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The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 78A blast echoes through the rolling plains and gives hope to the outnumbered Djekians! Siren's unseen trickery put the Sturgian siege tower in disarray, but this battle is far from over. The heroes rush to scale the tower and end the fight! Jinn adopts capital punishment as a princely imperative. Chadley meets a Guy who could change his life. Siren bemoans a beast of burden.
See the siege tower maps here: http://tiny.cc/tdcep78
2021-12-141h 54The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 77The journey's end awaits! Just through the ceaseless strife of Gladsheim, Zzirfle makes her final preparations to do... something bad, presumably! Even if this is more than a few levels out of their depth, Megara, Sparrow, and Ethrok have come too far to turn back now! Sparrow misses her buddy Rono. Meg commits a little bonus blasphemy.
2021-10-031h 34The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 76Meg and Sparrow continue their interplanar chase! Their pursuit of Zzirfle takes them to a guarded outpost bordering Letherna, future domain of the Raven Queen, and it seems unlikely that the ageless shadar-kai just want some goth fashion tips. Sparrow frolicks her heart out. Meg perfects her kage bunshin no jutsu.
2021-10-031h 36The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 75Megara, Sparrow, and young Ethrok pursue Professor Zzirfle across the planes! This is no walk in the park--horrors lurk here which denizens of the Prime Material could scarcely imagine! Megara maddens. Sparrow becomes Little Lord Pissnshit.
2021-09-291h 15The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 74Another trip to Savannah means another live session set in Zokash! It's been two years since Sparrow and Megara graduated from SCAD (Sorcerer's College of Alchemy and Divination), plenty of time to research the planes and hone their skills before adventure comes calling once more! Is their new ZIRI gadget ready for prime time?
2021-09-291h 10The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 73Before Siren and the liberated Djekians can make it to Canopy Keep, they encounter a new threat: Sturgian reinforcements and a massive siege tower! Colonel Helga's garrison stands little chance if this should reach her gates. But is Siren's (literal) firepower enough? Jinn ignites a little chaos. Chadley embarks on Rat Quest. Siren tries to sneak around, but the clap of her tail keeps alerting the guards.
See the siege tower maps here: http://tiny.cc/tdcep73
2021-09-071h 23The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 72Their momentum gone, a hollow feeling in their chests, the party takes a moment to grieve. But one must move ever forward--especially with so much on the line. The question is, what of the jovial Mr. Pippicot? Siren eulogizes. Jinn inherits an old guard's wisdom.
2021-09-071h 01The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 71The beast of the tunnel is in sight! Jinn may have narrowly evaded Vunthos's lapdog once before, but now, the only way is through. What could it be guarding so zealously? And what will it cost to keep a changeling's secret? Siren collects a memento. Jinn holds true to their surname. Chadley proves a red shirt's worth.
2021-08-171h 01The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 70Liberating the Djekian guard was a stunning success! But the revelation of the prince's true identity has left the party in no mood to celebrate. Now, they must choose whether to count their blessings and make for Canopy Keep, or try to clean up loose ends before the secret gets out... Siren shares a big mood with Dostus. Jinn broods moodily. And a Random Chadley Event may take place...?!
Click here for the world map, a fully up-to-date NPC list, and Duke Busar's letter! http://tiny.cc/tdcep70
2021-08-171h 00The Djekian CrusadersRecap 2021Year 4 has come to a close already! Lost track of all the drama happening in Sonderax? No problem, so have the players! Take a listen to this handy recap (plus a little bonus treat from Ren), and thanks for listening!
2021-07-1920 minThe Djekian CrusadersEpisode 69And we're back! Gather round the ol' mp3 player once again to enjoy your favorite Tabaxi experiencing feelings that are just too big for one silly cat. Plus, everyone else is having their own nighttime exploits! Swigahct discovers a conspicuously hirsute man... but is he malewife material? Tynus escargots to bed. Noelle marxplains. Vincent bonds with his family?!?!
2021-07-071h 48The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 68.9Apologies for the wait, here's a change of pace! We take a trip back to Zokash for a rootin, ratatootin time. Just a nice consequence-free one-shot for all the Food Network fans.
2021-05-241h 39The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 68.5But what HAS become of the wayward bad boy abandoned by our heroes? Originally intended as the cold open to Episode 69 (yet to be recorded), this mini-session turned into a beast of its own. Pepper is not sorry.
