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Brothers In ArmsEpisode 231 - No, Daddy! No Twizzlers!The masses have clamored, "More trombone!" And we've obeyed! Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight, we must defend his name is John Cena, I got one in the closet wanna see it?, I gassed myself, friendly fire, what the world, better than twizzlers, no Daddy no twizzlers, this one goes out to Aunt Chris, the boys got together, pictures were made, give no quarter, no you shut up, I'm down with the kimchi, crop-dusting electronics, no smellovision, bleeding high-pressure air, my bones are burning I gotta let it out, purple squirrel, that's how you get...
2026-02-271h 07Brothers In ArmsEpisode 230 - I'm Allowed To - I'm Just Not Supposed ToI for 1 LOVE Roman Numerals! Welcome back to another adventure with YOUR Brothers in Arms! Tonight, we make it known that I like trains, but yes, exit light enter night hey ya, Sandman!!!, my face is, I like turtles, it's my director of first impressions, it's been a weak week, I almost died, it's nippy, nothing like an office bug, offered me a job - that happens on the regular, are ya legal?, electrostatic precipitator, expeliarmus, atomized lube oil in the air, German twerking, goodintite, you didn't twerk it enough, old man hands can't pinch, every click gets 5 burpees...
2026-02-0659 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 229 - And Now, I Can't Unknow It.Are you down with the sickness? The flu, that is. Welcome back to another sickly episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight, it's like wiping a magic marker, down with the sickness, it doesn't work for me, "how do you spell ecanasia - canasta, eclampsia, ecomania?", Donald Duck!, I don't need that in my search history, I couldn't finish my book, they're always listening?, Frank peed on my floor - he's dead to me, and now I can't unknow it, it's a yog (soft jay), we hate Navy medicine, my neck my back - head shoulders knees and toes, what...
2026-01-2956 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 228 - Can They Put PEOPLE on the Ban List?Welcome back for another round of "What did he just say?!" We're YOUR Brothers in Arms, and you're our favorite audience! Tonight we declare play something, that's fitting, having a good time, yeet!, I'm still playing with it, indubadee, don't hate the free - land of the free, not my gumdrop buttons, just talk about it, he likes the size of it, figh fine, CLACK, which is kinda neat, custom buttons, who is that?!, who reads instructions, plug it in and go, FTW, it's a little dongle, we won't say anything, ah sure, this is the closest, almost got...
2026-01-231h 05Brothers In ArmsEpisode 227 - Wanted Tomahawks. Founds Cowboys.What happens when you roll a Nat 1? Garbage. Congratulations. You stink! But, we're rolling Nat 20's over here on Brothers in Arms Podcast! Tonight, we declare Happy New Year NO!, haven't pooped this year, you might need an evaluation, if you aren't here by now - you're here now, I am sad, won the league of fantasies, Mahomey, haha no!, hatch green chili smash burger, trust me on the queso, get their pants beaten, Watt?, I helped him pass High School Physics, yeah no definitely, what makes you happy?, leaving on a jet plane, "New York City?! Get a...
2026-01-1651 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 226 - This Don't Taste Like Denver, Ya'll.What's a snowline? Well, you're about to find out with YOUR Brothers in Arms! Tonight we discover we're real live here, Philip is Alex as a time traveler, Vermont has better maple syrup - fight me, father-in-law taps the tree, I've already shrunk, you can be my Bucky, beer belly below the waist, henchmen Nicknack is not Short Round, same place same server every single day last, we're grateful for furlough, we all slept through the ball drop, we are officially old, this don't taste like Denver ya'll, backwards hands that last forever, a Steeler's bar in South Cali...
2026-01-071h 01Brothers In ArmsEpisode 225 - You Had Me at Compound ButterIt's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine! Welcome back to another round with three brothers from the same mother and father! Tonight, we declare Huh? What? Quack?, shash, the last episode of the year, he has all the toys, hello Cat, I can dig the D&D fidget, ad nauseum, he has two little swords, Batu Jakku, let go let go let go, whip it good, Alex had 3 fert Christmases, Step-Brothers, Costco ramen, tisket a tasket I got a basket, Slingz game, fiesta themed, and I'm an Adult, traveling in a diaper, d...
2025-12-311h 09Brothers In ArmsEpisode 224 - No Sake for BabyMerry Christmas Eve Eve! And all through the house, not a creature was stirring, unless it was Brunswick stew. Of course, we can’t let that good stuff burn! Welcome back to Brothers in Arms! Tonight, Greg discovered a diehard Cowboys fan, that was lovely, buenos nachos, a Marine in the Christmas Spirit, a Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack, “I’m watching you, Alexa, always watching,” extra ‘stachey, resting and recuperating on furlough, that’s how it goes with children, Hampton Inn - good coffee, shopping three days before Christmas, loss prevention officers, really fatty tonkatsu, third Christmas but who’s counting, Do...
2025-12-2454 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 223 - No Yeeting the Designer DoggieFinal countdown to Christmas! Have you started shopping yet? Well, your Brothers in Arms have wrapped something special for you, and it’s ready to be discovered! Tonight, don’t shoot the racheted camel, fresh, .223 - a really great round, because racheted camels shoot back, neurodivergent thinking, flying combat missions, that thing could be dying without your assistance, we don’t condone that type of violence on campus, boots or tap, pastors and the bull ring, who’s done shopping?, something you want - something you need - something to wear - something to read, fostering a multi-poo, safe search...
2025-12-191h 02Brothers In ArmsEpisode 222 - Talk to Me, Deuce!We feel the need! The need for speed! And another gathering of Brothers in Arms! Tonight, we declare the triple deuce, “Go! Call Now!”, hi kitty!, makin’ biscuits, shash, poop jokes, failed the hail, mug root beer cologne, daddy’s home, shtaaap, Greg’s too loud?, I may wain but he waxes, dos the deuce, I’m gonna have ta peee, you made me ink, talk to me deuce, 3 hours looking at the wall, hurry up and wait, wall ball to the eye, constant ear ringing in E flat, happiest place on earth - In and Out, prefacing, Galaxy’s Edge - Holy...
2025-12-101h 01Brothers In ArmsEpisode 221 - Anything Worth Eating Takes a Stick and a Half of ButterWe’re back from our Thanksgiving food comas and ready for round 5! Welcome back to Brothers in Arms Podcast! Tonight we declare I’m not dead, this is the level of dexterity you’re getting tonight, the snow is a foot afoot, okay Subway, I hate Mondays, a midweek pick me up, we have a “ship” on shore three times fast, OJT = Orange Juice Training, good luck and don’t blow it up, make sure the zoomies don’t get out into the people spaces, charged money to give back power, cause it’s sterile and I like the taste, shout out...
2025-12-0358 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 220 - Does Rental Insurance Cover Bullet Holes?Happy Thanksgiving Week! We are so grateful for you, and we are beyond blessed that you chose to join us on Brothers in Arms! Tonight we declare, “Don’t be a hater tot,” and I sang off key, you sound like Batman who smoked 2 packs a day, Slingblade Batman, podcasting from the hanger, I don’t need an airplane, God bless Navy medical, Sick Call make two lines, I made a student cry today, that guy’s an idiot, you’re right - I married the smart one, kid-free, hunting the farm, confused over clamshell pizza, Theo and manly poops, Mom m...
