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Blue Skies from the BasementIt’s Definitely Poo: A Thanksgiving TaleWe're BACK!
and I'll tell ya this much, it's definitely NOT exotic jams!
Oh how we have missed y'all, so so much. Where did we go? Why haven't new audio episodes come out? Do you guys still love us? We didn't go anywhere, and duh.. you are too easy to love! If you have missed your weekly dose of the banana cult as much as we've missed you, you can always join us LIVE on Saturdays at 10pm EST. The show has been going strong over there, and we now have a backlog of episodes...2022-11-244h 15Blue Skies from the BasementAustin Is a Piece of ShitWe're back!
Welcome to the LICE SHOW! SHIT, LIVE**** not lice. Gross. Austin can't type, and following with podcast tradition, continues to say words wrong. Speaking of which, It's been too long! We have missed all of you. This one is a bit... (pause for dramatic ben affleck) Goofy. Austin is on one, Wes is drunker than usual, Honesty is over us both, and everyone's favorite Aunt K is with us, back for her third guest appearance! You may remember her from, making the boys look like babies for crying about hot wings on a previous episodes...2022-02-101h 05Blue Skies from the BasementWet DaydreamWe're back!
Coming in with a family episode, just in time for you to ignore yours on the holiday! Why gossip about your aunt's dry turkey and your uncle's bad politics, when you can sit back and enjoy our conversation about olive phobias, fingerboarding edits, and Ruby Tuesday's instead?! We are joined by fam of the banana, Jacob (guitarist of Forever Unknown) and Mathew, for this one. Wes may not be related, but it sure does feel like it by the end of this one. Strap-in, step-on, step-brother... or whatever.. I've been watching too much free internet...2021-11-233h 07Blue Skies from the BasementSick Schwinn ft. MattWe're back!
Oh how we have missed you all! After a brief hiatus, the releases are back and the backlog is loaded with guests and tons of extra treats to look forward to. On this one, we are joined by Austin and Honesty's neighbor, Matt! He comes on to show off his cookies and his Schwinn, and the crew is impressed with both. This man got that real real. Plus lots of other nonsense and stories about injuring ourselves!
This one starts out hot and only increases in heat as we go, so strap in...2021-09-103h 33Blue Skies from the BasementIt Better Be Raw ft. KaitlynWe're back!
With a Friday release? Shit's been weird y'all and we get into it a little on the show. It's been such a trip doing this so far, and we talk about how adult life, parenting, work, and our own mental struggles have made this one hell of a rollercoaster ride! But never worry, the Blue Skies will always be back to deliver your much needed dose of positivity and potassium!
Returning guest, and friend who hasn't seen any of the shows or movies we love, Kaitlyn, joins us and continues to shock and s...2021-07-233h 09Blue Skies from the BasementBrokeRib MountainWe're back!
Back again with the Backyardigans (I don't know where this trend started, but I'm not complainin') and comin' in with a classic just the crew episode. Don't worry though, we have guest episodes in the chamber with some returning favorites! This one starts weird, goes nerdy, and then ends with Austin almost passing out from pain and laughter. He may have busted his ribs skating with Wes, and now the crew is using him like a comedy voodoo doll.
First up, Wes dives deep and explains the history of magic and the current s...2021-07-011h 29Blue Skies from the BasementBonus Ep - Blue Skies from the Outdoors ft. Kyle Fleer and CodyWe're back!
(bonus release)
The BananaCult went camping and had a weekend off with the boys featuring Kyle Fleer ($5 Worth of Guilt) and Cody (Dad, Daddy, Dadder). It's somehow more homoerotic than it sounds and we do it all just for you, baby. Wink wink... Too creepy? I'll stop.
In the middle of nowhere, Kentucky, the boys sit down at a picnic table on a beach, at the top of a mountain. Yeah, a mountain beach in good ol' 'Tucky. We catch up with Kyle and Cody since the last time we all ta...2021-06-1644 minBlue Skies from the BasementSurprise Bidet/Drunk Amy ft. KaitlynWe're back!
Ooowee are we glad to be back, and with a special guest! Now that the crew is fully vaccinated, Kaitlyn joins us about 30 minutes in and we have so much fun that, we record one of our longest episodes yet! You may know Kate from Wes calling her the wrong name for years now. Or as the lovely person who donated to the show when we needed new mics! OH and she got us both banana shirts so like... are you really a fan of us? She's making you look bad right now. Even brought...2021-05-273h 38Blue Skies from the BasementPlus the BallsHow deep really, is balls deep?
(Special Guest Episode next week!)
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OooWeeee! Despite some technical issues, a couple mics dying on us (RIP) and a week from hell, the crew is back at it, and holy poop does it feel good! Join us, as Austin almost forgets to record the show again, Wes restrains himself from strangling him, and Honesty tries to keep us on the rails as we get one more drink deep into the hole! This all proves, that no matter what happens, the Blue Skies will always return.
We start off with our fan base and Honesty giving us shit about...2021-05-062h 02Blue Skies from the BasementPenis AdjacentWe're back!
Now hold your tongue (YOUR tongue, don't touch other people's tongue without consent) and say "I was born on a pirate ship". Weren't we all? Anyway, the crew is back at it with release from the vault! This one was recorded mid February of this year. Don't you worry, this one is all goof no news, so the date doesn't matter. You could be an alien in the year 3069 and this would still apply DIRECTLY to your daily life. Bit spooky, innit?
