Shows
2021-08-201h 07Ambridge to Nowhere20. DarringTonightAlex and Ray check back in yet again with the local goings on in Darrington. Always remember your corvid byelaws, folks.
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cw: short mention of grief
2021-05-2443 minAmbridge to Nowhere19. Pischole the Tiny HoundImproper gifts, break-ups, pen licences and rival villages. It's an action packed month.
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cw: childbirth complications
2021-04-201h 042021-03-241h 03Ambridge to NowhereA Very Special Episode: The 70th Birthday Pub QuizWelcome to this bonus episode in which Alex listens to The Archers' pub quiz special celebrating 70 years on the air. At one point he says 'genitals' very emphatically. It's a good time all round.
This recording has been condensed, but if you would like to download Alex's full commentary track simply email the secret code and 34 box tops to ambridgetonowhere@gmail.com to claim your free prize.
2021-02-1721 minAmbridge to Nowhere17. Protestants are from PlayStation, Catholics are from XboxThe metaphysical paradoxes of pub quiz patrons. Some bawdy cricket talk. Phillip Moss' slavery. One of these is not like the others and we wish we didn't have to talk about it.
2021-02-151h 01Ambridge to Nowhere16. Princess Digimon Dies on AirBorsetshire is only on the other side of the looking glass, a world of cake and wellies is but a whisper away from our reality. A chosen one may one day pierce the astral veil between our divided realms. Until then our only window across the cosmic divide is Radio 4. If Radio 4 really exists at all...
2021-01-1857 minAmbridge to Nowhere15. Darkest Days of the Yearcw: underage drinking, drinking while pregnant, alcoholism, modern slavery
As you can tell from our content warnings, The Archers really brought the festive spirit this month.
2020-12-2859 minAmbridge to Nowhere14. Civic Duty is a LadderI don't need to write this description, Jerry's handling it.
2020-11-2247 minAmbridge to Nowhere13. Jill's School for Gifted ArchersIn this Joycean epic we encounter mathematics, birthday wishes, a lost fortune, and a trying test of will. By 'will' I mean memory. It's a test of memory.
2020-10-2552 minAmbridge to Nowhere12. Gigabyte BrotherMy name's Welly Wearer and I want to commit crimes with fire.
2020-09-2056 minAmbridge to Nowhere11. Big Sexy RadishRay and Alex don't spot a Shoebill but they do spot some rare dialogue.
2020-08-1656 minAmbridge to Nowhere10. Are We Human Or Are We FarmerCW: brief mention of passive suicidality.
Why does Ray listen to The Archers? Why is a Weetabix not like a Shreddie? Can a horse Uber itself? Why have I used so many brand names in this month's blurb? These are the big questions.
2020-07-2257 minAmbridge to Nowhere9. Pavlova PavlavaRay and Alex disregard the new monologue format and the cow it rode in on. Instead they embark upon a quest of unbridled creativity.
2020-06-0646 minAmbridge to Nowhere8. What a Blast!Ray and Alex explode back onto the scene with a fireball of an episode.
2020-05-1151 minAmbridge to Nowhere7. The Villains EpisodeDoes playing squash make you a villain? Ray and Alex don't find the answer to this and many other life-affirming questions in this month's episode, dedicated to evil(ish)-doers and their (quite) evil deeds.
2020-02-081h 002020-01-061h 04Ambridge to Nowhere5. What is Joy?Ray and Alex learn that some animals aren't really suited to finding lost cats.
2019-12-0757 minAmbridge to Nowhere4. Ghost VillageWe learn the results of the bid competition and hear about some spooky innuendos.
2019-11-0459 minAmbridge to Nowhere3. Thank you for sharingRay and Alex risk the arcane wrath of English Heritage by dicking on Stonehenge a bit. They also talk about The Archers.
2019-09-2556 minAmbridge to NowhereTrailer 1A taste of a podcast where two people talk about BBC’s The Archers. Only one of them actually listens to The Archers.
2019-08-3002 minAmbridge to Nowhere2.1. Jim Lloyd Mini-EpisodeCW: mention of abuse of minors, related trauma, and re-encountering abusers.
Ray and Alex talk about a recent Archers plotline surrounding the character Jim Lloyd. Conversation separated from our usual episodes due to sensitive content.
Recorded July 2019.
2019-08-2913 minAmbridge to Nowhere2. Who knows horses better than a horseRay shares their first full shitlist, separating the curds from the whey.
Recorded July 2019.
2019-08-2954 min
Ambridge to Nowhere1. The BunteningIf you're often stumped when people ask you about BBC's The Archers, stop by our wicket to count our runs.
Disclaimer: When Ray said granola they meant flapjack. We would like to apologise for this grievous oversight.
Recorded June 2019.
2019-08-2941 min