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Brothers In ArmsEpisode 206 - Joy Cons - A Christian Convict Men’s EnsembleWelcome back to another well thought-out and executed podcast with YOUR Brothers in Arms! Tonight, we crunch the random numbers, well whada ya know, multiple things and failing miserably, with the pompador on top, reality sets in, I'm back on the potato, well done Alex you win, the Brady bunch, it’s the thought that counts, do you have to get Edge, what chat?, I miss camp, Staff Seargent I was Two, the General in 30 seconds, you know nothing of the dark - I was born in it, dinner in Timecula, it was the something cowboy, oh yeah no, ki...2025-08-0658 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 205 - It's All Going To PoohWelcome, one and all, to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we begin with the infamous wacky wailing inflatable arm flailing tube man, buy now!, shout out to Martin and his staff, hydrate, I not ok, the doom scrolling is so bad, I’m reading now, how’s your Skyrim?, I make beer, living on the edge, his cat named princess doughnut, you had me at the name, the Coast Guard - we don’t claim them, the TSA of the coast, in the history of ever, poo below, shirt and nothing else, a 500 teaser, a command beach bash...2025-07-311h 03Brothers In ArmsEpisode 204 - Shade Has Been ThrownTo the few, thank you for holding on! We’re Back, Baby, and having a good time! Tonight, on Brothers in Arms, “What are you guys doing?!” Right on the beach, mad max mini van, strapped in like a baby seat, no more staplers, full hookups, the lid, Patrick, the lid, wubba lubba, don’t steal my fault, hence more grey, I said nope and laid down on the ground, shade has been thrown, 100% that’s what I’m shooting for, on a plane, sailors are not the kind of people you put on speaker phone, church on the loaf, swim in...2025-07-221h 11Brothers In ArmsEpisode 203 - But, Did You Change Your Socks?Time to make the doughnuts! Welcome back to another gathering with YOUR Brothers in Arms! Tonight, Greg declares UNO!, nope to that, “my finger hurts. which one? This one,” three’s company too, all Fry can do, oh you HAVE it, Switch 2 hot take, What?! SHAME, hold on - let me pound a Monster, it tastes like childhood, it pays to serve, a McDonalds send-off, softball has started, undefeated, spoiler alert: this place is terrible, catcher calls strike, THREE - SIT DOWN, takes his shoes off - send it, classified as slippers, Alex the store walker, but the real questi...2025-06-1150 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 202 - Don't Buy Crap GumThere was a song about working, but you’ll have to hum a few bars before we can join in! Welcome back to another episode with your Brothers in Arms! Tonight we begin murdered and soiled, en vogue confused with the Switch 2, the flight suit that acts as Jammie’s, Johnny Cash’s, men’s tropical white service uniform, well it’s only saltwater, if anyone makes sense I make them run a lap, sir are you making sense right now?, with great power comes a lot of great opportunities, salty tan-lines, the broke ones that co-captain the team, Holee Crap...2025-06-0456 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 201 - Welcome to My Wife's Life!To the Masses that Matter! Welcome back to another episode with YOUR Brothers in Arms! Tonight we are determined to take em to the course, hello my baby hello my darlin’, two hundred and Juan, Han shot first, SPICY, what are the odds? One out of three, you’re going to hear crunching if you’re doing it right, it tells you what to do but then you got to do it, critical life saving work to baby shark, welcome to my wife’s life, adhere to quiet hours, you could tell he didn’t practice, RAVE boots in cats, Star...2025-05-261h 01Brothers In ArmsEpisode 200 - Guess My FartToot! Welcome back to another rip-roaring adventure with YOUR Brothers in Arms! Tonight, we declare 99% of the time, 2 Benjamins walking around here, Grace to your faces, do it!, revenge of the fifth or the sixth, making poor decisions with a fifth on the fifth, all thumbs baby, yeah no so, not the worst place in the marine corps, ducking for cover, I’m tired boss, according to the NAVOSH manual, a walking violation, here’s wonderwall, students - the unicorn of the Navy, they do exist, nothing else - call your Mom, making a pork butt, how’d I end up...2025-05-081h 00Brothers In ArmsEpisode 199 - Hot Desert Port-O-PottyNothing compares to a fresh episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we must moderate the hydrate, Oh Mio, gratuitous amount of energy, mine brain, Ohio means good morning, Greg reveals all - sort of, running on motivation and caffeine, spellcheck chief chef chief, trash language, so you’re not seizing, it’s good it’s cherry, uninterested in Thunderbolts, chicken jockey, will clap for movies, binging seasons, never would have guessed…, changing shifts blues, the monster hunter campaign lives on, pledge my devotion - got a sword - it’s cool, flavorful and thematic, are you a carrot or a stick gu...2025-04-3054 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 198 - A Crap-Ton of BroccoliHe shoots! He scores!!! Welcome back to another action-packed adventure with your Brothers in Arms! Tonight, Alex found it in his pants, we’re alive then, that’s a lot of podcast, I am NOT Patrick, refresh that thang, have I ever broken that trust, biggest weekend of the year, HE IS RISEN, four year old throwing elbows, getting up early on purpose, canabalize plane parts, sitting on cinderblocks in the middle of the tarmac, a message from Dirty Mike and the Boys, we’re the Pirates who don’t do anything, who ordered a wing?, ordering a riding horse on...2025-04-221h 03Brothers In ArmsEpisode 197 - The Look of Looking of One Who LooksYet again, the eyes have it, and we’re obliged to make another Brothers in Arms Podcast! Tonight, were grateful I’m awake now, procrastination has come around, an independent woman dude, a home of record, smart cookie, always on my mind, tax talk, uh huh, thank you for coming to my TED talk, 2049 for me gentlemen, God’s chicken - not sponsored, Kirk Taylor - CPA, necks of the woods, Unclean, squash the tea, I ticked off a Microsoft Exec, a Muskie lure and a $2 bill, you’re going to end up overboard, fanning his 2s, you didn’t write yo...2025-04-171h 05Brothers In ArmsEpisode 196 - Good Enough for Government WorkJust in case you missed it… It’s Hump Day! Welcome back to another fun-filled hour with YOUR Brothers in Arms! Tonight, we discover that Alex has a stick, pinkies up, won hundred, a beer line named after our episode titles, Burberry Sour, it’s happening and I love it, you’re welcome America, oh I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok, well that’s too darn bad, very fitting watching our world markets burn, good enough for government work, this was built by the lowest bidder, did he say CHIT?!, it glows and grows in the dark, wafs from the...2025-04-101h 00Brothers In ArmsEpisode 195 - I'm both Amazed and I Hate YouHave you ever said something, and it ‘dated’ you? We do that more often than we like to, here on Brothers in Arms! Tonight we reminisce about Skelator and the incompetent boob, I’m wireless, yeah I farted, with peach preserve, you’re making me hungry, shout out to Jake14905, rambalamb, April Fools, that’s a new years month, happy birthday Grandma, typing fopah, you would have made an excellent Officer, shenanigans, sounds like deployment, pirates of a landlocked state, they’re pretty direct - it’s in the name, see the new new, I’m both amazed and I hate you, I’m...2025-04-0359 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 194 - Professionally Speaking: You’re a Moron.Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! You just couldn’t resist, could you? Tonight, we pick up the Banana phone, I got a feeling its so appealing, working the night shift, “no okay yeah,” I’m so old Uber didn’t exist, back on the ‘Prise, working with the good idea fairies, feast and famine, really little numbers, Doctor prescribes “please don’t do that again,” coffee Monsters are real?!, gibberish WAKE UP!, communal fridge YOINK, free-floatin’ monstee, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, cookie time, professionally speaking: you’re a moron, testing while we’re a little bit hotter, watch us sta...2025-03-2656 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 193 - Tassels and AllWell, we did it again… We made another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we begin with Ah one, Hawaiian, “Chaka bra,” name that chicken, foghorn leghorn, disclaiming our childhood, one of the original 13 flavors, tassels and all, I am the answer to life the universe and everything, a throat clearing however, he went weird after the first one, I think I just figured out the smolder, so he lost a bet, raise your second chin, sleep here until we let you go home, a four hour mew fest, makes my vindictive electrician heart happy, Navy does drill? Kinda…, going fu...2025-03-141h 10Brothers In ArmsEpisode 192 - Don't Drink the Toilet WaterWelcome to Movie Talk… I mean, Brothers in Arms! Tonight we make the sound nnnneaoowww, bohemian rhapsody, Billy Bob Thornton, poopouri - totally regret forgetting it, potable water, don’t drink the toilet water, watching their Boppy Video, persway, dealing with the shenanigans, Big Marine Corps says “Go”, found the first grey hair, ate my weight with the meats, he has to get good Korean BBQ, stop drop and write your books, mango nada - hits all the wickets, crispy crunchy - worth the hunt, the car woes, Nissan Armada - sounds French, the snow button that does nothing, just on...2025-02-2648 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 191 - Shout Out Not SponsoredWe’ve not fallen off the edge of the Earth! We’re back with another “having a good time” with YOUR Brothers in Arms! Tonight we ask the question What did he do?, ah ah aahh, Jaun ninety Juan, I’m happy and sad, frozen first, he could leave at any time, he’s in his gaming shed, its momma’s, not kosher pizza, I used to be able to move like that, Block O Boys, keep it secret keep it safe, loose lips sink ships, he sees you when your chatting he knows when you’re going to talk, dodgy dodg...2025-02-191h 05Brothers In ArmsEpisode 190 - Kumbaya'll, Ya'll!Is it too early to order a fish sandwich? If so, tuck in for another episode of the next best thing, YOUR Brothers in Arms! Tonight, Greg discovers ‘Oh, I’ve got chocolate,’ I’m Mary Poppins y’all, its my birth month, I got goat-roped, brass trash or any live ammunition, herding cats with guns, the base is the size of Rhode Island, don’t touch the buffalo, engage your personal fart filter, prestidigitation, submit to the board for review, YOU SHALL NOT PASS, embedded mental health technician, wickets in crickets, SMILE *ching*, the door will rattle and fling wide o...2025-02-031h 08Brothers In ArmsEpisode 189 - People is an Action VerbWelcome back to another opportunity to peer into the minds of three brothers from the same Mother and Father. Welcome to Brothers in Arms! Tonight we kick it off with Jaun and Dos, actually able to mute that time, neigh on a little horse, the joys of going wireless, perpetually out of focus, or now grandpa’s taking a nap, its got a lot of those arms and legs in there, these hips don’t lie, there’s an app for that, ring in water and do the do, superlifous, Willy Wonka recorder, the Singing Marine literally, Xbox controller built li...2025-01-2659 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 188 - My Mustache Freezes at 5 DegreesTwo weeks apart makes the heart do funny things. We’re back, baby! Tonight, we sing it loud Hang on Sloopy, OH - IO, back in black, our different profiles, you know what I could with that much money, working in a coal mine, here comes the sun doo doo doo doo, my mustache freezes at 5 degrees, smart home has a new job, love to work envy, when I was a much younger cat, no no no don’t do that, Danny Phantom, Fabio the Philippino gnome bard merchant, wah wah wah wah, #Idontrun, I sport now, playinggameswithdad, and I li...2025-01-2142 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 187 - What's Your Primary Complaint Today?Welcome to the New Year with your not-so-new Brothers in Arms! Tonight we declare we have no Friends from France, artful interludes, and google docs for the win, not the vid, wait who’s on first, you may think it’s love but it's snot, chick chicky boom, super blessed, hooked on a feeling, a warm handshake over, a nose swabba, I’m not positive I’m positive, what’s your primary complaint today?, double dragon - from both ends, Montezuma’s Revenge, witches and werewolves and vampires Oh my, ate my 12 grapes at midnight, winter in the desert, i can do tha...2025-01-061h 04Brothers In ArmsEpisode 186 - TL;DRWelcome back to another episode with YOUR Brothers in Arms! Tonight, Patrick tried a new system using his phone and was unable to keep the show notes. So… Dad jokes and a whole lot more that will keep you entertained on this week’s episode of Brothers in Arms!
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2024-12-3058 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 185 - Methodically Ironing that SheetWelcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we begin with none other than The Muffin Man, caught me in an awkward spot, it’s the eve of Christmas Eve Eve, only the shadow knows, I’m stripping, so fun fact, non sponsored, an existential shred, the Shadow and Shiwan Khan - JUNK, however comma, methodically ironing that sheet, wash your hands and say your prayers, focus - not focus, brother eeewww, mainly cause I started yelling at everyone, standing watch in the fake boat, who’s a little grumpy today?, don’t play chicken with a five-year...2024-12-231h 08Brothers In ArmsEpisode 184 - Bear in Mind the Bear MinimumHappy Holidays from three brothers from the same Mother and Father! Welcome back to Brothers in Arms! Tonight, I clicked the button, a Knight’s Tale, taking of the shrew, isn’t that a mole, some of you may die, that is a risk I am willing to take, thanks Uncle Jeff, the guilty party, I missed you?, them poor avacadroes, boiling wort, I make bread - you make not bread bread, washi washi math, kegerator - not a made up word, this is not that kind of channel, skeleton crew, any holiday potluck, die of diabetic shock, Hi Gran...2024-12-181h 02Brothers In ArmsEpisode 183 - DING! Fries Are Done.Put on your twinkle lights, and don your favorite Christmas hats as we join together for another festive gathering with your Brothers in Arms! Tonight we begin with a Merry Chrysler, Pacifica, awe we’re you’re favorite, hurray for Hollywood, deprecate- there’s a p in there, our red flags, went to Denny’s at stupid-early in the morning, it’s always a tumor, Harry Potter tattoo, thank you for your service - thank you for your support, What? What?! What…?, hooooooly cow, chlamydia??!, home brew channel, Deb - like a boy named Sue, can’t see me, DING fries are...2024-12-1156 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 182 - I Spatchcocked That Thing!What would the holidays be without a little sibling back and forth? Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we can’t help but start by laughing all the way, Oh Lord, peace up A-town down, look at those babies, ketchup and mustard stain, McDonald’s ribbon, taxidermy hamsters with human teeth, Pepperidge farms remembers, SHUN, Thursday was Thanksgiving, Alex crossed a line, MERRY CHRISTMAS, get my turkey on, because I love her I’m going to eat this, ice-cream machine history lesson, welcome back - now you’re sick, boil em mash ‘em put em in a stew...2024-12-031h 03Brothers In ArmsEpisode 181 - A Navy-Paid VacationHere on Brothers in Arms, we’ve decided we love these things, nothings ever going to keep you down, meow, returned back from the future, welcome home bud, 60 hours of travel, chutney like a salsa, still in the matrix, pop pop burp, hydrate or die, shenanigans away, Super Troopers up there with Gone with the Wind, hot and… difficult, had a whole row to myself, Cat/Dogs, not sponsored, picked up a pork butt, please thank me for my service, a navy-paid vacation, western New York family farm, gack it back up, why doesn’t the deer have its skin...2024-11-251h 00Brothers In ArmsEpisode 180 - Shellbacks, Pollywogs, and the Big Fat BabyWelcome back to an early edition of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we start with a Nat 1, I don’t roll to win, and all you other people, happy birthday Marines, no knife hands, light on fire and put on porch, checking in to be the governor, Foursquare, we’re using the axe, crossing the line, shellbacks pollywogs and the big fat baby, camp ghost stories, lousy coffee on deployment, an iced MOAC, shopping with my wife, local-made goods, Charleston-bound, look at you Betty, and a few Dad jokes to round us off. All this and a couple of birthdays to c...2024-11-1152 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 179 - Meet Joey, my Per Diem MarsupialHead and shoulders knees and toes, and all that jazz! Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight, we begin with in and out - dip dip dut dut, how now brown cow, I’m in a well, Turkey track, ✌️that’s 12 backwards, high voltage Elmo, they cooked him till he popped, a real boot scoot and boogie, that’s when daddy playtime happens, big gas saving and shipping my pants, the American dollar in Guam, spam masubi, same similar, shoutout to great Uncle Bob, put your phone in the microwave, candy bar treat, short straw to Charleston...2024-11-061h 01Brothers In ArmsEpisode 178 - Like Jumping on Burning Tables - That's BuffaloDid you ever hear the story of the little engine that could? Well, tonight’s your lucky night to hear it straight from your Brothers in Arms! We begin our story with I got a fever, with a proper greeting, the proof is in the pants, I’m getting warm, lawyered, bra I was wearing thermals, welcome to the jungle you’re all gonna grey, it’s the California rubbing off, the Jets should not have bought him, “man, screw the Ravens,” Mom Winning, that’s buffalo, like jumping on burning tables, putting newborn babies through tables, technically, eat different/bette...2024-10-2852 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 177 - AFKWhere you can reach us:
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2024-10-2829 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 176 -Tiny Desk Marketplace and Piñata TimeWe’re gonna keep going cause it’s fun! Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we decide yeah no actually, happy birthday Navy, not once but twice, and you’re welcome, i don’t want to stand up right now, lurking with no pants on, not thirst chat, farting in the closet, it’s piñata time, i have a tracker on my phone, we’re getting saucy over here, tiny desk marketplace, chicken blowout, squad busters, squirrel point, distracted Greg, build whatever you want to build, death on turn four, Dandan the Man, almost feel sorry fo...2024-10-1454 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 175 - Yankee Tango and Redbull SkeltonThe system is down but we’re not out! Welcome back to another episode with YOUR Brothers in Arms! On tonight’s episode, BRUCE!, Ohio goes eye mas, it’s my morning too, I’m just on mids in the closet, the man closet, I was lost on the lyric, boondocks 2 platform shoes, Warhammer, I’ve made myself indispensable, and we all go, Alex is on a qual card, they’re coming in to the closet, incoming, no more training wheels, a rite of passage, cooler in air quotes, yankee tango, Redbull Skelton, surf n turf on deployment, sun? What’s that...2024-10-0656 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 174 - Hit That Mutton ButtonDon’t stop me now cause we’re having a good time on Brothers in Arms Podcast! Tonight we declare that you make me ink, I don’t play fantasy unless it’s final, I’ll stick to my seven eight nine, tattoo talk, please save and quit, formative years of an addiction, squad busters screen names (Fortissimo, Dunlap89, KoolKid6156), fantasy football talk, Go Cowboys?, Winning?, a hearty chuckle, it just made me angry, I grabbed it from the haz mat locker, nothing like a shiny dwarf, are you sending me Cthulhu?, I know too much because of TikTok, purple orc...2024-09-231h 05Brothers In ArmsEpisode 173 - My Job is to be the JerkWarning to those wearing earbuds with a weak constitution: Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! We begin tonight with guttural noises, apologies, copy and paste eyebrows, the Richmond eyebrow genes are strong, I go popeye, finally watched Jumanji, just go to bed, the new jewmungee, 6 degrees of separation, and we’re talking about that guy now, we’re all connected, Weird Al and Harry Potter, can’t control his saliva, my job is to be the jerk, he is my puppet, making grown men cry since 1989, farting checking us, predictive texts is learning us, taking our shirts...2024-09-161h 06Brothers In ArmsEpisode 172 - Tasing Napoleon Dynamite¡Bienvenidos de nuevo a otro episodio de Brothers in Arms! I mean, Hello! Tonight we begin in French. Tasing Napoleon Dynamite. Mind your own business. Now in Spanish! What's just chatting? Now we whisper. Are they spicy? Then I don't want them. They're like a hard Doritos. Shoutout to a nice lady who sends Greg tajin. It's like a shot. Reversal of fortune. Hotdogs don’t taste the same either. Groundhog day. What do you mean "like it's cool"? Greg is still in school. That's like having a lifeguard at the Olympics. Greg is still reading the same book as...2024-09-091h 02Brothers In ArmsEpisode 171 - Hamsters Don't Taste the SameWelcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we begin with creepy hungry eyes, are we live now?, our favorite brothers, only 2 hats, don’t run walk, why is the air so spicy?, one medium pizza, an extra $100 of groceries, that’s some big popcorn, the dogs don’t even care for it, surprise sucker, peanut butter noodles, crazy straw tongues, it’s like a giraffe or a party blower, mini bags of Oreos, a packing box of goodies, I didn’t get just any jerky, it’s looking lush today, getting a little swol, did you bless the ra...2024-09-011h 07Brothers In ArmsEpisode 170 - Holiday Inn Embroidered TowelsA day late and more than a few dollars, but we’re back with another episode of Brothers in Arms Podcast! Tonight, one of us is Rollin down the highway. Nah, I just like sitting in the car. Oscar is chonky. Hod bless you as you make your biscuits. Yoshi makes biscuits, on my face. Looking at blue corvettes. Playing softball and skipping work. Running over the CO. Greg's roman name is egregious. Windwalkers running by their own flatulence. Finish the dang books. Greg is still reading books that are almost 20 years old. Falling asleep while listening to books...an...2024-08-2058 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 169 - Shaved It Into ExistenceWe’re back with a vengeance, and Slim Jims (OOH YEEAHH!). Tonight we decide to hydrate with a chicken, NICE, do have a license to carry those?, have you seen my beach ball?, when you’re typecast, Snap into a slim jim. Okay. Takis and a Phillips head screwdriver. the random things on our desk, insinuated questions do not need to be answered, Greg finally decided that running is bad. Alex is pleased. marketed improvement with lifting heavy things, scary tracked info, I’m not a doctor but I play one on tv, 3 days off - not going to happen...2024-08-121h 05Brothers In ArmsEpisode 168 - Little Debbie and Not THAT BrandonWelcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Alex has the notes, and you’re in for a treat! Tonight we discover that's living rent free in my head, cause that's how my brain works. But not really, because that would be copyright infringement. With a little rusteez and a whole Lotta luck, you too can look just like me. Ka chow. This is my joke, and you're going to laugh. I chew into something expecting mmmh, and I get blegh. It's not Karen, it's Debbie, and she's lil. Polishing a turd. Since we're on this subject. Science pr...2024-08-051h 01Brothers In ArmsEpisode 167 - YOU Taste Like Italian SeasoningWhen there’s something strange in the neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Brothers in Arms! Welcome back to another helping of three brothers from the same mother and father! Tonight we begin with Farfenugen, We would have a knife fight, chicken that tastes like chicken, white people taco night, we’ve never been to Houston and we’re not too good at ping pong, outside sweating, Leadership Development, breaking up the groundhog, and now we know, 17 years out of high school, high side and low side, I am so smart - S.M.R.T., breath check, shift sleep...2024-07-291h 03Brothers In ArmsEpisode 166 - Normal People Do Normal People ThingsGreetings! And also with you! Welcome back to another episode with YOUR Brothers in Arms! Tonight we acknowledge And all you other people, RIP SeaMoose, It's a tradition. Hi I’m Paul, boats are supposed to sink - ships don’t, How do you get debt out of deployment? UDP. Is that like a urinary tract infection? Is it a drinking club, or gun club? Both. We're meeting on Tuesday. We forgot the cat memes. It's groundhog day. There's 2 gyms, why would we need that? We have free reign to run around base. Alex doesn't run. Unofficially sponsored by Garmi...2024-07-241h 06Brothers In ArmsEpisode 165 - Is There A Quizlet for That?Alex is taking notes again, so you’ll want to follow along. Don't touch that dun dun duh. I'm on one side and he's on the other. We're gone. And we're back! Is there a quizlet for that? I can read, and count to 20. What is freetime? Greg gets a point. Greg's gaming constipation. Greg has difficulty with a fifteen year old game. Shame. Greg dies alot, but he'll pick it up again. It's a wonder! He said the name. But yeah, no. Greg is always no 2. 'Cause he's the poo? Plain white tees getting everyone sad. USO tours an...2024-07-151h 01Brothers In ArmsEpisode 164 - No. Thank YOU, Chuck Norris!The upload might be late, but the brothers are always FRESH! Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms Podcast! Tonight Alex is taking notes. Banana phone. Why do they look up? You can't ride a submarine, but you can eat it. Greg is in a hacker's domain (the matrix). NPH is the man. That's all I have to say about that. Blame Greg. Middle child always gets blamed. Alex is twitchy. And redundant. And replaceable. PTSD is about being late to work. Exploring anxiety. Alex in a bunny costume. Episode 500 part deux. Greg's first day off. Or...2024-07-111h 01Brothers In ArmsEpisode 163 - Banana Chips - The Snack That Bites BackOdd nights make for odd flavors with your Brothers in Arms Podcast! Tonight, we declare don’t put it there, “I reject your offer and submit my own,” it still hot, is it a full moon?, God bless the USO, banana chips - a sweet little radioactive snack, hydrate, the snack that bites back, permanent room, literally running my butt off, the 80’s were almost 50 years ago, spelled frenchly, BEACH, exploit the brokenness, I guess I do!, Florida and beach time, happy anniversary, this is fun, swallowed a mustache hair, don’t be a heat case, and our top 3 Dad jokes...2024-07-0255 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 162 - The Planet Smoothie MishapMaybe. Just maybe we’re figuring out this weekly podcast thing?! Welcome back to another meeting of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we’re surprised that if you haven’t stumbled upon us before congratulations, “unleash me,” Bible muffs, my favorite, sunshine in my pocket, shun the nonbeliever, sim sim salabim, chinstrap, running with my roommate, planet smoothie mishap, I watched the sunrise, “bad dates, Indie,” he’s on a swing thing, twice a week with world news, try to qualify, a ‘real’ practice board, you got this in your backyard, the dig ball for short, back peddle pulled pork, Patrick loves furlou...2024-06-241h 01Brothers In ArmsEpisode 161 - It's a Good Jingle if it SticksFrom the edges of civilization, to the corners of the globe, we are your Brothers in Arms! On tonight’s episode Greg has a chinstrap, that was my first squadron, not for the reasons you guys went over, Rome down in Greece, “it’s my math leave me alone,” don’t math with the man, chasing tail - a fishing shirt, does it wick away?, chaffage, Carters Lake, fishing and the blackstone, yup no, switch game backlog, like playing a studio ghibli movie game, (I died) Oh that’s what I look like, I like seeing me, an entire week of swing...2024-06-1953 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 160 - What is a Combat Hamster?Who has six thumbs and has fun everywhere they go? These Brothers in Arms! Tonight we discover I have chicken, LEROY JENKINS, baby you’re a firework, hand emotes, do you get to live at work?, time well spent, air guitar, chowdales, marines are always ripped, what’s a combat hamster? Chicken cordon bleu, at FLOTUS and their initiatives, Italian pastries and train stations, my puck died, so long as your feet hit something hard, the little things, rotating shift work, made the big boys cry again, maybe he’s just really good, family swim, Alex and goat yoga, that’s...2024-06-111h 00Brothers In ArmsEpisode 159 - I Guess I Need to Watch Bluey NowNow THIS is Podcasting! Welcome back to another episode with YOUR Brothers in Arms! Tonight we begin with Yowza, now THIS is podcasting, a head with hands, I guess I need to watch Bluey now, Anime talk, I sound better I feel better, we’re running at 2AM, we’re closer today than we were yesterday, the NSFW show in 7 years, “it sounded like a squirrel and not gears,” Groundhog Day and Stripes, synchronized sips, Alex golfed, “I broke Mom’s driver,” tactical diaper bag, a Delta Male, looked like he was bleeped, why do sailors curse?, defenders of justice, my th...2024-06-0355 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 158 - Rub Your Ear HoleEven with the snot and sniffles, we’re back with another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we determine “Yeah something like that,” he’s far from home, you were merely born into it, script flip, singing stupid songs, wash your hands and say your prayers cause Jesus and germs are everywhere, it’s already weird, rub your ear hole, one knuckle deep, “have you changed your socks?,” this is more than Motrin, Ravenclaw, I got some brain fart, Covenant and lots of singing, I passed but I failed, somersaults, come out swinging, I don’t know if I’m invited back, fl...2024-05-2749 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 157 - I Made a Grown Man CryThough we’re leagues apart, we’re together again for your listening pleasure! Welcome back to Brothers in Arms! Tonight we welcome “you Big Beautiful Man,” wherever you are in the world, nope that’s a tent, the men in black are hot, hydrate, Holy Spirit activate, the Horn of Africa, he’s hiding with Carmen Sandiego, you’re glistening, matching with water, I live in a CLU, Containerized, I live in the Stacks, I made a grown man cry, stop hitting yourself, all the pain with no satisfaction, stuff in things, and a few Dad jokes to keep you warm beyon...2024-05-2140 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 156 - Indubita-Bee!