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The LowDownsRyan BaldwinShow SummaryIn this episode of The LowDowns, Brent sits down with Ryan Baldwin, former superintendent and current distributor representative with Advanced Turf Solutions. Joined by co-host Mitchell Eickhoff, the conversation dives into the evolving role of distributor reps in the golf and turf industry—from sales stereotypes and EOP realities to personal stories of growth, gratitude, and baseball. Ryan reflects on the skills that helped him succeed on both sides of the industry, what pushed him to leave his superintendent role, and how he still gets that “dopamine rush” from perfectly sodded projects.This...
2025-11-2557 min
The Confused BreakfastLast Action Hero (1993)Last Action Hero was considered major FLOP when it debuted in 1993. It could have been that it was just ahead of it’s time and people weren’t ready for it. It also could have been that Jurassic Park came out right before this. Regardless, we take a look back on this film with a modern eye to see how we feel about it. Enjoy!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:15- Pertinent movie details •0:10:00 - Critical and fan reviews•0:21:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:32:15 - Modern day ratings
2023-12-061h 44
The Confused BreakfastBRUNCH: Top 5 Christmas SongsIt's Christmas-time and that means being inundated with Christmas music for the next couple weeks. On today's brunch episode, we give you our top 5 Christmas song lists as well as some honorable mentions and our LEAST favorites!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:15 - Least Favorite and Honorable Mentions•0:17:00 - Top 5 Lists——————————————————————SPONSORS:**Everyplate- Get a meal for $1.49 PLUS $1 steaks for life by going to http://EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code 49confused. Subscription must be active to qualify and redeem $1 steak.——————————————————————**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast like these fine people-Robin Fawcett, Dane, Joel, Nick Merulla, Mark...
2023-12-0441 min
The Confused BreakfastScrooged (1988)Is Scrooged a holiday classic or is it just a vehicle for Bill Murray to… well, be Bill Murray? We dive deep into this movie and answer the hard-hitting questions like, what ghost is the scariest? Is Bryce actually a good guy? What happens to everyone AFTER this movie ends? Is a towel actually a great gift idea? Join us as we review 1988's 'Scrooged' with a modern eye!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:30 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:30 - Pertinent movie details •0:10:45 - Critical and fan reviews•0:19:00 - Scene by scene breakdown
2023-11-291h 47
The Confused BreakfastSon In Law (1993)Compared to Christmas, there are not many movies that take place around Thanksgiving. But of all the turkey day movies, Son In Law is usually ranked among the best. Does this movie still make us laugh? How long is it acceptable to wear a letterman’s jacket? Why didn’t we get a Patrick Renna/Paulie Shore spin off movie later in life? Do you buy Paulie Shore as a romantic love interest? Tune to find out!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:45 - Memories of first viewing•0:06d:00- Pertinent movie details •0:09:00 - Critical and fan reviews...
2023-11-221h 40
The Confused BreakfastRole Models (2008)Is this movie the reason you found out why Starbucks calls their large coffee a 'Venti'? Is this one of the funniest movies of the late 2000s? Did this movie make you want to join a Live-Action-Role-Playing Group? Did you second-guess your intake of energy drinks after they crashed the Minotaur truck? Join us for a modern-day review of 2008's comedy classic, Role Models!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:15 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:00- Pertinent movie details •0:10:30 - Critical and fan reviews•0:22:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:25:00 - Modern day ratings...
2023-11-151h 38
The Confused BreakfastSt. Elmo's Fire (1985)St. Elmo’s Fire gave us one of the finest collections of attractive, young actors in the 80s but were any of these characters actually likable? Join us as we dive deep into one of the classic Brat Pack movies. Where did all of the characters end up 10 years later? What is with Joel Schumacher’s saxophone obsession? Is Kirby one of the biggest psychopath’s in film history? •0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:15 - Memories of first viewing•0:06:00- Pertinent movie details •0:10:00 - Critical and fan reviews•0:20:00 - Scene by scene breakdow...
2023-11-071h 49
The Confused BreakfastBRUNCH: Reviewing Creed's 'Human Clay' (1999)We dedicate an entire Brunch episode to Creed's 2nd studio album, 'Human Clay.' There isn't a human being on Earth that didn't hear the singles from this album at some point and chances are good that you are one of the 20,000,000 people who purchased this when it came out. Let's review it with a modern-ear.——————————————————————**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast like these fine people-Robin Fawcett, Dane, Joel, Nick Merulla, Mark Prior, Keerlana, Elisha, Camden Griffith, Cameron Jay, Bud Larsen, Katie Beeks, Mr. and Mrs. Roommate, Cale James, Jason Davis, Shaun Dixon, Emilio Perez, Skyler Brunssen, Jor...
