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The Zero Proficiency PodcastIs that a cow or a steer?This episode is very heavy on cow content. Or is that, steer content? Either way, the group finds one. Then they make new friends... and immediately ruin that friendship. 2020-09-241h 51The Zero Proficiency PodcastEpisode 23: Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder...In this episode, Corbin and Tauren learn and immediate lesson about trust, and why they should ignore the voices in their heads. Because it was Corbin, however, it is just as quickly forgotten. 2020-08-141h 39The Zero Proficiency PodcastEpisode 22: Why does everything we do backfire?In this episode, Hi Anthony, the group continues on with their quest to find the source of the pickle voice in Corbin's head. What they find, well it's typical for them. 2020-07-201h 16The Zero Proficiency PodcastEpisode 21: PICKLES!On what may be the most riveting episode to date, the group orders some pickles from a mysterious pickle vendor. They also do some other stuff, but it's mostly about the pickles! 2020-06-171h 36The Zero Proficiency PodcastEpisode 20: Trying to remember how to do this again.Welcome back!! Sorry we stepped away for so long. We had things planned, but they fell through. In any case, were back now! The group is once again in session, trying to find the people who killed their extremely good, long-time, friend, Cobalto. Tune in and listen to us try to remember where the story was going, and get it back on track. 2020-05-291h 21The Zero Proficiency PodcastEpisode 19: The group stays 6ft apartHello fellow social distancers! Welcome to a very special episode of the podcast. Today we have an interview we recorded with Chaz, aka the DM, aka Yahzick, of the internet sensation Mann Shorts!! We take some time to talk DnD, upcoming projects, and what its like to grow up in Florida.
Make sure to check him out in all of his endeavors: Mann Shorts on YouTube, The No Big Banana Podcast on Spotify, and as Yahzick for his music, also on Spotify!
Disclaimer* about halfway through the episode you might say to yourself, hmm I haven't heard Jei's beautiful voice in...2020-04-171h 18The Zero Proficiency PodcastEpisode 18: Meet me at Volpo! Just don't tell Chris.In these trying times, what better than to fill your stay-at-home mandate, than a little Zero Proficiency! On this episode, the group finds out the fate of their Druid friend. What on earth has he been up to? Find out on, well another episode after this one, but listen to this one first or you will be lost. 2020-03-301h 49The Zero Proficiency PodcastEpisode 17: Conflict AvoidanceOn this riveting episode of the podcast, our heroes do their absolute best to avoid what would have been epic. What was it you ask? You'll just have to listen to find out! 2020-03-041h 59The Zero Proficiency PodcastEpisode 16: I'm good with faces, not namesAfter what seems like months off, it was a couple weeks, the podcast returns! This time we find the gang headed up to the mountains, in search of the final cave on their roster. What will they find when they get up there? How far did Corbin actually throw that Frisbee? Should they have taken the pulsing orb instead of giving it to their new friend? Find out now, on another riveting episode!!2020-02-031h 34The Zero Proficiency PodcastEpisode 15: The cave of impossibly long combat scenariosWelcome back! Kicking off the new year, exactly as they left the old, the group begins their journey to clear out the local caves and investigate some disappearances. Along the way, we meet a new friend who is on his own quest to discover the source of some treachery in the area. Getting together the group embarks on a trip into a cave that takes exactly as long an you think they would. Follow along for the continued adventures on Zero Proficiency!... Does anyone ever actually read these descriptions? 2020-01-072h 09The Zero Proficiency PodcastEpisode 14: Throg save Christmas!Happy holidays, from all of us here at Zero Proficiency! Here is a wholesome holiday episode, that totally doesn't derail from that in the first five minutes at all! It wouldn't be us if there weren't technical issues and other calamities. Hope you enjoy!
