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firstlastDias sonolentos em uma cidade grande (Vida versus Morte) (#171)"Vida e morte nos noticiários, Colunas e fileiras de pessoas, Pessoas, pessoas, A cidade tem um visual de camuflagem, Via satélite a cidade aparenta ser um coletivo de resíduos, Farelos onde pessoas habitam e circulam, A sacola de plástico é o produto menos caro, ..."
O episódio #172 será publicado em Hubhopper.com, também provavelmente os episódios #173 e #174, depois voltarei e continuarei publicando em Spotify for Creators.
https://firstlast.hubhopper.com/
(c) fjgr
Idioma principal: pt-BR.
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2025-01-0503 min
firstlastSleepy days in a big city (Life versus Death) (#171)"Life and death in the news, Columns and rows of people, People, people, The city has a camouflage look, Via satellite the city appears to be a waste collective, Crumbs where people live and circulate, The plastic bag is the least expensive product, ..."
Episode #172 will be published on Hubhopper.com, also probably episodes #173 and #174, then I'll come back and continue publishing on Spotify for Creators.
https://firstlast.hubhopper.com/
(c) fjgr
Main language: en-NZ.
All these texts...
2025-01-0503 min
firstlastAlgo sobre os Minions (#149)"Eu realmente não sei se atualmente usar as cores amarela e azul seria uma falha, mas sem estar presente, o visual de uma ilha com praia pode encher os olhos com a boa imaginação, mas estar presente sem a ajuda da civilização pode ser uma experiência sofrida, crianças precisam da ajuda dos adultos, e adultos precisam aprender a não fabricar crianças, assim todos esses figurantes dos minerais não morrerão em algum dia infeliz, transformar um bom desenho em duas dimensões em um bom desenho em três dimensões não é fácil...
2024-03-0303 min
firstlastSomething about the Minions (#149)"I really don't know if currently using yellow and blue colors would be a glitch, but without being present, the look of an island with a beach can be eye-popping with good imagination, but being present without the help of civilization can be a painful experience, children need help from adults, and adults need to learn not to manufacture children, so that all those mineral extras won't die some unfortunate day, turning a good two-dimensional drawing into a good three-dimensional drawing is not easy, ..." Watch the audiovisuals in podcast format that I published on Spreaker.com: 📍 bit.ly...
2024-03-0303 min
firstlastThe eternal suicide of pop music (#115)In this short audiovisual I mention the lyrics of songs that predominated in pop music in the US-GB language after the 1990s, eternally introspective existential song lyrics full of mismatches, consistent with the daily life of the rotating capitalism, but apparently the musical actors of the beige human race they couldn't or wanted to get out of that eternal suicide, wailing, wailing, wailing, I don't believe it's the fault of the Sun or some black hole, meanwhile the vocalists and dancers of the brown human race if they didn't go inside some evangelical church continued boasting ostentatiously suggesting that...
2022-11-2303 min
firstlastFlight simulator (#104)Certainly a simulation is useful to try to prevent problems from appearing before the definitive one, useful to try to avoid any damage.
An episode that mentions intelligence, and simulation.
Testimonials:
"Content with packaging." FIRSTLAST.
"Expressive art, artistic expression." firstlast.
(c) fjgr
Main languages used: Portuguese, English.
Translated from Brazilian language (pt-BR) to English by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast.
2022-09-0703 min
firstlastFull servicE (#095)FiRSTLAST, the supporter of self-management, mentions once again the personal goal of managing all the production stages of his work, not passing this responsibility on to other people.
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Main languages used: Portuguese, English.
Translated from Brazilian language (pt-BR) to English by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast.
2022-07-0703 min
firstlastrock culture (#084)FiRSTLAST in defense of firstlast: "I never agreed with everything that was related to the rock culture label, something overdosed with stereotypes, these stereotypes were reinforced by artists, audience, publishers and press. In the present day tattoos is something more related to the tattoo subject, it always has been, colored short hair is more related to stories drawn in the sequence of small frames, specifically japanese comic books. A look that is suitable for one does not necessarily suit everyone. The faster a person can partially or totally get rid of the overdose of these stereotypes, the better."
2022-04-2103 min
firstlastConversation (#075)FiRSTLAST, the communicator, mentions and explains: "The choice of the last two main languages that I am using in the texts is because, first, I had as a good reference related to my mother a woman of portuguese origin for a long period of time since I was a child, and when I was no longer living with my parents there was another good reference of portuguese origin, second, the use of the english language is alternative, and main in computing and on the internet, but the option for traditional and conservative english is because I like the thoughtful...
2022-02-1703 min
firstlastBeer or coffee? (#074)FiRSTLAST, who did not hate Chemistry and in his studies received high marks as personal satisfaction, momentarily enters the atmosphere of the end of the year in the noisy place where he works every day of the year for as many hours as possible, and starts to manufacture this next audiovisual that will be published next year, probably in February.
(c) fjgr
Main languages used: Portuguese, English.
Translated from Brazilian language (pt-BR) to English by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast.
