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DoinktownDOINKTOWN 66: BEST FILMS OF THE 21ST CENTURYThey're making a list and they're checking it twice! What are the DOINK's favorite movies of the 21st century? Are they better than Tarantino's? Tune in to find out!
2025-12-141h 17DoinktownDOINKTOWN 65: WE GIVE THANKSWhat are the Boys of DOINKTOWN Thankful for this year? Where did Johnny go last weekend? Will Polly P Doink ever finish renovating his house? Will Zach Z Doink ever find love? Find out on this stuffing filled episode of DOINKTOWN!
2025-11-261h 20DoinktownDOINKTOWN 62: COUGAR TOWN HAUNTThe Doinks are talking scary stories this week! Zach saw a cougar! And Johnny got locked out! Polly is scared because he is home alone! What else could go wrong? Tune in to find out!
2025-10-281h 20DoinktownDOINKTOWN IS BACK!!It's P Doink's birthday and he went to Italy and he's gonna talk about it!Johnny's been playing games, and Zach's been eating chicken and pork!!
2025-10-141h 15DoinktownDOINKTOWN 57: So Bad It’s GOODHow does magical thinking work? Is Z Doink a cool guy? What’s the best McDonald’s breakfast? These are the things we learn in DOINKTOWN this week!
2025-08-311h 15DoinktownDoinktown Episode 55: Guess Who’s on the Epstein list!!Who better to tackle the most important topics of our day than than these three thirty something DOINKS? Polly has a Jurassic World review for the ages and Zach has a new idea for McDonald’s French fries! Johnny gets everyone to say something nice about the late great Ozzy Osbourne and the late not so great Hulk Hogan.
2025-08-161h 18DoinktownDOINKTOWN Episode 54: Sharkalien WeekJohnny reads his script of Killer Sharks From Outer Space! Zach and Polly help come up with ideas of how to continue the epic journey of writing a killer shark script! It’s hard as The Rock!
2025-08-161h 12DoinktownDoinktown Episode 53: Killer Sharks From Outer SpaceThe Lords are back from a short break and they have a killer idea for a new shark movie! Johnny has some thoughts about the new season of Squid Game and Z Doink shares about getting his tooth pulled! And Polly finally finishes his story about a conflict with a McDonald’s employee!
2025-07-081h 10DoinktownDoinktown Episode 50: Is wearing a helmet cool?Zach wears a helmet. Johnny talks about "The Last of Us". And Polly does something... I can't remember.
2025-05-281h 09DoinktownDoinktown Episode 49: Blast From The PastZach shows us a funny video. Johnny makes us talk about the early 2000's. Polly is a Jerk... again.
2025-05-181h 15DoinktownDoinktown Episode 48: Are you feeling Lobsterific?Polly is feeling Lobsterific. Zach needs a massage. And Johnny gives the secret behind getting a bigger you know what.
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DoinktownDoinktown Episode 47: Very Very High Energy TodayZach has a purple mic. Johnny does a fun intro. Polly hates just about everything.
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DoinktownDOINKTOWN Episode 46: Francis was the Cutest PopeDOINKTOWN is back and holier than ever! They talk the most important topics of the modern world. Then they watch some crappy music videos! Then when you think they couldn’t possibly top themselves, they interview the late Pope Francis! Don’t miss this most incredible DOINK!
2025-04-251h 16DoinktownDOINKTOWN Episode 42: Polly being a real JerkZach is sad. Polly is mean. Johnny likes movies. And the boys check out Johnny's Crappy Music corner. Don't miss out! Like share and subscribe!
2025-03-281h 02DoinktownDOINKTOWN Episode 29: Not Like The Druthers
The Lords bring the Doink energy strong this week with intellectual capitulations about the state of the world. And what the best Keanu Reeves film is.
2024-12-151h 15DoinktownDoinktown Episode 25: Red Flags
Another week, another saga of what the Lords of Doinktown have been up to! Also they impart wise lessons by doing a tier list of Relationship Red Flags!
