Conor@destructoid.com (Destructoid.com)

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Reetin Podcast Podcast 46In this episode of the podcast, Reetin, Aroah, and Conor talk about Microsoft, Jim Sterling, and Hulk Hogan's penis.Hulk Hogan v Gawker: http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/686755-major-update-hulk-hogan-vs-gawker-verdict-is-in-did-hogan-win-the-100-million-he-was-seeking#/slide/1Jim Sterling Sued: http://www.destructoid.com/indie-developer-digital-homicide-sues-jim-sterling-349283.phtmlMicrosoft Cross-Platform: http://www.destructoid.com/microsoft-just-unleashed-a-huge-bomb-open-cross-platform-play-348579.phtmlSony Cross Platform: http://www.destructoid.com/sony-says-it-is-open-to-any-publishers-or-developers-who-are-interested-in-cross-platform-play--349096.phtmlSony Hesitant: http://www.destructoid.com/sony-seems-hesitant-on-cross-network-play-with-xbox-349512.phtmlOculus Games: http://www.destructoid.com/here-are-all-the-games-launching-with-the-oculus-rift-this-month-349137.phtml#postSony VR Profit: http://www.destructoid.com/ps-vr-is-going-to-make-a-profit-at-launch-for-sony-349104.phtmlPlaystation...

2016-03-211h 04

Radio Destructoid Radio D 055 - MAGFest 13 or: Burning Man for Indoor KidsFeast your ears on Radio Destructoid episode 055 - MAGFest 13 or: Burning Man for Indoor Kids! This episode has Conor sporadically recording bits of randomness from MAGFest 13, being joined by Mr. Mxyxptlk (former host Aaron), drinking too much, and talking to anyone that would say a few words! Apologies for the sound quality, but this was all done on a phone in the middle of thousands of people. That said, enjoy!

2015-02-1600 min

Radio Destructoid Radio D 054 - Dammit MonkHere's Radio Destructoid Episode 054 - Dammit Monk! This week we have one of the chillest episodes ever, as it's just Conor, Bill, and guest Super Monk Forever shooting the shit. We get way off topic more than once, talk about what it means to be a gamer, and tell stories about why Monk is a detestable human being. Also, Conor lays down a list of irrefutable facts, Bill names some things he doesn't like, and Monk gets yelled at a lot. Enjoy! Break song: Ghost by Mystery Skulls Twitter (http://twitter.co...

2015-02-0300 min

Radio Destructoid Radio D 053 - Talkin' NintendoHere's Radio Destructoid Episode 053 - Talkin' Nintendo! In this episode: Conor is still pissed at The Evil Within, Kyle is bested by children in The Last of Us, Bill talks about his Withcer 2 experience, and guest host Robin aka Mr. November lives the Smash Bros lifestyle! We also discuss a bunch of Nintendo related stuff, Kyle gets sleepy, and goddamn it would you guys stop talking about fucking pokémon! Break song: Sleeping in the Flowers by They Might Be Giants Twitter (http://twitter.com/radiodtoid) Facebook (http://www.fac...

2015-01-1000 min

Radio Destructoid Radio D 052 - Worst Episode EverHere's Radio Destructoid Episode 052 - Worst Episode Ever! In this episode: Andy takes hosting duties from a very drunk Conor, Conor is super obnoxious and shares a sexy port-o-pottie story, Kyle gets deep in his feelings about hunting, Bill hordes amiibos, Occams does... Occams, and guest host Chris aka Hyper Lemon Buster Cannon says things he regrets! We also discuss some stuff, but seriously, this is the worst episode we've ever done. Enjoy! Break song: Tricky - RUN-DMC Twitter (http://twitter.com/radiodtoid) Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/groups/546211208756141/)...

2015-01-0400 min

Radio Destructoid Radio D 051: Mewling Cabbage ChildrenHere's Radio Destructoid Episode 051 - Mewling Cabbage Children! In this episode we're joined by our new hosts Bill and Occam! Andy gets his wish of Netflix achievements and is good at Titanfall, Occams and Conor almost start a comic book podcast, Kyle was a bad customer, and Bill describes the success metric for malls. Also, Conor edits for the first time! There's no intro, and he forgot to put in the segment breaks, so feel free to tell him he's awful and lazy. While we're talking about things we messed up, we forgot to pick a listener quest...

