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The Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 150 - Ketchup CousinsContent Warning: This episode may make you... hungry. Brian isn’t passing up the chance to get a quantity discount on tamales. Allen is catching the vapors over Tony’s freestyle skills. Tony describes his experience eating Neverfood. Chad throws a wet blanket of extra sauce over our dry food talk. Ricardo is willing to back his bros up, right or wrong.
2020-12-2152 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 149 - Aliens Don’t Need WindowsChad has a question for the crew. We’re not emotionally mature enough to answer, but we do anyway. Allen is going to be sad when the next president isn’t a UFBro. Ricardo isn’t impressed by your stealth craft, government. Brian’s weakness is his kindness, and high TV volume. Tony doesn’t care who you are. He’s going to make fun of you anyway.
2020-12-1451 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 148 - Magic MondayIt’s time for another not-so-magic hour in the water closet. Who is Brian, to tell Frank Miller what he can write? ChadRaddish is coming for that chess title, Magnus. Allen has a traumatic experience trying to share the magic with his friends. Ricardo tried to reveal secrets, but a Steve got him. Is Tony having technical issues, or is he a mutant with anti tech powers?
2020-12-0740 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 147 - Loosen Your GlutesThere’s a stale odor in the water closet, so it’s time to air out some dirty laundry. Tony talks about the controversy of a company flag football team. Chad wants to know why no one has made an archer vs archer revenge movie. Brian and Allen out themselves for crying in the car because they didn’t get to see a movie.
2020-11-3054 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 146 - Sushi ShirtChad was the Target of another man’s interest. Brian was caught in the intersection of hair cutting and busking. DeLiRiOuS was accused of bean discrimination. Allen was a pack member with a total stranger, because of his t-shirt.
2020-11-2350 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 145 - A Line-Crossing MomentWelcome to the Morning Zoo Dump, here’s Chewbacca with the weather. Allen likes to create characters in video games more than he likes playing the games. DeLiRiOuS tells us his stories of grinding, and playing Tony Hawk. Bobby Tries out his new soundboard setup, and we get Rick rolled live. Brian gets to interview a childhood hero. #breh
2020-11-1653 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 144 - The Juan About BobbyIt's another Juan on Juan episode, with the original duo of Atomic Mind Dump! DeLiRiOuS talks with Bobby about childhood, the start of the podcast and too much school milk.
2020-11-0952 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 143 - That’s Our Goose LineDon’t mind that gamey smell while you enjoy this episode, it’s us. DeLiRiOuS learned today that bears are on the menu. Allen is disappointed by falsely advertised chocolate meat. Bobby has no lines for which meat he would eat. Why is Brian so researched about cannibalism? Did Bobby stutter? He said no lines!
2020-11-031h 01The Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 142 - Kenny G’s Big InstrumentIt’s conspiracies and nostalgia in the water closet today. Chad reveals the secrecy of the government’s Operation: Warp Speed. Brian uses warp speed to take Bobby on a trip down 80s nostalgia lane. Bobby explains the dark web to Brian Oldman. A young Tony once bought a swap meet booth, but not to sell airbrushed gangster cartoon animal shirts, like we all thought. Allen calls in, trying to win that shirt.
2020-10-261h 00The Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 141 - Air Force BudWe’re switching from horror to dread on this October episode, as the crew talks politics. Brian needs to check doesthedogdie.com before he’ll watch another animal movie recommendation from Chad. Doubts are cast at Allen’s new business idea. Bobby has something to say from his Apology Corner. Actually, we all do.
2020-10-1956 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 140 - Tony, It’s Too Loud!We’re continuing monster talk for October, and this time the monsters are in the house! That was a “we’re the monsters” joke. Sorry that was dumb, but really, are you surprised at this point? Bobby’s a monster for real though, trying to spread lies about our childhood heroes.
2020-10-1257 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 139 - Teenage WerewolfWe’re starting the month of October off by talking about monsters! We start with which monster we would like to be, then we hypothetically drag each other into different monster movie worlds. Maybe a little talk about some real-world monsters, too. Did I say monster enough? #monster
2020-10-0557 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 138 - Deep Search Pee Wee HermanThis a throwback episode of bomb tracks and classic films, listeners. Grab your double burger with cheese on it and enjoy the show. Tony is a Green Ranger Stan, so please bear with him telling the stories again. Brian and Allen are Stans of the raddest anime feature film ever created.
End song: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Theme (Ocarina/Ukulele Cover)
By David Erick Ramos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb2Ir9NjT2w
2020-09-2857 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 137 - The Prestigious Berkeley School of Magic and MusicEnjoy the episode, but please know it was a different time when we did this. C to the H to the A to the D wants you to leave a message after the beep. Tony’s geography knowledge comes mostly from a classic cartoon song. Allen doesn’t give fake email addresses online, because lying makes his stomach hurt. Bobby realizes there’s is no good option behind the truth of the lemmings documentary. Brian wants the government to stay out of salsa spiciness and appropriate booty radii. Ricardo puts his naked guests on front street.