P.S. It's the last episode for the year! We will be back in January! 2019-12-191h 48The Zero Proficiency PodcastEpisode 13: How do you pronounce, Necromancy?On this episode, the main campaign story line continues with Corbin and Taurin discovering their cow friend is looking into some nefarious ways to bring back his deceased family members. The duo also spends some quality time in the park while they await a meeting, which will ultimately give them more to do than can be done in a reasonable amount of time. Tune in for another riveting episode! 2019-12-091h 05The Zero Proficiency PodcastEpisode 12: This is why you created that characterIn this episode, we bring back our guest Carlos from the bonus campaign, and put that character he made to use! The three adventures must solve a magical puzzle put forth by an unknown evil. Will they survive? Will it be a better episode than last weeks? Will the podcast keep going? Find out in this weeks episode! Spoiler: Yes, the podcast will continue... sorry. 2019-11-281h 51The Zero Proficiency Podcast(Bonus) Episode 11: How to explain something poorlyOn this episode of the podcast; we welcome another guest star, and proceed to make riveting content... Trying out something new, that will absolutely never be recorded again, we walk our guest through the character creation process for the character they will then play in the next, and far more enjoyable (please keep listening to us) episode. It's an opportunity to learn some things you may have never known, or to tell us we did everything wrong. But hey, at least we tried something new. 2019-11-2234 minThe Zero Proficiency PodcastEpisode 10: Furbolgs are friends, not food.When last we left our two adventurers, Corbin had been banished to another plain, and Taurin was left facing the foe by himself. Will Corbin ever return to this plain? Will Taurin defeat the foe before him? Will the Chinese food survive the alternate plane of existence? Find out now! On this episode of The Zero Proficiency Podcast! 2019-11-111h 02The Zero Proficiency PodcastEpisode 9: Who does Eldritch Blast work for!In yet another guest episode of the podcast, three individuals attempt to traverse the landscape in hopes of finding and returning a lost artifact. Along the way they learn some new rules on spell selection! Tune in for another riveting episode... or just put it on mute in the background and pretend like you did.
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Hello, from all of us here at the Zero Proficiency Podcast! We are so thankful that you, in our imagination, listen faithfully to each of our episodes. It really means a lot to u...2019-10-282h 07The Zero Proficiency PodcastEpisode 8: The search for more listenersOn this episode: we continue with our main quest line, following Corbin and Torrin as they begin their duties for the Knights of Lethander. Follow along as they head out on their noble steeds in search of adventure and Chinese food places open past 11pm! 2019-10-152h 01The Zero Proficiency PodcastQuestions you never knew you hadThis week on the Zero Proficiency Podcast, we take a quick break from actual playing of Dungeons and Dragons, to talk about our feelings... And to fill a gap where we had a cancellation last minute and we had nothing else. Anyways... It's actually not that bad, so take a listen and maybe you will get a reward. 2019-10-0345 minThe Zero Proficiency PodcastHello, my name is Betty.This week, we welcome another newbie into the world of Dungeons and Dragons! Join us as we take our guest along an adventure in an underground dungeon, and along the way rely on them to basically help out the ones who have played before and should have known what they were doing. 2019-09-261h 55The Zero Proficiency Podcastegg rolls, topiary, and a pony named CocoAnother week with our brave adventurers on their main campaign quest. A week where questions will be answered. Questions such as; Who makes the best hot and sour soup? What exactly does that cloud look like? How far can we take an episode without actually accomplishing anything? Find out all this and more, this week on the Zero Proficiency Podcast!2019-09-161h 09The Zero Proficiency PodcastA tale of two bardsOur second guest episode! What happens when two bards and a ranger get together to solve a mysterious curse beset upon a town? Well the bards do nothing and our guest learns very little. Listen to it all now, on the ZeroProficiency Podcast! 2019-09-112h 13The Zero Proficiency PodcastCropped caprisThis week, on another segment of our main campaign, the heroes, having just witnessing the death of their savior, make haste to a nearby city. Along the way some magic, in the form of some sweet cropped capris, happens. Join us for another crazy adventure, and listen to us talk about Chinese food way too much!2019-09-0452 minThe Zero Proficiency PodcastThe family that slays together, stays together.Episode 2! That's right, we decided week 1 wasn't bad enough, and forged on to make more content! This week we welcome our first guest star and have some fun showing them the D&D ropes! Oh! It sounds better too!2019-08-271h 42The Zero Proficiency PodcastEPISODE 1!Here it is! The long awaited, EPISODE 1! Just a friendly reminder, like the name suggests, we have no idea what we are doing. Take it easy on us, and I swear it will get better. 2019-08-201h 05The Zero Proficiency PodcastA simple introductionHey, everybody! We here at ZeroProficiency just wanted to start off with a super quick introduction to get the ball rolling. Were working on a bunch of content right now for our official launch (coming soon!) but in the meantime, just a quick word on what were all about. 2019-08-0500 min