The gang gets right into it and we introduce ourselves to...2021-04-222h 06Blue Skies from the BasementWet NapWe're back!
Sorry for the late episode y'all, be on the lookout for an extra episode this week to make up for it! It feels great to be back (he says, knowing full well we are on a recording vacation currently) and in the studio with the crew! We catch up on our weeks as usual, do some reminiscing about breakup fights we watched from the balcony of Austin's old apartment, and we get right into two stories of an explosion that happened in town (praise Satan) and a drunk guy who was delivered to Austin and...2021-04-152h 01Blue Skies from the BasementButt SpidersWe're back!
This one has all the classics and some bound to be new favorite segments, along with some "learning what not to do" on the fly. So strap in, and unpeel this banana with us. We get into everything from pandemic woes as parents with jobs and needs, Honesty getting padded up for rollerblading finally, and a brand new game for the crew to compete in and test their dirty dirty internet knowledge!
We first get haunted by the recurring and soon to be guest, Podcast Ghost.. and then we talk about the up's...2021-04-021h 33Blue Skies from the BasementUnhappy TrailWe're back!
This one is a certified fresh banana, perfectly ripe for eating. This episode was recorded just last weekend if you are listening to this the day it released! I meant it when I said we were getting back on schedule damn it. This, and our back catalog of unreleased eps are being edited and pushed out for release the next few weeks, so bunches and bunches of bananas coming your way!
First up, the crew refuses to let you have your binky, you've become too attached to it... and honestly, it's kinda lame...2021-03-251h 22Blue Skies from the BasementOnlyBananasWe're back!
As promised, and back on schedule! If you missed your weekly blue skies and your nightly banana sermons, then go get your robes out of the closet and dust em off, because the cult is back baby! Weekly releases on Thursdays and bonus eps coming so we can get back to current times with our backlog! Thanks for hanging in there while the banana crew slowly regathers our marbles heading into year two of the pandemic..
SO, first off, the gang starts it light (no, late.. we start it late) with some not...2021-03-182h 30Blue Skies from the BasementBananaParade2: Two Year AnniversaryWe're back!
Oh man am I glad to be putting this out finally! If you were wondering what was up with all the grey clouds, and where your blue skies have gone... Never fear! Coming in like Captain Hindsight, the superhero you never needed, we return with a look back at the best moments from the 2nd year of the show! Join the Blue Skies crew as we travel back in time through some of our favorite guest appearances, games, Austin's never ending burps, and Honesty's constant disappointment in the boys!
Starting from Zip Plop S...2021-03-114h 10Blue Skies from the BasementBANANACULT2: Cult HarderWe're back!
Coming in with the first fresh release of the year, and the first of the new live shows we are doing! Come check us out on twitch.tv by following the BananaCultLeader for live chats, streams, gaming, and even chances to win merch from the show... Congrats and a big thanks to xSandycheeks10x for participating in our streams and being our first winner! Make sure to follow her as well, links below as usual!
So now that we are live streaming, Austin and Wes get into the matters of the week... Like...2021-02-113h 16Blue Skies from the BasementBoujee BedbugsWe're back!
Oh, what do we have here? A surprise? This episode is the first of many unreleased episodes from the second full year of BSFTB! Starting with a drop from December of 2020, after the New Years special, Pecky Blenders. So lets get into it, and see what the gang was thinking heading into 2021!
First up, the blue skies crew tries something a bit new, and Honesty intros the show for us! Changes to routine always come with new surprises, and the switch up instantly veers the conversation off topic into basic AF wall decor, Au...2021-01-292h 11Blue Skies from the BasementImpressions Of MyselfWe're back!
This time with the first of many special extra episodes of the new year! The Banana Crew has stored up a bunch of classic and unreleased content in a vault, and it's all coming out this year! Get ready for six new drops, new cameras for our video episodes, and plenty of new games ang segments! We've got the full gang for this one, and we may start with a low energy Austin, but we end with Wes cancelled and Honesty wanting a snake.
We get into the swing of...2021-01-212h 00Blue Skies from the BasementHoliday Special: Pecky BlendersWe're Back!
Comin' in with the year end special! The full gang is here, and in the holiday spirit. Ugly Christmas sweaters, vests, and hats abound... The crew gets right back to it after a short hiatus! We know you've missed us, and we've missed you too. Join Beverage Pocket, Honesty, and Wes, as they take Christ out of Christmas, and break all the rules just like a toddler would!
The boys have been keeping themselves sane by gaming, while the Wives have been dealing with the side effects of that. Tabletop Sim and the...2020-12-301h 29Blue Skies from the BasementReckless Self EndangermentWe're Back!
Oh wow, does it feel good to be back! We missed ya'll! Hope everyone's pandemic holiday has been safe and fun so far. Now, for some business. The gang is back and now more intoxicated than ever before! Not really, Wes just can't handle the blunt, as usual... and Austin compensates by pouring a lil more vodka on top! So giggle from the bliggle uncontrollably with us, as we get into zoom call wedding ceremonies (sounds nice to me actually), edible moustaches, and the Country Music Awards pretending like Covid-19 doesn't exist!
Next...2020-12-021h 32Blue Skies from the Basement$5 Worth of Guilt ft. Kyle FleerWe're Back!
