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Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastThe WonkAwards: A Wonka Watch FinaleWE'VE FINALLY MADE IT! Join us in our final celebration of Wonka in the form of our live broadcast from the Multi-versal Wonka Squad hosted WonkAwards. In our defense, we did ask them to host a graduation, but we really should have seen this coming. So hang out in the booth with us and listen to one of the worst awards shows ever produced! Afterwards, you'll get to emerge from the well with us, and find out what's in store from the now free hosts of Wonka Watch. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure t...
2024-03-272h 06
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastWatch Wonka With Wonka Watch - A Wonka (2023) Commentary TrackWe're watching Wonka for the SECOND TIME EVER and you can join us! We wanted to have an extra week to perfect the grand finale, and we realized it was a perfect opportunity to make a commentary track for the film. Also, Felicia finally eats a Goo Goo Cluster. Our finale will be airing March 27th! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.co...
2024-03-202h 04
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial Podcast114 - How Powerful is Timmy Wonka?It’s time for philosophy class, Wonka Scholars! We delve into the highly anticipated topic of Timmy Wonka's power ranking within the illustrious Wonka dynasty. With just one more episode to go after this, the tension is palpable as we scrutinize where Timmy Wonka falls amongst the ranks of his chocolate-making predecessors. For our FINAL EPISODE, we’re doing an awards show and we need YOUR input! You can vote on the nominees at this link by March 16th!: https://forms.gle/RpoxDRd1pV91v7vh9 To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to fo...
2024-03-061h 17
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial Podcast113 - Listenerpalooza 3Are you ready to party, Wonka Scholars? Because it’s time for the LAST LISTENERPALOOZA! We share and react to your submissions including wild Wonka anecdotes, fan fiction, and a 65 page manuscript to name just a few. Thumbnail art by listener LC @praggmatic on Tumblr! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com Links Referenced (because even Wonka Scholars cite their sou...
2024-02-211h 15
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial Podcast112 - Crowning Wonka's Worst LyricLook we might like Wonka (2023), but that doesn't mean we don't have critiques! And if you're talking about the lyrics specifically, we apparently have more than an hours worth. Join us as we discuss the songs from Wonka divorced from the source, rank them all, and have a heated debate on Wonka's -ocolate based crimes. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If y...
2024-02-071h 06
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastElaine's IHOP Wonka Menu ReviewDue to the Great Wonka Flood, we were not able to experience the Wonka IHOP menu together as originally planned. Do not fret though, because Elaine has taken one for the team and is here to report back on her IHOP journey. Plus, we get visited by our old friend GQ. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to he...
2024-01-101h 02
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastANNOUNCEMENT: The Future of Wonka WatchNow that the Wonka Rapture has occured, we wanted to let you all know the plans for the podcast going forward. After listening to these absolutely RIVETING logistics, head on over to the bonus episode we dropped on the feed today that compiles some of the best of our Wonka Watch News segment! Heres the TLDL (To Long, Didn't Listen): Wonka Watch, and our future podcasting endeavors, will henceforth be a podcast posting every other week in order to be sustainable in the long run. Wonka Watch is scheduled to continue until the end of March...
2024-01-0305 minWonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastThe Best of Wonka Watch NewsSo, Wonka Watch is officially biweekly and this is our first week off. But do not fret! This week we have a special recap episode of some of the worst/best (but mostly worst) pieces of news that Felicia dug up in her daily Wonka digest. For more info on the state of the podcast and all those boring logistics, check out the announcement episode we dropped on the feed today! As a reward for listening to that, bask in the sweet sounds of Goo Goo Clusters, Timothe Chalamet Vogue Articles, and the Super Mouth Squad. To k...
2024-01-031h 45
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastHow Well Did We Predict Wonka?So now that we've finally seen the film, it's time for us to go back through the absolute dumpster fire truck-load of predictions we've made over the past two years. THE RECKONING HAS ARRIVED!!!! If you have any tips or opinions on the predictions we weren't sure about, feel free to let us know either on Instagram or over email! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email...
2023-12-271h 12
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial Podcast108 - WONKA HAS BEEN WATCHEDTWO LONG YEARS IN THE MAKING AND THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME! The literal ocean tried to stop us but WE PERSISTED. Our experience of watching the film was unlinke anything we could have imagined, so take a listen to us processing this once in a lifetime experience. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep th...
2023-12-201h 06
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial Podcast107 - Our Final Pre-Wonka ReflectionTo keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :). Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/ Sources: Variety Panel: https://variety.com/video/wonka-timothee-chalamet-hair-hugh-grant/ Wonka Suites: htt...
2023-12-131h 24
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial Podcast106 - Wonka PremiereAs we all know, Wonka Scholars are fashionistas, which is why we’ve prepared our hot takes on the Wonka premiere red carpet looks! Also included in this episode is more zoo footage revelations (would you try to milk a tiger?), new Wonka candies, Chef Wonka Guichon, and the latest Wonka news. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to...
