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Let's Be Honest with Wize Oldman# 65 Putting the FUN back into Erectile Dysfunction (part 2)Gents & Ladies, because if you care about your man, you need to know. We have done the pumps and the pills. Its now time for the injections. Are you man enough to even listen?2024-12-1743 minLet's Be Honest with Wize Oldman# 64 Putting the FUN into Erectile Dysfunction (part1)Movember is the time of year to look for your fellow man. Its a serious subject, but we are going to have fun with it. Cross your legs lads...in-coming (So to speak). I hope you enjoy and more importantly on this occasion , I hope that you share.2024-11-2142 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 63 : LaughAn episode of pure nonsense. Quite literally the worst or best dad jokes from the old days that you will come across. You will love em or hate em..You will cry or laugh so much that a dribble of wee come out. Either way, let yourself go for 30 mins and have a ..........laugh.2024-10-1032 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 62 What would Ted Lasso do ( part 2) Is your Catheter piss bag half full or half empty ?The final one in the trilogy of men's health episodes. After any major surgery the key is positivity. You are not physically strong, but how mentally strong do you need to be? In this episode I'm open and possibly foolishly honest. I hope you enjoy x2024-08-1843 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 61 : What would Ted Lasso do ? ( part 1) more men's healthDo you have a Ted Lasso in your life ??..I do now and to be honest I don't know how I survived for so long without him.Whether you are a man, have a man in your life or would like to be one, this episode concerns you. Thanks for listening x2024-07-2840 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 60 : It started with a finger up my arseThat's a saucy title, but I'm pretty sure its not what you think it is. If you listen to one episode out of the whole 60 episodes, I urge you to please listen to this one. Its important to me and it may become very important o you x2024-06-3051 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 59 : Final episode (ish) ( The episode that's not really an episode, episode)Wize oldman is going away for a bit of a think. Why?........well, have a listen to the episode and it will all make sense. xx2024-04-0726 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 58: Old School ( You can run, but you cant hide)This episode is about you now, today. Or it might be about you in the future. Saying that, it may even be about you in the past.Me...well I'm all three............Bummer.Hope you enjoy what is the last episode in season three. xx2024-02-1850 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 57 : Never go full ValentinesWize Oldman goes from the 3rd century to 2024 explaining why you should NEVER go Full Valentines. He also has a solution that will get the man in your life to love February 14th. This solution could not only save the day, but your relationship. Your welcome in advance.I hope you enjoy x2024-02-0441 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 56 : A NEW HOPE (part 2) GAME-SHOW EDITION.So, its the moment that you haven't been waiting for. Its the gameshow to finally see if Gen Z(zed) can actually save humanity....or are they full of sh#t.Hope that you enjoy x2024-01-2152 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 55 : A NEW HOPE......... part 1 ( its not your fault)...might beIts a new year. So, how is the world looking ?...are you hopeful, excited and have you perhaps made a few resolutions to tackle it by yourself. Maybe there is a new candidate, a sleeping giant to save us from this nightmare.Or am I just talking out of my arse and I should stop drinking.Lets find out shall we. x2024-01-0738 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 54 : Part 3 of All I want for Christmas (is you to shut the F#ck up about Christmas)Its Christmas day and finally we get to talk about Die hard and Wize Oldman has all the evidence that you will ever need. So out of respect for Santa, and Jesus, who are allegedly both quite busy, lets get after it shall we. I hope you enjoy.By the way, if you disagree, then you are wrong. x2023-12-2436 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP53 : Part 2 of ....All I want for Christmas ( is you to shut the F#ck up about Christmas)Christmas is getting close, but are you over it yet ?..............are you sick of the booze yet ?Are people pissing you off, or do you just love all the fluffy woofyness ( yes, its a word) of it all. One thing I can guarantee is that you hate that Mariah Carey song.I will try not to be too grumpy ( bollocks to that)2023-12-1738 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 52 : All I want for Christmas is you ( to shut the F#ck up about Christmas)Baby Jesus, lovely Presents, shit presents, food, bit more food, drinking, bit more drinking, crap music, annoying music, annoying people.....I like Christmas because you like Christmas, but don't involve me in it. Allow me to explain x2023-12-0344 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 51 : An unpopular opinion( part 2) Don't pander to peopleI like women's clothes........there is said it. Also lets talk about James Bond and