2025-11-271h 05Brothers In ArmsEpisode 219 - I Have a Lot of People I Don't LikeSometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes ya don’t. Almond Joy’s have nuts! Mounds don’t! Welcome back to another round with YOUR Brothers in Arms! Tonight we begin with never more than Juan, working in a coal mine, cool hub, pinheaded jarhead, define raggamuffin, thank you Oxford dictionary, cat head biscuits, Tudor’s Biscuit World, just clicking down the list, past chew, a stack of stickers, that’s a fat biscuit, running and fireball shots, yeah no but, pulling out all the stops, that was my ringtone for the longest time, opening deer season, filling those crop damag...
2025-11-191h 01Brothers In ArmsEpisode 218 - The Flat Stache StareLookie here, ladies and gentlemen! We got ourselves a podcast! Tonight, we declare Hydrate, hail hydra, Cobra-la-la-la-laaaa, and his glorious mustache, “you can do that at work? Nope.”, ate a popsicle messily and rolled around in a barbershop, wife has no recollection of his upper lip, I’ll be home for mustache, no we cut that thing open, elbows deep in tech manuals, flat stache stare, which way did he go, George?, whole bunch of crochet things, woobles the gateway drug, best day ever, I can’t stand up right now - no pants?, Marine Corps 250th Birthday, how many fee...
2025-11-1356 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 217 - British Undies and Turkey Thawing TechniquesMaybe tonight, we’ll stick to the script? Ha! What script?! Welcome back to another round with your Brothers in Arms! Tonight we begin by rolling de dice, can you believe it?, SEC Cocktail Party, kibosh - spell it, thank you interwebs, you’re silent but deadly, New York marathon, I love you too, kibosh the tchotchke, she googles, that’s good news, Dreamcast is listening, went down taking his shoes off, we have always been a Nintendo house, survived after Kitty puked on it, I make my own friends!, bonded over a dead pet joke, kids named after the X...
2025-11-051h 00Brothers In ArmsEpisode 216 - Master Has Given Dobby a Communicable Disease!Welcome back, stud muffin! We’re so glad you chose to make Brothers in Arms a part of your day! Tonight we declare Strength and Honor, Abraham Lincoln invented the internet, bros before toes, Winter is here, it’s loaded and cocked, that’s going to leave a mark dude, Greg hates TRS, aye ogh, skillbridge, affectionately known as bubbas, vastly inferior, did we get snapped, we were dumb, d words are hard, building a resume with chat gpt, diversify sounds like a magic spell, not my gumdrop buttons, master has given Dobby a communicable disease, it’ll be fun they...
2025-10-291h 02Brothers In ArmsEpisode 215 - COUPONS?! We Don't Even HAVE a Cat!We did it, friends! We’re monetized, and it’s all YOUR fault! Thank you! Welcome back to another chat with YOUR Brothers in Arms! Tonight we begin with a Win Score, I need a scoreboard, is that your high, SMP is up 5 points, like a Las Vegas night club, a lifecycle fund, even the coasters, starting with the g fund, money talk, financial consultant and glorified pp watcher, that sounded scripted, malicious compliance, you’re going to do it but they’re going to hate that you did it, it was lubricant, men in well = Manuel, right next to toast...
2025-10-221h 04Brothers In ArmsEpisode 214 - That Was a Terrible Idea, But It Was Fun!Oh, what fun it is to ride in a beat-up Chevrolet, listening to Brothers in Arms, of course! Buckle up, buttercup! We’re going for a ride! Tonight we summon Inspector gadget, do you like yogurt?, the Greek stuff, duuude, I’m a danimals kind of guy, like frozen yogurt in a tube, it is still light cause we’re in the past, yeah nooo, drop it - like it’s hot, homework - like pulling teeth, tree meet fruit, here’s your book - wrap it in butcher paper, Cumberland gap and Daniel Boone, a rondevue ren fair, fried pota...
2025-10-141h 03Brothers In ArmsEpisode 213 - The Lord Yeeteth AwayWelcome back to another rootin’ tootin’ good time with YOUR Brothers in Arms! Tonight we discover, this website does not work for me, I saw the antenna perk up, something dark side, how did that inspire old, easy low hanging fruit, the genes are in the eyebrows, let me take out my hoops, establishing dominance quickly and early, don’t add to the population - don’t subtract from the population, so ends your safety briefing, I’ve got senior whatever’s, you had me at tricare, Yoshi yeeted Dewey, you want some weenies?, the Lord yeeteth away, 8,668 days - but who’s...
2025-10-081h 03Brothers In ArmsEpisode 212 - Shims in All the Wrong PlacesWe got the beat, we got the beat, we got the beeeaaat! We got it! Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight, it’s worth starting off with the smolder with the sunnies, California - two seasons Summer and Fire, no matching hats - just the poof, that’s a Muskie spot, back to life back to reality, senior enlisted, Greg hates his own playback, he got a tape recorder, I’m one of those, chalkboard feelings, a kitten named Dewy Decimal, Dungeon Crawler Carl, well poop, shims in all the wrong places, a battery named Lumpy...
2025-10-0153 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 211 - Kentucky IS Fried ChickenGuess who just got back today? Them wild-eyed boys that had been away. The Boys are back in town, and we want to Podcast! Tonight, on Brothers in Arms, Juan is the loneliest number, matching hats, he’s out of practice, I’m special - the right kind of special, back in his closet, this in my bed - there are many like it but this one is mine, maple leaf make believe, Kentucky is fried chicken, that’s how old and long they’ve been there, doing payroll for Microsoft, they swim lakes in retirement, it’s that kind of So...
2025-09-241h 06Brothers In ArmsEpisode 210 - We See This A Lot, Sometimes.Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight, we discover twa is the number 3, that’s all you gotta do - you got me, wobert and a sonorous frog, twice through, he got a new chosen one, save the turtles - just don’t touch the turtles, proceeds to be a turtle toucher, a puddin’ for her puddin’, do your ears hang low, fffffamily channel, we’re all airbenders in a sense, no no it’s twizzlers, you’re gonna wake up with a pillow over your face, just don’t give him a muffin, shout out to Pete, we see...
2025-09-1056 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 209 - But I DigestWait. Did you mean to click that button? You really want to do this?! Well, hot dog! We couldn’t be happier that you willingly chose to participate with us! Welcome to Brothers in Arms! Tonight be divulge into ultra blue Hawaiian, it is literally not sponsored, you can see the bottom of the can, Alex is the stalwart anchor, count the dots on the tiles, hornets and poppers, but I digest, a salad with a bowl of ice cream, not a lick of English, do you just point?, holy cow is it good, the millennial mid life crisis ho...
2025-09-021h 06Brothers In ArmsEpisode 208 - Only if His Quack is EPICBeing early doesn’t hurt a thing! Welcome back to another episode with YOUR Brothers in Arms! Tonight, we discover you spin me right round, can’t leave me hanging, you too Mr robot, he’s on swivel, sleigh bells ring, that sounds like a mixed drink with a droopy stache, wow that is not an image I needed, America’s Sweethearts, everyone deserves a living wage, James Gunn Superman - not my cup of tea, you can’t beat Andre the Giant, holy cow it was good, stranger than fiction, jumping the shark with Fonzi and the Batman, recruited...
