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Constant WhinnyingEpisode 28: The Lonely Whinnying Constant Miracle GirlIt's been a minute. In this episode we discuss Season 3 Episode 1 of Heartland: “Miracle.” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on Amy's horse calming technique. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt!
Dear Lonely Island and Seth Meyers, if you see this, please don't come for us, We're also from the East Bay! Allie was Born in Berkeley! We're all Quaids fam!
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2025-07-3039 minConstant WhinnyingA Sundy Horse (yes, I did that on purpose)Holy Guacamole Batman! Another Season of Heartland in the books! You know what that means! Another Movie!
In this episode we discuss a Hallmark Horse Girl Movie: "A Sunday Horse" (2016) starring Nikki Reed, Linda Hamilton, Ryan Merriman, William Shatner, and Ving Rhames. This is a story about overcoming adversity, being a poor little rich girl, and ignoring your doctor's warnings about your Traumatic Brain Injury. We discuss the plot of the film, the training techniques, and the cinematic mastery. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it, and Take Everything With a G...
2025-04-301h 17Constant WhinnyingEpisode 27: Hallucinating Hottie and the Hungry Hungry HorsesIn this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 18 of Heartland: “Step By Step.” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam discusses whether or not you should feed wild horses and what would happen if you did vs didn't. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt!
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2025-04-1630 minConstant WhinnyingEpisode 26: The Magic of Rocks, Golf, & DM's Secret BoyfriendIn this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 17 of Heartland: “Full Circle.” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on the mental side of horse training. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt!
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2025-04-0931 minConstant WhinnyingEpisode 25: Stealing Back the Stolenn this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 16 of Heartland: “The Ties That Bind.” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on how to properly steal a horse. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt!
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2025-03-1246 minConstant WhinnyingEpisode 24: New Puppies, Demon Kitties, and the Hudson Charity Derby!In this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 15 of Heartland: “Dark Horse.” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on how the folks at Heartland ready a horse for a big race. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt!
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2025-02-0635 minConstant WhinnyingEpisode 23: Ba-BOOM Ba-BOOM Ba-BOOM!Happy Holidays and Happy New Year!
Wow, first episode of 2025 and its a Goofy Time!
In this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 13 of Heartland: “Seismic Shifts.” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on how to properly train your horse to deal with the fear of LOUD NOISES! We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt!
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2025-01-0142 minConstant WhinnyingThree Brown Girls and a Horse: The Anniversary Episode!WOW! A Whole Year of Constant Whinnying! What an atrocious sound!
Hey Friends and Neeeeiiiighbors! We can't believe we've been doing this for a whole year! Thanks for coming along on this ride with us! Happy (late) Thanksgiving!
In this episode we discuss every horse girl's favorite movie: National Velvet (1944) starring Elizabeth Taylor and Mickey Rooney. Yet another underdog story, this one set in England, about 12 year old Velvet Brown and her dreams of owning her very own horse and jumping him over hedges. We discuss the plot of the film, the training techniques, and...
2024-12-111h 35Constant WhinnyingEpisode 22: Dinosaurs, Dragons, and Not Dead Dadsn this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 10 of Heartland: “True Enough.” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on how to rehome horses. We also have fun discussing Dinosaurs and Dragons because why not? We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt!
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2024-11-2848 minConstant WhinnyingEpisode 21: The Proper Way To Rustle CattleIn this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 9 of Heartland: “Showdown!” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a lowdown on how to properly rustle cattle- horses or quads? We also discuss cattle branding. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt!
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2024-11-2040 minConstant WhinnyingEpisode 20: Leather & GlueIn this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 8 of Heartland: “Summer's End.” We discuss the plot of the episode and the realities harsh of Horse sales and slaughter. Jackie's dog Saoirse buts in with some strong opinions. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt!
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2024-11-1347 minConstant WhinnyingEpisode 19: And They Call The Thing RodeoIn this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 7 of Heartland: “Sweetheart of the Rodeo.” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on the difference between headers and healers. She also gives us the inside scoop of what it's REALLY like to compete for the title of Rodeo Queen. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt!
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2024-11-0951 minConstant WhinnyingEpisode 18: Can You Lead A Horse Through Water?In this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 6 of Heartland: “Holding Fast.” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on how to properly train your horse to cross water and to face its fears. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt!
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2024-10-3056 minConstant WhinnyingEpisode 17: Break Ups, Make Ups, & High Kickin' CowsIn this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 4 of Heartland: "Dancing in the Dark." We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us the inside scoop on picking the right saddle for your discipline, cattle drive 101, and how to handle a blind horse. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt!
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2024-10-1653 minConstant WhinnyingEpisode 16: Big Fans and Big FailsIn this episode we discuss Season Two Episode 3 of Heartland: "Gift Horse." We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us the hot tips on how to ensure you're buying the best possible horses, even online, as well as a breakdown on whatever it is Caleb is trying to do with Shorty. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt!
