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Dumb Bitch MediaSending SO Much Love and Supportmohn julaney, why mental health influencers suck, couches in the backyard
2021-09-161h 14Dumb Bitch MediaFinancial Literacy (QUEER EDITION)Ev and Sophie discuss gay banks and horse paste
2021-09-0858 minDumb Bitch MediaStan*UNLOCKED* new unlocked episode from Patreon
2021-08-301h 17Dumb Bitch MediaKindergarten Teacher ATM(Reupload) Ev and Sophie discuss disturbing celebrity couples, the Ontario police state, and Chrissy Teigan's return to twitter. Second half is up on patreon!
2021-08-3038 minDumb Bitch MediaPrincess Diana Go On Drag Race(Reupload) Ev and Sophie discuss Princess Diana and mass shootings
2021-08-3056 minDumb Bitch MediaMindfulness(Reupload) Hi we're back
2021-08-301h 14Dumb Bitch MediaGreat Value Dark Father Voice Simulator(Reupload) Ev and Sophie discuss spinach sending emails, Marilyn Manson, and have various discourse on shoes.
2021-08-301h 05Dumb Bitch MediaQueer Platonic Heterosexual Relationship(Reupload) Ev and Sophie discuss stocks, Claudia Conway, the trans military, and celebrity queerbaiting
2021-08-3058 minDumb Bitch MediaRestez A La Maison(Reupload) Ev and Sophie discuss the polyglot premier, the inauguration, dating apps, and curating your own online experience.
2021-08-301h 11Dumb Bitch MediaBed DeathEv and Sophie discuss Bennifer, age gap cancellations, and SNL hosts.2021-05-131h 09Dumb Bitch MediaKindergarten Teacher ATMEv and Sophie discuss disturbing celebrity couples, the Ontario police state, and Chrissy Teigan's return to twitter. Second half is up on patreon!2021-04-1938 minDumb Bitch MediaPrincess Diana Go On Drag RaceEv and Sophie discuss Princess Diana and mass shootings2021-03-2956 minDumb Bitch MediaMindfulnessHi we're back2021-03-011h 14Dumb Bitch MediaGreat Value Dark Father Voice SimulatorEv and Sophie discuss spinach sending emails, Marilyn Manson, and have various discourse on shoes. 2021-02-081h 05Dumb Bitch MediaQueer Platonic Heterosexual RelationshipEv and Sophie discuss stocks, Claudia Conway, the trans military, and celebrity queerbaiting 2021-01-2958 minDumb Bitch MediaRestez À La MaisonEv and Sophie discuss the polyglot premier, the inauguration, dating apps, and curating your own online experience.2021-01-251h 11Dumb Bitch MediaBotox WhispererEv and Sophie discuss the Kim and Kanye divorce, and politicians who go on vacation.
Part two will be on patreon later this week starting at the $5 tier!
2021-01-121h 06Dumb Bitch MediaCompulsive Shopping for MenEv and Sophie do a Christmas gift roundup and discuss the year's last Dolezal.
2020-12-3155 minDumb Bitch MediaMGTOW Real Doll GiveawayEv and Sophie discuss things for men to buy
2020-12-291h 03Dumb Bitch MediaSophie's Giant AssHi it's Sophie. I don't remember what we talked about but I want a HUGE ass.
2020-12-151h 14Dumb Bitch MediaBooks For PrisonersEv and Sophie bring back some old enemies of the pod, discuss canadian rent relief, and consider the value of winter activities.
2020-11-241h 22Dumb Bitch MediaPope Francis Mixtapewe still podcast
2020-11-041h 16Dumb Bitch MediaHigh Ranking MILFpart 1 of an episode we recorded on october 4th. Ev and Sophie discuss Trump's corona virus, new covid restrictions in ontario, and the pros and cons of a quarantine pregnancy.
2020-10-2056 minDumb Bitch MediaAnalog HoleBella Thorne OnlyFans, gender reveal forest fires, rare Polaroid film, science podcasts, road rage... this epsiode has it all...
2020-09-141h 03Dumb Bitch MediaLove LanguagesEv and Sophie get spicy this episode. Listen to find out.
2020-09-0156 minDumb Bitch MediaJacking Off In PublicEv and Sophie discuss Kamala Harris, angry comedy, and workplace beefs.
2020-08-241h 10Dumb Bitch MediaHe Said, She/They SaidEv and Sophie talk about going offline, toxic work environments, and some other stuff idk our episode last week got deleted before uploading cause this isn't smart bitch media.