2023-12-061h 07
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastDiscussing the Wonka ClipsHOW MANY THINGS ARE GETTING MILKED IN THIS FILM??? GIRAFFES? CLOWNS? WHAT'S NEXT IN WILLY'S MILKING RAMPAGE???? IS ANYONE SAFE???? To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :). Cover Art by Reilly Branson: ht...
2023-11-291h 02
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastTimothée Chalamet Was On SNLTo keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :). Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/ Sources: Check out friend of the pod RhinoStew's new video! https://www.you...
2023-11-2241 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial Podcast103 - Solving the Official Wonka Movie Mad LibsTo keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :). Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/ Sources: Wonka Guide to the Candies: https://www.instagram.com/p/CzFOWgvPzWg/
2023-11-151h 15
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastThe Movie That Wonka Is Homaging, DelicatessenPaul King says one sentence in an interview and we have to arrange our whole week around it. This is our fate and our task for this week was to watch the french film Delicatessen which Paul King is apparently attempting to homage with Wonka. It was surprisingly educational! This podcast was recorded during the SAG-AFTRA strikes. Without the labor of the actors currently on strike, Wonka wouldn't exist. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (i...
2023-11-0853 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial Podcast101 - Our Wonka Fanfiction: Volume FourThe fourth volume of Wonka Watch created fanfiction is heart wrenching, suspenseful, adorable, and full of hijinks! In this issue, we have the romance thriller from Felicia’s beloved series Detective Investigator Milano Tollhouse, and the final installment of The Factory Four: Sweet, Sweet Revenge. We recommend listening to the below episodes first if you’re new or have no clue what’s going on here! 9 - Our Wonka Fanfiction: Volume One (Holiday Special) 20 - Wonka Rapture DELAYED (Detective Investigator Milano Tollhouse intro’d in the Wonka Watch news) 31 - Our Wonka Fa...
2023-11-011h 24
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial Podcast100 - Wonka Trailer #2 Deep DiveThis isn't what we planned for our 100th episode, but the Wonka-verse works in mysterious ways. Join us today as we MAYBE solve the WHOLE MOVIE! Only took two years. This podcast was recorded during the SAG-AFTRA strikes. Without the labor of the actors currently on strike, Wonka wouldn't exist. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to...
2023-10-251h 09
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial Podcast99 - How Long Can We Roast Wonka's Hat?People often ask us: Just how do you fill almost 100 episodes of a Wonka podcast?? This is how. In this episode we are roasting Wonka's hat for as long as possible. That's the whole thing. There's musical numbers, help from the audience, and the relationship between the co-hosts is tested... but at the end of the day this episode is about the hat This podcast was recorded during the SAG-AFTRA strikes. Without the labor of the actors currently on strike, Wonka wouldn't exist. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us...
2023-10-181h 12
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial Podcast98.5 - Second Wonka Trailer First ReactionsThe second trailer has dropped and so have our expectations! Just kidding. Maybe. Enjoy as we watch the second trailer for the first time together! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :). C...
2023-10-1319 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastThe Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar (2023)Netflix has released the next installment in the RDCU (Roald Dahl Cinematic Universe) and today we can finally discuss it. This episode features a writing hut jumpscare, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!! This podcast was recorded during the 2023 SAG-AFTRA strikes. Without the labor of the actors currently on strike, Wonka wouldn't exist. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd li...
2023-10-1146 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastPitching MORE Wonka CharactersWe've exhibited almost immense restraint by waiting almost a whole year to pitch new characters, but THE TIME HAS COME! Have you ever wondered what Wonka would do with a wall mounted bass? Thought about his nougat dealer?? PONDERED on the concept of a historical interpreter obsessed with the war of 1812 who's kind of near the factory sometimes??? Well, you're in luck because these questions and many more that you never had are answered in todays episode. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. W...
2023-10-0448 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastWonka Parody Pick N' MixWEE WOO WEEE WOOO!!! NEW WONKA ALERT!!! In this episode Felicia and Elaine review a selection of Wonka parodies over the years (plus some commercials that kind of just feel like a parody, even if they aren't technically.) We learn why Timothee Chalamet is seething with rage, and come up with the worst Wonka name yet, so get ready to fill up your buffet plate with a heaping helping of Wonka Watch! This podcast was recorded during the 2023 WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes. Without the labor of the actors currently on strike, Wonka wouldn't exist. To k...
2023-09-1355 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastMusic and Lyrics (2007)It's time to come clean everyone, we've been living with a shadow overhead. And that shadow is the classic 2007 Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore rom-com Music and Lyrics. Hugh Grant sings in this for like, two minutes, so it's related to Wonka, right?? RIGHT????? We're fine, everything is fine. This podcast was recorded during the 2023 WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes. Without the labor of the actors currently on strike, Wonka wouldn't exist. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear yo...
2023-09-0656 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastExploring Wonka MerchThis week we're diving into the depths of Wonka merch that exist on Ebay AND exploring the customizable Wonderbly My Golden Ticket Book. We meet Lomo the Oompa Loompa and review a genuinely shocking amount of boardgames. Plus we invent new slang sure to be sweeping the nation. This podcast was recorded during the 2023 WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes. Without the labor of the actors currently on strike, Wonka wouldn't exist. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your con...
