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Two Crippled ZombiesJason Wrap Up (BONUS)Join us as we wrap up the Friday the 13th franchise! This was another super fun franchise to dissect.
On this bonus episode Mike & Johnny discuss their likes and dislikes from these movies. Which Jason Mask is the best. Favorite Kill. Least favorite kill. Favorite set of B00BS? And of course, favorite movie.
2026-02-1024 min
Two Crippled ZombiesFriday the 13th (2009)After a slight detour through Hell and Space we make it back to Earth and head back to Camp Crystal Lake. It's been 8 years since we last saw Jason Voorhees and since then there's been some changes. The horrible story, annoying cast and a little too much nudity. And Jason Voorhees is now a hunter? Derek Mears (who portrays slasher Jason Voorhees) might be the only best thing about this movie. What will we rate this movie? Join us as we grab our machetes and hack through this..... interesting remake? Yes. It's interesting.
2026-02-021h 31
Two Crippled ZombiesJason XHell must have froze over because Jason Voorhees is BACK in Jason X! This time in Space. And in space no one can hear you scream. Tune in to hear us discuss the movies blend of sci-fi and horror, terrible dialogue, Kane Hodder's incredible performance, Jason's uber transformation and one of the most memorable kills in the franchise. Our ratings might surprise some of you. Listen in to find out the rest.
2026-01-121h 21
Two Crippled ZombiesChristmas SpecialWho's coming to Christmas dinner? This Christmas 2025 we decided to do a special episode that's very random for Two Crippled Zombies. A Christmas episode on who we would want at our Christmas dinner. We have a random list of 25 movie characters we can choose from. We talk about the reasons why we chose them and much more. We hope you enjoy this episode. Have a very Merry Christmas Everyone!
2025-12-2340 min
Two Crippled ZombiesJason goes to Hell: The Final FridayTwo Crippled Zombies dives into one of the most bizarre entries in the Friday the 13th franchise. Jason goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993). What in the ever-loving F*** did we just watch?? What was Adam Marcus thinking when making this? From body hopping chaos to cringy dialogue. Some ridiculous scenes like a leather bondage shaving scene you never thought you would see in a Friday the 13th movie. This movie takes the series in a crazy new direction. Join us as we break down the insanity.
2025-12-111h 26
Two Crippled ZombiesFriday the 13th: Jason Takes ManhattanThis is the 8th installment of the Friday the 13th franchise "Jason Takes a Boat to Manhattan." Er...... whatever. The title of this movie is misleading. We've asked ourselves many times if this is a good movie. Our answer? No. Was it a blast to watch and then discuss? Hell Yeah!! Tune in to hear all the absurd moments we yap about on this episode of Jason Takes Manhattan.
2025-11-161h 22
Two Crippled ZombiesFriday the 13th: The New BloodHere we are with Friday the 13th part 7 The New Blood. The first with Kane Hodder as Jason Voorhees. Tune in to hear our thoughts, some fun trivia, and our usual reactions to the ridiculousness of this movie.
2025-11-011h 12
Two Crippled ZombiesFriday the 13th: Jason LivesHe couldn't leave well enough alone! Tommy Jarvis unintentionally resurrects Jason Voorhees back from the grave.
This movie was a big step up from the previous flop. With a better storyline, creative kills, humor and more. CJ Graham brings an electrifying performance as Jason. This isn't a perfect movie by any means, but it tops the previous movies in many ways. Join us as we discuss the 6th installment in the franchise.
2025-10-171h 22
Two Crippled ZombiesFriday the 13th: A New BeginningHere we are with Friday the 13th part 5 A New Beginning! The best out of the...... Nope! Not even close. The brutal killing machine we know to be Jason Voorhees is dead and buried but (bad news) there's a new masked maniac on the loose. But it has boobs! Sadly, the boobs don't save this movie. And it has some of the most graphic kills! Unfortunately, all butchered by the MPAA. This movie does have some great qualities but overall, it was mostly a letdown. Listen in to hear our take.
2025-10-031h 22
Two Crippled ZombiesFriday the 13th: The Final ChapterJason Voorhees is BACK! But the scariest thing about this movie is Crispin Glover's dance moves. Come hang with Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike as they discuss the man behind the hockey mask, Crispin Glover, boobs, and how the kills were an upgrade from the previous movies.
