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Delete Everything Podcast#81 Feral ChildrenIn this week’s episode, we’ve got kids everywhere! Not in a weird, creepy way, in a fun, adorable way! We’ve got Ukrainian dog kids, Colombian monkey kids, Indian wolf kids, Kyrgyzstanian…?Kyrgyzstanese…? Anyway he’s a sheep kid! We’ve got kids in the studio, the kind raised by humans! So grab YOUR kids and enjoy kid week here at Delete Everything Podcast.
2026-01-261h 58Delete Everything Podcast#80 Convict LeasingIn this week’s episode, the fellas are waist deep in swampy atrocities yet again! Come with us as we find out that sugar, salt, and “Black Auntie” are the ingredients for possibly the most horrific recipe ever. Bonus: Patrick struggles with a basic sentence for 4+ takes and Drew makes him look like an idiot by not editing it out.
2026-01-191h 52Delete Everything Podcast#79 Ancient Marvels: Chinese Caves, Statuesque Balls, & Giant Mountain H’sIn this week’s episode, the guys spend an inordinate amount of time talking about statue genitalia. Are they any more or less interesting than mysteriously carved Chinese caves or ancient Bolivian cities that Riley can’t pronounce? Probably not. But there’s something about big, bronze balls that we just can’t resist.
2026-01-121h 31Delete Everything Podcast#78 Movie Set Mishaps: The 80’sIn this week's episode, the boys are talking mutilation and disfigurement yet again as we explore a few more of the movies that you definitely know of and the mishaps involved in the filming that you probably haven't heard of. We also continue to gush a little more about Jackie Chan, because would it really be a Movie Set Mishaps episode without that?
2026-01-051h 58Delete Everything Podcast#77 Historical C*ck BlockersIn this week’s episode, who said you could fornicate? Certainly not your god or your government! On this episode, the guys explore the global and ancient tradition of dictating what goes on with what's in your pants. So bike lock your privates up and let’s lay next to one another with no actual physical contact!
2025-12-291h 50Delete Everything Podcast#76 Crappy HolidaysIn this week’s episode, the guys are discussing the worst Christmas tragedies we could find. Turns out the horrors don’t take off for the holidays… and evidently neither do we! So enjoy your cooked goose, stuffing, and seasonal desserts along with a side of alarming tales of personal misfortune.
2025-12-222h 042025-12-181h 08Delete Everything Podcast#75 Mercator v. Peters MapsIn this week’s episode, Riley and Drew flip the script on Patrick and completely hoodwink him. Have you ever wondered what world map projections and 80s cartoons have in common? Well neither have we, and they aren’t correlated at all, but we talk a whole bunch about both things anyway! Prepare to have your minds blown!
2025-12-151h 30Delete Everything Podcast#74 Wacky Disasters - Pt.3In this week’s episode, the fellas are getting you all geared up for the holiday season by talking about legitimate tragedies that drastically altered people’s lives… and then minimizing those tragedies into a palatable 90 minute podcast so you don’t feel bad about it! Why worry about the victims of the eruption of Mount Tambora, or the farmers who suffered through the Australian Emu Wars, or the hundreds of thousands of people who would have been vaporized if the worst case scenario had happened in the 1961 Goldsboro B-52 crash when like… Legos are hella unaffordable for your nephew’s C...
2025-12-081h 37Delete Everything Podcast#73 Deep Sea ExplorationIn this week’s episode, the boys are going balls deep… wait… they’re going deep… underwater… in balls! We’re talking all things deep in the ocean! Bathyspheres! Benthoscopes! Nuclear submarines! James Camerons! And what goes down between friends at the bottom of the Marianas Trench! So dive in with us, the water is freezing, inky black, and full of scary monsters.
2025-12-011h 35Delete Everything Podcast#72 Thanksgiving TraditionsIn this week’s episode, the guys dive into how we ended up with the Thanksgiving traditions we celebrate every year. From turkey and stuffing to Black Friday, we’re cooking up a whole batch of historical context. So everyone gather ‘round the table and keep Riley away from the turkey.