2025-08-2558 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 207 - Running a Marathon While Wearing a Kitchen TableWhen the Boys are away, do you actually come out to play? Well, we’re back and ready to party! Tonight, we ask the question did you found it, for a good time, our drinking vessels, I’ve been lafufued, you got to trombone it, eh that’s creepy, London calling, crazy train prices, Phillz coffee, I love me some Timmy’s, trouble with the wife over this coffee, not a happy shutdown, always broken - never down, running a marathon while wearing a kitchen table, tweaked out cat, making our own challenge coins, cha-ching, I don’t have time for c...
2025-08-191h 14Brothers In ArmsEpisode 206 - Joy Cons - A Christian Convict Men’s EnsembleWelcome back to another well thought-out and executed podcast with YOUR Brothers in Arms! Tonight, we crunch the random numbers, well whada ya know, multiple things and failing miserably, with the pompador on top, reality sets in, I'm back on the potato, well done Alex you win, the Brady bunch, it’s the thought that counts, do you have to get Edge, what chat?, I miss camp, Staff Seargent I was Two, the General in 30 seconds, you know nothing of the dark - I was born in it, dinner in Timecula, it was the something cowboy, oh yeah no, ki...
2025-08-0658 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 205 - It's All Going To PoohWelcome, one and all, to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we begin with the infamous wacky wailing inflatable arm flailing tube man, buy now!, shout out to Martin and his staff, hydrate, I not ok, the doom scrolling is so bad, I’m reading now, how’s your Skyrim?, I make beer, living on the edge, his cat named princess doughnut, you had me at the name, the Coast Guard - we don’t claim them, the TSA of the coast, in the history of ever, poo below, shirt and nothing else, a 500 teaser, a command beach bash...
2025-07-311h 03Brothers In ArmsEpisode 204 - Shade Has Been ThrownTo the few, thank you for holding on! We’re Back, Baby, and having a good time! Tonight, on Brothers in Arms, “What are you guys doing?!” Right on the beach, mad max mini van, strapped in like a baby seat, no more staplers, full hookups, the lid, Patrick, the lid, wubba lubba, don’t steal my fault, hence more grey, I said nope and laid down on the ground, shade has been thrown, 100% that’s what I’m shooting for, on a plane, sailors are not the kind of people you put on speaker phone, church on the loaf, swim in...
2025-07-221h 11Brothers In ArmsEpisode 203 - But, Did You Change Your Socks?Time to make the doughnuts! Welcome back to another gathering with YOUR Brothers in Arms! Tonight, Greg declares UNO!, nope to that, “my finger hurts. which one? This one,” three’s company too, all Fry can do, oh you HAVE it, Switch 2 hot take, What?! SHAME, hold on - let me pound a Monster, it tastes like childhood, it pays to serve, a McDonalds send-off, softball has started, undefeated, spoiler alert: this place is terrible, catcher calls strike, THREE - SIT DOWN, takes his shoes off - send it, classified as slippers, Alex the store walker, but the real questi...
2025-06-1150 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 202 - Don't Buy Crap GumThere was a song about working, but you’ll have to hum a few bars before we can join in! Welcome back to another episode with your Brothers in Arms! Tonight we begin murdered and soiled, en vogue confused with the Switch 2, the flight suit that acts as Jammie’s, Johnny Cash’s, men’s tropical white service uniform, well it’s only saltwater, if anyone makes sense I make them run a lap, sir are you making sense right now?, with great power comes a lot of great opportunities, salty tan-lines, the broke ones that co-captain the team, Holee Crap...
2025-06-0456 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 201 - Welcome to My Wife's Life!To the Masses that Matter! Welcome back to another episode with YOUR Brothers in Arms! Tonight we are determined to take em to the course, hello my baby hello my darlin’, two hundred and Juan, Han shot first, SPICY, what are the odds? One out of three, you’re going to hear crunching if you’re doing it right, it tells you what to do but then you got to do it, critical life saving work to baby shark, welcome to my wife’s life, adhere to quiet hours, you could tell he didn’t practice, RAVE boots in cats, Star...
2025-05-261h 01Brothers In ArmsEpisode 200 - Guess My FartToot! Welcome back to another rip-roaring adventure with YOUR Brothers in Arms! Tonight, we declare 99% of the time, 2 Benjamins walking around here, Grace to your faces, do it!, revenge of the fifth or the sixth, making poor decisions with a fifth on the fifth, all thumbs baby, yeah no so, not the worst place in the marine corps, ducking for cover, I’m tired boss, according to the NAVOSH manual, a walking violation, here’s wonderwall, students - the unicorn of the Navy, they do exist, nothing else - call your Mom, making a pork butt, how’d I end up...
2025-05-081h 00Brothers In ArmsEpisode 199 - Hot Desert Port-O-PottyNothing compares to a fresh episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we must moderate the hydrate, Oh Mio, gratuitous amount of energy, mine brain, Ohio means good morning, Greg reveals all - sort of, running on motivation and caffeine, spellcheck chief chef chief, trash language, so you’re not seizing, it’s good it’s cherry, uninterested in Thunderbolts, chicken jockey, will clap for movies, binging seasons, never would have guessed…, changing shifts blues, the monster hunter campaign lives on, pledge my devotion - got a sword - it’s cool, flavorful and thematic, are you a carrot or a stick gu...
2025-04-3054 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 198 - A Crap-Ton of BroccoliHe shoots! He scores!!! Welcome back to another action-packed adventure with your Brothers in Arms! Tonight, Alex found it in his pants, we’re alive then, that’s a lot of podcast, I am NOT Patrick, refresh that thang, have I ever broken that trust, biggest weekend of the year, HE IS RISEN, four year old throwing elbows, getting up early on purpose, canabalize plane parts, sitting on cinderblocks in the middle of the tarmac, a message from Dirty Mike and the Boys, we’re the Pirates who don’t do anything, who ordered a wing?, ordering a riding horse on...
2025-04-221h 03Brothers In ArmsEpisode 197 - The Look of Looking of One Who LooksYet again, the eyes have it, and we’re obliged to make another Brothers in Arms Podcast! Tonight, were grateful I’m awake now, procrastination has come around, an independent woman dude, a home of record, smart cookie, always on my mind, tax talk, uh huh, thank you for coming to my TED talk, 2049 for me gentlemen, God’s chicken - not sponsored, Kirk Taylor - CPA, necks of the woods, Unclean, squash the tea, I ticked off a Microsoft Exec, a Muskie lure and a $2 bill, you’re going to end up overboard, fanning his 2s, you didn’t write yo...
2025-04-171h 05Brothers In ArmsEpisode 196 - Good Enough for Government WorkJust in case you missed it… It’s Hump Day! Welcome back to another fun-filled hour with YOUR Brothers in Arms! Tonight, we discover that Alex has a stick, pinkies up, won hundred, a beer line named after our episode titles, Burberry Sour, it’s happening and I love it, you’re welcome America, oh I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok, well that’s too darn bad, very fitting watching our world markets burn, good enough for government work, this was built by the lowest bidder, did he say CHIT?!, it glows and grows in the dark, wafs from the...
2025-04-101h 00Brothers In ArmsEpisode 195 - I'm both Amazed and I Hate YouHave you ever said something, and it ‘dated’ you? We do that more often than we like to, here on Brothers in Arms! Tonight we reminisce about Skelator and the incompetent boob, I’m wireless, yeah I farted, with peach preserve, you’re making me hungry, shout out to Jake14905, rambalamb, April Fools, that’s a new years month, happy birthday Grandma, typing fopah, you would have made an excellent Officer, shenanigans, sounds like deployment, pirates of a landlocked state, they’re pretty direct - it’s in the name, see the new new, I’m both amazed and I hate you, I’m...
