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Community ShowerEpisode 110 - Wes Anderson’s The Grand Chinese SpectacleWe’re back to talk about robes and other podcast-appropriate clothing, the latest interview with Dianne Feinstein, mashups, how to get good service on food delivery apps, street jokes, and an explainer of one of the funniest tweets of all time.
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Community ShowerEpisode 109 - Mormon Gangstarappernacle ChoirWe are back with a certified banger! We cover a whole lot of rap and rappers in our intro, then move on to some of the luminaries of conservative thought, like Steven Crowder and Rod Dreher. We discuss some of the stranger aspects of our upbringings, look at comedy through the lens of cultural landmarks like Ted Lasso, Patton Oswalt, Pauly Shore, and Carlos Mencia, and cover presidential assassinations and great multi-hyphenates of our time. We return to the discussion of rap and DJs several times throughout, and stand in solidarity with the WGA writer’s strike.
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Community ShowerEpisode 108 - The Real Story of 9/11So this episode, we tried to record a couple of weeks ago but I had to leave early before we finished, so we only got half an episode or so in the can. Unfortunately, we couldn't meet up to finish the episode until recently. So you kind of have two separate episodes grafted together here, but it's practically episode-and-a-half sized, so it's worth the wait.
Some of our topics include dudes and their qualities of rocking, James Joyce, television, Shrek raves, jobs and how to get them, what makes life worth living and whether it even is...2023-04-141h 23
Community ShowerEpisode 107 - ”Too Much Shit in My Ass” by StynxWe're back to talk about problems with our physical health, bad body armor, bad recipe hacks, political campaigns throughout American history, and more, I'm sure.
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Community ShowerEpisode 106 - Drew Beats Off Covid III: Revenge of the SickThis episode, some of our topics include the various types of theft, the George Lucas Extended Cinematic Universe and how it all ties together, Modesto vs. Stockton, which town might be the Modesto of Houston, the best Cajun and seafood restaurants, the worst ideas for food the Midwest has to offer, our favorite tiki bars and other kinds of cocktail bars, and what Nath's cooking for dinner. It is not pinto beans and cornbread, although I wish I had some cornbread now.
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Community ShowerEpisode 105 - Osmosis Jones. Who? Osmosis Jones!This week, we discuss the titular movie, the LAPD Rampart scandal, the early days of disco, numerous unsavory practices of British institutions, and more.
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Community ShowerEpisode 104 - Chris Hansen Sucked Me Off??After a week off due to scheduling issues (vacation, illness, mania), we’re back and cover a lot of topics. Join us as we take a look back at the early 2000s, when lad mags, brozines, and manevision ruled the Earth. We also revisit the era through one of Pitchfork’s most memorable album reviews. We take a look at the great thumbnails of the western world (image, not primate), explore why “To Catch a Predator” ended, the origins of podcasting and the term “podcast,” consider a world where Drew constantly bugs minor celebrities for mundane questions about sandwich orders, and...2023-02-241h 12
Community ShowerEpisode 103 - Blackmail NanjianiThis week’s episode features discussions on the shelf life of cum, the connection between Steven Seagal and Modern Warfare, what Family Guy gets right about marriage, pervert Dans, Attorney Fren, Racist Scatman John, Racist Everybody Loves Raymond, racist gamers, and more. Not actually much about Kumail Nanjiani in this episode, which could also function as an anti-vaping PSA.
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Community ShowerEpisode 102 - Statutory Rick and Corrupting a MortyThis week we continue our transition into a music podcast with a much funnier look at various artists and songs, mostly real ones, although we did imagine a world of little people country music cover bands. We also discuss Nath’s skill issues at poker, the comedy of Aziz Ansari and 30 Rock, the origins of asbestos, Shingy, arena rock, and have several extended discussions on the human anatomy. Plus, as you may have guessed, we get around to reading Justin Roiland’s DMs.
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Community ShowerEpisode 101 - Rank the BeatlesWe had a big topic we wanted to discuss this week, but we ended up spending most of the episode ranking the Beatles’ #1 singles. So we’ll get to that topic next episode. We do talk about a few other things, but I don’t remember which ones we talked about on episode vs. after the episode. Body hair comes up, if that’s your thing. Hopefully you’ll at least be happy we’re releasing on a regular schedule again.
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Community ShowerEpisode 100 - Dr. Drewmar / Joe RoninWe are back at last! It turns out our long hiatus was at least partially for legitimate reasons. But a little time off has left us fresher than ever. Nath and Drew are here to recap the last couple of months and cover topics as wide-ranging as 90s Miami booty bass, Drew’s new haircut, Nelly’s inspirations for songs, the #1 hood bunny, Pan-Africanism, job interviews, Shaun King’s latest venture, and a whole lot more. Thanks for waiting.
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Community ShowerEpisode 99 - Happy Annislursary
We are finally back and one away from a hundred! This long-overdue episode took even longer to edit together, because I tried recording my part on my new laptop and I had brutal problems with my audio clipping. You’ll hear what I mean. Just appreciate the effort it took to put this episode together and make it listenable, and hopefully I’ve learned a valuable lesson about not trying to record quickly again.
The episode is a little short because Drew had to go to work. But we cover a number of worthy topics this episode, including updates on our e...2022-11-1447 min
Community ShowerEpisode 98 - Jenkem MatchWelcome to another rare on-time episode. It’s our last one before Nath starts his new job, which (probably) means an even more intermittent recording schedule. In the meantime, enjoy some more of our song parodies, stuff Drew found on the internet, good and bad drugs, and counting fat stacks. Justin even contributes to this episode, by which I mean we read jokes he sent us over the past couple of months. Writing a longer description would mean listening to the episode, and I would rather get this out as soon as possible.