2025-11-241h 39Delete Everything Podcast#71 Miyamoto MusashiIn this week’s episode, the guys are heading back to Japan to talk about confirmed badass, Miyamoto Musashi. We’re following this guy from his “killing guys with wooden sticks” era in his teens all the way to his “killing guys with wooden sticks” era in his 30s. This guy REALLY liked bashing people’s heads in with wooden sticks! That’s not to say that he wasn’t down to use his swords on 12 year old children though. Either way, we’ll let the listener decide if Musashi was a certified technical killer or a bloodthirsty, homeless psychopath.
2025-11-171h 44Delete Everything Podcast#70 Bikini AtollIn this week’s episode, we’re traveling to the Central Pacific to watch things go boom! Is that unexpected rain a sign of the end of all wars? Maybe. The entire coral reef turning into glass is just a fun side effect! Find out how close to the perineum we managed to drop our bomb this week.
2025-11-101h 38Delete Everything Podcast#69 Arcane Brain: The Monopoly StudyIn this week’s episode, the guys are doing something a little different than they usually do. We’re talking about social psychology experiments and how they mush our brains into acting like jerks sometimes. Hopefully you’re listening to this from your cash-filled jacuzzi, inside your multi-million mansion, within your gated, beachfront community… on Park Place.
2025-11-031h 49Delete Everything Podcast#68 Horror CinemaIn this week’s episode, we’re joined by guest host Jade “Dragon” Meadows to talk about the history of horror cinema. From the inception of the genre, which is cool, to Stephen King books and movies, which are lame and awful. Enjoy spooky season with our hot takes on a whole bunch of classic horror!
2025-10-272h 28Delete Everything PodcastBad Movie, Please Fix #1 - The Black DahliaWhat happens when you combine a stellar cast, beautiful cinematography, and a darkly fascinating premise based on the real-life murder of Elizabeth Short, aka "The Black Dahlia?" Well, if you're director Brian De Palma in 2006, you make a piece of crap movie that sank at least one rising star. Join the Blongo Boys on this bonus inaugural episode of (possibly?) our next podcast: Bad Movie, Please Fix.
2025-10-231h 08Delete Everything Podcast#67 Survival Stories: Ada Delatuk, Steven Callahan, & Ernest ShackletonIn this week’s episode, the boys are exploring the wilderness to see what they’re made of. We’re talking about the absolutely insane survival stories of Steven Callahan, Ada “Blackjack” Delatuk, and Ernest Shackleton and crew. So prep your raft, load up your most edible/bangable pet, and let’s set sail!
2025-10-201h 34Delete Everything Podcast#66 Colonization: AfricaIn this week's episode, the fellas are setting sail for the coast of Africa... where nothing bad has ever happened EVER. Join us as we discuss Europe's playbook for colonizing the resource rich continent and exactly how long term and far reaching the implications were/are. Honestly, no one is safe in this one, so, ummm... enjoy?
2025-10-131h 53Delete Everything Podcast#65 Corrupt Cop StoriesIn this week’s episode, the guys are talking about bad police. Is that a political statement? Nope! We think you’ll agree once you listen that these are just arbitrarily awful police officers. Seriously! They’re bad bad not good people.
2025-10-061h 56Delete Everything Podcast#64 The History of RefrigerationIn this week’s episode we’re joined again by guest host Brian Velez to talk about cold stuff. Does it seem like the most boring topic we’ve ever covered? Kind of, but it turns out that learning how ancient Persians and Romans had ice on demand is pretty damn cool! Conversely, learning how Industrial Revolution rich guys monopolized the production and distribution of ice is… predictable. So turn your thermostat down to 65 degrees, grab yourself an iced yak’s milk, and enjoy!
2025-09-291h 41Delete Everything Podcast#63 Boring Man/Crazy Life - Pt.2In this week’s episode the boys explore a couple of interesting lads. One who is seemingly a boring paper pusher with a seriously wild secret mission, and another popular, successful, and moderately interesting guy whose tales about his covert life are either total BS or are quite literally insane. We’ve also got buggery… lots and lots of buggery!