2021-02-1150 minThe Djekian CrusadersEpisode 68Time's a-ticking as the Djekian Crusaders split up and search for clues. It's possibly the only day in Sonderax where nothing's exploded yet! Swigahct gets his 10,000 steps in. Tynus vibes with the right people. Noelle does some real nerd stuff. Vincent takes flak for a good...? deed.
2021-01-151h 13The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 67It's Caturday! There's certainly plenty on their plates, but the gang puts aside their celestial schemes for a silly morning worship. Swigahct power-walks away from danger. Tynus risks it all to get that bread. Vincent scrambles to avert a national incident. Noelle gives some well-earned headpats.
For Mr. Bigby's planar model, check http://tiny.cc/tdcep67!
2021-01-151h 20The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 66Siren and friends mount a risky rescue to recover their bedraggled and browbeaten brethren in Castle Abesh! Prince Avery faces his greatest test yet while Siren eats some funny beans! And it seems Vunthos has left a spine-chilling surprise for the prince...
Check here for maps of the castle: http://tiny.cc/tdcep66
2020-12-082h 03The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 65Meanwhile in Djeke, Siren and Avery plan their next daring move! But what deadly presence is lurking in the Pippicot estate...? Siren finds a phobia. Prince Avery rouses the garrison.
Check here for maps of the Canopy Keep and Castle Abesh: http://tiny.cc/tdcep65
2020-11-071h 35The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 64Noelle's going to the mooooon! After a week that felt much more like a year, the Djekian Crusaders are reunited and get to compare notes on their plan of action to close the fourth rift. But will Vincent and Noelle finally see eye-to-eye? Noelle dishes hot mom-only goss vis-à-vis moon bridges. Swig thinks political thoughts. Tynus brings the party. Vincent freaks out over deadlines.
2020-09-171h 16The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 63The gang wraps up their messy business with the Procanites and heads out for a well-earned brunch, narrowly missing their mom in the process. Noelle enjoys a lower-stakes morning, and a tray of cookies she'd only ever dreamed of. Tynus conks out. Swig orders the breakfast salad. Vincent hands over his autograph and some homework. And whatever happened to Pepper...?
2020-09-171h 39The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 62Half a lifetime ago, everything Swig knew came to an end. His fate's trajectory arced instead towards a veteran mentor, Vincent and Noelle, and a mission to save the world. Now, having found Yashu again in Sonderax, he'll have to make sense of his past and what it means for his future. Vincent tries glassmithing. Tynus goes where none have gone before.Lunar Light Studio statementClownhouse statement
2020-09-011h 19The Djekian CrusadersRecap 2020Drega's back to recount a year's worth of highlights in the journey of the Djekian Crusaders. Between Sonderax misadventures, rebellion in occupied Djeke, and the Lord of Souls' rebirth, it's been another year for the books. Thanks for listening!
2020-07-1920 minThe Djekian CrusadersEpisode 61With the sands of Scoroh still in their shoes, our heroes arrive in Sonderax and quickly get embroiled in the sort of family drama you'd kind of expect from Vincent. Can they catch up on recent events (enough to fill ten episodes of a podcast) in time to help a friend? Tynus makes a bird friend, while Swigahct finds a familiar face. Vincent has a rude awakening. Pepper's mask slips. Check our twitter @TdcCast for art of Vincent's date with Nihra by @dregadraws!
2020-07-031h 10The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 60Their friends got to fly over the whole dang thing, but Tynus, Swig, and Pepper have to make the long trek to Sonderax on foot. Or camel. Or unsettling fey warhorse. Whatever works. Plus, they reap the rewards of being veritable godslayers! Swigahct is buffering, please wait. Tynus forms an uneasy alliance with Papa Smoke. Pepper crosses the line.
2020-07-031h 19The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 59As Vincent wraps up his second mission, things turn romantic as each of our heroes spends quality time with their lady friends! Vincent visits his mom. Noelle puts her ear to the ground.
