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two girls one braincell79. did you know that there's a tunnel under burning manburning man, lana del rey's did you know that there's a tunnel under ocean blvd, miscommunications. it's all here
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2023-09-161h 13two girls one braincell78. primal joywe ask each other 18 conversation starters to create more depth & intimacy in our relationship courtesy of @drnevinhussion on instagram. we also discuss the Boygenius concert in Bend and why more people need to read Trust Exercise
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2023-09-011h 29two girls one braincell77. one foot in realitylizzo, the eras tour, boygenius, funny games
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2023-08-251h 02two girls one braincell76. dive in front of the bullet of the microaggression that was committed 5 years agoshroom trips, talking trees, colleen ballinger, my favorite murder, shiplap, suicidal ideation. we're so back
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2023-08-181h 00two girls one braincell75. exactlyyyyrecorded entirely in the car from Bend to Eugene. art, death, 9/11, ariana grande, drag race.
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2023-06-031h 572023-05-2505 mintwo girls one braincell74. this gay ape and skinny rat became fast friendsmental illness, tik tok etiquette, phobias, anti-trans legislation, this one is a blast for sure for sure
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2023-05-132h 18two girls one braincell73. painphobicnick and clarae recount their harrowing 22 hour journey from Eugene to LA. they also discuss orphan attire
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2023-04-141h 23
two girls one braincell72. cutting with a dull blade (feat. drew paterson)drew joins the girls for our final judgement on the gwenyth paltrow case, and other stuff
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2023-03-311h 11
Free Yourself Podcast-With Ashley MichaelsenClarae from AMPR & Podcaster Joins the Show and we talk about fear and self sabotagePodcast Host InformationAshley Michaelsen:www.amprshowroom.comEmail Ashley at Ashley@ashleymichaelsen.comFollow Ashley at https://www.instagram.com/ashley.michaelsen/?hl=enFollow AMPR https://www.instagram.com/amprshowroom/?hl=enTommy Canale:Life Coach-Tommy Canale: https://www.beforethelightspod.com/coachingTommy's Speaking Page: https://www.beforethelightspod.com/public-speakingFollow @beforethelightspodcastFollow Tommy https://www.instagram.com/tommycanale3/?hl=enGuest
2023-03-2356 mintwo girls one braincell71. clarzard the pilates princessportugal, lana del rey, sam smith, jk rowling, pilates. guess what they all have in common
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2023-02-191h 07two girls one braincell70 1/2. mommy’s on one of her online forums again (PREVIEW)listen to the full episode on patreon
2023-02-1304 mintwo girls one braincell70. harry & meghanspecifically harry styles and meagan donovan
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2023-02-061h 34
two girls one braincell69. camp harlow (feat. dan)launchpad has requested your presence.
dan joins the girlies to recount his and nick's experiences at the infamous overnight baptist camp in eugene, CAMP HARLOW.
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2023-01-271h 31two girls one braincell68. high, low, hero: 2022if 2021 held us hostage 2022 detonated the vest
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2023-01-181h 38two girls one braincell67. Feminine And Gulliblewe review kim crawford's sauvignon blanc (and other stuff)
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2023-01-081h 16two girls one braincell66. no les des aguanick and clarae become literal EMTs
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2022-12-121h 28two girls one braincell65. bechdel test (clarae's version)do two men ever talk about something together that's not stupid?
