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The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 3, Episode 20: Colonel HomerTake the kid out of the theater and take a big breath of cheese powder, cause this week we’re watching Season 3 Episode 20: Colonel Homer! Join Kailyn & Robert as they discuss the music from the episode, the awkwardness of riding in a car when your parents are fighting, and the lucrative nature of Matt Groening.
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2023-02-011h 09The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - ShopliftingHang up your picture of Reagan and flush the beads down the toilet, cause this week we’ere watching Tracey Ullman Short #40: Shoplifting!
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2023-01-3013 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 3, Episode 19: Dog Of DeathRoll out the beef chub and grab your shit tickets because this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 19: Dog of Death! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they try out a new format for the show, talk about Kaitlyn’s poor pregnancy feet, and that time Robert impressed their friends with a bunch of Magnum condoms.
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2023-01-111h 08The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode -The Ullman Shorts - Home HypnotismWipe off your lip streaks and slather on some Country Crock, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #39: Home Hypnotism!
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2023-01-0911 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 3, Episode 18: Separate VocationsFill out your Scantron and refresh your Common Law knowledge, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 18: Separate Vocations! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they reminisce about standardized tests of yore, the necessity of a security water bottle, and the timeless joys of taking a picture of your own butt.
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2023-01-041h 39The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 3, Episode 17: Homer At The BatStrap on your facemask and chug your last Jogging in a Jug, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 17: Homer At The Bat! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they discuss the oversaturation of the cookie delivery market, Robert’s perilous time as a baseball umpire, and why neither Robert nor Kaitlyn will ever join an adult sports league.
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2022-12-281h 28The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 3, Episode 16: Bart The LoverAdjust your lazy eye patch and bet on the last chicken you have in the race, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 16: Bart The Lover! Join Kaitlyn & Robert as they discuss the perils of selling Boy Scout popcorn, the wild finish of the World Cup, and Robert’s youthful yoyo addiction.
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2022-12-211h 40The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - Scary MovieStuff your face full of popcorn and stay up way past your bedtime, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #38: Scary Movie!
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2022-12-1913 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 3, Episode 15: Homer AloneWrap up your dick sock and blow through your best polka dot underwear, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 15: Homer Alone! Join Kaitlyn & Robert as they discuss the experience of the “last straw,” Robert’s two best beanie babies, and exactly what is going on with the huge tits at Rancho Relaxo.
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2022-12-141h 40The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - Bart’s Little FantasyTake a look at the exposed subfloor and pick up the feathers, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #37: Bart’s Little Fantasy!
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2022-12-1215 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 3, Episode 14: Lisa The GreekPut those Taylor Swift tickets up for auction and relish in the only win your fantasy team has this year, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 14: Lisa The Greek! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they discuss the prevalence of modern sports betting, Kaitlyn’s childhood obsession with I Love Lucy, and the one historic concert Robert wishes he could have attended.
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2022-11-231h 30The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - Bart The HeroGrab yourself a PayDay and bloop yourself onto the couch, cause this week we’re watching Ullman Short #36: Bart The Hero!
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2022-11-2117 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 3, Episode 13: Radio BartTake a bite out of your foam football and pay Elon his $8, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 13: Radio Bart! Join Robert and Kaitlyn as they discuss Chuck E. Cheese birthday parties, the 1938 War of the Worlds incident, and that time Kaitlyn was really jealous of her neighbors’ lawnmower.
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2022-11-161h 26The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - The Krusty The Clown ShowTake a seat in the studio audience and put your good jokes in the right pocket, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #35: The Krusty The Clown Show!
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2022-11-1413 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - Season 3 Mid Season ReviewFinish your DuoLingo and break out your best announcer voice, cause this week we’re having our Season 3 Mid-Season Review! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they discuss and rate the first half of the season, Robert’s biker-in-training t-shirt, and which of Robert’s siblings is the actual favorite.
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2022-11-091h 03The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - Simpsons ChristmasSet your alarms for 2:00 AM and get ready to pay Santa Clause, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #34: Simpsons Christmas!