2023-08-301h 06
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastWonkA.S.M.R.Are you stressed out? Do you need a calming podcast to soothe your Wednesday blues? This episode probably won't help, but hey maybe you'll get a good chuckle out of it. Join us this week and experience perhaps the worst ASMR and guided meditations ever recorded. If you make it all the way to the end, you'll be treated by the first edition of the Great Timothee Chalamet British Vogue Quiz. Plus, we get a very special message from friend of the pod Luke/Rhinostew of Wonkapiercer fame. Watch Luke's Video Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v...
2023-08-231h 01
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastThe PS2 and Xbox Charlie and the Chocolate Factory GameTIMOTHEE CHALAMET IS WEARING A SILLY HAT!!! HE'S WEARING A SILLY HAT AND THEREFORE WE MUST DISCUSS!! We also talk about the PS2 game, which isn't just for the PS2, I should clarify, but we've been calling it that and that's what stuck. BUT WE REALLY JUST WANNA TALK ABOUT THE HAT!!! This podcast was recorded during the 2023 WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes. Without the labor of the actors currently on strike, Wonka wouldn't exist. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd l...
2023-08-0940 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastAlice (1988) with The Final Girl FilesTHE DAY HAS FINALLY COME! We take a break from Wonka to re-experience Elaine’s nightmare with some very special guests, Taylor and Jemi from The Final Girl Files! Also, intense discussion about big honking watches. This podcast was recorded during the 2023 WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes. Without the labor of the actors currently on strike, Wonka wouldn't exist. The Final Girl Files Links: Listen to the Podcast: https://pod.link/1562214427 Twitter: http://twitter.com/fgfpod Instagram: http://instagram.com/fgfpod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@fgfpod To...
2023-08-021h 16
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastWonka's World of Candy Match 3 GameToday we discuss the Wonka Match 3 Mobile game which is surprisingly lore dense and has more animals than probably any other Wonka media combined. Goats make a surprise return! This podcast was recorded during the 2023 WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes. Without the labor of the actors currently on strike, Wonka wouldn't exist. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd li...
2023-07-261h 04
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial Podcast86 - Breaking Down the Wonka TrailerA YEAR AND A HALF IN THE MAKING WE FINALLY GET TO BREAKDOWN THE WONKA TRAILER!!! Join us for indepth discussions on details seen in frame for about .2 seconds, translations of signs, and seeing how our predictions have faired. This podcast was recorded during the 2023 WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes. Without the labor of the actors currently on strike, Wonka wouldn't exist. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any...
2023-07-191h 22
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial Podcast85.5 - Wonka Official Trailer First ReactionsWONKA IS FINALLY HERE! KIND OF! ISH! We watch the trailer for the first time together providing you with our raw reactions a.k.a. shocked gasps and suprising screeches. Next week, we'll have our full review and analysis of the Wonka trailer, what PrEqUeL pReDiCtiOns we got right, and most likely an abundance of conspiracy theories. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com...
2023-07-1320 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastMuppet Casting "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" for Felicia's BirthdayIt's Felicia's birthday, which means its time for her to insert one of the things she loves into the Wonkaverse! Join us as we discuss potential Muppet castings, Vera Bradley, and an update on the counterfiet Wonka bars. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wo...
2023-07-0554 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial Podcast82 - Elaine Made a Wonka Watch EPYou know how sometimes you get the urge to write seven songs themed around the extended Wonka-verse within 24hrs? No? Just Elaine then, fair enough. Listen to us explore Elaine's musical genius and unearth some deep-cut Wonka Watch original tracks. Terrorize your friends and family by getting the EP from our Buy Me a Coffee extras! It's free for members and $2 for non-members. Happy listening! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if y...
2023-06-2154 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastWilly Wonka's Drag Race Simulator: Season 2Full show notes coming soon! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :). Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/ Sources: Wonka's Magic Hat: https://www...
2023-06-0756 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastEstablishing the Official Wonka Power RankingThis episode we finally hash out which Wonka is the most powerful, and make some shocking realizations in the process. Also, Timothee Chalamet takes a trip to PetSmart. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch! All supporters will get a shout out on the p...
2023-05-311h 07
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastPoptropica: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Island (A.K.A. Our Personal Hell)Watch us play the island here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch/felicia-elaine-experience-hell-that-poptropica-charlie-chocolate-factory-island Full Show Notes Coming Soon! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :). Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www...
2023-05-1754 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastCinemacon Wonka Trailer RecapNEWS! WE HAVE NEWS! Join us as we recap all the little second-hand reports of the Wonka trailer shown at Cinema-con AND take a look at how it affects our predictions! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch! All supporters will get a shout o...
2023-05-1057 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastOur Wonka Fanfiction: Volume ThreeIt is time, yet again, for us to crack open the old leather-bound tomes containing our Wonka fanfiction. The Factory Four's adventures continue and we see the return of an old gumshoe. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch! All supporters will get a sh...