“I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!” Did you know that we’re French?! Neither did we, but we kicked off tonight’s episode speaking French, “I peed in my bed,” roll for initiative, flowers and biggly smiles, easy clicking, Monday all day long, “thank you, Captain Obvious,” “did you smoke anything this weekend?,” any tree I can use to smoke, beer can chickens, weird pop up games, don’t click that dun duh dun, “Bruh,” the Rizzler, to cleanse the visual pallet, the neck stretch, making a dogleg, fingers in pies, “look at yo...2024-05-141h 01Brothers In ArmsEpisode 155 - I Can't Go Unless You Sing to MeWe meet again, my friends! Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we encourage you to stay loose with your hands in the air cause we just don’t care, elevator jokes and a crown, fluffing his moustache or moist ache, you poor unfortunate soul, another ER visit, just another kidney stone, I scanned a cat at the hospital, nurse’s hotline, you don’t have to be lonely at farmers only, flow max yup, I can’t go unless you sing to me, we made it to turn 2, no butt wrapping, an hour a pound Holy Cow...2024-05-071h 02Brothers In ArmsEpisode 154 - Call My Taste Buds What You WillFrom coast to coast you smell the most with none other than YOUR Brothers in Arms! Tonight we begin with wet and muggy malaria pills, accidental FaceTime, water of the future, aspartame, jazzercise, call my taste buds what you will, moist everything, Goldbond and bodyglide, men’s shapewear, hey I found my card, who’s on first, he made chickens, did you tap the tree?, the butter knife test, my auger was working, people are messy and hungry, why so serious?, this is the way, probe all three, add it to the hopper, do you wrap your butt?, whitewater raft...2024-04-301h 04Brothers In ArmsEpisode 153 - I Just Shipped the Bed!For some unknown reason, mullets and bellbottom jeans are back in style, and somehow, So Are We! Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we discover it’s National Drug Testing Day, Welcome Home, deployment sucks, I just shipped the bed, “sir, you have some nice boots,” duct taped in the pool house, he said it was ok, respect the ‘stache, I want to live in a van down by the river, working on quals, and you take their lunch money, everybody’s in a yank, Maryland - California - New Jersey - New York - Virginia...2024-04-221h 03Brothers In ArmsEpisode 152 - The Dogs Like the FrogsIf you’re looking for three guys with a strange affinity for laughing at really by Dad jokes, you’ve come to the right place! Welcome to Brothers in Arms! Tonight we begin with the Swig before the gig, floating head, that counts as two, hey Ms. Bridget, playing three corners, “I volunteer as stripper,” the midway museum, coffin racks, jingly ear worms, congratulations that sucks, I love you but I hate you, he lagged up here not here, the uncut sheets, I do tonight, the dogs like the frogs, the church pew fart, I never ends, our favorite memories...2024-04-171h 00Brothers In ArmsEpisode 151 - The Ballad of the RAV4Well, the cat’s out of the bag, and we don’t have the heart to put him back in! Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms Podcast! Tonight we begin with our usual Greetings & Salvations, “it’s Cold,” “that’s Warm,” let’s go fly a kite, rock out with the Mays, knock out the hours, this is why the sequels don’t work, space bats with giant suckers, order 4 5 2 3 6, a New Hope Narrated by Batman, his name was Robert Paulson, they shot Bob, Greg’s crazy work schedule, it’s called Best Pizza & Beer (no, really.), it snowed agai...2024-04-071h 10Brothers In ArmsEpisode 150 - A Special Pocket for Your Tactical Hot SauceWelcome back, faithful travelers, to another episode with your Brothers in Arms! Tonight we celebrate He is Risen Indeed, Job’s Done, sunshine after the rain, the Alphabet Men, “ain’t got no gas innit,” boxer briefs, cuts down on chaffing, sponsored by Gold Bond, the band Moms bought us special underwear, always 2 fingers, Manhattan enlightenment, my 1982 keyboard, working out at 1 in the morning, Shuckshuka, that tasty thing, a special pocket for your tactical hot sauce, the chief’s mess always has condiments, a 500 drop, everyone else is just trying to get their stuff back, “you salty old dog,” ownership, poo...2024-04-011h 05Brothers In ArmsEpisode 149 - Who Destroyed the Name Karen?Welcome back from three distinct corners of these United States! We are your Brothers in Arms, and you are our most favorite audience! Tonight we discover You’re missing your calling, Podunk baseball team, minor league hockey, Rod Fitswell, your parents are awful, Happy Birthday Grandma!, broken brackets, C A T S, integrity a watch standing principle, 3 F’s and a pickle, how much does a polar bear wear, a boatload of orcs, he got hash at a place called toasted, 22 hours in the car, the escape plan always prepared, snow blower with the house, who destroyed the name Kare...2024-03-251h 07Brothers In ArmsEpisode 148 - A Cyndi Lauper PlopperWelcome Back, BIA Family! After a long break due to travel and life-events, we’re back with another episode with your Brothers in Arms! Tonight we begin by Disrobing, Atlanta high fives, You’re welcome to imagine, if you want to be paradise, I come from the land down under, finally went fishing, whopper plopper, Cyndi Lauper Plopper, just wanna have fun, promptly throws it into a tree, do they play well?, beard jelly, they remembered me, how strong do you want to go?, what are you going to counter, Greg doesn’t clip his toe nails, went for a morn...2024-03-1859 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 147 - Eating Wedgies from Hello FreshWe meet again, podcast listeners! Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we celebrate Greg’s Birthday, eating wedgies, Hello Fresh not a sponsor, slide into those DMs, simple no agenda question, “I don’t do anything,” a dog named Eve who tasted the forbidden fruit, baby face with the strongest jaw, Lego Land - having a good time, Dutch bricks, hand sanitizer everywhere for good reason, smashed to pieces, Barbersol hold on to your butts, 20 years from now, glassholes walking down the street, Daytona sauce, checking out, Tim is my work wife, glass balls and rubber b...2024-02-251h 15Brothers In ArmsEpisode 146 - We Draw the Line at Belly ButtonsDon’t touch that duh duh dun! We’re back with your favorite brothers from the same mother and father! Tonight they threaten to let all of the raunch out, AirPods no more, I love my dog mantra, baby teeth, blue squirrel, “Me Patrick now,” super numeral, teeth are safe, we draw the line at belly buttons, what you don’t really need, a jar of wisdom teeth, physical copies because I’m that old, medical records volume 2, CONFIDENCE, what made you happy this week and what would you have changed, kidless four A, Spit and Spat the Mermen, Greggle Rock...2024-02-191h 12Brothers In ArmsEpisode 145 - Mando Fun Turn Down for What?We’re living our best lives and we’re all the way up! Welcoem back, family, to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we declare, “Oh look there’s my hero,” not foo fighters, free couch and moving up in the world, deployment going up fast, dinner time, protecting freedom, a fork waggle, I’m not standing up, I’m not wearing any pants, I hate Maryland, singing not drunk - the worst part, I just don’t want to be there, long live the King, let me finish decimating and I’ll be right there, we value our lives and we v...2024-02-131h 01Brothers In ArmsEpisode 144 - Severe Weather and the Gram GramsClearly, we’re out of control! But I’ve been told, that’s the way you like us! Welcome back to another episode of Brother’s in Arms. Tonight we make light of losing control, “feel me,” the preshow before the show, with great power comes great responsibility, how’s it shaking out in your woods, plead the fifth, it’s nine o’clock - time for bed, Yuma, changing time zones, cool prizes, I’ve apologized because I have the same problem, bingo wings, hooter scooters, millions of