Also, go celebrate Drew’s bi...2022-09-231h 04
Community ShowerEpisode 97 - People Who DiedWe’re finally back after eventful times both for us and the world. Lots of recent notable deaths, from Queen Elizabeth to Jean-Luc Godard to Ken Starr to Mikhail Gorbachev. And, sadly, one of Houston comedy’s own, Scotty Peterson, gone far too soon. We were going to use some of this episode as a tribute to him, but that quickly derailed into a bit about ranking Houston comics by how much the community would mourn them if they died. We’ll try again next week, hopefully with some guests who will have more great Scotty stories.
Other...2022-09-161h 06
Community ShowerEpisode 96 - Naan BinaryWe’re back at last! Nath and Drew cover a lot here: Ivana Trump, Buc-ee’s, the show Party Down, bakeries and who they hire and archaic medical terms, what one of our friends might look like if he had colon cancer, a fascinating story of an open micer’s filmed set, and more. Just check it out: We’re glad to be back and we hope you're glad we're back too.
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Community ShowerEpisode 95 - The Godfather Part II: The Wrath of CaanNath and Drew overcome various obstacles to bring you yet another fun episode! Among our topics: The films of Darren Aronofsky, the antics of Nancy Pelosi, the recent rash of “Italian mafioso actor” deaths, the Absolute Poker POTRIPPER scandal, Drew’s problems with chairs, and the best combination of pills to recover from dental work.
Nath managed to get through the episode despite having a root canal in the morning, so send him love and/or money to show your appreciation. And because he had a losing session of poker that day.
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Community ShowerEpisode 94 - Pee Jay’sWe recorded this one while the World Series of Poker was going; Nath decided watching that was too important to pass up, if you were wondering why he interrupts, no-sells, or otherwise acts distracted during so many good bits this episode. But at least you can enjoy the sporadic commentary on the action. There’s actual comedy too, with talk about Jerry Lee Lewis, the Uvalde police department, someone called “Clock Lady,” the Drowning Lottery, the British, boy bands, robbing the Kwik-E-Mart, and the story that gives the episode its title-- plus a possibly even stranger story to follow it. Th...2022-07-221h 18
Community ShowerEpisode 93 - Dwide D. InmyassholeTopics covered this episode: The New York Mets and John Rocker, Richard Nixon and movies about him, America's fabulous queen generals, hot sandwiches and Subway, poker, and more. Justin shows up to make an appearance, and we get a little window into the Shower Boys' personal lives and drink recipes.
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Community ShowerEpisode 92 - Wedding Crashers 2: Still Crashin’ After All These YearsWe never let being tired and having no ideas stop us from recording. We talk about an older age of the internet and its viral videos; favorite TV comedy from the 1990s, today; some comedy we’re writing; comedy films of the 21st century; stories from driver’s ed; other podcasts; and more, including our usual puns and songs. Also, further making fun of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. And you might even get a wedding story this time, at last.
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Community ShowerEpisode 91 - Sean Paul John WallWe’re back! Nath and Drew cover a whole lot this episode. Sean Paul, Sean John, Paul John, Paul Wall, John Wall: This episode has it all! (in the title.) Other topics include Top Gun; answering reader email; taking on those clowns in Congress, dogs in Washington, and garbage on Wall Street; and taking on the conspiracies of Big Wet. Also, further making fun of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. And you might even get a wedding story this time, at last.
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Community ShowerEpisode 90 - N-Doors in Paris
Why did we call it that? Because this episode features a lot of music riffs as well as an extended intellectual discussion on the topic, “What is ‘indoors’?”
Plus, Nath went to a wedding while he was out of town, and if you know whose it was and who they are, you know there’s going to be some great stories from that! We decided to save them until late in the episode to make sure you listen to the whole thing. There’s plenty of funny stuff to keep you occupied until then, though.
The “Red Hot Chili Peppers” playlist:
https...2022-06-171h 07
Community ShowerEpisode 89 - Flamin’ Hot CheeriosWe return to the work of Chuck Berry this episode, as well as the work of Austin Powers, because we are committed to nothing if not timely, relevant, modern comedy. In that vein, we also bring you an extended visit to Orson Welles’ commercial work. Also this episode: why we have trouble sleeping, Drew’s poor food safety practices, how much fucking we’re doing, general trash talking about Politics and Online, and more. Nath is stressing over whether his suit will arrive in time for his trip.
This episode features frequent use of what Drew called Simon...2022-06-101h 04
Community ShowerEpisode 88 - Morris E. SmithIs an imagined mashup of The Smiths and The Fall too obscure for an episode title? As if we would let that stop us. Nath and Drew are with you this week, offering among other things more characters with middle initials-- Johnny B. Goode, Morris E. Smith, Susan B. Anthony, Women B. Shopping-- thoughts on TV characters ranging from Titannica to Coach McGuirk, our non-opinions on Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, the latest from Goop, new frontiers in space exploration, and, of course, more singing.
Keep your eyes peeled for a potential live show announcement in Austin...2022-06-031h 06
Community ShowerEpisode 87 - Hipster Femboy Solo Session
Nath here with a rare first-person post. I've been unable to track the guys down for the last couple of weeks, and we haven't put out an episode in almost three weeks. On top of that, I'm going on vacation soon. We were running the risk of six full weeks with no Community Shower. I couldn't let that happen, so I decided, sometimes if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.