2014-12-1500 min

Radio Destructoid Radio D 050 - The Louis ConundrumHere's Radio Destructoid Episode 050 - The Louis Conundrum! In our golden anniversary episode: Aaron is absolved of all racial sins, Conor collects body parts and aspires to be a drifter, Andy REALLY likes Cupcake Wars, and guest host Jack aka Jack Shadow spooks sharks and is keeping it gangsta! We also discuss puny human children, Hyrule Warriors, handies from K. K. Slider, Amiibos, Theatrhythm Final Fantasy: Curtain Call, Dungeons & Dragoning, stupid sexy consoles, Warlords of Draenor, fun things to microwave, Never Alone, our favorite bsdm movie, and good Atari Jaguar games! Also: Cubone is metal as fuck, the Yoshis...

2014-11-2800 min

Radio Destructoid Radio D 049 - Ass Creed Bro HoHere's Radio Destructoid Episode 049 - Ass Creed Bro Ho! In this episode: Aaron watches some wrasslin', Andy gets sucked into Minecraft, Conor has got legit builds, Kyle likes the noises people on fire make, and guest host Jim aka OpiumHerz is dry and flaccid... for now! We also discuss horrible ways to die, The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth, good and bad Alien games, creepy digital Kevin Spacey, hate crimes, Mario Kart 8 DLC, Playstation TV, corrupting the youth, favorite Art Bell callers, centaurs, the BK Kids Club, and the proper care of clones! Also: Uncle Bloodspray reads us a gritty...

2014-11-1400 min

Radio Destructoid Radio D 048 - Nerd HerdingHere's Radio Destructoid Episode 048 - Nerd Herding! In this spoooooky episode: Aaron plays his animal chore-simulator, Conor goes to the Ohio Game Developers Expo and drinks too much, Kyle eats a mango, and guest host Miguel Piña tells us how he accidentally became producer for Kerbal Space Program! We also discuss Spore, terrifying animal robots, Drakengard 3, games that deserve remakes, terrifying McDonaldland characters, Civilization: Beyond Earth, poop-socking, terrifying video games, Samurai Pizza Cats, Pokemon Rule 34, and of course Kerbal Space Program! Also: Conor checks out his virtual rack with a Oculus Rift and we bitch about Animal Crossing. We...

2014-10-3100 min

Radio Destructoid Radio D 047 - Kurt Sparrow: Super SpyHere's Radio Destructoid Episode 047 - Kurt Sparrow: Super Spy! In this episode: Aaron ain't afraid of no ghosts, Andy travels through time, Conor abuses his handicap to skip lines, Kyle doesn't speak Korean, and guest host Matt aka The Scholarly Gamer tells us about the magical land of Canada! We also discuss David Bowie's bulge, Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel, Japanese porn, polar bears fighting demons, Shadow of Mordor, Alien: Isolation, a damn fine cup of coffee, spooky games, delicious poutine, knockoffs on the Google Play store, how not to prepare for a panel at MAGFest, Dtoid orgies, and Jennifer Connelly's...

2014-10-1700 min

Radio Destructoid Radio D 046 - SeppukumonHere's Radio Destructoid Episode 046 - Seppukumon! In this episode: Aaron succumbs to Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Andy does nothing, Conor is making a mysterious game, Kyle loves the white chowder, and guest host Chad aka Meanderbot dreams of a bionic camera eye! We also discuss Hyrule Warriors, Persona 4 Arena Ultimax, Danger 5, erotic Sonic fan fiction, erotic Wario fan art, Googling what those dogs are doing, how the Hobbit movies are too damn long, hashtag terrorism, movies that may or may not have been made by Don Bluth, GILFs, and fucking Mass Effect. Again. Also, so many tangents! Jim aka...

2014-10-0300 min

Radio Destructoid Radio D 045 - Mario PoopsHere's Radio Destructoid Episode 045 - Mario Poops! In this episode: Aaron is ready to R-P-G, Andy traumatizes his child, Conor talks about puking in a bathtub, Kyle dreams of destroying planets, and guest host Bill aka ChillyBilly gives some terrible advice on how to get into e3! We also discuss drinking our own piss, girly drinks, being blown away by polygons, 90's shooters, Kerbal Space Program, torture porn films, dungeons & dragons, virtual boobs, and the cblog editor finally gets an update! Andy also gives away some of his extra Humble Bundle games, if you asked a question this episode...