2025-09-171h 27
Two Crippled ZombiesFriday the 13th Part 3On this "Eye Popping" episode Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike stumble upon a hockey mask that will forever change our view of Jason Voorhees. Some topics of discussion include Richard Brooker as Jason Voorhees, bad acting, ANDY, 3D, practical effects and more.
2025-09-031h 31
Two Crippled ZombiesFriday the 13th part 2We told the others, they didn't believe us.... you're all doomed! Join us as we discuss the second installment of the franchise Friday the 13th part 2.
2025-08-211h 12
Two Crippled ZombiesFriday the 13th (1980)For this episode we are going camping at Crystal Lake to discuss the movie that started it all.... Sean Cunningham's 1980 horror classic "Friday the 13th!" We will be reviewing every movie in the franchise starting with this one. So, get your candy, popcorn and soda ready. Here we go!
2025-08-091h 16
Two Crippled ZombiesThe Monster SquadOn this episode of Two Crippled Zombies Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike head back to 1987 to kick Wolfman in the nards! This movie is completely bonkers..... it's FANTASTIC! It's even Outstanding! But.... why does Dracula have Dynamite? What happened to the Wolfman's face? Why is the Mummy so scrawny? This movie isn't meant to be looked into that much but it's hard to not question some things about it. Listen for a ridiculously fun conversation.
2025-07-291h 14
Two Crippled ZombiesTales from the Crypt: Demon KnightMisfit Mike's movie pick of the week is one that's been on his list for a long time. Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight! It's bonkers and so is the discussion. This movie has it all! Listen to hear what Two Crippled Zombies has to say about it.
2025-07-151h 03
Two Crippled ZombiesFreddy Wrap Up (BONUS)That's a wrap with the Nightmare on Elm Street Franchise. This was a super fun franchise to cover!
On this Bonus episode Johnny B Ghoul & Misfit Mike discuss their favorite things from the franchise. Favorite movie. Least favorite movie. Which Freddy Krueger looked the best and which one looked the worst. Listen to hear the thoughts from Two Crippled Zombies.
2025-07-0726 min
Two Crippled ZombiesA Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)In this remake Freddy graduates from child murderer to child molester. An original idea from 1984 they scrapped for obvious reasons. But is this movie as bad as everyone makes it out to be? Sure, it's not Wes Craven or Robert Englund. But is this the only reason this movie fails? Listen and find out Johnny & Mike's take on it as they discuss the last installment of the Nightmare on Elm Street Franchise.
2025-06-291h 14
Two Crippled ZombiesFreddy vs JasonPlace your bets, fiends. Join Johnny B Ghoul & Misfit Mike as they head to Camp Crystal Lake for a brawl that could end it all: It's Freddy vs Jason! With the great Robert Englund as Freddy Krueger and Ken Kirzinger as Jason Voorhees. Tune in to hear about the Freddy Caterpillar, flaming Jason in a cornfield, Destiny's Child Kelly Rowland death, a killer soundtrack and much more! DO IT!!!
2025-06-141h 29
Two Crippled ZombiesWes Craven's New NightmareWes Craven, Heather Langenkamp, Robert Englund and John Saxon return for a New Nightmare movie. We wouldn't exactly call this installment a fan favorite. But it does have its charms. Listen as we discuss part 7 of the franchise.
2025-06-041h 05
Two Crippled ZombiesFreddy's Dead: The Final NightmareThis week's episode we go over the 6th installment of A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise. This movie has everything! The Wicked Freddy, exploding heads, 3-D special effects, cameos, dream demons and Freddy Krueger wielding the "Nintendo Power Glove". It even has a fully revealed origin story. And guess what? It has nothing to do with any of the previous Nightmare movies. It's crazy! It's insane!! It's BONKERS!!! Listen to hear Johnny B Ghoul & Misfit Mike discuss all of this and more.
2025-06-011h 19
Two Crippled ZombiesA Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream ChildIn the last movie reigning dream master champion Alice knocked out ole Freddy, only to find herself knocked up in this installment. With an unborn son whose prenatal naps mean preternatural nightmares for Alice and her graduating Springwood friends. Does this installment deliver a SUPER Freddy movie? Or is this an unworthy heir to the ongoing franchise? Listen as Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike give their take on it.