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2022-11-0722 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 3, Episode 12: I Married MargePrepare for the Feast of the Holy Circumcision and get a good look at Daniel Radcliffe’s wiener, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 12: I Married Marge! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they talk about their Halloween Costumes, the mysterious beverage Champale, and the day that Robert proposed to Kaitlyn.
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2022-11-021h 33The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - Punching BagFind your motivation and check your sundial, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #33: Punching Bag!
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2022-10-3111 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 3, Episode 11: Burns Verkaufen Der KraftwerkSay good morning to your Ukranian neighbor and try to straighten out your wrinkly dollar, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 11: Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk! Join Kaitlyn and Robert as they discuss the benefits of plastic surgery, that time Robert could have ridden in a monster truck, and something Ronald Reagan definitely didn’t do!
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2022-10-261h 41The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - The Bart Simpson ShowNavigate the labyrinth and turn on your favorite violent cartoons, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #32: The Bart Simpson Show!
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2022-10-2415 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 3, Episode 10: Flaming Moe’sPour out all your Pepsi products and pour a bowl of Coca Shingles, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 10: Flaming Moe’s! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they discuss Kaitlyn’s childhood sleepovers, the multiple rules to calling Jinx, and why Robert is no longer welcomed at Five Guys.
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2022-10-191h 38The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - Shell GameClose the kitchen door and practice your sleight of hand, because this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #31: Shell Game!
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2022-10-1709 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 3, Episode 9: Saturdays Of ThunderThrow out all your Proctor & Gamble products and take a bite out of your baseboard, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 9: Saturdays of Thunder! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they talk about Robert’s collection of 4th place medals, meet their latest internet hater, and how Robert’s Sunday school teacher thought he would end up in prison.
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2022-10-121h 31The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - Shut Up, Simpsons!Brush up on your material culture and get ready for the group hug, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #30: Shut Up, Simpsons!
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2022-10-1014 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 3, Episode 8: Lisa’s PonyBust out your favorite historic instrument and take a stab at a B Flat scale, because this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 8: Lisa’s Pony! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they discuss the perils of a tough audience, Robert’s cool middle school clique, and why a teapot is worthless if it can’t make tea.
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2022-10-051h 29The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - Zoo StoryCall up your all-male cast and share the peanuts with the primates, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short 29: Zoo Story!
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2022-10-0314 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 3, Episode 7: Treehouse of Horror IIKick the training dummy in the crotch and suck on your gravy strings, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 7: Treehouse of Horror II! Join Robert and Kaitlyn as they talk about seeing Hannibal in the movie theater, the time Robert saw someone wreck their kidneys, and why you should participate in the Teal Pumpkin Project.
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2022-09-281h 19The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - The Art MuseumSnap a picture of the Mona Lisa and breeze through the rest of The Louvre, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #28: The Art Museum!
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2022-09-2616 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 3, Episode 6: Like Father Like ClownPut the wine bottle on your hat and adjust the royal codpiece, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 6: Like Father Like Clown! Join Robert and Kaitlyn as they talk about the best deli in Philadelphia, how long one should wait to see a deceased monarch, and the best part of visiting the crown jewels.
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2022-09-211h 41The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - The Money JarOpen the cookie jar and start counting pennies, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #27: The Money Jar!
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2022-09-1912 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 3, Episode 5: Homer DefinedJump on the see-saw and adjust your billion dollar toupee, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 5: Homer Defined! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they discuss their favorite way to give greeting cards, Kaitlyn’s obsession with her Fantasy Football Team, and why you should never play Monopoly with Robert.
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2022-09-141h 35The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - Bart’s HiccupsBreathe in deep and grab a can of cream of broccoli soup, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #26: Bart’s Hiccups!
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2022-09-1211 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 3, Episode 4: Bart The MurdererSpring out of bed and pour yourself a big bowl of Jackie-O’s, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 4: Bart The Murderer! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they discuss the weird rituals of actors, why buying a car totally sucks, and how for 1/3 or the year Robert’s mood is determined by teenagers on television.
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2022-09-071h 23The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - Family PortraitPut on your best sweater and crack open a Foster’s, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #25: Family Portrait!