2014-09-2800 min

Radio Destructoid Radio D 044 - Reading is the WorstHere's Radio Destructoid Episode 044 - Reading is the Worst! In this episode: Aaron fucks up words a lot, Conor rollercoastered too hard, Capcom stole Kyle's thoughts, and guest host Trent aka Captain 'Merica still needs your help! We also discuss Guardians of the Galaxy, why the PS Vita should be doing better, exploding cum murder, games everyone but you loves, games everyone but you hates, the lack of Marvel movie games, the awesomeness of Star Wars: Episode 1 Racer, murderous mechanical bears, and vomiting in public. We also give away a copy of Dragon's Crown on Vita, if you asked...

2014-09-0500 min

Radio Destructoid Radio D 043 - Live blogs from the ApocalypseHere's Radio Destructoid Episode 043 - Live blogs from the Apocalypse! In this technically difficult episode: Aaron saves time on editing, Conor commits bioterrorism at Taco Bell, Kyle doesn't regret The Last of Us, and Joanna returns to delight us with more Masterspam Theatre! We also discuss the toxic space algae and cat shit parasite conspiracy, Juggalos, furries, and otherkin (oh my!), the Southwest NARP, forums badges, community podcasts, cannibalism, potty emergencies, and HD remakes we'd like to see, Sadly part of this recording was mysteriously lost. You know who to blame and how they should be punished. Congrats to...

2014-08-0800 min

Radio Destructoid Radio D 042 - Nice Hot MikeHere's Radio Destructoid Episode 042 - Nice Hot Mike! In this episode: Aaron is faced with an editing dilemma, Andy watches Netflix, Conor is all about the grimey lifestyle, Kyle strokes a tree, and guest host Mike aka PhilKenSebben tells us why he's going to hell. We also discuss cartoons based on comic books, hedgehog detectives, Streetpasses, Club Nintendo disappointment, cutscenes, HD remakes, horrible superhero origins, gas station sushi, and we watch One Guy One Jar yet again! We also have a bitchin' new show logo courtesy of Roberto Plankton! Break song: Spose - My Love In You...

2014-07-2500 min

Radio Destructoid Radio D 041 - Romancing Keith DavidHere's Radio Destructoid Episode 041 - Romancing Keith David! In this episode: Aaron sucks at tie-dyeing, Andy rises from his grave, Conor knows Skeletor, Kyle Shovel Knights the hardest, and guest host Pawel aka nanashi teaches us about HAM. We also discuss the disturbing lack of They Live slash fiction on the Internet, the drawbacks of smearing shit on walls, how to pronounce Ys, more e3 impressions, our gaming guilty pleasures, celebrity breakdowns, licensed games, and our Steam Summer Sale purchases. Plus: Kyle and Andy watch One Guy One Jar for the first time! Thanks to Roberto Plankton for designing...

2014-07-1100 min

Radio Destructoid Radio D 040 - Drug-Laced PacifiersHere's Radio Destructoid Episode 040 - Drug-Laced Pacifiers! In this episode: Aaron succumbs to Nintendo, Kyle freaks out over Captain Toad, Conor is a magical creature only Mxy can hear, and guest host Zach aka pk fire is not a 12-year-old kid. We also discuss cell shading, crippled PC ports, gaming obsessions, our favorite games from e3, Phil Fish tweeting things, weird games, visual novels, and infinite David Bowies. Congrats to Robert Cisneros for asking the most thought-provoking listener question this episode, he wins a copy of World End Economica! Last chance to send in submissions for our new show...

2014-06-2700 min

Radio Destructoid Radio D 038 - Don't Porn on PodcastHere's Radio Destructoid Episode 038 - Don't Porn on Podcast! In this episode: Aaron's kiddo is a dick, Kyle prepares for the apocalypse by shiving people in the neck, Conor is the Governor of TVs, Beccy doesn't need cyber-vikings in her life, and guest host Jordan aka jackal27 is a videogame smuggler. We also discuss fist parties, getting owned online, magical spirit girls, NARPing for charity, super game jams, killing dragons with our bare hands, the glory days of arcades, remembering the Nintendo Wifi connection and other lost games, the Wii U, fist fighting the Pope, Star Wars games, and...

2014-05-3000 min

Radio Destructoid Radio D 036 - The Totality of TacosHere's Radio Destructoid Episode 036 - The Totality of Tacos! In this episode: Aaron is the hero this podcast deserves, Kyle licked a guy to death, Conor admits he enjoyed E.T. on Atari, and guest host Chris aka Gatorsax has a mysterious profession only the most astute listeners will be able to figure out! We also discuss the late Billy Corgan, MST3K, Shadowrun Returns, Half Minute Hero, Rock Band nostalgia, how we need another Bushnell, PAX South vs MAGFest, eating M&M's in a cave, amusement parks, internet friends, and holy crap there are lots of Shin Megami...