2023-11-0657 min
The Confused BreakfastHoney, I Shrunk The Kids (1989)Everyone loved this scary/thrilling adventure movie as a kid. However, after a modern-day rewatch, we have a lot questions. Does Matt Frewer outshine Rick Moranis? Why is there a destructive laser sitting unprotected in Ray’s attic? Is the ant scene still one of the most heartbreaking death scenes in movie history? What would have happened if they never got rescued? Why did Ray think that pitching this idea to the scientists was actually a good idea?•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:15 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:30- Pertinent movie details •0:12:15 - Cri...
2023-11-011h 41
The Confused BreakfastHalloween (1978)Is there a more iconic movie about Halloween? Is this the best horror movie of all-time? Is it possible for a podcast to make a hilarious episode while discussing this movie? You be the judge and join us for a modern-day review of John Carpenter’s Halloween from 1978.•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:15 - Memories of first viewing•0:06:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:10:00 - Critical and fan reviews•0:21:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:49:45 - Modern day ratings——————————————————————SPONSORS:**Pretty Litter- Save twenty percent on your first order by going to http://PrettyLitter.com/CONFUSED and us...
2023-10-252h 02
The Confused BreakfastScream (1996)Spooky season continues with our review of Scream. It was the highest grossing slasher film of all-time until 2018 and revitalized the horror movie genre, along with being responsible for the most overused and unoriginal halloween costume of the late 90s and early 00s. We dive in deep for a modern-day review. Who is the most punchable face? Did you see all the cameos in this movie? Do you know the Richard Gere gerbil story? •0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:15 - Memories of first viewing•0:09:30 - Pertinent movie details •0:15:05 - Critical and fan reviews•0:24:00 - Sc...
2023-10-181h 55
The Confused BreakfastThe Blair Witch Project (1999)When you saw The Blair Witch Project in 1999, you either A: thought it was the scariest movie you have ever seen or B: you didn’t finish it because you puked in the theatre and have to leave. Whatever your thoughts are, this movie deserves our praise for bringing the ‘found-footage’ genre to the masses. We dive deeper than any other podcast and dissect this movie with a modern eye. Why was Heather so hated? Was the Blair Witch the one messing with them? Is this movie a masterpiece?•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:30 - Memories of firs...
2023-10-111h 54
The Confused BreakfastShaun of the Dead (2004)Is this the best zombie movie ever made? Maybe not but it's definitely the funniest zombie movie ever made. We dive deep into 2004's Shaun of the Dead to start off spooky season. Because Shaun finally takes accountability for his life, does he doom those around him? Is this what a zombie apocalypse would really be like? Is the Winchester the best place to wait for this to blow over? What does exacerbate mean?•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:15 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:15 - Pertinent movie details •0:09:30 - Critical and fan reviews•0:17:30...
2023-10-041h 31
The Confused BreakfastYoung Guns (1988)REGULATORS! Mount up for a full review of 1988's american western classic, Young Guns. Did you know that Tom Cruise was in this movie? Is this the best on-screen portrayal of Billy The Kid? Why was Doc so creepy with his poetry? How historically accurate was this film? We tackle these questions and more! Enjoy!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:08:15 - Pertinent movie details •0:10:45 - Critical and fan reviews•0:20:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:27:15 - Modern day ratings——————————————————————SPONSORS:**Hello Fresh- Go to http://HelloFresh.com/50confusedbreakfas...
2023-09-271h 38
The Confused BreakfastField of Dreams (1989)Is this heaven? No… It’s a podcast about Field of Dreams! Join us as we dissect one of the best baseball movies of all-time. Is this peak Kevin Costner? Who is the voice? What is out in the cornfield? We dive deep into this one…. Enjoy!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:15 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:45 - Pertinent movie details •0:12:30 - Critical and fan reviews•0:22:30 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:40:00 - Modern day ratings——————————————————————SPONSORS:**EveryPlate- Get started with EveryPlate for just $1.49 per meal by going to http://EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code CONFUS...
2023-09-201h 55
The Confused BreakfastAirplane! (1980)Is this movie the funniest movie of all-time? Surely, you can’t be serious. We are serious and don’t call us Shirley. Join us as we break down one of the most iconic parody/spoof movies of all time. The highest earning comedy in box office history at the time and the fourth highest grossing overall movie for 1980. A movie that is rarely available to watch on in flight entertainment. We are of course talking about 1980’s Airplane.•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing•0:08:15 - Pertinent movie det...