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2022-11-211h 14two girls one braincell64. laying horizontal staring at the postmates app and cryingwho hasn't been there
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2022-11-111h 15two girls one braincell(PREVIEW) MIDNIGHTS WITH MEAGANnick and meagan discuss Taylor Swift's 10th studio album, Midnights (and some other stuff) while clarae makes the arduous journey south to see her true loves
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2022-10-2104 mintwo girls one braincell63. volatile + hostilewe quit our jobs
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2022-10-021h 16two girls one braincell62. carcast/pretzelcasta story in two parts
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2022-09-241h 29two girls one braincell61. A CRAZY CHICK AND A GUY WITH LOW Tdeli meat, testosterone, white lotus AND MORE
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2022-09-071h 41two girls one braincell60. drain flies in the bussyfood poisoning, WFH girlboss, renaissance, the rehearsal, laxatives, kings warriors magicians and lovers
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2022-08-121h 04two girls one braincell59. god's favorite [BLEEEEP]we solve the epstein question
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2022-07-261h 18two girls one braincell~PREVIEW~ 58 1/2. gay depressed eyepatchlisten to the full bonus episode on patreon
2022-07-1306 mintwo girls one braincell58. shame 🔔SCOTUS, moving, internalized homophobia, the value of human life on a cosmic scale, forced quiche consumption, catholic guilt, private prisons, waterhole orgies, fathers' rights.
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2022-07-051h 14
two girls one braincell57. nick's gay little ranthappy pride (may 28th)
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2022-06-081h 43two girls one braincell~PREVIEW~ 56 1/2. grabbing the electrical fencelisten to the full episode on patreon
2022-05-1904 min
The Toss UpHead Empty B*tchesTwo girls Nick Curl and Clarae Smith use their one brain cell in a fight to the death through five games of puzzles, profiles, and more! Produced and Edited by Simon Leftie // Artwork by Max Kolomatsky // Music by Jacob Mann Big Band
2022-05-1656 min
two girls one braincell56. trapped in fairy worldsparkle sparkle
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2022-05-091h 38two girls one braincell55. the real art installation are the friends we made along the waygiggle corner this week!
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2022-04-151h 10
two girls one braincell54. i got my BBL as a bat mitzvah gift (feat. madisyn brown)anyone else missing april 1994...
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2022-04-011h 19two girls one braincell53. just vibeshead empty
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2022-03-2534 mintwo girls one braincell52. pacific r*mjoblol
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2022-03-201h 54two girls one braincell51. the twink and the waifnon parlo italiano
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2022-03-111h 34two girls one braincell50. finallyaha sorry babes xx
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2022-03-061h 28two girls one braincell49. McBreakUpthe girlies dive into euphoria, jonbenet denialism, strangers spitting soda on each other, should you post pictures of your child on the internet (no), mitski
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2022-02-111h 13two girls one braincell48. the great shoe warjoe rogan, rihanna, whoopi goldberg all starred in this week's Euphoria episode
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2022-02-041h 06two girls one braincell47. a whore's journeyan M&M film
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2022-01-291h 13two girls one braincell46. restigmatize mental illnesslisten to the extended episode on patreon
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2022-01-231h 152022-01-1400 mintwo girls one braincell45. high, low, hero: 2021a recap of a year that literally held us hostage
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2022-01-111h 24two girls one braincell44. plehszerwe are so sorry for this episode lmfao
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2021-12-3155 mintwo girls one braincell~PREVIEW~ the siren’s song’s loudest at nightlisten to the full bonus episode on Patreon
2021-12-1704 mintwo girls one braincell43. flattening of nuance by the neoliberal agendagirlies talk about things and realize stuff
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2021-12-121h 38
two girls one braincell42. the culver city sewer rats (feat. lindseyrem)do YOU have IBS????? listen to find out (it may be more common than you think)
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2021-12-031h 09two girls one braincell41. typically mediocre filler content made by trendy douchebagsI find it incredibly ironic as to how he whines about inequality between the sexes, yet he has the unbridled temerity to completely dominate the narration and shut out the female speaker. If he truly cared about gender equality, he would have allowed the female voice actor to speak throughout the entirety of the video, instead of bogarting it in the manner in which he did. Her voice was perfectly suited to the nature and theme of the video, and it sounded considerably more pleasant to the ear than his hideous caterwauling. Your voice causes my ears great discomfort...