2025-09-221h 44Delete Everything Podcast#62 The Life and Crimes of Alfred PackerIn this week’s episode, the guys are following the world’s worst wilderness guide on an absolutely mind boggling trip through the Rocky Mountains. So join us around the campfire as we dig into the meaty story of Alfred Packer and search for a single redeeming quality about him.
2025-09-152h 07Delete Everything Podcast#61 History of HistoryIn this week’s episode, the guys are celebrating a year of episodes by tackling the most convoluted topic they could come up with: The History… of History! Cram yourself into this time machine with us as we hop about willy nilly, talking smack about Mesopotamian ingots and how not f**kable Neanderthals were (sorry Drew). Happy one year anniversary!
2025-09-082h 00Delete Everything Podcast#60 Child LaborIn this week's episode, the fellas are diversifying their portfolios. Textiles, farming, glass fabrication: that's where the money is, especially when we can fully staff our businesses with 12 year olds! Join us as we ask the important questions like: Why did we allow this practice to proliferate so long ago? Why is "so long ago" still actually happening today? Do children really NEED all of their fingers? It's a coal cart full of atrocities and the crushed bodies of underage kids in this one!
2025-09-011h 42Delete Everything Podcast#59 Hollywood Crimes: The Black Dahlia MurderIn this week’s episode, the guys spend half of the episode lamenting the fact that they have to get into the gritty details of a brutal crime… which is something they’ve always avoided. But was Elizabeth Short’s life cut short because she was unknowingly putting herself in harm’s way or was she the victim of circumstance after someone she barely had any connection with saw an opportunity to fulfill his psychosexual predilections? Honestly, we don’t know the answer, we just know that this was a heavy episode.
2025-08-252h 21Delete Everything PodcastMonthly Mini #3 - Allen Dulles and Sydney GottliebIn August’s monthly mini, the fellas feel as if they didn’t give full credit to a couple of the big names calling the shots in the CIA’s MK Ultra program. So many shady dealings are interconnected in this one that, honestly, it just kinda goes from horrifying to impressive at a point.
2025-08-2158 minDelete Everything Podcast#58 MK Ultra - Pt.2In this week’s episode, we’ve got more state sanctioned atrocities than you can shake a stick at! Plus we’ve got piles of dead monkeys, the mysterious death of Frank Olsen, French heroin cartels, and difficult questions about what to do with all of the orphan children we drugged and psychologically broke. Last week was just the prologue, baby, THIS one’s where the action is… the terrible, tragic, unforgivable action.
2025-08-181h 53Delete Everything Podcast#57 MK Ultra - Pt.1In this week’s episode, the boys dive deep into the lead up to the creation of the CIA and the scientific breakthroughs that inspired the OSS, the CIA, and infamous covert operations like Project Paperclip and Project Artichoke. We’re spraying coastal cities with biological weapons… of knowledge, so hunker down for some state sanctioned atrocities in this first part of our 2 part series on MK Ultra.
2025-08-111h 40Delete Everything Podcast#56 Conspiracy Corner: Tartarian EmpireIn this week’s episode, we’re uncovering an ancient civilization that you’ve never heard of… you’re welcome. Do we believe the theory? Are we convinced that everything that you’ve learned about archeology is completely false? You’ll have to listen to the episode find out exactly how much our answer is “No, that’s crazy!”
2025-08-042h 03Delete Everything Podcast#55 Pseudoscience Movements - Pt.2In this week's episode, spontaneous combustion, perpetual motion machines, and rumpology, oh my! Guest host Dwight Mosby joins Patrick and Riley in making candles with nothing but cigarettes and the grease from their fat old man boobs. Honestly, your favorite fortune teller probably couldn’t have guessed the topics on this pseudoscience episode.
2025-07-281h 43Delete Everything Podcast#54 West Virginia Coal WarsIn this week’s episode, Patrick and Riley head down the holler to deep dive the lives and history of West Virginia’s coal miners. Along the way, we uncover the history of the term “redneck”, a ruthless industry taking deeply unethical measures to keep their feet on the throats of their labor force, a truly badass folk hero, and the largest armed insurrection in the history of the US since the civil war.
