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Uncle TED TalksWho is the Anne Man of Green Gables? 22Who is the Anne Man of Green Gables? (00:00:11) Cold open: Uncle Ted montage and show kickoff(00:01:26) "Tuesday Night with the Teds" banter and birthdays(00:02:55) Taco Tuesday, potato Olés, and cilantro tastes like soap(00:05:23) Strange senses: smelling ants and stinky species(00:06:24) Beans, orcas, VHS nostalgia, Space Ghost & Brak(00:08:49) Music tangents: Moby, industry, and COVID-era takes(00:09:46) Parody jingle and new virus riff(00:11:16) Didgeridoo sound therapy stories and hippie culture(00:14:28) Too far? Vuvuzela, sunning starfish, and boundaries(00:17:01) Costumes, planting, heat, an...
2026-07-023h 10Uncle TED Talksgrass knuckles bathhouse 26World Cup, weird sports traditions, and a detour into how futball timekeeping actually works. Old cars, lawn-mower engineering, Frankenstein vehicle builds, baseball legends, steroid-era memories, retro video games. Minnesota culture, from Kirby Puckett bucket to local severe weather, and old regional playground sayings.https://serve.podhome.fm/episodepage/uncle-ted-talks/26While the TEDs dissect the thrilling statistic that eighty-four percent of eleven-year-olds are now parentally forbidden from leaving their own street, they casually pivot to a Minneapolis ordinance that might legalize sex venues in a town where the other mayor simultaneously runs a funeral...
2026-06-253h 04Uncle TED TalksFlight of the Falkories 25Ted Jemsworthy, Ted Bennington, Ted Allen, & Ted Steeves take an insightful & hilarious look at industrial society & its future inFlight of the Falkoriesand thegirth of michael obama*Become a member on Ted Bennington's channel & access tons of bonus material!https://www.youtube.com/@BenjaminBaldersonFrom the “changing face of American masculinity” after UFC Freedom 250 in D.C. to the beard-based betting model that absolutely should not be your financial strategy. We recapped fan melees, Sean Strickland headlines, and the Gaethje–Topuria main event, then detoured into short...
2026-06-183h 01Uncle TED Talks24 Mushroom Myths, Mullet TruthsFrom Ted Kaczynski’s anti-tech critique to today’s AI circus, viral “say JESUS IS LORD 50 times” chatbot stunts, and the mushroom-chocolate boom!Your 2027 Ford won't shift into drive if its interior cameras decide you look too emotional, while junkyards holding parts for older vehicles burn in suspiciously neat clusters. Major automakers are quietly patenting biometric tracking, lip-reading software, and real-time criminal database checks—turning your truck into a rolling police precinct before you've even backed out of the driveway. This episode traces the line from Flock cameras tracking your phone to AI data centers crashing the power grid, aski...
2026-06-112h 59Uncle TED Talks23 AC Button FoundTonight in the cabin we bounce from heat waves and cold towels to hot takes about AI, pop culture, and civic life. We trade stories about data centers sucking up water, why “smart” doesn’t always mean better, and whether commencement mics should cut off students who mention world issues. We skewer the endless reboot cycle (Spaceballs rumors, History of the World Part II, Coming 2 America), and tip our caps to filmmakers still taking big swings (Robert Eggers’ The Witch, The Lighthouse, The Northman, and his Nosferatu). We also marvel/side‑eye FIFA’s 2026 “TRIONDA” smart ball and celebrate Detroit finally getting...
2026-06-043h 08Uncle TED TalksKaczynski Cabin 19Listen to this crash course in questioning official narratives, growing your own food, and grounding yourself in real skills while the technocratic prison grid tightens. If you’re fed up with central-casting news cycles and corporate buzzwords, welcome to the Kaczynski cabin.In this May 5th episode of Uncle TED Talks, the bearded brotherhood cuts through the noise with irreverence, DIY grit, and a heavy dose of homesteading truth. Pull up a chair and get the straight read on a system that’s fractured—and how to survive it without burning it down.The Teds swap road s...
