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braincake.#090 - State of the Cake/The Road to 100There are no punches pulled here on this cake. Kiwi and Jimothy give reasons as to why briancake has been dead to the internet-space for a length of time and the future of the cake. With the lack of social media presence (more accurately, the lack of use of social media), the boys give justification the only way they know how, by speaking to ya. Reasons covered for the absence are creative overhauls, planning for the show's future, the recent historic flooding of Eastern Kentucky, among a myriad of other subjects. The boys talk openly, candidly, and optimistically about the...
2022-08-241h 16
braincake.#083 - King Fat-NutsNoises of energy, boost it! Kiwi gets heartfelt and announces that he is going to take a month off from braincake; Jimothy encourages Kiwi to rest and assures him he will destroy it while he is gone. Introducing Worm! Ballsack necrosis and elephantiasis nuts! King Fat-Nuts has servants lift and fan his nuts. King Fat-Nuts punishments are severe and heavy. Genghis Khan, Kingus Ghan. Pluto is a planet, bitch. The idea of visiting space or living in space. Jimothy plans to litter immediately on a new planet. Dollar Trees on the moon. The insane uncleanliness of public restrooms. Jimothy's weakness...
2022-05-0458 min
braincake.leftovers.#037 - A Gaggle of GrimacesThe boys ignore their month long hiatus. Brock had a baby and Gunboi is on a milk carton. Kiwi is stuck in editing purgatory. Training blue collar workers to engineer technology with the same go-get-em mentality. We're trying, Kiwi! Mimes enslaved in the braincake factory. Humans love human experiments. The Little Caesars mascot is interrogated by Jimothy about his company's drive thru menu and then left to die on the senate floor. Jer invented DoorDash. What trafficking is in some states is considered employment elsewhere. The American advertising machine. Happy pills loaded with depression and happy! Sophisticated monkeys and people...
2022-04-2746 minbraincake.#080 - The Cursed Cake IVKiwi and Jimothy saddle up for a macabre cake once more, but with fun sprinkles tossed in! People Are Strange, as performed by Topical Tiny Tim! Jimothy explains his recent absence and Kiwi scolds him over braincake. COVID protocols. Reminiscing on late night Huddle House visits and the past times of smoking indoors at restaurants. Carcinogen lullabies. Jimothy feared for his life due to someone smoking at a gas pump to prove a point of some kind. You thought about pussy yet? The strangest theater performance ever (metal cock included). 'She Spilled my Coffee' is now on the braincake. soundboard...
2022-03-091h 48braincake.#076 - The Obedient MimesVaguely threatening the Zoom-bot and timing the show before the intro plays. Kiwi announces he is finally moving into his own place and Jimothy offers encouragement/advice. Yearning for new/different. Francis Ngannou seems like a humble man (proceeds to annihilate Ehren McGheyheys testicles with salt-rock fists).Jimothy couldn't predict a UFC match outcome if the odds were in his favor. Watching the "Cup Test" from the upcoming Jackass Forever! Steve-O is everyone's friend, including his own. Insane Clown Posse; chasing the dream in the music scene in the ultimate DIY beginnings. Messiah J & Messiah Shaggy 2 Dope play Gabriel's trumpet...
2022-01-2648 minbraincake.#074 - Fidget PantsThe boys come together (minus Gunboi) for a LATE New Years celebration via Zoom! New Years in name only. Jer introduces perineum sunning to Kiwi & Hambone through the power of lag and Metaphysical Megan. Kiwi gives words of empowerment for the future; Brock counters with a very long-winded suicidal plan involving stairs and carpentry skills. An indie game about life. Duct tape fixes all things and apparently was once used to make a declarative fashion statement. Chinos, Ripped Jeans, Skinny Jeans. Jer compares face tattoos to bell-bottoms. The pants that shorts and sucks at being both of those. Fidget pants...
2022-01-121h 05braincake.#073 - Weekend at KnoxvillesJimothy isn't allowed to use modern slang and Kiwi loves the gays. Kiwi channels the spirit of Gunboi & Jimothy. Not everyone can master dark humor. Addressing the Optimus Prime Virus with the Duke Nukem mentality. Kiwi won't update his computer. The boys don't remember half the stuff they've recorded. A slight look-back at braincake. past. Brock Lesnar sweats an uncomfortable amount. Johnny Knoxville declares his entry into WWE's Royal Rumble match. DON'T DO IT JOHNNY! Using Knoxville's limp corpse in future Jackass movies and weapons intelligence. Raiding Bam Margera's house with an intervention prank and drugs. Oblivion NPCS! (NPC eats...
2022-01-0554 minbraincake.#072 - A Hodgepodge of Unorthodox DatingJer the hermit and Jimothy the antisocial butterfly come together to close out 2021 in the fashion they only know how! Not understanding the vacation sprint. Jer enjoys the outdoors and Jimothy Chris Chans himself by misspeaking and forgetting to record himself. Addressing braincake's recent sporadic upload schedule. Manufacturing invisible hate for self. Semi looking back at 2021 (2020 part 2). Kentucky earthquakes? The boys name recording spots and internally cry outward for another mixer. Jer momentarily defends professional wrestling. Wank on zoom; internet doom forever. Thanking the audience! Online personality perception. Jer attacks the beauty community of YouTube and Jimothy thinks Jeffree Star...
2021-12-291h 56
braincake.leftovers.#033 - The Insignificant DripJesse Ventura wants some leftovers and is rudely declined. Jimothy and Kiwi recall a local metal show, the first concert/spectacle the boys have attended since the pandemic began; and it's all Manbeast's fault. Everything that could go wrong, did and will continue to go wrong. Jimothy kills time while Kiwi tries to fix his technical issues to the point that Sampson steps in to save the day, only to be quickly escorted from the show. Kiwi has Jimothy guess what the lady going through meth psychosis is going to say. Take a juggalo out for a milkshake. The boys...
2021-10-131h 04braincake.#066 - Sweaty AvocadosKiwis choice of decorum that involves a stolen Sonic drive-thru menu. The Unabomber's shithole shack. Kiwi wonders where the slasher films featuring active shooters are; Jim gives a rational answer. Freddy Krueger morphs into Shaq to shoot three pointers with his wadded up victims, among other devious torture methods. The boys pretend they know things about professional basketball; (Sorry Stephen Smith). The madness of the Mukbang world in all of its obese grandiosity. The boys look at Nickacado Avocado; the lovechild of Mukbang success and self-harm. Jimothy is a secret Christorian (Chris Chan buff). The boys suggest Nickacado come sit...
2021-10-0654 minbraincake.#064 - It's a Concrete Jungle Out ThereAn accidental extra egg was cracked and added into this cake. It's my life, whatever I wanna do (Vennu Mallesh sing-along?). Jimothy suffered for over a week with a supposed dead rat within the air vents of his SUV. Living clean won't stop rats or bed bugs. The boys swerve into a conversation of the concrete jungle that animals, vehicles, and roadkill alike share with each other. The braincake bird painting is explained. Jimothy waits for raccoons in traffic. Aerial birds only. Jimothy's cookies & cream bird dookie car. A childhood recurring dream of the Energizer Bunny. Sleepy dreams of the...
2021-09-2259 min
braincake.leftovers.#032 - Captain JackassPoor bilingual greetings and awkward openings courtesy of Jimothy and Ham-Bone. Ham-Bone sold Castle Ham. Charles Manson; superb lawn care! Jimothy urges YouTube users to subscribe to braincake's main channel. Everyone has podcast preferences and everyone has a podcast. Ham-Bone is addicted to ASMR while Jimothy spits on the concept. Ham-Bones PSA? Ham-Bone learns about Mukbang videos and Jimothy prefers his own braindead content. Ham-Bone gets mad at the serenity yoga offers and other niceties. Steve from Blue's Clues checks in on humanity. Pee-Wee Herman ejaculate. CatDog: The Reverse Human Centipede. Jimothy is silenced. Hey Arnold chatter. Throated ASMR. Ham-Bone...