2025-07-211h 55Delete Everything PodcastMonthly Mini #2 - Satanic AddendumIn July’s monthly mini, the guys are focusing a little more on the silly side of the Satanic Panic of the 80’s and 90’s… well, that was the plan. Sadly, it still devolves into some horrors driven by the moral pearl-clutching of the gullible masses.
2025-07-1744 minDelete Everything Podcast#53 Satanic PanicIn this week’s episode, guest host Jake Teeters joins us in making fun of the Satanic Panic of the 80s and 90s. Unfortunately, and much to Riley’s dismay, making fun of it didn’t stop us from covering the very real consequences of idiotic moral panics and things get… well… predictably awful once we examine the McMartin preschool trials and the West Memphis Three.
2025-07-142h 23Delete Everything Podcast#52 Micronations: Hutt River, Sealand, & North Dumpling IslandIn this week’s episode, hop aboard the S.S. Worm Dangler with the guys as they sail the world visiting their favorite micronations. They’re selling baggies of wheat on the Hutt River, tossing homemade bombs in Sealand, and… I guess eating lots of dim sum in North Dumpling Island? Listen. Regardless of what they’re doing, they are an autonomous nation unto themselves. The Nation of Blongo!
2025-07-072h 10Delete Everything Podcast#51 Arcane Brain: Mandela EffectIn this week’s episode, the guys explore the ways in which human brains can somehow simultaneously be impressive and yet so so so so dumb. In the process they also stumble upon a whole list of things they themselves have misremembered, thusly bringing this horrific memory machine around for a full lap. Join us if you have a dumb, stupid brain too as well!
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Delete Everything Podcast#50 North American Cryptids: New York, California, & AlaskaIn this week’s episode, Riley can’t find his white pants and Patrick falls in love with a seven foot tall woman with a dog’s lower half. It’s an episode filled with call backs and pitches for tv shows we’ll never make as we celebrate our 50th episode the only way we know how, by talking about the most random legendary cryptids from New York, California, and Alaska.
2025-06-232h 29Delete Everything PodcastMonthly Mini #1 - Jair CandorIn this first installment of our Monthly Mini series, we’re taking a closer look at the insane life of Jair Candor, from being left to fend for himself as a child, to 36 years working with Brazil’s Indigenous People’s Foundation, to his discovery of multiple uncontacted indigenous tribes. Come hang with us while we talk about this guy who’s seen more naked strangers in the forest than you’d find in an abandoned, woodland box of porn!
2025-06-1950 minDelete Everything Podcast#49 Uncontacted Tribes - Pt.2In this week’s episode, we do a taste test to see if we can determine the difference between long pig and khakua meat. Our assessment? They both taste just like young cassowary! If you can make it through the hail of arrow fire, you should join us on our private, isolated island as we discuss the North Sentinalese and Korowai tribes.
2025-06-161h 49Delete Everything Podcast#48 Uncontacted Tribes - Pt.1In this week’s episode, the boys aren’t sure if they’re dying of Dengue fever or from all of the poison dart wounds, but what they do know is that the ominous rustling in the bushes means there’s some ‘made for National Geographic’ type nudity coming their way! Put on your bug spray because we’re making contact with the uncontacted Kawahiva and Awa and Kawahiva tribes of the Amazon rainforest.
2025-06-091h 27Delete Everything Podcast#47 Revolutionaries: Joseph StalinIn this week’s episode, the guys don’t know if Joseph Stalin was a visionary who was simply unable to enact his communist utopia or if he was a big, dumb idiot who was better built for revolution than he was for leadership… we’re leaning in one of those directions, but you’ll have to listen to find out which. We’re dipping our Bolsheviks in Russian revolution this week, so form an orderly line for your weekly, government-issued DEP rations.
2025-06-022h 14Delete Everything Podcast#46 The TrimatesIn this week's episode, the boys discuss three pretty badass ladies: Jane Goodall, Dian Fossey, and Biruté Galdikas. Join us as we talk about each of their amazing stories, what it took to get there, and what they did with their reputation and stature once they realized their goals.