2023-05-031h 01
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastReviewing Wonka Fan Theories with Rhino Stew (The Creator of the Wonka/Snowpiercer Theory!)It finally happened - we met another person in the Wonka Well! Rhino Stew, the creator of the Wonka/Snowpiercer theory we covered in episode 38 joins us to rank the wild and bizarre Wonka fan theories! Want to create your own tier ranking of these theories? You can find the Wonka Fan Theories tier ranking list here. We'd love to know what you picked, so please share your results with us! Check out Luke a.k.a. Rhino Stew here: https://www.youtube.com/@RhinoStew Watch his new video on the Wonkapiercer Theory: http...
2023-04-261h 59
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastThe Missing Golden Ticket, Brocelets, or Wonka Watch Spring CleaningFull show notes coming soon! :) To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :). Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/ Sources: Golden Ticket Perfume: https://sni...
2023-04-1948 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastWhich of Our Childhood Crushes Would Win Wonka's Factory?Show notes coming soon! ------------------ To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :). Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/ Sources: Wonka News: http...
2023-04-121h 15
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastWonk.A.I.We could write these show notes ourselves, but it feels wrong to not let A.I. give it a try so here you go: Welcome to another episode of Wonka Watch, where we take our love for Willy Wonka to the next level with some wacky experiments using artificial intelligence! In this episode, we let loose with A.I. to see if we could create the perfect social media posts, get Willy to answer our silliest questions with a character bot, and even compose a song about our podcast! We'll be exploring the weird and...
2023-03-2955 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastWonka Erotica: Magically Turned Gay: I Want CandyMAJOR REVELATIONS ARE HAD THIS EPISODE! ELAINE AND FELICIA ARE FOREVER CHANGED AS THEY EXPERIENCE SOMETHING THEY NEVER EXPECTED. And then we had to review some more Wonka Erotica which really took the wind out of our sails. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, yo...
2023-03-2251 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastExploring the Wonka WebsiteShow notes coming soon! :) --------------------------- To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch! Alll supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :). Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/ Sources: Ask Willy: http...
2023-03-1559 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastThe Whipple-scrumptious Joke BookYou would think that a host of a comedy podcast would understand things like... jokes. Turns out, that's not as safe as a bet as you would iagine ----------------- To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch! Alll supporters will get a shout o...
2023-03-081h 14
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastWho is Wonka Watch's Wonka?Look, maybe we've gotten too deep in the Wonka sauce, and maybe, sorta, kinda made a whole new guy. We never intended to do this, but we must take accountability for our actions. Join us as we dive back through all the garbage we've said on this podcast and really get to know our... son??? Also, we decide what form of the name "Willy" each of the Wonka's have, because why not at this point. --------------------------------- Sources: Cast News Source: https://www.lovereading.co.uk/author/10816/Paterson-Joseph.html To k...
2023-03-011h 05
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial Podcast65 - Wonka Erotica: The Mystery Golden Ticket to the Discipline + Punishment Caning FactoryToday, Wonka Watch rightfully earns its explicit rating as we dive into the literary world of published Wonka erotica! We begin with Sylvia Crevass’ The Mystery Golden Ticket to the Discipline and Punishment Caning Factory where fashion mogul Wally Winka sends out a golden ticket to one naughty lady, Sophie Ramsbottom, and makes her pay for her wrongdoings. Heh. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gma...
2023-02-221h 02
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastScott Frank's Leaked Wonka Script (2001) Pt. 2We're back with part two of our deep dive into the leaked 2001 Willy Wonka script by Scott Frank, and it's even more outrageous and hilarious than we could have ever imagined. So take a seat, grab a chocolate cigar, and get ready for a wild ride through the world of Scott Frank's Willy Wonka! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com ...
2023-02-151h 26
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastScott Frank's Leaked Wonka Script (2001) Pt. 1Wonka Scholar Evelyn notified us of the mysterious Wonka movie script that never got to see the light of day, written by Scott Frank in 2001 (You may know some of Frank's work, including Minority Report). Hands down, this may be our favorite Wonka adaptation to date (!). Enjoy some amazing twists on the old canon while eating your chocolate cigars! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gm...
2023-02-081h 14
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastListenerpalooza 2Gather round, Wonka Scholars! Today, we share and bask in your submissions and listener poll results in our second Listenerpalooza! From bad dating advice to selecting which Wonka you would eliminate from this earth, this episode is more unhinged than the last Listenerpalooza (which you can listen to here!). Enjoy! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help u...
2022-12-281h 23
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastEMERGENCY CURSE REMOVAL: Needed by 12/18, 7 p.m. ESTHello, Wonka Scholars. This is Elaine. Sorry we missed our episode this week, but as you can probably hear, something horrible has happened: I have been cursed and turned into an old British man. It’s awful. I only want to grunt in response to emotional conversations with my loved ones. I desire bland foods. I’m thinking about writing a novel about small children getting punished for liking shitty movies. I keep saying “bloody” when it is unnecessary. I digress. The only way to free me from my British hex is to gather all of you...