2020-08-071h 09Dumb Bitch MediaDon't Make Me Think About HalseyEv and Sophie discuss Naya Rivera (RIP), Mary Kay Letourneau (RIP...), and mandatory masks.
2020-07-2154 minDumb Bitch MediaEv and Sophie Answer Questions for Evbasically what it says
2020-07-1050 minDumb Bitch MediaTravis Scott RetireEv and Sophie are back to recap some quarantine cancellations, discuss the rap album of the year, and serve up some new beefs.
2020-06-3045 minDumb Bitch MediaGuy Who Can Definitely Do A Pull UpEv and Sophie discuss celebrity social distancing, Kim Jong-Un, and Canada's recent mass shooting.
2020-04-2347 minDumb Bitch MediaStupid Little WalkEv and Sophie discuss Bernie's drop out, Taiwanese gender norms, and lockdown protesting.
2020-04-171h 00Dumb Bitch MediaI Have To PeeEv and Sophie discuss Boris Johnston, celebrity anti-vaxxers, and how to mitigate childhood trauma.
2020-04-1048 minDumb Bitch MediaTiger QueensEv and Sophie discuss the Canadian Emergency Relief Benefit, quarantine television, and american healthcare.
2020-04-0339 minDumb Bitch MediaBread BoysEv and Sophie discuss quarantine hobbies, celebrity isolation, and Joe Biden (where is he?).
2020-03-271h 05Dumb Bitch MediaTikTok ActivismEv and Sophie discuss the Corona Virus pandemic, political campaign tattoos, and zoomer activism.
2020-03-121h 02Dumb Bitch MediaHorny, Pedantic, Violent, UnhingedEv and Sophie discuss Super Tuesday, the elderly bachelorette, and Ontario mental health initiatives. The first ever Dumb Bitch of The Week game is played.
2020-03-061h 03
Dumb Bitch MediaCelery EyesEv and Sophie discuss the capitalistic tendencies of Paw Patrol, the return of Friends, and Disney's first out gay cartoon character.
2020-02-271h 08Dumb Bitch MediaI Have A Headache 2.0Ev and Sophie discuss Valentine's Day, a returning enemy of the pod, the dissolution of Yang Gang, and Jake Paul's mental health suggestions.
2020-02-201h 31Dumb Bitch MediaHP Lovecraft Ate PussyEv and Sophie discuss the Iowa Caucus results, apps for women, and Canada's newest action against the hot rights movement.
2020-02-131h 08
Odd Spots with Ryan Mullin#17 - Ev O'DriscollEv O'Driscoll (Comedy!) at Black Squirrel Books & Espresso Bar.
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https://www.patreon.com/dumbbitchmedia2020-02-0148 minDumb Bitch MediaHello Fellow NuttersEv and Sophie defend Joe Rogan, and discuss the discourse surrounding Kobe Bryant's death. Should men have rights?
2020-02-011h 15Dumb Bitch MediaIn A God Fearing WayEv and Sophie discuss the inherent sexism of politics, whether outing someone can ever be forgiven, and megxit: the "ultimate win for Canada".
2020-01-221h 02Dumb Bitch MediaBackyard Pool BaptismEv and Sophie discuss Bernie's surge in the polls, nurses who use tik toks, and the rise of resistance socialites.
2020-01-151h 07Dumb Bitch MediaYou Never Forget Your FirstEv and Sophie discuss World War 3 memes, R*cky Gervais and celebrity activism, and whether vaginal rejuvenation is a rich person scam.
2020-01-081h 10Dumb Bitch MediaSupport Your Local PredatorsEv and Sophie weigh in on celebrity dating, the Elon Musk tunnel, New Year's discourse, and come out as #SpaceyTruthers
2020-01-021h 10Dumb Bitch MediaMerry Twinkmas
Ev and Sophie discuss the fappening 2.0, Lana Del Rey, and good old Donald Trump. Happy Holidays from Catholic Bitch Media.
2019-12-251h 08Dumb Bitch MediaIf Your Name Isn't Mike You're Not Paying AttentionEv and Sophie discuss local anti-homelessness efforts, tobacco age limits, The Hallmark Channel (tm), and celebrities on steroids.
2019-12-181h 15Dumb Bitch MediaHermione Granger Ass BitchEv and Sophie discuss Papa John's cheesy fall from grace, the canadian bread pricing scandal, and poly quintets.
2019-12-101h 17Dumb Bitch MediaBitch Are You Gay? I'm At WorkEv and Sophie discuss emotional labour templates, friendship breakups, and join the #DakotaHive.