It's our first-ever solo episode, where you can listen to me tell jokes I thought up recently and also run out of prepared material in a...2022-05-271h 02
Community ShowerEpisode 86 - Race of Base Opening for Creamence Queerwater ReguyvalAs you can tell from this title, we get back to doing what we do best: Song parodies for the 12-year-old in you! We get a lot of laughs from that this episode, but other topics covered include but are not limited to: Cinco de Mayo, fast food and military commercials (and our suggestions for better ideas), past tragedies in Texas (or tragicomedies, depending on your perspective), and trying to get our friend Bob laid. Glengarry Glen Ross also gets that unique Community Shower treatment this episode. All three of the original Shower Boys on mic for this one.2022-05-091h 14
Community ShowerEpisode 85 - Drunk, Drive an’ JailWe are finally back! We had a lot of fun making this episode, which usually means it’s very funny. Topics covered include caloric bands, young adult literature recommendations, riffs on classic songs from decades past, recent additions to our wardrobe, a particular long-standing celebrity crush, European sexual mores, the classic games of skill and chance, and a certain other three-idiots comedy podcast and their recent comments. That’s far from all, though: Justin also makes his return appearance at some point, so find out what he’s been up to. We also get a brief surprise guest appearance from A...2022-04-291h 25
Community ShowerEpisode 84 - We’re All Gonna Die Listening to ”I Was Dancing in the Lesbian Bar” by Jonathan RichmanNath and Drew on the 1s and 2s (not really, since we don’t DJ) this episode-- Nath is trying to get paid, in between the poker sites crashing and trying to sell the collectibles from his last job on eBay. We also talk about some of our favorite comedy sketches, dealing with family, dealing with life, an upcoming trip to Austin, our history with comic book characters, Nath’s adventures at what was either “lesbian karaoke night at the cocktail bar” or “karaoke night at the lesbian cocktail bar,” and also how the world is completely fucked and going to kil...2022-04-081h 39
Community ShowerEpisode 83 - Nightmare on Elm Street 69: Freddy Got Fingered (with Sid Oozeley)We go off the beaten path this week, pulling a guest not from Houston comedy but from the far reaches of the Internet. Will we regret our decision? The only way to find out is to listen.
Sid Oozeley, self-described "science-fantasy writer, space pirate, & thunder thigh enthusiast,” joins us this week. We kick off talking about our lo-fi music bot, then cover topics ranging from the news of the day and other comedian behavior, to times of antiquity, to Paper Moon, to healing crystals and mall ninjas, to prog rock, to our never-made versions of Seinfeld and Th...2022-04-011h 13
Community ShowerEpisode 82 - It’s Not the Size of the Ship, It’s the Motion of Frank Ocean with Seth BullockWe conclude our conversation with Seth Bullock here with part 3, ranging from topics as wide as comedy (joke writing, new venues, Pauly Shore); relationships (having kids; meeting women, or men); rap and R&B (including a new character); guns and bathroom safety; and I wrote "drugs" twice so there's probably a lot of that. Write in if you want to be roasted by Seth on the new idea for a roast podcast we just had.
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Community ShowerEpisode 81 - S-S-S-Sleepy Elton JohnTaking an intermission episode before releasing part 3 of the Seth conversation. Justin got us fired up to record on Monday and said he would have a guest, so Nath and Drew decided to pull it together to show up today… and then Justin disappeared five minutes before the recording started. So instead, you got the two sleepy boys giving it their best on topics as wide-ranging as where Justin might be, barbecue sauce, The Home Gunsmith, Bill Burr on NPR, and the history of gambling. Featuring incessant use of “Bennie and the Jets.” We also legally disavow anything we said a...2022-03-181h 15
Community ShowerEpisode 80 - Podcast History Month with Seth BullockSorry to be late editing, I’ve been playing a lot of live poker the last couple of weeks and haven’t had much free time. And editing this one took a while.
We’re continuing our conversation with Seth Bullock, covering, among other topics, Michael Jackson and Katt Williams, the end of Arthur, new kinds of racism, black entertainment television (not to be confused with Black Entertainment Television), men and their feelings, and some stuff about comedy: How we all met, some of our earliest or favorite jokes, punchlines we’ve written for other people or other pe...2022-03-111h 08
Community ShowerEpisode 79 - A Farewell to Arms with Seth BullockWe’ve got a jumbo episode for premium subscribers this week, as Houston comic Seth Bullock joins us for an extra-long conversation. For all you non-paying listeners, you’re going to get it in parts. (patreon dot com slash community shower)
In part 1, we mostly tell stories about doing comedy in Houston (which in Seth’s case involves getting into fights and in Drew’s case involves gay sex), plus some talk about favorite athletes of our childhood and their involvement in video games and strip clubs. Watch this space for the rest coming soon!
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Community ShowerEpisode 78 - Two in the Plinko, One in the Stinko with Dan HornsteinWe bring Dan Hornstein back as a guest to talk about many topics, including our favorite movies starring comedians, our favorite Price Is Right games, our favorite Jewish rappers and country singers, and also some things that are actually real and not just excuses for puns. We revisit Nikka whiskey and look into comic strip characters Dan looks like. Nath finally tells the Blockbuster story. Jesse was supposed to fill in for Justin as the third mic but he forgot and went to work instead.
Dan’s upcoming show dates:
2/23 - Hosting $2 Bill show at Se...2022-02-181h 38
Community ShowerEpisode 77 - P*ssy Beeper with Jesse JamesGuest mic in the house! We bring Jesse James back for his third visit to talk to Nath and Drew. Topics covered include stuff we shouldn’t have watched when we were kids, comedy that uses words you can’t say anymore and other words you can say instead, past bits that Jesse missed, our favorite street jokes, and the inverse relationship between weightlifting and cocaine. And we’re a podcast of comedians who say stupid shit, so of course we touched on The Joe Rogan Controversy. But we’ve got such good riffs and banter this episode that the topi...2022-02-111h 31
Community ShowerEpisode 76 - Christmas with Pitbull (Everybody Should Shut the F*** Up)I didn’t take any notes while we were recording but I remember talking about sports betting and Pitbull and Rick Moranis and standup stories and why we hate hippies and why we hate Joss Whedon and of course there are more songs. Justin makes a fuckload of noise because he spends most of the episode eating and drinking and playing video games.