swearing, as well as Cocktails and why they suck. How about ridiculous Gin tasting and deconstructed desserts. I have an unpopular opinion......or two, as well as a few surprises. Hope you enjoy x2023-11-1940 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 50 : An unpopular opinion ( Are we not allowed to have one anymore ?)What are you afraid of ? So you have an unpopular opinion, who gives a shit. Its not freedom of speech its just an opinion....yours & mine. Lets have some fun at the poplar opinion expense shall we. Hope you enjoy x2023-11-1238 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 49 : The Meaning of Life ( I have the answer)no , reallyIts the ultimate question and to be honest it wasn't that difficult to figure it out. You may disagree, but you would be wrong. I hope that you enjoy x2023-11-0637 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 48 : Loyalty v Royalty ( pick a f#@king lane) part 2As a customer, do you want to be respected and treated like royalty?....Yes....good, demand it then. As an a staff member do you want to be respected and valued?...Yes. Good, then stop acting like a self absorbed little Tw#t. Loyalty starts with royalty. Hope you enjoy x2023-10-1533 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 47 : Loyalty v Royalty ( you cant have both) Part 1Would you rather get a discount on an inconsistent product or no discount and have your special parts rubbed as well as being treated like a movie star every time. A lot will like the discount, however I am going to present a very strong case to treat everyone like royalty. I hope that you enjoy x2023-10-0831 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 46 : Open the Door ( Am I a man yet ?) part 2Does a woman want a sensitive or a manly man..and when ? Is Andrew Tate right, or is he full of it. We are going to talk about girls, boys, only fans, Cher, mental health and Batman, All leading to one important point....we need to communicate better. Hope you enjoy x2023-10-0141 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 45 : Open the Door (What is a man ?)This is the episode for Men that Women need to listen to. But what is a man, where and how do we fit in these days. Is it effecting our health ? Are ladies the antidote or the problem. Will I upset some people with the conversation? Yes. Do I care ?..not really, because its a conversation that's needs to be had. Today.2023-09-2436 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 44: Dark Matters (uncomfortable questions require uncomfortable answers)How well do you know the person in front of you ??? We are going a little Black Mirror on your arse. You can ask your partner, friend or work colleague what TV show they are watching or which air fryer to buy...or you can ask a real question. Will they be Honest or are they full of shit. 2023-09-1748 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 43 : There is no I in team, but there is a you in Cu#!T (part 2)Masturbating Bartenders, Mercenary wan!#rs, Bullies, Tossers and self obsessed small minded idiots. This episode has them all...hmmm, what's the word I'm look for?? Cu#!t, Cu#!t, Cu#!t...come on, say it with me. Its fun x2023-09-0335 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 42 : There is no I in Team, but there is a You in Cu#!t (part 1)I think the title says it all really. Are you a team player ?.....Do you make the dream work?...or are you that special word that many still haven't got used to. I think its time to embrace that beautifully constructed yet simple word. I hope you enjoy....ya Cu#%t2023-08-2727 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 41 : I'm gonna offend you ( or you could just grow up)Are you easily offended ?....well maybe you shouldn't listen to this episode then. Maybe you are thinking what I am thinking. Then again, you might not be. I think I'm just going to let this episode speak for itself. I hope you enjoy...or not x2023-08-2044 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 40 : Still making people happy & still a shit title. A good episode though (part 2)In your head, wind back a 24 hours hours....how many people did you make happy? Will you be remembered for anything you said or did in a positive way? A simple cup of coffee, the best restaurant in the world and an old Chinese lady. Three bizarre examples of changing the world around you. I hope that you enjoy x2023-08-1340 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 39 : Make someone happy ( The lovely positive episode with the shit title)This is about important as it gets. In this often bollocks world we live in, with many people acting like cu#!s on an hourly basis. All the worlds a stage and its your time to shine. If you can be arsed that is. Make someone happy. Pretty simple really. Hope you enjoy the episode x 2023-08-0643 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 38 : Equality Street ( Battles of the sexes with Guest, Mrs Wize Oldman)Relationships are like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you over consume and just cant get enough....other times they just make you want to throw up. Mr and Mrs Oldman discuss why men are from mars and women are from ..well, who Fuc%*ing knows. Hope you enjoy x2023-07-3057 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 37 : OMG ( Old Man