2023-09-131h 43
The Confused BreakfastBRUNCH: These Movie Ratings Are WRONG!After 3 years of rating movies, each host gets to adjust their rating on 5 movies. This will shake up the overall rating. For good or bad? You'll find out.——————————————————————SPONSORS:**AG1- Get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase. Go to http://drinkAG1.com/CONFUSED——————————————————————**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast like these fine people-Robin Fawcett, Dane, Joel, Nick Merulla, Mark Prior, Keerlana, Elisha, Camden Griffith, Cameron Jay, Bud Larsen, Katie Beeks, Mr. and Mrs. Roommate, Cale James, Jason Davis, Shaun Dixon, Emilio Perez, Skyler Brunssen, Jordan Hooten, Brynna M...
2023-09-1143 min
The Confused BreakfastTombstone (1993)Is Tombstone the best movie adaptation of Wyatt Earp's story? How historically accurate was this movie? Why did Wyatt keep letting Ike get away? How much of a bad ass is Doc Holliday? Who has the best facial hair in the movie? We tackle all these hard-hitting questions and more. Enjoy!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:30 - Memories of first viewing•0:06:45 - Pertinent movie details •0:16:45 - Critical and fan reviews•0:21:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:37:00 - Modern day ratings——————————————————————SPONSORS:**DraftKings- Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code CONFUSED to score $200 in bonus...
2023-09-061h 48
The Confused BreakfastBRUNCH: PCU (1994)We revive our 'I've Never Seen' series with a classic movie from 1994, PCU. Whether you have seen the movie or not, you need to listen to this episode.——————————————————————SPONSORS:**AG1- Get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase. Go to http://drinkAG1.com/CONFUSED——————————————————————**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast like these fine people-Robin Fawcett, Dane, Joel, Nick Merulla, Mark Prior, Keerlana, Elisha, Camden Griffith, Cameron Jay, Bud Larsen, Katie Beeks, Mr. and Mrs. Roommate, Cale James, Jason Davis, Shaun Dixon, Emilio Perez, Skyler Brunssen, Jordan Hooten, Brynna M...
2023-09-0448 min
The Confused BreakfastAmerican Graffiti (1973)New episode! You know how much we love 'high school' movies and you know how much we love 'one crazy night' movies. So it should be no surprise that we were excited about reviewing 1973's American Graffiti! We have all the behind the scenes info and analysis that you could ever need. ENJOY!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:15 - Memories of first viewing•0:04:45 - Pertinent movie details •0:10:15 - Critical and fan reviews•0:25:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:45:00 - Modern day ratings——————————————————————SPONSORS:Hello Fresh- Go to http://HelloFresh.com/50confusedbreakfast and use code 50...
2023-08-301h 59
The Confused BreakfastBlazing Saddles (1974)On today’s episode, we discuss the undisputed satirical movie champion of all-time, written out of Mel Brook’s anger at white corruption, racism and bible-thumping bigotry in America. We are talking about 1974’s Blazing Saddles. Could you make this movie today? How incredible is Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder’s chemistry? Is this the best on-screen fart scene ever?•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:04:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:08:15 - Pertinent movie details •0:12:45 - Critical and fan reviews•0:21:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:28:00 - Modern day ratings——————————————————————SPONSORS:**AG1- Get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND...
2023-08-231h 40
The Confused BreakfastDuel (1971)Is Duel the greatest movie you have never seen?! Join us as we dissect the first movie that Steven Spielberg ever directed. It’s a thrill-ride of a movie and we highly recommend it! “And your drivvvvving along… your drivingggg along”•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:06:45 - Pertinent movie details •0:10:15 - Critical and fan reviews•0:19:30 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:40:45 - Modern day ratings——————————————————————SPONSORS:**EveryPlate- Get started with EveryPlate for just $1.49 per meal by going to http://EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code CONFUSED49**Cedar Ridg...
2023-08-161h 53
The Confused BreakfastBRUNCH: Reviewing Sublime's Self-titled AlbumWe dedicate an entire Brunch episode to Sublime's 3rd and final studio album. This masterpiece and known and loved by many and was released shortly after Bradley Nowell passed away. Come hang with us while we chat about it.——————————————————————SPONSORS:**Rocket Money- Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage yourmoney the easy way – http://RocketMoney.com/confused**Visit us at Http://confusedbreakfast.com or leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show! 319.804.9596——————————————————————**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast like these fine people-Robin Fawcett, Da...
2023-08-1443 min
The Confused BreakfastThe Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)Summer of 70s is in full effect with a movie that makes you feel the heat of summer just by watching. Join us as we dissect 1974’s Texas Chain Saw Massacre, arguably one of the most popular horror movies of all-time. How annoying is Franklin? Did the Hitchhiker put a curse on the teens when they picked him up? Why are people so dumb in horror movies? How about that booty shot?! We tackle all this and more. Enjoy!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:45 - Memories of first viewing•0:08:15 - Pertinent movie details •0:15:00 - Critical and fan re...