The gang took a two week breather and come back feeling friskier than ever! We have a guest and Wes scares him away with inappropriate pandemic humor right off the top, and Austin convinces him to stay with strong whiskey! Nah, Kyle Fleer is here for it, and the boys get to meet an online friend they've been surviving in a virtual, cannibal infested forest with for weeks now! Watch our playthroughs of The Forest with Fleer on our Youtube channel and expect more of him in the future!
With intros out of...2020-11-183h 27Blue Skies from the BasementBanana, Cat, CowWe're Back!
A banana, a cat and a cow all walk in to a bar... Spooky-tober is upon us and the gang gets into character as terrifying creatures of the night... erm... well, if you think a banana, a cat, and a cow are scary. We have a few tricks and a whole ass treat for ya! Come for the convo, stay for the animal and banana puns!
Our group of frightening fellows catch up on their weeks, and tell a couple stories to get us started. Austin and Honesty saw Hamilton finally and Austin t...2020-11-022h 12Blue Skies from the BasementDolphin Flip Sex ChangeWe're Back!
And one thing is not like the others.... Watch our vids on YouTube to see Austin all dapped up and lookin' fresh from a wedding he went to earlier in the day with Honesty. The gang catches up on their week and we talk about how the boy's vows were much much worse than the girl's! (as expected, honestly).
Next up, we throw gang signs at bad drivers, bend and snap our fingers, and get into a fist fight on the side of the road over putting an "L" hand on our foreheads... Als...2020-10-211h 41
Blue Skies from the BasementDolphin Flip Sex ChangeWe're Back!
And one thing is not like the others.... watch out vids on youtube to see Austin all dapped up and lookin' fresh from a wedding he went to earlier in the day with Honesty. The gang catches up on their weeks and we talk about how the boy's vows were much much worse than the girl's! (as expected, honestly).
Next up, we throw gang signs at bad drivers, bend and snap our fingers, and get into a fist fight on the side of the road over putting an "L" hand on our foreheads... Al...2020-10-2003 minBlue Skies from the BasementA Boulder of SaltWe're Back!
After a wild month in our home lives, and a wild few months for the rest of the world, it really does feel great to be back! This episode, the gang breaks some norms right out of the gate and fail to get consent for sexual behavior, get demonetized by the almighty algorithm, and talk about politics even though we vowed to never touch it ever again. Thanks Anthony, you really fucked us on this one (he knows who he is). Oh, and Wes finally explodes all over Austin.. it's been a long time coming.2020-10-101h 42Blue Skies from the BasementWheels On My BackpackWe're Back!
With an absolutely normal, run of the mill, "nothing to see here" episode... shh don't worry about it. It's better you find out when it happens. Trevor, the younger brother of the Savage Dad himself, is back to join us for our celebration of nothing important all... and the gang gets into full gear, taking a full swing (more like swig), with a full crew!
Austin opens up the show with a story that will give your heart all the feels. From heartbreaking to heartfelt, to heartwarming! I hope your cardio is good, c...2020-09-221h 17Blue Skies from the BasementBleach ExpertWe're Back!
Why is it spicy? We start this one off with a return guest and come through on a promise we made.. The "There Will Be Tears" challenge is here, and Aunt K (co founder of Head, Inc!) is here to experience it with us! Gosh darn, these wings were no joke. Honesty keeps proving she is the smartest host on the pod, as she sits this challenge out and gets the spectator experience. Shouts out to Ohio Pizza for the wings that came directly from Satan's anus! Come listen and watch, as the gang gets b...2020-09-161h 40Blue Skies from the BasementAdult CharadesWe're Back!
Welcome to the BSFTB BFF Double Trouble Double Date! Honesty's best friend, Katie joins us for a best friend double date and the boys do their best to match this wild energy the girls brought! This one is a chuckle bucket. A giggle box? Cackle cauldron? Either way, we get started off with Austin's tales of a dinner and a show. This dude went and found him some of the spiciest (why is it spiiicy) wings in OH. Choked and snotted and cried his way through as many as he could stomach, then proceeded to...2020-09-091h 37Blue Skies from the BasementNot That LocalWe're Back!
With an awkward bang, tripping over our genitals on the way out the gate! We "finger" it out pretty quickly though and Wes is baffled that he's the weird one on the show. Austin starts us off and tells us about His and Honesty's vacay to fillay (Philadelphia, shoot me. I'm tired). Wes is super jealous that they got to eat at the one sandwich place he's always wanted to stop at and EVEN more jealous that they got to witness a rogue "street beej" while there! Remember, if you ever get caught blowin' a...2020-09-021h 36Blue Skies from the BasementYou Might Wanna Sit Down ft. Sean DivineWe're Back!
This time around with a special guest! Charming, talented, and a twisted sense of humor (fits right in!), Sean Divine of Divine Imagery @divine__imagery, and guitarist of Fear Culture @sean_frcltre @frcltre, sits down and buckles up for the episode of the year so far. We talk to him about his hobbies, what its like being in a band, and of course, get sidetracked along the way! Forget music, does this adult toy have blue tooth capabilities? STAY TILL THE BREAK TO HEAR FEAR CULTURES NEW SONG, OLD HABITS. Find and support them on...2020-08-262h 03Blue Skies from the BasementLaugh n' CryWe're Back!