2022-02-1003 min
firstlastThe Abominable Transparent House (#072)FiRSTLAST, the one who waits, when he thought he'd be without subject for an upcoming episode, by a fluke of fate was spurred on by a TV documentary about State terrorism. After watching the documentary long enough, he named this episode: The Abominable Transparent House.
What is this episode about? Please don't be an imbecile your whole life.
(c) fjgr
Main languages used: Portuguese, English.
Translated from Brazilian language (pt-BR) to English by Google Translate, proofreading and correction of translation errors by humble firstlast.
2022-01-2703 min
firstlastMycow ou Myox? (#070)Once you've decided to make or not make a person, the second choice is less difficult than the first, but neither is it an easy choice: What will the newborn's name be before it's even made? If born a boy will be Myox and if born a girl will be Mycow? Which father and mother would do this against a newborn even before it was made? Why is Google Translate afraid to do the right translation?
I mentioned this topic previously on Spreaker.com in audiovisual (#036), MyCowow Jack Ass, title difficult to translate, difficult to understand, but after...
2022-01-1303 min
firstlastOxTag? (#067)FiRSTLAST has some healthy obsessions with apps, and since he was a kid he's always wanted everything that belongs to him to be kept and well organized by himself, but this audiovisual isn't about a closet or a bookcase. From an internet search about a subject, other interesting subjects may arise, and it's useful to mention that it's a real demagogy to place children's drawings of happy animals in products and services related to food for carnivores, a real human falsehood, animals never would be happy to be raised to be killed. What about humans? Would be they happy...
2021-12-2303 min
firstlastYou are the man? (#063)FiRSTLAST, the self-manager, a keen observer and analyst of life in society and the various consequences of this existential human condition, dedicates special attention to some momentary feeling of inferiority and its persistence in a time when a newborn human is new and obsolete and will have to run a lot to understand the past until is not in the future to try to get second place in some human competition for immortality because in that the first place on the podium is for the minerals that reign supreme.
In this episode there is a new synthetic...
2021-11-2503 min
firstlastOrder and Progress? (#043)FiRSTLAST, the analyst, analyzes the phrase that is in the sky of a country's flag and goes beyond analysis, systematically puts it into practice in the serial production of these short audiovisuals, and if there is any chaos, it is well organized asymmetrically, or symmetrical to please the very being who is also naturally polite and conservative, also spiteful, specifically towards adults who try to make fools of themselves.
(c) fjgr
Main languages used: Portuguese, English.
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2021-07-0703 min
firstlastPositive for pollution-free coastline (#039)FiRSTLAST, the artist, in this audiovisual mentions the misfortune of associating a color with something and propagandizing it around planet Earth, examples: red is the color of communism, yellow is the color of social democracy, the rainbow is diversity sexual, light greenish blue is positive for ... the unpolluted coastline. And so the artistic activity has to be self-patrolled by the artist, predicting possible interpretations that will distort and devalue the time spent in carrying out a work of art on a planet full of databases and where everything has to be done faster and faster to supply Artificial Intelligence...
2021-06-1003 min
firstlasti (#036)FiRSTLAST, an authentic self-managed electronic cast in the first person singular, has no free time for practically nothing but work and study, study and work, in all this he continues to see that the distance in money between the richest and the poorest is a deep canyon and he himself never offered to be part of a suicide mission, gaze is faster than building a bridge or building a rocket to go to the moon and then return to our huge and tiny contrasting planet Earth, listen can also be useful, or not, he doesn’t even have time to...
2021-05-2003 min
firstlastsex _FendER? (#035)FiRSTLAST, the curious, after stopping to watch one of those programs on TV about crimes, internet search for a term used, and is amazed to discover that in some places in the USA there is "a pervert on every corner", even in places where there are no corners, this can lead a person to think about it and conclude that if a woman went to live in the U.S. is because she identified with the "lifestyle" of imperialist capitalists so propagandized by their film industry, there is no need to save and preserve, only is not a millionaire...
2021-05-1402 min
firstlastSorry, the government is gone (#029)FiRSTLAST, the viewer, detects some basic contradictions in daily life in this "new" capitalist system of replacing obsolete humans with the progression of new technologies and realizes that intelligence is not progressive for all surviving humans, unfortunately.
Pass a flannel on the stereo and turning the volume to maximum for when the stereo is turned on the person has a big scare is something well known, something like, confuse right with left, confuse clockwise with counterclockwise, confuse fuse with rifle, my experience says that the scare does not keep away the incredible forces that make the planet E...
2021-04-0401 min
firstlastThat is what happened (#025)FiRSTLAST, the thinker and traveler, travels to a distant past in thought through incomplete information about himself and tries to find out where his ancestors went until he was where he is today.
He concluded that he circulated around the Mediterranean Sea from North Africa, perhaps in a counterclockwise direction, went to where Europe is today, from there to the New World, perhaps passing through the central region of Latin America – never considered himself a Latin, in fact, every day that passes less, – he descended to the bottom of planet Earth in search of a place that was n...
2021-02-2601 min
firstlastEntertainment (#022)FiRSTLAST, the lucid, mentions that nowadays there are several entertainments, and with the help of arts professionals entertainments can become realistic and convincing simulations where what is shown is or was real, but if it was real, it is no longer. One of the entertainment that stands out is entertainment based on books of some religion.