2020-09-2151 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 136 - Dumbo Number FiveWelcome to the water closet this week, literally. Bobby feels his all-natural energy drink is best served cold. Allen has to maintain a holding pattern until the plumber arrives. Tony is not a fan of all things “slivery”. Brian’s house is a den of snake owners and cat callers. Chad needs to touch the bush, but he doesn’t know why. Or he won’t tell us.
2020-09-141h 01The Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 135 - Aww, You Should Smile MoreWelcome to the Water Closet, but mind your step. Brian messed our brand new carpet dropping his bad joke. Tony constantly goes to the bathroom to squeeze out the answers. Allen has out of touch solutions for everyone’s real world problems. Bobby is not interested in our sympathy sounds about his life. Aww.
2020-09-0754 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 134 - Juan on JuanRicardo and DeLiRiOus share stories from the perspectives of a Mexican immigrant and a half breed. Hilarity ensues, VIVA LA RAZA!
2020-09-031h 04The Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 133 - The Honey TrapChad hosts this episode, and asks about dream home improvements. Brian invents a new sport, in his new room. Chad chooses the home of an apocalypse prepper. Allen builds the ultimate work area, to collect dust. Tony’s funhouse provides outdoor activities in an indoor setting. Bobby has been found guilty - of premeditated fun.
2020-08-311h 00The Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 132 - Goodbye, BonerIf you could have any superpower, what would you want, and what would you do with it? DeLiRiOuS begins with a desire to right minor wrongs, but do his good intentions quickly swirl down the drain? Can Bobby stand firm for justice, or will he flounder under the unbending corruptibility of power? Chad can assume the form of other living things, but why is it always animals? When the Roch Brothers crawl about, picking nuggets of gold from the others, will they become the most vile type of super villain?
2020-08-2455 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 131 - He Wears Short ShortsIt’s a time of growing up and becoming adults this episode. We wrote a poem about it. Please enjoy this haiku:
We share our stories
You download us and listen
The last hour, wasted
2020-08-1755 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 130 - Ninja SkillsCan you hear our quiet squeals of anticipation for you listening to this episode? Tony saw a dude in the park practicing ”ninja skills”, and he wasn't impressed. Bobby treats his Ls as “just halfway to a W”, and continues to drunkenly argue to victory. An hour into recording, Chad finally “gets the joke”. Brian was late to the movie, and doesn’t know who “that king dude” is supposed to be. Allen doesn’t want to hear that “this is the best part”.
2020-08-1056 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 129 - The Shower NarrativeGet back into your old gym clothes, listeners, and welcome the jungle. Chad tells us about the pecking order of middle school PE class. Allen has a special hands free approach to his problems. Brian talks about the damage done by 20 years of having a pocket phone. Tony reveals the real wall that stands in the way of peak human performance. Yes, Bobby is genuinely gagging during this episode. Just wet your hair, so we can mark you down for listening to this episode.
After credits ending: Chad’s “beard” sounds.
2020-08-0353 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 128 - Listen Here, GrimaceGetting together, but staying separate, we gather into the virtual water closet once again. Bobby wants to throw chopsticks into all exposed nostrils. Allen doesn’t want to have the conversation about making a bread box. Brian is all about that flip flop life with ninja socks right now. Time-travelin’ Tony went to the past to drop earworms on his younger self. Chad brings us current events from dubious news sources. Nice podcast we have here. It’d be a shame if someone were to notice it.
2020-07-2755 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 127 - The Most Blasphemous EpisodeNo amount of money, confessions, or miles on bikes can save everyone in this water closet from being flushed all the way down. Brian feels an imminent movie’s sequel sounds more like a threat. DeLiRiOuS McGrEgOr, from the clan McGrEgOr, has no time for imaginary friends. Bobby wonders how many times they need to practice Hamlet in that “before school” theater class. Chad doesn’t remember church, but he was great at the bells, though. Don’t pray for Allen, he’s doing alright, thanks.
Music: Hyfrodol (Our Great Savior) - Ballycastle Players: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A...2020-07-2052 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 126 - We’re Gonna Need More Pillow CasesTony Baloney tells stories of his formative years after moving to Las Vegas. It’s a tale of forgery, late nights, and rock fights. Charred Chad finds our Garbage Pail Kid names. Bubble Bobby was swept up into a rock fight once as a kid, just like Bony Tony. Brainless Brian wonders if the soapy vending machine will start killing. Alien Allen wants to bring the conversation back to “rock fight”, because he has questions. What was your Garbage Pail Kid name?
2020-07-131h 01The Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 125 - Driving While CrookedWelcome to another flushable episode from the AMD water closet. Tony watched a double feature in a dubious theater, but don’t ask him to rap about it. Brian wants to lift all of our spirits with a new driving podcast. Ricardo didn’t get a ticket for “driving while small”. Bobby finds a late surge of energy, and becomes the podcast hype man. Allen is the dusty hype button that never gets used.