2020-05-271h 20The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 58For the last five years, Bonnie's been hard at work perfecting the Paladino Prison. If they hope to free the city from its effects, they're gonna need a better understanding of the what, how, and why. That's right, it's time for a lore dump! Vincent tries to buy his way out of the doghouse (cathouse?). Noelle conspires. Here's Ren's new cat, Mumbles Paladino! http://tiny.cc/mumbles
2020-05-271h 36The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 57Angst? In MY DnD? It's more likely than you think. Vincent makes new friends as Noelle hits her personal nadir. Check Vincent's mission dossier here: http://tiny.cc/tdcep57
2020-05-121h 33The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 56With the Paladinos in charge and the Two-Strike Initiative keeping the peace, it would be easy to think all is finally right with the world... but when that peace comes at the cost of real lives, there will always be a precious few who refuse to compromise on their ideals. Vincent and Noelle have spent years on the lam, and now they return, shaped by those experiences. Let's see what they learned.
2020-05-121h 14The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 55After disposing of the traitorous Lycoris, General Siren and Prince Avery (along with the new friend, Chadley) head back to Machi, where Duke Busar may have an ace up his sleeve. Then, it's off to Canopy Keep to assist in the war effort! Siren gives a piggyback ride. The Prince buys everyone hard tack.
Check here for maps of the Canopy Keep: http://tiny.cc/tdcep55
2020-04-191h 49The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 54"Vincent, I think it's time to come home." Are Noelle and Vincent ready to jump back into the Paladinos' game of fourth-dimensional chess? And what exactly was this mission that Vincent screwed up so badly? Hope you all enjoyed your pasketti, because it's time for a daring gambit, and one final flashback.
2020-03-281h 33The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 53Up in Sonderax, our heroes break some bad news and prep for someone's big date! Not that she'd admit it IS a date, but Vincent knows better. Noelle's not a cooking mom, so Vincent make-a the pasketti and memalls. Click here for the image files in this episode: http://tiny.cc/tdcep53
2020-03-281h 30The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 52Doxxed by the Viceroy! General Siren and her compatriots beat a hasty retreat and consider their next move, even as Sturgia's grip tightens on its newest colony. The Prince makes an unexpected connection. Plus, we set the record for most time spent discussing Vince Vaughn on a podcast. I've got my people contacting Mr. Guinness as we speak. Here's a map of Central Djeke: http://tiny.cc/tdcep52
2020-02-091h 34The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 50A voice, dripping with ambition, reaches through 800 years of history. Will the Child of Nerull heed the call? Swig tries shield-surfing. Tynus falls. Pepper inherits a heavy title. Fasmara earns her rest.
2020-01-132h 35The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 51(NOTE: Episode 50 is coming soon! I'm saving this auspicious number for the end of the Nerull arc.)
Hot off her victory against Vunthos in Episode 33, Siren takes a couple of self-care days before her life gets complicated again. Someone's got to end the imperialist occupation of her hometown, and nobody's better suited for the job than Siren Volitaire. (And friends.)
Visit http://tiny.cc/tdcep8 if you somehow can't remember Castle Abesh's layout from 2 years ago!
2019-12-241h 33The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 49The gang delves deeper into Nerull's fallen capital, risking life, limb, and marriage to find Pelor's rift. Swig declares war on gates. Tynus joins the yuan-ti grand prix. Pepper creates his own obstacle. After two decades married, Fasmara learns more about her wife. Glamrae takes a trial by fire.
Info from the Queen's Chamber challenge: http://tiny.cc/tdcep49
And here's what you're really here for, Blue's new cat Pigeon! http://tiny.cc/bluepigeon
2019-11-191h 24The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 48The only thing standing between the Djekian Crusaders and Pelor's Eastern Cathedral is a missing kenku, but after all his mischief, why should that stop them? It shouldn't. Should it? Anyone's guess, really. Swig objects to his objectification. Tynus hears voices. Pepper cuts a rug. Glamrae bones up on family history.
2019-10-221h 24The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 47Reverend Mifaetus Sielt is dead, and only Noelle and Vincent can find his killer. Is this the first strike in a new holy war, or could there be a deeper conspiracy? Vincent makes a less-than-joyful reunion. Noelle takes a long, long fall. Click here for the image of the Chamber of Prophecies: http://tiny.cc/tdcep4647
2019-09-241h 24The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 46Home at last! After five years, Vincent and Noelle return to Sonderax, capital of Flinica. But, under a feline regime, these icy streets are hotter than ever. Vincent feeds the birds. No longer a sister of the Selunian church, Noelle can't come home... but she goes Holmes. Click here for the image at 1:01:54: http://tiny.cc/tdcep4647
2019-09-241h 14The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 45Everyone's favorite hot topic sneak thief cannot refuse the call of Merrshaulk, and he embarks on his own journey to the north. Will curiosity kill the kenku?
