Shows
2024-04-1937 minNot QualifiedNot Qualified to Talk About the Oscars and RambleBad audio quality on this one. Bitrate mistake by me. You get what you pay for.
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2023-12-2050 min2023-11-1125 minNot QualifiedNot Qualified to Have a Nightmare on a Street Named After a Tree (Spooktober Spooktacular 2023!)Boo!
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Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Have a Fever DreamMovies you used to fall asleep to the sound of the DVD menu with. Among other things...
2023-09-0824 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Laugh at Leslie Nielsen and Cry at Rob SchneiderYou like comedy? Do I have news for you!
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Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Draft Films We've Never SeenWith the number one pick in the 2023 Idiot Draft, 'Not Qualified' selects... themselves!
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Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Do the Longest Episode Ever (Part 1)We catch up for the first time since last Fall. Wow.
2022-11-2546 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Save Jungle Children or Crash my Scion-TCYou're the wizard of loneliness
2022-11-1142 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to SlashHappy Spooktober, losers! Sleep tight and don't let your boyfriend into the bedroom if he's wearing a sheet over his head with glasses on top.
2022-10-2855 min
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Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Have Grit, Gremlins, Garbage, or Gonk DroidsWe were supposed to talk about True Grit - we did, some. Let's just say you get a lot of bonus content in this one.
2022-09-3029 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Put Everything on a BagelThis movie is like if the "tOtaLLy RanDOM" humor of the 2009 iCarly era coalesced into a movie for grown ups - and it was actually really good! Nihilism is bad.
2022-09-1630 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Once Again Greet You With a Friendly "Hello There"Remember Obi-Wan? Consider this Obi-Two.
2022-09-0325 min
2022-08-0620 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Greet You With a Friendly "Hello There"So the guy from the movie came back and now he did a thing for nerds to watch and we watched it
2022-07-1535 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Have a Purdy Mouth or Be on NetflixThis week Noah and Zef talk about two films which pair wonderfully together - Deliverance, and The Man From Toronto
2022-07-0818 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Give You an UpdateWhere are we? Where have we been? Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
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Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Deconstruct Your Greek MythHercules (2014) directed by Brett Ratner is a movie, we believe
2022-03-2506 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to Be VengeanceThe Batman is out - is it the best live-action adaptation of the character? Call in and tell us!
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Not QualifiedPrince of Darkness (Halloween BOOnus Episode)Boo! Heh. You should have seen the look on your Satan Jell-O.
2021-10-3125 min
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Not QualifiedVideo Games and European Shout-outsAh yes, we've been expecting you... you'll have to fill out these forms before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this, and the choice is yours.
2021-10-1520 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Watch Non-Pixar Animated MoviesEver heard of this little indie film called SHREK?
2021-09-2534 min
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Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Rant About David LynchI rant about David Lynch for an absurdly long time... almost as long as a single shot from Twin Peaks Season 3
2021-09-1029 min
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Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Introduce Our First GuestThis week Zef is joined by a mystery man. Cool!
2021-08-2043 min
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Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Be Sad About a Dog (In The Future)One of our favorite episodes of the amazing show "Futurama!"
2021-08-0613 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Be A Horse and Eat McDonald'sWe watch Spirit, and eat the BTS meal. Have you had it?
2021-07-3019 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Listen to the MusicWe talk about our favorite bands this week! What are yours?
2021-07-2319 min
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Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Get Spooky (In the Realm of Book Adaptations)We talk about Stephen King adaptations!
2021-07-0915 min
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Not QualifiedNot Qualified Episode XXVII: A New TropeWe talk about our favorite and least favorite movie tropes today. And then walk away from an explosion like a cool guy. We don't turn around to look, either. Double cool.
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Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Like Sand. It's Coarse And Rough And Irritating, And It Gets Everywhere.A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
2021-06-0416 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Let What We Do Define UsHoly exposition, Batman! This week we're trying to talk about the Dark Knight Trilogy. We do our best.
2021-05-2814 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Eat KatsupWe catch up on a few things we've been watching - make sure to call and leave us a voicemail!
2021-05-2113 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Wait For Guffman*cuts to interview, mockumentary style* "Why yes, the hosts of this podcast are extremely handsome, how did you know?"
2021-05-1412 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Buy a House and Raise a Demon ChildHow do you even describe Vivarium? We're gonna try.
2021-05-0715 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Pull a PanamaAction? Check. Fake history? Check. Matthew McConaughey hamming it up? Double check. Let's "dive" in.
2021-04-3012 min
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Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Renounce Our WishesWW84 is kind of a disaster. At least, we think so. Do you agree?
2021-04-0916 min
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Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Awaken The ForceThis week we talk about the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy! The highs and the lows, the light and the dark. Feel free to tell us that "every word of what we just said is wrong."
2021-03-2626 min
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Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Have Great Power, or Great ResponsibilityThe best comic book film of all time, Sam Raimi's Spider-Man! Join us as we sling some webs!
2021-03-1218 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Be UncoolThis week the guys talk about Zef's favorite movie of all time... Almost Famous
2021-03-0514 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Rank Pixar FilmsWe give you our definitive ranking of every Pixar movie ever. What is your favorite?
2021-02-2639 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Be Patriots, Say Bye-Bye, or Sing in the RainWe catch up on a few things we've seen since last week, including the Patriot, Singin' in the Rain, and The Bye Bye Man!
2021-02-1923 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Find Our SparkThis week Joe and Zef talk about Soul, cry a little bit, and all that jazz.
2021-02-1215 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: :oT deifilauQ toNJoin Joe and Zef as they talk about palindromes semordnilap tuoba klat... Sorry I got mixed up there for a second. We discuss Christopher Nolan's Tenet!
2021-02-0517 min
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Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Get Up AgainTune in to part 2 of Joe and Zef's discussion on some of their favorite TV shows!
2021-01-2220 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Jingle All The WayJoin us for a short Christmas Special - it's Turbo Time!
2020-12-2610 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Get Knocked DownIn this episode, we catch up on a few films, and then talk TV shows for a long while. Part 1/2
2020-12-0850 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified To: Quaran-StreamWe talk about what movies we've watched while trapped inside... there are quite a few.
2020-05-0535 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to: Be SamuraiJoin Joe and Zef as they talk about the relationship between Samurai, Cowboys, and Michael Madsen.
2020-05-0125 min
Not QualifiedNot Qualified to: Start a PodcastThe first episode of Not Qualified, two college dudes talking about movies. We like movies. We aren't very smart about it, but we like 'em. We hope you like them too.
2020-02-1351 min