2020-07-0652 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 124 - Ska Beat TakeshiBobby recaps his attempt at showing up to a protest the previous weekend. Tony tells us about the time he saw Phoenix Wright, Hot Take Attorney, in action. Chad is burning all his Hawaiian shirts, but can keep his “other” shirts. Because it’s a K-Pop thing. Brian was confused by the dance ending of a blind swordsman movie. Allen needs to control who gets his knee-jerk sympathy reactions.
Song: Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
2020-06-2959 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 123 - Too Early for the WarBobby was out there to protest against social injustice, but his timing was just a bit off. When he admits he’s unprepared to stand up to officers Gottam and Sickbern, the team rallies to help the cause. We try to keep the momentum going, but in true food boi style, we revert to potato discussion. This is nuts!
#BlackLivesMatter
2020-06-2440 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 122 - The King’s MoveIn this episode, we address the elephant in this nation's water closet, with uncomfortable incompetence. Brian is all for getting rid of wizard costumes and participation trophies. Bobby is willing to take one for the country, Anonymously. Tony spent too much on milk, but he isn’t willing to use it the way a king would. Allen hopes he can restart the good times with a chuff take. Chad is the one chill thing we need in this world right now.
#BlackLivesMatter
2020-06-2255 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 121 - Wack to the FutureWelcome to the water closet, for an online festival of Bummerpalooza. Brian hits us with a sobering reality, that a Back to the Future remake would take place in 1990. Bobby wonders about porn directors with dreams of going to Hollywood. Chad and Tony rap their canes and get angry about kids today not getting around under their own power. Allen wants to use YouTube to learn new skills, but the grumpy old men want to kick the computer out of his hand.
2020-06-1750 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 120 - A Very Special BlossomThis week is a very special episode. What begins with light-hearted exploding head takes and torn out sections of the dictionary, takes a turn to a more serious situation. We attempt to help one of our own, but we aren’t prepared to do it well. Incompetence is the new art.
2020-06-151h 03The Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 119 - Hey, Knock That OffThis week, Brian and Allen read a very nerdy old list to Bobby, about things we would like big budget movies to stop doing. It’s as cringy as it sounds, and be careful not to get hit by the spit flying from our jowly, raging cheeks. Call Hollywood, though, because we just improved The Fantastic Four.
2020-06-1153 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 118 - Sportz DrankWelcome to the water closet, listeners. Wait, that isn’t water! DeLiRiOuS gets his mixed up drank on, and we have questions. Bobby is starting to appreciate the attitude of old men in gym locker rooms. Allen took his good vision for granted, now he’s going all in, and getting the most glasses. Brain is either pretending to be a scale or an airplane, we’re not sure. Chad does his best to keep us updated on research about “the sugar stuff”.
2020-06-0850 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 117 - Professional Ladder OwnerJoin us in the quantum Water Closet for another ridiculous thought experiment. Tony needs a sassy caretaker. Ricardo loses his race card, but zings his way back onto the force. Brian learns about fancy footwear fashion, Chad researches famous plane crashes, and Allen will always put Back to the Future 3 into the VCR. Bobby will stare until he gets all the cheese.
2020-06-0341 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 116 - Sushi to the MaxWelcome to another socially distanced broadcast from the Water Closet. Allen asks if we’re proud enough of our product to actually tell others about it. Brian shamelessly promotes a product for free, and may have to cancel his chocolate subscription as a result. Tony is an old-fashioned hero, battling today’s lack of social interaction. Bobby explains a world made better through food science and 80s robots. Special guests today, Chad doing research, and a smoke detector.
2020-06-0147 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 115 - The Mayo ClinicStraighten up your tinfoil antennas, and jump into the Water Closet with us. Today, we start with the Japanese take on a classic condiment. Chad helps us research, and stumbles onto a condiment conspiracy. Allen is a gluttonous Sarlacc Pit, with no self control when topping his rice. Tony just wants his eggs boiled the right way, but conflict ensues. Bobby reveals the harsh truth, that Tony isn’t “eighty dollars hot”.
We’re gonna hanky panky, brb.
2020-05-2949 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 114 - Race CardsIn this episode, the multi-ethnic members of the Dump attempt to choose a side. Bobby is reminded of his place when someone “pulls a racist” on him, then the cycle continues when Bobby does the same in a galaxy far, far away. Tony doesn’t feel Mexican enough sometimes, but is reminded of his moment of Brown Pride. Brian wants his kids to get that Asian money, and Allen’s strange accent causes white folks to wonder about him.
2020-05-2748 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 113 - Space Toe JamWelcome to the Space Jam 2 Appreciation Podcast! In this episode, we front flip over haters, discuss things that happened “back in the day”, and turn down commissions that ask us to appreciate other things. Someone crashes the podcast, and un-appreciates Space Jam. Front flip over that hater, Space Jammers. We believe you can fly!