2025-05-261h 44Delete Everything Podcast#45 The Bretton Woods ConferenceIn this week's episode, we make an attempt to appease a professor at a major university for that one time we back stabbed her in the middle of a huge bank heist. It was the last one, the one that was going to make us all rich so that we could finally get out of the game for good, and we stabbed her in the back... literally! Anyway, in order to make it all better we agreed to talk about the most boring topic on earth, but at least there are stories of topless Russian ballerinas, rich, drunken Chinese...
2025-05-191h 53Delete Everything PodcastHEY! LISTEN TO THIS!Just a midweek call-to-action. We want your banana... pics. Send to our Instagram, our brand new BlueSky account, or our email at deleteeverythingpodcast@gmail.com. We'll make you internet famous! We're, like, a huge deal!
2025-05-1501 minDelete Everything Podcast#44 Fruit Wars - Pt.2In this weeks episode, Marcel Vizcarra joins the guys for the second part of Fruit Wars! Why does such sweet tasting fruit leave such a bad taste in our mouths? If fruit’s so good for our bodies, why do these stories about them hurt our souls? Bananas aren’t the only things that bruise easily this week, come find out what else in this horrific conclusion.
2025-05-121h 46Delete Everything Podcast#43 Fruit Wars - Pt.1In this week's episode, guest host Marcel Vizcarra joins the fellas in looking at the effects of corporate colonialism via... delicious fruit? That’s right! Just when you thought that there couldn’t possibly be anything dark, vile, or insidious about your favorite dessert and breakfast foods, we show up to reveal their rather grim history. So sit back and let us ruin fruit for you.
2025-05-051h 48Delete Everything Podcast#42 Bonus Episode: Illegal SongsIn celebration of Patrick’s birthday, we have a calm, thoughtful, collected conversation about songs that were banned in the wake of the September 11th attacks and why the reasoning behind picking those specific songs all makes perfect sense. At no point are any 9/11 jokes made nor are there any impressions of any songs/artists with varying degrees of accuracy.
2025-05-011h 03Delete Everything Podcast#41 Corporate CultsIn this week's episode, Riley and Patrick recreate their first ever episode, kind of. If you’re a fan of shoving unhinged religious philosophies in your bum, racism toward blue people, and screaming your biggest insecurities at strangers while in your underwear in exchange for subpar orange chicken, then this episode is tailor made for you. After all, cults are more fun when there's also corporate synergy!
2025-04-281h 56Delete Everything Podcast#40 Weird Religions: ScientologyIn this week’s episode, we’re done celebrating Easter and now it’s time to get weird! So break out your E-meter and audit us raw, because we’re doing wacky crap like worshiping the now deceased Prince Philip as our messiah. Also, has anyone seen Shelly Miscavige? We’ve got a cool 9/11 electronica track we want to share with her.
2025-04-212h 33Delete Everything Podcast#39 Book Review: The BibleIn this week’s episode, Patrick and Riley risk eternal hellfire and damnation to discuss The Bible, its history, and what stories didn’t make the cut. Is it a book that should be read as factual historical nonfiction, or a list of parables and fables meant to teach bigger lessons on how to create a moral society? Be warned: Nothing will prepare you for the end of this episode.
2025-04-142h 09Delete Everything Podcast#38 Yasuke: Black Samurai - Pt.2In this bonus midweek episode, we pick up on Yasuke’s progress within Japanese society and where he goes after the death of Oda Nobunaga. This episode’s got it all! It’s got zombie ninjas! It’s got potentially old Jewish Samurais! It’s got heads getting lopped off! It’s got a disappearing black guy! What are you waiting for?!
2025-04-101h 37Delete Everything Podcast#37 Yasuke: Black Samurai - Pt.1In this week's episode, Jevon Bartley is back to help us discuss another historical badass. A nameless African slave turned freed man who ultimately ended up promoted to samurai by one of the most powerful men in Japan's history. Do we know a lot about Japan's history or culture? Not particularly. Are we going to talk about it at length anyway, possibly getting multiple facts insensitively incorrect? Yup! Will we make black samurai penis jokes? Stay tuned to find out!