2019-12-041h 07
Dumb Bitch MediaA Hamster Driving A RacecarEv and Sophie rerecord an episode and discuss WASPy Ontarians, and embarassing dances. Ev reveals her secret project that she has been working on since age 7.
2019-11-2757 minDumb Bitch MediaSince Your Ass Wanna Act Chopped SaladEv and Sophie discuss baby Yoda (cute), Hong Kong (bad), and wife guys (chaotic neutral). Stay tuned for Sophie's dumb bitch from hell and a lot of unlicensed therapy.
2019-11-211h 17Dumb Bitch MediaI Go M.C. Escher In The PussyEv and Sophie discuss virginity norms and mama's boys, the Phoenix pay system suicide, platinum star lesbians, Catholic school trauma, and "dating yourself". No beefs this week due to being perfect angels.
2019-11-121h 08Dumb Bitch MediaGoth GenocideEv and Sophie discuss the making of a slur, technology in classrooms, and whether astrology is fascist or not. Did you know Ev is a psychiatrist?
2019-11-051h 07Dumb Bitch MediaBlues Clues 9/11Ev and Sophie discuss weed legalization, celebrity landlords and protests, and Catholicism's recent priesthood rule change.
2019-10-291h 13Dumb Bitch MediaTeach The Bachelorette To CodeEv and Sophie recap the results of the Canadian federal election and critique the feminist value of reality television.
2019-10-231h 17Dumb Bitch MediaIt's Orphan TimeEv and Sophie discuss empty threats from the left, claim a hot Canadian, and reveal the real fake news. Tune in for our opinions on Depeche Mode.
2019-10-161h 06Dumb Bitch MediaJust A Brain In A Glass Jar With AcrylicsIn this girl boss special Ev and Sophie discuss alcohol pods, Elizabeth Warren's sexual proclivities, Hillary Clinton's bravery, and female cop police brutality.
2019-10-081h 17Dumb Bitch MediaLyme Disease for MenEv and Sophie discuss sapiosexuality, the climate strike, and learn how impeachment is supposed to work. #FreetheNipple
2019-10-011h 08Dumb Bitch MediaUNLOCKED - Holes (2003) Made Me Femmeunlocked bonus episode
Ev and Sophie discuss listener submitted questions 2019-09-2655 minDumb Bitch MediaI'm Not Like Other Girls, I Do Ketamine ft. @LivvyFanonv and Sophie are joined by twitter user @LivvyFanon to discuss political blackface, gen-x memes, and fallen child stars.
2019-09-241h 05
Odd Spots with Ryan Mullin#1 - Sophie HayesSophie Hayes (Comedy!) at MacLaren’s.
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@dumbbitchmedia2019-09-1954 minDumb Bitch MediaWarhammer For Gay IncelsEv and Sophie talk about Shane Gillis, review Ottawa's new Light Rail Transit, and give Incels some tips on how to stop being losers.
2019-09-171h 21Dumb Bitch Media23 and MeToo
Ev and Sophie discuss the brooklyn based rape kit startup, Contrapoints exit from twitter, and how MeToo has affected campaining in the upcoming Canadian election.
2019-09-101h 08Dumb Bitch MediaHard Dick, Soft OpenEv and Sophie (expert comedians) do a deep dive on the new Dave Chapelle special, then they discuss moral panic, incel representation, pathological chuckle fucking, and the quality of the dicks in Ev’s inbox. 2019-09-031h 22Dumb Bitch MediaYou're So Lucky To Be My FriendEv and Sophie discuss intergalactic lesbian space crime, the value of boycotting corporate chains, Rex Murphy and a critique of affirmative action, and a list of public places they have thrown up in. It's kind of gross! It's kind of sexy! Please enjoy.
2019-08-271h 13Dumb Bitch MediaISIS Lowkey Fell OffEv and Sophie talk about Ottawa's gay mayor and a hometown Proud Boy connection. Then they get into the latest from the SNC-Lavalin Affair and terrorist blooper reels.
2019-08-201h 24Dumb Bitch MediaDDYSBRTEv and Sophie discuss Epstein conspiracy theories, what kind of deli meat Joe Biden most resembles, the queerness of divorce, the Most Dangerous Game, and vanity plates. Please DM if you have a copy of "The Hunt" or "I Love You, Daddy".
2019-08-131h 16Dumb Bitch MediaYou Don't Need the StageEv and Sophie discuss conjugal visits, music festival attire, and the recent mass shootings in the United States.