This time we get this episode kicked off with some drama and snacks to go along! We learn that Austin never read all the Harry Pooter books (was that on purpose? I guess now you know!) or seen all of the movies. He likes cars and guns, not dumb wands and goblins. It goes without saying, Honesty and Wes trash him a lil for his lack of Rowling Respect and then try to find a way to get him to enjoy reading. Sexy reading seems like the correct route... Now to find a sexy book...2020-08-191h 45Blue Skies from the BasementWetter than UsualWe're Back!
This time around, Austin, Honesty, Wes, and our new podcast ghost, start the episode right with a conspiracy against Austin. He ate a Hot Pocket(tm) before we started though, and is now invulnerable to the button pushing we throw at him. All this to say that Austin was hangry, and Wes and Honesty are dicks. But with the power of a full stomach, we pod bravely on!
First up, Austin fills us in on a straight party animal he met downtown.. Shoutout to Clara, AKA Roadkill. Tell your parents to put down t...2020-08-112h 24Blue Skies from the BasementPod Induced Drug AbuseWe're Back!
With a full crew and possibly getting better at this whole "professionalism" thing. Maybe? Probably not, as Wes struggles to plug cables into the correct equipment, Austin shouts out an underage influencer nicknamed "Roadkill" that he met, and Honesty continues her streak of saying only the best things at the best times. There's no way we should let that party animal into our recording space, and our podcast mommy is spot on!
Next up, the gang run through their most disappointing life events and Wes is a dick to Aus...2020-07-282h 35Blue Skies from the BasementWhat That Neck Do?We're Back!
A couple of drunk punks, talk some funk and gunk, for a chunk in a basement bunk, with plenty of spunk. Wes is starting to lose his grip on reality during the pandemic, as evidenced even further by his talking in third person while writing episode descriptions. He's a soundcloud rapper now and you should follow his new project on our page. Link in the description. Fuck! THIS IS the description. Whelp, I really am starting to question why I always make these so long? Do you read them? Are you reading this?2020-07-222h 41Blue Skies from the BasementMouth Rug BurnsWe're Back!
With the full crew and firing on all cylinders, WE RETURN. Now with more video. Subscribe to our YouTube to keep track of whether or not we have the hang of this shit yet! Austin, Honesty, and Wes get together to catch up on the important things in life - Pinky swears, HOT divorce lawyers, Female metal singers, toilet cumming... as examples... Ya know?
Next up, we take a moment or two and address the state of the pod, the country, and the odd reasons behind the mukbang craze. All of those tie t...2020-07-141h 44Blue Skies from the BasementThe PeckoningWe're Back!
Holy shit y'all, a whole lot is going on in the world right now, so lets take a small break from the chaos and go on a time traveling adventure together to the end of 2019! This one was from December, and the boys recap their holidays, Austin and Honesty's trip to a water park (indoor of course, we aren't like those bored white people who get naked together and jump in frozen lakes), and a whole lot more!
First up, why do people feel the need to do sexy, ass poking out of t...2020-06-242h 43Blue Skies from the BasementAt Least TwiceWe're Back!
And Honesty is back! God damn did we need some Honesty in our lives I tell you what! (I'll stop, pretty sure she hates puns on her name). Also joining us for a return appearance, Trevor! Wes's more confident, more handsome, and way younger little brother stops by to bring us a taste of that youth culture. This episode is packed to the brim, and we cover a lot of topics. From the jack wagons to poop stories, and drumming incorrectly to serial killers!
First up, Austin cold opens the show a...2020-06-092h 05Blue Skies from the BasementStarbucks Blunt WrapWe're Back!
With the FINAL unreleased(and probably ever) live episode! This time around we cover the thing that brought your boys together in the beginning... The skate park! We are joined by legendary local, god like scooter wizard, and overall bad ass, Jacob, to talk about our worst slams, our best recoveries, and park culture. Stick around even if you aren't a wood pusher or a handlebar hucker!
Jacob tells us all about busting his skull, Wes remembers cracking his ribs in Colorado, and Austin just fucks his whole shit up so bad we do...2020-06-032h 51Blue Skies from the BasementAll Beans MatterWe're Back!
You said we couldn't do it. Some said we wouldn't. You all doubted us. BUT HERE WE ARE, and what are YOU going to do about it now, HUH? Do you smell toast, oh wait, episode description. *It's been entirely too long and we miss all of you!* This time around we are joined by second time guest, fellow podcaster, and master of games, Chad! Speaking of games, he brought us a good one and inspires the boys to require ALL guests must now bring a game!
First up, Wes goes butt up...2020-05-191h 52Blue Skies from the BasementCrack SafariWe're Back!
This time with a Live Exclusive! This is a release of our livestream with special guests Carl, Cesar, And Nava! Listen in as we catch up with old friends, and also our dads in the live chat. Think of this one as a limited edition episode, because we probably won't be using PodBean Live in the future! *shots fired*
First up, we talk with Carl about his effect on Wes's mental state, and the effect of our Corona-cations on our health. We sketch out some future business prospects, such as pandemic retreats, open-air...2020-05-041h 50Blue Skies from the BasementJay Sun State HamWe're Back!