Time can be a collection of informal dynamic abstractions not fully validated.
(c) fjgr
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Учитесь с Google Translate.
Main languages used: English, Brazilian.
2021-01-2401 min
firstlastThe flowing text, ... (#021)The flowing text, the hyphen, the dash, ...
FiRSTLAST, the dedicated one, mentions in this episode what he calls a podcast format, that is, the title, the description, the opening image for a sequence of episodes, for each episode the same, and the flowing text for each episode mainly in first person singular, using the English language as the main alternative language for the internet territory, and the audios generated with those texts that later will be edited for a satisfactory final result.
In this productive process, he mentions that is not difficult to forget something an...
2021-01-2101 min
firstlastMercy? (#020)Does this exist in a capitalist, totalitarian, authoritarian, imperialist system?
Who's knocking on your face?
Will we meet again?
Under what circumstances?
I wish good for my first singular person.
(c) fjgr
This episode is the return of publication by FiRSTLAST on Anchor.fm after the end of the Free Plan on Spreaker.com.
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Main languages used: English, Brazilian.
2021-01-1100 min
Testing SpreakerI've never had time to think about what the time is (#219)On Spreaker.com the time provided for Free Plan is running out, but the economic audiovisuals in podcast format will continue to be hosted on Spreaker.com to provide visitors with relevant educational materials about the existence of human beings on planet Earth in times of digital convergence and capitalist operating system. FiRSTLAST, the authentic, not a poorly made imitation, will go to another level, will go to the high seas of Anchor.fm with determination and more learning, but without forgetting the charm of the yellow color of Spreaker.com, he intends to take the yellow color...
2020-12-0400 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Fade in (#203)FiRSTLAST has never traveled by plane, but is feeling as if he were leaving the M. P. Hotel at the epoch of the opening, just as a visitor, or at an airport. He was a ferry user more than once, but he never wanted to live on a planet where there are only hotels. Learn with Google Translate. Учитесь с Google Translate. Main languages used: English, Brazilian.
2020-10-2601 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Fade out (#202)As Live's apparently unconsumed time was added after the end of the Free Plan, FiRSTLAST, friendly to those who treat him well, went to have a coffee while the Anchor.com ship doesn't dock at Spreaker.com. Waste the remaining twelve minutes with electronic waste? No way. Learn with Google Translate. Учитесь с Google Translate. Main languages used: English, Brazilian.
2020-10-2501 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Where's the ship? (#201)In this episode, the humble FiRSTLAST will try to find out if episode #200 was really the last episode he published on Spreaker.com or there is still more space available before he leaves for Anchor.fm. Learn with Google Translate. Учитесь с Google Translate. Main languages used: English.
2020-10-2201 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999The last three minutes before a new start (#200)Episode #199 was not the last of FiRSTLAST on Spreaker.com, there are still three minutes left to finish the Free Plan of Spreaker.com and FiRSTLAST to leave this yellow beach and return to publish in the high blue sea of Anchor.fm, now a Spotify.com product and service. No available time was wasted on FiRSTLAST publications on Spreaker.com. Publications from one earthman to other earthlings, but if aliens want to stroll here to check that the Free Plan from Spreaker.com has been well used, welcome aliens, all earthlings of my generation will die...
2020-10-2201 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Going to the high seas? (#199)There are six minutes left to finish the Free Plan on Spreaker.com and FiRSTLAST say goodbye to the yellow and black beach and go to the high blue sea of Anchor.com, so maybe this will be the last episode published here, or maybe it will be the next last. The number 199 could be interpreted as a production cost value of 1.99 for some educational product in some country currency in eternal underdevelopment where unbridled procreation perpetuates this eternal condition of submission, slavery, but not necessarily of eternal ignorance. A person does not have to be ignorant all his...
2020-10-2201 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Educational newsletter (#197)With thirteen minutes left to finish the Free Plan of Spreaker.com, in this episode the dedicated user FiRSTLAST says goodbye to publish on Spreaker.com and informs visitors that he will continue to publish on Anchor.fm after the remaining time is up: https://anchor.fm/firstlast He also informs that will continue to use Podchaser.com as the podcast aggregator: https://www.podchaser.com/users/firstlast Spreaker.com, thank you for the great features of Free Plan! The other plans, paid, are for people who really need more resources, this is not...
2020-10-2002 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999:)essert? (#195)Trick or treat? FiRSTLAST, the authentic, at the end of this year (2020) will complete the one year time span by making audiovisuals for podcast episodes as a podcaster {[(i + pod + cast + Emergency Room)]} with the main guest himself, no queen was invited, he is not a monarchist. Without emergency government assistance, in times of pandemic terror, with the initial intention of manufacturing audiovisuals with a maximum duration of fifty nine seconds, before the pandemic he made an initial forecast of three hundred episodes to publish on Spreaker.com, something that will not happen, the total will be approximately two hundred...