2021-09-1551 minbraincake.#058 - StankmataKiwi wants to practice boxing in Jimothy's city because his hometown is poor. Watching fight-porn to fall asleep. The military doesn't need AI to decide who to bomb; for we hold the moral compass! Warner Bros continue to shit on MeatCanyon. Space Jam 2, a tale of something or another. HE'S FAT. Artificial Intelligence picks our actors, and the absence of creativity shows. China wants your business, don't sweat it! John Cena buries himself in routine and work to avoid thinking (poor impression included!). a disclaimer for bad impressions is needed for braincake. Wrestlers haunt braincake lore. The boys dive into...
2021-08-0451 min
braincake.leftovers.#031 - Earthquakes & Pogo SticksBraincake offers up an off-the-cuff weather/news report that entails of apocalyptic details. Nickname continuation. Seismic activity while pogoing; the new space shuttle. Jimothy is reminded of his fears thanks to Jer. Which musician has the most punchable face? G.G. Allin invades the podcast to literally just shit everywhere in sight; a family friendly watch-along. Punk and anarchy hold hands. Woodstock chatter. How far a person goes with their sense and depth into the music they like. CDS, Vinyls, MP3s, what's the preference? How simple online media can be lost/compromised. Jimothy temporarily shames himself. Facebook testing ads...
2021-07-071h 01
braincake.#055 - Snitsky's Unhinged Dude FoodKiwi, Big Money Jimothy, and Big Daddy Brock all serve up this cake in a frantic fashion. Kiwi immediately attacks Brock Lesnar's voice and slush drink preferences. Brock and Kiwi have had too many soda pops. Kiwi gets heated over Three Musketeers and Runts candy, sending Jimothy into a defensive and hostile spiral. The most bizarre transition in topics. Eating beating hearts with the CarTeletubbies (a shock/gore video discussion). Social Media Management for the Cartel. Bully McGuire (meme) makes his presence known on Family Feud for the boys. Justice for Bonesaw. A new Oblivion NPC watch-along involving sewers and...
2021-06-3044 min
braincake.leftovers.#30 - Global SquaresThis cake is a victim of identity theft. Jimothy doesn't want to go to work. Jimothy and Jer discuss Jimothy's recent account of having his Facebook hacked and annihilated. The possible insanity and limitless bounds of NFTS/Cryptocurrency. Robins suck at survival and crows are jerks. The first ever tweet being sold. Type in Me At the Zoo 2 in a YouTube search bar. You're welcome. ---HOSTS: Jimothy & Jer (JnJ)
2021-06-1035 minbraincake.#052 - Boogying Down to McMahonismA cake made of megalomania and victimization. Kiwi calls Jimothy by Bummy and educates him on Kanye Wests length in rap. OOL and OIL. Vince McMahon detests sneezing and sleep, among other fun outlooks from the multi-millionaire. Uncomfortably and reluctantly tagging up with God. Since when did a Christianity based wrestling company ever exist? I'll see ya in hell, Roddy! McMahon just wants to win and not slip into insanity! Jimothy is hawking on Undertaker's mixed reporting in different interviews about his final match. Kane-Suckles. An alternate timeline where Hulk Hogan was the bassist for Metallica. Ride the lightning, brother...
2021-06-0258 minbraincake.#051 - Demons Are Terrible PeopleIts a cake made over zoom. Been a while since we ate one of dem. Apologies for the strange audio when it comes to the video reactions, Zoom did not want to cooperate. A look back at a classic viral video of a competitive bowler yelling maniacally after a strike. Samoa Joe Rogaine/Rogan. Looking at the upcoming Floyd Mayweather vs. Logan Paul, among other shenanigans. Giving Onision a chance at redemption in life in a boxing match against Chris Hansen. The boys idealize a bizarre YouTube influenced fight card. Jimothy finds out Joji is formed YouTuber FilthyFrank. A deep...
2021-05-261h 10
braincake.leftovers.#029 - Squirrels of RampageThis cake is about six months old, New Years Eve to be exact. Good luck with digestion! (RIP New Jack). What was good about 2020? Masks reveal people's moral compasses and shitty bad breath. Gunboi is a man of many mysteries and poor hygiene habits. Go you, sex workers! Jim Cornettes Dominatrix Camp. Who finna get spanked? The boys wonder whom New Jack will murder first in the cakeclan. Jer takes an enormous dump on a town that's so small the local hooker is a virgin. Kiwi is thirsty for the blood of the rich and Gunboi warns of politicians eating...
2021-05-201h 13braincake.#050 - Cemetery Cake for CannibalsJimothy and Jer unite as JnJ to present a very macabre cake full of moral dilemma. Jimothy defends his feathered friends from Jer's mighty 4000 year old redwood perch. The boys may eat your pets, but definitely not their own. Who is the master of the Black Market? Jimothy is emotionally removed from Zimbabwe. Corporate harvesting and corpse dismemberment with the diabolical Easter Bunny. The Undertaker is up to devious activity in the morgue. Looking at the strange 2001 case of cannibalism involving German born Armin Meiwes and his willing victim. Packaged human meat for sale in a dystopian world. JnJ deep d...
2021-05-1252 min
braincake.leftovers.#028 - Red Shirt GuyA sick Jimothy and an overzealous Ham-Bone present this cake that can lead to outer heaven. Aging, growing pains persist and expand for the boys. Mr. Sock-O and the Cannibal Boys. Ham-Bone becomes disabled within concert halls. Ham-Bone questions manners; Jimothy retorts with drastic reasoning. Ham-Bone considers becoming a bathroom sensei. Paying for show tickets to only hang out with restroom attendants. To meet or not meet your heroes. Jimothy shares a story of how he once encouraged a fight over cocaine at a concert. Potatoes don't care about their gender and neither do we. Jimothy and Ham-Bone share their...
2021-05-0556 minbraincake.#049 - A Tournament of End TimesKiwi and the mundane men present this cake to your fat lips. Lazy, bad, dumb days. Tomorrow never comes, there is only today. Huffing AXE and gas. Popular drugs by decades and Jimothy blows Denis Leary about his stand-up work. George Carlin: A tale of two comedians. Kiwi demands a BDSM relationship with Jimothy and a legion of subs. In loving memory of the podcast hosts memory. Father Time vs. John Cena with an AR-15. Vince McMahon vs. GOD (an acid trip). Jesse Ventura comes in to disturb the podcast with statements on blood-chugging, MF Doom, DMX, Nardwuar, and the...
2021-04-281h 02braincake.#048 - Resurrected on the HighwayA late nite cake. The boys skip a week and come back with new mics and a mixer. The braincake boys are void of diversity amongst themselves. Psych medicine for Beavis and Butthead. No more fat rabbit titties for kids. Spirit animals for furries. Dog parties and wet markets. Morally drawn lines in the sand in regards to what animals you eat. Traditions are a dead person's form of peer pressure. Reincarnated as shit and creative spaces for hobbies. When you can't help but masturbate in public or around friends. Ham-Bone is assigned to showing foreigners the best public restrooms...
