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WillhouzMarch 2024 EpisodeMarch brought about Red Robin madness. We look for answers.2024-03-271h 17WillhouzWillHouz - January 2024 EpisodeWelcome to the new WillHouz episode format. This is a monthly best of, featuring our best bits over the last few weeks. For WEEKLY episodes, you need to log on to www.willhouz.com and subscribe.This sample includes Paul and Will discussing gaslighting Santa, St. John McClane (Patron Saint of Christmas Violence) and how problematic Akeem The African Dream was.2024-01-311h 37WillhouzEpisode 176 - Fucklounge Energy (ft. Reina, Paul's Better Half)Your last weekly taste of The Houz! Want a weekly version instead of a monthly version? Well... hit our site at www.willhouz.vip. But we're going out with a bang.2023-12-271h 15WillhouzEpisode 173 - The LIVE ShowIt's been a while. But we HAVE to give you the live show! Truth be told... Spreaker doesn't pay out much on revenue. That being said, if you want weekly episodes, you can subscribe to our Patreon at www.willhouz.vip. Otherwise, this will turn into a monthly recap of our episodes starting January 1st.2023-11-221h 10WillhouzEpisode 165 - Max Willhouz and Tugboat Ricky Walk Into a Bar2023-09-201h 12WillhouzEpisode 164 - The First Houz in Paul's New HouzNo description provided.2023-09-201h 18WillhouzEpisode 163 - The Last Houz in Paul's Bachelor HouzNo description provided2023-09-201h 18WillhouzEpisode 162 - Paul and Will VS The WorldNo description provided.2023-09-201h 13WillhouzEpisode 158 - Future's Made Of Virtual Insanity PornAnother day, another messy ass Reddit story. We should really know less about you wanting to bang your sister-in-law in virtual reality settings.2023-07-261h 08WillhouzEpisode 157 - The Most Fcked Hall PassWould you let your wife sleep with another man? No, this isn't about Adam22.2023-07-191h 19WillhouzEpisode 156 - I'm On A Chinese ComputerWe were having so much fun, we forgot Paul's reddit story of the week. Just gives you another chance to listen to us again next week.2023-07-121h 12WillhouzEpisode 155 - The State Of The HouzHow do we expand the podcast, so that it has a future and proves people wrong? Well... let's tackle that. Plus, we assess the drama in Hollywood agency.2023-07-051h 30WillhouzEpisode 154 - Walken, After MidnightWhen the Walken impersonation starts, he can't shut it off.2023-06-281h 34WillhouzEpisode 152 - Don't Go Jason Waterfalls. Never Go Full Jason WaterfallsMisheard lyrics and the David guy from Real World New Orleans? Yeah. It's off the rails.2023-06-141h 41WillhouzEpisode 150 - No Sleep In BrooklynThis week, Paul recounts his trip to New York - along with the fact that mentioning someone on this podcast... might kill them?2023-05-311h 20WillhouzEpisode 149 - Meta MatlockYou guys could have rebooted Matlock without the on the nose joke about there being a show. Lame. Will not watch. Also, some guy thought he could come at GenX on TikTok. Watch what happens.2023-05-241h 12WillhouzEpisode 148 - Spock JenkinsWhy was this episode titled the way it was? We don't even know. We on the Patreon.2023-05-221h 28WillhouzEpisode 145 - Scorpio Friends, Ovary People (ft. Jami)We're back!2023-04-271h 23WillhouzEpisode 141 - Monica's Game of Gin Rummy (ft. Paul's grandmother)This week on the show, Will gets out of a funk after pretending to be Monica, the Grammy award singer. Plus, Paul has a meeting with kismet.2023-03-231h 31WillhouzEpisode 140 - Koreans Can Say The N Word? (ft. Megan)This week, the fellas learn that Koreans can say "you" and "I" and it sounds like something completely different!2023-03-151h 14WillhouzEpisode 139 - Susanna Hoffs is GoatedWell... the title says it all. Paul has a sexual reawakening from his childhood and when he mentions her side-eye, Purvis knows exactly what he's talking about.2023-03-081h 26WillhouzEpisode 138 - Paul Can Buy Himself FlowersThis week, Wunder drinks are back