2020-05-2555 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 112 - Muppet MouthWelcome to Cotcast! This week, we gather into the virtual Water Closet, and Pretty T tells the crew the reason he takes three to four naps a day. Brian uses his his medical knowledge to explain the specifics of the “Tover”. Dr. Bobby got jokes, and an old sawbones approach for treatment. Allen thinks a mand-aid and leaping into bed is enough to cure all.
2020-05-2256 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 111 - Cowboy Was Forced On YouWelcome to the safe-ish space of the Water Closet. Chad is here this week, but mostly just to listen in on a free live podcast. Allen is looking into starting a new career as a forensic handwriting expert. Brian never saw that bummer tearjerker movie you recommended, so don’t waste your energy. DeLiRiOuS doesn’t want you to shove it in his face, and it’s not what we originally thought. Bobby relives the transformative cultural healing of tight jeans and plaid shirts.
2020-05-2050 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 110 - Ok, XennialAfter a long, long hiatus, we’re back! Sort of. The crew is broadcasting from their separate water closets during the 2020 quarantine. Chad tells us conspiracy theories, which he reads from only the most reputable sources. Brian is your yeast plug, slinging that “Yeah” on the streets. Allen is trapped in a mirror, enamored by his own reflection. Tony lords over the rest of us with his Mew Two generational superiority, but Bobby is having none of that. He wants to speak to your manager.
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The Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 109 - Hook 'Em, Dan-OAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 109 - Hook 'Em, Dan-O
Don't worry about those sounds, dear listener. That's just the cops doing #stupidcopthings in Pretty T's neighborhood. Every. Single. Night. We discuss an idea for a pirate cop book, and everyone workshops the project. Brian is told to stop making sounds. Allen shouts out his love for the greatest Ice Cube movie, and Bobby explains the thirst of Disney pirates.
2020-05-1743 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 108 - Chuff For Me, Clown!Pretty T would like to welcome only the adults to an episode of Atomic Mind Dump Nights. Brian discusses the vampire episode of a TV show about bikinis and banana hammocks. Allen is caught up in the modern day trend of building a medieval trebuchet. If DeLiRiOuS wants something thrown, he'll do it with his bare hands, and his superhuman throwing ability. Bobby admits that he is merely a chuff enabler, and not a chuff participant. Your jimmies may be rustled during this episode, fair warning.
2020-05-1635 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 107 - Dear Podcast, Put That On a ShirtDear podcast listener, we tried changing to a more chill format this week, because it was almost Allen and Bobby just laughing for 45 minutes. We riff bad t-shirt ideas... Or are they? We also don't like radio shows using their produced content to compete with our sloppy podcasts. Tony arrives to rain hard truth on our untapped market idea. Cue the morning zoo whistle sounds.
2020-05-1645 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 106 - Frisking for DickiesThis is the episode that will resurface when we run for Senator. Bobby is watching not porn with not Velma. Brian isn't allowed to by Tricksies pants for his kids. DeLiRiOuS brings the Hot Topics, and they get Allen heated. Pay 'em more! This episode is brought to you by NPR... NOT
2020-05-1642 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 105 - Keep out the Ill EaglesSqueeze this main attraction content between your buttocks, listeners! You're welcome for the tinnitus. Bobby points out the creepiness of knowing your state's age of consent. Allen gives the guys tickets to the gun show. 'Murica. Tony's wall won't let science or facts get in the way of the truth. Brian comes to the sports defense of skill games.
2020-05-1649 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 104 - Joke CuckedThe Water Closet Fite Club is on, now! Allen throws the first punch, with a monster claim made by DeLiRiOuS, and he decides to cosign it. Tony struts in with fresh bloody knuckles, and stories of his hardness, until the heavy bag makes an appearance to dispute his claims. Bobby goes online to see both sides of the liberal/conservative debate, and all he sees is salt. Endless plains of salt. Brian tells the story of his journey into stock investing, but it sends us all into a rant against newspaper funny pages.
2020-05-1641 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 103 - Nothing Bundt TroubleWelcome to the aromatheraphy Water Closet! Sit back, enjoy an Unkempt Joseph, and listen to this episode, as we choose what to cure, so you don't have to. This week, Allen defends his use of a bad comedy hashtag, Bobby goes to war against tiny bundt cakes, and Brian, in a stunning turn of events, switches sides mid-argument. Email us, and tell us which side you're on. #KermitTyping.gif
2020-05-1646 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 102 - The Episode of Sure DeathWelcome to the Water Closet feeding frenzy. Our bellies are filled with joke-meat and license plates. This week: Brian finally reads a business book classic, and his Description of it makes us all want to be Jerk Dad. Bobby is concerned that Steven Seagal is in a real-life descent into madness, and Netflix is just filming it. Allen feels shame when Brian goes dad-mode, and embarrasses him with stories of old RPG characters. Mr. Seagal, if you’re listening to this, we’re writing that feel-good teacher movie, just for you.