2021-04-2155 minbraincake.#047 - The Easter Bunny's Bad BeansEaster and Jimothy's birthday are celebrated in this special episode of braincake by eating some terribly gross jellybeans in a scrimmage of Beanboozled. Wimpy vomiting included! ----HOSTS: Kiwi, Jimothy, Ham-Bone, MANBEAST, Jer, Nikolai
2021-04-0757 minbraincake.#046 - The Cringecake BingeHam-Bone and Jimothy are the Slapdaddies. Jimothy will not spitroast you or walk you like a dog, he will become a ghost instead. BDSM, balloons, diapers, among other fetishes. Eastern disembowelment and Southern suicide. Kurt Cobain died for Jimothy's soul on his birthday. Ham-Bone suspects swinger activity. The gay ear. Rednecks scared of catching the gay, among other fun examples of homophobia. Bartering with mimes. Braincake bastardizes beloved beings by making them blow one another. Interviews the boys would like to snag. A podcasters guide to make COVID fun! Jimothy attacks Elvis Presley for no reason. Who is your late...
2021-03-3156 minbraincake.#045 - My Long Ass CheeksGunboi prefers Corona beer and cane sugar over coronavirus. 4 chickens, 1 egg. Pressured to push cigs or else go home with a slashed throat. Joe Rogan: The Musical. Carlito likes cool people and spits on bad gimmicks. The trials of Gunbois and Kiwis absurd alarm schedules and their inability to commit to them. The dangers of owning dogs when Granny comes over (the worst dangers). Hammers for heads presented by Hammerhead Howie. Importance of objectivity and intellectuals. The poor will never tell the rich how to live. Devalued Christians. Gunboi has a father who roots for the singing underdogs. Leaping...
2021-03-2457 minbraincake.#044 - Eighteen Inches of MadnessBrock suffers from freedom of choice and Kiwi suffers from a lack of compassion. Rocks, knives, and a dog owner (psst, don't get too worked up). Murder confessions and headless facefucking. Annoyed to the point of homicide accompanied by dramatic music. Mind-numbing reality tv and numbness to cameras always following you. Everyone knows Dr. Phil ain't a doctor, so why cancel him for playing one on tv? Snake Cum eye drops and Rectal Bull Cum Caps for erectile dysfunction. ShamWow masks! An Irishman presents...a potato peeler and a waffle slicer. Don't you dare miss out! Don't you dare miss...
2021-03-1758 minbraincake.#043 - Braindead BodiesDramatic music to make all of this unnecessarily intense. FOMO (fear of missing out). Data tracking and advertisers fear missing your activity! Zuckerberg is amazed you give him your personal information. Jer displays hostility and Jimothy enters the chat. We Are The World (COPYRIGHT- COPYRIGHT). The pointless battle on piracy in a covid plagued landscape. Who sips? Mingling with the famous only because you're the same age. Enormous data banks hosting human data waste casket. Facebook Dating and Facebook Chronic. Protect thyself from robots that are capable of lying and passing off as human. Jer subjects Kiwi and Jimothy to...
2021-03-101h 12braincake.#042 - Elbow Guy & Mr. DirtyDanny Devito wants pimento cheese. Ham-Bone takes Jimothy down the Boulevard of Broken Dreams as the boys talk a variety of bands/genres. braincake: the post apocalyptic podcast. Flea has bed bugs. The trope of musicians repping their hometown/city. Ham-Bone explains why you don't wake Billy Joe Armstrong up until Septembers end. Nice fake fandom, bruh! Ham-Bone and Jimothy share their initial experiences falling into music. Death obsessive emo turf war. Jimothy is envious of Europe's metal shows. Finding relief and grief in the pit at concerts over the years (fuck Elbow Guy and Mega Elbow Guy). Ham-Bone learns...
2021-03-031h 03
braincake.leftovers.#027 - An Intolerant FurryBrock eats rats and lives in the woods for fun and to also combat Covid-19! A menagerie of rodents. Hi, I'm Andre the Giant, and welcome to Jackass! Brock and Jimothy ponder eating Mike Tysons fists. Mike hates Mike and dirty ear-smugglers. Cold Stone! The time Floyd Mayweather broke Big Show's nose. Nothing like punching out Nazi's (in fantasy or reality!). The laughable idea of sexually bigoted furries and their hate for homosexual and interracial relations. Jimothy recalls a time he politely declined a "spitroast". I'd rather be slaying dragons. Still going strong (fin to Jimothy's laptop) ---HOSTS: Jimothy & Brock
2021-02-2431 minbraincake.#041 - Swan Hearts for HelgaHappy Valentines Day from the boys at braincake. Eat some sweets (or some Ruffles) and put your hand down your pants and have a good time with us. Valentines Day encased in Covid and ice. Bizarre law justifications for domestic violence?(wtf.) A ladies man known to the world as Andre the Giant, among other strange candidates for a Valentine's smashing. Jimothy doesn't know what Renaissance Fair is called and Ham-Bone almost attended one once. Turkey leg shanks. A city full of citizens obsessed with death. Gilbert Gottfried screams at everyone. Kiwi hosts a form of Love Connection involving Ham-Bone...
2021-02-1757 minbraincake.#040 - Distracted PigeonsSleeping away time. The Creature Under the Bleacher (a missed Goosebumps opportunity). A horror movie for Jeff Bezos. Kiwi learns what a stoop is. The serious tones of Hey Arnold!. The lag for Jimothy begins, and so does the rage. Zoom adjustments. Online college classes versus in classroom. Humps and dots (Cursive; the lazy handwriting). The problems with carrier pigeons, especially distracted ones. Jimothy lags out of the podcast universe and returns with salt in his pockets. Jim angrily lags more and the boys offer moral support met with deaf ears. How therapeutic is breaking things? Jer and Kiwi recall...
2021-02-1050 minbraincake.#039 - Pep-C SessionsDon't be mistaken, this episode isn't sponsored by any entity in any capacity. Braincake put an assassination hit out on itself apparently. Jimothy is the OG podcaster, not Joe Rogan. A simple explanation of millennials from a millennial. Optimism is cool, but have you tried pessimism? A drunken pessisession. Hiccups come for Jimothy to attempt podcast sabotage. Kiwi is on the search for the braincake mole. Blaming Coke for hiccups. Advertisers playing dirty. Artsy Arby's. Chris Hansen + Jared from Subway = A lost matchup. Lining up and sizing up fast food chicken joints (mild advertising). Fast food mascots brawling. Suicidal cereal...
2021-02-0340 minbraincake.#038 - Once a Banana, Always a KiwiKiwi and Jimothy explain the cake's month long hiatus and plug Youtube shenanigans simultaneously. Jimothy is the resident garbageman. Doing podcasts face to face vs. online. Lonely monologues from Bill Maher. Aspiring to be a bitter prick as you age. Diving into the coke-fueled insanity that is Stephen King. Kiwi edges his friends. Counting with fingers and mouths. The eradication of YouTube's AdSense partnership with controversial Youtuber Onision. It's... it's Chris Hansen. Kiwi is a banana and admits his former childhood fandom. Dan Schneider's love for teen feets and the creepy trends of the shows he produced. Child celebrities growing...
2021-01-2751 min
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2021-01-1723 min
braincake.leftovers.#026 - Christmas-Cast in the SnowThis cake is frigid and can only be served in the eye of a blizzard. Just as the title reads. Kiwi and Jimothy record a small leftover while sitting outside in a snow covered 16 degree environment. The topics are cold and harsh like the suffered conditions of this recording. ----HOSTS: Kiwi & Jimothy
2021-01-0225 minbraincake.#037 - Pleasant Little FruitThe grand-turtle Mitch Mcconnell remembers when Jesus was betrayed. ICP theatrics and the legend of Manbeast's balls. A redneck defense culture. A dash of pessimism for your optimism. Van Gogh hearing colors and hating his art. Simpsons have done everything and invaded all forms of entertainment and they still refuse to die (aliens). Hank Hill in Japanese. Translating screams. Dragonball Z's famously long drawn out fight. Growing up with Toonami and Adult Swim's original lineup. Gak sounds naughty and Kiwi's dad is afraid of Killer Tomatoes. The Purple what Eater? Kiwi attacks Jimothy by calling him chubby, then inquires about...