2026-05-282h 57Uncle TED TalksHappy birthday, Uncle Ted.Join the Teds as we celebrate the birth of Peter John Kaczynski's together. (05/22/1942, Chicago, Illinois)Uncle Ted Talks: A Birthday Roast in the Humor GazeboNewsweek, Pizza Hut & Pandas: Celebrating Ted in a Post-Truth PartyCyber Battlespace, Zoo Breaches, and the Retro Reset: Happy Birthday, TedFrom Cabins to Blockbusters: The Unabomber, AI Slop, and American NostalgiaIndustrial Disasters & Tiffany Lamps: A Ted K Birthday Variety Hour21 UTT Tonight, we throw a chaotic, conspiratorial birthday bash for Uncle Ted (Ted Kaczynski), weaving between wry nostalgia, dark humor, a...
2026-05-225h 07Uncle TED TalksTed Gouda on cybernetics, Norberts Wiener, NimatronThe totalitarian tap dance is the quiet click of your car refusing to start because an algorithm decided you're "emotionally unfit." SUMMARYFrom cybernetics to SmartDust, this episode maps how feedback loops became social control. We trace Norbert Wiener's missiles to Ford's kill switches, JPMorgan's biometric nanotech, and the astroturfing of culture itself. If you feel the grid tightening but refuse to check out, this conversation is your grounding wire.️ UNCLE TED TALKS METADATAEpisode Title: 18 - From Cybernetics to SmartDust: Building the Digital CageRecording Date: Apr 28, 2026Host(s): Ted Steeves (played by Steve Po...
2026-05-213h 07Uncle TED TalksMMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+?The Dogface Dudes have taken TED names.We are now Uncle TED Talks.This is episode 16 in that series.allenmarcus.com has the links."Nothing captures the disorienting comedy of the post-modern, post-COVID world quite like the acronym MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+. It's a tragic reality (the MMIW part) lost inside a bureaucratic clown car of letters. This is the world we're living in: a place where 'Technates' and 'BRICS tyranny' sound like sci-fi villains, but you can't get raw milk without a secret handshake, and the government wants to register your backyard...
2026-05-113h 01Uncle TED TalksUpper Decker Picklepunk️ UNCLE TED TALKS • EPISODE 02 ️ ✨ Upper Decker Pickle Punk ✨ ️ Recorded Live: New Year's Eve 2025 | Creativity in the Cabin WELCOME TO THE CHAOS Grab your favorite beverage, settle in, and join Ted Allen, Ted Steeves, Ted Bennington, Ted Gemsworthy, and special guest Etta Volk (Republic Broadcasting Network / Rev Radio) for a gloriously unhinged ride through industrial society, fairy-tale macabre, and the eternal struggle of cats vs. keyboards. ⌨️ WORLD PREMIERE: THEME SONG ROUGH CUT! We debuted a bubblegum-manifesto anthem featuring lyrics from Industrial Society and Its Future set to upbeat pop-rap. Reactions included: "Bullwinkle on nitrous" narrator energy
2026-05-113h 06Uncle TED TalksTed Scottstrong on Bot Stopping Timeshare Robot Sex DollsTimeshare Robot Sex DollsGuest Ted Scottstrong joins to discuss his new show about preparing for the machine uprising, and things escalate quickly. The crew brainstorms anti-bot weapons (foam cannons, trained falcons) and explores the inevitable rise of the sex robot economy—including timeshare robot pussy, robot douchers as a career path, and Crazy Larry's Fuck Robot Emporium. Yes, really. But that's just the warm-up. The conversation somehow touches on serial rapist alpacas named Buddy, guard alpacas, sniper peacocks, and the attack turkeys that guard Ted Bennington's farm. We discuss robophilia, the Campaign to Stop Killer Robots, an...
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weaving spiders01:21 SSGG Motherships, Fatherships, Honey & Hidden HandsMotherships, Fatherships, Honey & Hidden HandsStep into the late-night rabbit hole. Episode 121 of the ssgg (Secret Society of Good Guys) stream is a free-flowing, multi-hour conversation where five Gen-X and Millennial humans weave a web of inter-related stories about learning, pattern-matching, and cultural discovery. Expect playful banter, winking skepticism, sincerely silly detours, and zero corporate sponsors—just raw conversation, extra ducks, and a standing rule: don’t heat your honey.️ The Crew- Project Chaney (Host/Producer)- Thomas (aka Paranoid American)- Abbie (aka Abstract1 – educator, GATE teacher, memory & cipher enthusia...