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2024-10-091h 10Constant WhinnyingEpisode 15: Broken SpiritsIn this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 2 of Heartland: "Letting Go." We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on the training techniques used by Amy and Caleb. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt!
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2024-10-0352 minConstant WhinnyingEpisode 14: Punks and MustangsIn this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 1 of Heartland: "Ghost Horse." We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on mustang herd dynamics and how to properly train a mustang. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt!
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2024-09-2549 minConstant WhinnyingSeabucket! I mean, SEABISCUIT! An American Underdog StoryHey there friends and Neighbors! Thanks for joining us on this extra special edition of Constant Whinnying where we took post season break from Heartland to watch Seabiscuit (2003) starring Tobey Maguire (NOT Jake Gyllenhaal), Jeff Bridges, Chris Cooper, and Elizabeth Banks. It's a heartwarming story about an American Underdog! The Little Horse that Could! We discuss the plot of the film, the training techniques, the cinematic mastery, and even a little bit of the historical accuracy.We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt!
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2024-09-181h 45Constant WhinnyingEpisode 13: Fall Finales and New BeginningsWow the end of Season one Already! What's Next? You'll just have to listen to find out
In this episode we discuss Season One Finale, Episode 13 of Heartland: "Coming Together." We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown proper sportsmanship, training with friends, and pretzel courses. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt!
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2024-08-2146 minConstant WhinnyingEpisode 12: She Didn't Start The FireIn this episode we discuss Episode 12 of Heartland: "Rising From The Ashes." We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on learning from books vs learning from doing. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt!
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2024-08-1438 minConstant WhinnyingEpisode 11: Cowy? Cowy.In this episode we discuss Episode 11 of Heartland: "Thicker Than Water." We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam explains the difference between Cuttin' Horses and Cow Horses. She also explains what makes a horse "cowy" and whether or not you can make a non-cowy horse into a cowy horse. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt!
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2024-08-0752 minConstant WhinnyingEpisode 10: Constant Chaos! (Plus Mustangs and Jump-Offs)Hey Whinniers!! We've made it 10 WHOLE EPISODES!! Thanks For Riding Along with us for 10 Episodes! We wanted to do something Special for Episode 10 but quickly dissolved into chaos, so this episode is a little extra. We had fun making it we hope you have fun listening to it! Here's to Many more!
In this episode we discuss Episode 10 of Heartland: "Born to Run." We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on Mustangs and going Back to the Basics in jumping training. We had fun making this, we...
2024-07-3147 minConstant WhinnyingEpisode 9: Sugarfoot SpecialIn this episode we discuss Episode 5 of Heartland: "Ghost From The Past." We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on horse healthcare. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt!
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2024-07-2436 minConstant WhinnyingEpisode 8: The Hideous and the Husky EyedIn this episode we discuss Episode 8 of Heartland: "Out of the Darkness." We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on how to properly handle high strung stallion. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt!
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2024-07-1750 minConstant WhinnyingEpisode 7: Round Ups, Midwives, and Jump-OffsIn this episode we discuss Episode 7 of Heartland: "Come What May ." We discuss the plot of the episode and Sam and Jackie chat about proper care for pregnant mares and newly born foals- things they have personal experience with. Sam also gives insight on what is to be expected in proper trainer-client relations. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt!
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2024-07-1045 minConstant WhinnyingEpisode 6: New York Boyfriend Rides AwayIn this episode we discuss Episode 6 of Heartland: "One Trick Pony." We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on how to properly train a horse with "no stop, no go and no neck rein." We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt!
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2024-07-0334 minConstant WhinnyingEpisode 5: Lou-ser (Everybody Hates Lou)In this episode we discuss Episode 5 of Heartland: "The Best Laid Plans." We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on how to properly train your horse for ground work and to accept the saddle while also becoming your horse's alpha. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt!
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2024-06-2642 minConstant WhinnyingEpisode 4: Rolling in the RiverIn this episode we discuss Episode 4 of Heartland: "Taking Chances." We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer/ Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on how to properly train your horse to cross a body of water. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it!
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2024-06-1931 minConstant WhinnyingEpisode 3: *The More You Know*In this episode we discuss Episode 3 of Heartland: "Breaking Free." We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer/ Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on how to properly train your horse to get tacked up. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it!
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2024-06-1234 minConstant WhinnyingEpisode 2: Honeys and BananasIn this episode we discuss Episode 2 of Heartland: "After the Storm." We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer/ Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on how to properly train your horse to load into a trailer, the reality of honey and bananas, and jumping over twigs. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it!
2024-05-2635 minConstant WhinnyingEpisode 1: An Introduction / Trainer TalkIn this episode we discuss the Pilot Episode of Heartland: "Coming Home." We discuss the plot and resident horse trainer/ sister, Sam, breaks down the training techniques used by Amy Fleming to determine their accuracy in real life horse training. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it.
2023-12-2841 minConstant WhinnyingConstant Whinnying Welcome!Introducing Constant Whinnying with your hosts Allie, Sam, and Jackie.
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