2022-12-1801 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastGeorge's Marvelous MedicineToday, we enter into the Dahlverse and explore Roald Dahl’s book George’s Marvelous Medicine, one of Felicia’s favorite childhood books that is, quite frankly, disturbing. If you’ve ever had the urge to exact revenge on a family member, then this book is for you! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podc...
2022-12-0754 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastFace Off - Season 6, Episode 10 "What a Dahl"Show notes coming soon! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch! All supporters will get a delightful improv song for them on the podcast :). Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/ Links Referenced (because even Wonka Sch...
2022-11-3044 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastPitching New Wonka CharactersShow notes coming soon! :) To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch! All supporters will get a delightful improv song for them on the podcast :). Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/
2022-11-2353 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastCharlie and the DREAM Factory: A Calm App Sleep StoryDo you ever have trouble falling asleep? Well, worry no more! The Calm app, known for it's relaxing sleep stories meant to help you get some shut eye, released a Wonka inspired sleep story, which means we had to get our hands on it STAT. We know, it's EXACTLY what you've been dreaming of! We review and analyze our newest Wonka (Hank/Henry Wonka) talk in depth about dream analysis with goats, and sing a lil' song at the end because, why not? Don't sleep on this episode! Heh heh heh. Sigh. To keep up-to-date...
2022-11-1651 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastReviewing a Year's Worth of Prequel PredictionsAND WE'RE STILL NOT EVEN HALFWAY!!!! Full show notes coming soon! Thanks for listening! Full show notes are coming soon! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com Support us at https://www.buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/ Links Referenced (because even Wonka Scholars cite their sour...
2022-10-261h 11
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastThe Golden Ticket Board GameHuzzah! Elaine and Felicia are in person and are FINALLY tackling the board game, despite Target's attempts at sabotage. Thanks for listening! Full show notes are coming soon! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com Support us at https://www.buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch Links Referenced (because even Wonka Scholars cite their sources): The Board Game: https://www.t...
2022-10-1947 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastWilly Wonka's Drag RaceThanks for listening! Full show notes are coming soon! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com Support us at https://www.buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/ Links Referenced (because even Wonka Scholars cite their sources): Wonka Watch: https://www.worldofreel.com/blog/2022/10/2fy1f0u3e3fzfpmv0zb4...
2022-10-1253 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastThe Unpredictable Wonkanizer: Choose Your Own AdventureThanks to Wonka Scholar Micah for recommending this episode! Today, we take a ride on the Wayback Machine and explore Wonka dot com's choose your own adventure game The Unpredictacle Wonkanizer. We begin as Wonka Testers only to be sucked into a different realm thanks to Willy's faulty new invention the Wonkanizer. cLaSsiC wOnKa. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If yo...
2022-09-2852 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastPrimus and the Chocolate Factory and the Fungi EnsembleFull show notes coming soon! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/ Links Referenced (because even Wonka Scholars cite their sources): Wonka Watch: https://www.mylondon.news/whats-on/reviews/i-went-london-caf-brews-24942732 Listen to the Album: https://open.spotify.com/album/2kyy8ObyD3ZaTHUDaZt7q8?autoplay=true...
2022-09-2146 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastIs Wonka a Tumblr Sexyman?Full show notes coming soon!! Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/ Links Referenced (because even Wonka Scholars cite their sources): Pet Smart Wonka Items: https://www.petsmart.com/featured-shops/fan-shop/willy-wonka/willy-wonka-halloween-dog-costume-71294.html?cgid=600701903&fmethod=Browse Tumblr Sexymen - Fanlore: https://fanlore.org/wiki/Tumblr_Sexyman Sexypedia - Tropes: https://tumblrsexymen.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Tropes Sexypedia - Wonka: https://tumblrsexymen.fandom.com/wiki/Willy_Wonka_(2005_Movie)
2022-09-1449 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastWonka CommercialsFull show notes coming soon! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com Links Referenced (because even Wonka Scholars cite their sources): Wonka Watch: https://www.aviationanalysis.net/11-cultural-milestones-for-the-new-season/ Commercial Compilation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ezENtRbs8E&feature=emb_title "Greyhound" Wonka's K Boom Commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1yvBwYbVq4&t=17s...
2022-09-0751 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastUniversal's Toothsome Chocolate EmporiumA real life chocolate factory filled with Steampunk creations, a menu referred to as “the War and Peace of menus,” and a tantalizing amount of chocolate treats; today, we bring you Universal’s Toothsome Chocolate Emporium and Savory Kitchen! Join us as we explore this Wonka-esque restaurant/bar/giftshop and foam at the mouth over this intriguing themed restaurant. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.c...
2022-08-311h 00
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastThe Second Annual Wonka Watch Hunger GamesCan you believe it’s already been ONE YEAR since we did our last Wonka Watch Hunger Games? (It’s been one year and if you tell us no, it’s been barely eight months, we will fight you). We’ve sent out the call again and have brought forth new tributes to compete in a battle to the death! Who will win this round: Grandpa George? Doug Wonka? Nelda Nerd? Perhaps one of us? Come listen to the ultimate battle of the Wonka lore! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok...