peaches, new sticker idea, stunt fall, crawl McGraw, severe weather and the gram grams...2024-02-051h 11Brothers In ArmsEpisode 143 - Pangrams with Neurospicy Alphabet SoupersCan you believe it has been a week already?! Neither can we! Tonight we’ve been upgraded to Brothers in Arms TV, high and low, no tv for you, reached the age of closed captioning, eating chips with friends on, neurospicy alphabet soupers, does anyone else want to talk about pangrams?, Tokyo talk, supporting their local game store, humble brag, you do one of these, how much do you hate yourself?, I died a lot, pics or it didn’t happen, we only squirreled twice, lowlight Bills, a good taco, sourdough starter, weird ones pulled up, memory lane and only...2024-01-221h 06Brothers In ArmsEpisode 142 - I Wanna Punchy Cheese!Crank us up loud (cause we can barely hear Greg)! And, you don’t want to miss a single “yut yut” from your Brothers in Arms! Tonight we begin with Salvations to you too, Greg’s an android, all your bases are belong to us, skybar, say no more, this might be our new normal, Sneakers, Cockatoo Party, Greg gets a point, Penn and Teller, best two out of three, glaringly free meal, ceremonial letter opener, high horse, snack pack, yut yut, Alex sings as much as he runs, don’t be a jerk, playing stupid games gets you stupid pri...2024-01-161h 01Brothers In ArmsEpisode 141 - Dough Ray MeCan you believe they let us do it again?! Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we begin with “More passion. More passion,” ellephino, don’t touch that dun dun dun, the Steelers are in the playoffs, I don’t canoodle with my phone, that’s kinda weird, Bits - back in the saddle training, gas chamber, neurological tests, not meant for civilians, menglespatchcockle, death warmed over, he speaks more French than we do, vaccine talk, we are bread people now, sounds like a gremlin, a sourdough started named ‘Dough Ray Me,’ Utica greens, a new world to domin...2024-01-081h 09Brothers In ArmsEpisode 140 - Directions Unclear: Now My Feet Are WetHappy New Year! We hope your new year’s resolution includes listening more to Brothers in Arms! Tonight, we remember the snack that smiles back until you bites theirs heads off, snot and sniffles, it’s brutal, Japan 10/10 would do it again, Barbie dream house, they swabbed everything, Utica greens, brined smoked turkey, spatchcocked, folded out on my rack, would not let me not cook, Alex is the secret ingredient, college football talk, that’s a quarter, and everyone got sick, got to hoofing, chocolate strawberry cream macrons, bathroom company, the people that matter don’t mind the people that min...2024-01-021h 06Brothers In ArmsEpisode 139 - Dude, This is StupidThough time and space may separate us, we made mountains move in order to meet up on this thing we like to call Brothers in Arms! Tonight we begin with a Christmas Moose, all trains on time, on all the coasts - just the ones that matter, a craft brewery in Yuma, teaching Marines how to clean, prime rib, don’t share their real age even among family, French it, is frenching what comes before spatchcocking?, holy cow screaming children y’all, pellet feeder, family time in Atlanta, a magical timeshare, secret Santa, the spirit of secret, hurray foray, slee...2023-12-241h 14Brothers In ArmsEpisode 138 – Hanukkah Llamakah X8It’s Working! It’s Working! Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we try something new and it worked!, the sultry sound of the underground, new format and too many things to look at, certain parts of Kentucky and Ohio, Old Spanky, is chili allowed in California, laughs in upstate NY, did you change your socks?, mix those safely, TSA precheck bypass’ genpop, Pennsylvania’s nub, summoning demons, the ship’s gentleman, sourdough pizza ftw, focused on fixing things, Hanukkah Llamakah, recording the legacy, are my actions aligned, and a few Dad jokes that make sound effe...2023-12-171h 14Brothers In ArmsEpisode 137 -Making Synonym Rolls Like Grammar Used to MakeWhen push comes to shove, we tip over like sleeping cows! Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we discover who is the heel of the bread, the iron sheikh, enjoy the process of our processing, THE East coast, do they serve sweet tea?, sacrilege, I died a little inside, “so you aim too, please,” if you sprinkle when you tinkle, the Swedish art of death cleaning, how does my arm work?, a certain cookbook, shockalot, and then he pooped out another one, loud enough to hear the subtitles, I need a fast game, making synonym roll...2023-12-111h 07Brothers In ArmsEpisode 136 - Are You Adverse to Barn Doors?Passable on average, mediocre at best, and that’s how we like it! Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we begin with a tune in our heads, The Mana Crypt, “did you change your socks?” “Ain’t got no socks on,” hair beard and eyebrows on point, “I’m sexy and I know it,” donk seven, completed school project, we love Ramen, perks? Are we in the same military? A penguin with a little hat, *At this point we found out Alex’s mic wasn’t working; RESET* driving range with the old set, “how does this work? Just swi...2023-12-051h 09Brothers In ArmsEpisode 135 -Grandma Seen Me Rollin’What’s a day late between friends? Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we discover that Grandma seen me rollin’, Greg finally checked his mail, a sorely out of tune Mando, I was NOT looking for that, “bins bins bins,” awe Pie, next ones to paint, lost his gun hand, snowflakes and lego pieces, baking with Grandma, no more store bought bread, “singing hold music - wait one,” upping your starter, “are you not entertained?!,” beer chocolate chip cookies, a burnin ring of hooch, Alex - the new Betty, I laughed I smiled nobody else did, best Mother...2023-11-281h 07Brothers In ArmsEpisode 134 - Happy Birthday, Marines - Love, Daddy.Somehow, through thick and thin, we’ve managed to make it happen, once again. Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we start with “da moose da moose,” are two moose meace, a fangle dangle, 3 kobold in a trenchcoat, Chicken Boo, bedazzle, you have a saword, with rip away pants, printing dice towers, weapons talk, tusken raider staff, no duty+no COVID=Friday Night Magic, Dough-lene the sourdough starter, we got stickers, the mustache, Happy Birthday Marines - Love, Daddy, waves fuego, ain’t got no gas in it, favorite Thanksgiving dish, and a few Dad jokes tha...2023-11-191h 08Brothers In ArmsEpisode 133 - I Have People That Run For MeWho needs a solid start and stop time?! Not these guys! Welcome back to another episode of Brothers In Arms! Tonight we begin with “Why’s my head so big?” Back up - you’re driving this bus, one in six he’s on time, happy birthday Mason, vroom, happy Veteran’s Day - thank you for your support, family channel, “I’m a counselor,” steamroll, topical cream, passed PT, I dig a moat, BRISKET, jumping subject, #Idontrun, I have people that run for me, Happy Birthday Smart home!, it’s NOT apple season, Magic Talk, dinos vampires and pirates, “In Your He...2023-11-131h 05Brothers In ArmsEpisode 132 - I Am Hot... And BotheredDon’t touch that dun da dun! I mean, don’t touch that dial, folks! We’re back with another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we begin with tag you’re it, I relish I mustard I mayo, miracle whip is trash, never not, final fantasy walkthroughs, I have no highs, Office Slash, cross country jet lag, down with the Target in Ocean Side, thank you for MY service, I am hot… and bothered, Patreon?, we can hear you in the drawer, a week of lows, schedule being sick, it’s TriCare, throttled data cap, ya boy’s making sushi...2023-11-061h 07Brothers In ArmsEpisode 131 - Tolkien and JokingTo loosely quote Gandalf, “A podcast is never late, nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.” Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight, we’ve come to conclusion that we’re Halive, “well plast a hundred,” 3 hours behind you, “Echo - I mean Alexa,” Sorry, Grandma!” welcome new subscribers, welcome to my crib, “hear my dripping sarcasm,” hold on I’ll be back in an hour, national parks pass, Carlsbad Caverns, plastic axes, breaking news with BIAP, small world Marine Corps, been on nights, unicorn superhero and a scarecrow, Tolkien and joking, biggest cheese-eaten gri...2023-10-291h 14Brothers In ArmsEpisode 130 - The Writer, the Recorder, and the Really Pretty OneWhat’s Love got to do with it? Well, funny you ask. It’s got EVERYTHING to do with why we’re still going strong as Brothers in Arms! On tonight’s episode we decide whatever we want to talk about, looking rosy, living in a basement, this beautiful face, “if we claim we are humble are we really humble?” can we get this transcript?, the writer the recorder and the really pretty one, bad subtitles with ChatGPT, born in the 80’s, sound bites that live in us, TAJIN!!, officially done with HMX, he won’t shut up, grandma would be disappo...2023-10-151h 07Brothers In ArmsEpisode 129 – I Can Exploit That – In Fact, I CanIt’s a long way to the top if you want to make a Podcast, and through blood, sweat, and tears, we made another one! Welcome back to Brothers in Arms! Tonight we ask, “Why’s it so spicy?” Hi Grandma, reverse order, the night shift, a week away in the mighty shipyard, plant tender, I deal with books - my dream job, are ya legal? I can exploit that - in fact I can, shaking his tail if he had one, HANDS!, living in the basement, one more duty station, pack your trash, Dr. Rug, Patrick’s globetrotting adventures...2023-10-091h 08Brothers In ArmsEpisode 128 -Also I Fart NowMicrophone check. One. Two. Three. Four? Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode with your favorite Brothers in Arms! Today we discover that Alex is weird - no wonderfully unique, “when I was out on the streets,” another Marine podcast - embrace the SUC, “1 or 2 - better or worse,” “I kinda wanna fart,” my ONE year at Louisville, you gotta keep ‘em separated, last duty station, visual cue - side chop, I don’t know which came first? The chicken, drawn out of a hat, Spotsilvania County, you’re such a grandpa, “Boys, I’m tired,” also I fart now, Alex is irregu...2023-09-171h 06Brothers In ArmsEpisode 127 - It Skewed the ResultsFriends, Romans, Countrymen! Lend me ears [and I’ll sing you a song]. Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight, Greg declares, “Yes I am sober,” “Happy Birthday, Pop”, head bop, shorts and one poop, Grover Cleveland - who is that?!, I love Labor Day, Poops - the new measurement system, it skewed the results, assert dominance, Episode 500, fairy wand that whips, there’s a tech book for that, APG - Always Pleasing Grandma, old middle tooth, and a few Dad jokes that “wah waaah’d.” All this that measured almost 6 poops on Brothers in Arms!
W...2023-09-0552 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 126 - Oh No, It’s Sad NowWhat’s the definition of crazy? Some might say, “this Podcast.” But to the haters we say, “Buckle up, Buttercup!” Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we discovered we’re not in sync, going pros anonymous, “I don’t even know who you are,” MicroCenter rocks, new cameras are stupid expensive, FaceTiming a toddler, a FoLex, region locked, Metal Jesus, “I love food,” the Builder, an engineer’s ring, you get what you get, remember the small things, how’s the skiing in August?, Duty Pro Card, University of Kentucky, snack bag envy, “Oh no, it’s sad now,” and a few Dad...2023-08-281h 14Brothers In ArmsEpisode 125 – He Decided Face-First Down the SlideIt’s not what you think. We’re all just REALLY tired! Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we kick it off with a Bush Latte, pinky’s up, cozy coozie, usually late, hurricane Hillary, English sentences that make sense, my brain was gone, downward turn, always fantastic, give your face a rest, tolls, “my butt took too long,” “I’m glad you asked,” that’s not legal tender, “SPG baby,” ya have to understand, gooch hooch, Lickinghole in Goochland, decided face first down the slide, a question that makes you question us, and a few Dad jokes to round...2023-08-211h 11Brothers In ArmsEpisode 124 - Don’t Make Mom AngryYou can trust us when we say, “we’ve got your six.” Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms Podcast. Tonight we begin with Tolkien talk, Brian in a bonnet, Paradise Valley, slept through the trouble, Camo Man, running hilltop, costume change, school starts = people forget how to drive, “Alexander’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week,” it’s doody duty, irregardlessly fish ball soup, plant therapy, trails of purpose, “math is hard,” says the nuke, don’t make Mom angry, Lake Junaluska, sushi lovers, they call that skin flakes, sort of rapid fire questions, and Dad jokes that just...2023-08-141h 07Brothers In ArmsEpisode 123 - Playing Magic with Post MaloneTo be early is to be on time, and to be on time is to be late! Welcome to an early episode of your weekly dose of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we welcome everyone “and Grandma,” AI generated, because you look too good, all my children, you’re welcome he’s home, shave on camera, everything’s sticky, Waffle House is better, special proteins, looking for words - missed delay, a fast cruise that went nowhere, mid-rats, the boat fights back and the boat gets a vote, call Mom and Dad, “I’m in danger,” playing Magic with Post Malone, go see D...2023-08-061h 07Brothers In ArmsEpisode 122 - After That AnecdoteThey say habits are the hardest to kill. Well, kids, I guess our little podcast is turning into the Juggernaut! Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we start off by growing a tree, “The beacons are lit, Gondor calls for aid,” hallelujah breakdown, I went fishing today, a ‘fast’ cruise, “Hi Mom (muwah),” clowning around with the drag (fishing reference), no fish = not good day, “that’s torn”, sunkissed, every day in the sand, bleaching sand dollars, seeing all the birds while fishing, “pho, oysters, and Korean BBQ and now I’m hungry,” it’s Nerf or nothing, after tha...2023-07-3157 minBrothers In ArmsEpisode 121 - The Dangle DingyMaybe we’re on to something here? Who knows, but you, our loyal listeners! Welcome back to another Brothers in Arms Podcast! Tonight we decide I’m a seagull, I have 2 left hands, Clint Eastwood going hard, half a barker, a thermal event, his name’s not Kevin, Homiletics, work’s been interesting, I made brownies, ya butt, straight nnn tss, a poopy knee, horseback riding, the quack county, KEVIN!, who let the dogs out, nope - smells cold, come back to do nothing, tight lines, Alex the threat, I roll like this, the dangle dingy, and Dad jokes straight...2023-07-251h 07Brothers In ArmsEpisode 120 - As Dads DoHere I am again on my own, going down the only road I’ve ever known. Well, not quite alone when you’ve got the Brothers in Arms podcast! Tonight we start off with “is this thing on?”, The Quack Show, or the grunt show, predominantly dark, thank you Pillow Fort, a very generous gift, fabulous four, a new precedent, as Dads do, bubble guns, Secret Hitler must be stopped, painted toenails - not weird on deployment, get in the water and go, trying all the sushi, bowling for soup, camping and kayaks, Grand Ole Opry, and das not good but...2023-07-201h 10Brothers In ArmsEpisode 119 - With Friends Like These...Welcome, one and all, to another fantastical hour with your favorite Three Brothers! On this week’s episode of Brothers in Arms, “We’re here and hi,” Christmas carols, “I’m tone deaf,” “weighing the option” hand motions, I’m a merman, you’re a hairy wizard, “what’s T.G.I. Friday’s?” Alex is perfect, Greg talked himself out of a ticket, the princess is in another castle, “make