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2022-09-0517 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 3, Episode 3: When Flanders FailedGrab your favorite pinking shears and count the chambers in your colon, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 3: When Flanders Failed! Join Robert and Kaitlyn as they discuss that time Pee Wee Herman made Little Robert write a letter, why men agree to smell stinky things, and celebrate 3,000 all-time downloads!
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2022-08-311h 28The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - The AquariumPut on your lucky red swim trunks and remember you dive card, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #24: The Aquarium!
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2022-08-2912 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 3, Episode 2: Mr. Lisa Goes To WashingtonCount your advertising dollars and buy a whole bunch of bananas, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 2: Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington! Join Robert and Kaitlyn as they talk about the timelessness of junk mail, Thomas Jefferson’s actual list of accomplishments, and how Tik Tok parallels the world of professional directing.
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2022-08-241h 33The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts- ClosetedFinish your chores and head to the family car, because this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #23: Closeted!
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2022-08-2211 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 3, Episode 1: Stark Raving DadRe-read the Second Amendment and call your favorite sexy 900 number, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 1: Stark Raving Dad! Join Robert and Kaitlyn as they discuss what their pets’ voices sound like, what you do with art when it’s made by lousy people, and that one time when all the answers actually were “C.”
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2022-08-171h 42The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts- The PagansGather your crystals and fashion new clothes from fig leaves, because this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #22: The Pagans!
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2022-08-1514 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - Season 2 ReviewLoosen up those sinuses and accept your male-pattern baldness, because this week we’re finally getting to our review of Season 2! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they talk about their favorite Season 2 jokes, moments, and episodes!
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2022-08-101h 22The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - SkateboardingSlather on some sunscreen and lace up your roller skates, cause this week we’re watching Trace Ullman Short #21: Skateboarding!
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2022-08-0812 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 2, Episode 22: Blood FeudThread your needles and check your blood types, cause this week we’re watching Season 2, Episode 22: Blood Feud! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they talk about Kaitlyn’s adventures in the Tour de France, the wretched heat of New York City, and the second opportunity we’ve had this season to see Mr. Burns naked.
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2022-07-271h 35The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - Gone Fishin’Crack open your Shenandoah Shandy and make yourself a worm & bologna sandwich, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #20: Gone Fishin!
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2022-07-2516 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 2, Episode 21: Three Men And A Comic BookFill up your circus mugs and rev up your tiny car engines, cause this week we’re watching Season 2, Episode 21: Three Men And A Comic Book! Join Kaitlyn & Robert as they dive into the Bart/Lisa dynamic, the episode’s use of pathetic fallacy, and The Simpsons’ connection to the Wet Bandits.
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2022-07-201h 33The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - Grampa And The KidsPrime your snuff packets and get control of your rickets, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #19: Grandpa And The Kids!
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2022-07-1815 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 2, Episode 20: War Of The SimpsonsTie up your fish hooks and crack open your study Bible, cause this week we’re watching Season 2, Episode 20: The War Of The Simpsons! Join Kaitlyn & Robert as they meet our buddy Jailbird/Snake, discuss the epic game of Safety & Doorknob, and chat about Satan’s Boners & other silly religious tracts.
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2022-07-131h 29The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - Scary StoriesSteel your nerves and turn off the lights, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #18: Scary Stories!
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2022-07-1117 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 2, Episode 19: Lisa’s SubstituteFold up some paper footballs and get your campaign signs ready, cause this week we’re watching Season 2, Episode 19: Lisa’s Substitute! Join Kaitlyn & Robert as they talk about their very first Escalator To Nowhere hate mail, the hotness level of Mrs. Krabappel, and one of the most iconic Simpsons moments of all time.
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2022-07-061h 41The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - The Perfect CrimeBreak out the chocolate chips and make room in your belly, because in this week’s bonus episode we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #17: The Perfect Crime!
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2022-07-0414 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 2, Episode 18: Brush With GreatnessClean off your paint brushes and practice your geometric shapes, cause this week we’re watching Season 2, Episode 18: Brush With Greatness! C’mon down as Robert and Kaitlyn talk about Kaitlyn’s new career on The Price Is Right, Robert’s irrational fear of water slides, and the time Robert helped create a culinary abomination at Golden Corral.