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Community ShowerEpisode 75 - Jeremy-Lin SpearsWelcome to 2022! The Shower Boys are back in full effect, and we cover a lot of topics this episode: G.G. Allin; It’s Britney Bitch; Dan Schneider; Drake’s hands-on approach to Euphoria and Millie Bobby Brown; whether Bruce Willis and Joe Biden pop that pussy; plus much more that I don’t remember. I have “zoologist homophobe” written in my episode notes, whatever that means. Drew and I do some of our best harmonizing yet this episode. We recorded this one on Betty White’s 100th birthday, which I imagine went off splendidly and with no problems.
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Community ShowerEpisode 74 - Gaynard Flames QueenanWe've got one more episode to close out the year. We pay tribute to the recently departed John Madden; other topics covered include Houston, poker screen names, blowjobs, ad buys, and other people's comedy. Plus there's a lot of talk about eating cookies. And I guess Tool must have come up at some point.
Happy New Year and keep laughing into 2022.
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Community ShowerEpisode 73 - I’m Dreaming of a White Chicks-masJust in time for the holiday, we drop a near double-episode for you to take you out through the end of the year. We may or may not be on hiatus through the end of the year, it remains to be seen.
We cover the holidays, our favorite Christmas songs, the heroes and activists of gay sex, America’s Greatest First Lady, other comedians and comedy podcasts, what we're drinking right now, many other experiences we've had with drinking and holidays and just generally being awful people, and even some original music (sort of).
Justin wa...2021-12-241h 53
Community ShowerEpisode 72 - Drew Beats Off Covid II: Don‘t Call It a CumbackDrew's back and we bring you an extra-long episode! Nath and Drew talk about all sorts of stuff: The A-Team, antisocial behavior at parties, Bernie Mac, Bond movies, boxing, the IRA, rum, rap, and probably much more. This episode includes two of our regular segments, "dark corners of the internet" and "random political rant," as well as some corrections to episode 70.
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Community ShowerEpisode 71 - Balding Gay: Swimming to Camboy-diaWe were close to having an episode that would just be Nath monologuing-- hence the title-- but then Justin showed up, thankfully. We talk about jokes Nath wrote, a sketch Nath wrote, John Madden, bedbugs, booze, the future of the podcast in Colorado, things of that nature. Stick around for a great hot buttered rum recipe.
This one is short because we really ran out of gas. But we’ve given you so many episodes longer than an hour, we’re hoping you’ll forgive that this time. Once we determine Drew’s whereabouts, we’ll come back with...2021-12-1039 min
Community ShowerEpisode 70 - Louis J. Slomez and the Lethal Dose of Ska*ksWe follow up on Drew's Skankfest experience; discuss goth vampires on the internet, Linkin Park, and The Kids in the Hall; and talk about when keeping nuclear physics real goes wrong. Plus some fresh new songs. I bet there's a lot more good stuff in this one but I didn't listen to it so let's discover the surprise together.
Don't ask me why Podbean censors "skanks."
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Community ShowerEpisode 69 - John the Baptist Jingleheimer SchmidtNath couldn’t take the day off from work, so he’s working while he’s recording. (“Working” in this case is playing poker tournaments.) So at least this time he has a good reason for drifting off at points during the podcast.
Listen as we personally insult the listeners and discuss stuff that’s happened the last two weeks. Big weekend in Houston with the Travis Scott satanic ritual and Skankfest happening at the same time! We talk about 70s and 80s music for some reason, Justin’s allergy to laughter, religious wars and Bible stories, which types of...2021-11-121h 34
Community ShowerEpisode 68 - No One Wants To Be The Cum BouncerThe whole power trio is here for this one. Enjoy the periodic bonus background music and echo, and on a totally unrelated topic, subscribe to our Patreon so we can get Justin some better headphones.
Topics this episode: Vampire mythology, the character creation screen, a recent major death in the news, certain co-workers, certain wives, the three big C's of music (Creedence, Cee-Lo, and Cohen comma Leonard), and more. Don't miss the story that inspired our episode title.
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Community ShowerEpisode 67 - Christian Rock vs. Gay PeopleAll three hosts on this episode. Topics covered include vampire mythology, Christian NFTs, acting roles for the Shower Boys, clean standup, YA novels, descendants of escaped Nazis, Italian food, Saddam, presidential dicks, the tweet you see in the episode image. And the title topic, which doesn't mean what you think it means.
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Community ShowerEpisode 66 - Apocalypse Update with Norm MacdonaldImagine a post-apocalyptic world where America has fractured into a number of techno-feudal nation-states… and Saturday Night Live is still on the air. We did. Also featured this episode: Other SNL talk, poorly conceived Fortnite promotions, ripping off other podcasts, AA and church, Tiger Woods, how to make friends in this crazy world, and a couple of goofy technical problems at the beginning, middle, and end. We also bring back Slumdog MILF in Here, because that was one of our favorite bits and the sound on that episode sucked.
Just Nath and Justin this episode; Drew never ch...2021-10-151h 22
Community ShowerEpisode 65 - The Big News From TodayWe recorded this on Monday afternoon, and we talk about the big news from today! YOU know what we're talking about! We all went through it! You know what's going to happen here! Can we make it funny for an hour and 13 minutes? Well, we always have our usual array of personal stories and other material on hand, so you know we can! Just Nath and Drew today, because we spontaneously recorded while we weren't working and Justin was.
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Community ShowerEpisode 64 - The Worst Part Is The HypocrisyThe second half of our doubleheader puts Nath and Justin together to review sitcoms and remember Norm Macdonald. Plus we throw it back to 2012 to talk about Kony 2012 and bath salts, plus international warfare and drug policy. Also learn about our newest sponsor!