2022-08-1058 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastSnowpiercer: Willy Wonka Sequel TheoryWhat if Willy Wonka wanted to go bigger than the factory? What if he actually achieved world domination? Today, we dive into a long, ongoing theory that the 2013 film Snowpiercer is actually a sequel to Willy Wonka. Post-apocalyptic stress, complete control on the last of civilization, different trials in each train car . . . our interest is piqued! You don’t need to have seen the movie to enjoy this episode, but feel free to watch it along with the video reviewing the theory linked below! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on Ti...
2022-07-2742 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastWest End WonkaGrab your tea and crumpets because today we’re talking about the West End version of the Wonka musical! This was the original production of the musical and there were a LOT of differences between this version and the updated one that premiered on Broadway. Enjoy us griping about having to consume the Wonka canon AGAIN and how much we basically hated this version lol. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't ha...
2022-07-201h 03
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastFelicia's Birthday: HBO's Succession, but instead of being about who becomes CEO of Waystar-Royco, i'ts about who wins Wonka's Factory... kind of...It’s Felicia’s birthday, so we let her choose today’s topic which is, of course, sending characters from HBO’s Succession through the Chocolate Factory to see who wins! Enjoy as Elaine is assigned characters from a show she’s never seen while Felicia foams at the mouth in excitement. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us...
2022-07-061h 06
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastMrBeast Built Wonka's Chocolate Factory: Let’s DiscussMega YouTuber MrBeast created a video where he recreated Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, and then put 10 contestants through a series of tests and trials to see who would win. So, you know what that means . . . we have to cover it! HA. How accurate is MrBeast’s recreation? How angry does this make us? Does MrBeast have to been inducted into the Wonka-verse as our 13th Wonka? To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you...
2022-07-011h 11
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastCreating an Escape Room for Elaine's BirthdayIT’S MY BIRTHDAY AND I’LL DO WHAT I WANT AND WHAT I WANT IS A WONKA THEMED ESCAPE ROOM. In this episode, we create the ultimate escape room themed around this podcast! And don’t worry, there’s only a mild chance you could perish in this escape room :). To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us k...
2022-06-2250 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastRoald Dahl and Philosophy - A Book Review pt. 1Ceci n’est pas une Wonka. Ou, peut-être? Eh, je ne sais pas. Ahem, now that we’ve flexed our high school French, let’s talk about something else pretentious: philosophy! We review some essays from philosophers discussing Roald Dah’s work, specifically Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Ruby Tuesday’s somehow gets in the mix as well, so we remain as sophisticated as always. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have...
2022-06-1551 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastOur Wonka Fanfiction: Volume TwoWE DID IT AGAIN HE HE HE HE! Welcome to the second edition of Wonka Watch original fanfiction. We have each brought forth new stories to expand upon the Wonka canon, including continuations from our previous fanfic episode (which is episode 9 found here!). We even have a listener submitted fanfic! lololol GET READY. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to h...
2022-06-081h 06
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastWonka: The Jukebox MusicalFirst, there was the 1971 movie soundtrack. Then, there was the Broadway Wonka musical. But neither was perfect because WE had NOTHING to do with it. To amend this, Felicia created a Jukebox musical to be the third and final (un)official Wonka musical. Will tears be shed? Will Elaine recognize any of Felcia’s picks? Will you? To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com...
2022-06-0158 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastWhat Would Wonka's Dating Profile Be Like?We hope you swipe right on this episode despite it’s mega swipe-left vibes. In our never ending spiral into the Wonka Well, we have officially peaked (or hit rock bottom??) and decided to circle back on Wonka’s love life. We asked the question no one has dared ask: What would Willy Wonka’s dating profile be like in 2022? We analyze all 12 Wonkas and create profiles for them. The fact that this is a sentence is wild lololol. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. ...
2022-05-2535 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastCharlie and the Chocolate Factory: The Musical | Act 2Onward to Act II of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: The Musical! We enter the factory per usual except this time, the children’s fates are deadly. Come with us as we explore puppetry, some banger songs, and a few set design twists. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/ Ti...
2022-05-1842 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastCharlie and the Chocolate Factory: The Musical | Act IThe curtain call for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: The Musical has finally come. After much anticipation, we go through Act I of this Broadway production that shocked us. A new Wonka is born, Felicia fangirls over Christian Borle, and Elaine drops her first single, “The Tinkerman Can.” To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to support this podcast, you can go to...
2022-05-1155 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastPitching Wonka Candies (and discussing Whispers of the Wonka Trailer)As Wonka Scholars, we decided it was high time we contributed to the Wonka franchise by pitching our clearly superior candy creations! From the delectable to the frightful, these candies are sure to make you say, “Wow, are they okay?” Even more frightening is that the WONKA TRAILER EXISTS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD. AHHHHHHH. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com Want...