2026-05-092h 50weaving spidersDecoding 8647: Skeleton Key to America’s Hidden WarCar Man Myth Making in a Spider-like web of intrigue.In this late-night roundtable, chaney, Thomas, JEM, and allenmarcus.com pull back the curtain on how narratives are engineered. We start with Animal Farm and the "skeleton key to unlock the original text"—asking whether forcing allegory on students breeds critical thinking or just paranoia. It's so annoying when every message his a hidden occulted meaning. From there, we debate if mediocre AI tutors could outperform public school teachers, separating instruction from socialization while acknowledging the Schadenfreude of classroom humiliation rituals.Language becomes magic as we ex...
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Deliberating Dogface DudesMMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+? Uncle TED Talks 16The Dogface Dudes have taken TED names.We are now Uncle TED Talks.This is episode 16 in that series.allenmarcus.com has the links."Nothing captures the disorienting comedy of the post-modern, post-COVID world quite like the acronym MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+. It's a tragic reality (the MMIW part) lost inside a bureaucratic clown car of letters. This is the world we're living in: a place where 'Technates' and 'BRICS tyranny' sound like sci-fi villains, but you can't get raw milk without a secret handshake, and the government wants to register your backyard garden...
2026-04-273h 01Deliberating Dogface DudesUncle TED Talks (formerly Dogface Dudes)Guest Ted Scottstrong joins to discuss his new show about preparing for the machine uprising, and things escalate quickly. The crew brainstorms anti-bot weapons (foam cannons, trained falcons) and explores the inevitable rise of the sex robot economy—including timeshare robot pussy, robot douchers as a career path, and Crazy Larry's Fuck Robot Emporium. Yes, really. But that's just the warm-up. The conversation somehow touches on serial rapist alpacas named Buddy, guard alpacas, sniper peacocks, and the attack turkeys that guard Ted Bennington's farm. We discuss robophilia, the Campaign to Stop Killer Robots, and whether base-edited babies mean co...
2026-02-163h 06Deliberating Dogface Dudes61 Veterans Day hangLutering, Lake Lore, and Lowering the Rim: A Post–Veterans Day Grab BagChemtrails, Shipwrecks, and Soft Pretzels: An Extremely Three‑Dimensional EpisodeResolute Desks and Irresolute Debates: From Great Lakes to Great GatekeepersOdin, Ortho Bros, and the Aurora: Campfire Conspiracies in 2025From VHS Dating to Designer Babies: Culture, Chaos, and Camp MysticIn this freewheeling post–Veterans Day hang (recorded November 12), we bounce from Great Lakes lore and the Edmund Fitzgerald to skies above—chemtrails, black‑helicopter tales, and an unusually far‑south Aurora—and back down to earth with ran...
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Paranoid AmericanOCCULT CHRISTIAN CULTURE (pt 2) w/ Allen Marcus of @DogfaceDudes | Hauntings, Ghosts & PoltergeistsAre ghosts real? Can Marilyn Manson music send you to hell? Is reading Aleister Crowley compatible with being a good Christian? Who is Carman? In this episode of Paranoid American Podcast, I sit back down with Allen Marcus to discuss a truly paranormal experience he hasn't been able to shake for decades.Follow Allen Marcus at:https://www.youtube.com/@UCDYzfqbXFXOvLYAB2GeMahg https://allenmarcus.com/
2025-12-172h 50Deliberating Dogface Dudes60 Halliburton HeartsDick Cheney is dead. Six days later, the twitter.com domain was retired. Coincidence? Or cosmic synchronicity revealing the hidden architecture of power?In tonight’s loose, rowdy hang, we start with Ben’s hot-mic hijinks and spiral into a darkly comic “tribute” to Dick Cheney—revisiting the 2006 quail-hunting fiasco, the meme era it spawned, and how early Twitter turbocharged political punchlines. From there we riff on media consolidation, platform shifts from Twitter to X, and whether the “Cheney presidency” eclipsed Bush. Along the way, we weave in Halliburton lore, Kathy O’Brien references, and the strange symmetry of internet cult...