2023-08-092h 02
The Confused BreakfastBRUNCH: TV Shows That You Should Be WatchingAJ, Sean and Mike discuss the current TV shows that they are watching. They also discuss their current 'comfort' tv show.——————————————————————SPONSORS:**HelloFresh- Go to http://HelloFresh.com/confusedbreakfast50 and and use code confusedbreakfast50 for 50% off plus free shipping!”**Visit us at Http://confusedbreakfast.com or leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show! 319.804.9596——————————————————————**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast like these fine people-Robin Fawcett, Dane, Joel, Nick Merulla, Mark Prior, Keerlana, Elisha, Camden Griffith, Cameron Jay, Bud Larsen, Katie Beeks, Mr. and Mrs. Roommate, Cale James, Jason Davis, Shaun Dixon, Emilio Perez, Skyler Brunssen, Jor...
2023-08-0741 min
The Confused BreakfastRocky (1976)Summer of 70s kick off with one of the quintessential sports moving of all-time! We answer all the hard-hitting questions - what would happen if Jordan Peterson met Rocky, is Rocky is one step away from being a serial killer, is Rocky actually a good enough boxer to beat Apollo Creed, why is there no boxing in a movie about boxing, was Mickey the reason that Rocky didn’t win the fight? •0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:30 - Pertinent movie details •0:12:30 - Critical and fan reviews•0:19:00 - Scene by scene b...
2023-08-021h 59
The Confused BreakfastBRUNCH: Should You Go See Barbie and Oppenheimer?Sean got Barbenheimered and he is here to convince AJ and Mike to go see the movies too. We also dive into some conversation about SAG-AFTRA and talk about our favorite movie-going experiences!——————————————————————SPONSORS:**HelloFresh- Go to http://HelloFresh.com/confusedbreakfast50 and and use code confusedbreakfast50 for 50% off plus free shipping!”**Visit us at Http://confusedbreakfast.com or leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show! 319.804.9596——————————————————————**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast like these fine people-Robin Fawcett, Dane, Joel, Nick Merulla, Mark Prior, Keerlana, Elisha, Camden Griffith, Cameron Jay, Bud Larsen, Katie Bee...
2023-07-3139 min
The Confused BreakfastTwister (1996)It’s summer in the midwest and the evil villain is a killer tornado that can’t be killed! Join us as we go back to watch 1996’s Twister to see what we think about it with a modern eye. Why is this team so bad at chasing tornados? How easy is it for Bill to treat Melissa so terribly? Is Phillip Seymor Hoffman’s performance good or bad? We tackle all of this and more.•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:30 - Pertinent movie details •0:16:00 - Critical and fan revie...
2023-07-261h 51
The Confused BreakfastBRUNCH: Top 5 Animated TV SeriesWhat are the best Cartoons of all-time?! We tell you our individual Top 5 on today's bonus monthly episode.This was made possible by our incredible patreon members. Their support allows us to add additional episodes every week. If you would like to join them by directly sponsoring this podcast, sign up at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast - bonus audio every week, voting on upcoming episodes, giving your modern day score, a private discord server and more!——————————————————————SPONSORS:**EveryPlate- Get started with EveryPlate for just $1.49 per meal by going to http://EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering...
2023-07-2458 min
The Confused BreakfastFlight of the Navigator (1986)Do you remember the wonder and magic of 1986's Flight of the Navigator? We decided to rewatch it to see if it is still holds up the way it did when we were kids. Are the NASA guys really that bad? Did David just create a time travel paradox? What did his dad do to afford a house like that? We tackle these questions and so much more! Compliance!!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:06:30 - Pertinent movie details •0:12:30 - Critical and fan reviews•0:20:00 - Scene by scene breakdown
2023-07-121h 41
The Confused BreakfastBack To The Future II (1989)Is Back To The Future 2 one of the best sequels ever? What did they get right and wrong about the future predictions? Why was that guy so focused on a stolen wallet? Why are we blaming Marty’s kids when this is clearly Marty’s fault? We tackle all of this and more in our new episode. Join us as we review Back To The Future 2 with a modern eye to see if it still holds up•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:04:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:45 - Pertinent movie details •0:12:30 - Critical and fan...
2023-07-051h 48
The Confused BreakfastRaiders of the Lost Ark (1981)Is Raiders of the Lost Ark the best Indiana Jones movie? Despite being more than 40 years old, does the action still hold up? What’s worse- snakes or spiders? Did Indiana Jones actually do anything to affect this story? We tackle all these questions and more in a full-blown, modern-day review.•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:04:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:30 - Pertinent movie details •0:14:00 - Critical and fan reviews•0:20:45 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:33:30 - Modern day ratings——————————————————————SPONSORS:**Cedar Ridge Distillery- Go check out our sponsor and order some whiskey...