2020-05-1646 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 101 - Cough, Pop, and DropWelcome to the most reliable source for your fake news, dear listeners. This week: Allen hasn’t been 100% at all since the year started, and his daughter doesn’t care. President DeLiRiOuS does not discriminate, even when his pranks do. Bobby realizes that this podcast creates the dankest timelines. Brain reveals the next episode of Mike Rowe’s Dirty Jobs: Abroad. None of it matters, though, because iRealDolls are taking over the world. #DrowningInPoon
2020-05-1644 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 100 - Douche ScootersThis episode happens in the future, in a world after episode 100 of AMD, full of flying cars and douche scooters! And then we never did the official episode 100 extravaganza, so now it’s this. Ricardo is back, replacing his speed dating questions with inspirational emojis. Brian earns a “That’s what my dad always says.” Allen needs the bigger arm cuff. Bobby can’t sleep without the white noise of porn. #Gigaflop
2020-05-1638 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 099 - Too Much Nate DoggThe Water Closet is all about New Year’s nonsense, in our “Holiday After the Holidays Special”. Until the discussion turns to Nate Dogg. Bobby gives Jack in the Box a winning New Year’s promotion idea. Also, he reveals the truth behind the Mandela Effect. Allen takes offense at not being considered a good Kneeling Bandit. Brian gets a head start on his New Year’s resolution, so he can feel a little better when it fails a week into January. DeLiRiOuS finally reveals his identity, because now he knows he can run for president and still say whatever h...2020-05-1644 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 098 - A Very Old Fashioned SentenceThis week, the Water Closet is a time machine that travels back for pro wrestling nostalgia. Mostly because Bobby is outnumbered by two old guys. Brian shoots on the Robocop incident in pro wrestling. Allen shoots on the mutant ability of a classic wrestler. Bobby shoots on a missed opportunity to perform at a little wrestling event.
2020-05-1636 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 097 - Take Me By the HandHands are held, and arms are crossed, in the water closet this episode, valued listeners. Allen and Bobby hold hands, and try not to let go of their masculinity, as they reach for an obscure world record. Tony holds on to his disapproval of TDPDA, while he death-grips his Man Card. Brian drops the clay on the carpet, and no one is able to grasp his fiber analogy.
2020-05-1644 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 096 - Fifty Shades of GravyIt's a post Thanksgiving wrap up in the water closet, and the guys share what they are thankful for. Buckle up for a bummer list, everyone. Allen has to buy two tickets, and is very uncomfortable in theme park rides. DeLiRiOuS reveals the moment he switched to boxers. Brian gets viral video-bombed at his new gym/bakery. Hey, Bobby over there, with his hat and a shirt. You're dressed so nice, kid.
2020-05-1638 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 095 - Ocean's Eleven InchesMove your papers and mattresses away from the speakers, listeners! The water closet is barely able to contain this hottest fire intro. DeLiRiOuS hates comedy in threes, but likes eating "genius butter". Allen doesn't think Tony and Bobby understand what putting a toe in the water means. Bobby would like have the immunity that comes with impersonating Danny DeVito. This episode may end in a dramatic case of mistaken identity, involving a gun pointed a two of the same person. #AflacMoney #AffleckMoney
2020-05-1647 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 094 - Cup the RollIt's been less than 12 hours since the presidential election results, and a drastic new change has been implemented. Water closet talk this week is speculation about why The Purge is happening. Also, in this episode - DeLiRiOuS reveals his catfishing tattoo. Allen reveals his solution to corporate tax problems: patriotic stickers. Bobby reveals how he comfortably lumps all Trump voters under one blanket. Brian reveals the secret of heavier concealed carriers.
2020-05-1653 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 093 - Sucks to Be YouThis week in the water closet, the original AMD trio discusses the topic of losers. DeLiRiOuS tells the tale of the 43 million dollar steak dinner. Bobby’s hot water tank is the lovable loser that sacrifices itself to save him. Everyone that Trick or Treated at Brian’s house this year was the loser, as they took responsible amounts of old-man candy.
2020-05-1649 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 092 - I Can’t Pretend to Care AnymoreThis is a week of arms crossing in firm disapproval of things for the AMD crew. DeLiRiOuS is sick, and bows out early. Or he just doesn’t care about us. Bobby doesn’t approve when things get excessively fast and excessively furious. Brian crosses his arms hard across his Star Wars jersey, in protest of professional sports. Allen thinks less of a possible white supremacist, but only after seeing his tattoo. Be sure to enjoy the Zen garden break in the middle of this episode.
2020-05-1647 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 091 - Pickle JokesTacos, tummy aches, and tush care. We cover the entire digestive system in the water closet this week. Bobby would rather be at the wall of taco trucks. Or the Yellowcard concert. Allen can only approve of so much of Brian’s comedy, until he puts on his coach hat and pulls him off the joke pitcher’s mound. Brian puts on his sausage costume, and plays the bad joke mascot when he’s not allowed to pitch. DeLiRiOuS will support car trunk tamales, but never food truck fusion.