2021-11-191h 47two girls one braincell40. thanks fly bitch (the episode where we DESTROY barstool sports and dave portnoy)(not at all anxious about this getting us doxxed aha)
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2021-11-121h 57two girls one braincell39. understandably homophobica deep dive into the homosexual agenda
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2021-11-051h 16two girls one braincell38. if you're not living off the grid you're a fascistwe don't make the rules
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2021-10-2349 min
two girls one braincell37 1/2. we need to actually talk about something (clarae's version) (from the vault)let's take it back to a simpler time, a darker time: august 2020
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2021-10-1521 min
two girls one braincell37. lu forevver; a sexy concept (feat. luforevver)there are two types of people: those who are on OnlyFans, and those who are not on OnlyFans
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2021-10-081h 55two girls one braincell36. dream blunt rotation: nine circles of hellthe gone girl took her sharp objects to the dark places
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2021-10-011h 38two girls one braincell35. bounty: 6,000 poblano peppers. dead or alive7CSC220
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2021-09-241h 292021-09-181h 29two girls one braincell33. so you dumped tea in the harbor, what's next?swipe to learn about other ways you can fight the tyrannical british
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2021-09-101h 16two girls one braincell32. exposure therapytwo eugene nano influencers build their hierarchies of fear
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2021-09-031h 30two girls one braincell31. the temple of worshipwelcome to burrito amigos, where we're all breedable and submissive
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2021-08-281h 26two girls one braincell30. WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!there's someone in the backseat
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2021-08-131h 09
two girls one braincell29. if you're ever in LA... (feat. drew paterson)I don't know about *that*, but...
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2021-08-061h 07two girls one braincell28. i am suave, i am smooth, i am a woman of mystery and mystiquealways expedite your passport
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2021-08-031h 06
two girls one braincell27. between two tiffanys (feat. tiffany ferguson)three comedic geniuses unite.
brace yourselves as nick and clar meet their role model, style icon, and intellectual leader, Tiffany Ferguson.
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2021-07-231h 39two girls one braincell26. unwell, to say the least, am ibeing the main character and laying down in an adjacent room listening to the chatter of the party but not hearing anything specific just riding the wave of the energy of the conversation, knowing that moments like this should be treasured…… you need to remember them, to cherish them…….. understanding that you are you and they are not, that your control is limited but your outlook is boundless and unwavering……….
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2021-07-091h 18two girls one braincell25. the chili's to pepsi pipelinethe podcast now has more episodes than we do years
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2021-07-031h 03two girls one braincell24. THE BREAKUP (NOT CLICKBAIT)THE TRUTH
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2021-06-181h 47
two girls one braincell23. a relic of a time forgotten (feat. meagan)hello.
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2021-06-041h 46two girls one braincell22. my father's umbilical cordcw: this episode contains discussion of disordered eating and body image
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2021-02-051h 05two girls one braincell21. 1-800-TRASH-REMOVERScw: this episode contains discussion of disordered eating and body image
calling all cucumber lovers come get your crunchy crunch. coming to you live (this is pre-recorded) from the Thurstonne Boys Farm, this week we slam you up against our velcro wall and introduce you to the strangest person we've ever met (marty). pay your internet bill BEFORE poisoning your inner child, find your fursona, and respect your role as a wife.
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2021-01-292h 04two girls one braincellstudent mail 4in our 4th student mail episode, we defend ourselves against our haters, attempt to solve riddles, discuss microp*nises, college frisbee pill thieves, and much more!!!
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2021-01-2625 min
two girls one braincell20. don't meet your heroes (feat. lindseyrem)we finally convinced someone to get on this derailed train with us!!! nick's friend and content creator lindsey rempalski (@lindseyrem) joins ~the girls~ for this week's episode where the discussion ranges from veganism to navigating the world as someone with an Online Presence™. how do you make entertaining and fun content while the world is burning? what's it like to stare at your own face for 40+ hours a week? how do you record a podcast with your biggest fan (clarae)??? all that and more inside :)
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2021-01-222h 00two girls one braincell19. head empty, pussy full, knives outour true colors are finally shown.