2019-09-1746 minThe Djekian CrusadersEpisode 44All rise for The People v Glamrae! It'll take a very skilled attorney to find the truth behind this tragedy... maybe even an ace! Swig and Tynus take a metaphorical nap, while Pepper snoozes for real. Fasmara raises the bar, then passes it. Glamrae tries to salvage his reputation. Check out the updated list of characters here: http://tiny.cc/tdcep44
2019-08-131h 44The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 43The gang mosies on down to Idleford Outpost, where a certain swordwrestler's got some unfinished business. Swig is the best at camels. Tynus breaks out of stage fright (with a staged fight). Pepper thinks this is laaaaaaame. Fasmara stops in for tea. Glamrae has one hell of a show. Check out the map of Khezum (with labels!) here: http://tiny.cc/tdcep43
2019-08-061h 32The Djekian CrusadersRecap 2019Drega's back to recount a year's worth of highlights in the journey of the Djekian Crusaders. From Siren's victory at the Seaside Fort, to the discovery of Nerull's child, to Vincent's traumatic first mission, this year has seen even more twists and turns than the first. Here's to even more adventures to come. Thanks for listening!
2019-07-1823 minThe Djekian CrusadersEpisode 42In the aftermath of Pelor's surprise visit, Tynus and Swig drop in on a veritable meeting of the minds, as Scoroh's local government figures out what to do. SOMEone's not leaving without a shiny new quest. Swig makes a very poor offering. Tynus says goodbye. Pepper gets geared up. Glamrae runs dangerously low on goat juice.
2019-07-071h 33The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 41Recorded live in Savannah, Drega joins Bird and his roommate Salt to throw some entirely new characters into a weird dungeon and see what happens! But who ARE these characters? WHERE are they? WHY is one of them naked all the time? WHAT is wrong with these players that they gotta keep bumping the damn table? Let's find out!
2019-05-101h 57The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 40Noelle's been invited to the Paladino mansion for dinner, the last stop on this flashback train for now. Back in the present, she finally learns what's waiting for them in Sonderax. But can Vincent hold off on his murderous instincts for like two seconds? Visit http://tiny.cc/tdcep40 for the drawings Noelle sees at 57:02!
2019-04-221h 25The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 39Even soaring above the desert in a big weird metal bird, our Sonderax-bound heroes are beset by setbacks and flashbacks. Noelle experiences hypnic jerk but real, as her younger self makes a new friend. Vincent rages through his phobias, as his younger self gets his first mission. Visit http://tiny.cc/tdcep39 for the diagram mentioned in the episode.
2019-04-221h 22The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 38Downtime is something of a rarity when you're busy saving the world, so our heroes make the most of their free day in Scoroh as they await the Sunset Festival. Swig doesn't become the hero the city deserves, but the one his friend needs right now. Tynus blitzes his chakras to the max. Pepper offends us all with his rudeboy ways. Stick around to the end for another surprise appearance!
2019-04-071h 29The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 37The gang (or half of it, anyway) meets Alfara's mom and gets their bearings in Khezum's capital city. Swig gives good advice. Tynus films a prank video, and the victim is me. And someone else steps back into the spotlight... For the map of Scoroh, visit http://tiny.cc/tdcep3637.
2019-03-1055 minThe Djekian CrusadersEpisode 36If all goes well, it should only be a day's ride through the desert to Scoroh, but when have things ever gone well? Prompted by a series of bad omens, Noelle makes a weighty decision. Swigahct marshals the troops. Vincent follows the leader. Tynus uh, really likes camels. For files mentioned in this episode, visit http://tiny.cc/tdcep3637.
2019-03-101h 07The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 35After a couple of one-offs and an accidental hiatus, we return to the desert, where our crusaders are having trouble getting any meaningful intel out of some sneeple and flameskulls. We also just reference like, a bunch of memes. Swigahct dissociates (but it's not his fault this time). Vincent is blasting off again. Tynus finna SWOOP. Noelle gets scary.