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Community ShowerEpisode 63 - Greatest Sh*ts and Survival TipsDespite the fact that this podcast is tagged as 18+/NSFW, Podbean will still delete a cuss word in the title, so I had to censor it.
We did a funky doubleheader -- half Nath and Drew, half Nath and Justin. Late nights full of disaster is our theme this episode. Whether it’s Drew’s misadventures with coffee or our many misadventures with drinking, shitting and vomiting (sometimes together, sometimes not), it’s an hour of storytime about some of the worst things that have happened to us. Plus, reports from gambling, Latin class, and jury duty. Probab...2021-09-241h 12
Community ShowerEpisode 62 - Hey Remember MadTVAn impromptu late-night recording leads to this very high-energy episode. You get more of what you love from Community Shower-- song parodies, behind-the-scenes looks at the creation of the show-- plus the return of the Cajun Scientist and Gay Diarrhea. Also included: love stories; Bennifer; bisexuality; the future of the trucking industry; the titular remembrance. If you can figure out why Justin is clicking incessantly on the recording, write in and tell us.
The second half of this episode turned into our greatest episode of all time. So great, we only made it available to Patreon subscribers...2021-09-171h 07
Community ShowerEpisode 61 - Colm O‘Myface‘sPart 2 of our last recording covers topics as wide as prophecies, gender reveal parties, Irish pubs, international dick sizes and foreign policy, practical jokes, and John Wayne Gacy. Featuring more Community Shower original songs and the continuing adventures of I Can't Understand You Guy.
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Community ShowerEpisode 60 - If I Did It, Which I Didn‘t, Here‘s How I Would Have Done ItGot a double episode with the OGs! The first half this week covers a number of topics: drug dealer opsec, telephone scammers, army buddies, bozos, O.J. Simpson, dangerous improv, Cajun scientists, and more. Meet our new character, I Can't Understand You Guy.
Video of the archetypal horny guy:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yolsGuGxLuA
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Community ShowerEpisode 50 (60) - Scurvy's Dream Land - Live Episode with Jesse JamesNath made a trip to Austin for his 40th birthday, so for the first time since we started this podcast, we were able to record in person! Jesse James returns as a guest; topics covered include AIDS, classic rock, video games, the Internet, Jesse’s hat, Bible stories, child perverts and criminals (mostly us), and a few dumbass things we’ve done recently and not-so-recently. (In Jesse’s case, one of those dumbass things happens live on air.) Also some of our best, or at least most, sing-alongs yet. Turns out we’re even funnier in person.
We delay...2021-08-271h 29
Community ShowerEpisode 59 - Big Buck Breaker: A Cumming-of-AIDS StoryIt was a rough recording, but we pulled through. Drew’s got a broken ankle and was way high on painkillers, which by itself would be fine, but he was also immobile so he couldn't get to his recording equipment. Nevertheless, he bravely gave it his best and the three of us got together and made an episode for you all the same, thanks to some jury-rigging and amazing amateur audio engineering.
We cover a whole alternate universe of game shows, TV shows, Tom Hanks movies, and Robin Williams movies. We also cover a couple of recent to...2021-08-2053 min
Community ShowerEpisode 58 - Computer Cheese (Part 3 with Douglas Haseman)The final segment of our recording with Houston comic Douglas Haseman. Topics include computers, cheese, computer cheese, fishing, canceled comics, and stealing valor at chain restaurants. Drew also does an "ad read" and struggles to understand what an acronym is.
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Community ShowerEpisode 57 - Can I Borrow a Feeling (Part 2 with Douglas Haseman)Continuing on with Douglas Haseman as our guest, we discuss Thanksgiving leftovers, terrible dicks, standup comedy, dishwashers, getting high (of course), getting mistaken for developmentally disabled (not necessarily connected to the former topic), and more. Listen to learn what REALLY happened to Fidel Castro. Bonus: the official(ly improvised) Community Shower rap!
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Community ShowerEpisode 56 - Loogie Shoes (Part 1 with Douglas Haseman)Houston comic Douglas Haseman is our guest this week, joining Nath and Drew for an extra-long conversation that we managed to get three episodes of material from. Listen on for topics like political satire of the 2000s, how to get out of a DUI, Facebook dramatists, weird places to cum, local drinking in Houston, and of course, our weekly segments on the computer-internet-pornography axis, being a comedian, and I Think You Should Leave. Listen to the troubleshooting part at the beginning so we can get our plugs in.
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Community ShowerEpisode 55 - Malecum seX (Buy Justin's Home Address)Second half of last week's episode, after Justin showed up. We recap the first half for him so he can riff on it. Seriously though, we also talk about where he's been, what he's doing, opportunities to invest in Community Shower, Adam Sandler, the British, and, well, getting high. Shit’s funny.
Baby Cakes is 30, not 13. Whoops.
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Community ShowerEpisode 54 - Critical Gay QueeryWe dug deep and recorded a double episode this week. First half is just Nath and Drew, with riffs about edibles, family, canceled people, Medina (both the city and Funky Cold), sketch comedy, and the happenings of the day. It's fuckin' good, just listen and find out for yourself.
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Community ShowerEpisode 53 - Jarnald CumsfeldJustin messed up his audio, but he didn't talk much anyway, so we only had to cut a couple of sections. (You do need to know at some point he pronounced “Catholic” like it rhymes with “alcoholic.”) We also cut a section that was just us watching an entire I Think You Should Leave sketch. The rest includes discussions about what’s in the news, the art of Ben Garrison, performing standup and the Houston comedy scene, and the grossest thing Drew has found on the Internet yet.