2024-11-091h 07DoinktownDoinktown Episode 24: Monsters I'd Like to Freak
Doinktown opens this week with a Monster Mash! They then tell us about their spooky weeks. And finally, do a draft of the Monsters they'd most like to freak! Happy Halloween!
2024-10-261h 29DoinktownDoinktown Episode 23: Jigsaw Shining with Jason
Doinktown just woke up in a dungeon with Jigsaw!? Watch.. if you dare!
2024-10-191h 02DoinktownDoinktown Episode 22: The Pols Have Thighs
Doinktown is back and wrapping up the Horror Movie Monster Bracket once and for all! There's also spookadelic movie, TV show, and video game reviews! Come for the laughs, stay for the scares!
2024-10-121h 37DoinktownDoinktown Episode 21: Totally Saturday
Doinktown is back and so are our favorite boys! They've got epic tales of their incredible lives and some reviews of movies and TV shows that you don't wanna miss! Not to mention the return of the spooky movie horror monster bracket fight! Don't forget to like share and subcribe!!
2024-10-051h 23DoinktownDoinktown Episode 20: Return of The Doinks
The boys are back from their beach trip and they've got some stories to tell and some movies and TV shows to rank! They also have a spooky movie villain bracket fight just in time for Halloween season!
2024-09-291h 20DoinktownLords of Doinktown Episode 19: Dog Wife
The boys are back in town and we have a teaser of the next hit show: DOG WIFE. We are ranking our favorite candy! We also rank some tv shows, games, and movies!
2024-09-141h 09DoinktownLords of Doinktown Episode 18: Willem Dafoe is UGLY HOT?
The boys are back and they're finishing their UGLY HOT tournament bracket! But first, they tell us all about what they've been up to on their break! Come for the movie, TV, and videogame reviews, stay for the (ugly) hot boys!
2024-09-071h 14DoinktownLords of Doinktown Episode 17: Labor Independence Day
The Lords of Doinktown took a break for Labor Day this week so they're sharing an episode they recorded on the 4th of July! What is this Timey-Wimey nonsense?? In this action packed episode, they talk some early summer stories and take a closer look at the old Super Power bracket tournament!
2024-09-0258 minDoinktownLords of Doinktown Episode 16: Fellowship of The Doinks
The boys got their hands on an exclusive deleted scene from Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of The Ring! They also do a bracket fight of the hottest ugly guys in Hollywood! And of course, there's voicemails!
2024-08-241h 16DoinktownLords of Doinktown Episode 15: Shenanigans In The Shire
The boys answer a whole bunch of voicemails that were weirdly mostly about Lord of The Rings. They also rank some of their favorite movies and TV shows.
2024-08-181h 16DoinktownLords of Doinktown Episode 14: Doink-lympics Closing Ceremony
The Doink-lympics are coming to a close and the boys bring Snoop Dogg and Phillipe Katarine to audition rap battling as an Olympic Event! Which event is the most Super Fit? Tune in to find out!
2024-08-101h 16DoinktownLords of Doinktown Episode 13: The Doink-lympics
The Lords are back with some Olympic guests! They answer some voicemails, and they rank their favorite Olympic events!
2024-08-031h 12DoinktownLords of Doinktown Episode 12: Huge Jacked Men
Stars are back in Doinktown as Johnny starts the show with an interview with Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds of Deadpool and Wolverine fame! They also rank the best games of the Summer Olympics!
2024-07-291h 12DoinktownLords of Doinktown Episode 11: Soda-un DEATH!!
What's the best Soda Pop?? Also find out what the boys have been up to this week, it's been a crazy week in Doinktown!
2024-07-211h 05DoinktownLords of Doinktown Episode 10: The Web Show
The lords are up to no good this week and they have to decide which fast food franchise is the tastiest in a special bracket fight!
2024-07-151h 13DoinktownLords of Doinktown Episode 9: The Ultimate Power
The boys are back and this time they're finally answering the question: What's the best Super Power?
2024-07-071h 24DoinktownLords of Doinktown Episode 8: Bye Bye DWI
The boys check in with the Doinktown drunk tank and find some very famous drunk drivers! They also check some voicemails and continue the bracket to determine the best super powers!