2025-04-072h 34Delete Everything Podcast#36 History of The British Monarchy: Henry VIII & KidsIn this week’s episode, we’re picking right up where we left off in Royals Pt.1, both in terms of monarchy lineage and cousin banging jokes. How bad is tertiary syphilis really? How many phantom pregnancies is too many? Find out the answers to these questions PLUS how well Henry VIII could kickflip on this stupid episode!
2025-03-312h 01Delete Everything Podcast#35 Conspiracy Corner: Helen KellerIn this week’s episode, we ask the important questions: Was Helen Keller a eugenicist? Was she the privileged beneficiary of a pre-Civil War South? Was she really blind and deaf? A plagiarist? In a romantic relationship with Anne Sullivan? So many questions and we answer NONE of them! Enjoy another futile week here at DEP.
2025-03-241h 47Delete Everything Podcast#34 The History of Saint Patrick's DayIn this week’s episode, the guys get in touch with their Irish ancestry, not through diligent research and deeply introspective conversation, but through drunken penis jokes and generally crass behavior… the way Maewyn Succat (rap name Saint Patrick) would have wanted. Happy St. Paddy’s Day!
2025-03-171h 34Delete Everything Podcast#33 Pirate Queen Zheng Yi SaoIn this week’s episode, we’re sailing the Chinese Seas! If you think you know pirates and you don’t know this woman, then you’re a foolish amateur! This episode’s got prostitution, piracy, betrayal, Chinese junk, having babies with your adopted son, gambling, jerks who murder civilians, and… flower boats.
2025-03-101h 57Delete Everything Podcast#32 The Night WitchesIn this week’s episode, the guys genuinely gush over female Russian World War 2 bombing squads… specifically the first female combat pilots in the world. If you’ve ever wondered what teenage Russian girls and Lord of the Rings have in common, this is the episode for you.
2025-03-032h 00Delete Everything Podcast#31 J. Edgar Hoover and COINTELPROIn this week's episode, the boys are catering specifically to the guys listening in on the wiretap! We know you work hard, men (or women) in the unmarked van down the street, so this one’s for you.
2025-02-242h 32Delete Everything Podcast#30 Tales from the Underground RailroadIn this week's episode, what if we told you that beating up authorities, giving drugs to children, holding people at gunpoint, and using the United States Postal Service to ship humans could all be acts of incredible bravery? That's right! Things aren't always black and white, so pour yourself a shot of crappy, flavored rum and explore some shades of gray with us.
2025-02-172h 05Delete Everything Podcast#29 The Underground Railroad - Pt.2In this week's episode, Riley continues walking on eggshells while discussing more of the history of American chattel slavery in the shadow of a growing abolition movement and Patrick takes too much cough syrup and fails his attempts to make up coded slave hymnals designed to pass along instructions for a revolt. Our second chapter of this two-part series has arrived, and we've solved racism... AGAIN!
2025-02-101h 46Delete Everything Podcast#28 The Underground Railroad - Pt.1In this week's episode, Patrick and Riley try to maintain a solemn tone while discussing one of the more difficult topics in our history. We hope you find our ignorance charming and our jokes tasteful as we examine the history of chattel slavery and the beginnings of slave revolts and escapes in our first chapter of this two-part series.
2025-02-032h 24Delete Everything Podcast#27 The Life and Crimes of John Edward RobinsonIn this week's episode, the guys sift through 35 years of mind-blowing criminality. From postage stamp heists to murdering wheelchair bound children, this "successful" family man was an unstoppable force of truly messed up behavior who somehow managed to escape his comeuppance for way too long. So join us as we open this 55-gallon barrel of insanity!
2025-01-272h 43Delete Everything Podcast#26 Mount RushmoreIn this week's episode, Patrick and Riley sift their way through sloppy reviews and even sloppier work sites as they try to sort out how a combination of broken treaties, clueless New York lawyers, KKK affiliated Danish polygamists combined to swallow up Six Grandfathers and crap out Mount Rushmore.