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Community ShowerEpisode 52 - Derek Chauvin Speedrun ChallengeNumbers are down, so I’m going to go back to describing the episodes more. Just the original three fellas here, and we cover a number of topics, from big news stories of 2004 (Bill O’Reilly lawsuit) or 1983 (got distracted and moved on before we figured it out). Plus the usual mix of funny personal stories, funny riffs, terrible things we found on the Internet, and more. Featuring ATF self-owns.
We had to record early this week, so we missed all the late-breaking news, but rest assured we’ll cover it next episode.
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Community ShowerEpisode 51 - Huge Balldo-eatin’ Virus (Sparkling HIV From Poo-Poo Pussy) (Who Would Win In A Fight Between Madea and the White Chicks)I promise, I’m so self-conscious
That’s why my Balldo always wears one of my watches
-Kanye West, “Balldo Falls Down”
We decided this was episode 51 and not 50 because we wanted to save episode 50 for a really special one. Maybe the live episode we’re doing in Austin in August! Come visit then for some fun. (Which dates? Well, listen to the episode.)
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Community ShowerEpisode 49 - Pussy Lovin' JonesRemember when musicians used to have cool names like Jelly Roll Morton? We talk about what that would be like if more musicians did that. Of course there’s more, but don’t you want it to be a surprise?
Drew edited this one, which is why it's late, because he sent me the wrong file Thursday night.
2021-06-201h 17
Community ShowerEpisode 48 - Spot a Guy (Gay Spotify)We called the episode that because when we didn’t have any ideas for material we kept trying to think of gay versions of bands and songs. And sometimes we just listened to songs about dudes becoming gay, like Frank Zappa’s “Bobby Brown Goes Down.” Happy Pride Month
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Community ShowerEpisode 47 - Gay Navy StorageReminiscing on the heyday of the British Navy, specifically the part where families sent their gay sons there because monasteries had fallen out of style.
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Community ShowerEpisode 46b - Gay Drew in Outer SpacePart 2! Nath delves probably too deeply into his old personal life, Seal fans will want to stick it out, and some other funny stuff happens too. Don’t trust TV shows about standup.
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Community ShowerEpisode 46a - Steven Seagal Chinese Dating AppOG episode! Just the original three boys, talking about Steven Seagal, China, and some other things. We went really long, so we split it into two recordings, and since we didn’t bring you a full episode last week, we’re putting both out now.
2021-05-2858 min
Community ShowerEpisode 45 - Homeopussy with Joe EsquivelIt’s like homeopathy but for vaginas. Unfortunately, you won’t hear the rest of that bit (or the bit in the header image) because technical problems meant we lost about an hour of recording there. But you will hear some stuff about racism and what should be the final moment in “cancel culture.” And hey, since we released a minisode this week, if you listen to them both… it’s still not an hour. We’ll be back next week with a full-length episode. Drew did a good job salvaging this one, so next time you see him thank him (if...2021-05-2121 min
Community ShowerEpisode 44.5 - Minisode: Tyrone McHinchcliffeDrew and I got drunk (independently of each other) one night last week and decided to record our conversation. Drew salvaged about 17 minutes of the hour, so we decided to share it with you. Sorry Drew echoes so much in my mic, I was too drunk to set up my fancy equipment so I just used my shitty headset.
2021-05-1817 min
Community ShowerEpisode 44 - Guy Who Played Forrest Gump Fan Club with Adam Radliff
Part 2 of our conversation with Adam Radliff. We continue our discussion of an alternate-universe Tom Hanks filmography, favorite and less-favorite movies, and people who are more successful than us but definitely allegedly pedophiles. We also make fun of Drew for eating too many edibles "as a bit" and then being unable to talk.
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Community ShowerEpisode 43 - Rated Hard R with Adam RadliffWe've got another two-parter with you, as Houston comic Adam Radliff joins Nath and Drew on the mic for what I'm sure is a very sincere discussion on racism in movies and in history. Plus, the life and times of newly-divorced Bill Gates. Also Nath tries to eat an entire tray of cocktail shrimp and Drew tries to eat an entire bag of edibles, as a bit.
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Community ShowerEpisode 42 - Stone Cold Stephen F. Austin (Part 2 with Jesse James)We continue our conversation with Jesse James, now with more peeing, more talk about drinking, and more Wife Guy stuff. I don’t remember if this half or the last half had more stuff about the horrific eating practices of the other two guys on mic. But there are stories about planes and cars and Vegas at least. And another Roots bit. I don't remember everything; it'll have been at least nine days since we recorded by the time you read this. Just enjoy the ride.
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Community ShowerEpisode 41 - Ferris Buellshit (Part 1 with Jesse James)The guest thing went so well last time we decided to do it again. Justin couldn't make it, so our guest this week is Jesse James (not the outlaw). We had such a good time we recorded a double-length episode and cut it in half, mostly so I wouldn't have to record, edit, and produce next week while I'm moving. Hear thoughts about women in the workforce and some of our best song parodies yet, among other things.
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Community ShowerEpisode 40 - Beau Owner with Dan Hornstein
We’ve been doing this for a whole year! How stupid are we? But to ring in year two, we decided to have a guest. Houston comic and co-host of the Where It’s At podcast Dan Hornstein joins us to riff on ridiculous childhood stories, fast food restaurants, unfortunate uses of brownface in movies, weird local commercials, and other shit that he and I remember from growing up in the 80s and 90s that Drew and Justin missed out on. If you have half as much fun listening to this one as we had making it, then it’s a good...2021-04-161h 44
Community ShowerEpisode 39 - Jay-Z The Brown Albumbig shittin, spreadin cheeks
we be big shittin from b-u-t-t
we doing big shittin up in p-a-t
it's just that jigga man, pimp c, and p-o-o-p
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Community ShowerEpisode 38 - Auto-Tune The PissIt’s like “Auto-Tune the News” but for piss.