2024-06-231h 17DoinktownLords of Doinktown Episode 7: Winning!
The boys are back and they kick off the episode with an interview with Hunter Biden, Chet Hanks, and Charlie Sheen! They also start a bracket tournament trying to determine the greatest super powered ability!
2024-06-161h 15DoinktownLords of Doinktown Episode 6: Home Alone Too
The boys are back and this week they're showing off some previously unseen footage from the classic movie Home Alone 2! They also pit some of your favorite movie franchises against each other.
2024-06-011h 14DoinktownLords of Doinktown Epidsode 5: The Most Illustrious GuestThe greatest guest to ever come to Doinktown has arrived! It's you!! Don't forget to call in! 520-420-6668
2024-05-251h 03DoinktownLords of Doinktown Episode 4: Monster Fight!
The boys have Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, and Jennifer Lopez on the pod to try and hash it out! They then determine who is the strongest Horror movie villain in an intense tournament bracket!
2024-05-181h 05DoinktownLords of Doinktown Episode 3: Kendrick vs. Drake
The feud of the century hits the Lords of Doinktown!
2024-05-111h 02DoinktownLords of Doinktown Episode 2: Return of the Hunks
The Lords are back and this week they are congratulating their favorite Hollywood Hunks in person! They also rank some fictional and non fictional characters on whether they would beat them in a fight. Don't miss out on this one, its the doinkiest romp yet!
2024-05-071h 04DoinktownWelcome To Hell Podcast FINALE: Lords of Doinktown!?
The boys have a daring escape from Hell and end up in Doinktown? They also talk best comedies of the 2000s! Don't miss out on this one!
2024-04-271h 09DoinktownWelcome To Hell S4E16: The 420 Special
The gang talks best stoner films! They also interview Jerry Garcia, Benjamin Franklin, and Adolf Hitler!
2024-04-231h 06DoinktownWelcome To Hell Podcast S4E15: Sippin' OJ
The boys are back and this time they're playing trivia! OJ Simpson went to Hell this week so you know we have him on! As well as a few of his friends.
2024-04-131h 02DoinktownWelcome To Hell S4E14: The Ultimate DILF
The boys reach the conclusion of the DILF saga by crowning the end all be all Ultimate DILF! They are also joined by illustrious guests; Freddie Mercury, Joan Rivers, and Hugh Hefner!
2024-04-071h 12DoinktownWelcome To Hell S4E13: Hollywood Hunks
The Boys are back and they're finishing the list! They also get a visit from Heath Ledger, Bane, and Batman!
2024-03-301h 09DoinktownWelcome To Hell S4E12: DILF List
The boys are back and manlier than ever! So manly they rank the Hollywood hunks they'd most like to F**k. They also bring back some fan favorite guests!
2024-03-231h 03DoinktownWelcome To Hell Podcast S4E11: Best of Season 4
Johnny Hell guides you through some of his favorite bits from Season 4!
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DoinktownWelcome To Hell Podcast S4E10: The GOATiest GOAT
Whats the greatest film of all time(of the Welcome To Hell personal movie collections)? Let's find out! Also the gang welcomes back some old guests, Paul Reubens, Rush Limbaugh, and J Robert Oppenheimer! Get ready to kinda sorta learn some stuff!
2024-03-111h 01DoinktownWelcome to Hell Podcast S4E09: God Emperor of Poon
The boys rank Zach the Defilers movie collection and welcome the late Richard Lewis to Hell!
2024-03-0258 minDoinktownWelcome To Hell S4E08: APOLOGIZE!!
The boys look inward and start and apology tour for not teaching the viewers facts about guests in the past. They also rank Polly Satan's movie collection.
2024-02-241h 00DoinktownWelcome To Hell Podcast S4E07: Handy Warhol
The boys have learned a lot about art history and they want to share with you! They also rate Johnny's movie collection! With some special artistic guests of yore, this is one for the ages
2024-02-181h 03DoinktownWelcome To Hell S4E06: The Country Music EpisodeThe boys welcome Toby Keith to the show and also have a talk with Johnny Cash and Tom Petty! They also do a lil recap of the most exciting grammy moments.