Grouch)So, I'm gonna apologise in advance for this one...The C word, Snow fu#king white, drivers, God, Gyms, The internet and Oompa Loompas. Apart from the oompas they all deserve wrath of the grouch. Hope you enjoy...you might not .2023-07-2339 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 36 : Man in Tights (part 2) He is now allowed near schools.To go back to basics, you needed to have done the basics in the first Fu#*ing place (sorry to swear). Guess what never goes out of fashion....The basics, a standard and tequila of course. Hope you enjoy x2023-07-1638 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 35 : Man In Tights (he has a gift for you)At some point your parents probably said don't trust a 6ft 7 man in tights. They were wrong. This guy...he had the force, he helped kids( not like that) , he saved lives and created a standard to stop you fu#!ing your future self. Would you like to meet him ?2023-07-0935 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 34 : I'm Coming Out ( its my truth)This is the first episode in a brand new season of LBH and I have a secret. Is it a dirty secret ?...Only you can decide. Its time for me to be brave, to stand up and be who I was born to be. You may be shocked, you may even be the same. Hope you enjoy x2023-07-0234 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 33 : You can't handle the truthWhat is the truth?...and if confronted with it, would you be able to handle it. Or is the convenient truth easier to deal with. Also, I'm a hypocrite, but I know I am...what do you know, or are you just full of shit. Lets find out shall we. Hope you enjoy x2023-04-2353 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 32 : I still drink & I know even more things (Part 2)This time we are drinking hard and we getting into concerts, the Japanese, annoying bartenders, ignorant self obsessed humans and a bit of chasing the ladies. All will be revealed. I hope you enjoy x2023-04-1654 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 31 : I Drink and I know Things ( Part 1)A great man once said that he drinks and knows things. But what things did he know ?.He knew about life, love & the meaning of it all. He knew about people. Was he promoting drinking ? .....I will let you answer that in about 45 minutes. Enjoy2023-04-0948 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 30 : Its About Time (part 3) When was the last time someone called you a Bender ?It appears that being a Time Bender is a real thing. If you want someone to justify your lateness , then listen to some of the quotes from this alleged expert . If, on the other hand you think that being a time Bender is utter bollocks and nothing but disrespectful, then lets piss on it together shall we. Either way I hope you enjoy. x2023-04-0237 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 29 : Its about time (part 2) Why would you want to Fu#!k yourself ?Everybody wants to get ahead these days. So why would you sabotage your chances to do so. Or put in more modern terms, why on earth would you try and Fu#!k yourself. It makes no sense.....or does it. Lets find out shall we 2023-03-2630 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 28 : It's About Time ( part1)Are you a Time Bender or a time keeper? Do you respect your time and more importantly the time of others? Lets break it down, just to see if you are a good honest human being shall we. Unless you are afraid of what you might discover of course. I hope you enjoy x2023-03-1932 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 27 : Wize Oldman's Alternative Oscars (live from a small chair in his apartment)Oscars are a bit boring these days ( am I right?). So I want to give you my take on the movies. The old and the new, the great and the complete and utter shite. I only realised after recording that I used 37 Fu#ks during this episode....ah well, what can you do. Clearly I have something to say. Enjoy2023-03-1238 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 26 : SAS (Stop All Stupidity) They can help it.This is not just any old episode. This is the start of a revolution, a movement. Do you want to stop all stupidity?...of course you do. Well, there is a lot of it out there and we have a lot of work to do. Are you with me ?2023-03-0547 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 25 : One Word ( For a brand new life)Are you ready to be blown (away). We all own this gift, but how often do we use it ? Wize Oldman will show you the path to a new life.2023-02-2637 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 24 : Wize Oldman v Mrs Wize Oldman ( not everything in life needs to make sense)Relationships can be a bitch. They can also be beautiful. Do they get easier ? ......Are they constant work?.......Are they logical ? and would you be better off without one ? NO, YES, definitely NO....and well that's up to you isn't it. Lets see if I've met my match on this one shall we.2023-02-121h 06Let's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 23 : Tom CruiseLove him or loather him, Tom has done one thing that will forgive all his other sins and I for one love him for it. Now what could that be???....2023-02-0546 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 22 : Wize Oldman v The Millennials Part IIPart II of my guest episode where I attempt to