2025-05-251h 02
Two Crippled ZombiesA Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream MasterThe never should have buried him......he's not dead! Freddy Krueger is resurrected by a dog who pisses fire. I know right? Listen in to hear our take on the ridiculousness of this awesome movie.
2025-05-141h 07
Two Crippled ZombiesA Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream WarriorsWelcome to primetime bitch! Johnny B Ghoul & Misfit Mike fall Into the Fire as they discuss the third installment of A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise. Don't miss this hilarious episode. It's bonkers!
2025-05-0859 min
Two Crippled ZombiesA Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge"You Are All My Children Now!" Why is there "Unintentional" Homosexual undertones? Why did the family's bird explode? Listen in as Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike discuss a very confusing sequel.
2025-05-041h 02
Two Crippled ZombiesA Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)This is where it all began thanks to Wes Craven! A Nightmare on Elm Street introduced us to a new slasher villain.... Freddy Krueger! Join Johnny B Ghoul & Misfit Mike as they discuss one of the most Iconic horror films of all time.
2025-04-221h 07
Two Crippled ZombiesYoung FrankensteinJohnny B Ghoul & Misfit Mike take a "sedagive" with Mel Brooks monster movie parody Young Frankenstein! Exploring one of the greatest comedies of all time. Diving in its brilliant blend of satire and homage, marvel at the FANTASTIC performances, and laugh about the unforgettable dialogue. Don't MISS OUT!
2025-04-131h 02
Two Crippled ZombiesHatchet (2006)Hatchet is a love letter to the slasher/gore films of the late 70's and early 80's. It follows the formula perfectly! Fun cameos by Robert Englund, Tony Todd and Blair Witch Project's Josh Leonard. And a dramatic scene with Kane Hodder. Take the swamp tour with us as we discuss this crazy and ridiculous movie.
2025-03-2653 min
Two Crippled ZombiesCandyman (1992)CANDYMAN, CANDYMAN, CANDYMAN, CANDYMAN, CANDYM....... We better not finish that. On this week's episode we went back to discuss the original Candyman from 1992. Tony Todd is fantastic, but the score is what makes this movie great.
2025-03-171h 08
Two Crippled ZombiesTerrifier 3On this episode JB Ghoul & Misfit Mike break down the blood-soaked mayhem of Damien Leone's Terrifier 3. The story, characters, over the top ridiculousness and the amazing practical effects of the jaw dropping kills. And let's not forget the man himself David Howard Thornton as Art the Clown! Listen in to hear one crazy discussion with Two Crippled Zombies!
2025-03-121h 21
Two Crippled ZombiesDracula Dead and Loving ItDracula Dead and Loving it is a spoof of Bram Stoker's Dracula that's light on the plot, but full of goofy gags and Mel Brooks Humor. Listen in while Johnny and Mike discuss this hilarious Mel Brooks movie.
2025-03-051h 06
Two Crippled Zombies1408 (2007)On this episode we stay at The Dolphin Hotel in Room 1408! Listen in as we discuss the outstanding cinematography, brilliant performances and an evil room the charges $8 for beer nuts. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!?
2025-02-271h 07
Two Crippled ZombiesGoosebumps (2015)Johnny B. Ghoul and a special guest discuss the 2015 movie Goosebumps. Between the characters, cgi, cinematography and vibrancy, this movie somehow worked. Listen in as you'll hear about favorite characters, scenes and more. We hope you enjoy!
2025-02-1832 min
Two Crippled ZombiesJeepers Creepers RebornThis is the last installment of our Jeepers Creepers episodes. Jeepers Creepers Reborn is the 4th movie in the franchise. Sit back and relax as we discuss this unbelievably awful movie.
This is the first time we have ever talked this poorly about a movie. Were the writers high when writing this? What the HELL is wrong with the cgi? Did the actors even read the script before taking this on? Why did this even get made? WHAT WENT WRONG?!?!? Listen to hear all the great fun we had!
2025-02-1658 min
Two Crippled ZombiesJeepers Creepers 3What the Hell did we just watch!?!? What went wrong with this 3rd installment of the franchise!?!? Was it horrible cgi? Terrible acting? Less kills? Listen in as we discuss the craziness of this movie. We hope you get some good laughs like we did.
