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Cállaté! A Latino Podcast"Just Kidding Love Never" with Ernie JimenezOur very first guest on the podcast is here! This week we are so excited to be joined by one of our dearest friends, Ernie! This week we get deep into the conversation of church and relationship traumas, find out how he met Andres and Victoria, and his experience on breaking gender norms. Also, Ernie spills the té on his music, what inspires his songwriting, and how Victoria is apparently his ghostwriter. Don't miss out on this week's episode full of chismes, laughs, and a breakdown of his new album! Please subscribe, write us a review, and do...2022-02-181h 53
Cállaté! A Latino PodcastThe Chismosas Are BACK!New Year, New Season, Same Chismosas. We’re BACK and we have so much chisme to SPILL! In this week's episode, we talk about what we've been up to since the last time you heard from us! This includes how we spent the holidays, Andres celebrating his 30th birthday, dealing with our evolving careers as managers, and Drakes's hot sauce fiasco! Join us this week and find out which one of us kept their love for Katy Perry a secret. Please subscribe, write us a review, and don't forget to follow us on Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok @cal...2022-01-211h 23Cállaté! A Latino Podcast"We're Back Back Back Again."WE'RE BACKKKKKKK! Hi guys, we've missed you. Life has gotten the best of us lately but we finally got around to chismear about all the things! In our first episode of season 2, we spill the té on the Pride episode and a quick follow up from Andres, Victoria tells us about her ongoing career journey, how one of us got hooked on Hell's Kitchen, we also discuss Kacey Musgraves' new album and short film, and we toot and boot some looks from The Met Gala. Please subscribe, write us a review, and don't forget to follow us on...2021-09-241h 02Cállaté! A Latino PodcastRápido Rapidito: A Promotion, Ernie's Graduation, & Some Jarrito'sIt's Rápido Rapidito timeee! These are quick 30ish minute episodes where we simply give you some life updates and other chingaderas we're up to but don't worry, we still spill the té! It feels like we have not recorded in a while, we've been some busy bees! But we are back back back again and this week we get into the things of the things starting with Andres' new job promotion, how proud we are of Ernie, one of our closest friends and the creator of our theme song, for his college graduation, and how one of us wa...2021-05-2846 minCállaté! A Latino PodcastEl Dating App: Sex, Dating, & Relationships - Part 3Victoria and Andres have come to the end of their search (or swiping) for love! Part 3 of our sex, dating, and relationships series is finally here. Pero no se preocupen, this is definitely not the last time we will share these crazy stories because we know we will have lots more to share. In this final part, some of the chingaderas we discuss include some weirdo who tried to befriend Andres just to ask Victoria out on a date, Victoria also opens about her failed engagement (what engagement?), and if things couldn't get any worse, we conclude with a...2021-05-161h 20Cállaté! A Latino PodcastEl Dating App: Sex, Dating, & Relationships - Part 2Here we go AGAIN, swiping left and right on our search for el amor de nuestras vidas! We know we said our El Dating App episode would only be split into two parts...BUT, ya'll know we are bien chismosas and had so much to say! This week we present to you part 2 and next week we will be concluding our El Dating App series with part 3. In this episode, we dive into some of our (horrible?) dating stories: like the guy who got mad because Victoria didn't want to hold his hand after 2 hours of knowing her, or...2021-05-071h 05Cállaté! A Latino PodcastEl Dating App: Sex, Dating, & Relationships - Part 1Swipe Left? Swipe Right? Ay Dios mío, it's el dating app! [Gasps in Spanish] In this week's chingaderas, we are talking about sex, dating, AND relationships! Since we have so much té to spill, we are splitting this into 2 parts and today we mainly chismear about our thoughts on this thing called dating. We discuss the time Andres was en chingas trying to download dating apps when he went to Los Angeles, how Victoria absolutely hates talking stages, and our views on the cultural and social stigmas of marriage. Please subscribe, write us a revi...2021-04-301h 03Cállaté! A Latino PodcastRápido Rapidito: Fifi's Surgery, A New Job, & Club NightIt's time again for another Rápido Rapidito! These are quick 30ish minute episodes where we simply give you some life updates and other chingaderas we're up to but don't worry, we still spill the té! This week, Fifi – Andres' v cute Maltipoo dog-child – had her spay surgery and now has to wear a cone, Victoria gives us some deets on her new job as a baker, and we spill all the té[quila] from Victoria's 26th [drunken] birthday party. Please