All three of us are here for a surprisingly good episode. I'm not even gonna tell you what's in it in order to keep the surprise.
Also, Jermaine Dupri does “Welcome to Atlanta,” not Outkast.
Alternate episode title: Tom Meyers Leonard
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Community ShowerEpisode 37 - Drew Beats Off COVIDAll three boys are back. Drew’s here to tell you about his brush with COVID, Justin reports in from Margaritaville, and Nath fights through some technical difficulties. We also wrote a bit about Gary Numan’s “Cars” beforehand, and it’s not terrible.
This is a surprisingly sincere episode, as Drew and Nath end up getting into personal topics about trauma and being neuroatypical. Of course it’s buried in the middle of the stupid and offensive stuff, so good luck finding that in between all the talk about blind musicians, TV standards and practices, and the intricac...2021-03-051h 27
Community ShowerEpisode 36 - Community Golden Shower: Genie Pissing In A BottleThis might be our most offensive episode ever. Drew is dying of COVID so his Make-A-Wish was to try to set the podcast record for saying a certain word. We’re taking it back to the 90s, and by that I mean “a time when network sitcoms could make an entire episode about a character pretending to be developmentally disabled.” But there’s also stuff about cartoons for adults and presidential impressions. And the first 40 minutes are safe for work. Bob Dylan come on our podcast.
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Community ShowerEpisode 35 - Bong Hits For The HomelessRush Limbaugh is dead, Nath is laid up with a bad back, Drew is coming up with riffs for other comics, and much more. Listen to learn about the twin histories of Chuck E. Cheese and Showbiz Pizza, Drew's standup road trip, conditions in Houston, Disney origin stories, Sylvester Stallone's turn in a musical, and much more, including a remote correspondence from Justin.
Alternate title for this episode: Childbirth Edging Video
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Community ShowerEpisode 34 - 12 Years a Slave RemasteredThe title comes from a great joke Drew made after we stopped recording, although we do talk about 12 Years a Slave. Also covered: Being late everywhere; the worst Tik Tok trend ever; the era of Limon; many different new types of guys. Justin's audio dropped out for a bit in the middle there, but Drew and Nath talk a lot so it should be fine. Justin does have a weird story about a lady collecting cigarette butts and getting DNA from them to recreate people's faces. Check out some of Vice's hard hitting journalism in the header.
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Community ShowerEpisode 33 - GameStonk Inspiration CubeCan’t have a podcast this week without talking about GameStop stock, so we take a little time to do that. It’s Nath and Justin on the mic this week, as we waited for Drew to get home to start but then he was too drunk to record. Also: Video games, other social media hustlegrind frauds, the adventures of Rico Bussey Jr., Rappin' Ronnie Reagan, and the Joel Osteen Inspiration Cube.
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Community ShowerEpisode 32 - The Titties and Prostates EpisodeIt’s an hour with all three of us talking about dumb smart guys, fitness guys, kratom, street ball, favorite tweeters, British food, white people’s idea of the “crazy friend,” memes of years past, and maybe even the titular subject. Listen to find out!
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Community ShowerEpisode 31 - Ruth Gaydar BinsburgDrew and Nath recorded in the wee hours because they’re fucked up people with problems. See what happens to our brain at 5 AM after some drinks! We talk Senate elections, social media hustlegrinders, sadboy rappers, setups and streaming, and sing with the help of our fill-in third host. Then we ran out of material so Drew reads r/neoliberal for reasons still unknown at this time.
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Community ShowerEpisode 30 - Michael Vick Innocence ProjectAll three of the Shower Boys are back to give you a Christmas gift of our 30th episode! There’s a whole lot of culture going on here-- video games, sports, TV, the Internet, alcohol, Politic’s-- while we also do some of the great, classic riffing you know us for. Happy holidays.
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Community ShowerEpisode 29 - Chili's Dick in My MouthNath and Drew hop on the graveyard shift to give you a show of what’s going on in their heads when they stay up too long. We talk about other podcasts that aren’t as good as us, committed MAGA patriot Bernie Johnson, the adventures of John McAfee, Obama’s recent foray back into the public eye, the McShitter, and catching up on the saga of Asif, Mudahir, and Salman. Of course, you’ll have to listen to find out what the title means.
Bonus audio intro: Drew saying goodbye to his dad as he leaves the hous...2020-12-071h 07
Community ShowerEpisode 28 - Iranian Clown PosseWe’ve got big news: Justin’s back! With the Shower Gang at full force, we’ve got a top-tier episode for you full of Internet news and hot takes of the day, big meaty riffs, and more. Topics include fat baseball players, fat actors, athletes and their relationships with God and the justice system, conservative comedy, Politics, and more.
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Community ShowerEpisode 27 - Scum TownCommunity Shower is now on Spotify and Apple!
https://open.spotify.com/show/6HUPQnBFaKCBMKsIC9CoP4
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/community-shower/id1538099960
This episode, we consider rebranding opportunities to draft off the popularity of other podcasts. Listen to learn what “RIP Grandma” is. Drew poses several hypothetical questions, largely involving funerals and Seinfeld. RIP Leslie Nielsen, a true king. Also, your usual hurricane of piss jokes, 9/11 jokes, and race-based-but-not-racist puns.
Zookdook’s “RIP Grandma” videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5RZ8k6iQik
https://www.youtub...2020-11-061h 39
Community ShowerEpisode 26 - Bhorat BhabieNath and Drew rediscover their love of music and karaoke, while also riffing on FM radio DJs, jazz, Saturday Night Live, Jeffrey Epstein, and how conservative pundits manage to look 15 and 45 at the same time, all while watching Monday Night Football!