2023-06-281h 47
The Confused BreakfastAirborne (1993)We all could use a consciousness raiser. So we’re covering Airborne! You better bring your skates for this Liquid Drano Wannabe Bullwinkle. An iconic take on the surge of 90’s rollerblading, laced with positive vibes, underwear references, and zero rules. •0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:45 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:15 - Pertinent movie details •0:12:30 - Critical and fan reviews•0:20:15 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:33:00 - Modern day ratings——————————————————————SPONSORS:**Cedar Ridge Distillery- Go check out our sponsor and order some whiskey. http://cedarridgewhiskey.com**Visit us at Http://confusedbreakfast.com or...
2023-06-211h 46
The Confused BreakfastThe Fugitive (1993)What does a one-armed man, St. Patrick's Day, a respected doctor with a wife who doesn't get too tired for love-making, Polish landlords and a ton of trains have in common? They all make up the plot of the classic 1993 film, The Fugitive. Does it still hold up with a modern eye? How bad is Kimble's lawyer? How many one-arm jokes will the hosts make during this episode? Tune in to find out!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:15 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:30 - Pertinent movie details •0:13:45 - Critical and fan reviews•0:25:00 - Scene by s...
2023-06-141h 38
The Confused BreakfastStarship Troopers (1997)Come on you apes! Do you want to live forever?? To beat the bug we must understand the bug. Starship Trooper is going to give us a multi-crash course in space politics and human-insect relations. Did Carmen cause the entire war? Is this war a propaganda driven agenda for colonization? Is the only good bug a dead bug? Would you like to know more?•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:45 - Pertinent movie details •0:13:15 - Critical and fan reviews•0:23:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:38:30 - Modern day ratings...
2023-06-071h 54
The Confused BreakfastCon Air (1997)Put the bunny back in the box. May of Bay: UnCaged comes to a close with a much needed slam-bangin’ good time. Con Air helps us define irony with feeling the subtle breeze of freedom through our hair. Are snowballs any good? Why is Cameron Poe even on this plane? Is John Malevich the ultimate bad guy? This ain’t exactly Mai tai’s and Yahtzee. Welcome to Con Air!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:30 - Memories of first viewing•0:06:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:10:30 - Critical and fan reviews•0:20:00 - Scene by scene breakdown
2023-05-311h 48
The Confused BreakfastGone in 60 Seconds (2000)May of Bay becomes truly Uncaged! Gone In 60 Seconds launches us in to full Nicholas Cage with mode like a Shelby GT 500 with a NOS button. A movie that gave witness to gorgeous cars and awful haircuts. A car movie with underlying tones of family, loyalty and a moral conflict blurring the lines of legality? sounds like things are about to get quick and frenzied. You mean to tell us they're doing all of this for 200k? these guys are professionals? and Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie are in love? Do we look like assholes? Ok, let's do it.
2023-05-241h 48
The Confused BreakfastThe Rock (1996)Welcome to The Rock! May of Bay is officially Uncaged! Michael Bay and Nicholas Cage join forces to give us a movie with more questions than answers. Is Mason actually James Bond? Who left the furnace running? How is the water around San Francisco not completely ruined now? STAND DOWN, CAPTAIN! •0:00:00 - Introductions•0:04:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:08:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:14:45 - Critical and fan reviews•0:24:30 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:47:00 - Modern day ratings——————————————————————SPONSORS**NordVPN- http://nordvpn.com/breakfast to get a Huge Discount off your...
2023-05-172h 00
The Confused BreakfastBad Boys (1995)May of Bay: Uncaged rages on with Bad Boys! Michael Bay’s first major directorial debut attempts to answer the age old question: whatcha gonna do when they come for you? Apparently you pretend to be your Partner for way too long. Does Lawrence outshine Smith? Who exactly are the “Bad Boys”? Are they actually just Bad Cops?? Give us some watermelon bubbliscious and some skittles.•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:45 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:30 - Pertinent movie details •0:12:45 - Critical and fan reviews•0:18:45 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:23:15 - Modern day ratings
2023-05-101h 38
The Confused BreakfastArmageddon (1998)It's the end of the world as we know it. And this is the best that NASA can come up with?? At least they got Bruce Willis. Armageddon Kicks off May of Bay Uncaged! Theres no sound in space. or fire. Try telling that to Michael Bay. oil drillers in space. Liv Tyler being serenaded by her father while she..well you know. bruce willis is saving us again from an impending evil space rock. We got 800 feet to drill and this hairy stamper alway hits his mark.•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:45 - Memories of first viewing...