in fashion, along with Alex Wright. Remember, if you reading this, you're getting this podcast a week late. To get it fresh, head over to www.willhouz.vip.2023-03-011h 12WillhouzEpisode 137 - Doing A Podcast Is Tight!This is what was on our minds last week. To hear what's on our minds FRESH and UP TO DATE, head over to www.willhouz.vip. For as low as $3 a month, you get AD FREE WillHouz and you don't have to wait for the recent episodes. Having the latest episode of WillHouz is TIGHT!2023-02-221h 16WillhouzEpisode 136 - And We're BACKAfter Paul's computer issues, we are finally back. Well... we were back a week ago. As a new measure to drive traffic to our Patreon, the feed here will be delayed a week. If you want this podcast FRESH, head over to www.willhouz.vip to subscribe for as low as $3 a month.2023-02-161h 25WillhouzEpisode 134 - Falcor is a GOATThe never ending poooooodcaaaaast... even though it has no future.2023-01-181h 25WillhouzEpisode 133 - Eight Inches of NothingUnavailable.2023-01-181h 07WillhouzEpisode 132 - RainsA boring episode.If ever there was an advertisement for the premium Houz, this is it.2023-01-041h 06WillhouzEpisode 104 - Two Year AnniversaryRemember when a hater said this podcast had no chance? Ha! Two years later, we're still here. We ain't going anywhere, we right here. This week, for the special occasion, Will Purvis joins Paul in his studio! This week, Paul calls his local congressional representative, Mike Garcia, to get some answers. And the Supreme Court sucks.2022-06-291h 12WillhouzEpisode 97 - The North Star (ft. Morgan)2022-05-111h 18WillhouzEpisode 80 - This Was Supposed to be a Best Of (ft. Joey Pantoliano)I don't know how this went this direction, but Paul went solo. We hope you enjoy the change of pace.2022-01-121h 12WillhouzEpisode 61 - Best Of WillHouz Dos (ft. Montell Jordan)We are still on hiatus! For now, enjoy a second "Best of" episode, featuring Montell Jordan!2021-08-041h 04WillhouzEpisode 60 - Best Of WillHouz Uno (ft. Big Ed from 90 Day Fiancee)We are on hiatus for the time being. Enjoy our first "Best Of" episode. We will be back when we can.2021-07-281h 11WillhouzEpisode 52 - It's Our Birthiversary (ft. Barry Horowitz and Anthony Scarmucci)We launched WillHouz a YEAR AGO this week... so we wanted to celebrate. Enjoy catching up with your boys, along with some special shout outs from Barry Horowitz and Anthony Scarmucci!2021-06-161h 36WillhouzEpisode 48 - Slicing Up Eyeballs (Ft. Ed from Microsoft)It's our second episode, in which we advocate for YOU! The little person! Because everyone shouldn't be subjected to the "Reply All." We also update you on the latest with Paul and his brand new family™.2021-05-191h 32WillhouzEpisode 47 - Once Upon a Time in Tucson...You might need a little time to digest what we discuss. Because Paul has had to digest what we discuss for the last two and a half weeks. The episode you're about to hear is extremely personal for Paul, but as usual, our coping mechanisms kick the fuck in. Doesn't make it any less serious. It's absolutely jaw dropping.2021-05-121h 23WillhouzEpisode 35 - We Can Always Be On Time Tomorrow, But You'll Be Stupid Forever (Ft. Joey Pantoliano)So it now appears it IS a competition to see who has the longest podcast between us and the Markcast. Which means more work for Paul. This week, from The Sopranos... the Matrix... and a bunch of other stuff, Joey Pantoliano joins us.2021-02-171h 33WillhouzEpisode 34 - Achievement Unlocked: Fake Woke Activism (ft. Frank, Paul's College Roommate)This week on the show, we wonder how Apple became SO WOKE to give us a "Unity Achievement" for working out during Black History Month. Yikes. Also, Frank, another best friend and the former college roommate of Paul drops in to give us some celestial level news.2021-02-101h 16WillhouzEpisode 32 - We WILL Fix It All In POST (ft. Sheila from Digiornio Customer Service)We get the train back on the tracks, with