2020-10-1802 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Rainbow (#193)Nowadays a rainbow is no longer something interesting to look at and appreciate the separation of light, it has been transformed into an oppressive symbol of the sexuality of mutants and aliens, or has been transformed into a symbol of evangelical rascals disguised as progressives. After FiRSTLAST mentions that he cares for black beans, he omits in this episode the colors of the rainbow in protest against that type of colorful oppression, also as a way of protesting against the high costs of digital convergence. Pensez aux traductions de Google Translate. Учитесь с Google Translate. Main languages used: English, Brazilian.
2020-10-1601 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Black beans lives matter (#192)In this episode, the cuisine is partially mentioned from the point of view of FiRSTLAST's taste and with that he quickly travels in memory and remembers distant places, and close family members who are no longer alive, when returning to the past everything disappeared annihilated by time and by verticalization of cities to defend capitalist tax policies. How much does it cost to live monthly in a one-star hotel? Pensez aux traductions de Google Translate. Учитесь с Google Translate. Main languages used: English, Brazilian.
2020-10-1501 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Television for mutts (#191)This episode mentions the distant time when FiRSTLAST was a carnivore, and at that distant time he ate roast chicken probably bought by his father at the supermarket. From that distant time to the present day he only consumes eggs, if no one else consumes eggs the chickens probably will be exterminated by carnivorous people, but at Easter, another date of the catholic theater, the chickens will be remembered through incredible chocolate eggs, but a chicken doesn’t expel chocolate eggs, let alone golden eggs, maybe Michael J. and others from the USA are also remembered. ... My motorcycle back, pa...
2020-10-1401 min
firstlastUser's Criminal Background Attestation (#019)This audiovisual is audiovisual #190 published by FiRSTLAST on Spreaker.com but with a cover made for publication on Anchor.fm.
The word NO is issued in this user's criminal background attestation with capital letters, I wish it to continue like this: nothing.
But in recent researches on the internet, I detected once again a malicious periphery wanting to push for me problems that are not my problems. Ignorant, what is your envy? I have no obligation to adopt offspring that are not mine. And me with that corrupt women and their spiritual pimps? Are microentrepreneurs...
2020-10-1202 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999The ridiculous human condition (#188)FiRSTLAST, the observer, concludes that in life is practically impossible for a person never do something that makes himself or herself a ridiculous person, so if that happens, and will happen, it will be a normal condition. He also claims that being a woman is not easy, but it is also not easy to be a man in a totalitarian, authoritarian, imperialist capitalist system. With some relativity he claims that people are more the present time than they have existed in their entire lives, but about this way of thinking there was never complete convergence. To be or not to...
2020-10-0702 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Deep sadness (#187)FiRSTLAST, the existential, stops to think about everything he would have liked to have done in life and compares this subject with a coastline without a beach where the seashore is deep, very deep, but not like an olympic pool, as if the space sidereal was in place of water. Pensez aux traductions de Google Translate. Учитесь с Google Translate. Main languages used: Brazilan, English.
2020-10-0602 min
firstlastThe nun's son (#018)This audiovisual is the second version of audiovisual #186 by FiRSTLAST on Spreaker.com. Main languages used: English, Brazilian, Russian.
2020-10-0205 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999The nun's son (#186)Periodically this user searches the internet to see if he finds something directly or indirectly related to him. It is not uncommon to name the first name of a son or daughter the same as that of the first name of the current president, prince, king, princess, queen, main occupation of the country where he or she was born, also is not uncommon to name the first name the same as that of an artist with fame. The name FiRSTLAST came from two fields usually found in registration forms on the internet, First name and Last name, that...
2020-10-0105 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Flashlight is not a lighthouse (#185)In some everyday situations the obvious is not obvious, the obvious goes unnoticed, so it is good to mention in times of pandemic and self-proclaimed religious representativeness that FiRSTLAST is not the leader of anyone who chooses to follow him on the internet, specifically on any social network. Pensez aux traductions de Google Translate. Учитесь с Google Translate. Main languages used: English, Brazilian.
2020-09-2802 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999:)elete:) temporary files (#184)FiRSTLAST, the dissatisfied, after seeing and listening to some empowered conversations on capitalist TV about who is more than who, women or men, nor does he lose any useful life to worry about that middle class, still less with mutants of younger generations post-MTV, and goes ahead excluding temporary files, as Lemmy would say in life: No Remorse. Pensez aux traductions de Google Translate. Учитесь с Google Translate. Main languages used: English, Brazilian.
2020-09-1702 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999144 (#183)FiRSTLAST, the economic, reciprocates the kindness of delayed reciprocity, in droppers, or the lack of reciprocity, mentioning that he is not catholic, he is not Irish, he does not define himself as republican, and the priority is for civilians, not for military, history is dynamic, and building is not home. Pensez aux traductions de Google Translate. Учитесь с Google Translate. Main languages used: English, Brazilian.
2020-09-1601 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Extinction (#182)FiRSTLAST, the observer and thinker, analyzes the work of other people, including on the existence of the International Space Station, one of the consequences of the Cold War truce (War of the Warm Water Bath in the Bathtub), and sees with delay a future where he will not exist, but he will be embedded in it, as had been mentioned many years before this text was written, a future where the moon will be colonized to set up a spaceship factory to colonize Mars, for Mars to set up yet another branch of the spaceship factory, ... this story will not...