2020-12-301h 14braincake.#036 - Mouth PregnancyWhatchu doing? Gunboi channels in from the moon for this episode. Slappy old men. Kiwi's rendition of Dixie Chicks. Country music and the niche music of Bluegrass. Music, the bringer of human connection, The perception of what is art. Koko the Gorilla's wood-knocking album earned an iPad but not a friend request. Gunboi discriminates against ants. Shaggy and Scooby Doo destroy homes by barging in and eating all food belonging to the families. Jer wants fake Cheeze-Itz. A gummy Krabby Patty dissection. Kiwi shares a doll and Ham-Bone shares his fear of Kiwi's puppets. Ghostly experiences, spooky houses and gettin...
2020-12-232h 08braincake.#035 - The Epic of New JackA confused introduction. Boobs will never go away no matter the weight loss. Humans are chewed gum. The plankton mystery. Relating to octopi. Sharks are to meatheads as angler fish are to shooters. Kiwi's idea for a cartoon involving fish, the boys debate the animation style for it. Hot Topic: Trendy, uncomfortable, outdated nostalgia. Rednecks amazed by Walmart.. Manbeast plays with spam callers. Experiences with learning Spanish and German. The insanity of creating German words. Kiwi tries to pronounce an insane city name. A minute long German word for the boys. Diving into Cameo, the celebrities on it, and their...
2020-12-161h 16
braincake.leftovers.#025 - Goo-BonesThe lost paperboys and mailmen of Ham-Bone's moat. The disturbing charisma that Charles Manson possessed and the evil he created with it. Dwayne Johnson and Charles Manson mentioned in the same tongue. The boys fantasize a life without them smoking cigarettes. Ham-Bone wants to get lit at his hospital of birth. Shaking fat and skin off Jer. Rattling graves with jackhammers. The corpse lacks dignity and doesn't care, for it is dead. Inappropriate skeletons. An update on the bodybuilder from Kazakhstan and his sex doll partner, Margo (yay!). Sexy omarashi. Bad puns, an extreme sub suffering police brutality for fun...
2020-12-1252 minbraincake.#034 - A Wet SandwichJimothy is podcast peanut butter. Boogery ass tales of the brethren in their days of public schooling. Let me die in a black hole, please. Engaging in picking your nose in public and having anxiety about not washing your hands after being dirty. Fast expulsion from the penile area. Why are we being punished. The last of what game graphics have to offer impossible to please fans. The boys dive into video games and some of their personal favorites and memories. Why does WWE Crush Hour exist? Chris Benoit is my favorite action figure. Owning wrestling toys and Kiwi reminisces...
2020-12-091h 16
braincake.leftovers.#024 - Backwoods Chicken StranglerGetchu a cigarette and sit down with us! The angry, bitter, miserable, comedians. Redd Foxx spent his lifetime imitating his death. Outdated names. Holly Hatchet (pay us naow). Horror movies for animals and twisting language. Phone scammers are bottom of the barrel, and Kiwi found a YouTuber who trolls said scammers. Bananas, kiwis, bologna sauce! Small southern towns. Pretend it's a Dog ASMR. No war or gun noises for Kiwi. Smoking a cig and turning on the oven after sex. Gunboi teaches Kiwi the ways of South Park. Bad bathroom experiences with some wet cement. Lead and mercury for kids...
2020-12-051h 51
braincake.#033 - The Braincake BrothelGimme some old-timey English. Only the disheveled and defeated can work at the braincake brothel. Melancholic lap dances. Upbeat death metal and Creed Wednesdays. Jimothy and Jer tell of their first time experiences in a strip club. Jimothy denies having anger problems to the braincake brethren. Tales of the clumsy dancer and the sad dancer. The braincake brothel has drive thru lap dances and strippers on roller skates. Jimothy and Ham-Bone recall a hotel party gone wrong, saved by Random Hero (charge free too!). The excitement of gaining entry to doors. Harvesting death harbingers. A warm warm community welcome for...
2020-12-021h 38
braincake.leftovers.#023 - Satan's Stank TankA cake radiating funk like bleu cheese, it'll make you weak in the knees if ingested. Watch for the facial hair in the icing. Mr. Manson won't get out of my house and it's 2am. Serving the Foxworthy overlord to avoid being sacrificed to the children. Bernie Sanders gave the Undertaker a tombstone for his final match. "It is what it is" is the most passive form of "kill me". The glory of Zoom and Mondays. Ham-Bone and Jimothy are the Cologne Smellbois, and they're here to combat the sufferers of shitty stanks. It smells like a phone call to...
2020-11-2841 minbraincake.#032 - An Underwater RaccoonThe cake tastes the same in all time zones. This cake is virus free and also taste free! Excuse ocassionally interruptions for Jimothy continues to have technical issues. Everyone presently exists in the past and time is a pain. First time marijuana users not knowing how to feel. Random Hero the bad influence. Puke buckets and beautiful horses. The Budweiser Frogs prompt a future episode idea for Kiwi. Death food for the kiddos. George Carlin won't eat his greens and insists on playing in sewage. The origins of the tampon. Spongebob's former job for humans. Jimothy has a problem with...
2020-11-251h 00
braincake.leftovers.#022 - Craigslist Hell (JnJ Throwback)This cake is rather old. When I say old, I mean 2013 old. Not sure if consumable; proceed with caution. This special leftover is an old episode of Jimothy and Jer's former podcast. In this episode, the boys run through the gambit of the greatest Craigslist postings at the time. Knock the mold off this cake and just eat that shit, man. Ignore what the beginning of the description may say! Eat it! HOSTS: Jimothy & Jer (JnJ)
2020-11-141h 06braincake.#031 - The Hate QuotaThis ample cake was served up with a whopping serving for all your taste buds. Reserve a slice for your genitals. Hmm, I just now see what was previously typed. Do not slice your genitals, please. November is the time for shit turkey and turducken. Brock's red velvet shaft. Sampson is coming over for Thanksgiving to pleasure you and to share stories of police evasion. Christmas caroling harassment in the COVID world. The boys talk television subscriptions and the death of them. Brock and Jer confuse Jimothy to the point of anger over a library. Whispering eyes and calming ass...
2020-11-0545 minbraincake.#030 - Horrifyingly Good HorrorcoreThis cake may or may not intrigue you. For this Halloween, Jimothy and Kiwi give their personal top ten most chilling Horrorcore songs from the world's most hated band; ICP. Happy Haunting! Excuse Jimothy as he lags out of existence ocassionally; that's just how he be. ----HOSTS: Kiwi & Jimothy
2020-10-311h 25braincake.#029 - Creepy Clown Cake (Dark Carnival Chronicles Watch-Along)The cake was baked with Halloween flavors. Watch for razor blades, this cake will hurt you. For the spooky season, the boys invite you to join them in a torturous watch-along of Chronicles of the Dark Carnival; an ultra failed miniseries presented by the Insane Clown Posse. Grab some popcorn and a throw up bin; you might need it. Happy watching! Happy suffering! ---HOSTS: Kiwi, Jimothy, MANBEAST
2020-10-301h 39braincake.#028 - Jarhead TransferenceThis cake was delicately prepared by the creamy tips of a deceased pocast of internet's past. The contents were not made following a recipe. The taste is nostalgic! Jimothy and Jer's birds make their presence known to the world. Excitable birbos and roommates that eat bowls of vomit. History repeating itself, even if it involves shock content. A note to myself if I survive. August Alzheimer's. Delayed introductions from the boys. JnJ was engulfed by Kiwis planned podcasting global dominance. Dolly Parton wants to show you her body for her birthday; do not deny her. Jimothy's awful pun meets a...