2019-02-171h 27The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 34: Holiday SpecialThe kenku are saved, and everyone's feeling a mite celebratory! Grab a plate of tasty kenku cooking, have a seat by the bonfire, and relax as Jerndell and Fasmara sort of stare into space, lost in an extremely long sequence of flashbacks about their lives together. Jerndell creates a meat shortage. Fasmara experiences a Freedom Day miracle.
2018-12-171h 35The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 33Two warships, dozens of Sturgians, one inscrutable wizard. Impossible odds. It’s time for Siren, Rhistel, and Ludlow to finish what they started.
2018-11-281h 19The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 32We return to the OG crusaders as they trek into the desert towards Scoroh! ...Aaand they've already fallen apart. Swig creates a disconcerting pet. Vincent modifies his family tree. Tynus gets cactus-curious. Noelle goes off.
2018-11-181h 35The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 31Time's running out for our accidental crusaders as vines strangle the fort. Can they figure out how to close the rift before the building pulls a Ludlow? Jerndell samples the alien spaghetti. Pepper phones home. Siren fights to keep her kids--oops, soldiers safe in an unfamiliar situation. Fasmara makes first contact.
2018-11-031h 14The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 30It's chaotic neutral vs. lawful good as tempers flare in the Seaside Fort. Fasmara's ready to call it a day. Pepper is went, again. Jerndell is possessed by the spirit of Hank Hill. Siren administers leaderly hugs. Visit http://tiny.cc/tdcep30 for the map at the end of the episode.
2018-10-191h 15The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 29Within a walled waterfront vista, vicious Vunthos’s voiceless votaries wreak wanton wizardly war as valiant (while vulnerable) warriors weaken and wind up on the verge of virtual vanquishment. Warning: we visualize very vulgar violence. In the heat of battle, Fasmara goes cold. Pepper ditches feathers for scales. Jerndell forgets she’s not a ranger. Siren gives an explosive order.
2018-10-011h 23The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 28Crises of conscience? Feathered friends in peril? Old foes and new introductions? It can only be The Djekian Crusaders! Fasmara couldn't be prouder to witness a crime. Pepper needs therapy, like, yesterday. Jerndell's too neutral to good. Siren gets a NEW new look. Check http://tiny.cc/tdcep28 for maps of the Seaside Fort.
2018-09-141h 09The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 27The Seaside Fort is finally in sight... again. While a certain lesbian power couple catches up from their detour, Pepper and the Djekians start figuring out how to slip inside unnoticed (or they would, if anyone in their group could strategize). Fasmara reminisces about prior badassery. Pepper gets psyched for interrogation. Jerndell teaches a rude gesture. Siren gathers intel.
2018-08-121h 10The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 26With little alternative, the party settles down for the night at Camp Koutada while attempting to ignore (and be ignored by) some highly unsavory campmates. Fasmara and Jerndell make a pit stop. Pepper stays up late. Siren makes deer burgers.
2018-07-191h 12The Djekian CrusadersAnniversary 2018We take some time to look back at our first year of adventuring together, including everyone's favorite arcs, a crash course on world politics, Noelle's confession letter to Bonnie, and more! Thanks for your questions and enjoy the episode! The world map and Noelle's letter can be found at tiny.cc/tdcanniversary2018
2018-07-191h 15The Djekian CrusadersRecap 2018A lot has happened since the campaign started one year ago today, so Drega managed to sum it all up in this whirlwind recap. Hold on to your fantasy hats, cause he's not slowing down for nobody. Apologies for the long break between episodes, scheduling has been extra tough this summer! We'll get back to you soon with an anniversary retrospective and a new episode. Thanks for listening!
2018-07-1917 minThe Djekian CrusadersEpisode 25This motley crew of six heads back into Gedampo Forest and towards a nearby stable, making a surprise encounter on the way. Fasmara just wants to steal. Pepper makes a friend. Jerndell takes a firm stance on the subject of horses. Siren checks in with her troops. Check http://tiny.cc/tdcep25 for the maps from this episode! #WWNAVD
2018-05-231h 21The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 24Yesterday saw the fall of a kingdom and the murder of four brave soldiers. Today, fate has united three very different groups in a deadly clash. Fasmara finds herself surrounded by do-gooders. Pepper develops a taste for blood. Jerndell slaps some knuts. Siren puts to rest the souls of the fallen. (Stick around after the outro for highly erotic bloopsers that occurred while we waited for Jee to show up.)