it so,” got to cut my own grass, smash the button, “ITS WORKING!” Who needs enemas?, and a few more Dad jokes with a seagull in the mix. All this and a promised “smashing good...2023-07-101h 06Brothers In ArmsEpisode 118 - Ain’t Got No Gas In ItEverybody is back home and rearing for another go at this thing we call Brothers in Arms Podcast! On tonight’s episode we catch Greg mid slurp, “it’s June?,” guns and taxidermic animals, “Hi Moose,” taxidermist is an allergy to paying taxes, very loose orbit around the red planet, throwback pictures, surprise birthday party, redesigned for safety, whiff whaff, “Cubs Win!,” shotguns and holiday - FREEDOM, ship donuts - tastes like ship, “ain’t got no gas in it,” “that’s some high quality jp5,” 1886 days, I have a problem, Alex is going Pro, around the continental United States in 18 days, “ya ain’t...2023-07-031h 14Brothers In ArmsEpisode 117 - We Don’t Negotiate with TouristsThough we may be late to the upload, we’re never late to the PARTY! Welcome back to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we discover one of many reasons why Greg “can’t,” homemade hooch, are you feeling the noise?, smelling smoke, not the maple syrup, lots of swimming, muscle memory for the win?, disc golf national championship, professional bull riding, smeller’s the feller, fidgets for the win, RAADS, a peer into your older peer, Braves game and Korean BBQ, MPG killer, sick this week, drool on your pillow, “brah,” Shop Local, Everything’s in Norfolk, we don’t negotiat...2023-06-161h 10Brothers In ArmsEpisode 116 – Please Explain to Those Who Are SenselessConsistency, in our case, is a REALLY Good Thing! Welcome back, friends and family, to another episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we discuss causing problems and solving problems, Lowe’s - sweet military discount, evening of the four heads, “tss boom ba,” ordination and commissioning, Uncle Sam works in mysterious ways, Guam??!, please explain to those who are senseless, dolphins??, sub-marins, “ut ut Marin,” drops papers and says “bye,” not with the plank, you’re happy when you’re smart, rollercoaster bug, sweet talk the Photo Booth girl, Worst. Ride. Ever., joycon drift, I have nimble fingers, night church at ihop, no...2023-06-051h 24Brothers In ArmsEpisode 115 – You’re with Richmond? You’re Okay.We welcome you to another new episode of Brothers in Arms! Tonight we discover you could throw a rock and hit Mary, my first Christian Seder, a boom box in the back seat, open the door and push, ‘try’ being the operative word, pooping in the house, “Hi Grandma,” a delicate hammer, special?, Greg - the soft opener, DOG and dog, the over-under was 5, scroll past the spoilers, my old friend, Medieval Times, Blackstone griddle, fallen in love with cooking outside, “let’s go Krogering,” slap that brisket, Moist, spiked heat, risked it for the brisket, Memorial Day, protect the lounge, Do...2023-05-301h 20Brothers In ArmsEpisode 114 – Where Do I Find This Fish?Guess who’s back? Back again! Brother’s back. With some friends. Welcome, friends, to another episode of Brothers in Arms. Tonight we begin with the year of our Lord, “fascinating,” Shout Outs, burgoo at Moonlite BBQ, stand at attention, from the waist down, “I don’t sleep in PT gear,” #Idontrun, a Marty McFly town, Patrick went running, I can’t do the splits, “what gives? My knees,” we don’t need as many bombs now, just let him finish, friendly point and shoot, “ain’t got no gas,” it’s called a “going away” present, mechanical agitator, we’re all Mom, “where do I find th...2023-05-221h 09Brothers In ArmsEpisode 113 - Cannot Be FaddishOops, we did it again. We played with your hearts. Got lost in the game, of a weekly podcast. Welcome back to Brothers in Arms! On this week’s episode we discuss music to our ears, shave and a haircut - 2 bits, no mustache for Greg, his is majestic - mine would look like his-who-shall-not-be-named, cannot be faddish, cut in the head, propagation, don’t mettle - I mean muddle, chipottel for dinner, wahffle house, yoinking trees off of trees, “I don’t know those words,” fire where fire should not be, electrician talk, a breaker the size of a refrigera...2023-05-141h 16Brothers In ArmsEpisode 112 - Kidless 4 A’sTwo in a row! Can you believe it?! Welcome back to another episode of Brothers In Arms! Tonight we begin with Tweeted the twit, we are PGA and Alex is the Association, pickle ball - don’t knock it, barbarian Gary, “happy birthday, Cheeto!” the Visit, a drive by shipping, “I just shipped my bed with big gas savings,” lots of cooking, Alex smokes a pretty good butt, all those years eating crap off the floor has paid off, “what’s a vault toilet?,” apple tag in the camper, user name: Dumbledore, glorified phone watch, shenanigans, Korean Spa - it separates the...2023-05-081h 08Brothers In ArmsEpisode 111 - Shwetty ShwagWho has 6 thumbs and is glad to be back on the air? THESE GUYS! Welcome back to another episode of OUR favorite Podcast, Brothers in Arms! On tonight’s episode we have a lot of time to catch up on, episode one hundred and elevendyith, like water to a fish, “when are we ever on subject?” a guy named Randall, just 2 old dads kicking it, “there are 5 castles – we went to seven,” the castle of Saint Elmo’s World, “it’s 3 Euros…” go ahead – have your cake and eat it too, this is how you kill a market, Sheetz to Sheetz – language, “r...2023-05-011h 09Brothers In ArmsEpisode 110 - That Ship Diet with a PWelcome back to another episode with your Brothers in Arms! On this visit we discover Greg’s voice is smooth like butter, our talking before the button, Greg goes to the Big Apple, leaving his mark on the world, we’re a bunch a foodies, that ship diet (with a P), “is that where Navy beans came from?” Spicy Salt, Alex’s Road Name, Redbull also gives you “wings,” Peter Pan got hooked, strength training and the Murph, in Athens (not GA), running the original Maraton, a multiverse question, and Dad jokes were still laughing at. All this and chicken gyro o...2023-02-071h 06Brothers In ArmsEpisode 109 - Elongated Shoe PastryBienvenue dans un nouvel épisode de Brothers in Arms! Nous nous excusons pour notre retard, mais nous espérons que l’attente a augmenté votre appétit pour de délicieuses pâtisseries Français! Ahem, pardon me. On this week’s episode, a month and a half has made us miss you, introducing the Builder, the Brewer, and the Baker, Go Buckeyes!, a French princess and a rebel, laugh quietly, shot a spike, running in the negative, tired in all the ways, a stinky boat that smells like motivation, serious Dad energy, genuine fake Italian leather phanny pack, it’s name i...2022-12-301h 15Brothers In ArmsEpisode 108 - How Bout Now, Benson?!The sailor has come ashore, and raring for a fight! So, we hopped online and recorded a Podcast! On this week’s episode of Brothers in Arms we’re streaming in the daytime, a literal hot tub Time Machine, it eats a phone, Alex is in King’s Landing, feeling froggy, “I’m a Finisher,” participated and didn’t even get sore, the Marine Corps taught that one how to shave, marathon talk, the blue mile, Sheetz to Sheetz, and new socks!, “We don’t talk about Casino-no-no-no,” and that’s all I have to say about that, the easiest and hardest th...2022-11-061h 01Brothers In ArmsEpisode 107 - Strategically Placed Band-Aids“Warriors? Come out to pla-ay.” Our sailor has made it to shore, and we got a few moments to talk before he sets sail again. Come join us as your Brothers in Arms discover that the world is weird, example: a lemon Coca-Cola, “it’s Greek to me,” COVID pushes everything, “I can say it, I can’t spell it,” he’s so comfy, round is a shape, not the FBI you’re looking for, The B’s Knees, a different kind of cruise, “Business or Pleasure? Yes.” Enterprising, a beer day on the boat, here comes the pain (smile), strategically plac...2022-10-1058 min