2025-04-0359 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 194 - Professionally Speaking: You’re a Moron.Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! You just couldn’t resist, could you? Tonight, we pick up the Banana phone, I got a feeling its so appealing, working the night shift, “no okay yeah,” I’m so old Uber didn’t exist, back on the ‘Prise, working with the good idea fairies, feast and famine, really little numbers, Doctor prescribes “please don’t do that again,” coffee Monsters are real?!, gibberish WAKE UP!, communal fridge YOINK, free-floatin’ monstee, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, cookie time, professionally speaking: you’re a moron, testing while we’re a little bit hotter, watch us sta...
2025-03-2656 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 193 - Tassels and AllWell, we did it again… We made another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we begin with Ah one, Hawaiian, “Chaka bra,” name that chicken, foghorn leghorn, disclaiming our childhood, one of the original 13 flavors, tassels and all, I am the answer to life the universe and everything, a throat clearing however, he went weird after the first one, I think I just figured out the smolder, so he lost a bet, raise your second chin, sleep here until we let you go home, a four hour mew fest, makes my vindictive electrician heart happy, Navy does drill? Kinda…, going fu...
2025-03-141h 10Brothers In ArmsEpisode 192 - Don't Drink the Toilet WaterWelcome to Movie Talk… I mean, Brothers in Arms! Tonight we make the sound nnnneaoowww, bohemian rhapsody, Billy Bob Thornton, poopouri - totally regret forgetting it, potable water, don’t drink the toilet water, watching their Boppy Video, persway, dealing with the shenanigans, Big Marine Corps says “Go”, found the first grey hair, ate my weight with the meats, he has to get good Korean BBQ, stop drop and write your books, mango nada - hits all the wickets, crispy crunchy - worth the hunt, the car woes, Nissan Armada - sounds French, the snow button that does nothing, just on...
2025-02-2648 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 191 - Shout Out Not SponsoredWe’ve not fallen off the edge of the Earth! We’re back with another “having a good time” with YOUR Brothers in Arms! Tonight we ask the question What did he do?, ah ah aahh, Jaun ninety Juan, I’m happy and sad, frozen first, he could leave at any time, he’s in his gaming shed, its momma’s, not kosher pizza, I used to be able to move like that, Block O Boys, keep it secret keep it safe, loose lips sink ships, he sees you when your chatting he knows when you’re going to talk, dodgy dodg...
2025-02-191h 05Brothers In ArmsEpisode 190 - Kumbaya'll, Ya'll!Is it too early to order a fish sandwich? If so, tuck in for another episode of the next best thing, YOUR Brothers in Arms! Tonight, Greg discovers ‘Oh, I’ve got chocolate,’ I’m Mary Poppins y’all, its my birth month, I got goat-roped, brass trash or any live ammunition, herding cats with guns, the base is the size of Rhode Island, don’t touch the buffalo, engage your personal fart filter, prestidigitation, submit to the board for review, YOU SHALL NOT PASS, embedded mental health technician, wickets in crickets, SMILE *ching*, the door will rattle and fling wide o...
2025-02-031h 08Brothers In ArmsEpisode 189 - People is an Action VerbWelcome back to another opportunity to peer into the minds of three brothers from the same Mother and Father. Welcome to Brothers in Arms! Tonight we kick it off with Jaun and Dos, actually able to mute that time, neigh on a little horse, the joys of going wireless, perpetually out of focus, or now grandpa’s taking a nap, its got a lot of those arms and legs in there, these hips don’t lie, there’s an app for that, ring in water and do the do, superlifous, Willy Wonka recorder, the Singing Marine literally, Xbox controller built li...
2025-01-2659 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 188 - My Mustache Freezes at 5 DegreesTwo weeks apart makes the heart do funny things. We’re back, baby! Tonight, we sing it loud Hang on Sloopy, OH - IO, back in black, our different profiles, you know what I could with that much money, working in a coal mine, here comes the sun doo doo doo doo, my mustache freezes at 5 degrees, smart home has a new job, love to work envy, when I was a much younger cat, no no no don’t do that, Danny Phantom, Fabio the Philippino gnome bard merchant, wah wah wah wah, #Idontrun, I sport now, playinggameswithdad, and I li...
2025-01-2142 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 187 - What's Your Primary Complaint Today?Welcome to the New Year with your not-so-new Brothers in Arms! Tonight we declare we have no Friends from France, artful interludes, and google docs for the win, not the vid, wait who’s on first, you may think it’s love but it's snot, chick chicky boom, super blessed, hooked on a feeling, a warm handshake over, a nose swabba, I’m not positive I’m positive, what’s your primary complaint today?, double dragon - from both ends, Montezuma’s Revenge, witches and werewolves and vampires Oh my, ate my 12 grapes at midnight, winter in the desert, i can do tha...
2025-01-061h 04Brothers In ArmsEpisode 186 - TL;DRWelcome back to another episode with YOUR Brothers in Arms! Tonight, Patrick tried a new system using his phone and was unable to keep the show notes. So… Dad jokes and a whole lot more that will keep you entertained on this week’s episode of Brothers in Arms!
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2024-12-3058 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 185 - Methodically Ironing that SheetWelcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we begin with none other than The Muffin Man, caught me in an awkward spot, it’s the eve of Christmas Eve Eve, only the shadow knows, I’m stripping, so fun fact, non sponsored, an existential shred, the Shadow and Shiwan Khan - JUNK, however comma, methodically ironing that sheet, wash your hands and say your prayers, focus - not focus, brother eeewww, mainly cause I started yelling at everyone, standing watch in the fake boat, who’s a little grumpy today?, don’t play chicken with a five-year...
2024-12-231h 08Brothers In ArmsEpisode 184 - Bear in Mind the Bear MinimumHappy Holidays from three brothers from the same Mother and Father! Welcome back to Brothers in Arms! Tonight, I clicked the button, a Knight’s Tale, taking of the shrew, isn’t that a mole, some of you may die, that is a risk I am willing to take, thanks Uncle Jeff, the guilty party, I missed you?, them poor avacadroes, boiling wort, I make bread - you make not bread bread, washi washi math, kegerator - not a made up word, this is not that kind of channel, skeleton crew, any holiday potluck, die of diabetic shock, Hi Gran...
2024-12-181h 02Brothers In ArmsEpisode 183 - DING! Fries Are Done.Put on your twinkle lights, and don your favorite Christmas hats as we join together for another festive gathering with your Brothers in Arms! Tonight we begin with a Merry Chrysler, Pacifica, awe we’re you’re favorite, hurray for Hollywood, deprecate- there’s a p in there, our red flags, went to Denny’s at stupid-early in the morning, it’s always a tumor, Harry Potter tattoo, thank you for your service - thank you for your support, What? What?! What…?, hooooooly cow, chlamydia??!, home brew channel, Deb - like a boy named Sue, can’t see me, DING fries are...
2024-12-1156 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 182 - I Spatchcocked That Thing!What would the holidays be without a little sibling back and forth? Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we can’t help but start by laughing all the way, Oh Lord, peace up A-town down, look at those babies, ketchup and mustard stain, McDonald’s ribbon, taxidermy hamsters with human teeth, Pepperidge farms remembers, SHUN, Thursday was Thanksgiving, Alex crossed a line, MERRY CHRISTMAS, get my turkey on, because I love her I’m going to eat this, ice-cream machine history lesson, welcome back - now you’re sick, boil em mash ‘em put em in a stew...