Thanks to the Five Satins, In Living Color, Brass Eye, Boy Box, Rachel Platten, Mourning Ritual, and Nick Cave for allowing us use of their intellectual property despite seeking no permission whatsoever.
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Community ShowerEpisode 25 - Marvin Wizard's Imaginarium for Emotionally Stunted AdultsCelebrate our 25th episode! Marvel at our seven-minute cold open! Discuss terrible psychics with us! Learn about new opportunities to invest in Community Shower! It’s all here and more!
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Community ShowerEpisode 24 - BuzzFeed Quiz: Which Dog Boner Ginsburg Are You?After a week off, we return with an extra-long episode! There's even some good stuff in there among the dog penis content. Drew tries not to get banned from the Bills Mafia Facebook group. Nath gets a good Joe Biden run in there. And, well, a whole lot of BuzzFeed and Clickhole quizzes in the second half.
Conveniently divided into acts by theme song!
ACT I: Microphone Problems
ACT II: Dog Boner Facts
ACT III: Other Boner Facts
ACT IV: Reboot to Normal Podcast
ACT V: BuzzFeed Quizzes
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Community ShowerEpisode 23 - Keep 9/11 WeirdWe remember 9/11 in the only way we know how: 9/11 jokes. Plus: Remembering Cap City, more Forrest Gump bits, prank stories, and weird things we found online.
The Mr. Show “Gay Son” sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2bOcEWBJxw
2020-09-1151 min
Community ShowerEpisode 22 - Pedal Pumping Pirate PartyWhat’s pedal pumping? Did Justin get abducted by Margaritavillian pirates? Are the Democrats a political party? Answers to these questions and more, like “What happened in Rockets-Thunder game 7?” and “What’s O.J. Simpson up to?” and “What of modern man’s relationship with stew?” on this week’s Community Shower!
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Community ShowerEpisode 21 - RIP DadGood news! Nath’s dad is alive, so we didn’t have to scrap this episode. But we were worried about Hurricane Laura, so we speculated on what might happen to WAP (Wet Ass Pouisiana). We also answer reader mail, talk liquor, debate the quality of our theme song, rewrite Forrest Gump, and, naturally, Drew finds more weird shit on the Internet. Plus: Timecube and the Jesse Ventura story!
Speaking of hurricanes, Justin’s having equipment issues so it’s just Nath and Drew this time, but we hope to have the whole shower gang back together soon!2020-08-281h 08
Community ShowerEpisode 20 - Autistic Italian CuisineA very educational episode for you as Nath and Drew discuss their life experiences and struggles as Italian-Americans, and those of others, such as Leonardo DiCaprio and the childhood bullying he dealt with. Also featuring segments on Trémaux's algorithm, Shadow the Hedgehog, and terrible cooking videos.
Leonardo DiCaprio documentary clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0CSSykJ9aE
Watch this video. Trust us. https://www.reddit.com/r/justforsocialmedia/comments/i84jqz/shooting_yourself_in_the_nuts/
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Community ShowerEpisode 19 - Tears in Heaven (God's Caliber Remix)What’s the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine? Listen to the new episode to find out! You’ll also find out where exactly “God’s Caliber” comes from, and you can listen to us listen to shitty flute and recorder versions of popular songs and TV theme songs.
Drew forgot to record his track. I don’t know if that fucks up the whole thing, but there was enough funny material on here to release anyway. If you want more from Drew, you can watch the comedy show we did on Facebook Live Thursday nig...2020-08-161h 16
Community ShowerEpisode 18 - 78 Minutes of Chinese Hurricane Moped FootageOkay, it's not actually an entire episode of Chinese hurricane moped footage. Just a little bit. We also visit Jose Canseco's Twitter feed and car wash, and pay tribute to Wilford Brimley, or at least to his WikiFeet page.
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Community ShowerEpisode 17 - Emerson, Lake & ShowerThe discovery of the Discord Rhythm bot leads to a lot of jamming out and chill vibes this episode. Donate to our Patreon for bonus vibe content. The boys catch up on what they've been up to, favorite TV shows, and one particular billboard juxtaposition. Also, I think we really nailed it with the jokes in this one. Sorry Justin that I talked over you so much.
Nath's favorite Red Hot Chili Peppers songs: https://twitter.com/nathwithanh/status/1008164285393063937
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Community ShowerEpisode 16 - John Wilkes Booth Was a Sex ManiacAnother unearthed lost episode! We lost Justin's connection early and unfortunately his audio, but in the Italian food section he's talking about the delicacy of dolphin neck. We offer suggestions to heal America (and reject hopepunk as one of them), discuss how to post well, the origins of the term "key fob," and, as the title suggests, the reputation and predilections of one John Wilkes Booth.
If you want to watch along with the video at 22:39, here's the link. Be warned, you probably don't:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b9iGSP4mgk2020-07-241h 08
Community ShowerEpisode 15 - DIY Circumcision ForumTHE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN! Finally, all three of your hosts are together again. We touch on Justin’s new Ryan Murphy podcast, the passing of Mary Kay Letourneau, newspaper cartoonists of the 1990s and where they are now, and Silent Night, Deadly Night II. You’ll just have to listen if you want to find out where the episode title comes from.
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Community ShowerEpisode 14 - Family Friendly Fun Bridge FactsBig Coolin', it's a thing I say, that I've always said. We discuss all sorts of topics, from ghost fucking to Sex and the City 2 to unique uses for drywall and, yes, the titular family friendly fun bridge facts.
2020-07-1059 min
Community ShowerEpisode 13 - Back in the Shower AgainCLASSIC ROCK RIFFS AND TODAY'S BIGGEST HITS! Drew's back, and he joins Nath in reminiscing about the heydays of disc jockeys, the Beastie Boys, and terrible experiences performing standup. If we mentioned your product on the show, please sponsor us!
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