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2021-01-151h 28two girls one braincell18. g.i. joe cosplayersremember the coup that happened on 1/6/21? want to hear us react to it in real time? remember when white supremacists, neo-n*zis, and confederate-flag-waving lunatics broke into the capitol building? remember when republicans in power fed their supporters lies for years, including that the election was unjustly stolen from mcdonald trump? and then those supporters broke into the building most symbolizing american democracy?? want to hear us really toe the line with some questionable humor???? :^)
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2021-01-081h 10two girls one braincell17. high, low, hero: 20202020 brought many highs, not too many lows, but only one hero :)
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2021-01-022h 24two girls one braincell16. arctic chode... (this is about jonbenet)the first hour's audio was unusable so SORRY you missed some quality banter. merry christmas if you're into that sort of thing :)
we're back in each other's arms at literal LAST!!! this is our first in-person episode since our 3rd. clar picked nick up at the airport and then they lit the world on fire.
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2020-12-251h 36two girls one braincell15. i do not know taylor swiftjudith from starbucks called nick handsome and it was all downhill from there. two truths and a lie: nick is getting a tesla, the director's cut of midsommar, and a new floor lamp. we dive headfirst into taylor swift's new album 'evermore' and how our cultural obsession with celebrities is unhealthy so STOP IT!!!! ;))) are you in your twenties and have no f*cking idea what's happening or what to do? then this one's for you babyyyyyyyyy
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2020-12-182h 00two girls one braincellstudent mail 3in our 3rd student mail episode, we discuss 69ing, unrequited high school love, and the denver international airport
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2020-12-1630 mintwo girls one braincell14. my homosexual odysseySUPPORT US ON PATREON XOXO
nick & clarae talk about their thoughts and feelings on gender and sexuality. marijuana makes a return. survivor gets messier by the minute. taylor swift has a new album. we get way too high.
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2020-12-112h 29two girls one braincell13. twelve weeks of laborprincess diana is still alive and she lives in canada
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2020-12-041h 58two girls one braincell12. pathetic pathetic patheticepisode trigger warning: discussion of suicide and self-harm.
if you were stranded on a desert island and could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
~boiled broccoli and carrots, lamb, kale chips, and three hard ciders: one for each of us, and then one to split~
nick talks about his first crush in high school and how he reacted to it in the healthiest, calmest, subtlest, maturest, kindest, soundest, serenest, smoothest, coolest way imaginable. we definitely do NOT have clarae read excerpts from nick's 2014 diary, and n...
2020-11-272h 08two girls one braincellstudent mail 2in this week's student mail, nick and clarae read absolutely insane, bananas, off-the-rails, mega-coconuts stories submitted by ~you~ the listeners. this week's batch includes high school musical theater threats, overly-active gag reflexes, nighttime coffee shop break-ins, and three muskateers vs. diwali.
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2020-11-2553 mintwo girls one braincell11. what in the 2011...this week nick and clarae take you on a journey from the dalai lama's home in india all the way to clarae's mom's minivan.
topics definitely covered: hymens, tsunamis, brainwork, frotting, the password to all our accounts, dating future cops, dating future homosexuals.
topics that might be covered: virginity as a social construct, does mail-in-voting have millennial energy, heckin puppers, crysanthenuns, and phillipa.
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2020-11-201h 37two girls one braincellstudent mail 1in our very first student mail episode, nick and clarae read (sex) story submissions sent in from listeners. this week's batch includes mortuary sex, the cons of having an apple watch, and math tutors.
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2020-11-2053 mintwo girls one braincell10. god made my foreskin in her imagecome get y'all circumcisions. nick and clarae leave no detail out as they dish the most intimate details of their sex lives. from painful bl*wjobs on prom to talking about dead moms when he's about to enter you, there's a little bit here for everyone. and, of course, nick shares the all-time classic story of his adult circumcision at age 19. all bodies are beautiful xoxo
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2020-11-131h 58two girls one braincell9. it hurt to peedAll right, I'll give it a shot. I am a connoisseur of beauty, thereby mezmerized in the presence of classical music, poetry, nature, and women. As far as hobbies go, I take up the sketch pad when I have the chance to add visuals to my 7 series opus that is in the works. I am a Christian who has watched a healthy amount of anime and, in consequence, is always open for a philosophical, psychological, or sociological conversation. Of course, what I did throughout most of highschool was perform on stage, so musical theatre is also very dear to...