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2022-06-291h 35The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - World War IIIStock up on your canned goods and try to beat the clock, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #16: World War III!
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2022-06-2713 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 2, Episode 17: Old MoneyGrease up the monkey bars and rip open your favorite flavor of Kool-Aid, cause this week we’re watching Season 2, Episode 17: Old Money! Join Kaitlyn and Robert as we discuss the wild liquor laws in Pennsylvania, the time Kaitlyn’s parents visited a discount safari, and the terrible fate of Kaitlyn’s horse from Red Dead Redemption.
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2022-06-221h 34The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - Kaitlyn’s Skinner/Krabappel Closet MuralClean your brushes and prep your pallet, cause this week’s very special bonus episode is about Kaitlyn’s newest artistic endeavor! Be sure to check out our Instagram so you can see the finished mural, based on the Skinner/Krabappel makeout scene from Grade School Confidential!
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2022-06-2021 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 2, Episode 16: Bart’s Dog Gets An F & 50th Episode Celebration!Cash in your giant novelty check and double-tie your Assassins, cause this week we’re celebrating our 50th episode with Season 2, Episode 16: Bart’s Dog Gets An F! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they shout out some top fans, discuss the earth-shattering Ed McMahon Mandela Effect, and exactly how many kids the Cosby Family had.
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2022-06-151h 30The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - Bart’s HaircutTake off your sombrero and comb the lines in your hair, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #15: Bart’s Haircut!
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2022-06-1312 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 2, Episode 15: Oh Brother Where Art ThouSend your credit card info to 23 & Me and tip your hat to His Holiness, cause this week we’re watching Season 2, Episode 15: Oh Brother Where Art Thou? Join Kaitlyn & Robert as they reminisce about carnival dunking booths, the time little Robert learned the word “bastard,” and what Americans actually want in a car.
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2022-06-081h 12The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - Space PatrolCaptain’s Log: This week we’re joining Lisuey & Magina in their quest to destroy the evil Bartron in Tracey Ullman Short #14: Space Patrol!
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2022-06-0614 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 2, Episode 14: Principal CharmingSnap on those Nike high tops and get your neon sweatbands ready, cause this week we’re watching Season 2, Episode 14: Principal Charming! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as we discuss exercise fads through the ages, all-you-can-eat strategy, and the troubles of nail-biting around hydrochloric acid.
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2022-06-011h 17The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - Bart And Homer’s DinnerFry up some fish nuggies and prep your pork-a-roni, cause we’re watching Trace Ullman Short #13: Bart & Homer’s Dinner!
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2022-05-3011 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 2, Episode 13: Homer vs. Lisa & The 8th CommandmentCrank up your coaxials and slip the cable guy fifty bucks- this week we’re watching Season 2, Episode 13: Homer vs. Lisa And The 8th Commandment! Join Kaitlyn & Robert as we talk about this episode’s awesome 90’s nostalgia, the amazing march of technology over time, and the trouble with focusing too much on the 10 Commandments.
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2022-05-251h 27The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - Season 2 Mid-Season ReviewGrab your archeology brushes, cause we’re brushing away the debris and digging deep into the first-half of Season 2! On this bonus episode, we review the first 12 episodes of the season, rate each episode on our Binary System, and talk about our favorite episodes and jokes.
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2022-05-231h 12The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 2, Episode 12: The Way We WasTurn up the Carpenters and fluff out your giant collars, cause this week we’re venturing back to 1974 for Season 2, Episode 12: The Way We Was! Join us as we talk about the introduction of multiple characters, how the Bible Game sent Robert into a rage, and how freakin’ good this episode is.
Do your self a favor and read Roger Ebert's review of Freddie Got Fingered.
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2022-05-181h 40The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus - The Ullman Shorts - House Of CardsOpen up that Bicycle pack and steady your hand, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #12: House Of Cards!