2024-02-121h 01DoinktownWelcome To Hell Podcast S04E05: Disney/Pixar Tier List
The boys are back and making lists and talking to some special new guests!
2024-02-051h 01DoinktownWelcome To Hell S4E04: Dead Pool 2024
The boys start off by talking about their weeks and doing a celebrity dead pool for 2024! They also have some presidential guests!
2024-01-281h 01DoinktownWelcome To Hell Podcast S4E03: Gangster's ParadiseThe boys are back and have some things to say and people to talk about on the subject of gangster movies!
2024-01-221h 00DoinktownWelcome To Hell Podcast S4E02: Area 69
The Boys get kicked out of the pod to see an alien crash scene!
2024-01-131h 02DoinktownWelcome To Hell Podcast S4E01: Pube-Lick Domain
A new season of Welcome To Hell Podcast!? With a new background and new royalty free theme music!? Hail Satan!
2024-01-091h 00DoinktownWelcome To Hell Podcast S3E12: Solutions and Resolutions
Happy New year in Hell everyone! Let the festivities begin!
2024-01-011h 03DoinktownWelcome To Hell S3E11: Christmas Special pt 3
It's the last Christmas episode, we promise!!!
2023-12-251h 02DoinktownWelcome to Hell Podcast S3E10: Christams Special pt. 2
The gang talks best Christmas movies and interviews some animated Christmas movie characters.
2023-12-171h 04DoinktownWelcome to Hell Podcast S3E9: Christmas Special pt.1
Happy Holidays? The gang gets in the holiday spirit and talks of the season! They also have some holy and even terrifying guests!
2023-12-091h 01DoinktownWelcome To Hell Podcast S3E8: Henry Kissinger
The boys welcome Henry Kissinger to Hell with the help of some old friends! They also talk about the new movies coming in 2024!
2023-12-031h 04DoinktownWelcome To Hell Podcast S3E7: Thanksgiving Leftovers!The boys do more food talk and play a fun game of Family Feud!
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DoinktownWelcome to Hell Podcast S3E6: Uncle Phil's Thankgiving Cooking Show!Happy Thanksgiving!! The boys talk Thanksgiving do's and don'ts and cut to Uncle Phil's Thanksgiving Cooking show special! Keep an eye out for leftovers!
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DoinktownWelcome to Hell Podcast S3E5: Guitar Gods ft. Chuck Berry, Jimi Hendrix, and PrinceThis week the boys have some guitar gods on as guests, discuss aliens incepting human society, and rank the cutest dogs.
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DoinktownWelcome to Hell Podcast S3E4: Sitcom Legends ft. Bob Saget, Betty White and Matthew PerryThe Boys have some Sitcom Legends on for a new episode of Friends in Hell! They also talk their favorite sitcoms of all time.
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DoinktownWelcome to Hell Podcast S3E3: Nightmare on Hell StreetThis might be the spookiest podcast ever! Johnny Hell has a nightmare and asks the boys Halloween themed questions that definitely weren't written by an AI.
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DoinktownWelcome To Hell S3E2: Rappy Hour ft. Tupac Shakur, Mac Miller, and Lil Peep!The boys got the juice now! They discuss the most pertinent and influential contemporary topics of the week. They also talk to long dead rappers who have a lil to say.
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DoinktownWelcome To Hell S3E1: Open Mic NightThe boys are back and better than ever! This week They're talkin the best trees to plant and what to avoid planting in your garden. They also have an open mic night with some longtime comedy legends! Tune in to find out who!!
2023-10-141h 02DoinktownWelcome To Hell S2E14: Best of Season 2Not another clip show! Johnny was feeling a bit under the weather this week so here's another assortment of our favorite clips, this time all from season 2!
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DoinktownWelcome To Hell Season 2E13: The Crying Game
The guys have some special guests on this week and they play some games! NO TRAINS this time!