2014-05-1700 min

Radio Destructoid Radio D 034 - ConorElsea.comHere's Radio Destructoid Episode 034 - ConorElsea.com! In this Native American-themed episode: Aaron sticks it to Verizon, Kyle has been luftrausing, Conor has a new homepage at ConorElsea.com, and guest host JackShadow shares her favorite Forums and PAX adventures! We also discuss Jack's upcoming radio show, Minecraft obsessions, Prison Architecting, FIRE BAD, impersonating a technowizard, creepy white people, upcoming NARPS, twitter activism, slow versus fast zombies, and Facebook buying Occulus Rift. Break song: "Dr. Peace: The Virgin Child Makes Her Wish" by Masatoshi Moriwaki and Goichi Suda (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_erxbjJzfo)

2014-04-0400 min

Radio Destructoid Radio D 033 - Race the FlushHere's Radio Destructoid Episode 033 - Race the Flush! In this episode: Aaron terrifies his child, Kyle has Dark Souls II madness, Conor is done with corgis, and returning guest host BobbyRobbBob AKA TriplZer0 shares his history as a Spice Girl! We also talk about where Portland gets its meth, Steamboxes, being crescent fresh, Kickstarters, memorable Zelda moments, praising Lord Helix, The Last Guardian, tips for podcasting, the Dtoid community event at PAX East, bad customer service and retail stories, and pronouncing things wrong. Also, Bobby is giving away free digital copies of his novel to Dtoiders, and tells us ab...

2014-03-2100 min

Radio Destructoid Radio D 032 - Songs for Suicide Girls to Strip ToHere's Radio Destructoid Episode 032 - Songs for Suicide Girls to Strip To! In this episode: Aaron tries not to starve, Kyle demands more mountain goats in games, Conor is still talking about World of Warcraft, and guest host Dan AKA Nihil shares his favorite Werewolf memories. We also talk about mysterious bar cats, online games lost to time, movies based on games, playing Gameboy on the toilet until our legs go numb, how to earn the Eighth Anniversary badge, Jesus Christ what the fuck waffles oh my god shitface, and Conor faces a coked-up bear. Break song: "Y...

2014-03-1800 min

Radio Destructoid Radio D 031 - Bad Secret SantaHere's Radio Destructoid Episode 031 - Bad Secret Santa! In this episode: Aaron blursts all over Minotaur China Shop, Kyle has no idea how to MMO, Conor tells us about his days spent as a galley slave, and guest host Darren AKA Dexter345 freaking loves space. We also talk about how everyone's out of fucks for Layton, our favorite things to murder in video games, stupid IAPs in games, secondhand cock rings, our spirit animals, and why you should be playing Werewolf. Plus a new Masterspam Theatre from Joanna and some bonus Conor stories after the closing song! Br...

2014-02-2700 min

Radio Destructoid Radio D 030 - COMMUNITOID evolved into RADIO D!Here's Radio Destructoid (née Communitoid) Episode 030 - COMMUNITOID evolved into RADIO D! In this episode: Aaron got an awesome hoodie, Conor experiments with adulthood, Kyle has a pretty voice, and Rick hates Journey. We also talk about weirdos in online games, early access titles, how much we love indie games, the "are games art?" question, obsolete technology, Steam sales and Humble Bundles, blood thieves, and the secret of Mxy's sexiness. Also, HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY BECCY! Listen, enjoy, and tell your friends! Break song: "I Need Your Love ft. Ellie Goulding (Chiptune Remix)" by DJ CUTMAN - Ca...

2014-02-1500 min

Radio Destructoid Communitoid Episode 029 - Romcom VoltronHere's Communitoid Episode 029 - Romcom Voltron! In this episode: Andy cheats on us with Podtoid, Aaron rabbles about almost-frozen Cokes like an insane person, Conor has the MAGFlu, new regular host Kyle paid $40 to make girls squeal, and guest host Eric aka MuddBstrd loves boner dick potato sauce. We also discuss MAGFest, how awesome the Dreamcast was, pronouncing .GIF, balloon TARDISes, and chaining people up against their will. Plus there's a new MasterSpam Theatre from Joanna! Enjoy! We've picked our new show name, look for that next episode! Break song: “The Ness Shot” by Joshua Morse...