2023-05-031h 42
The Confused BreakfastBig Trouble in Little China (1986)We’re heading down to Chinatown! Kurt Russel and John Carpenter are teaming up again for Big Trouble in Little China. Is Jack Burton a capable hero or lucky zero? Did Mortal Kombat rip off some of the IP here? Sooner or later we run everyone the wrong way. Check’s in the mail, and if we’re not back by dawn call the president.•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:45 - Memories of first viewing•0:06:45 - Pertinent movie details •0:12:45 - Critical and fan reviews•0:19:30 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:28:00 - Mod...
2023-04-261h 41
The Confused BreakfastTop 5 Movies From 19991999 is widely regarded as one of the best years for movies. When you start reading the list of all the amazing, award-winning moving that came out that year, you will be blown away. We do our best to each pick our individual top 5 from that magical year. Enjoy!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:00 - Topic Intro•0:07:00 - Honorable Mentions•0:13:15 - Top 5 Lists——————————————————————SPONSORS**Visit us at Http://confusedbreakfast.com or leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show! 319.804.9596**Sign up to be the first to order our Confused Breakfast Singl...
2023-04-241h 05
The Confused BreakfastFargo (1996)Grab your tan Cierra and don’t forget that true coat. Blood has been shed near Brainerd, in a movie called Fargo. Simple honest folks livin’ the dream until it becomes a complex dishonest nightmare. Is Jerry really a victim? Is Marge the greatest detective in cinema? Are you sure you don’t want that True Coat? We think it’s kind of funny looking in a regular kind of way so we called it in…End of story. •0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:15 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:10:15 - Cri...
2023-04-191h 36
The Confused BreakfastHarry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)Is that a Sorcerer’s stone in your pocket or are you just happy it’s Wednesday? Yuurr a wizard, ‘Arry…. POTter! Turns out you’re also famous, rich, and naturally gifted. Only problem is the evilest wizard in the world wants to find you and kill you just to repair his ego and street cred. Is quidditch a terrible sport? Is there another place to shop for magic school supplies? who’s accounting for the house points? Wands at the ready! If you swish and flick it more than twice you’re playing with it.•0:00:00 - Introductions...
2023-04-121h 53
The Confused BreakfastSuper Mario Bros (1993)If you read this cast list and told us they were going to make a live action Super Mario Brothers in 1993, we’d scream to take our money. But two tyrannical Directors had 7 different writers had other plans. We know the video game didn’t really make much sense but this is beyond comprehension. We apologize in advance…•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:30 - Memories of first viewing•0:08:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:16:00 - Critical and fan reviews•0:26:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:27:00 - Modern day ratings———————————————————...
2023-04-051h 43
The Confused BreakfastThe Fifth Element (1997)Aliens, priests, and warlords, oh my! Get your Multi-pass ready! We’re off to save the world! In between trying to quit smoking and a feeding the cat. Sure, our license is almost suspended but I’m sure the perfect woman will fall right in to our lap, and make everything right in the world. Literally. Anyone else want to negotiate? We’ll take the Fifth…Element that is.•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:15 - Memories of first viewing•0:09:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:14:00 - Critical and fan reviews•0:22:00 - Scene by scene break...
2023-03-291h 52
The Confused BreakfastON-TRIAL: The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (2009)Some movies are just so bad that they may not even deserve to get a full episode review devoted to them. AJ thinks this is a great movie and worthy of it's own episode. Can he convince Sean and Mike? Check out our new series called ON-TRIAL!•0:00:00- Introductions•0:03:00- Sean/Mike hate this movie•0:06:45- How This Works•0:08:30- AJ’s Defense•0:17:15- Jury deliberation——————————————————————**Visit us at Http://confusedbreakfast.com or leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show! 319.804.9596——————————————————————**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast like these fine people-Robin Fawcett, Dane...
2023-03-2741 min
The Confused BreakfastAirheads (1994)Oh you’re in a band? What’s it sound like??If you’ve ever been in a band you hate this question. If you’ve asked this question, you didn’t understand the answer. Being in a band is hard. Making it big is nearly impossible. Might as well highjack a radio station until they play your..reel? You’re on the air, so stick it to the man!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:45 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:11:30 - Critical and fan reviews•0:21:30 - Scene...
2023-03-221h 47
The Confused BreakfastCaddyshack (1980) with Bert KreischerBert Kreischer joins The Confused Breakfast to review the 1980 classic ‘Caddyshack’ to see if it still holds up. Was Judge Smails actually a good guy? Is this Bill Murray’s best role? What’s your favorite Rodney Dangerfield line? We talk about all of this and so much more!•0:0:00 - Introductions•0:10:30 - Memories of first viewing•0:14:45 - Pertinent movie details •0:21:15 - Critical and fan reviews•0:34:45 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:43:00 - Modern day ratings——————————————————————SPONSORS:**Cedar Ridge Distillery- Go check out our sponsor and order some whiskey. http://cedarridgewhiskey.com...