Now with even more adult coloring... wait no. Guests! Now with more guests is what I meant to say! Podcasters, media gurus, and all around great guys, Ian and Marquez of the Broskis & Brewskis join us once again for a remote quarantine cast. We waste no time and Ian explains why he's the cure, Marquez revs up the Hot Take Machine, and your boys wonder what their wingspan really is. This is getting weirder the longer we are stuck inside y'all.
Next up, the BnB bros tell us about all the best media c...2020-04-212h 36Blue Skies from the BasementMom JokesWe're back!
This time in the doomsday bunker. We huddle up in our respective homes and cast out to the world with the boys, our new favorite co-host Honesty, and joined by special guest Tas Evans! She advocates and goes to school for Cannabis, and is outspoken while also being open minded! She was a blast to talk to and we can't wait to have her back in person once this Rona Bologna passes.
We do a little catching up and reminiscing, and then cover our current situation. The US government's delayed response has escalated t...2020-04-042h 16Blue Skies from the BasementBopped ItWe're back!
And what a month it's been! Great start to the year everyone, we did it, good job, time to go home... Wait, we are all stuck at home already! Susan sneezes through our intro, Corona virus rules over the vibes, and Wes's brother, Trevor, joins us as a special guest! This one was recorded right before everything got SERIOUS.
Y'all ever take a shower fully clothed? We can't seem to steer away from bathroom habits no matter how hard we try. It's been a theme from episode one and god dammit it's gonna s...2020-03-272h 53Blue Skies from the BasementCor-Oh-No! VirusUpdate from the editor!
Wes here, and I just wanted to let everyone know what was going on with the show, upcoming releases, and how the basement has been since we got put on quarantine. We are continuing as normal, or as normal as we can, to keep y'all entertained while we stay cooped up in our doomsday bunkers! Look out for even more episodes now that Wes is unemployed, and more and more live streaming/bonus content between the gang! Hope everyone is hanging in there and lets look forward to those blue skies! Remember to k...2020-03-2608 minBlue Skies from the BasementSex Act or COVID19?We're back!
As promised, with the faucet wide open for a non stop drip drip drip of episodes! (Gross, I think...Right? Gross). This episode is from January of 2020, right before shit got real wild! We get started off talking about the Kobe Bryant tragedy and the, at the time, growing worries over novel Corona virus outbreaks. Jump back in time, in what feels like forever now, to see a snapshot of history at the beginning of the new decade!
Next up, we lighten it up with Austin's TikTok curations. Sucking a fruit roll up...2020-03-171h 49Blue Skies from the BasementHundred Percent HonkyWe're Back!
Now with more drops! Wes got a new toy and the podcast you all know and love just got a little more silly. This week, we cover all the trending news and breaking stories.. lol, not really. Wes complains about tax season, we talk about the worries that come from being a parent, and then we all trade our kids in for a BRAND NEW TV!!!
Austin brings us his TikTok corner curations (with extra kangaroo on top) and Honesty explains to your boys the wonderful world of makeup. Damn, some of...2020-03-052h 54Blue Skies from the BasementThe Bennerfly AfflecktWe're Back!
And we've got a full crew with us today! Austin's wonderful wife, Honesty, joins us... and so does a special guest! Friend of the show, podcaster, and radio station rant contest winner, Chad, sits in with us for a game heavy episode! We start out covering Austin's brand new evil eye and a whole new round of TikToks. Plus we go back to some old favorites that have been keeping your boys giggling like wee baby girls.
First up, we play Austin's version of Guess the Correct Song Lyric, and Honesty sits this o...2020-02-273h 01Blue Skies from the BasementCaptain SupermarketWe're Back!
And what a year it's been! The boys get straight to it, as we celebrate one year of podcasting madness! Thank you to all of our friends and family who supported us from the start, as well as the new friends we've made along the way. Alright, enough of this sappy shit, lets do another shot of Crown and dive into it!
Austin brings us his latest and greatest in TikTok curations, and it gets out of hand pretty quickly! Can math prove that women really equal problems? Does Will Ferrell ever age? W...2020-02-142h 33Blue Skies from the BasementPainted On NipplesWe're back!
Aaaand we'll be there around.... lets say, 8:15- 8:30?! Welcome to 2020 bitches (oh, are we late on that? No one told us)! Wes drank too much coffee and Austin has windshield wipers for eyelids now. More on that later... For now, we lose our headphones, do bad Gilbert Gottfried impressions, and bring on the TikTok's!
Ever take a picture you regret? Wes almost did! We do some kamasutra style acrobatics, and tumble nipple first into a controversial follow up to a question from a previous episode... Does nipple skin work with touchscreens? We do so...2020-01-272h 27Blue Skies from the BasementWe Killed Big BirdWe're back!
With the SIIIIIICK episode, totally sick breh. This one was recorded after the now infamous, too drunk, UFC recap episode. Austin and Wes have been going through some serious shit this week but we pull it together just for you, the beautiful listeners! The boys got into their first real fight and we air it out on the pod. Wes has a "Let me explain" moment, and turns out, Austin is just a dick. It's all good though! We work through it together and get straight back to bonding over dumb internet videos ASAP!
...2020-01-201h 49Blue Skies from the BasementBananas OutWe're Back! (bonus)
And we're coming in with a classic fit episode! So take a load off, unbutton your pants, and time travel back to April of 2019 with us! Austin has amnesia because he slipped and fell in the tub... Speaking of tripping, Wes had an awesome float experience and tells us all about it. From tiny hallways, to bare foot strangers, we cover the good and the bad of floating!