2014-02-1200 min

Radio Destructoid Communitoid Episode 028 - Live from MAGFest 12Here's Communitoid Episode 028 - Live from MAGFest 12! Conor and Aaron talk with bunches of Dtoiders (and the occasional random stranger), smoke with cigarettes, and get progressively more drunk throughout the show! Topics include the community panel, who threw up in the shower, cosplaying air hockey players, karaoke, possible prostitutes, cameltoe-inspired indie games, Starkey's penis, paying it forward, broken games in the arcade, addiction, and why MAGFest is so awesome. Enjoy! Check out the pics Chad took during the con! (https://www.dropbox.com/sh/mabb66vdicdxdla/RrXHNQarYs) Follow us @Communitoid (http://twitter.com/communitoid) on Twitter and join our Facebook gro...

2014-02-0200 min

Radio Destructoid Communitoid Episode 027 - Touched by an UncleHere's Communitoid Episode 027 - Touched by an Uncle! In this episode: Andy's bitter that he's dead, Aaron talks about the time he narrowly avoided a probable monkey attack while dressed as Santa, Conor mancrushes on Marc Maron (LOCK THE GATES!), and our new co-host Rick AKA KingFoom plays way more videogames than the rest of us. We also discuss It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, some rip-off of Ninja Fishing on Android, community chess and pokemon tourneys, playing mind-games with strangers in Minecraft, good comic book videogames, and CHRISTMAASSS. Enjoy! ATTENTION! The MAGFest panel will be FRIDAY at 2:30pm...

2013-12-3100 min

Radio Destructoid Communitoid Episode 026 - Social Justice For Camels!Here's Communitoid Episode 026 - Social Justice For Camels! In this Giant-Size episode: Aaron is too much of a wuss to play Team Fortess 2, Joanna is a quitter, Conor sings us the song of his people, Andy advocates stealing children, and Jim AKA OpiumHerz teaches us some German-talk . We also discuss scat porn, ponder why God hasn't created real-life Pokemon, Having no mouths and being unable to scream, making the community more awesome, censorship in games, and awesome game manuals. Sorry about the annoying background noise in the latter part of the episode. Stay tuned after the credits for a sp...

2013-12-2300 min

Radio Destructoid Communitoid Episode 025 - The CalviningHere's Communitoid Episode 025 - The Calvining! In this extremely belated episode: Aaron has his morals tested by Papers, Please, Joanna doesn't get the Stanley Parable, Conor wants to see his mother emotionally crushed by The Walking Dead, and Peter AKA KingSigy wakes some winds in HD. We also discuss how Heavy Rain is a bad game, how Fables: A Wolf Among Us Episode One is a great game, creepers in online games, NES Four Score/SNES Multitap titles, and having our wisdom teeth out. Enjoy! ATTENTION! We're playing a revamp of Communitoid soon, including a new title tha...

2013-12-0800 min

Radio Destructoid Communitoid Episode 024 - IT'S OUR BIRTHDAYHere's Communitoid Episode 024 - IT'S OUR BIRTHDAY! In this episode Aaron gets hooked on Sleepy Hollow, Joanna celebrates her Lazer Anniversary, Conor realizes he hates jam bands, and Andy shows up eventually. We also discuss Steven King, Conor pitches a gritty Super Mario Bros. reboot, Mxy sings, we learn about sounding, and IT'S OUR BIRTHDAY! Enjoy! Break song: "Eddie" from The Rocky Horror Picture Show as performed by Mxy & Friends (http://weirdochurch.com/podcasts-2/rocky-horror-radio-show-new-podcast-radio-show-live-awesome/) I'm so, so, sorry. Follow us @Communitoid (http://twitter.com/communitoid) on Twitter and join our Facebook group! (http://www.fac...

2013-11-0500 min

Radio Destructoid Communitoid Episode 023 - BattletaintsHere's Communitoid Episode 023 - Battletaints! In this episode Joanna's meth cooking scheme fails to come together, Conor gets beer in his nose, Aaron describes how the Power Glove was literally bad, and guest host Brian AKA Isay Isay is obsessed with clicking cookies. We also discuss Parks & Rec, our favorite moments playing sandbox games, videogame commercials, games that creep us out, and how much it would suck to lose both thumbs. Enjoy! Break song: Coaster (If I Ruled The World) by AdamAcH (https://soundcloud.com/ach-cue/coaster-if-i-ruled-the-world) Follow us @Communitoid (http://twitter.com/communitoid) on Tw...

