keeps getting better.Join us on the Struggle Bus as as we explore BetFlix, Flavor Blasterz, Swex (For Teens), a new segment idea, and more! You're bound to be full to the gunwales? with excitement for these hot fresh ideas!
2018-06-131h 03WTBIWTBI 8: Neighborly JuiceLooking for an airline where you can get wet and wild without having to worry about impressionable children? WTBI's got you. In this episode, John introduces the kid free airline, Mark creates the greatest and likely most prohibitively expensive music festival off this planet, Jarrett pitches the next big thing in emergency communication, and Kelsey provides some wholesome, family friendly content.
Also in this episode: STD and Me, 45 in 1 Hygene solution, Perrick, Beans and Bubos, Perrick, Chick-fil-B, and Nimble Cord!
2018-05-301h 15WTBIWTBI 7: Ubiquitous FingerFollow us on this weeks journey as we solve your hoarding problems with Nope That's Trash, travel to Proxima B, control the weather with Tornado Tops, provide you with new innovative cork solutions, and figure out how to create a superior syran wrap. Here's a hint: It requires a bunch of caterpillars, a lot of spiders, and a disturbing amount of bees.
2018-05-161h 09WTBIWTBI 6: Mr. Freeze SituationIn this epsiode of WTBI, we learn not to record late on friday nights at the end of very busy work weeks! But we all throttle our yolks, pull up, and flip this bird just for you.
This week WTBI Inc. brings you the sequel to Milk (TM), Bass Jump (TM), Sanity Snap (TM), Crunk Point (TM), Club Faraday (TM), John and Kelsey are weirdly conditioned by Mark's dog, and we all quit to start our new podcast - Explain Cars.
2018-05-021h 132018-04-181h 16WTBIWTBI 4: Placebo (Placebo)Hey Everybody! Just a totally nermal episode with completely nermal ideas. Nothing weird or disruptive here. Join WTBI this week for a wholesome discussion about a fun cruise line for the whole family, good old fashion fishing, and a foreshadowing of the downfall of WTBI set in a near-future dystopia.
I've said too much.
2018-04-0445 minWTBIWTBI 3: Slip SnailsHave you ever thought, "I love ham, but it's so boring! I need something new!"
Have you ever been lying sick in bed just wishing a stranger would break into your house to take care of you?
Are you tired of the same old retail store experience day after day?
If you've answered yes to one or more of these questions then this is the episode for you. Join us as we workshop our ideas and unfairly gang up on Mark as he presents his completely reasonable plans to fix America.
2018-03-2140 minWTBIWTBI 2: Play. Pause. Skip.Join us as we welcome a new year with an awkward countdown and what are sure to be some of our most profitable ideas yet. We create the greatest social app, revolutionize scuba diving, and pitch a new blockbuster.
2018-03-081h 18WTBIWTBI 1: Goof ProofOn today's episode of WTBI, we bring on consultant and friend Kelsey Bettridge to help us cut out the nonsense - mostly by cutting down Mark. Thanks to Kelsey, tomfoolery is down by 80 percent and profits are up by 600.
Also John is possessed by the spirit of a man from the 1920s.
2018-03-081h 11WTBIWTBI Pilot II : Panther AmbulanceIt's Episode two. And you know what that means. Twice the podcast, twice the innovation, and twice the royalties. This week, WTBI introduces the Random Idea Generator to tests the bounds of our imagination and business acumen. And we think you'll like the results.
Acumen. That's a funny word.
2018-03-081h 18WTBIWTBI Pilot I : Savage Man Randy JohnsonWe are finally here. What's The Big Idea is here to create and workshop ideas for the next big thing - products, companies, apps, and services. We are here to provide you with home run swings in the dark. Listening is free and all we ask is for a small cut of the profits if you make it big with any of our ideas. We feel that 60% is more than fair. The are our terms. You have 10 seconds. You've been warned.
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