2019-08-061h 16Dumb Bitch MediaSome Facts About AlligatorsEv and Sophie discuss medicare for all, Baltimore, and Canadian cross-country fugitives. We have parenting advice for you and we're not afraid to share it.
2019-07-301h 16Dumb Bitch Media"Are You Mad At Me?"
Ev and Sophie are joined by friends of pod and fellow podcasters Rob (@dumbandawful) and Brett (@relentlessbored) from Dumb & Awful (@dumbawfulshow) to discuss ASAP Rocky vs. the Swedish justice system, FaceApp, Ilhan Omar, recovery humour, and sword lesbians. Is Rob mad at Ev? Only time will tell.
2019-07-231h 14Dumb Bitch MediaAllegations DietEv and Sophie talk post comedy and public apologies re: Aziz Ansari's new special. ScarJo's upcoming role as a tree, plantation man/prog rock bassist Beto O'Rourke, and the dangers of being an e-girl.
2019-07-161h 24Dumb Bitch MediaGrow Up and Get Into Adult Baby StuffEv and Sophie cast their own Disney movie, weigh in on the Epstein case, and discuss Lil Nas X. #FuckMelnyk
2019-07-091h 13
Dumb Bitch Media**UNLOCKED** I'm So High I Forgot to Podcast.mp3Ev and Sophie discuss Renata Ford's candidacy and what Lithuanians are good for anyways, celebrity anti-vax advocates, Slack going public, and the abolishment of time itself.2019-07-0551 minDumb Bitch MediaPiano Teacher EnergyEv and Sophie come out as sports bitch media (again), discuss the sexy dalai lama, and feature an IRL dumb bitch of the week.
2019-07-021h 18Dumb Bitch MediaBobcastEv and Sophie check in with more CanPol, discuss the benefits of abolishing the oppressive force of time, and name Bob an official co-host. Is technology bad?
2019-06-2558 minDumb Bitch MediaBoylentEv and Sophie log on from Toronto to discuss ongoing police violence, POC icons, and the oppressive nature of prank television. Should Ev cut her legs off?
2019-06-181h 07Dumb Bitch MediaEvelyns Have Layers/Sophie of the OperaEv and Sophie discuss important celebrity deaths, raw-dogging for the environment, what it takes to win a fight, and the grand-daughter of the Canadian healthcare system Elisha Cuthbert.
2019-06-111h 10Dumb Bitch MediaThe Richest Cop in the World ft. Evan MacDonald
Ev and Sophie are joined by Evan MacDonald from Kino Lefter (@MacDonaldtweets) to discuss whether incels can get surgery on their personalities, The Chronicles of Narnia as an important piece of left literature, and darwin theory as applied to people who can afford to climb Mt. Everest.
2019-06-041h 22Dumb Bitch MediaRemembrance Day BangersEv and Sophie discuss beer pong for the troops, the hot to weird age-gap-relationship ratio, Theresa May and the Crying Gap, and buying beer at the dépanneur/bodega/convenience store regionalism. Stay tuned for the DBM Remembrance Day Bangers playlist on Spotify.
2019-05-281h 05Dumb Bitch MediaThis Is a Podcast About a Girl Named Lucky
Ev and Sophie consider the benefits of body shaming as political praxis, discuss Uber's new policies, and whether brands have the right to be horny. This is a podcast about a podcast about an instagram about a girl #FreeBritney
2019-05-211h 17Dumb Bitch MediaPulling out WorksEv and Sophie discuss the ableist nature of collective action, VolCel stolen valour, makeup for the fellas, and whether gamers deserve rights. For an authentic listening experience, please pretend that Ev is naked and absolutely ripping hangover yaks in your bathroom.
2019-05-141h 10Dumb Bitch MediaAMAB (All Mounties Are Bastards)Ev and Sophie defend boyfriend's rights to be ugly, discuss police brutality in Canada, brands curing mental illness, and whether being disgusting is feminist. Newfie isn't a slur. #AMAB
2019-05-071h 13Dumb Bitch MediaThe World Is Your Safe Injection SiteEv and Sophie discuss Joe Biden fan ship dynamics, cool ways for Ontario to spend money, female celebrities that aren’t gay (????), and reply guy Elon Musk. Climate change is fake unless it sinks Vancouver.