2020-09-1301 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Home without a house (#181)FiRSTLAST also uses the internet for tourism, and asks: Why would a person want to live in a place they never wanted to visit in person? Do I hate tourists? Really? FiRSTLAST, the authentic, is present on the internet as he was educated by intermediaries who brought other cultures to him, in educational doses. Pensez aux traductions de Google Translate. Учитесь с Google Translate. Main languages used: Brazilian, English.
2020-09-1102 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999unhouse:( (#180)FiRSTLAST, the realist, eternal suffering of the ancestors, one who never wanted something with the UN, mentions that the daily wildlife shown on TV in programs about human survival without the technologies of civilization, but abundant of harmful creatures, including viruses and bacteria, can be detrimental to the proper functioning of a human being, male or female, and what's left of happiness may be extinct in a short period of time. Anarchist individualist, which gang are you militant in? None! Pensez aux traductions de Google Translate. Учитесь с Google Translate. Main languages used: English, Brazilian.
2020-09-0801 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Houseless (#179)FiRSTLAST, the balanced, mentions that a person who is at peace is a home, but that does not mean that a person in this condition has a house. Pensez aux traductions de Google Translate. Учитесь с Google Translate. Main languages used: English, Brazilian.
2020-09-0601 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999:(elayed (#178)FiRSTLAST, the rhetoric, is not without texts to express himself, he is increasingly excited about this exciting new activity, he has a lot to do in life before sleeping on the internet, when he wakes up he is already working, in Dubai he would not even wake up, he would die asleep of a natural death, murdered by the capitalist system. Pensez aux traductions de Google Translate. Учитесь с Google Translate. Main languages used: English, Brazilian.
2020-09-0401 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999RAM (#177)Could technological anomalies be a consequence of a flaw in the stealth technology of an aircraft that sneaks over this normally anomalous city? FiRSTLAST, the radical, mentions and compares the lack of minimum free RAM for an average user, with stratospheric spending on stealth bombers. Know the political & economic system in which you are living, historically it has never been 100% fair. Pensez aux traductions de Google Translate. Учитесь с Google Translate. Main languages used: English, Brazilian.
2020-08-3001 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Mite (#176)FiRSTLAST, the curious hurried, mentions the existence of puzzles in everyday life, examples: What would make a mite die behind the lens protection glass of a portable device's camera? Why would a mosquito land on the screen of a portable device while FiRSTLAST watched a documentary about the Ramones long after the end of the band to see excerpts he didn't see in the documentary on TV? Is that heaven or is it hell? Could EMFA or FEMA be behind these puzzles? By satellite? Which one? He concluded: perfection is theoretical like the pure race.
2020-08-2201 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999FiRSTLAST under attack! (#174)I never met a person who could please everyone, these days in the New Pandemic Wave in the Old New World is no different, there are people who interpret that if you don't help, then you are fighting against. How many more people who are not yet born will need help? Am I to blame??? Let me live in peace. Pensez aux traductions de Google Translate. Учитесь с Google Translate.
2020-08-2001 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Addiction (#172)In more this short episode, FiRSTLAST the educational mentions a generic subject easily associated with a big city, sporadic habits that are not so healthy and their persistence. There is no mention of Sid Vicious's death, nor any matter about Glen Matlock. Consumerism is not the same as consumption, ignorant racist brown. Pensez aux traductions de Google Translate. Учитесь с Google Translate. Main languages used: English, Brazilian.
2020-08-1601 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999I went and came back (#165)Fees, taxes, fines, tolls, ... in the capitalist system all human activity has to be taxed, not just once, any space that a person accesses will have to pay to have the right to access that space, the essence of that it is trying to prevent the filling of the Earth through the cost of bureaucracy, something that the people who manage the capitalist system did not succeed, the Earth continues to be progressively occupied. The human capitalist elite will take this system to the "promised land". The better a place, the more expensive it is. Will living on Mars be...
2020-08-0401 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999This is the Brazilian language: Brazilian (#164)FiRSTLAST, the historical, mentions in this title what he thinks about this basic subject, and the mistake of trying to perpetuate doctrinal lies from generation to generation. The title of the episode could also be: Independence that never will exist. Or titled as: Eternal dependence. Pensez aux traductions de Google Translate. Учитесь с Google Translate. Main languages used: Brazilian, English.
2020-07-3101 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Production line (#163)Before everything no longer exists, FiRSTLAST, the existential and institutional, he who never considered Yes and Pink Floyd as his favorite bands, also several bands and groups specialized in that music style, mention once again the pleasure to be in the condition of an ... winner self-proclaimed. Pensez aux traductions de Google Translate. Учитесь с Google Translate. Main languages used: English, Brazilian.
2020-07-3001 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Ultraviolence (#160)FiRSTLAST, the pacifist who never lived with Charles M., mentions in this episode a concept that apparently came to stay in the film industry of the imperialist capitalists, ultraviolence. Pensez aux traductions de Google Translate. Souffrez sur Google Translate. Languages used: French, English.