2024-12-031h 03Brothers In ArmsEpisode 181 - A Navy-Paid VacationHere on Brothers in Arms, we’ve decided we love these things, nothings ever going to keep you down, meow, returned back from the future, welcome home bud, 60 hours of travel, chutney like a salsa, still in the matrix, pop pop burp, hydrate or die, shenanigans away, Super Troopers up there with Gone with the Wind, hot and… difficult, had a whole row to myself, Cat/Dogs, not sponsored, picked up a pork butt, please thank me for my service, a navy-paid vacation, western New York family farm, gack it back up, why doesn’t the deer have its skin...
2024-11-251h 00Brothers In ArmsEpisode 180 - Shellbacks, Pollywogs, and the Big Fat BabyWelcome back to an early edition of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we start with a Nat 1, I don’t roll to win, and all you other people, happy birthday Marines, no knife hands, light on fire and put on porch, checking in to be the governor, Foursquare, we’re using the axe, crossing the line, shellbacks pollywogs and the big fat baby, camp ghost stories, lousy coffee on deployment, an iced MOAC, shopping with my wife, local-made goods, Charleston-bound, look at you Betty, and a few Dad jokes to round us off. All this and a couple of birthdays to c...
2024-11-1152 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 179 - Meet Joey, my Per Diem MarsupialHead and shoulders knees and toes, and all that jazz! Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight, we begin with in and out - dip dip dut dut, how now brown cow, I’m in a well, Turkey track, ✌️that’s 12 backwards, high voltage Elmo, they cooked him till he popped, a real boot scoot and boogie, that’s when daddy playtime happens, big gas saving and shipping my pants, the American dollar in Guam, spam masubi, same similar, shoutout to great Uncle Bob, put your phone in the microwave, candy bar treat, short straw to Charleston...
2024-11-061h 01Brothers In ArmsEpisode 178 - Like Jumping on Burning Tables - That's BuffaloDid you ever hear the story of the little engine that could? Well, tonight’s your lucky night to hear it straight from your Brothers in Arms! We begin our story with I got a fever, with a proper greeting, the proof is in the pants, I’m getting warm, lawyered, bra I was wearing thermals, welcome to the jungle you’re all gonna grey, it’s the California rubbing off, the Jets should not have bought him, “man, screw the Ravens,” Mom Winning, that’s buffalo, like jumping on burning tables, putting newborn babies through tables, technically, eat different/bette...
2024-10-2852 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 177 - AFKWhere you can reach us:
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2024-10-2829 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 176 -Tiny Desk Marketplace and Piñata TimeWe’re gonna keep going cause it’s fun! Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we decide yeah no actually, happy birthday Navy, not once but twice, and you’re welcome, i don’t want to stand up right now, lurking with no pants on, not thirst chat, farting in the closet, it’s piñata time, i have a tracker on my phone, we’re getting saucy over here, tiny desk marketplace, chicken blowout, squad busters, squirrel point, distracted Greg, build whatever you want to build, death on turn four, Dandan the Man, almost feel sorry fo...
2024-10-1454 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 175 - Yankee Tango and Redbull SkeltonThe system is down but we’re not out! Welcome back to another episode with YOUR Brothers in Arms! On tonight’s episode, BRUCE!, Ohio goes eye mas, it’s my morning too, I’m just on mids in the closet, the man closet, I was lost on the lyric, boondocks 2 platform shoes, Warhammer, I’ve made myself indispensable, and we all go, Alex is on a qual card, they’re coming in to the closet, incoming, no more training wheels, a rite of passage, cooler in air quotes, yankee tango, Redbull Skelton, surf n turf on deployment, sun? What’s that...
2024-10-0656 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 174 - Hit That Mutton ButtonDon’t stop me now cause we’re having a good time on Brothers in Arms Podcast! Tonight we declare that you make me ink, I don’t play fantasy unless it’s final, I’ll stick to my seven eight nine, tattoo talk, please save and quit, formative years of an addiction, squad busters screen names (Fortissimo, Dunlap89, KoolKid6156), fantasy football talk, Go Cowboys?, Winning?, a hearty chuckle, it just made me angry, I grabbed it from the haz mat locker, nothing like a shiny dwarf, are you sending me Cthulhu?, I know too much because of TikTok, purple orc...
2024-09-231h 05Brothers In ArmsEpisode 173 - My Job is to be the JerkWarning to those wearing earbuds with a weak constitution: Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! We begin tonight with guttural noises, apologies, copy and paste eyebrows, the Richmond eyebrow genes are strong, I go popeye, finally watched Jumanji, just go to bed, the new jewmungee, 6 degrees of separation, and we’re talking about that guy now, we’re all connected, Weird Al and Harry Potter, can’t control his saliva, my job is to be the jerk, he is my puppet, making grown men cry since 1989, farting checking us, predictive texts is learning us, taking our shirts...
2024-09-161h 06Brothers In ArmsEpisode 172 - Tasing Napoleon Dynamite¡Bienvenidos de nuevo a otro episodio de Brothers in Arms! I mean, Hello! Tonight we begin in French. Tasing Napoleon Dynamite. Mind your own business. Now in Spanish! What's just chatting? Now we whisper. Are they spicy? Then I don't want them. They're like a hard Doritos. Shoutout to a nice lady who sends Greg tajin. It's like a shot. Reversal of fortune. Hotdogs don’t taste the same either. Groundhog day. What do you mean "like it's cool"? Greg is still in school. That's like having a lifeguard at the Olympics. Greg is still reading the same book as...
2024-09-091h 02Brothers In ArmsEpisode 171 - Hamsters Don't Taste the SameWelcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we begin with creepy hungry eyes, are we live now?, our favorite brothers, only 2 hats, don’t run walk, why is the air so spicy?, one medium pizza, an extra $100 of groceries, that’s some big popcorn, the dogs don’t even care for it, surprise sucker, peanut butter noodles, crazy straw tongues, it’s like a giraffe or a party blower, mini bags of Oreos, a packing box of goodies, I didn’t get just any jerky, it’s looking lush today, getting a little swol, did you bless the ra...
2024-09-011h 07Brothers In ArmsEpisode 170 - Holiday Inn Embroidered TowelsA day late and more than a few dollars, but we’re back with another episode of Brothers in Arms Podcast! Tonight, one of us is Rollin down the highway. Nah, I just like sitting in the car. Oscar is chonky. Hod bless you as you make your biscuits. Yoshi makes biscuits, on my face. Looking at blue corvettes. Playing softball and skipping work. Running over the CO. Greg's roman name is egregious. Windwalkers running by their own flatulence. Finish the dang books. Greg is still reading books that are almost 20 years old. Falling asleep while listening to books...an...
2024-08-2058 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 169 - Shaved It Into ExistenceWe’re back with a vengeance, and Slim Jims (OOH YEEAHH!). Tonight we decide to hydrate with a chicken, NICE, do have a license to carry those?, have you seen my beach ball?, when you’re typecast, Snap into a slim jim. Okay. Takis and a Phillips head screwdriver. the random things on our desk, insinuated questions do not need to be answered, Greg finally decided that running is bad. Alex is pleased. marketed improvement with lifting heavy things, scary tracked info, I’m not a doctor but I play one on tv, 3 days off - not going to happen...