Next, we get our bananas out and get CANCELLED. See you guys in culture jail! Also, have you ever taken a 2 year old to f...2020-01-192h 38Blue Skies from the BasementLike NikeWe're back!
And you can say that episode title in whatever way makes you happy (I've been enjoying "likey nikey")! Austin's been getting to know his neighbor lately, and we pop his podcasting cherry and have him on! Nike is a really good guy, and we learn by the end, we probably shoulda warned him about our show... it's too late now though! Lets watch this guy pull a "snek" out of his hat!
We get started off by not talking about politics. I SAID NOT TALKING ABOUT POLITICS. I like peaches though... then we m...2020-01-142h 44
Blue Skies from the BasementZip, Plop, SwipeWe're back!
And we're here for a silly goose time! This might be one of Wes's favorite episodes to date. We get started right away with the goof levels jacked all the way up, as Austin tries his best radio voice and Wes immediately ruins it. Next, we take down the boomers and set em straight! Really, Austin is just mad at one boomer, but we come for em all anyway! Don't steal chairs, it's not nice.
Oh yeah! Did you know that genital skin doesn't work with touchscreens? Austin didn't and has s...2020-01-072h 22Blue Skies from the BasementBlack Clouds From the AtticWe're back!
This time with something a lil different! This episode is a UFC recap/commentary a la Joe Rogan with some extra spice(or Crown Royal tbh)! Austin is joined by Logan, Andrew, Jacob, and Brandon for an all out party with the fights in the background. This ain't yer daddy's podcast... or maybe it is. Tell your dads. Hey dad, get drunk with us.
As per usual Blue Sky protocol, your boys get lost along the way and talk about much more than the fights. Andrew got T-bonered and recaps the situation (I d...2020-01-062h 32Blue Skies from the BasementOuija BoredWe're back!
And we're coming in with a relaxed fit, fat off the turkey, just the boys episode! So unbutton your pants and pack into your Xmas sweaters, cus this one is for baby Jesus (not that Jesus). We get started off catching up on our weeks, do you be CyberTruckin', and senators farting on live TV. You know you saw him wind up for that fart. We all know it.
Next up on the agenda, we cover gaming news and Wes ruins his pants talking about the new HALF LIFE: Alyx trailer. It's no H...2019-12-122h 26Blue Skies from the BasementA Bad Guy ThanksgivingWe're back!
Thirst Trap Thursdays continue and just in time for Thanksgiving!
This time around we are joined by Podcasting/YouTuber duo Kenny Davis (AKA Chocolate Giddyup, AKA THEBADGUYHASSPOKEN) and his buddy Brandon. They have an awesome podcast that you can check out @ OckAPellah on YouTube. It's a good hang over there.
The Bad Guy is a fitting name, cus the man has been facebook jailed constantly in the past few months and speaks his mind. Austin and Wes do their best to push the line and test what offends our guests. We h...2019-11-282h 48Blue Skies from the BasementCum BoxThis is a box of cum.
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Monday Madness makes a return! Except this time, even Thursday-ier than before! Whatever.. I'll come up with a name. Thirst Trap Thursdays we'll call it! New episodes, every Thursday, the next four weeks. Enjoy!
The boys catch up on their weeks and.. is that.. did you.. you made me a sandwich? Can I see it? Austin is developing an ass finally but he's hungover from Halloween, Wes tells us all about getting hacked by literal Russians at risk of his job, and we play a new game ripped off straight from The Price...2019-11-142h 20Blue Skies from the BasementKitchen WizardsWe're Back!
This time with a proper interview! Dominic Williamson from 22 Caliber Studio sits down with your boys and gives us the run down on tattooing. We go through all the do's and don'ts of picking a shop, picking an artist, respecting the craft, and some great horror stories along the way.
What constitutes a good tattoo? A bad one? What constitutes a prostitute(toot for short)? Oops, got sidetracked. We take a look at our own tats, tell the stories behind them, and pay homage to the well intentioned kitchen wizards who f*d o...2019-10-312h 22Blue Skies from the BasementLady and the LampWe're Back!
With our first ever video episode! Head on over to the BSFTB YouTube channel to check that out. Do it. Seriously, do it. Your boys get right into it and recap Austins recent birthday shenanigans. We get real competitive while go-karting, and Austin is fancy now. Freaking shiny watches... Dad brain makes an appearance(it's like mom-brain, but with more hair). Then, we tease amazing stories and segments, but keep derailing with tangents as usual!
Next, we finally get to one of those new segments and play a game. Stay off of r...2019-10-181h 38Blue Skies from the BasementHuman HoleWe're Back!
After a long run of Monday Madness and a short break, we jump right back in with a classic just the boys episode! We waste no time getting right into the weeds as Wes teases a story too good to wait. Toddlers are a trip, especially when they start inserting fruit into holes... Don't ask, just listen! That boy is gonna have a problem with strawberries the rest of his life. Now put your butt holes away.
Then, Austin tells us about his new job, the characters he's met there, and the inherent...2019-10-031h 59Blue Skies from the BasementWes, InterruptedWe're Back!