2019-04-301h 11Dumb Bitch Media6ix Gods ft. Heidi MatthewsEv and Sophie are joined by special guest Heidi Matthews, professor of law at Osgoode Hall and host of the Heidi Matthews on Demand podcast, to discuss the fallout of a sex worker being denied honours thesis supervision. Later in the episode they go on to discuss female active shooters (Girl Boss), Easter and the Devil’s Easter (420)
Find Heidi on Twitter @heidi__matthews, and listen to her podcast, Heidi Matthews On Demand, in all the regular podcast places. #HMODPOD
2019-04-231h 14Dumb Bitch MediaOsama Bin BaddiesEv and Sophie discuss Wiki-Leaked images of a cat wearing a tie, freegan cannibalism, anti-sexual assault inventions, and whether the right can meme. Someone please convince us to quit comedy and become tradwives.
2019-04-1655 minDumb Bitch MediaSharks on The BrainBack from a soul searching journey to rural Newfoundland, Ev and Sophie discuss politicians suing for defamation, labour rights for kid cagers, marine biology, and the first documented blowjob. The reviews are in, Ev is not a catfish. Online threats are out, pulling up is in.
2019-04-091h 09Dumb Bitch MediaFetus FuelsEv and Sophie discuss your creepy uncle’s run for the Democratic nomination, dry weddings, the history of secular xenophobia in Québec, and alternative options for renewable energy. Miley Cyrus is straight. It’s always okay to steal from Walmart. Go get a Naxolone kit.
2019-04-021h 14Dumb Bitch MediaBagelGateEv and Sophie discuss parliamentary snacking habits, hot takes about 90s music, and the potential implications of hate speech. This episode is 100% beef, not vegan.
2019-03-271h 19Dumb Bitch MediaChelsea Clinton Fuck a Fan ChallengeEv and Sophie sit down to shame presidential daughters, discuss online reactionaries, and reveal our own teenage social media presence. Take a shot every time we talk about Chelsea Clinton.
2019-03-191h 15Dumb Bitch MediaPocahontas Was ItalianIt’s time to face the facts. Ev and Sophie discuss Melania conspiracy theories, venue accessibility, shocking documentary revelations about J. M. Barrie, and the importance of a safe space in which students can call their professors hot. Whoever robbed Ev, consider this your official warning.
2019-03-121h 11Dumb Bitch MediaInvestigative JournalismEv and Sophie log on to discuss adultery at the Oscars, which Jonas Brother is a lesbian, and marshmallow related choking deaths. Happy 18th birthday Ev!
2019-03-051h 10Dumb Bitch MediaBernie BroadsEv and Sophie come out as Bernie Bros, address ground level podcast promotion, and discuss what it means to be a Pisces. #weareteamjordan
2019-02-261h 17Dumb Bitch MediaIf That's Your Girl, Why is she Listening to Our Podcast?Ev and Sophie discuss Amazon's dashed plans for New York, SNL (the finest comedy television programme), Calvin Klein's ephebophilia, and Club Penguin's importance to northern indigenous communities. They have hot sauce in their bags (swag).
2019-02-191h 04Dumb Bitch MediaDick ScienceEv and Sophie discuss what’s really killing the bees, predictions as to the proportions of Jeff Bezos’ dick, Valentine’s Day horror stories, and secret clues in Nancy Pelosi’s wardrobe choices.
2019-02-121h 17Dumb Bitch MediaSuper Bowl Champ LIII - Hilary DuffEv and Sophie talk about unpaid digital labour, Wavves the punk landlord, their respective claims to legion hall royalty, and the true champion of the Super Bowl LIII - Hilary Duff. Lobster girls are the new horse girls.
2019-02-051h 11Dumb Bitch MediaShould We Get a P.O. BoxEv and Sophie review the new Weezer cover album, bicker about hate speech, dole out unsolicited relationship advice, and reveal DBM's (fickle) sports team affiliations. Send us stuff.
2019-01-281h 15Dumb Bitch MediaYeet The RichEv and Sophie take a break from battling the harsh Canadian winter to discuss Cardi B and the tone police, mason jar grifts, facial recognition conspiracy theories, and sucking dick to save the day.
2019-01-231h 02Dumb Bitch MediaSponsor Us East Side MariosEv and Sophie discuss Jeff Bezos' divorce, comedians who don't tip, and the mechanics of getting pregnant. This episode is not sponsored by East Side Marios.
We are not sorry for the dog noises throughout this recording.
2019-01-1655 minDumb Bitch MediaNew Year, Same BitchIn the first episode of the podcast Ev and Sophie discuss the Golden Globes, social media politicians, our internet beefs, and some real stupid bitches.
2019-01-0852 min