2024-08-121h 05Brothers In ArmsEpisode 168 - Little Debbie and Not THAT BrandonWelcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Alex has the notes, and you’re in for a treat! Tonight we discover that's living rent free in my head, cause that's how my brain works. But not really, because that would be copyright infringement. With a little rusteez and a whole Lotta luck, you too can look just like me. Ka chow. This is my joke, and you're going to laugh. I chew into something expecting mmmh, and I get blegh. It's not Karen, it's Debbie, and she's lil. Polishing a turd. Since we're on this subject. Science pr...
2024-08-051h 01Brothers In ArmsEpisode 167 - YOU Taste Like Italian SeasoningWhen there’s something strange in the neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Brothers in Arms! Welcome back to another helping of three brothers from the same mother and father! Tonight we begin with Farfenugen, We would have a knife fight, chicken that tastes like chicken, white people taco night, we’ve never been to Houston and we’re not too good at ping pong, outside sweating, Leadership Development, breaking up the groundhog, and now we know, 17 years out of high school, high side and low side, I am so smart - S.M.R.T., breath check, shift sleep...
2024-07-291h 03Brothers In ArmsEpisode 166 - Normal People Do Normal People ThingsGreetings! And also with you! Welcome back to another episode with YOUR Brothers in Arms! Tonight we acknowledge And all you other people, RIP SeaMoose, It's a tradition. Hi I’m Paul, boats are supposed to sink - ships don’t, How do you get debt out of deployment? UDP. Is that like a urinary tract infection? Is it a drinking club, or gun club? Both. We're meeting on Tuesday. We forgot the cat memes. It's groundhog day. There's 2 gyms, why would we need that? We have free reign to run around base. Alex doesn't run. Unofficially sponsored by Garmi...
2024-07-241h 06Brothers In ArmsEpisode 165 - Is There A Quizlet for That?Alex is taking notes again, so you’ll want to follow along. Don't touch that dun dun duh. I'm on one side and he's on the other. We're gone. And we're back! Is there a quizlet for that? I can read, and count to 20. What is freetime? Greg gets a point. Greg's gaming constipation. Greg has difficulty with a fifteen year old game. Shame. Greg dies alot, but he'll pick it up again. It's a wonder! He said the name. But yeah, no. Greg is always no 2. 'Cause he's the poo? Plain white tees getting everyone sad. USO tours an...
2024-07-151h 01Brothers In ArmsEpisode 164 - No. Thank YOU, Chuck Norris!The upload might be late, but the brothers are always FRESH! Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms Podcast! Tonight Alex is taking notes. Banana phone. Why do they look up? You can't ride a submarine, but you can eat it. Greg is in a hacker's domain (the matrix). NPH is the man. That's all I have to say about that. Blame Greg. Middle child always gets blamed. Alex is twitchy. And redundant. And replaceable. PTSD is about being late to work. Exploring anxiety. Alex in a bunny costume. Episode 500 part deux. Greg's first day off. Or...
2024-07-111h 01Brothers In ArmsEpisode 163 - Banana Chips - The Snack That Bites BackOdd nights make for odd flavors with your Brothers in Arms Podcast! Tonight, we declare don’t put it there, “I reject your offer and submit my own,” it still hot, is it a full moon?, God bless the USO, banana chips - a sweet little radioactive snack, hydrate, the snack that bites back, permanent room, literally running my butt off, the 80’s were almost 50 years ago, spelled frenchly, BEACH, exploit the brokenness, I guess I do!, Florida and beach time, happy anniversary, this is fun, swallowed a mustache hair, don’t be a heat case, and our top 3 Dad jokes...
2024-07-0255 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 162 - The Planet Smoothie MishapMaybe. Just maybe we’re figuring out this weekly podcast thing?! Welcome back to another meeting of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we’re surprised that if you haven’t stumbled upon us before congratulations, “unleash me,” Bible muffs, my favorite, sunshine in my pocket, shun the nonbeliever, sim sim salabim, chinstrap, running with my roommate, planet smoothie mishap, I watched the sunrise, “bad dates, Indie,” he’s on a swing thing, twice a week with world news, try to qualify, a ‘real’ practice board, you got this in your backyard, the dig ball for short, back peddle pulled pork, Patrick loves furlou...
2024-06-241h 01Brothers In ArmsEpisode 161 - It's a Good Jingle if it SticksFrom the edges of civilization, to the corners of the globe, we are your Brothers in Arms! On tonight’s episode Greg has a chinstrap, that was my first squadron, not for the reasons you guys went over, Rome down in Greece, “it’s my math leave me alone,” don’t math with the man, chasing tail - a fishing shirt, does it wick away?, chaffage, Carters Lake, fishing and the blackstone, yup no, switch game backlog, like playing a studio ghibli movie game, (I died) Oh that’s what I look like, I like seeing me, an entire week of swing...
2024-06-1953 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 160 - What is a Combat Hamster?Who has six thumbs and has fun everywhere they go? These Brothers in Arms! Tonight we discover I have chicken, LEROY JENKINS, baby you’re a firework, hand emotes, do you get to live at work?, time well spent, air guitar, chowdales, marines are always ripped, what’s a combat hamster? Chicken cordon bleu, at FLOTUS and their initiatives, Italian pastries and train stations, my puck died, so long as your feet hit something hard, the little things, rotating shift work, made the big boys cry again, maybe he’s just really good, family swim, Alex and goat yoga, that’s...
2024-06-111h 00Brothers In ArmsEpisode 159 - I Guess I Need to Watch Bluey NowNow THIS is Podcasting! Welcome back to another episode with YOUR Brothers in Arms! Tonight we begin with Yowza, now THIS is podcasting, a head with hands, I guess I need to watch Bluey now, Anime talk, I sound better I feel better, we’re running at 2AM, we’re closer today than we were yesterday, the NSFW show in 7 years, “it sounded like a squirrel and not gears,” Groundhog Day and Stripes, synchronized sips, Alex golfed, “I broke Mom’s driver,” tactical diaper bag, a Delta Male, looked like he was bleeped, why do sailors curse?, defenders of justice, my th...
2024-06-0355 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 158 - Rub Your Ear HoleEven with the snot and sniffles, we’re back with another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we determine “Yeah something like that,” he’s far from home, you were merely born into it, script flip, singing stupid songs, wash your hands and say your prayers cause Jesus and germs are everywhere, it’s already weird, rub your ear hole, one knuckle deep, “have you changed your socks?,” this is more than Motrin, Ravenclaw, I got some brain fart, Covenant and lots of singing, I passed but I failed, somersaults, come out swinging, I don’t know if I’m invited back, fl...
2024-05-2749 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 157 - I Made a Grown Man CryThough we’re leagues apart, we’re together again for your listening pleasure! Welcome back to Brothers in Arms! Tonight we welcome “you Big Beautiful Man,” wherever you are in the world, nope that’s a tent, the men in black are hot, hydrate, Holy Spirit activate, the Horn of Africa, he’s hiding with Carmen Sandiego, you’re glistening, matching with water, I live in a CLU, Containerized, I live in the Stacks, I made a grown man cry, stop hitting yourself, all the pain with no satisfaction, stuff in things, and a few Dad jokes to keep you warm beyon...