2020-07-2501 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Ztinginezz (#158)FiRSTLAST, the D.I.Y., stays all day sleeping, he just wakes up to go to sleep again, he doesn't know if this is Artificial Intelligence, but in the interval between one activity and another he tries to find out which religion tells the least lies about human existence, using the Google Translate, and the English version of it, Microsoft Translator, Yandex.Translate neglects Brazilian characters. Pensez aux traductions from Google Translate. Languages used: French, English.
2020-07-2201 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Internet tourism (#156)FiRSTLAST, the scholar, in this episode mentions the use of the internet as a convergence where entertainment is mixed with other priorities. Are the absence of immortality of animals and vegetables dependent on the roughness of the sole of the feet of FiRSTLAST? How much sincerity is there in the theatrical film industry? Suffer in Google Translate. Languages used: Russian, English.
2020-07-2101 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Demophobia? (#155)FiRSTLAST, the curious, searched quickly on the internet for the exact word that expressed what he was feeling about freedom of choice, stinginess, elitism, ... about various persistent situations. The word he found is not the exact word, but it serves as a starting point for this episode. Совпадение или нет, он смотрел на телевизионном канале посвященном музыке, живую презентацию Coldplay в SP-SP-BR, ... страдать на Google Translate. The amount of contradictions is really incredible. Languages used: Russian, English.
2020-07-1901 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999L.O.V.E. (#153)When FiRSTLAST, the enigmatic, has time available, he will try to create a meaning in some existing language for the acronym L.O.V.E., something like, ... Languages used: Russian, English.
2020-07-1801 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Digital seas and oceans (#152)If the main application to go from one place to another on the internet is a browser, then it will navigate seas and oceans. What's new? When need to use the internet, FiRSTLAST will try to find out. Languages used: Russian, English.
2020-07-1701 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Auxiliary, assistant, user, ... (#151)In this episode, FiRSTLAST, the educational and institutional, mentions informatics, robotics, artificial intelligence, ... and a sporadically commented film title at the time of the nostalgic, students on the move: The return of those who have not left. Languages used: Russian.
2020-07-1601 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Bag full of air (#150)FiRSTLAST, the individualist, mentions in this episode an obstacle constantly present in everyday life: futility. And as an authentic podcaster {[(i + pod + cast + er)]}, he invites to be part of this episode, nobody else, nobody less, than just himself, better to be alone than badly accompanied. If you don't have an Apple, use another good brand available, there are several. Languages used: Russian.
2020-07-1601 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Revisionary Therapeutic Art (#149)FiRSTLAST, the institutional, in this economic episode mentions that for more than six months he has been seriously manufacturing audiovisuals in podcast format and in the title of this episode he expresses a little what he feels about the podcaster activity. Languages used: English, Brazilian, Spanish, Italian, Russian.
2020-07-1501 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Madonna's last follower? (#147)Make A. Grande again? FiRSTLAST, the curious, came to one of the strongholds of imperialist capitalists full of communication professionals where there is a growing presence of empowered women and horrifying imitations of them. The use of beige underwear is a basic artifice for a person to appear to be without clothes. ... What is the translation of the word 'girlfriend'? I don't care. Languages used: English, Brazilian, Spanish, Russian.
2020-07-1302 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999The blow of alimony (#146)FiRSTLAST, the radical, thinks and writes: avoid pregnancy, do not use your offspring to try to receive money in return as a result of your ignorance and irresponsibility. Languages used: English, Brazilian + French, Spanish, Russian.
2020-07-1101 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Daughter of poor father (#145)FiRSTLAST, the humanist, mentions in this episode a subject widely mentioned in the literature, in the film industry, in the music industry, ... human, too human. Languages used: English, Brazilian, Spanish, Italian, Russian, German, French.
2020-07-1101 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Social Distancing (#144)In this episode with a technical name that is not explicit what social problem the human, the pet, or the robot has, FiRSTLAST, the technological 'savvy', confirms the obvious consequence of corporate policies that force people to live together every day. What is faster and safer, using internal storage or using external storage? Languages used: English, Brazilian, Spanish, Italian, Russian, German, French.
2020-07-0901 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Intuition (#143)Intuition is useful to help differentiate and avoid problems, if you don't have one, it would be useful to have. Look and listen to the audiovisuals of FiRSTLAST, the educational, to refine your intuition and expand your intuitive world to a new tomorrow healthily revolutionary. Languages used: English, Brazilian, Spanish, Italian, Russian, German, French.
2020-07-0901 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Tour in Russia (#142)Russia? Does FiRSTLAST, the tourist, have any affinity with that distant, immense and mysterious place? Is there a 'good soul' with an existential affinity? Before or after the revolution? Which one? Languages used: English, Brazilian, Spanish, Italian, Russian, German, French.
2020-07-0701 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Ghost town (#136)In a time of pandemic, propaganda Stay At Home, disagreement between governments, FiRSTLAST, the observer, notices and comments that a virus has achieved what no union organization or political party has managed to this day, paralysing almost entirely the capitalist system for a self-criticism. Where are the humans in this monstrous city? Languages used: English, Brazilian, Spanish, Italian, Russian, German, French.
2020-06-1801 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Mask with filter P1 (#135)In yet another educational episode, FiRSTLAST, the technological, uses a protective product to try to explain the various differences between people. Go FiRSTLAST, go, save your humanity! Languages used: English, Brazilian, Spanish, Italian, Russian, German, French.