2020-05-1647 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 090 - Passing the Buck: The EpisodeWhen we’re not handing off responsibilities around the water closet, we take only bad selfies. Bobby explains how he was a part of the exploding Samsung Note 7 saga, and a victim of the hack comedy that followed it. Brian explains the gradual process of going “full Trump”. Allen takes his electric clipboard around the neighborhood to solve bad parenting. DeLiRiOuS recounts his stories of witnessing fanatical sports culture, and tries to say something nice about the the presidential candidates.
2020-05-1649 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 089 - You Got an F, for Fat, BroWe’re grading everything in the water closet this episode, including our grades. Allen “the hypocritical heavyweight” Manning is disappointed to see celebrities put on weight. Bobby “Tenacious B” Robinson wonders if the internet is ready for a reverse Rick Roll video. Pretty D-minus expresses his fear of getting fat by association, then steps out to take an important phone call. Don’t worry, Bobby and Allen provide play-by-play for it. Also, we come to the realization that Brian is out to spite Tony, and is ultimately saving us from ourselves. #PaulChen #Sunflowers
2020-05-1652 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 088 - The Holy Grail of BonertownOur research in the water closet this week has linked a disturbing trend with a country’s population decline. Also this week: Allen will tell the government whatever they want to hear, to get that sweet advertising money. DeLiRiOuS refuses to waste his time listening to TV theme songs. Bobby gets none of the benefits when he tries to watch his porn Blu Rays Brian tells unbelievable tales about aliens living on Earth, and a friend that claims he didn’t know he was ordering porn.
2020-05-1648 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 087 - Magnolia JellyToday’s adventures in the water closet are about visiting hospitals and old comedy topics. Brian’s jokes swing to both extremes today, but don’t worry, none of his topics are current. A very hearty DeLiRiOuS visits a hospital for the first time, and has a 90s comedy experience. Allen’s emergency room visit is deemed unworthy, because no one got ice cream. Director Bobby can’t keep any of the sad casting couch footage.
2020-05-1656 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 086 - You Killed ArtaxTony is sick this week, so Bobby, Brian, and Allen the guest, are running the Water Closet. Into the ground. Instead of Wookie-chuffing at each other, like we normally do when DeLiRiOuS is out, we spend the day giggling at our own jokes, and shamelessly self-promoting our personal projects. Eventually, we discuss the therapy of role-playing games, and the depressing realization that we caused the sad parts of a classic 80s movie. In the end, we’re all betas and omegas, pretending to be alphas. Except superactor Jeantonio Vanderas. He’s the genetic alpha male. Robocop beat produced by Cran...2020-05-1654 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 084 - Hustle and FroThis week, on a very special episode of Blossom, DeLiRiOuS brings an Atomic topic. Mind your step in here, because they all bring the Dump, afterward. The tone in the water closet is deep today, but the original crew is always able to joke inappropriately. Bobby bids farewell to his little hitchhiker, and realizes how attached he actually was to it. Brian is uncomfortable and queasy at times, but still manages to bring his dad-level humor. DeLiRiOuS is… he just, uh… I can’t even. #FrenchDonkey
2020-05-1659 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 082 - Tups, Shups, and UpsThis week, the AMD water closet is green. Partly, because we envy what “just a bunch of amateur athletes” can accomplish. Mostly, because we’re using Olympic diving water, imported from Brazil. DeLiRiOuS is totally ok with faking a school sit-ups record, but refuses to do “fake” pull-ups. Allen will take any pull up he can get, by any means necessary. Brian feels bad for decathletes, and feels good about the sound of painting. We also proudly endorse a Rogers / Ross 2016 ticket. #DeadPresidents This week is cut short by technical difficulties. We blame Bobby, because he wasn't here. Please come back...2020-05-1630 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 081 - Weasel SlappersThis week, AMD is recording from the water closet of a Starbucks, because Brian is now our resident pompous author, who only handles his media in analog format. Tony is a tiger, with no tolerance for finger wags. Allen is a weasel slapper, with his sights set on Tony. Bobby is a stand up comic, with a tight five on quality-made products.