2013-10-1200 min

Radio Destructoid Communitoid Episode 022 - Nailed itHere's Communitoid Episode 022 - Nailed it! In this episode Joanna becomes a soccer mom and tries not to starve, Beccy visits stately Wayne Manor, Conor shoots us all in the face, Aaron won't stop making podcasts, and guest host Eric AKA Swishiee AKA the StreetPass Monster tells us about the time he watched Gobun poop. We also welcome a shit-ton of noobs, discover that Conor might be unkillable, and find out Beccy's dad is a total badass. Plus lots of PAX stories! Enjoy! Break song: Isle O Hagz (DL2K Mix) by amxwolf (http://www.newgrounds.com/audi...

2013-09-2600 min

Radio Destructoid Communitoid Episode 021 - Live from PAX!Here's Communitoid Episode 021 - Live from PAX! In this episode Conor and Beccy (and sometimes Josh) interview community members during the Dtoid party at GameWorks in Seattle! With guest appearences by lots and lots of Dtoiders! Sound quality is about what you'd expect from a recording made by drunk people during a barcade party at a gaming convention. I'm super-depressed I wasn't there! Follow us @Communitoid (http://twitter.com/communitoid) on Twitter and join our Facebook group! (http://www.facebook.com/groups/546211208756141/) If you'd like to be a guest on a future episode or want to submit a...

2013-09-1100 min

Radio Destructoid Communitoid Episode 020 - That One Time That Nun Bought You a DildoJust in time for your PAX trip, here's Communitoid Episode 020 - That One Time That Nun Bought You a Dildo! In this episode Andy urinates in his backyard, Conor got grinded on by a creepy old guy at a gay bar and later had sex, Aaron thinks cheddar biscuits are fucking awesome, Joanna is too tired to stop our shenanigans, and guest host Jerry AKA Bling Pringles hasn't read the Bibley but he took a picture of a dog. We also talk about getting married in MMOs, DuckTales (WHOO-HOO!), fight sticks, our greatest gaming achievements, and the genders of fi...

2013-08-2900 min

Radio Destructoid Communitoid Episode 019 - The Epitome of LinearHere's Communitoid Episode 019 - The Epitome of Linear! In this episode Joanna played SO MANY VIDEOGAMES, Conor is banned from talking about Animal Crossing, Aaron is a terrible rocket scientist, and guest host Addison aka Crackity Jones uncovers the secret beekeeper/fencer alliance. We also talk about mysterious old Asian men pointing to the back of WalMart, COCK SLAP, why survivor horror games aren't as good as they used to be, the Brournal Mark II making its debut, and OMG LIVE COMMUNITOID AT PAX! Enjoy! Break song: Mega Man Jam Pt 3 (Dr Wily Stage 1) by Spazer (http://www...

2013-08-1200 min

Radio Destructoid Communitoid Episode 018 - Blowjobs from a Dog Playing a GuitarHere's Communitoid Episode 018 - Blowjobs from a Dog Playing a Guitar! In this episode Conor talks about his white-boy dreads, Aaron is like a dumb thing billowing forward, and guest host Jamie aka jodaniel3 talks about how his father forced him to play videotapes as a child. We also give you Organ Trail strategies from people who haven't actually beat the game yet, we tiptoe around spoilers for The Walking Dead: 400 Days, Conor puts up a $100 bounty for a hummer from K.K. Slider, we pronounce Shin Megami Tensei correctly, and Conor and Aaron are terrible at history. Enjoy! ...

2013-07-2900 min

Radio Destructoid Communitoid Episode 017 - ChuffedHere's Communitoid Episode 017 - Chuffed! In this stupid-long episode Jo bought a new car and didn't even get a pizza, Conor went on an adventure with his pet tiger, Andy's new book Children's Songs of the Boner Sleep Fairy should be out in 2014, Beccy is sleeeepy, Aaron is a terrible role model for virtual children, and guest host ScottyG has some strong opinions about Phil Fish. We also talk about where to get clean needles, evading gypsy attacks, the mysterious ways of Canadian and British people, freedom of speech, and audiobooks about manatees read by John Lithgow. Enjoy! B...

2013-07-1600 min

Radio Destructoid Communitoid Episode 016 - The Great HeestHere's Communitoid Episode 016 - The Great Heest! This episode Aaron believes a man can fly and cause hundreds of millions of dollars in property damage, Jo talks about hitting balls, Conor survives a blue screen of death and beer cans some booze sodas, Andy will eat anything, and guest host BobbyRobbBobb AKA TriplZer0 AKA R.S. Hunter tells us about his novel The Exile's Violin and what it's like to be a writer man and expert party planner! We also talk about romancing NPCs, virtual rampages, our favorite retro games, cheese, and Red Alert fan fiction. Stay tuned after th...