2023-03-151h 55
The Confused BreakfastMrs. Doubtfire (1993)HeLLOOOOO! We’ve heard of growing up, but this is ridiculous. Robin Williams will go to the ends of the girth to be with his children, in Mrs. Doubtfire. So get in to character, put the toilet seat down, and be careful with this one she’s old..•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:30 - Memories of first viewing•0:06:15 - Pertinent movie details •0:14:00 - Critical and fan reviews•0:21:45 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:42:00 - Modern day ratings——————————————————————**Cedar Ridge Distillery- Go check out our sponsor and order some whiskey. http://cedarridgewhiskey.com——————————————...
2023-03-081h 58
The Confused BreakfastTrue Romance (1993)True Romance. Young love. Old hate. New Drugs. The ultimate young-male fantasy comes to life in this Tony Scott entry to the Tarantino-verse. So don’t overthink it. Marry the call girl your boss hired for your birthday, kill her pimp since that’s what elvis would do, steal some mob drugs sell them to the lowest bidder! I doubt any loved ones will get hurt. Eat some pie. You’ll feel better.•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:30 - Memories of first viewing•0:06:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:12:45 - Critical and fan reviews•0:20:30 - Scene by scene b...
2023-03-011h 48
The Confused BreakfastI'VE NEVER SEEN,.... Cobra (1986)The 'I've Never Seen' series is back! If you have seen 1986's Cobra, you are going to want to listen to this episode. If you haven't seen this movie, you will need to immediately go watch it and THEN listen to this episode. Enjoy!•0:00:00- Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:03:30- Who hasn’t seen this movie•0:11:30- Pertinent details and reviews•0:21:00- Scene by scene breakdown•1:13:30- Modern day ratings——————————————————————**Visit us at Http://confusedbreakfast.com or leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show! 319.804.9596——————————————————————**P...
2023-02-271h 29
The Confused BreakfastSaving Private Ryan (1998)It's a deep episode but it's important that we honor those brave soldiers who were immortalized in 1998's Saving Private Ryan. So, strap in and join us for our most intense and longest episode yet.•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:15 - Memories of first viewing•0:09:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:19:15 - Critical and fan reviews•0:29:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:58:00 - Modern day ratings——————————————————————Sponsors:**Cedar Ridge Distillery- Go check out our sponsor and order some whiskey. http://cedarridgewhiskey.com**Zocdoc- Go to http://ZocDoc.com/Breakfa...
2023-02-222h 10
The Confused BreakfastClue (1985)Colonel Mustard, in the study, with a wrench! Well that one way it could have happened. To make a long story short(too late), Patreon recently voted for this on the nose whodunnit, based on the infamous board game or is it bored game? Gather up your weapons, point your fingers, and follow us through the secret passages!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:45 - Memories of first viewing•0:08:30 - Pertinent movie details •0:15:15 - Critical and fan reviews•0:23:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:20:00 - Modern day ratings—————————...
2023-02-151h 37
The Confused BreakfastComing To America (1988)But where in America can one find a queen? QUEENS! Duh! It’s our first Eddie Murphy movie! We fantasize about being too rich to wipe your own backside and clean your royal… front side. Would you rather eat and McDonald’s or McDowell’s? Did Arsenio Hall steal the show and launch from his performance here? Either way this is movie that determined that one thing that makes an Eddie Murphy movie better is more Eddie Murphy! Just let your soul glow!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:30 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:45 - Pertinent mov...
2023-02-081h 55
The Confused BreakfastTeen Wolf (1985)Growing up is tough- voice cracks, canines start coming in, hair in strange places. Are you supposed to get taller? Gotta have the talk with dad abut the birds and the fleas. Teen Wolf was held and released just after Michael J. Fox exploded on to cinema with Back to the Future. It's a story we've heard before with a not so subtle twist. Are werewolves common in Nebraska? Are werewolves good at everything? or just basketball? Do Scott and Boof...Boof? let's pick up a keg of beer and jump on top of the van to street surf...
2023-02-011h 45
The Confused BreakfastOut Cold (2001)Bull Mountain, Don’t Go Changin!! On this week’s episode, we strap on the snowboards, cue up Island in the Sun and hang out with an all-star cast of actors before their prime. Why is Rick trying to ruin an engagement? Did Anna tell her fiance about Rick? Why doesn’t David Koechner have more screen time? We tackle all these questions and more as we dive into a full review of Out Cold.•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:04:15 - Memories of first viewing•0:09:30 - Pertinent movie details •0:13:15 - Critical and fan reviews•0:27:00 - Scene...