2020-10-2250 min
braincake.leftovers.#021 - A Runny Yellow HouseA candy coated cake carefully concocted by astronauts. This cake will have you howling at the moon like Kurt Angle after tapping out some vampires. Halloween wetness and tombstone tapping. Adam is spooked by Jimothy's lack of traditional halloween movies. Corny referees a match between China and Ventura. Buttchuggin' on the planets axis. Hexing from home and possums with banjos. F**king Plank. Jimothy doesn't want you to come to his home. Baked goods for trick or treating?! Suckers, gum, and whatnot. Mocking a televised rat. Creepy candy givers and condemning touchy people. Ham-Bone and Jimothy have an error in...
2020-10-171h 02braincake.#027 - Cosmic Death at Captain D'sA psychic would never be able to see the aftermath of eating this delicious cake. This cake was made at a nudist festival by many a magician. The taste is unpredictable! Cakes shaped like brains. Blue haired lesbians and Hot Dogs. Creepy doorbell footage and nefarious drones! Jim Cornette's hate for Dairy Queen. Donnieboi is feeling just fine? The depressing Rona. A look at the abhorrence that is slavery. History under your feet. Put down the weed, sir! 1-800-SAVEMYSOUL with PSYCHICS. The boys dive into enjoyment of various magics together. The strangeness of ouija boards. A self fulfilling prophecy...
2020-10-1557 minbraincake.#026 - Squeezed Belly JellyA cake concocted in chaos; this one will have you dancing with your friends until you all faint. This may taste like lint and jam. Kiwi and Jimothy drop October plans for the cake. The yelping ghost dog. Cursing babies on planes on the way to Zimbabwe. Jimothy learns something about Rhett and Link while the boys instigate him. The suggestive pie. Bean-bam-boozled. The Joe-Rogan-Counter. Goosebumps and banned animation. Trying to punish Little Jimmy by taking his electronics. Posting hate comments on MDMA. Some Hunter Thompson chatter. The boys are briefly confused over Nevada. The herbal Australian backstabber. An evil...
2020-10-0853 minbraincake.Where's My Cake? (Update)Jimothy drops an update for the curious. No cake is to be served this week. Fresh cake will resume it's normal baking October the 8th. Gonna get spoopy round here! Also, congrats to Ham-Bone on his marriage!
2020-10-0101 minbraincake.#025 - Dirty Dirty DudesThe bakery can't even lie about this cake, it's gross and full of former foods. It's viscosity is only thickened by the bile that welds it together. Whispering seductively into the listeners ears and planting the seeds for Sampson's impending doom. Random tattoo advice and collective ass-kissing for tattooists. The closed caption/subtitles life. Watching Jesus getting beaten in Passion of the Christ with your family. Wholesome! A female bigfoot and Jeff Foxworthy's bloody overlordish reign with his 5th graders. The worst Larry the Cable Guy impressions ever. Awful tattoos. Imitating dumb things on tv (Beavis & Butthead, Jackass, Dudesons). Kids...
2020-09-2456 min
braincake.leftovers.#020 - The Cursed CakeThis cake is beyond burnt and is dark to the core. Consume this cake; but don't eat it if you're at a Joe Rogan stand-up show; just stand up and start running away instead! The boys are trapped in a perpetual time loop; doomed to deconstruct and prepare the same cake over and over until their sentence has been served. Charred foods. Marshmallows and Autumn. Vacationing during the apocalypse because its uber cheap! Jesse Ventura comes in to disparage and offend everyone with a theory on the death of Anthony Bourdain. Ventura throws around lawsuits left and right and continues...
2020-09-191h 12braincake.#024 - A Basement Full of SoulsBig Tony worked awful hard on this here cake, and it has rich potential to fuck your gran-gran up. You want menthol or fentanyl cigs? Defending long hair in a culture that frowns on it. Kiwi suspects Gunboi is affiliated with the Mafia and pimps out cigarettes for them. Big Tony is coming for Kiwi's legs. Beer 'n' ribs for artists. Angrily writing the Marlboro Man a nasty letter. How ya doing, champ? Joe Biden comes from a long line of nose oriented people. Kiwi is on a first name basis with anyone named Joe. Gunboi's tooth pain comes forth...
2020-09-1758 minbraincake.#023 - Pepe & The Orgasmic PolicemenGET THAT CAKE OUT OF THE OVEN! ITS RUNNING ROUND SETTING FIRES EVERYWHERE! Kiwi attempts to tell Jimothy about E-commerce. Manbeast makes his presence known via beefy coughs. Creepy Criss Angel talk summons a creepy skunk. Pepe Le Pew fills Kiwi's brain full of perversions; Kiwi reacts with threats of euthanasia (uproarious laughter ensues). Kiwi tolerates Pepe until he can't stands no more. The sound that policemen make when they nut. John Cena; The man, the myth, the meme. Top selling game consoles and the variety of Final Fantasy remakes/remasters. Platformers don't get enough love. The boys blow Nintendo...
2020-09-101h 03braincake.#022 - Cat EggsThis cake was beautifully crafted by dudes on the moon with fuzzy brains. Ham-Bone wishes to leave this planet and escape to Mars. Pink Floyd mysteriously linked to Centaurs. Jimothy gets quite suggestive towards the audience. Dreams and nightmares of the brain-dead. Tea-bagging folks at funerals. Mayonnaise jars full of fists. Finding corpses instead of fossils in Animal Crossing; whoo whoo! Tom Nook is the criminal that found the island first. Ham-Bone and Jimothy look at Rob Schneider, David Spade, Mike Myers, and Dana Carvey. The boys are wigged out by Dr. Seuss illustrations. Questioning green eggs as children. Timmy...
2020-09-0345 minbraincake.#021 - Jeff Foxworthy's Merry Cult of ChildrenThis cake was prepared by Jeff Foxworthy's moustache. Brock lives eternally in the recording studio. Are party games obsolete?; Jigsaw thinks not! Random game show chatter and the humiliation that accompanies them. Jeff Foxworthy and his merry cult of 5th graders want your blood (uhhh). Centaurs can only rest when Manbeast does. History as a subject of the present for the future. Plotting dystopias and defending dinosaurs. Very, very smelly people that are unaware. Shaving armpits and Kentucky hardcore hair removal. Reminiscence of cartoons/shows not meant for children, but we watched them anyways. MTV and VH1's old bizarre...
2020-08-2754 min
braincake.leftovers.#019 - Brock vs. SampsonThis cake isn't meant to be consumed by any means, due to the fact it was prepared by none other than Sampson himself. In this bizarre episode, Brock is facing unforseen punishment brought on to him by the presence of Sampson acting alongside him as a host. Brock tries to understand what a day in the life of Sampson is like. Little did Brock know what a can of worms he had opened. Jimothy seldomly appears in the conversation because Sampson insists on displaying his overbearingness. Proceed with caution in this weirdly crafted cake. Only eat this cake if three...