2025-02-131h 18
Two Crippled ZombiesJeepers Creepers 2Johnny and Mike take a bus ride with a bunch of whiny high schoolers in this second installment of The Jeepers Creepers franchise. What was in the director's head when making this movie? What's different about this from the first movie? Tune in to find this out and more! It's absolutely Bonkers!!!
2025-01-301h 01
Two Crippled ZombiesJeepers CreepersJohnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike take the scenic route and discuss Jeepers Creepers. BEATNGU though this franchise and excited about it!
2025-01-2949 min
Two Crippled ZombiesSummer of 84 (2018)This week we dig into the nostalgia of Summer of '84 released in 2018. We discuss the retro suburban vibes and dissect the undertones of adolescent investigation. Join us as we get into talking about this killer Canadian movie.
2025-01-221h 09
Two Crippled ZombiesLast Shift (2014)What the hell was that??? I think I heard something! Join Two Crippled Zombies as they discuss musical chairs, porn, ghosts, and more while waiting for the hazmat team on the Last Shift.
2025-01-1653 min
Two Crippled ZombiesThe Mean OneJust one last Christmas movie we had to do! This is a horror parody of The Grinch, and it is downright BONKERS!!! We knew this wouldn't win any awards. That's not to say that we didn't like it because we did. But we expected more from this movie.
We discuss many things on this episode. Of course, David Howard Thorton (aka Art The Clown) and his performance as The Mean One. The Mean One's appearance, cinematography, effects, and more. We had fun with this one. Don't miss this one!
2025-01-081h 12
Two Crippled ZombiesSanta's SlayWho hates children, you, and all that is good? That's right! It's Santa Claus! And he's making a list...pray you're not on it!!! Santa (Bill Goldberg) is the demon son of Satan and he's about to wreak havoc in Hell Township. And play another round of Curling??? What the hell did we just watch?!?!? Tune in to hear our discussion about one of the most ridiculous Christmas movies ever made.
2024-12-241h 04
Two Crippled ZombiesJack Frost (1997)With Christmas right around the corner we decided to talk about the worlds most pissed off sno-cone. That's right! The Killer Snowman Jack Frost that released in 1997. In this ridiculous episode we discuss fake snow, blow dryers, antifreeze, Shannon Elizabeth, and much more. Tune in for some good old fashioned Christmas horror.
2024-12-141h 01
Two Crippled ZombiesPeople Under the StairsGUYS! There's a crazy man with a gun running around in a bdsm suit! What the Hell? On this episode of Two Crippled Zombies we talk about a Wes Craven Classic. Join in to hear the goofy dialogue along with some interesting facts.
2024-12-111h 14
Two Crippled ZombiesNight of the Living Dead (1990)On this episode we remember Tony Todd by discussing the first horror film he ever did. The remake of Night of the Living Dead from 1990! We'll admit there are a lot of horrible and unnecessary remakes out there. This is NOT one of them! Director Tom Savini (The King of Splatter) knew exactly what he was doing on this one. We had a lot of fun with this episode. Hope you enjoy it.
2024-12-031h 01
Two Crippled ZombiesDark HarvestIt's that time of year. Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike bolt into the cornfields of the 2023 horror sensation Dark 'Harvest.' Autumn's chill descends upon a small town that is held by the fear of ol' Sawtooth Jack. Every Halloween night he has a craving for bloodshed and pure chaos. He must be stopped or else. This is a nightmare you don't want to miss! Tune in with the Two Crippled Zombies for a horrific episode of silliness and fun.
2024-11-221h 09
Two Crippled ZombiesCandy CornGet ready to carve up that pumpkin with another episode from Two Crippled Zombies! This time around we go trick or treating with Josh Hasty's Candy Corn. An original Slasher film with outstanding performances and practical fx. Listen as we discuss and dissect the craziness of this movie.
2024-11-1757 min
Two Crippled ZombiesErnest Scared StupidThis movie was considered a fun family flick in the 90's. For old school Ernest lovers this is 100% nostalgic. Listen in on some fun trivia involving Jim Varney, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, and more!
2024-11-071h 04
Two Crippled ZombiesJohn Carpenters Body BagsJoin horror hosts Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike for their first episode as they discuss John Capenters Body Bags
2024-11-071h 00Two Crippled ZombiesTRAILERWelcome to our new show Two Crippled Zombies. In this trailer we simply introduce our new show & who we are. Listen in for more.
2024-11-0703 min