2013-07-0100 min

Radio Destructoid Communitoid Episode 015 - Platymus Loves DtroidHere's Communitoid Episode 015 - Platymus Loves Dtroid! This time Aaron gets a contact high from playing Hotline Miami, Jo was too sick to videogame something, Conor tells us spooky stories, and guest host Levi AKA ZombiePlatypus treats us with an Octodad-themed Werewolf recap! Also, we talk about Arrested Development season four, how much we hate Wesley Crusher, how terrisome Super Mario Bros. The Movie was, and eating placenta. Keep listening after the closing theme to hear us talk about naked people visiting the museum, pissing in bathroom sinks at a strip club/mexican restaurant, and how Lemmy Kilmister may be...

2013-06-1700 min

Radio Destructoid Communitoid Episode 014 - Master PhilatelistHere's Communitoid Episode 014 - Master Philatelist! For the first time in Communitoid history, we have two guest hosts for double the pleasure and double the fun! This episode Jo's space ship is finally complete, Conor tries to make "Chris Cartering" a thing, Aaron can't talk good, guest host Neal aka djnealb aka djpuppy reveals that the DJ is a lie, and guest host Josh aka IcarusKills tells us about the time they smashed a lamp with Jon St. John. Also Conor and Josh give each other birthday spankings, and Andy has a special surprise for Conor after the closing theme. E...

2013-05-2500 min

Radio Destructoid Communitoid Episode 013 - Sour Cream, Mayonnaise, AIDSIt's Communitoid Episode 013 - Sour Cream, Mayonnaise, AIDS! This week Conor prepares for some D&D with fellow Dtoiders, Jo resists the urge to get verbally naked, Aaron shirks his duty, Andy's image miraculously begins appearing throughout Destructoid, and guest host / hug expert JJ McCallum recalls the time he fiddled with Conor's taint. Also JJ & Aaron get yelled at for not having played The Walking Dead yet, Panzadolphin56 recaps the Snatcher-themed Werewolf game, and we learn some British! Stay tuned after the closing theme for some bonus content. Big thanks to DJNealb for recording an intro for us! Enjoy!

2013-05-1400 min

Radio Destructoid Communitoid Episode 011 - The Grossest Fellatio EverIt's Communitoid Episode 011 - The Grossest Fellatio Ever! This week Conor joins the Dungeons & Dragons forums, Andy meets his vocal doppelganger, Jo has a geocaching adventure and battles a skunk, Aaron is baffled that nobody knows who Zartan is, and guest host Ben "AgentMOO" shares his experiences as an indie game developer. We also talk about piracy, kickstarters, next-gen consoles, and whether or not Robocop still has a penis. Plus some delightful Masterspam Theatre and tons of Listener Questions! Enjoy, and let us know what you think! Opening and closing themes by Adam AcH (http://www.bravebeat...

2013-04-1200 min

Radio Destructoid Communitoid Episode 010 - Sausage FestAs was foretold by prophecy, here is the all-Dude Bro Communitoid Episode 010 - Sausage Fest. In this episode, Aaron is exhausted, Conor turns into a robot and promises to give money to the children, Andy endorses giving alcohol to the children, and guest host Scott (aka ArcticFox, Esq.) lays some knowledge down on the Persona/Shin Megami Tensei games. No Joanna this week means nobody to keep us in line, so we get sidetracked by 80's nostaliga almost immediately, then later on things get super hot when we all start talking about erotic fanfiction and who'd we'd like to...

2013-03-2500 min

Radio Destructoid Communitoid Episode 009 - Circumstances Lead to Mannequin ApocalypseFor your listening ambivalence, here is Communitoid Episode 009 - Circumstances Lead to Mannequin Apocalypse. Our guest host is Digtastik! On this show, Conor's Halo 4 clan sucks, Jo brags once again about her team of science experts, Dig is 100% confirmed for PAX Prime, and Aaron should probably be concerned about how much his kiddo enjoys burning things. Also, we're still looking for submissions for our Communitoid Forums badge, and Conor and Aaron agree: everyone on Communitoid are assholes. Let us know what you think of the show! Opening and closing themes by Adam AcH (http://www.bravebeat.com h...