2020-11-062h 06two girls one braincell8. the clarae cinematic universeback up, you live in our parking lot now.
in this week's installment of the clarae cinematic universe, nick and clarae discuss the action packed saga of trying to get clarae to LAX on time.
obstacles include: meagan's work schedule, the grove, umami burger, parking lots, parking lot attendants, the culver city westfield, dan's vanishing car, nick's funny little doctor, clarae's clinical anxiety, and nick's poor time management.
heroes of the story include: nick's friend ryan, jose the uber driver, dan, nick's weirdly fatherly voice, and business class.
nick also dives into some high school trauma that's been alluded to for...
2020-10-301h 48two girls one braincell7. trigger warning: tech startupjoin us in our oxen-carried covered wagon as we make our way to the NXIVM cult with our cymbals and our nipple-length sashes. ever wondered what joining a sorority at a state school where all the girls actively dislike you is like? then listen up
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2020-10-231h 41two girls one braincell6. heterosexual lesbiansthis episode is brought to you by silly straws. nick & clarae discuss purgatory (aka nick's job), bulgarian sign language, their next short film, an actual film called 'i'm thinking of ending things' (~~spoilers~~), stand-up comedy at a regional high school thespian competition, amy adams and nicole kidman, and friend breakups (it does get kinda serious lol)
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2020-10-172h 23two girls one braincell5. toilet baby (feat. new zealand listener)have you ever had a block's worth of sewage explode on your butt? has that ever impregnated you? are you from new zealand? have you ever physically attacked a neighbor? has your husband ever been your son and your brother? are you gen-x? are you ryan murphy? have you ever worked at *** ****? are you a stampede?
if you answered yes OR NO to any of those questions, then this episode is for you.
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2020-10-092h 16two girls one braincell4. that's hotwiringthe podcast where we talk about our podcast; we're calling it the shark club and you're not invited.
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2020-10-0256 mintwo girls one braincell3. rebecca & jeremycome get all your body hair lasered while rebecca and jeremy stand guard. should straight marriage be legal? let's discuss in our luxury (???) volvo.
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2020-09-251h 33two girls one braincell2. what does the sun sound likewill the real episode two please stand up? this week, clarae & nick dive into physics, chemistry, and biology... subjects they both excelled in academically, personally, and sexually. they teach you how to shoplift. clarae wants to be baby. nick finds love in a sauna. clarae finds meisner in a walgreens (the one by sheldon). The Sun is introduced as a regular.
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2020-09-1853 mintwo girls one braincell1. episode twoit’s here.
indica is clearly their friend as their ability for coherence takes a sharp nosedive almost immediately.
clarae & nick get to know each other while playing The Newlywed Game, where they each read the other to filth.
listen for the mounting tension and nick attempting to psychoanalyze clarae with zero (0) psychology degrees.
if you also enjoy people interrupting each other because they think what they have to add is so funny it must be said immediately, boy do we have a treat for you.
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2020-09-111h 15two girls one braincellintroducing two girls one braincellwelcome to our beautiful dark twisted fantasy. join us every friday as we attempt to put complete sentences together
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2020-09-0502 min
Wanda's Picks Radio:1 Voice 1 Play@LHT;Ben Vereen @RrazzRmClara “Clarae” McDaniel is a native San Franciscan with a reputation as one of the city’s dynamic female vocalists and fast growing Bay Area theatrical talents. Some of her theatrical works have included plays & musicals such as Pinocchio Jones, Tie That Binds, A Child Called Destiny, The Story of Bessie Smith, and Queenie Pie. Her work with LHT includes Tamborines to Glory, Your Arms Too Short to Box With God, Ain’t Misbehavin, Waiting to be Invited, Hit It!, Black & Blue, Eubie!, The Bluest Eye and Black Nativity. Still a long standing member of the LHT family, she is now retu...
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