And we brought in the professionals! Pop culture and entertainment podcasting gurus, Ian and Marquez, of the Broskis and Brewskis podcast(@broskisandbrewskis), swing by to join in the fun! We waste no time getting into the controversies of the day, and begin with a couple clips of white people singing the "n-word". When is it okay and when is it not? Is Froggy Fresh really that "krispy" or "kreamy"? Does he deserve a break of our Kit Kat bars? Look, just listen to the episode, I don't know what to tell y'all...
Anywhosit's, I...2019-09-162h 20Blue Skies from the BasementNerd AlertWe're Back!
With Monday Madness week three! This time around we are joined by one half of the podcasting wonder duo, Broskis and Brewskis! Ian stops by to school us on all the recent pop culture phenomenon and we throw him a few blue sky curve balls of our own! Tune in next week to get the full B&B experience when Marquez joins us!
First up, we talk show tradition and the different types of shots the broskis partake in on their show (that hulk shit is naaasty). Wes informs Ian on the Jeremy R...2019-09-092h 04Blue Skies from the BasementReverse Tooth FairyWe're Back!
With Monday Madness week two! We are joined in the first half by podcast mommy, Honesty, and we get started off with a quick run-down on the infamous "Good morning, Julia" video. We built this for you, Jesus, everything you hear... (man, I hope he gets that reference). Susan has her squeaky toy, and the gang discusses shows they've been binging and Wes still hasn't seen Peaky Blinders.
Next, We shout out the dudes from Last Podcast on the Left once again, and we tease future guests in an upcoming episode! Then, we a...2019-09-031h 48Blue Skies from the BasementHead, Inc.We're Back!
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Honesty's Aunt K is here! Really, she's the podcasts aunt now and she fits right in with our crude humor! We get started off talking about spicy nuggets from Wendy's and the difference between a Mcbitchin' and a Mcgangbang. We revisit a clip from a previous episode, and get our first ever voicemail(it gave Wes a heart attack) Thanks Carl! What even is a Yakuza ninja?
Next, the show takes a turn for the dirty... as Wes struggles to intro the Epstein updates, Austin and K bo...2019-08-262h 18Blue Skies from the BasementNice Jet Ski, BroWe're Back!
And your boys are angry. We jump right into the latest news of the week to discuss gun violence and the recent mass shootings, the Trump administration blaming all the wrong things (video games), and of course, fuck Jeffery Epstein. This week was a rough one for all of us. We do our best to get through it though and move on to more light-hearted topics in the second half!
Such as... Seein' dem aliens and how silly it is to let the gov't know you're coming months in advance. Bernie Sanders says...2019-08-162h 13Blue Skies from the BasementCrocodile ContraceptiveWe're Back!
Friend of Honesty's and new friend of the show, Treyshawn (@the_original_human), stopped by and hung out with your boys(and girls!) this time and we had a blast talking to him. Honesty hops on mic, and we trade stories about being pulled over or run ins with the police because of dumb decisions. Or sometimes, just plain ol' innocence and ignorance!
Austin teaches Wes about the wiggles, Trey asks the important question of how people dated before the internet, and we fail to answer any of your questions! We get to h...2019-08-012h 30Blue Skies from the BasementHide and ShrekDonate to the show
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With a B-B-B-Bonus! Austin and Honesty's baby girl is finally here and the Banana Cult finally has their Savior! We look forward to the long prosperous reign of our new, tiny, leader. And all the potassium, just imagine all the potassium.
We cover a lot in this episode and stick to the usual show format... None at all! Aliens are the hot tea lately, with millions signing up to storm Area 51, and the US Navy implementing a UFO reporting system for their pilots. We talk about the g...2019-07-251h 07Blue Skies from the BasementJudgin' My BadgersDonate
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Coming in with an everything bagel of an episode... A menagerie of morbid musings if you will (WILL THEY?). There's even a bonus treat at the end. Lets just say someone gets free with their style, so stick around!
We start off with the usual, and complain about how much we've been working. But c'est la vie, right? Austin has made his home more home-y, and Wes has a bone to pick. He probably should've kept his mouth shut honestly though. Quit being a real bummer dude. Next, Austin gives W...2019-07-181h 53Blue Skies from the BasementTwo Drunks and a Meth HeadWe're back!
With the shwasted 4th of July episode!
Actually this is a science and technology podcast, so get to learnin'.
Y'all ever watch Nailed It? If you listen closely enough to this episode, you can hear it in the background. Even Austin can't help but get sucked into it even while in the middle of podcasting. We get things started with a bang and fist fight a gnat, a firefly haunts the whole episode, and Austin talks about the wonders of pregnancy. Next, Wes gets aggro on the listeners (this means you...2019-07-062h 39Blue Skies from the BasementDad, Daddy, DadderWe're Back!
Coming in with the Fathers Day episode and a surprise guest! Buddy from way back, Cody, joins us and adds an extra layer of twisted "yes, and... " humor to our topics this week. We start off talking about the YouTube trend of mukbang videos and it quickly devolves into a conversation about the worst things on the internet. Y'all ever seen Tubgirl?! Please don't listen to this one Dad.
Next up, we talk about the woes and wonders of dadliness, craigslist creeps, and how everyone's favorite bands always outgrow their original sound. When wi...2019-06-212h 06Blue Skies from the BasementBANANA CULTWe're Back!
Coming in with the special Tuesday release!... Not really, Wes has just been too busy to edit. Wow that intro though, that should make up for us being late!