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2022-05-1610 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 2, Episode 11: One Fish, Two Fish, Blow Fish, Blue FishPut down that dry meatloaf and grab your karaoke machines, cause this week we’re watching Season 2, Episode 11: One Fish, Two Fish, Blow Fish, Blue fish! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as we talk about our love for all things sushi, the forward-thinking of the Simpsons production team, and why we’re not supposed to love Abe Simpson too much.
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2022-05-111h 35The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - FootballPrep your tastebuds for some frosty chocolate milkshakes, cause this week we're watching Ullman Short #11: Football!
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2022-05-0914 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 2, Episode 10: Bart Gets Hit By A CarStart soaking them business cards and stretch before you chase the ambulance, cause we’re watching S02E10: Bart Gets Hit By A Car! Join Kaitlyn & Robert as we get introduced to Lionel Hutz & Dr. Nick Riviera, talk about our experiences as jurors, and strap in tight for the hard left turn this episode takes in the last five minutes!
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2022-05-041h 06The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - Maggie’s BrainGrab your grocery bags & start counting piggies, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #10: Maggie’s Brain!
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2022-05-0212 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 2, Episode 9: Itchy & Scratchy & MargePull up some carpet and turn up the volume, cause this week we’re watching S02E09: Itchy & Scratchy & Marge! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they discuss the ridiculousness of tv censorship, self-help via YouTube University, and fond memories of youth and Kid Cuisine.
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2022-04-271h 29The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - The FuneralPut on your black suit and grab your mourning face shield, because this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Show Short #9: The Funeral!
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2022-04-2525 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 2, Episode 8: Bart The DaredevilPrime the shark tank and get a good parking spot (over near Truckasaurus)! This week, we’re watching S02E08, Bart The Daredevil! Join Kaitlyn & Robert as we discuss the artistic merits of professional wrestling, Marge & Homer’s self-congratulations in parenting, and the continued development of Simpsons long-running gags.
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2022-04-201h 06The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - Making FacesGrab your pitchforks and tug those nostrils, this week we're watching Tracey Ullman Short #8: Making Faces!
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2022-04-1812 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 2, Episode 7: Bart Vs. ThanksgivingPass the cranberry sauce (we're having mashed potatoes!), cause we're continuing our romp through Season 2 and watching Bart Vs. Thanksgiving! Join Kaitlyn & Robert as we handle some unfinished business, discuss the hierarchy of curse words, and meet the cantankerous Mrs. Bouvier for the first time!
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2022-04-131h 16The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - Dinner TimeGrab your spot at the table and get ready for some purple goop, cause today we’re watching The Ullman Shorts #7: Dinner Time!
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2022-04-1112 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 2, Episode 6: Dead Putting SocietyPick out your Sunday best (and don't forget the matching hat), cause we're heading to the green for Season 2, Episode 6: Dead Putting Society! Join Kaitlyn & Robert as we discuss the origins of Jerk-ass Homer, real high school vs. HBO's Euphoria, and the beginnings of super-religious Ned Flanders.
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2022-04-061h 29The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - The PacifierPrime your nipples, cause we’re delivering another bonus episode! Today, we’re talking about the Tracey Ullman Short #5: The Pacifier!
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2022-03-2815 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - Babysitting MaggiePlop a seat on the couch and grab your favorite ice cream bowl/ash try, cause we're gonna be venturing into The Ullman Shorts Episode 4, Babysitting Maggie!
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2022-03-2118 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 2, Episode 3: Treehouse Of Horror IGrab those flashlights and climb up into the treehouse; it's time for some spooky stories with the first edition of Treehouse of Horror! This week, we discuss how these stories scared Robert as a child, Lisa's introspection, and the hype surrounding the TOH series.
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2022-03-161h 09The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - Jumping BartWe're taking you on a leap of faith journey this week with the third short from the Tracey Ullman Show: Jumping Bart!
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2022-03-1412 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 2, Episode 2: Simpson And DelilahLoad up your Talkboy and slather yourself in Dimoxinil, cause we’re hauling these luscious locks into Season 2, Episode 2: Simpson And Delilah. Join us as we talk about the perils of male pattern baldness, where we find all the good coffee, and how Kaitlyn daggum near killed Robert with a hilariously giant guitar!