2020-05-1653 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 078 - Repo Man 2: No Take BacksTake a trip to the Water Closet, by the angry fistful. Bobby puts on his bear suit, and when he asks you about the weather, he doesn't want to hear about the weather. Tony is a jerk sherpa, that wants to mail people to his house. Allen lives his life in a state of emotional Equilibrium, and he sees grammar mistakes, like that kid in The Sixth Sense. If you make it to the end of this episode, here's your t-shirt, hero. #NoTrevors
2020-05-1655 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 077 - The Credit Card Known as The OlympicsWe let you into our Water Closet for another episode to let you see too much of us. Bobby is mad at the Olympics, DeLiRiOuS is mad at whistling through missing teeth, and Allen is mad at the state of hip hop today. We also discover the ugly truth about ourselves: we're the hoes. #HoesMad
2020-05-1648 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 076 - DiGiorno Pizza of ComedyWelcome to Throwupalooza! Bobby shows little regard for his life, as he plays disc golf the way God intended. Allen wears sunglasses indoors to battle a one-beer hangover. Pretty T bakes tossed cookies in a Vegas hot car, and struggles to keep his house under three-digit temperatures. The guys also want "killing George Clooney" to become a regular conversational phrase. Also, Brexit, because everyone else is. #KillingGeorgeClooney
2020-05-1645 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 075 - Proud to be an AmericanThe Water Closet lives up to it's name in this Seat-Lifting Episode of Atomic Mind Dump! Allen puts on a Pinwheel hat, Brian's kids get Overwatch, Bobby Farts in front of his loved ones, and DeLiRiOuS has a Potty-Mouth for Brock Turner! #GetOutofthePool
2020-05-1651 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 074 - Million Dollar BarneyYou can't turn down the heat of Atomic Mind Dump! Today DeLiRiOuS inappropriately Touches his Thermostat and Stuffed Animals! Bobby starts the Florida Ban on Tipping! Allen is a Big Gay Chub! #SloppySecondsSloppySecondsSloppySeconds
2020-05-1647 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 073 - We Miss FrankWe Miss You Frank Come Home. We also talk about disc golf.
2020-05-1655 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 072 - Shawshank PrunoPour yourself a glass of Toilet Wine and Take the Nakatomi Elevator to another episode of Atomic Mind Dump! This week we take away your American Man Cards with Movies like Godfather, American Ninja, and Bloodsport. Then we attack Anakin Child Actor and Etta James Mourners. Topping it off with a Roll to Remember.
2020-05-1657 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 071 - American Sign LanguageIt's time to Pay Five on this Hardcore Episode of Atomic Mind Dump! We Throw Stones, Eat Dirt, and Get Minion Stickers for Free! Children Fighting!
2020-05-1655 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 068 - Peeingnormal ActivityThe Water Closet pumps up the Yellow Noise on the Brown Notes with this episode of Atomic Mind Dump. Miss the bowl with Ghost, Sleep-Walking, and Crawling with Bums!
2020-05-1645 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 067 - F-Word CertificateGet your runs down in the Water Closet! We're talking Human Endurance, FWORD-ER! Episode ends early dues to the lack of endurance...
2020-05-1638 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 066 - The Running PurgeTHE WATER CLOSET IS CLOSED! ALL APRIL FOOLS MUST DIE!
This episode we take no prisoners as we hail our True Leader, Donald Trump, who ushers us into the era of The Running Purge! The new holiday to replace April Fools! Then DeLiRiOuS teaches children the F word! And Hypotheticals!
2020-05-1653 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 065 - Fifty Seven and Two-ThirdsFrom the deep annuls of the Water Closet rises the previously unreleased episodes of Episode 57, the episodes about DRUGS. We also mention alcohol, which of Jared Fogel and Bill Cosby we would Jesus and Barabbas, Chinese Plastic Surgery, and Three other Special Episode 57 Episodes!!
2020-05-1638 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 064 - Fat Val KilmerMatt puts his Bleached Butt over the Water Closet in this special lunchtime episode! Defending Snowpiercer, Toppling John Cena and Halle Berry, and giving you a Fun Jim Henson Trick to do with your Val Kilmer! I used to be Batman.
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The Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 056 - River CooterGet on your waders and come on down by the river, Atomic Mind Dump has an episode for your pets. This week; Zookeeper DeLiRiOuS tells his Pigeon Stories, Allen takes a Bird Dump, Brian mediates The Ninja Turtles, Frank kills a Whole Township of Birds, and Bobby leads the Blind Dogs. #WOOOOOO2020-05-1600 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 055 - This Is Our TherapyLay across the fainting couch, Dr. DeLiRiOuS is in for another Episode of Atomic Mind Dump! Pretty T has 99 Coupon Problems but his Daughter's Birthday ain't one, Bobby is Sara McLachlan Sad Puppy, Allen is Die Hard Therapy, and Brian Skates on By.This is our therapy.2020-05-1600 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 054 - Apex BullySwirly your way down the Water Closet to another episode of Atomic Mind Dump! This week Bobby takes out Ewoks that Don't Wanna Dance, Allen jumps down the Sarlacc Pit, Brian has The Thousand Yard Velma Stare, Apex Bully DeLiRioUs Screens his Phone Voice, and Forrest Frank might have AIDS. These people need to be bullied.2020-05-1600 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 053 - Auld Lang SyneJoin Brian, DeLiRiOuS, Allen, and Bobby and