impart a little wisdom in the direction of the millennials. Who knows, maybe I will learn a thing or two. Most important of all that we listen to each other....then agree that I am right of course x2023-02-0150 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 21 : Wize Oldman v The Millennials Part IIs Gen X that different from the Millennials ? Are we going to sit around the table, drink tea and hold hands or will the gloves come off ( after a tequila of course) Wize Oldman with real life guests will investigate.2023-01-2945 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 20 : Think Small Part IIAre you a life coaches dream that thinks big and smashes everything in your way, or are you calculated and calm. Is Small the new Big ? This time we are going so small that we talk to ourselves and I for one, dig it.2023-01-2236 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 19 : Think Small Part IIt's a New Years resolution time. Full steam ahead and take no prisoners. Nothing can stop you. Or you could listen to The Oldman, pump the breaks, play the long game and more importantly stay in the game.2023-01-1535 min
Let's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 18 : Everything OK Boss? Part III (final)Stress, Anxiety & Mental health issues are often silent and can attack at any time. You, just by listening for 30 minutes, could save a life. That's time well spent, don't you think ?2023-01-0836 min
Let's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 17 : Everything OK Boss? Part IILets continue to direct a little love and understanding to the Boss shall we. If its not you today, it might be tomorrow. Some understanding now will help and improve the future you. That's a Wize Oldman guarantee 2023-01-0428 min
Let's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 16: Everything OK Boss? Part ITodays subject - Stress, Mental health and the day to day pressures in the workplace. In these difficult times, we all need to look out for one another. If you care about people and the future you, then please listen, because we are all in this together. 2023-01-0128 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 15: This Gets Up My Arse Part IINow, lets get to the meat of it all. What are the customers saying about you and what really gets up their arse ? Guess what, You may not like it.2022-12-2537 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 14: This Gets up My Arse Part IAs a customer, what annoys you about staff, or put more bluntly, what gets right up your arse ? The answer, so it seems is a hell of a lot of things. Lets find out shall we.2022-12-1834 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 13: Name CallingI love name calling, don't you ? Do you think its appropriate to be a name caller ?Now I promise that I will play nice and limit my name calling. The problem is, do you believe me ?2022-12-1141 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 12: Reviewing You Reviewing Me Part IIThis episode may start all fluffy, however I'm about to stick it to the people that hide behind their laptops....its time to be exposed.2022-12-0432 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 11: Reviewing You Reviewing Me Part IDo you live in the world of reviews? Are you a giver, or a taker? Do you play fair or are you a bit of a d*ck? Let's find out shall we.2022-11-2730 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 10: The History of The World Part IThe year is 2092 and this is not the world we know.... But how did we get here? Wize Oldman has the answer.2022-11-2042 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 9: Wet Dreams Part III've cleaned myself up from part 1, so let's go again, shall we?2022-11-1327 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 8: Wet Dreams Part IIt's been a while hasn't it ?!2022-11-0628 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 7: How To Save A Life Part IIStopped taking yourself too F***ing seriously? Good... Now it's time to save another life. 2022-10-3028 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 6: How To Save A Life Part IWhen was the last time you saved a life?2022-10-2319 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 5: It's All About You Part IIIIt's actually not all about you, it's much bigger than that. Time to meet the Headmaster. 2022-10-1723 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 4: It's All About You Part IIIf you say you are... then you need to be. Are you style over content, or are you the real deal?2022-10-1020 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEP 3: It's All About You Part IAre you as good as the title you give yourself ? What I am asking is, are you a Rockstar ?....I'm gonna say, probably not. 2022-10-0322 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEp 1: The Rise of the Machines Part IThe machines are getting better. Are you?2022-09-2625 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanEp 2: The Rise of the Machines Part IIIn the movie Terminator, the future was 2029. We are almost there, those machines are coming for you.2022-09-2628 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanLet's Be Honest - This is a Real IntroductionSetting the tone for what's coming.2022-09-2024 minLet's Be Honest with Wize OldmanLet's Be Honest Teaser Episode2022-09-1506 min