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2022-03-091h 08The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 2, Episode 1: Bart Gets An ”F”Time to bust out "Ol' Red" and see if Robert & Kaitlyn can make the grade with S02E01, Bart Gets An "F!" Come along as we talk about the immediate improvements the series shows in Season 2, the eternal childhood struggle with grades, and why the 1976 King Kong is not for children's eyes!
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2022-03-021h 22The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - End of Season 1 Wrap-upSweet, merciful crap- we actually made it! Welcome to the end of Season 1! Join us for a very special bonus episode as we discuss the season as a whole, pick our favorite moments, and offer our final thoughts before we move on to Season 2. We're so excited to share this moment with our listeners!
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2022-02-281h 05The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 1, Episode 13: Some Enchanted EveningTime to call a babysitter and get ready to head out on the town for a night of dancing and romancing! We finally made it to the end of Season 1! This week join Kaitlyn & Robert as we talk about the oddity placement of this episode in the season, Dr. Marvin Monroe's fleeting short-term memory, and why we shouldn't have been watching Unsolved Mysteries as kids.
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2022-02-231h 38The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 1, Episode 12: Krusty Gets BustedYou’ll never recognize us this week as we don our Lone Ranger masks and rob the Kwik-E-Mart in this week’s episode, S01E12- Krusty Gets busted! Join Kaitlyn & Robert as we discuss the tidal wave of character development in the late first season, the introduction of V-Chips and television ratings, and how much we enjoy watching the late first season come into its stride.
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2022-02-161h 06The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - 02 Watching TVGrab your snacks and find your seat on the couch! Today we're "Watching TV!" Come along as we further explore the Simpsons' original shorts, discuss the nature of fighting with your siblings, and Kaitlyn learns about the wonder that is nut butter!
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2022-02-1416 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - The Ullman Shorts - 01 Good NightGet ready to recall your childhood trauma as we discuss the first of 48 shorts from the Simpsons origins on the Tracey Ullman Show! In this short, Homer & Marge tuck the kids into bed, inadvertently terrorizing all three in various ways, which prompts Robert & Kaitlyn to discuss their own childhood experiences, like wasps in the house and pooping your pants at McDonald's!
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2022-02-0727 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 1, Episode 10: Homer’s Night OutWear your sexiest underpants and get ready to dance the night away when Homer heads out to a bachelor party and gets photographed by Bart and his secret spy camera! This week, we watched Homer's Night Out, so join us as we discuss the chit chat of married life, Kaitlyn's extreme distaste for packing peanuts, and the difficulty of taking a picture of the dent in Robert's butt cheek.
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2022-02-021h 04The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason1, Episode 9: Life On The Fast LaneWe've got our bowling shoes sized 13 AA on and we're doused in French Perfume, so let's hit the lanes! In this episode, we meet Jacques, a smooth-talking Frenchman who attempts to lead Marge astray from her marriage, as we discuss the Simpsons matrimonial struggles, Homer's foibles, Marge's character development, and the introduction of Lenny! We also introduce a new segment: Oops, We Fucked Up! to help us correct some of our past mistakes.
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2022-01-261h 02The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 1, Episode 8: The Tell Tale HeadLight your torches and grab your favorite pitchforks, we're joining the mob as they chase down the villains who defaced the statue of beloved Springfield founder, Jebediah Springfield! On the way we'll talk about the origin of the Springfield mob, how to properly pronounce the episode title and/or Kearney's last name (Zzyzwycz), and whether or not Jebediah actually killed that bear.
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2022-01-1957 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode- Simpsons TattoosWe watched a YouTube video from Inked Magazine titled, "Marge is HOT," showing tattoo artists' reactions to different Simpsons tattoos, and decided to add our two cents to the conversation! Be sure to check out our Instagram @escalatortonowherepod for images of the tattoos and links to the artists' pages.
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2022-01-1729 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 1, Episode 7: The Call of The SimpsonsCome on out to the Muni Lot as we go on a camping adventure with The Simpsons! In this episode we talk about Cleveland Browns tailgating shenanigans, the woes of credit as an adult, and whether or not Marge actually buys into Homer's blatant bullshit.