2025-11-133h 10Deliberating Dogface DudesGroceries, Gripers, and Young GrandpaGroceries, Gripers, and Young GrandpaTune in if you’re tired of: ❌ Scripted outrage ❌ “High-value male” cosplay ❌ Debates that end in blocklists ❌ Content that feels like a sales pitch This stream delivers: ✅ Authentic connection ✅ Intellectual curiosity ✅ Unapologetic humor ✅ A community that thinks and feels Watch:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIB97YEPFLMIn this freewheeling Part 2 of our Tuesday stream, we jump straight in—no intro—recapping a fiery week in panel debates and then spiraling joyfully through economics, culture, and comedy. From a provocative thoug...
2025-10-303h 18Deliberating Dogface Dudes57 Gen X Lives Matter57 Close to home, we share manly wins, weed industry truths, and practical mountain fixes—between pet chaos, rainstorms, and prepping for our upcoming open-panel costume episode on Tuesday October 28th.Smoke, Sora, and the Sphere: Culture War Meets Mountain LifeFrom AI Pop Idols to Culvert Chaos: A Gen X Field ReportJelly Roll at the Dove Awards and Other End Times PortentsPublic Domain Popeye, Pyramid DJs, and Off-Grid Reality ChecksDebates, Deepfakes, and Dog Hair: A Free-Range DispatchIn this wild, freewheeling episode, we riff on everything from AI...
2025-10-233h 01Deliberating Dogface Dudes52 "orthobro" Martae Rayless debateTradition vs. Modernity: Navigating Faith and MasculinityOrthodox Christianity and the Red Pill: A Clash of CulturesFaith, Masculinity, and Modern Society: A Spirited DebateUrban vs. Rural: Defining Masculinity in Modern TimesThe Purpose of Life: Morality, Faith, and Societal ExpectationsOur guest, Martae, shares his experiences growing up in a Pentecostal church and his journey towards Orthodox Christianity. The conversation explores the purpose of life, morality, and the challenges of maintaining traditional values in modern society. We also touch on the role of masculinity, the importance of being a...
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Deliberating Dogface Dudes3D stochastic benedrylChaos, Cows, and a Crushing Debate Victory: Why This Dog Face Dudes Episode is a Must-WatchForget Taylor Swift’s new album. The real cultural event this week was the Dog Face Dudes’ post-game analysis of their legendary debate, “Who is worse for society: George Floyd or Destiny?” Last night’s stream was a masterclass in intellectual demolition, rural wisdom, and the kind of chaotic comedy you can only get when hosts refuse to stay in their lane.If you missed the live showdown, this debrief is your essential guide. Here’s why you need to watch it.The...
2025-10-093h 25Deliberating Dogface Dudes50 Chris Minor50 part 1In this lively episode, we celebrate our 50th show with a special guest, Chris Minor, who shares insights into the world of music and his collaborations with Emily Moyer. We dive into the resurgence of male leadership in sports, particularly highlighting the return of male cheerleaders in the NFL, and discuss the cultural shifts and societal implications of this trend. Our conversation takes a humorous turn as we explore the peculiarities of California's cultural landscape, the challenges of modern dating, and the influence of media on societal norms.(00:01:07) Episode Introduction and Male Leadership
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Inquiries of our Reality with Shayn Jones#346 "Return of the Off-Grid Alchemist" with Benjamin BaldersonJoin me and guest Benjamin Balderson (Alchemist/Off-Gridder/Odinist) as we discuss alternative media, conspiracies, alchemy, & the destruction of plants. All this & more on the 346th episode of "Inquiries of our Reality"...Benjamin Baldersonhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKQkKdRcNPFwDbuho--eVYghttps://www.youtube.com/@deliberatingdogfacedudeshttp://www.allenmarcus.com..Social Media/Email/Donate/Merch/Patreonhttps://linktr.ee/inquiriesofourrealitypodcast..FREE T-SHIRT GIVEAWAY!!!Fill out the...
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