2018-04-281h 30The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 23The repercussions of Djeke's downfall were not felt only by its Crusaders. Far to the south, a new lieutenant faces her first, and most deadly, challenge. (Also, Drega got a nice new mic.) Check http://tiny.cc/tdcep23 for the current NPC roster.
2018-04-1145 minThe Djekian CrusadersEpisode 22Closing the first rift only raises further questions for the players, but it also comes with more than a few nice surprises. Swigahct commits sacrilege. Vincent sends a message, just after Noelle receives one. Tynus grows up. NOTE: Check http://tiny.cc/tdcep22 when specified in the episode, and listen until the end for a (non-canon) surprise!
2018-03-281h 08The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 21The Djekian crusaders have found their first rift! Now they just gotta figure out what the heck to do there. Swigahct scientifically pokes a weird thing. Vincent takes an unexpected cat nap. Tynus gives some battlefield first aid. Noelle teaches her friend a fun new card game.
2018-03-021h 16The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 20It's going to take some significant creativity and a handful of miracles to resolve this wyvern situation in time--and that's just what one player has in store. Noelle pulls off a series of stunts so incredible we might as well just end this podcast now. Tynus gets a wicked wing workout. Vincent would rather engage in platonic BDSM than face his fears. Swig drags around some dead weight. Visit http://tiny.cc/tdcep20 for the complete map of the mines.
2018-02-111h 09The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 19The gang rests up in good ol' Pissidogo, but it seems the jig is up on their belt crime, and the mayors are none too pleased. Swig does some actual mining. Vincent has an unexpected reunion. Noelle writes a letter (http://tiny.cc/tdcep19). Tynus takes a deep breath.
2018-02-1153 minThe Djekian CrusadersEpisode 18Face to face with three troublesome trapmakers, can Noelle successfully suppress her motherly urge to adopt another cute subhumanoid? Vincent's hot on the case of the Missing Mom-Cleric. Swig gets a boot to the head. Tynus plays pattycake or something.
2018-02-071h 12The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 17In the mining business, talking to rocks is usually a sign of madness. Swig and Vincent learn that when they start talking back, that's even worse. Tynus isn't afraid to share a bed with a friend. Noelle busts out the hardcore parkour. Get info on Inktank and Blue's other projects at www.lunarlightstudio.com!
2018-01-2459 minThe Djekian CrusadersEpisode 16Our heroes find themselves in a Home Alone situation... but where's Macaulay Culkin? Swigahct never freakin' learned how to read. Vincent meets a toasty fate. Tynus and Noelle open a buffet with all-you-can-eat beef jerky.
2018-01-241h 02The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 15The Djekian crusaders struggle to make headway in a cave riddled with monsters and traps. Swigahct gets wet. Vincent fails basic gun safety once again. Tynus also fails basic rapier safety. Noelle creates a manifestation of her sword envy. NOTE: Check the image files at http://tiny.cc/tdcep15 for the desert map, NPC list, and Swig’s death.
2018-01-121h 07The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 14Come explore Pissidogo, a miserable town with a bad name and worse leadership! Swigahct fails his cartography exam. Vincent grifts some fools. Tynus grifts his own team? Noelle can see clearly now, the dark is gone!
2018-01-121h 01The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 13 (Lost)Oh no!!! We lost the recording for this episode, so Drega and co. go over the main things that happened. Mostly, the Djekian Crusaders deliberate on where to go next, and say a tearful farewell.
2017-12-2114 minThe Djekian CrusadersInterlude: TDC RefugeesDrega takes a moment to explain the homebrew travel rules he wrote up, to a very uncooperative group of players. The podcast will still use DnD 5E, but this system will govern traveling between points of interest. You can follow along and read the pamphlet here: http://tiny.cc/tdcrefugees BONUS: Jee’s loud, we force Blue to make a fursona, and Sand damages the very concept of thieves.
2017-12-1131 minThe Djekian CrusadersEpisode 12: Halloween!Happy Halloween! In this prequel one-off (split in half for length), the gang gets their first ever mission! Swigahct serves up some piping hot knuckle sandwiches. Vincent gains a brand new anti-fetish. Noelle quits adventuring forever. Tynus is a smart cookie. Visit @TdcCast on Twitter for more.