2023-01-251h 40
The Confused BreakfastMINI-BYTE: South ParkSouth Park is the second-longest running American cartoon series for good reason. We take a deep dive into the history of this show, as well as discussing our favorite episodes and characters. Join us for our fun discussion about this pop culture juggernaut. •0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:00 - First Memories•0:08:30 - How it Started•0:18:00 - Seasons/Episodes/Characters•0:31:15 - How It’s Made•0:44:45 - Trivia Questions——————————————————————**Visit us at Http://confusedbreakfast.com or leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show! 319.804.9596——————————————————————**Proud podcast on the Cloud10...
2023-01-231h 02
The Confused BreakfastGoodfellas (1990)Ever since we were kids we wanted to do a podcast about a gangster.. Goodfellas is revered as maybe the most quintessential gangster mafia spectacle since its inception. Does the Martin Scorsese staple still hold as an instant classic? Or did it mouth off too much and earn a place at the bottom, sleepin’ with the fishes? You think we’re funny? Funny how? •0:00:00 - Introductions•0:04:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:08:00 - Pertinent movie details •0:11:30 - Critical and fan reviews•0:20:30 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:38:30 - Modern day ratings—...
2023-01-181h 49
The Confused BreakfastMallrats (1995)Say, would you like a chocolate pretzel?? Kevin Smith’s second film in the View Askewniverse, Mallrats, taught us the importance of being up 12-2 in the 2nd period, the meaning of callow, and that the back of a Volkswagen is no place to make Whoopi.. or something like that. Does Kevin’s Smiths signature dialogue come through? Are Jay and Silent Bob always the best part of these movies? Will Willam ever see the schooner? SNOOCHIE BOOCHIES! •0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:30- Pertinent movie details •0:12:30 - Critical and fan review...
2023-01-111h 41
The Confused BreakfastThe Thing (1982)It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… The Thing! In 1982, John Carpenter gave us a reimagined version of a 1950’s original. We can survive the Antarctic winter as long as we’ve got each other, right? At least until each other isn’t who they appear to be! It’s a movie that raises more questions than Jeopardy. So grab your prospectors hat, a fresh bottle of J&B scotch, and your trusty flame thrower! Cause trust is a hard thing to come by these days. U.S. outpost 31 Antarctica: Out. •0:00:00 - Introductions•0:03:45 - Memori...
2023-01-041h 51
The Confused BreakfastDumb and Dumber (1994)Just when you think we couldn’t pick a better movie to review, we go and do something like this. AND TOTALLY REDEEM OURSELVES! Is Dumb and Dumber Jim Carrey’s best movie? Could this have been as great without Jeff Daniels? Who is actually dumber between the two of them? To find out, hit play and enjoy our modern day review of one of the funniest movies of all-time. We will just be hanging by the bar… putting out the vibe!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:45 - Memories of first viewing•0:07:30 - Pertinent movie de...
2022-12-281h 58
The Confused BreakfastTop 5 Winter MoviesWell, winter is upon us! That means cold weather, isolation and darkness. But it can also mean friendship, introspection and laughter. We discuss our top 5 movies that have all the winter vibes and beg to be watched during this time of year.•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:15 - Topic Intro•0:06:15 - Honorable Mentions•0:09:45 - Top 5 Lists——————————————————————**Visit us at Http://confusedbreakfast.com or leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show! 319.804.9596——————————————————————**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast like these fine people-Robin Fawcett, Dane, Joel, Nick Merulla, Mark Prior, Keerlana, Elisha, Camden Griffith, Francisco Rivera...
2022-12-261h 05
The Confused BreakfastElf (2003)It’s time to pass through the seven levels of the candy cane forest, through the sea of swirly-twirly gum drops, and then through the Lincoln Tunnel! Elf, was the breakout leading role for Will Farrell in the holiday season. Is this the last great Christmas classic? Can elves, well, a human raised by elves, really survive on sugar? How long would it take to walk from the North Pole to New York City? Why the hell are elves making so many etch-a-sketches and Jack in the boxes?? Time to get more action in a week than you have yo...
2022-12-211h 48
The Confused BreakfastJust Friends (2005)Forgiveness is more than saying sorry, you guys. Join us as we discuss 2005's 'Just Friends!' Is this Ryan Reynold's best role? Did Anna Ferris steal every scene she was in? How often do you think of this movie when you meet someone named Joyce? Did you ever ski in your jeans? We tackle all the hard-hitting questions. Enjoy!•0:00:00 - Introductions•0:02:45 - Memories of first viewing•0:06:45 - Pertinent movie details •0:09:00 - Critical and fan reviews•0:18:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:37:30 - Modern day ratings——————————————————————**Get Free Shipping, returns and exchanges from Felix Gray G...
2022-12-141h 50