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2022-01-1258 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 1, Episode 6: Moaning LisaThis week, we watch Moaning Lisa, which provides us with a lot of discussion fodder surrounding Harry Shearer, 1990s parents vs. parenting today, and the reason a certain toothpaste brand had to change their name in Spanish-speaking countries!
You can check out the Simpsons Wiki on Fandom here:https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Moaning_Lisa?so=search
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-K & R
2022-01-051h 18The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 1, Episode 5: Bart The GeneralMoving along in series 1, we watch Bart The General! Join us as we talk through the episode, discuss the influence of Hitchcock on the show, and consider Homer's dubious fatherly advice.
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2021-12-2952 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode - Our Simpsons Xmas Gifts!Hey, check out a few of our Christmas gifts to each other!
The "Cast of Thousands" Puzzle: https://theop.games/products/puzzle/the-simpsons-cast-of-thousands-1000-piece-puzzle/
The Ralph's Valentines Day Box sticker: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1066046013/ralph-wiggum-valentines-day-mail-box?click_key=2df9c287221cb4516b691def554eeb9842a40a3a%3A1066046013&click_sum=9ff62e32&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=ralph+wiggum&ref=sr_gallery-1-17&organic_search_click=1&frs=1&sca=1
The National Grammar Rodeo shirt: https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/National-Grammar-Rodeo-by-HammockComplex/37170349.UGYPM?country_code=U...
2021-12-2916 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 1, Episode 4: There‘s No Disgrace Like HomeThe series starts to hit its stride when the family embarrasses Homer at the company picnic, so he decides to haul everyone to family therapy under Dr. Marvin Monroe. Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they discuss embarrassing each other at Target, their love/hate relationship with gelatin-based foods, and Homer switching roles with Marge.
You can check out this episode's Simpsons WIki on Fandom here: https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/There%27s_No_Disgrace_Like_Home
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2021-12-2259 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastBonus Episode- Kaitlyn‘s Simpsons BlanketAs she continues learning more about The Simpsons, Kaitlyn is putting her new crocheting skills to use, creating a blanket inspired by different scenes and characters from the series. Listen to her describe both the inspiration and process of creating a project as big as the Simpsons series itself.
Be sure to check out the photos of the blanket's progress on our Instagram @escalatortonowherepod, and be sure to drop us a line at escalatortonowherepod@gmail.com. We look forward to hearing from you!
-K & R
2021-12-2015 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 1, Episode 3: Homer‘s OdysseyThings are about to get real dark, real quick on this episode! Homer loses his job at the nuclear plant, and falls into a depression until he turns things around with a new life's purpose. Join Kaitlyn & Robert as they discuss the new character reveals this episode offers, Bart's relationship with Homer, and that one really weird-looking kid with the football head.
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2021-12-1547 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 1, Episode 2: Bart The GeniusBart swaps his test with newly-introduced teacher's pet, Martin Prince, and get in way over his head when his genius test score gets him promoted to the school's gifted program. Robert & Kaitlyn reminisce about their own time in elementary school gifted programs, and Robert confronts a hard truth about his high school locker combination.
You can check out the Simpsons Wiki page for this episode here: https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Bart_the_Genius
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2021-12-0851 minThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastSeason 1, Episode 1: Simpsons Roasting On An Open FireWe launch our first episode with what was intended to be the 8th episode of the series, Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire, AKA: The Simpsons Christmas Special. Here, we get introduced to the family, but also a number of recurring characters, including a suspiciously secular Ned Flanders!
You can read the Simpsons Wiki for this episode here: https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Simpsons_Roasting_on_an_Open_Fire
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2021-12-0834 min
The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons PodcastThe Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons Podcast- The TrailerAhoy-hoy! We're Kaitlyn & Robert, a married couple who are beginning their watch through the entire Simpsons series. Robert is a long-embiggened Simpsons fan, but Kaitlyn's depth of knowledge is a feeble as a popsicle skyscraper.
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-R & K
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