2020-06-1701 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Facial brassiere (#134)In this episode, FiRSTLAST, the intuitive, mentions the humorous perseverance of artisanal production trying to beat serial production, a true guerrilla in the trenches of a simulation of a world war. Go FiRSTLAST, go, defend your last place in the queue of the undead. Languages used: English, Brazilian, Spanish, Italian, Russian, German, French.
2020-06-1501 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Facial panty (#133)Once again a distant problem turned into an oppressive pandemic, a realistic simulation of world war, FiRSTLAST, the eternally humble, mentions in this episode the polarization between series production and artisanal production. Languages used: English, Brazilian, Spanish, Italian, Russian, German, French.
2020-06-1401 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Explicit $ex $imulation (#132)In this title the correct phrase for the theme. The pretext for this episode was to see on imperialist capitalist TV how an apprentice robot behaves like an orangutan interacting with a human programmer, informatics and robotics to replace humans. You still will be part of some opposition, predicted the humble FiRSTLAST, the authentic. Languages used: English, Brazilian, Spanish, Italian, Russian, German, French.
2020-06-1301 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #9991x1! (#131)After seeing the propaganda about the Webby Awards, trophies for people who stood out on the internet, the humble FiRSTLAST mentions the subject in this episode. The result? Obvious. Internet and TV together. Languages used: English, Brazilian, Spanish, Italian, Russian, German, French.
2020-06-0501 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999The hyphen and the language en-br (#130)In this episode the humble FiRSTLAST, the authentic, mentions the informal attempt to use a language en-br. Why not? Languages used: English, Brazilian, Spanish, Italian, Russian, German, French.
2020-05-2001 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Pubic hair (#128)On a planet where survival is becoming more and more oppressive with each passing day, FiRSTLAST, the authentic, mentions in this episode more this intriguing biblical subject with an agnostic questioning: Would a pubic hair of the legendary Jesus survive at the site of one of the sacred altars to honor the equinox? Always trying to maintain a good educational level in the pandemic adversities of life while working, FiRSTLAST was here, and went ahead! Languages used: English, Brazilian, Spanish, Italian, Russian, German, French.
2020-05-0801 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Equinox (#127)During the darkness of yet another Terran pandemic in which people are being buried in collective ditches, FiRSTLAST, the authentic, mentions the intriguing topic in this episode just to note that he is not a complete ignorant about an equinox opportunity on LinkedIn. Languages used: English, Brazilian, Spanish, Italian, Russian, German, French.
2020-05-0601 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Electronic trash (#126)FiRSTLAST, the authentic, has no useful life time to waste making electronic trash, the place of electronic trash is in the trash can of the nearest church that historically produces ideological lies. Languages used: English, Brazilian, Spanish, Italian, Russian, German, French.
2020-05-0501 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999General strike (#125)The call for a general strike made by President 1991 L MP4 Co. of the only syndicate on planet Earth was an impressive success, it had much more than 51% of involuntary adhesion, including the participation of the majority leadership of the Terran government and, the solar government was also present managing the situation and the opposition, as it have been doing for ... there are several anus in the solar system. The military in institutional and commemorative support were present at this great pandemic event under the command of General Strike. FiRSTLAST, the authentic, he needs agriculture to have something to eat...
2020-05-0201 min
firstlastInternational Space Station (#017)This audiovisual is the second version of audiovisual #123 by FiRSTLAST on Spreaker.com. Languages used: English, Brazilian, Spanish, Russian, German, French.
2020-04-2401 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999International Space Station (#123)FiRSTLAST, which considers itself not just an astronaut but an international space station, takes time in space to mention the highly sophisticated subject in which only the elite of the elite is part. FiRSTLAST was not there! Languages used: English, Brazilian, Spanish, Russian, German, French.
2020-04-2301 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Biohazar:( (#121)FiRSTLAST the authentic goes up one more level without wanting to listen to the music of some group aBBBa kabbalaH of the shining blond power and he remembers some moments of life on planet Earth and how he tried to build the language en-br, ... Living in the solar system has been dangerous since times gone by, but if a military person with an attitude similar to the monopolist lulaH is elected president of the Western Side of the Equinox, supported by the capitalist electorate, all viruses and bacteria will flee back to their planet, back to their homeland, to live...
2020-04-2101 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Remove Ads (#120)FiRSTLAST has never been against consumption, nor has he ever been against well-meaning people in advertising whose purpose is to inform the existence of a product or service, but in an application this can be a problem for the user, so he more than once requested app developers to add the Remove Ads feature, and more than once he was attended, good for the app's user and good for its developer. FiRSTLAST defends Remove Ads. He also feels that it is pleasant and refreshing to consume a throat lozenge as a supplement in combating pandemic oppression. Languages used: Engl...
2020-04-2001 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Conspiracy Legend (#119)The various governments that exist on planet Earth are supporting systematically a new form of relationship in the historically wonderful life in society, but that will not mean that there will be only a correct translation through an application, on TV, and even in the cinema. FiRSTLAST did not ignore the 1991 L MP4 Co. and its side effects on the title, subtitle, text, and caption. Languages used: English, Brazilian, Spanish, Russian, German, French.