2024-05-2140 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 156 - Indubita-Bee!“I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!” Did you know that we’re French?! Neither did we, but we kicked off tonight’s episode speaking French, “I peed in my bed,” roll for initiative, flowers and biggly smiles, easy clicking, Monday all day long, “thank you, Captain Obvious,” “did you smoke anything this weekend?,” any tree I can use to smoke, beer can chickens, weird pop up games, don’t click that dun duh dun, “Bruh,” the Rizzler, to cleanse the visual pallet, the neck stretch, making a dogleg, fingers in pies, “look at yo...
2024-05-141h 01Brothers In ArmsEpisode 155 - I Can't Go Unless You Sing to MeWe meet again, my friends! Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we encourage you to stay loose with your hands in the air cause we just don’t care, elevator jokes and a crown, fluffing his moustache or moist ache, you poor unfortunate soul, another ER visit, just another kidney stone, I scanned a cat at the hospital, nurse’s hotline, you don’t have to be lonely at farmers only, flow max yup, I can’t go unless you sing to me, we made it to turn 2, no butt wrapping, an hour a pound Holy Cow...
2024-05-071h 02Brothers In ArmsEpisode 154 - Call My Taste Buds What You WillFrom coast to coast you smell the most with none other than YOUR Brothers in Arms! Tonight we begin with wet and muggy malaria pills, accidental FaceTime, water of the future, aspartame, jazzercise, call my taste buds what you will, moist everything, Goldbond and bodyglide, men’s shapewear, hey I found my card, who’s on first, he made chickens, did you tap the tree?, the butter knife test, my auger was working, people are messy and hungry, why so serious?, this is the way, probe all three, add it to the hopper, do you wrap your butt?, whitewater raft...
2024-04-301h 04Brothers In ArmsEpisode 153 - I Just Shipped the Bed!For some unknown reason, mullets and bellbottom jeans are back in style, and somehow, So Are We! Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we discover it’s National Drug Testing Day, Welcome Home, deployment sucks, I just shipped the bed, “sir, you have some nice boots,” duct taped in the pool house, he said it was ok, respect the ‘stache, I want to live in a van down by the river, working on quals, and you take their lunch money, everybody’s in a yank, Maryland - California - New Jersey - New York - Virginia...
2024-04-221h 03Brothers In ArmsEpisode 152 - The Dogs Like the FrogsIf you’re looking for three guys with a strange affinity for laughing at really by Dad jokes, you’ve come to the right place! Welcome to Brothers in Arms! Tonight we begin with the Swig before the gig, floating head, that counts as two, hey Ms. Bridget, playing three corners, “I volunteer as stripper,” the midway museum, coffin racks, jingly ear worms, congratulations that sucks, I love you but I hate you, he lagged up here not here, the uncut sheets, I do tonight, the dogs like the frogs, the church pew fart, I never ends, our favorite memories...
2024-04-171h 00Brothers In ArmsEpisode 151 - The Ballad of the RAV4Well, the cat’s out of the bag, and we don’t have the heart to put him back in! Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms Podcast! Tonight we begin with our usual Greetings & Salvations, “it’s Cold,” “that’s Warm,” let’s go fly a kite, rock out with the Mays, knock out the hours, this is why the sequels don’t work, space bats with giant suckers, order 4 5 2 3 6, a New Hope Narrated by Batman, his name was Robert Paulson, they shot Bob, Greg’s crazy work schedule, it’s called Best Pizza & Beer (no, really.), it snowed agai...
2024-04-071h 10Brothers In ArmsEpisode 150 - A Special Pocket for Your Tactical Hot SauceWelcome back, faithful travelers, to another episode with your Brothers in Arms! Tonight we celebrate He is Risen Indeed, Job’s Done, sunshine after the rain, the Alphabet Men, “ain’t got no gas innit,” boxer briefs, cuts down on chaffing, sponsored by Gold Bond, the band Moms bought us special underwear, always 2 fingers, Manhattan enlightenment, my 1982 keyboard, working out at 1 in the morning, Shuckshuka, that tasty thing, a special pocket for your tactical hot sauce, the chief’s mess always has condiments, a 500 drop, everyone else is just trying to get their stuff back, “you salty old dog,” ownership, poo...
2024-04-011h 05Brothers In ArmsEpisode 149 - Who Destroyed the Name Karen?Welcome back from three distinct corners of these United States! We are your Brothers in Arms, and you are our most favorite audience! Tonight we discover You’re missing your calling, Podunk baseball team, minor league hockey, Rod Fitswell, your parents are awful, Happy Birthday Grandma!, broken brackets, C A T S, integrity a watch standing principle, 3 F’s and a pickle, how much does a polar bear wear, a boatload of orcs, he got hash at a place called toasted, 22 hours in the car, the escape plan always prepared, snow blower with the house, who destroyed the name Kare...
2024-03-251h 07Brothers In ArmsEpisode 148 - A Cyndi Lauper PlopperWelcome Back, BIA Family! After a long break due to travel and life-events, we’re back with another episode with your Brothers in Arms! Tonight we begin by Disrobing, Atlanta high fives, You’re welcome to imagine, if you want to be paradise, I come from the land down under, finally went fishing, whopper plopper, Cyndi Lauper Plopper, just wanna have fun, promptly throws it into a tree, do they play well?, beard jelly, they remembered me, how strong do you want to go?, what are you going to counter, Greg doesn’t clip his toe nails, went for a morn...
2024-03-1859 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 147 - Eating Wedgies from Hello FreshWe meet again, podcast listeners! Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we celebrate Greg’s Birthday, eating wedgies, Hello Fresh not a sponsor, slide into those DMs, simple no agenda question, “I don’t do anything,” a dog named Eve who tasted the forbidden fruit, baby face with the strongest jaw, Lego Land - having a good time, Dutch bricks, hand sanitizer everywhere for good reason, smashed to pieces, Barbersol hold on to your butts, 20 years from now, glassholes walking down the street, Daytona sauce, checking out, Tim is my work wife, glass balls and rubber b...
2024-02-251h 15Brothers In ArmsEpisode 146 - We Draw the Line at Belly ButtonsDon’t touch that duh duh dun! We’re back with your favorite brothers from the same mother and father! Tonight they threaten to let all of the raunch out, AirPods no more, I love my dog mantra, baby teeth, blue squirrel, “Me Patrick now,” super numeral, teeth are safe, we draw the line at belly buttons, what you don’t really need, a jar of wisdom teeth, physical copies because I’m that old, medical records volume 2, CONFIDENCE, what made you happy this week and what would you have changed, kidless four A, Spit and Spat the Mermen, Greggle Rock...
2024-02-191h 12Brothers In ArmsEpisode 145 - Mando Fun Turn Down for What?We’re living our best lives and we’re all the way up! Welcoem back, family, to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we declare, “Oh look there’s my hero,” not foo fighters, free couch and moving up in the world, deployment going up fast, dinner time, protecting freedom, a fork waggle, I’m not standing up, I’m not wearing any pants, I hate Maryland, singing not drunk - the worst part, I just don’t want to be there, long live the King, let me finish decimating and I’ll be right there, we value our lives and we v...
2024-02-131h 01Brothers In ArmsEpisode 144 - Severe Weather and the Gram GramsClearly, we’re out of control! But I’ve been told, that’s the way you like us! Welcome back to another episode of Brother’s in Arms. Tonight we make light of losing control, “feel me,” the preshow before the show, with great power comes great responsibility, how’s it shaking out in your woods, plead the fifth, it’s nine o’clock - time for bed, Yuma, changing time zones, cool prizes, I’ve apologized because I have the same problem, bingo wings, hooter scooters, millions of peaches, new sticker idea, stunt fall, crawl McGraw, severe weather and the gram grams...