2013-03-0800 min

Radio Destructoid Communitoid Episode 007 - Stabbing Kittens in Self DefenseTake heed mortals, it's Communitoid Episode 007 - Stabbing Kittens in Self Defense! Ready your ear holes to be amazed as Joanna drinks too many Smirnoff Ices and reveals she's never seen Blade Runner, Conor loves Binary Domain and is enraged that it wasn't better received, Aaron tries to make "Japanesey" a word, and Andy shows up eventually to fret about whether or not Dead Space 3 will suck. Also, Mxy and Zodiac try to instigate a Dtoid Community civil war and we talk about how to scam lonely dudes out of free stuff in MMOs. Listen to it and let us kn...

2013-02-0600 min

Radio Destructoid Communitoid Episode 005 - Do You Even Lift?Here's the slightly longer than usual Communitoid Episode 005 - Do You Even Lift? This week Joanna experienced the glory of jump kicking zombies, Conor gives Aaron the perfect plan for a holiday suicide note, Andy's net connection is terrible and he hates you all, and guest host StriderHoang doubts you even lift. We also talk about the Anita "Starkid" Sarskeesian controversy for the first and last time ever. Enjoy the final Communitoid ever due to the upcoming Mayan Apocalypse! SPOILER ALERT! We talk about The Dark Knight Rises, and mention something that may or may not be spoiler...

2012-12-1600 min

Radio Destructoid Communitoid Episode 004 - CHRISTMAAASSS!Hey, it's Communitoid Episode 004 - CHRISTMAAASSS! Gather around and listen as Conor describes his prerequisites for fursuit sex, Joanna explains her family tradition of making zombie apocalypse survival plans, Aaron sings one word from his favorite Christmas song, and Ali D reveals that he makes quite a bit of toast. Also, this show got edited late so if you hear the Price is Right fail horns that means YOU GET NOTHING. Opening and Closing themes by Adam AcH (http://www.bravebeat.com http://soundcloud.com/ach-cue) Show logo by the spectacular ZombiePlatypus Break s...

2012-12-0300 min

Radio Destructoid Communitoid Episode 003.5 - Short RoundWelcome to Communitoid 003.5 - Short Round! This week's show is shorter than usual, since it's a holiday and shit. Aaron and Conor talk about Telltale's The Walking Dead, Klingon death metal, a Kaiju fighting game you should help fund, and even some community stuff! Hope you enjoy, and have a safe Turkey Day! Opening and Closing themes by Adam AcH (http://www.bravebeat.com and http://soundcloud.com/ach-cue) Show logo by the invincible ZombiePlatypus Thanks for listening! Follow us @Communitoid on Twitter. Community member show openings can be...

2012-11-2100 min

Radio Destructoid Communitoid Episode 003 - DixlessEPISODE THREE OF COMMUNITOID IN YOUR FACE! In this episode Jon "Changston" Chang joins us and classes up the place, Andy decided his pregnant wife is more important that the rest of us, Jo is fucking amazing, Beccy is very serious about the order of Pokemon evolutions, Conor was sober, and Mxy hypothetically offers to make the ultimate sacrifice. Also, we made it a whole episode without any spoilers! Enjoy! PS: Some of the community meet-up stuff we talked about will already be happening by the time this goes up. If you didn't know about it, you should have liste...

2012-11-1000 min

Radio Destructoid Communitoid Episode 002 - SnogFinally, here's the belated second episode of Communitoid! Mega huge thanks to everyone who listened and gave us feedback on episode one! We try to suck less this time around. In this show Beccy is sleeeeeepy, Conor can't words, Jo is mastering the ancient art of aikido, Andy's impending baby has a penis, and Mxy is the person you should blame for this episode being tardy. Please enjoy the new and slightly improved Communitoid! HERE THERE BE SPOILERS! Spoilers from 1:31:40 to 1:31:44 because Conor decided to blurt out one right after Mxy said we'd stayed spoiler free this ep...

2012-10-2800 min

Radio Destructoid Communitoid Episode 001 - It BeginsOh hi Dtoid community! Please enjoy the first episode of Communitoid. It's a podcast, about the community and other things! We talked about wtf a Communitoid is, stuff we've been played/watched/read this week, Beccy makes the Yanks affect British accents, Mxy forgets that the name of the actress in Jeff Who Lives At Home and Commando is Rae Dawn Chong, Andy professes his love for M. Night Shyamalan's Signs, Jo makes some spam sound classy, we all make fun of how Conor says words... Jeeze, just listen to it already! HERE THERE BE SPOILERS! Mass Effec...

2012-10-1100 min