2020-08-221h 01braincake.#020 - Space ApplesA cake for a party of two is served. The chaos of a full braincake party against 1vs1. Jimothy flexes a custom braincake shirt only to taunt the listeners. Jesse Ventura spouts his version of events about the Centaurs. Kiwi calls out Ventura over his lack of beer and human compassion for suicidalists. Analyzing medically assisted suicide and the act of taking ones life as a whole. Kiwi and Jimothy dive into some video hell featuring the rap group WARAQ, a muscular man lathered in shaving cream, and Sting fucking up a kid in front of his folks. The color-vomit...
2020-08-201h 00
braincake.leftovers.#018 - The Shotgun DietSolving a Rubik's Cube with your butt muscles; how long can it take? Rick Rubin's Rubik's Reuben Cube. Life on the planet all dictated by the Cube. Talking to phantoms through Jimothy's ass. The boys decide to host the 100th episode of braincake from an interesting location. Ham-Bone shouts out Ghost. Bedridden people are our only listeners. Wheelin' and dealin' (literally). Hillbillies, rednecks, and auction yodeling. Bath Salts for the weakest time traveler in existence. A Jackass stunt consisting of shopping carts on a live freeway. Muffins vs. Cupcakes. I'm not an alcoholic, I just drink beer now. The friendliest...
2020-08-1559 min
braincake.#019 - Poisoned Salad for Meat ComputersDolly Parton owns Tennessee and people throw trash in Brock's environmental space. Tents with solar panels. Looking at KISS. Tooth-tunes and viciously punishing toys. Nostalgic edgy shows and movies, for the kiddos! Movies for China. Giving Gunboi MILFs. Turning your back on the pedophiles. The Pope is a wizard in Kayne West branded shoes. Accents, alphabets, and languages. Green bottled beers and skunk poo may smell like magnolia. Slammin' onions, poke salad, and spicy food equal to punishment. Peelin' beef sticks and plucking crust as part of your process. These boys truly love their foods. Kiwi is a hater of...
2020-08-131h 02
braincake.leftovers.#017 - The Secret Life of Mr. SockoThis cake was made by Mr. T and Sampson during Sunday church service while a Mr. Socko puppet show took place in the background. The boys low-key want Kiwi instead of Jimothy. Jer is sick of it all. Mr. T is Mr. T 24/7 and he hates kids doing drugs, fool! Always be suspicious of the person drinking milk at a bar. Sampson meets Brock and immediately begins to invade his privacy with personal questions. Brock gives Sampson an ultimatum and Sampson threatens to walk back to his house. Dopesick and gummers. Jer invites Sampson to his fudge factory and Sampson...
2020-08-0844 minbraincake.#018 - Hot Dog Flavored Lemon WaterThe recipe for this cake was swallowed by Brock after the bakery caught fire. Each slice was cut with the family poop-knife. Analyze your piece before devouring it. You can't eat my daughter because this is a bakery, sir. Eating wax caps and using candy necklaces for anal beads. TOPICAL REFERENCE (allegedly). Jimothy shares the factually correct largest poo to mortify the other brethren of the cake. Brock compares butt plugs to doping. Corndogs and Rhinos with aggressive knees. Circuses and zoos as kids versus adults. Daniel the Dicksucker and Stu is short for Steven. Use Gatorade as nutrition! Enormous...
2020-08-0640 min
braincake.leftovers.#016 - Get Those Needles Out of Your Eyes!This cake traveled through many dimensions through imaginary time to land in boiling water. Soupy and falling apart, this cake may induce hallucinations and delusions of pyromania. Jordan Peterson the frog is halfway proud of the boys. Time perception is a problem. Maggot ridden street food; Gunboi loves it. Vices that help ya puke. Jesus is like a pillow and the fellas dive deep into some religion. Westboro Baptist people can forever eat shit. Lead Gunboi to the source of the water. The realm of political comedy/comedians. Kiwi smashes the fourth wall and eats Willie Nelson's ice cream. Squirrel...
2020-08-0157 minbraincake.#017 - Jimothy Snicket and The Sequences of MisfortuneThe cake is so thick, you'll need a wire brush to scrape it out of your hairy teeth. It's core flavor comes from the chunks of Vienna Sausages stuffed throughout the honey flavored dessert. If you eat more than one piece, you'll find the consequences rather unnerving. Fuzzy teeth and hillbilly dental floss. Pubes, facial hair, and dapper trending. Chuck Norris always looks the same. The boys memorialize Regis Philbin and remember other older and famous fallen New Yorkers. Either everything is off limits in comedy or nothing is off limits. Looking at Eminem and his music over the past...
2020-07-3049 min
braincake.leftovers.#015 - Ham-Bone vs. Goatse TraumaThis cake was made at staggeringly slow speeds by rapidly aging men under a moonlit sky with the lifespan of one day. Pardon the icing if it's all over the place, for it is difficult to keep grip as you lose consciousness. Consume while spinning throughout the warm Galaxy of Goatse. Jimothy hasn't slept in many moons and he's slaphappy. Manbeast has risen; finally he speaks and blows the boys away with his Skyrim shout. Ham-Bone joins the Dying Committee. Aging approached with defeatism. Wired phones and the boring nostalgic carousel. Stuck on repeat, ya f*cka! Ham-Bone breaks Jimothy's...
2020-07-2543 minbraincake.#016 - The Late Nite Infomercial PurgatoryThis cake is hot and steamy for you, dude. Shit Impossible; A horror movie about constipation for the anally retentive. Sigmund Freud was a weird dude. Philosophers from the past and Gunboi's brain is full of Greece. Don't interrupt the human database of knowledge. What is evil? Anyone who cheats in Monopoly isn't your friend. Vibrating controllers with Vibro-Balls for the testicularly challenged. Trying to sleep in Infomercial Hell led by George Lopez at 3:00am. Pop-up Videos and NOW MUSIC. Jimothy the Scrooge, but at least he loves the color blue. Gunboi makes the connection as to how Manbeast is...
2020-07-2356 minbraincake.#015 - Sampson's Sad PukesThe ingredients for this cake were sobbingly put together by a sloppily drunk Stone Cold after he's had nine beer enemas. Unbelievably, a female is present for this cake and wasn't repulsed by the taste and smell! Shouts out to the fellow homies of the cake! Jesse Ventura and Alex Jones begin the show arguing with each other. Sampson defends the dumb and gets attacked by the braincake ensemble for his drug use and ignorance. Stone Cold's ass-play, covering juggalos in milk, and random wrestling chatter. Gunboi cuts a promo on CM Punk and straightedge. Hormones violently ripping through...
2020-07-1750 min
braincake.leftovers.#014 - Ernest & the Dead Actors GuildThis cake was hastily fashioned in the form of Betty White's head, covered in centaur blood infused icing, and dashed with ashes and Cajun flavoring. We're all getting hitched and ditched in a ditch at Castle Ham and we're all donuts. Jimothy pisses on the memory of One Guy One Horse dude once more. The theme park called 2020, we need to sue the owners. Reanimating the corpse of Ernest (Jim Varney). Fun neighbors and throwing a cast of dead celebrities together as the Dead Actors Guild. Dry-Erase dongs, creepy principals, flaming toilets, deer heads and EXPLOSIONS! Revived actors in Mortal...
2020-07-1132 minbraincake.#014 - Santa the Stinky Fat Musky Flesh-SphereThis cake was baked on Sunset Boulevard in the North Pole during Christmas time in July by this trio of hooligans. The boys let their imaginations run stupid in the very strange recipe that led to this audio cake. Santa is on the hunt for brain; madness ensues. The jolly fat man is smellin' ripe as hell and scoping his naughty and nice list. How do we destroy this monster when he knows when we're asleep and awake? Ahh, 96 degrees at night is so cool! Brock will take a bite out of a stranger. Jimothy disrespects the world with his...