Welcome in the New Year with Atomic Mind Dump. Covering every event you remember from a special 2015 year-in-review, such as Ferguson, Gay Marriage, and Donald Trump or even getting something you may have missed like that German Pilot thing or that Amtrak still exist.We don't spoil any Star Wars. Seriously.Auld Lang Syne by Run River North; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snpyNi9XXfw2020-05-1600 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 052 - The Airing of GrievancesGather 'round the Festivus Pole, listeners... we got a lot of problems with you people! Allen wants the traditional struggles of a classic Christmas dad. Brian calls for a war against Boxing Day, and continues to take bad gift opening photos. DeLiRiOuS takes credit for Christmas, takes toys from the hated, and takes on the journey of ninja mastery. Frank Spiderman refuses to save his uncle Ben, and chooses the path of no responsibility. Bobby was out making deliveries. We think he's Santa.2020-05-1600 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 051 - Facebook is My Modern Day MusketNever be wrong when you choose Atomic Mind Dump! This week; Allen Jury Rigs an Argument, Pretty T Invests in Soft Helmets, Bobby is the real Monster in Monster Trucks, Brian Trumps II, and Frank Freeze Guns the Predator.2020-05-1600 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 050 - Thanksgiving MiracleDo you believe in miracles? Good. Here's your special 50th episode of Atomic Mind Dump! This week Frank debates the Heritage of the Blue Haired, Blonde Eyed Navi, Bobby puts on the Hold, Brian gets Free Money from the Government, Allen solves The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, and xXDeLiRiOuSXx tells us what he's Not Thankful for-- but then lifts his hate for Female Comedians and Cops when he gets 11 Herbs and Spices.#KFCsolvesHate #DoubleDown2020-05-1600 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 049 - Running MenBerserker Barrage your ears with this Atomic Mind Dump! Allen enters the Running Man, Brian is Gang Fights of New York, Bobby gives an Arm and a Leg, and DeLiRiOuS trades Non-Mexican Antonio Banderas for 21 Jump Street Johnny Depp.I don't think we would do well in a podcast.What would your podcast weapon be?2020-05-1600 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Episode 48 - Vote 20% StarsWackity Shamckity Doo, Atomic Mind Dump is coming for you! Brian's Klux List gets Lopped by Starbucks Red Cups, Pretty T makes Servers Work Hard for the Money, Bobby Swats the good times, and Allen Wipes the ketchup from his hot dog buns. Give us one star or five stars.2020-05-1600 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 047 - White DifficultyGet your name on a list and AOL sign on for Atomic Mind Dump! Brian leaks his Friends List of Anon KKK, Bobby Makes Sikh Jokes and Trends White Suicide, Allen Metaphors Skyscrapers to Egos, and DeLiRiOuS Trumps away from the Worst Episode.#ZimaandCyanide2020-05-1600 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 046 - Finger Banging BladesHear the new, half-quality, audio clarity as Atomic Mind Dump drops dulcet tones into your ear waves. DeLiRiOuS is back from the land of love hotels and ninja training parks. Bobby summons the Spirit of the original Mind Dump. Allen's jokes bomb.2020-05-1600 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 045 - BBW TaftPut your ear up to the gigglehole and listen to the sweet sounds of Brian, Allen, Bobby, and Frank as they Circle around the Cookie, Make it Rain with MC Ahab, Waft Pancake Strippers, and dub Abraham Lincoln the Sexiest President Ever....2020-05-1600 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 044 - Danish Blade: The Greatest DaneIn a world of a nearly empty Water Closet, three men step up to the throne; Bobby wielding his Death in a Gay Bar, Brian armed with an Real World Alarm Clock, and Allen carrying strapped with his Kendamanation. Together they fight the onslaught...2020-05-1600 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 043 - Ken Watanabe's CouchIn this special episode of Atomic Mind Dump; Pretty T sets off for the land of Ken Watanabe's, Allen makes a Squatty Potty, Brian won't ever forget about Dre, Bobby plays Sumo Roulette, and Frank doesn't hate me. This is the best it's ever gonna...2020-05-1600 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 042 - Al-yoo-mini-umThis week in the okayest episode of Atomic Mind Dump; Bobby gets Sassy, Pretty T gets Swords, Allen gets Uncomfortable, and Brian finally gets His.2020-05-1600 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 041 - Three's Bad CompanyBetter get a glass of water for this episode of Atomic Mind Dump; Pretty Master T spins the tale of the Double D Dim Mak to Frank, Allen, and Brian. Revealing the secret technique of guiltshaming.2020-05-1600 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump – Ep 040 – I'm Dah Fiyah StartaHey kids, do drugs, and learn how to properly put out grease fires. PUT ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE!2020-05-1600 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 039 - You Need Both These Tabs Open?Go let the dogs out for another edition of Atomic Mind Dump! This week the Water Closet is Haunted by the Ghost of Pretty T and his Ant Army, Brian Manning gets things Pitch Perfect, Bobby Barks for Peanut Butter and Cottage Cheese, and Allen conjures up Ghost Dad. Brb in 45 seconds.2020-05-1600 minThe Atomic Mind Dump PodcastAtomic Mind Dump - Ep 038 - Parking Justice WarriorTime to get your 24 Hour Massage with Atomic Mind Dump; Allen Takes to the Streets and Puts His Car in P-- for Justice, Bobby Fakes His Pregnancy and His Glasses, DeLiRiOuS Can't Get a Facebook Loan, and Brian was there too.2020-05-1600 min