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DoinktownWelcome To Hell Podcast S2 E12: Trains! ft. Snape, Dumbledore, and Dobby
We're going to Hell for this one! The boys talk being stuck behind trains. And then the boys talk being stuck behind trains. Also Harry Potter, wait he's not in this. Snape, Dumbledore, and the loveable Dobby. RIP Michael Gambon
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DoinktownWelcome to Hell S2E11: The Meta Episode ft. Bob Ross, Tony Soprano, and David Bowie
The boys take a look in the mirror and do they like what they see? Probably not. They also get a weird interview with Bob Ross, Tony Soprano, and David Bowie! Hell is crazy right? Also, dance party ;)
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DoinktownWelcome to Hell Podcast S2E10: Mile High With Jesus! (And Steve Irwin)
The boys are back! Well, most of them anyway, and this week they have some fun with Jesus Christ himself.. or is it? Also, Steve Irwin.
2023-09-151h 01DoinktownWelcome To Hell Podcast S2E9: Wrinkles Only Go Where The Smiles Have Been (Ft. Jimmy Buffet/Steve H)
The Boys are back and this time they actually welcome some people to Hell. Jimmy Buffet and Steve Harwell have a hilarious introduction to the hijinks of Hell! Then the boys wax philosophical.
2023-09-151h 01DoinktownWelcome To Hell Podcast S2E8: The Price is Wrong
The Boys are back in town and are playing a game of Price is Right in Hell! They also have fun with some thought expirements and kinda goof off a bit. This is a fun one!
2023-09-011h 00DoinktownWelcome To Hell Podcast S2E6: Fully Blindside Disclosure with Rush Limbaugh
The gang is back again with the worst one yet!! Rush Limbaugh tries to appeal his eternal damnation.. you can guess how that goes! Then the boys talk controversy regarding the subjects of the movie 'The Blindside'. Finally they cover the biggest story in the universe that you cant get enough of: full disclosure, baby yeah!
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DoinktownWelcome to Hell S2E4: Pee Wee does a UAP
Polly and Johnny interview Pee Wee Herman and Klaxxon from planet CLASSIFIED. They also talk recent Lizzo allegations and dissect the recent UAP hearing.
2023-08-111h 09DoinktownWelcome To Hell Podcast S2E5: The People vs Michael Jackson
The gang is back with a new guest host and he has to help judge Michael Jackson's appeal to his eternal Hell sentence. They also cover the big brawl story of the week, as well as a story about a Korean border hopper, plus some spookadelic true crime! They also recast iconic actors in movies?
2023-08-111h 03DoinktownSeason 2 Episode What? Interview with Barbie and Oppenheimer
Barbie and Robert Oppenheimer get interviewed by our very own Benny Beelzebub! UAP disclosure act: when do we get to screw aliens? Emmy predictions we wont remember but they'll definitely be wrong. And did we mention Ben is a lefty???
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DoinktownWelcome to Hell Podcast Episode 21 - Word R Hard,Submarines,UFO's,and Bestiality This is a good one!
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DoinktownWelcome to Hell Podcast Episode 20 - Batman's Dead !?Patt Robertson is Dead Hurray! so hes down here and gives us an ad!
2023-06-091h 00DoinktownWelcome to Hell Podcast Episode 19 - Conversations with Harajuku Bitch!The boys ask Harajuku some questions.
Petey Hell Is discusses upcoming movies
John Micael Hells tells why you don't do what your friends tell you to do.
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DoinktownWelcome To Hell Podcast Episode 18 - Polly Plays Dog Guitar.Billy may's gives us an A Class Product to clean up "messes".
Johnny Hell Asks Polly Which of the PlayStation Showcase Reveals would he play. And 19 Girls Die in a Fire.
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DoinktownWelcome to Hell Podcast Episode 16 - Polly Satan runs for Office!Polly Satan interviews for a VP for his presidential run in 2024 !
The boys Discuss Recent Political Events and a man Who died a legend and another guy who forgets his parachute.
2023-05-121h 01DoinktownWelcome to hell Podcast Episode 15 - The Gerri Springer show!Satan gives us a special taping of a new show hes making. We discuss the best fantasy weapons The Writers strike and more!