Austin doesn't know what a "sip" is but it's okay, he moved to a new place, and the podcast has a more permanent home now. We talk about everything that comes with that, and also the excitement of being a new father.
Having kids is amazing and passing down things to your kids is even more fun, but newborns DGAF about your feelings.
Austin...2019-06-113h 16Blue Skies from the BasementWolf CopWe're back!
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Your boys start off the first half of the episode light. Austin went to Sonic Temple, and has a banana on his shoulder. At this point, we've talked about bananas so much, we might as well start a cult! We run down some bands and Wes lists off the very few concerts he's been to. Christina Aguilera still gives him weird feelings. Also, GHOST wants to vibrate your anuses ... so yeah.
Next, Austin has a game that Wes finds disturbing. But what the hell, who is he to judge?! Shock...2019-05-232h 22Blue Skies from the BasementBONUS RERELEASE - Spartan BathtubWe're back (kind of)!
The boys talked it over, and decided to make it easier for listeners to support us and for us to push out more content! We will no longer be using patreon moving forward, and will be using a direct donation method instead.
In the meantime, We wanted to make our exclusive patreon only episode available to everyone! This episode has one of wes's favorite stories about his wife, it's pretty amazing. Thanks to all of our listeners and supporters! We have tons of ideas for future episodes and new content, so...2019-05-161h 22Blue Skies from the BasementAstrology for AlcoholicsWe're back!
The boys have had a busy couple weeks. Austin got married! We open the show with some dirty talk, how kids are a trip, and baby erections are weird. Enough about genitals though, WOOT, Austin's married!
We recap the ceremony, and all the little things that are bound to go wrong at a wedding. But that's what makes it special. Austin's Pop Pop made us cry and these damn candles won't stay up! We get into after wedding dinner oddities, weird wedding traditions, uncles doing uncle sh*t, and the honeymoon update!
Next...2019-05-092h 27Blue Skies from the Basement#WipeRightsWe're Back!
The boys are tired and have had a weird few weeks, but we get right into and get fired up about or first topic. How do blind people know when they're done wiping? How do you wipe? Do you sit or stand? Front to back or gooch to hooch? Austin gets a little personal, and shares past his comfort zone. We don't poop shame here at Blue Skies from the Basement. You do you homie!
We get a little more serious with our main story, and cover the recent Joe Rogan Experience with...2019-04-252h 25Blue Skies from the BasementThe ABC's of AC/DC CD'sWe're back and we brought friends!
Our first ever guests, Logan Wright and his cousin/best friend Andrew, stop by to tell us an amazing story about a speeding ticket and GoFundMe. Strap in America, this is patriotic.
Next, we ride the tangent train to it's last stop and refuse to get off. We tell ALL the stories and we cover everything from Pornography, Esports and E-League, Why music is trash nowadays, more porn, our favorite sandwhiches, getting caught masturbating, the gathering of Juggalo's...Did I say porn? You get the point. Then our friend...2019-04-113h 30Blue Skies from the BasementNoodle SandwichWe're back and we've moved to a new space!
The boys have some audio issues and Wes has some speech issues... Don't worry though, it's still pretty great. We jump back into a story that listeners had a lot to say about, and we dive a little deeper into the philosophical issues with anti natilism. Wes even found a helpful wiki-how article on it!
Next, We cover a related story about a group of women who refuse to give birth until we do something about climate change. Will it change things? Are they Anti natilist...2019-03-282h 28
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The boys are back and they have a lot on their minds! This ones's long but it pays off at the end! We promise.
We start off with a bit of nostalgia and video game talk, then we get into an exploration of why valentines day kind of sucks.
Next up, Wes shares his favorite conspiracy theory, but then has trouble googling the most important detail. Why can't we find more about what happened to this mans penis?! That's the real conspiracy. Also, Alex Jones stops by, because, of course...2019-03-141h 53Blue Skies from the BasementBonus Teaser 1This is just a fun a little compilation of our favorite moments and topics from our first Patreon bonus episode! We are no longer using Patreon as of July 2019. If you want to support us and help us put out more content like this, please donate using this link - PayPal
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In our first ever bonus episode, Austin and Wes cover the Fuck Jerry Media story and have a discussion about memes and the future of copyright laws on the internet. Then we get into a fun story abo...2019-03-0518 minBlue Skies from the BasementSo I'm Suing My ParentsSo I'm Suing My Parents
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In this weeks episode, Austin and Wes try to wrap their heads around a story about a guy who is suing his parents... for being born?! Then we get into a fun Trump clip (finally, a fun one!) and cover some wall talk. Finally, we remember movies that scarred us as children, our mutual dislike of unnecessary violence, and CS:GO.
Like this episode? join the conversation and follow us over on Instagram @blueskiespod or Facebook at Blue Skies From the Basement and please remember to rate and...2019-02-2752 minBlue Skies from the BasementToo Tall ToiletsToo Tall Toilets
In this weeks episode, Austin and Wes dive into a myriad of hot button topics.
We cover some politics, social media trends, race and gender issues, and even some toilet humor.
So strap in, this ones a lot of fun!
Blue Skies from the Basement is a podcast hosted by long time buddies, Austin and Wes. We dive into a wide variety of topics and try to view them in an optimistic light! With so much craziness in the world right now, we hope that by having these conversations we can bring...2019-02-141h 52