one of our best episodes to date. Will discovers a way to find serial killers and more people crying about January 20th.2021-01-271h 22WillhouzA WillHouz New Year!For maximum results, please start listening to this podcast at 10:45pm on December 31st, after 26 seconds pass by, in your respective time zone.2021-01-011h 18WillhouzEpisode 28 - The Year End Best Of WillHouz!Paul wanted to take a week off to recharge, so we're throwing you a best of show this week. This episode features some of our favorite bits and our favorite guests. Enjoy!2020-12-302h 34WillhouzA WillHouz Christmas2020-12-2557 minWillhouzEpisode 21 - My Car? See... What Had Happened Was... (ft. Andy King, Fyre Festival's Ultimate Team Player)This week on the show, a bunch of savages in this town stole Paul's bumper off his car. Now it's totaled. Also, you know him as the guy who almost blew someone for the water on Fyre Fest's island. We know him as Andy King. He's one of your favorite memes.2020-11-111h 29WillhouzEpisode 20 - 2.6 Percent of Will is Mad They Took Columbus Day Away from Him (ft. Chris Vitali)This week on WillHouz, Paul breaks down how tone deaf it is to brag about your island getaway when 225K people have died due to a pandemic in the US alone. Also, Ballnine.com's Chris Vitali hops in to joke about baseball and opinions. It's great. It's WillHouz. You should try it with a little lemon twist.2020-11-041h 06WillhouzEpisode 19 - The Hoodie Episode (ft. Jo Jorgensen)Will and Paul interview an actual candidate for President of the United States that YOU can vote for in any of the 50 states you reside? Wow, bro. Also, Will tests the censor button and gay penguins are thieves.2020-10-281h 09WillhouzEpisode 17 - You Are The Fucking Fun Police (ft. Erik Stolhanske)This was downloaded on your player. You're looking at the TRT. You're wondering why it's so long. Well, you'll see. Also, Erik Stolhanske from Broken Lizard joins us to discuss coming up in the comedy game.2020-10-142h 19WillhouzEpisode 16 - Crashing a Movie Set with Someone who was in The Dark Knight (ft. Eric Roberts)This week, we finish processing the news about the pandemic hitting Trump... but then we take a break to crash a movie set with Eric Roberts.2020-10-071h 11WillhouzEpisode 11 - Please Disney Don't Sue Em (ft. Mick Foley)This week, the crew attempts to avoid a lawsuit from Disney. Yeah... good luck with that. WWE Hall of Famer and hardcore legend Mick Foley joins the fellas.2020-09-021h 15WillhouzEpisode 10 - The Handsome Black Irishman Pays Us A Visit (ft. Gary O'Neal)Comedian Gary O'Neal drops in to talk about how he stays fresh and sharp during this long ass quarantine. Also, Audi commercials and racial profiling... When will this stuff ever end?2020-08-261h 01WillhouzEpisode 9 - An Edible 25 Crashes The Houz (Ft. Tara George)Paul's dear friend, actress and singer Tara George crashes the Houz and Will dotes over her. Also, you "fluid" people can't be "age fluid." That's disgusting.2020-08-1954 minWillhouzEpisode 8 - The One When Montell Jordan Sings To Will (Ft. Montell Jordan, obviously)This week, the boys finish their talk with Montell Jordan. Also, Jasmine gets a new nickname and Paul used to date a nudist.2020-08-121h 03WillhouzEpisode 7 - This Is How V Do It (Ft. Montell Jordan)Episode 7 brings a new guest into the Willhouz... Hey, kids! It's R&B Legend Montell Jordan. Also... we can't apparently seem to get rid of the lizard people.2020-08-0549 minWillhouzEpisode 6 - The Hate Keeps Someone Warm At Night (Ft. Bronson Pinchot)This week on the number one hated podcast on iHeartRadio, Will and Paul finish up their conversation with Bronson Pinchot about his time on Beverly Hills Cop. Nick Cannon is cancelled and Paul has a few words for a hater.2020-07-2952 minWillhouzEpisode 5 - You Won't Find Balki In A Wayfair Catalog (Ft. Bronson Pinchot)Episode 5 of Willhouz! We're talking the Wayfair catalog and... Bronson Pinchot, aka