2022-05-0454 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastTom and Jerry: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (2017)Do you know what Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) was missing? Hilarious physical comedy from an animated cat and mouse! We analyze the (unnecessary, unwanted, uninspiring) movie Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Hot takes, angst, and eye rolls accompany this episode. ENJOY. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.co...
2022-04-2748 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastWe Created a Wonka Reality TV ShowIf Wonka had a reality show, what would it look like? In perhaps our most chaotic episode yet, we brainstorm and create a 10 episode season for Wonka and his reality debut. Featuring inspiration from RuPaul’s Drag Race, Too Hot To Handle, The Amazing Race, this show is filled with twists and turns. The biggest twist? We add a new member to the Wonkaverse . . . To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have an...
2022-04-201h 14
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastThe Alton Towers RideTake some Dramamine and spend all your money on expensive funnel cakes, because we’re going to an amusement park! Long ago, there was a Willy Wonka theme ride at Alton Towers. We review the ride and then come up with our own delightful ideas for Willy Wonka rides! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www...
2022-04-1339 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial Podcast22 - Which Timothee Chalamet Character Would Win Wonka's Factory?After finishing his morning cup of simple syrup, Willy Wonka headed straight to the delivery truck with a box tucked under his arm containing six chocolate bars. They would be shipped across space and time (”Take that, FedEx!”) to six particular people. The one thing they have in common? They are all characters played by Timothée Chalamet. What lies in store for our brave factory goers? Which Timmy will triumph? What is Wonka up to? To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonka...
2022-04-0652 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastPaddington 2 (2014)Oh, did you not cry hard enough watching Paddington? Well, good thing there’s a sequel to rip your heart out and sew it back together! In this episode, we lose our minds over a new Build-A-Bear promotion and then continue to be emotionally wrecked by a different bear: wee, lil’ Paddington. Be sure to take notes, Wonka Scholars, as the threads between Wonka and Paddington continue to weave closer and closer. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your conc...
2022-03-3049 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastWonka Rapture DELAYED!It’s true: Wonka has been DELAYED by EIGHT MONTHS. Along with this breaking news, Felicia was able to obtain a special report that reveals why they’ve pushed out the prequel’s release. Read Along with the Episode: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch/private-detective-investigator-milano-tollhouse-report-wonka-delay To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com! Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_r...
2022-03-2350 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastPaddington (2014)Grab your tissues and call your therapist because we’re diving into the wholesome movie, Paddington! Why is Wonka Watch covering a random movie about an adorable bear trying to find his place in the world? Well! The creators of the movie are the same folks working on Wonka, so come along as we speculate what may crossover from Paddington into Wonka. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us...
2022-03-161h 05
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastGlass Elevator Pt. 2Tear out that first part of Charlie and the Glass Elevator because it has nothing to do with the second part of this series breaking down the sequel to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! Attempt to follow along as Wonka takes Charlie to Hell, the grandparents have bad reactions to vitamins, and DILF Bucket apparently has an evil side. Follow us on TikTok and Instagram @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com You can support the podcast here: buymeacoffee.c...
2022-03-0951 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastGlass Elevator Pt. 1Why take the stairs when you can take a terrifying, glass elevator that defies science and pisses off aliens? We finally dive into the last Dahl canon for Willy Wonka with the sequel to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the bizarre Charlie and the Glass Elevator. If you haven’t read the book, don’t worry. We fell on that sword for you. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Emai...
2022-03-0256 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastIs Wonka Capable of Love?Is Willy Wonka capable of love? Or, more importantly, are we capable of podcasting? Join us as we investigate Wonka’s ability to form healthy relationships in his life, which slowly turns into us reflecting on our lives. Depression ensues, chaos is born, and we soon find ourselves on a jungle gym of tangents, desperately trying to survive this episode. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok @wonkawatch and Instagram @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonk...
2022-02-2354 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastListenerpaloozaYou’ve sent us your theories, hot takes, secrets, and art. Now, it’s time we share them with THE WORLD! Listenerpalooza is a listener-based episode compiled from your submissions, comments, and votes. Do you agree with your fellow Wonka Scholars? Let’s find out! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/
2022-02-161h 09
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastThe Deleted Chapters (Spotty Powder and The Warming Candy Room)Is it getting hot in here? Or did I just shove a handful of warming candies in my mouth and now I’m burning alive? Bust out your spectacles and find a cozy chair because we’re gathering the book club for two deleted chapters from the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory manuscript. Enjoy more dangerous candies and a new level of evil from our favorite chocolatier, Roald Wonka! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be u...
2022-02-0944 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastWilly Wonka's Secrets of MagicOh, what’s this in my top hat? An ancient VHS tape featuring a magician acting as Willy Wonka teaching us the neatest magic tricks of all time? Join us as we welcome our newest Wonka, Mark Sweet (a.k.a. Mark Wonka). We discuss the strange marketing campaign surrounding Mark Wonka, some vintage Wonka candies that should probably remain in the past, followed by our review of this 12-minute magic masterclass for children. Want to support our podcast? We would be eternally grateful if you bought us a chocolate bar here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch...