2020-07-0952 minbraincake.#013 - Death vs. Urkel (boomcake.special)This cake of vague freedoms was delicately crafted by friendly demon neighbors and cancelled by the toothless lovers of suboxone on Independence Day. Satan and his cousin are tired of being frozen in Hell. Jim's irrational fear of floating. Steve-O in Public Relations. Holy firework stands in Wal-Mart parking lots. The boys hypothesis a bizarre prison scenario. Sampson makes his first appearance to harass Kiwi. A rare brain injury that causes accent changes. Kiwi LOVES spelunking and cupcakes. If it were socially acceptable to just be as rude as possible. Seppuku is coming to the western world of television; hosted...
2020-07-041h 11
braincake.leftovers.#013 - Nose OnionsThis cake was ran across a floor covered in butter being carried by Chance the Rapper after he had five energy drinks. A grassroots podcast growing grass in a building growing for a podcast; the boys talk the show itself. I just take my medicine like I'm spose to. Gunboi and Kiwi randomly chat up some basketball. Classic music and the clusterfuck that is 2020.; thanks Old Town Road! Music on my hips and in my mouth. Talk of older generations and looking at today's generations. The broken system that is U.S. healthcare. The purposeful addictive nature of app notifications...
2020-07-021h 01
braincake.leftovers.#012 - Caught in a Snore StormThis cake was baked by a violently snoring man caught in a sleep storm. This cake was put out on the shelves on February 29th (leap year). The boys talk self driving vehicles. Manbeast wakes up for sexual activity and Jackass stunt barbarity. Quit licking the floor! Jimothy ate concrete cake and tasted Darwinism. Random and brief Rona chatter. The show slowly falls apart as one camera dies. We feel and worship Kiwi. Old WWE Network rumors. Events of the past you wouldn't wanna be at and the boys share some random stories. Jer introduces cummies. Facial hair and fashion...
2020-06-2757 minbraincake.#012 - The Ventura TwinsThis cake was extraordinarily moist due to the tears of Kiwi. Smothered in blood and served up by Rosie Jetson, this special cake tastes exactly like plastic and iron. Consume with mild hesitation. Introductions and announcements (for once)! Jimothy or Gunboi, who is the bigger heel? Brock Lesnar is the greatest gift to braincake and other wrestling chatter. A fun set of coincidences related to the show name. Brock shares some of his experiences with jujitsu. Loving your sex doll so much you propose to it, twas funny until it was sad. Margo can't walk, but damn her plastic surgery...
2020-06-2559 min
braincake.leftovers.#011 - Skunk-Ape's Damage MultiplierThis cake was made with freshly laid eggs from a Phoenix, the Skunk-Ape, and Jimothy. All those eggs were vigorously beaten with positivity by Brock and Jer. The fellas attempt to be happy and positive for once. Cartoons and spoiled budgies. Brock is practically interviewed about gardening and karate chopping neighbors away from his tomatoes. Crows don't speak English and snakes don't need wings. The being known as Skunk-Ape and his glowing head sized egg babies. Jimothy antagonizes the audience and pleas for Kiwi. Brock's emotional status gets interrogated. The boys talk hypotheticals of what would be some good/bad...
2020-06-2045 minbraincake.#011 - A Self-Deprecating SuperheroThis cake was baked by a sadomasochist under the supervision of Chris Hansen. Sunglasses, pompadours, and Johnny Bravo needs confronted on his predatorial behaviors. Kiwi is the vile Fat F*ck Strangler. The madness that is Marquis De Sade. Don't read 120 Days of Sodom. Jimothy doesn't write under a ghost name. The man with self deprecating tele-pathetic powers with no one to relate to. The broadness of magicians/illusionists/psychics. The awkward Criss Angel and his lust to achieve adrenaline boners. Prolonged torture and dogs making their presence known on the show. Teenagers need to calm down with their hormones...
2020-06-1847 min
braincake.leftovers.#010 - Basketball Bob SagetThis cake was sculpted to resemble Bob Saget wearing ridiculously expensive sneakers. Proceed when ingesting, for the coating is rubber. Podcasting and the weird stage fright it can cause in front of zero people. Voice acting and method acting! Bob Saget ain't no Danny Tanner. The world of sitcoms. The act of laughing; alone or socially. Keeping your creativity sharp! P-Coop talks his basketball past, successes and shortcomings, competition and skill levels. Some preteen pirates lurking the internet waters. The power of meme culture to kids making online content. Celebrities and athletes past their height prime and contribution. The early...
2020-06-131h 16braincake.#010 - The Colonel & Handen DrogzoutThis cake was baked in subtropical regions. The guys continue a braincake tradition of complaining about temperatures. Climates and trees! Gunboi questions Kiwi about his fear of birds. Komodo dragons vs. The Jackass guys in a documentary style survival stunt. Psychopaths and old school slasher movie chatter! Streaming services galore; money money money! Gunboi's proposed drug guy wrestling gimmick name gets suggested; Handen Drogzout. Kiwi discovers how popular KFC is outside of the United States and he also chats up Gunboi about Gingers. The boys demand professional restaurant social media pages. Ronald McDonald is a complex clown. How exclusive can...
2020-06-1155 min
braincake.leftovers.#009 - The Guilty Load (Part II)This cake is so full of beef and coughs, it couldn't be contained within one episode! This is the second half of this two part leftover.
——HOSTS: Jimothy, Kiwi, Gunboi
2020-06-061h 05braincake.#009 - Intergalactic CentaursThis cake isn't meant for humans or horses. Jimothy is easily confused and Kiwi is looking for a man's head. Goosebumps and Are You Afraid of the Dark! R.L. Stein rolls around in the loose dollars and change of children. Murder porn; among other things humans strangely find almost perverse enjoyment in. Humbling the audience, and a new form of torture is created and it features gnats. Pepsi or Coke? Kiwi doesn't approve of deez-nuts. Horses having orgies all across an afterbirth glazed American landscape; they leave in their wake a slew of centaurs ready for global and intergalactic...
2020-06-041h 08
braincake.leftovers.#008 - The Guilty Load (Part I)This cake was best used by 2018. This cake is so full of beef and coughs, it couldn't be contained within one episode! This is part one in a two part leftover. Hyperactive personalities! The boys reflect upon George Carlin and Rodney Dangerfield, and the impact they had on the fellas. Breatharianism and drugs! Steve-O is sober enough to realize he has a tattoo of himself on his back forever; yeah dude! These dudes sure like their comedy, and Jimothy can't contain his ADHD. Driving in reverse through four way intersections. The joy of podcasts and squeezing juice out of serial...
2020-05-3059 min
braincake.leftovers.#007 - Popeye has Ugly ChildrenCan't MMA and Professional Wrestling fans just get along?! Father Time is ready to kill everyone and everything for any reason. These young lads go at a take 2 for the show due to brain-death. High Schoolers and YouTube Commenters are dicks. Everyone loves theories, right? Popeye is gonna nut! Manbeast comes to life. Adult Swim, Ouija Boards, and Jesse Ventura defends himself from Kiwi. Time for dumb fun stories! Jim shares randomly about a writing aspiration. The boys discuss the idea of language and also chat about culture. The boys revisit storytime once more. Jim becomes possessed upon the shows...