Balki from "Perfect Strangers" joins us for part one of his conversation!2020-07-231h 02WillhouzEpisode 4 - Q(Anon)-T Pie... you're the reason why (Ft. Big Ed from 90 Day Fiancee)Episode four of "WillHouz" concludes our chat with Big Ed... and why Paul's dating life is a complete sh** show. After you listen to this, please delete, so the lizard people don't get that @$$!2020-07-151h 02WillhouzEpisode 3 - Confederate Bullshit (Ft. Big Ed from 90 Day Fiancee)Episode THREE of Willhouz, where Paul and Will discuss tearing down confederate symbols... and how a mutual friend pressured Paul into a "very uncomfortable position." Big Ed from 90 Day Fiance also joins us to talk about his life before and after the show!2020-07-1349 min
Homemade with Kirk HawkinsYawar Charlie, Real Estate AgentCNBC's "Listing Impossible" star Yawar Charlie chats with Kirk about fasting evolving market conditions during the global pandemic.2020-05-0127 minHomemade with Kirk HawkinsDavid Rae, Financial PlannerFinancial planner and investment fiduciary David Rae stops by to talk about managing your finances in the quarantine from COVID-19 and how to save up for a down payment on a house, when business gets back to normal.2020-05-0122 minHomemade with Kirk HawkinsRichard Green, ProfessorUSC Professor Richard Green chats with Kirk about the long term economic effects of the coronavirus, including credit scores and liquid asset concerns people might be encountering.2020-05-0119 minHomemade with Kirk HawkinsMeridith Baer, Home Staging ExpertIn 1998, Meridith Baer needed somewhere to store her furniture and potted plants after the home she was renting in West Los Angeles was sold out from under her. Across town, her friend’s home had been sitting empty and on the market for more than a year. So the actress, model and writer decorated it with her things, showing buyers exactly how they could live in the space. Days later, the house sold for $500,000 over the asking price! Word got out and real estate agents began asking Meridith to stage their properties. Soon, she needed a van, a crew to he...2020-04-1638 minHomemade with Kirk HawkinsOrlando Soria, TV Host and Interior DesignerOrlando Soria is an interior designer, writer and visual artist who lives in Los Angeles. A graduate of Cornell University, Orlando has been a staple of the design industry for years. As part of Orlando's new HGTV series, Unspouse My House, the self-proclaimed "breakup artist" works with newly single clients to completely overhaul their homes and heal their lonely hearts.2020-04-1637 minHomemade with Kirk HawkinsJen Sincero, AuthorJen Sincero is the author of the #1 New York Times bestseller, "You Are a Badass," "You Are a Badass at Making Money" and the recently released "You Are a Badass Every Day". She has helped countless people transform their personal and professional lives including my own. In this episode, she is going to help us apply the same "Badass" principles to your new home search and give us a peek inside her own quest for a dream home.2020-04-1638 minHomemade with Kirk HawkinsMegan Holiday, KROQ 106.7 Personality and Breanna Webb, Real Estate AgentKROQ 106.7 FM radio personality Megan Holiday was raised in the 909, launched her radio career in the Bay Area, and now has her dream job as the host of the 7-11p. On this episode, Megan shares how the road to sobriety also made her dream of home ownership a reality. Listen as she is joined by special guest Breanna Webb who helped make it all happen.2020-04-1639 minHomemade with Kirk HawkinsKathy Fettke, CEO, Real Worth NetworkThis is the first episode in a three-part series on how to invest in real estate. Kathy Fettke is the author of Retire Rich with Rentals, host of The Real Wealth Show and co-founder & CEO of the Real Wealth Network. A Graduate of San Francisco State University, she worked in broadcasting, hosting a show about real estate. Since then, she has purchased numerous