2022-02-021h 01
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastMini Episode: Before the Novel Was the NovelOur Wonka Hourglass (filled with sugar, naturally) ran out fast this week, so we’re doing a mini-episode today! Enjoy these delicious crumbs of what Roald Dahl originally had planned for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and why his book editor probably deserved a raise. Support the Podcast: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com Cov...
2022-01-2618 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial Podcast1st Annual Wonka Watch Hunger GamesHark! It's time for the 1st annual Wonka Watch Hunger Games. Who will rise? Who will fall? Who will just like... pick berries the whole time and get hypothermia? All will be answered inside. (While it doesn't get too intense, this episode has some depictions of violence, so if that's something that would make you uncomfortable please feel free to skip. Its not that important!). Support the Podcast: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok and Instagram @wonkawatch. We'd l...
2022-01-1243 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastOur Wonka Fanfiction: Volume One (A Holiday Special)Roald Dahl thought he knew all there was to Wonka. Mel Stuart dared to assume he could twist the narrative. Tim Burton . . . uh, did what he did with Johnny Wonka, and at Wonka Watch, we say NAY. STOP, HEATHENS. Ye who try to weave the tale of Wonka yet know not of its POWER. It’s STRENGTH. It’s SLASH FIC CAPABILITIES. As Wonka Scholars, it was high-time we added our on cannon to the Wonka-verse. In this episode, Felicia and Elaine read aloud there own Willy Wonka fanfictions for your enjoyment and ruination. Support the P...
2021-12-291h 19
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastCharlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) Pt. 2Join us as we finish up discussing Tim Burton's take on Willy Wonka. Full show notes coming soon! Support the Podcast: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/ Our Scholarly Wonka Bibliography: Which Wonka Are You Quiz: https://uquiz.com/quiz/K0M4Cu/which-wonka-are-you?ref=sidebar_search_result Stop Motion Alice Film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTpkrvxL04k The Enigma of Amigara Fault: https://imgur.com/gallery/Wht7z Chryl Corbin's Ra...
2021-12-221h 41
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastCharlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005 Film) pt. 1Grab a weighted blanket and your favorite SSRI because we're about to dive into the bizarre, uncomfortable, nightmarish, and magical movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory starry Johnny Depp, a.k.a. Johnny Wonka. Elaine and Felicia both have strong feelings about this 2005 adaptation. Will their friendship survive this episode? Who will cry first? And why is Timothée Chalamet's action figure trying to kill them in their sleep? Support the Podcast: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch.
2021-12-151h 09
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastReviewing the Chalamet Musical Canon and Retracting some Timmy TakesSometimes you look back on your life and realize that you've grown into someone else. That along the way you learned new things about this world that changed your perspective. Here at Wonka Watch, we realized we had changed. We had climbed a Fudge Mountain, turned around, and saw our reflection in the sugar-covered hills, 'til the Timothee Chalamet landslide brought us down into a deep well of despair and truth. This episode is full of retractions, cringey high school videos, music theory, and seeds of hope for Wonka as we finally accept and support...
2021-12-0859 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastOur Wonka Book ReportsElaine and Felicia decide to correct their scholarly mistakes by delivering book reports on non-fiction books related to the Wonka-verse. Felicia is reporting on a book about the 1971 film, and Elaine is discussing... a children's book. Support the Podcast: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad...
2021-12-011h 21
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastWilly Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) Pt. 2Join us as we unravel part two of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971 ft. Gene Wilder) **where children shall be put in harms way, a terrifying tunnel scene will scar generations to come, and Oompa-Loompas will come to Wonka's defense through the use of song and dance. T Support the Podcast: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture...
2021-11-241h 01
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastWilly Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) Pt. 1Come with me and you'll see a world of pure (nightmarish) imagination! Today we breakdown the first half of the 1971 movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Support the Podcast: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok @wonkawatch and Instagram @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/ Links Referenced (because even Wonka Sch...
2021-11-1754 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastWhat We Know So FarWelcome to Wonka Watch, an unofficial podcast about the Wonka-verse from two people who didn't think they cared about Willy Wonka until they learned a prequel was being made and it rocked their world. Today, we divulge what we know so far about the upcoming Wonka prequel including some behind-the-scenes footage, exclusive pictures from set, and our review of the cast so far Support the Podcast: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on Instagram @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy i...
2021-11-1055 min
Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial PodcastHow We Got HereWelcome to Wonka Watch, an unofficial podcast about the Wonka-verse from two people who didn't think they cared about Willy Wonka until they learned a prequel was being made and it ruined their lives. In this inaugural episode, we—your cohosts, Felicia and Elaine—explain why the hell we decided to create a podcast solely dedicated to all things Willy Wonka. To ensure this podcast is the best it can be, we completed a few sophisticated exercises from John Lee Dumas' book The Podcast Journal. Because we're fancy professionals. Support the Podcast: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch
2021-11-0345 min