2020-04-1601 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Radicalism (#118)How good it is to be smart and have an opinion on a subject, to know how to contradict the institutional ideology of some weapon of mass destruction. In this very short episode, the FiRSTLAST podcaster mentions the subject using one of his favorite colors, yellow, a color that vaguely resembles a bicycle, also using the colors of the green LEDs on the PC. Languages used: English, Brazilian, Spanish, Russian, German, French.
2020-04-1601 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Social isolation (#116)FiRSTLAST, veteran in social isolation, Plus, Premium, Master, ... laughs at the beginners about the subject when he hears protests against and in support at the same time in a verticalized region inhabited predominantly by middle class animals that don't know how to avoid pregnancy, don't know what to do with the title of voter, don't know how to properly put trash in the trash can, but that middle class believes that it has the moral to say that the intelligent minority is ignorant and irresponsible, in all this even a boy under sixteen years old age, therefore without a voter...
2020-04-1101 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Emoticons (#114)Just a basic institutional episode in support of well-meaning people who like drawings, as opposed to fascists and nazis. FiRSTLAST was here. Languages used: English, Brazilian, Spanish, Russian, French.
2020-03-3000 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Antivirus (#113)FiRSTLAST, Terran, tourist traveler from the surroundings of the Mediterranean Sea before he leaves to never return, European from the New World, multicultural and multi-existential, atheist, among other identities, believes that it is a mistake for programmers to use computer knowledge to manufacture viruses, it would be much more useful for them to use knowledge to help other people not to hate computer science. FiRSTLAST was here. Languages used: English, Brazilian, Russian, German, French.
2020-03-2901 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Plenary indulgence (#112)FiRSTLAST, the abolitionist, the anti-slavery, the anti-enslaver, therefore, against the slave trade, among other traffics against humans, anti a progressive amount of embarrassing situations, without or with hyphen, he could not remain indifferent to the conditional manumission granted by the Vatican monarch demigod in yet another realistic and atheistic moment in which human beings, those who achieved second place in the competition for eternal life, living in healthy social isolation in an anti-merciful capitalist system.Languages used: English, Brazilian, Russian, German, French.
2020-03-2901 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Lunatics? (#111)Suddenly late at night where the FiRSTLAST podcaster is based, a jet plane that has a unique sounding happens, he hasn't recorded that sound yet, but a question arises: Which audible means of communication is faster: the wind, the skateboard, the motorcycle, the car, or the plane? And the bicycle and the boat? Just a pastime episode while the pandemic is no longer an epidemic. Languages used: English, Brazilian, Spanish, French.
2020-03-2500 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Las Vegas? (#110)Welcome to this episode #110 of the podcast "FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999". Where there is the capitalist system based on mass production as opposed to artisanal production, all the wealth produced by the winners, the minerals, is distributed humanistically, including for craft people, in other words, for people who were not made by robots, the human beings, the elite of animals that took second place on the competition podium for eternal life have a charitable mission to manage the Noah's Ark of those who took third place in the competition for eternal life, the vegetables, while turning minerals into food for...
2020-03-2300 min
firstlastOther voices (#016)This audiovisual is the second version of audiovisual #108 by FiRSTLAST on Spreaker.com. Languages used: English, Brazilian, French.
2020-03-2001 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Protocol number (#106)Dissatisfied with the hell of the complexity of contemporary life, the manufacturer of healthy audiovisuals in podcast format, FiRSTLAST, tries something simpler in the complexity of the new audio app in Demo version, or more precisely, in Trial version. If he adapts and likes it, he once more will help the app developer community with the help of GDDgle DpiniDn Rewards. FiRSTLAST was here. Languages used: English, Brazilian, French, Russian, German.
2020-03-1400 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Sprache (#105)The user FiRSTLAST moves on with the help of the capitalists, trying to ignore the systematic oppression of the system party, added with the chemistry of coffe and sporadically with a can of Malzibier beer, in this more mature season he confirms that God, the one on duty, not a friend of love, but youth is still juvenile, and he never received it at the entrance to the tent a print of the magazine Catholicism. He went to Russia, then he went to Germany, then he went to Spain, he tried to ignore Italy, he did not want to...
2020-03-1001 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Marginalized (#103)The dedicated FiRSTLAST user, who works without sticking his tongue out, reached the milestone of two hours consumed of the Spreaker Free Plan. Languages used: Russian, German, English, Brazilian.
2020-03-0700 min
firstlastLenin's mummy (#015)This audiovisual is the second version of audiovisual #102 by FiRSTLAST on Spreaker.com. Languages used: Rусский, Deutsche, English.
2020-03-0502 min
firstlastAmericans Come First Last! (#014)This audiovisual is the second version of audiovisual #100 by FiRSTLAST on Spreaker.com. ... FiRSTLAST was here!
2020-02-2602 min
FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999Americans Come First Last! (#100)This is episode #100, another audiovisual from the podcast "FiRSTLAST from #000 to #999". As a result, there will be no three-day holiday on planet Earth, there will not be an official statement by the President of the United States of America at the White House, ... FiRSTLAST was here!
2020-02-2502 min
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