investment properties and learned the highs and lows of investing.2020-04-161h 01Homemade with Kirk HawkinsAntoine Martel, Martel Family RealtyBorn in Toronto and raised in San Francisco, Antoine is a graduate of Loyola Marymount University. While still a student, Antoine immersed himself in real estate. Before he graduated, Antoine had already secured multiple cash flowing properties for the new family business, Martel Family Realty, which evolved into what is now Martel Turnkey. Since its founding, Martel Turnkey, with Antoine at the helm, has sold more than $11 million worth of cash flowing real estate.2020-04-1652 minHomemade with Kirk HawkinsDrew Seeley & Amy Paffrath, ActorsDrew Seeley is an Actor, Singer and Writer with credits that include High School Musical, The Cinderella Story and Jersey Boys. Amy Paffrath is an actor and TV host you may recognize from MTV and Dating Naked. Drew and Amy met while working a side job for Verizon and got married 7 years later at a beautiful ceremony in Key West.They returned to their beloved apartment in Hollywood and eventually realized it was time to leave the comfort of rent control for a triplex. This is the third episode in my series about investment real estate. Drew and Amy share...2020-04-1623 minHomemade with Kirk HawkinsIssi Romem, Trulia, Chief EconomistPotential buyers are always wondering when prices will drop across Southern California. But will it ever actually happen? We posed that question to Trulia's Chief Economist Issi Romem. We also asked him why it's so expensive to buy property in the LA area.2020-04-1614 minHomemade with Kirk HawkinsFrank Nothaft, Core Logic, Chief EconomistPotential buyers and sellers are always asking about the market and in this episode we will bring you up to speed with the real estate market in Southern California. It slowed down toward the end of 2018. A sharp increase in mortgage rates was to blame and meant a drop in home sales. Since early 2019, mortgage rates have dropped and that has means a strong and robust market. We spoke to Frank Nothaft, the Chief Economist from Core Logic about the risk of recession and what it could mean for you if you plan to buy or sell.2020-04-1605 minHomemade with Kirk HawkinsCourtney Cohen and Jason Hanussak, Interior DesignersCourtney Cohen and Jason Hanussak met while working for a staging company and decided to form their own design firm Elysienne. We talked about mastering the art of accessorizing when it comes to pillows, sheets and candles in your home. The design tips that they use to decorate homes for their VIP clients across Southern California will help your living space feel much more like a home.2020-04-1631 minHomemade with Kirk HawkinsNeyshia Go, Real Estate AgentNeyshia Go is an experienced and top producing real estate agent in the Los Angeles area. She is going to tell us her secrets for success, the one thing that keeps her grounded, and a sneak preview of her new show CNBC called Listing Impossible that aims to show homeowners the error of their ways whether they want to see them or not.2020-04-1646 minHomemade with Kirk HawkinsCari Butler, Emergency CafeWith recent wildfires, and even earthquakes, we have been reminded of the perils that come with living in Southern California. Cari Butler is an emergency preparedness expert and the brains behind a company she created called Emergency Cafe. She says she is the only Angeleno who provides emergency preparedness consultations and services. She formed the company after volunteering at her daughter’s school.2020-04-1624 minHomemade with Kirk HawkinsJon Kim, Veteran and loan expert, and Pedro De Leon, Veteran and founder, Tent Hut.Tent Hut is a relatively new non-profit that is helping veterans with all aspects of housing. In this episode, we are going to hear from Jon Kim, a veteran and veteran loan expert, and Pedro De Leon, a veteran and one of the founders of Tent Hut. They both will explain