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DoinktownWelcome to Hell Podcast Episode 14 - john slanders the good name of AiLee buffers for half the episode John hates on Ai and Polly wants to live in cotton candy land
2023-04-281h 00DoinktownWelcome to Hell Podcast Episode 13 - The 420 Special!Its our 420 episode we celebrate and talk about AI , Ducks , and UFO's!
2023-04-221h 00DoinktownWelcome to Hell Podcast Episode 12 - The Most tremendous podcast.With Special Guest!We have a special guest who may or may not be the 45th president of the united states of America! Some jokes were said that cant be unsaid.
Polly learns some ninja turtle facts,and BOONDOCK SAINTS IS A GOOD MOVIE!
2023-04-2200 minDoinktownWelcome To Hell Podcast Episode 11 - I love ClydesdalesJohn Michael Hell describes the Climate of modern day American politics,and confesses his love for the budweiser horse the Clydesdale. Polly Satan was so Quotable i cant quote him. Petey hell Shits his pants on POD!
2023-04-221h 00DoinktownWelcome to Hell Podcast Episode 10 - In Space no one can hear you Scream.....IVA good ole Game Review of RE4Remake, and a violent discussion about why scream is the most Phenomenal horror series of all time Bar None,and lee cant find his testicles.
2023-04-2259 minDoinktownWelcome To Hell Podcast Episode 9 - The Boys Talk Games!The Boys Talk atomic Heart, Resident Evil 4 Remake, and Counter-strike 2
Also Video Game Olympics , Esports, Russian Oligarchs, and a fucked up Dead Deer.
2023-04-2200 minDoinktownWelcome To Hell Podcast Episode 8 - Little Petey KillerJohn Michael Hell Mianders His way through the oscars.....Polly Satan Takes a Piss.....Petey Pours the Strong one while avoiding his killer! And our True Crime Corner Gets good Bear With us ITs fine i swear it will get good.
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2023-04-221h 00DoinktownWelcome to Hell Podcast Ep7 - Jon Jones is The Sheep!WelcometoHell2023@Hotmail.com
The boys discuss ufc 285 and dive into the dark and terrifying world of the cartel or something.........this is gonna get us all killed.
2023-04-221h 00DoinktownWelcome To Hell Podcast Episode 6 - To the Guy who stole My Elantra....(UFC 285 Prediction Episode)Contact The E-Mail Below For All Advertising Inquires Don't miss out!
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The Boys Predict some fights and Discuss Masturbation.
Watch this and Pay Polly $700 for his car! THanks.
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2023-04-221h 002023-04-2200 minDoinktownWelcome to Hell Podcast Episode 4 - How insane is lee....Very Very insaneToday we discuss Train derailments and UAPS. Lee shows us just how truely insane he is. Paco has a nice political rant. And Polly Satan became polly puns!
2023-04-221h 00DoinktownWelcome to Hell Podcast Episode 3 - There's no echo you're just insane.Welp this one went a little downhill as Petey fails to do a proper audio check and notice the horrible echo....so he lowered the pitched for fun and moved on! Paco forgets to do his warmup and is off his game the whole time. Meanwhile Polly Satan wows us with shakespeare. Sit back and enjoy another episode of Welcome To Hell!
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DoinktownWelcome to Hell Podcast Episode 2 - Polly Satan Rises!We try to narrow the topic down a bit on this one by attempting to have a discussion about the Marvel and DC Cinematic Universes. Lee is a walking juxtaposition this episode confidently rambling about nothing while John tries to keep things moving along Meanwhile Polly really appreciates Doritos Nacho cheese Party Bags while WOWing us with his amazing Brendan Fraser Facts all the while releasing his inner Satan!
2023-04-2059 min
DoinktownWelcome to Hell Podcast Episode 1 - A Gap in the HairOur Very first episode we try our best to stay on topic and fail miserably while giving our 2022 year in review. Paco makes some really terrible Jokes , And Polly Introduces us to the best new game of 2022. Meanwhile Lee is worrying about his hair and potentially falling asleep.
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