2025-01-202h 06Delete Everything Podcast#25 Movie Set Mishaps: The 90’s & 2000’sIn this week's episode, the boys avoid maiming and dismemberment yet again as we explore a few more of the movies that you've certainly heard of and the accompanying mishaps during filming that you probably haven't heard of. We also take some time to gush a little more about Jackie Chan.
2025-01-131h 54Delete Everything Podcast#24 Theme Park CalamatiesIn this week's episode, guest host/our producer Drew Bowlby joins us as we talk about some of the tragic events that get swept under the rug in our nation's theme parks, so please pull your restraints down tightly, keep all hands, arms, legs, and feet inside the car at all times, and don't forget to secure any loose items as Delete Everything Podcast launches you to adventure!
2025-01-062h 08Delete Everything Podcast#23 Bonus Episode: Lily PhillipsWe finally stayed on task for an entire episode... maybe because we're talking about an OnlyFans model.
2024-12-3034 minDelete Everything Podcast#22 Christmas TraditionsIn this week's episode, Riley finds out that he gets to eat the cookies that get left out for Santa and Patrick tries to find nice things to say about a young Thomas Edison. So grab a slice of fruitcake and sign yourself up for the naughty list as we get into the history of some of our "American" Christmas traditions.
2024-12-231h 33Delete Everything Podcast#21 Bonus Episode: Hot Dog RulesWe think this one is about the dos and don'ts of eating hot dogs and sausages, but who knows... it might just be 40 minutes of veiled threats against the president of the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council.
2024-12-1938 minDelete Everything Podcast#20 Wacky Disasters - Pt.2In this week's episode, the guys discuss some more crazy disasters in history. So flick away your cigarettes, raise a warm pint of London porter, and try not to keep track of the body count on this one because it's pretty brutal.
2024-12-161h 46Delete Everything Podcast#19 Boring Man/Crazy LifeIn this week's episode, Riley discovers there's an impression that he can do better than Patrick, but Patrick is also hopped up on cold medicine so it may have all been a fever dream. Either way, it's time to eat some mushrooms, update your virus software, and be real sad and emotionless about everything as we discuss three pretty boring dudes and the wild lives they led both in and out of the public eye.
2024-12-091h 58Delete Everything Podcast#18 Westward Expansion - Pt.3In this week's episode, we shoot an expensive cow and hire a drunk, instigating translator to talk to the cow's owner. Also, the railroad is finally done, thanks to a lot of people who we definitely won't treat poorly in the immediate aftermath! It's the final chapter of our three-part series on American westward migration
2024-12-021h 58Delete Everything Podcast#17 The Mayflower VoyageIn this week's episode, we're borrowing sugar from our neighbor (whose name we can never quite get right) so that we can make a delicious pie and gather everyone around the table to tell a tale about a group of godly buckle fanatics who took an unconventional sailing trip 400 years ago.
2024-11-251h 52Delete Everything Podcast#16 Westward Expansion - Pt.2In this week's episode, the boys blaze a path further west, burning down native conversion schools and sharing a lovely meal with the Donner family as they make their way to Sutter's Mill, CA. Will they strike it rich, or will they live out their days as indentured servants? Find out in part two of our three-part series about American westward migration.
2024-11-181h 51Delete Everything Podcast#15 Westward Expansion - Pt.1In this week's episode, Patrick and Riley are fording the Mississippi River and heading west. One of us will contract dysentery and one of us will catch a Sioux arrow in the chest. Find out who lives and who dies in this, part one of our three-part series about American westward migration.
2024-11-112h 05Delete Everything Podcast#14 Pseudoscience Movements - Pt.1In this week's episode, Patrick and Riley leave their underground bunker of healing crystals and aromatherapy diffusers to explore the pseudoscience movements of the past. So double check your moon cycles to see if it's safe to hop into this Faraday cage with us because the Orgone energy is about to be off the charts.