what it means when you receive an offer from a Veteran Affairs, or V.A. loan, and why housing is so important for so many of our veterans returning from war.2020-04-1639 minHomemade with Kirk HawkinsSam Batayneh, Mortgage BrokerSam Batayneh has been a Mortgage Broker for 15 years. We talked about what could happen to the market if interest rates go up, why it’s so important for potential buyers to sift through bad information with help from their loan officers, why artificial intelligence and robots could change the home loan industry forever, and why you shouldn’t go beyond your means when it comes to a monthly payment. We began by asking him what he thinks about the market right now.2020-04-1629 minHomemade with Kirk HawkinsShelton Wilder, Real Estate AgentFrom a small town outside Charlotte, North Carolina to LA’s west side, Shelton Wilder has been a success in the world of high fashion, luxury lifestyle management and she even made an appearance on Shark Tank with an invention! But now, Shelton has set her sights on real estate and is making her mark. In this episode we talked about what you need to know before you buy into a homeowner’s association, if it’s better to sell a home as-is or spend money fixing it up before it goes on the market, how to navigate price reductions if you...2020-04-1641 minHomemade with Kirk HawkinsWilla Ford, Interior Designer and Pop StarYou likely may remember the single "I Wanna Be Bad”. It was the hit that put Willa Ford on the pop culture map in 2001 and catapulted the singer, actor and TV host into stardom. After a few years in show business, though, Willa Ford called it quits. Now, she's back, but his time as a successful interior designer. So talented, in fact, that Scott Disick from Keeping Up With The Kardashians tapped her to join him on his new E! Docu-Series Flip It Like Disick. In this episode, Willa explains why she walked away from entertainment, how to decorate your ho...2020-04-1643 minHomemade with Kirk HawkinsChris Gray, Real Estate AgentChris Gray is a top producing agent in the higher end markets of Los Angeles. In this episode, how his knowledge of Chinese buyers and the Chinese market can help you sell your home. Plus, we also discuss the role the ancient art of feng shui can have in the process.2020-04-1626 minHomemade with Kirk HawkinsAdam Sirak, Interior DesignerAdam Sirak has successfully recalibrated his life from the world of high fashion, to landscape and exterior design. In this episode, Adam shares why it's important to think outside the box when it comes to your exterior space, why one interior plant can change everything, and where you should buy your plants. Adam also shares where he finds inspiration, and the importance of "curb appeal."2020-04-1645 minHomemade with Kirk HawkinsMardi Kari, SVP, Arcstone FinancialWe’ve received a ton of questions about how to begin your new home search. In this episode, we will be talking about your credit score, the down payment, affordable options for first time home buyers like the tenancy in common and much more. I enlisted Mardi Kari for his expertise. Mardi is Senior Vice President of Arcstone Financial. He started his career at a credit union after graduating from High School at just 16 years old.2020-04-1632 minHomemade with Kirk HawkinsShaya LowensteinOn episode 3 of Homemade, Shaya Lowenstein calls in to chat with Kirk about your rights as a renter and cautionary steps you need to take during the COVID-19 pandemic.2020-04-1512 minHomemade with Kirk HawkinsHolden LewisOn episode two of Homemade, Holden Lewis from NerdWallet joins Kirk via phone. Is now the best time to buy, with the Coronavirus lowering the cost of certain goods and an eventual economic downturn coming?2020-04-1525 minHomemade with Kirk HawkinsSam Betanyeh, Mortgage BrokerIn the season 3 premiere episode, Sam Betanyeh comes back to Homemade to discuss home buying during the COVID-19 crisis.2020-04-1527 min