subscribe, write us a review, and don't forget to follow us on the Gram, Twitter, and TikTok...2021-04-2333 minCállaté! A Latino PodcastVictoria's Birthday SpecialDo you want to hear Victoria chillar? Then you don't want to miss this week's chingaderas! We are on the eve of Victoria's 26th birthday, which let's be honest, we are all a littleeee shook that she made it this far... but anyway, we decided to dedicate this episode to her! We spill the té by doing a quick Birthday Check-in, where we put Victoria under the spotlight and ask her a few q's leading to her year #26 and we also surprise her with some emotional (and funny) messages from her closest friends and family. Join us as we ce...2021-04-1652 minCállaté! A Latino Podcast"Dreaming Of You." - A Tribute To SelenaThis week marked the 26th anniversary of Selena’s tragic death so we decided to dedicate our episode to the Queen of Tejano. We spill the té on our first memories of her, how Victoria carried around a little karaoke machine singing Selena songs, and what her legacy has ultimately meant to us both. If you love Selena as much as we do, te sentirás...muy excited listening to this episode!Please subscribe, write us a review, and don't forget to follow us on the Gram, Twitter, and TikTok @callatepod!2021-04-0249 minCállaté! A Latino PodcastRápido Rapidito: A Car Wreck, Going Home, & #FitLifeWe are introducing a new type of episode this week: Rápido Rapidito! These will be quick 30ish minute episodes where we simply give you some life updates and other chingaderas we're up to – but don't worry, we still spill the té! This week Victoria vents about how her car got bitch slapped by our apartments golf cart and the audacity of them not doing shit about it, Andres talks about his Spring Break trip back home and his dad's health scare, and lastly, they celebrate each other for the progress on their health journeys. Please subscribe, write...2021-03-2634 minCállaté! A Latino Podcast"Speak To Me In Spangwish."March is Women's History Month, and International Women's Day was a couple of weeks ago, so this week's chingaderas has us spilling the té on some of our favorite Latina icons! Join us as we countdown 9 of these iconic chingonas and poderosas! We also talk about how pissed we are that our girl Denali had to sashay away from RuPaul's Drag Race and we pour ourselves a hot pipping cup of English té as we chit-chat about the Royal Family and Oprah's interview with Ex-Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.Please subscribe, write us a review, and don't fo...2021-03-191h 47Cállaté! A Latino Podcast"Puro Pinche 956 Alv Cuh." – Part 2Here we go again with ALL THINGS RGV, cuh! Because we had SO much to say about the Valley, we had to make a part 2! In this week's chingaderas, first and foremost, we give our thoughts on Texas Governor Greg Abbott's decision to lift the statewide mask mandate, how Victoria was scared of Rambo – her high school female security guard, trying to figure out why Valley people say "ahhhh," and reminding ya'll to always chase your dreams even if you're from a small town.Please subscribe, write us a review, and don't forget to follow us on th...2021-03-121h 45Cállaté! A Latino Podcast"Puro Pinche 956 Alv Cuh." – Part 1What chingaderas do we have for you this week? ALL THINGS RGV, cuh! Apparently, we had SO much to say about the Valley that we had no choice but to split our episode into dos! In part 1, we talk about traveling to Mexico growing up, how Victoria's ex was shook that she used a lime on her tacos, the local food spots we fuck with, and some iconic places that all of us 956-ers know. Please subscribe, write us a review, and don't forget to follow us on the Gram, Twitter, and TikTok @callatepod!(Song credit: Puro...2021-03-051h 34Cállaté! A Latino Podcast"Your Bolitas Were Nice & Toasty."In this week's chingaderas, we talk about our experience with the historic winter storm that ravaged Texas and had over 4 million people without water and power, including us! We also spill the té on Elsa saying "fuck everyone" and letting it snow all over the place, how much of a scumbag Fled (Ted) Cruz is, the spooky ass Cecil Hotel, and how we both knew Kimye would come to an end (tbh we're surprised it took this long). Please subscribe, write us a review, and don't forget to follow us on the Gram, Twitter, and TikTok @callatepod!2021-02-261h 27Cállaté! A Latino Podcast"Well, Fuck You Victoria, and Your Job."Welcome to our first episode! This week we get into some chingaderas about ourselves, such as, where we grew up, how we each feel the other embodies their zodiac sign, and the time Victoria had to take care of a (very) drunk Andres. We also dive into some chisme about our obsession with Bad Bunny and #FreeBritney. So get your choice of alcohol, take a shot, and enjoy! Please subscribe, write us a review, and don't forget to follow us on the Gram & Twitter @callatepod!2021-02-191h 36