2020-05-231h 24braincake.#008 - P**sy Flavored Cigars (Bernie's Hot Bangers)Jimothy and Ham-Bone dive into different pockets of hard rock, metal, and other musical outings together on this cringe filled adventure. Kurt Cobain done shot himself! Big 4 for grunge music? Rodney Dangerfield is great for short attention spans! Puddle of Mudd ruins the boys with their horrific cover of a Nirvana classic. The Cobain suicide/murder conspiracy. Jim explains the bizarre short-lived genre of r*pe rock. Puddle of Mudd infected and ruined the entire show. Ham-Bone will never be the same. Jimothy doesn't condone meth use. Bill Clinton and Bernie Sanders invade the podcast for the last piece of...
2020-05-2146 minbraincake.#007 - Car Lust, French Fried Tears, and Boo-BerriesIn this very short episode, the boys hold true to the show name by actually talking about cakes and pies for about two minutes. Games being time-grinders and money-hustlers. Random opinions proceed about loot crates and DLC. Corny don't want your DVDs; quit oppressing him! Some bizarre human beings that live outside of normal societal rules are examined from various television shows. Getting sexy with my car and screaming PAC-MAN at the top of muh lungs. Crying over fries and chasing after Boo-Berries. Let's host gladiatorial combat and the winner of the 50 man slaughterfest can live within the rest of...
2020-05-1533 minbraincake.#006 - Twenty Dollar NecrophiliaThis episode celebrates the birthday of Jimothy! Kiwi spotlights Jim's past podcast history with JnJ. An absurd amount of necrophilia this episode. Fun for the whole family! Jim shares the dirtiest joke he knows with his pals. Gunboi and Kiwi also discuss Jimothy's past stunt/sketch video series and whatever the hell he was thinking. That little boy broke the rules so Reggie the Bus Driver will whip his ass! The boys learn Reggie isn't a nice man and he's trapped within a dystopian hell. Stories of horrid bus rides! Gunboi and Jimothy are perpetual head-bobbin' joke machines. He's paralyzed...
2020-05-0951 min
braincake.leftovers.#006 - Jumping into Rabbit Holes and CanyonsThis cake is quite past it's expiration date, but it's still safe to eat. YouTuber Totalbiscuit passed away. The struggle that is mortality and the death of loved ones. Gene Simmons is a doucher and a genius. The boys talk movies. Hillbilly internet and hillbilly silly dumbassery. Humans were not ready for the power of the internet. Don't text me, don't call me. Why do politics and entertainment have to intermingle? Alex Jones has big fat man titties. Kiwi is no longer vegetarian after eight years. Fast food and delicious fountain drinks; special ingredient included! Celebrities are strange, especially Andy...
2020-05-061h 29
braincake.leftovers.#005 - Bloomin' & Doomin'Mass shooters and their strange glorification/admiration. The control of money leads to the control of people. The concept of patriotism and the lack of empathy for the wealthy and powerful. Villainous morals and laughing at the misfortunes of other's. The draining nature of politics in conversation. Mortality, humans being humans and some lame whiteness. Historical future thinking and human communication. Kiwi and Gunboi's talk personal creativity. Rationalizing with the irrational. The boys keep ending back in the same place and they don't enjoy it. This cake is delicious but it really depends on what your generation thinks is delicious.
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2020-05-011h 44
braincake.leftovers.#004 - Hulk Hogan's Horrible Honey BunsScattered leftovers served with an impromptu song. Music, memory; yummy nonsense! From Honey Buns to Hulk Hogan! Tell 'em, Hulk! How does one wake up their sleepwalking dry-humping friend? The boys recall interactions with Twiztid fans at a show in Lexington. They also recall the horror once more of an album release party for Insane Clown Posse. (condensed) The social/emotional tones a President can influence in their terms. People make mistakes; how many people will we crucify? Everything you need in your pocket; even a perfect online image! Let's all just do the shit we like. This is a c...
2020-04-2458 min
2020-04-2159 minbraincake.#004 - Alex Jones Crashed the SeanceWealthy sex offenders and killers; the keepers of secrets and seekers of power. Remove the politics from philosophy. The boys slap around the stigma around mental health and discuss the conspiracy theory of some dead famous people still being alive. Bobcat Goldthwait is the voice of all Americans and the ringleader of a seance to revive and reanimate George Carlin from the dead; which is interrupted by Alex Jones. Gunboi and Jimothy were disappointed by WWE2K20. Late night muted television with the dirty-daddy-doms. Gunboi coughs violently for the listeners. The boys talk the position of disliking popular artists (everyone...
2020-04-181h 05
braincake.leftovers.#003 - Butt-FingersThis cake was left in the oven too long.
Gunboi throws down the gauntlet to a local beloved radio personality; Macho Man voice included!
The search for a perfect in-room temperature; not hellish ones.
Putting seed in people? Fun God stuff!
Kiwi throws up blue lights on the fun police.
Semen cookbook; fryin' it up; how many guys we needin'?
Supple balls and Butt-fingers.
A discussion of the 'gay' community.
Televised values for artificial children.
The almighty algorithms and beating off through your anger.
A highway of hyoptheticals! *cue the Halo music*
——HOSTS: Jimothy, Kiwi, Gunboi, Jer
2020-04-1055 minbraincake.#003 - The Fisting CommunityStone Cold's beer drinking. Pube talk. Keegan and his prison tough nicknames. Dead, creepy, and moldy! #StandwithSquidward. Mr. Meme's personal life and other oddities. John Cena vs. Barbie Doll Ken in a Barbie Brawl Mansion. Poverty and dropkicks, know what I'm sayin'? Pain trials of a Fisting Community. Bernie Sanders gets very defensive towards Kiwi for no reason and turns his back on America. A talk of testicles and a nut kicking epidemic. The worst memorial for Kobe Bryant that could ever be assembled (Jim tried). Kiwi meets deeznuts once more. (fin)
——HOSTS: Jimothy, Kiwi, Brock
2020-03-3055 min
braincake.leftovers.#002 - A Minimum Wage ExorcismJimothy and Kiwi go over a questionnaire to determine whether they could be employed by a boss who forces exorcisms onto her employees. Dr. Phil threatens your life and stalks the outside of your home. Monkeys will f*** you up.
2020-03-1147 min
Opinions and BeerBraincake DIPA - Life Advice 2Hey! Today We Review " Braincake " by Parish Brewing Company, as we hit the reddit world once again to try and help give some Life Advice to those who ask ...or ... just our Opinions ... so listen to us React , address , and Advise, that corner of the internet as we drink some good ole Craft Beer .
2020-03-0536 min
braincake.leftovers.#001 - Kiwi and the BushwhackerThe guys discuss Kanye West's TMZ rant. A strange "would you rather" question is proposed, involving Carlos Mencia, Ron White, and Gilbert Godfried. Kiwi talks about almost attacking a grabby WWE Hall of Famer.
(braincake. leftovers are episodes from early days of the podcast or episodes that just don't quite count as main shows) ----HOSTS: Kiwi, Gunboi, Jimothy
2020-02-261h 24braincake.#002 - No Cryin’ in the Pit, Bro!In the episode of Braincake, Jeremy accompanies Kiwi and Jimothy as they dive into the worst album release party ever. They also discuss UFC & WWE. The boys look at juggalos and the horrocore genre and try to understand the misunderstood. This cake is best served cold. ----HOSTS: Kiwi, Jimothy, Jer
2020-01-131h 00braincake.#001 - Raincake.In this official pilot for Braincake, the boys tackle social media and the domino effect of catered advertising. They also discuss the recent move to make cigarettes 21+. Let's not forget about pizza and creamy balls. Main dish: Rain. ----HOSTS: Kiwi, Jer, Gunboi, Brock, Jimothy
2020-01-0357 min