2024-11-042h 16Delete Everything Podcast#13 Children's HorrorIn this week's episode, submitted for your approval, guest host Brian Velez joins us to debate the fine line between regular horror and horror for children. Were any adults actually scared by the Child's Play movies? Is Stephen King actually a kids' novelist? The answers await you, right before your eyes and beyond your wildest dreams.
2024-10-282h 04Delete Everything Podcast#12 Game Night TragediesIn this week's episode, guest host J. Sheehan joins us as we get into some of the best cases of the worst behavior during family game night. So dust off your 20 sided die and roll for initiative because only one person gets to be the car in Monopoly.
2024-10-211h 58Delete Everything Podcast#11 Bonus Episode: Tim Valley InterviewIn this episode we do our first interview with our friend Tim Valley. We discuss the history of the skinhead movement, how it was co-opted by white supremacists, and how it's being taken back. We also tackle the topics of white privilege, cultural enlightenment, and we solve racism!
2024-10-172h 05Delete Everything Podcast#10 Late Night Horror HostsIn this week's episode, guest host Brian Schelling joins us for over-the-top cheesy puns and gratuitous cleavage as we talk about the history of low budget horror on late night television. We honor some of the horror hosts that captivated us over the years and discuss their contributions to so much of modern popular culture.
2024-10-142h 02Delete Everything Podcast#9 History of The British Monarchy: The BeginningIn this week's episode, the boys grab their noble steeds, mount their cousins, and ride off to centuries of unending battles in an attempt to figure out where the British monarchy came from and how far is too far when making fun of them. Zero brother-cousins were harmed in the making of this episode.
2024-10-072h 10Delete Everything Podcast#8 North American Cryptids: Colorado, Wyoming, & IllinoisIn this week's episode Riley takes off his mining pants to catch some critters and Patrick is off chasing wayward kangaroos as we reveal the stories behind some of our favorite cryptids from the states of Colorado, Wyoming, and Illinois.
2024-09-302h 00Delete Everything Podcast#7 Welcome to The FreakshowIn this week's episode, we're hopping on a caravan to learn about the incredible lives of those who used to work in traveling freak shows. From tiny knights to the sex lives of conjoined twins, this episode is well worth the price of admission.
2024-09-232h 13Delete Everything Podcast#6 Movie Set Mishaps: 2010’s & 2020’sIn this week's episode we'll attempt to keep our heads on our bodies as we explore why so many movies have so many awful accidental maimings and deaths that we rarely hear about. Don't bother checking your safety gear, just dive right in with us.
2024-09-162h 24Delete Everything Podcast#5 Wacky Disasters: Molasses Floods, Whiskey Rivers, & Meat ShowersIn this week's episode we're discussing some of the craziest, silliest "disasters" throughout history. Wring out your whiskey-soaked hats, open your mouth, and look up at the sky in hopes of... meat(?) while the boys put together their Pepsi Froot Joose sponsorship pitch.
2024-09-091h 54Delete Everything Podcast#4 Fad Diets through the DecadesIn this week's episode, guest host Jevon Bartley joins us while we're working on our sexy summer bods and banging out a list of diets you should never try! Join the boys in drinking pee and dropping L.B.s.
2024-09-092h 12Delete Everything Podcast#3 Inconsequential Presidents: Van Buren, W.H. Harrison, Garfield, & McKinleyIn this week's episode we're chatting about the elite list of men who have served as United States president and exactly how few of them we know anything about. The boys delve deep, with unwashed hands, for shredded bullets of information about some of our unknown commanders-in-chief.
2024-09-092h 15Delete Everything Podcast#2 Alien InvasionsIn this week's episode, keep an eye on your backyard lest you miss the unmarked SUVs pulling up full of G-men searching for throat humping xenomorphs... or maybe it was just swamp gas? The boys discuss some strange goings on and why it's probably definitely aliens.
2024-09-092h 33Delete Everything Podcast#1 North American Cryptids: Florida, Louisiana, & MichiganIn this week's episode Patrick wakes up with a pain in his chest and Riley finds piss in his shoes, so our boys set forth of a mission through the mythical cryptids of Florida, Louisiana, and Michigan in search for answers.
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