2017-10-2857 minThe Djekian CrusadersEpisode 11: Halloween!Happy Halloween! In this prequel one-off (split in half for length), the gang gets their first ever mission! Swigahct gets swarmed by undead. Vincent performs an acrobatic pirouette. Noelle has an off day. Tynus eats a snack. Visit @TdcCast on Twitter for more.
2017-10-251h 10The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 102:13. The Djekian Crusaders rise. Swigahct gets an upgrade. Vincent picks a lock the old fashioned way. Noelle fulfills a promise. Tynus finally gets his tragic backstory. Visit @TdcCast on Twitter for more.
2017-10-211h 08The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 9The heroes finally catch up with Prince Avery, who’s still got a good few tricks up his fancy sleeves. Swigahct takes a swim, again. Vincent shames his meowfia heritage with a total rookie mistake. Noelle tries to stick to her brand of nonviolence. Tynus gets grounded for crimes against dadkind. Visit @TdcCast on Twitter for more.
2017-10-181h 12The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 8The heroes will have to be on their best behavior with Istus if they even want to hope for a second chance, and let’s be real, that’s not happening. Swigahct barely gets to play today. Vincent’s big mouth gets him into another bad situation. Tynus sits atop his throne as the King of Stabs. Noelle gains a skill that will change the face of DnD forever. NOTE: Check the image files at http://tiny.cc/tdcep8 when specified in the episode. Visit @TdcCast on Twitter for more.
2017-10-111h 31The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 7The clock is ticking; can the heroes check everyone off their suspect list before it’s too late? Swigahct gives an excellent strip tease. Vincent finds a good use for his spell slots. Tynus and Pepper each become a soup mess and a bread thief. Noelle pays a visit to her favorite crime lesbians. Visit @TdcCast on Twitter for more.
2017-09-241h 11The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 6Half of the party wakes up in jail, half of the party wakes up at home, but neither group is in for a good time today at Castle Abesh. Swigahct and Vincent increase their carpentry stats while… remodeling the castle’s furniture. Tynus gets a 2 for 1 sale on dads. Noelle loses mom points for letting her birds ruin their appetites. NOTE: Check the image files at http://tiny.cc/tdcep6 when specified in the episode. Visit @TdcCast on Twitter for more.
2017-09-231h 29The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 5Our heroes tie up most of the loose ends at the Seaside Fort and head home, for better or worse. Swigahct dresses to impress. Vincent (well, Sand) crunches some numbers offscreen for so long it had to be cut from the episode. Tynus makes time for his family. Noelle gets spiteful. NOTE: Check the image files at http://tiny.cc/tdcep5 when specified in the episode. Visit @TdcCast on Twitter for more.
2017-09-091h 40The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 4Folks, I’m not gonna lie to you, things get pretty out of hand in this one. Swigahct comes back from hell, for now. Noelle loses control of the situation. Vincent becomes a bomb disposal crew, and a few other things besides. Tynus has a very close call. Visit @TdcCast on Twitter for more.
2017-08-301h 35The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 3Trouble brews at the Seaside Fort when the party meets a deadly new foe. Noelle becomes an actual mom. Tynus channels his love for his friends into a stabbing spree. Vincent continues to be a bad influence. Swigahct goes to hell. NOTE: Check the image files at http://tiny.cc/tdcep3 when specified in the episode. Visit @TdcCast on Twitter for more.
2017-08-232h 01The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 2In this episode, the party enters the seaside fort under cover of night and makes some unexpected discoveries. Swigahct reaches a breaking point. Vincent ruins someone’s dinner. Tynus commits identity theft. Noelle strongly considers adoption. NOTE: Check the image files at http://tiny.cc/tdcep2 when specified in the episode. Visit @TdcCast on Twitter for more.
2017-08-021h 29The Djekian CrusadersEpisode 1In this first episode, our heroes meet the king and our players meet each other's characters for the first time. They promptly make for the seaside fortress, and have a tense forest encounter. Swigacht hits the road. Vincent realizes his aim could use some work. Tynus exhibits shocking competence. Noelle tries her hand at lawlessness. Visit @TdcCast on Twitter for more.
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