2024-02-051h 11Brothers In ArmsEpisode 143 - Pangrams with Neurospicy Alphabet SoupersCan you believe it has been a week already?! Neither can we! Tonight we’ve been upgraded to Brothers in Arms TV, high and low, no tv for you, reached the age of closed captioning, eating chips with friends on, neurospicy alphabet soupers, does anyone else want to talk about pangrams?, Tokyo talk, supporting their local game store, humble brag, you do one of these, how much do you hate yourself?, I died a lot, pics or it didn’t happen, we only squirreled twice, lowlight Bills, a good taco, sourdough starter, weird ones pulled up, memory lane and only...
2024-01-221h 06Brothers In ArmsEpisode 142 - I Wanna Punchy Cheese!Crank us up loud (cause we can barely hear Greg)! And, you don’t want to miss a single “yut yut” from your Brothers in Arms! Tonight we begin with Salvations to you too, Greg’s an android, all your bases are belong to us, skybar, say no more, this might be our new normal, Sneakers, Cockatoo Party, Greg gets a point, Penn and Teller, best two out of three, glaringly free meal, ceremonial letter opener, high horse, snack pack, yut yut, Alex sings as much as he runs, don’t be a jerk, playing stupid games gets you stupid pri...
2024-01-161h 01Brothers In ArmsEpisode 141 - Dough Ray MeCan you believe they let us do it again?! Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we begin with “More passion. More passion,” ellephino, don’t touch that dun dun dun, the Steelers are in the playoffs, I don’t canoodle with my phone, that’s kinda weird, Bits - back in the saddle training, gas chamber, neurological tests, not meant for civilians, menglespatchcockle, death warmed over, he speaks more French than we do, vaccine talk, we are bread people now, sounds like a gremlin, a sourdough started named ‘Dough Ray Me,’ Utica greens, a new world to domin...
2024-01-081h 09Brothers In ArmsEpisode 140 - Directions Unclear: Now My Feet Are WetHappy New Year! We hope your new year’s resolution includes listening more to Brothers in Arms! Tonight, we remember the snack that smiles back until you bites theirs heads off, snot and sniffles, it’s brutal, Japan 10/10 would do it again, Barbie dream house, they swabbed everything, Utica greens, brined smoked turkey, spatchcocked, folded out on my rack, would not let me not cook, Alex is the secret ingredient, college football talk, that’s a quarter, and everyone got sick, got to hoofing, chocolate strawberry cream macrons, bathroom company, the people that matter don’t mind the people that min...
2024-01-021h 06Brothers In ArmsEpisode 139 - Dude, This is StupidThough time and space may separate us, we made mountains move in order to meet up on this thing we like to call Brothers in Arms! Tonight we begin with a Christmas Moose, all trains on time, on all the coasts - just the ones that matter, a craft brewery in Yuma, teaching Marines how to clean, prime rib, don’t share their real age even among family, French it, is frenching what comes before spatchcocking?, holy cow screaming children y’all, pellet feeder, family time in Atlanta, a magical timeshare, secret Santa, the spirit of secret, hurray foray, slee...
2023-12-241h 14Brothers In ArmsEpisode 138 – Hanukkah Llamakah X8It’s Working! It’s Working! Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we try something new and it worked!, the sultry sound of the underground, new format and too many things to look at, certain parts of Kentucky and Ohio, Old Spanky, is chili allowed in California, laughs in upstate NY, did you change your socks?, mix those safely, TSA precheck bypass’ genpop, Pennsylvania’s nub, summoning demons, the ship’s gentleman, sourdough pizza ftw, focused on fixing things, Hanukkah Llamakah, recording the legacy, are my actions aligned, and a few Dad jokes that make sound effe...
2023-12-171h 14Brothers In ArmsEpisode 137 -Making Synonym Rolls Like Grammar Used to MakeWhen push comes to shove, we tip over like sleeping cows! Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we discover who is the heel of the bread, the iron sheikh, enjoy the process of our processing, THE East coast, do they serve sweet tea?, sacrilege, I died a little inside, “so you aim too, please,” if you sprinkle when you tinkle, the Swedish art of death cleaning, how does my arm work?, a certain cookbook, shockalot, and then he pooped out another one, loud enough to hear the subtitles, I need a fast game, making synonym roll...
2023-12-111h 07Brothers In ArmsEpisode 136 - Are You Adverse to Barn Doors?Passable on average, mediocre at best, and that’s how we like it! Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we begin with a tune in our heads, The Mana Crypt, “did you change your socks?” “Ain’t got no socks on,” hair beard and eyebrows on point, “I’m sexy and I know it,” donk seven, completed school project, we love Ramen, perks? Are we in the same military? A penguin with a little hat, *At this point we found out Alex’s mic wasn’t working; RESET* driving range with the old set, “how does this work? Just swi...
2023-12-051h 09Brothers In ArmsEpisode 135 -Grandma Seen Me Rollin’What’s a day late between friends? Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we discover that Grandma seen me rollin’, Greg finally checked his mail, a sorely out of tune Mando, I was NOT looking for that, “bins bins bins,” awe Pie, next ones to paint, lost his gun hand, snowflakes and lego pieces, baking with Grandma, no more store bought bread, “singing hold music - wait one,” upping your starter, “are you not entertained?!,” beer chocolate chip cookies, a burnin ring of hooch, Alex - the new Betty, I laughed I smiled nobody else did, best Mother...
2023-11-281h 07Brothers In ArmsEpisode 134 - Happy Birthday, Marines - Love, Daddy.Somehow, through thick and thin, we’ve managed to make it happen, once again. Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we start with “da moose da moose,” are two moose meace, a fangle dangle, 3 kobold in a trenchcoat, Chicken Boo, bedazzle, you have a saword, with rip away pants, printing dice towers, weapons talk, tusken raider staff, no duty+no COVID=Friday Night Magic, Dough-lene the sourdough starter, we got stickers, the mustache, Happy Birthday Marines - Love, Daddy, waves fuego, ain’t got no gas in it, favorite Thanksgiving dish, and a few Dad jokes tha...
2023-11-191h 08Brothers In ArmsEpisode 133 - I Have People That Run For MeWho needs a solid start and stop time?! Not these guys! Welcome back to another episode of Brothers In Arms! Tonight we begin with “Why’s my head so big?” Back up - you’re driving this bus, one in six he’s on time, happy birthday Mason, vroom, happy Veteran’s Day - thank you for your support, family channel, “I’m a counselor,” steamroll, topical cream, passed PT, I dig a moat, BRISKET, jumping subject, #Idontrun, I have people that run for me, Happy Birthday Smart home!, it’s NOT apple season, Magic Talk, dinos vampires and pirates, “In Your He...
2023-11-131h 05Brothers In ArmsEpisode 132 - I Am Hot... And BotheredDon’t touch that dun da dun! I mean, don’t touch that dial, folks! We’re back with another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we begin with tag you’re it, I relish I mustard I mayo, miracle whip is trash, never not, final fantasy walkthroughs, I have no highs, Office Slash, cross country jet lag, down with the Target in Ocean Side, thank you for MY service, I am hot… and bothered, Patreon?, we can hear you in the drawer, a week of lows, schedule being sick, it’s TriCare, throttled data cap, ya boy’s making sushi...
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