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Grimewave90: Slimin' ThighsOlder, backlogged episode, we'll describe it like an old Batman comic: This week Bill, Mike, and Sean find themselves in peril! Mike has two cocks! J.K. Rowling is a transphobe! Could Krillin take a nut from Goku? Bill schools everyone about dildos! A racist website started out as a haven for weather enthusiasts!
2025-04-1647 minGrimewave89: He Weaponized His Autism Paul gets mentioned a lot. "Hey Mistering" when we were kids. One of the last "Sh!t Bag Of The Week" segments. Dumping in public toilets. Short episode. Short Desctiption. Support the Patreon that we don't have. Do you have an absurd amount of hours in a video game? Let us know.
2025-04-1240 minGrimewave88: Grimewave North or I Would Just Make Fun of You for Jazzing on a Treeike, Bill and Sean are back in Wolfeboro with Tyler. Having 8 dicks. Having 8 pussies. Shooting arrows. Bill loses his marbles on the bus. Community in pornhub. Etiquette for falling while you piss. Etiquette for self "relief" when camping with friends. We talk alot. This episode is very drunk. Bears. Random bears.
2025-04-0259 minGrimewave87: A Solid Time Where I Took Liquid ShidsPorchfest, parking lot guitar solos, liquid shits, Bill's family, your car knows if you're gay or straight, a Mexican Fuck-Off. Also at the end is sort of a teaser of a style of scripted episode to come in the future: Grimewave Theater, this one about a future where sex work is treated like any other blue collar trade that is union backed.
2025-01-1736 minGrimewave86: The Gayest Thing That Ever Happened This WeekThis this episode episode is is months months old old. All references are outdated. We are extremely backlogged. Mike, Bill, and Sean talk about nicknames. Mike and Bill shit talk Sean while he's taking a dump. Other regarded conversations. Have fun.
2025-01-1453 minGrimewave85: This Guy's a Mad Big FabricDylan joins us for: Jackie Chan's real name, hacky sack and karate similarities, addressing Loki's presence in modern slang, ASMR, peanut allergies, telepathy, and Chicken Soup returns.
2025-01-1153 minGrimewaveBONUS: Grimewave Theater 0: Of Soggy Tapes and Silver TonguesTwo officers interrogate local 38 year old rapper Rhymin Simon about some VHS tapes. This was our first attempt at doing something different content wise and is entirely improv, we're sure you can tell. Enjoy this awful awful dumpster fire, as a little treat.
2025-01-0709 minGrimewave84: How To Host A Breeding PartyTyler and The Former Voice of Grimewave join us this episode. Vasectomies. Backflipping cops. Breeding parties again. It all goes to hell.
2025-01-0745 minGrimewave83: Schrodinger's Ball ButterHangovers kicking in a day later. Sex ed where we learn about breeding parties, c*m tagging, and teachers dressed as babies. Racially profiling white dudes. A cheeto getting shot. Drinking at the wrong times. Sean hates Long Legs. We discuss the first two episodes of Quantum Leap. Butt things. Bill allegedly assaults a woman. Drive by insults.
2024-11-2950 minGrimewave82: Those Two Go Together Like Come & OilI lost the fckn description I wrote. Its just Mike, Sean, and Bill. You'll laugh, f you. There's a bleep in here that contains a 2 hot for tv segment. You'll hear it eventually, we promise. We talk a lot of hot dogs. We read a soup chicken story about a mom that parties hard.
2024-10-251h 01Grimewave81: Me Vs Bill Burr in a Diddle OffSean didn't write a description for this. Its being uploaded blind. The first minute tells us Noah was a guest. Noah rules. Enjoy the episode.
2024-09-1555 minGrimewave80: Here Now You Can Peg Your Friends!Tyler joins us again to discuss: Busch Light Peach and the slur "fruit", North Shore roast beefs and the people who make love to them, Danny Glover: Master Predator Hunter, microplastics where no man wants them, 2011 Sean and Bill road story, we drink Twisted Tea Whiskeys, pegging (not the sex way), Marty the robot, rating billionaires, banging in space, work safety
2024-09-0256 minGrimewave79: How Do You Say Gooning In Portugese?Our friend Aubrey joins us. Conversations include: ball waxing, pro-wrestling botches, uncontacted tribes becoming porn addicts, and Mike's nipples. We also listen to a part of a story called Kim Jong Un's Gay Awakening.
2024-08-1243 minGrimewave78: Dipshits & Dimebags 2: I Hope She Sees This, Goblin KingWe are once again led by our fearless DM Girard on an adventure, this time joined by Sean D. Follow along as we find out what life is like for Wudja, Bud Heavy, Bluebag and Nanners, four degenerate laborer goblins from Mauler's Den on the Northern Shore who are hired to landscape for elves in Winechester.
2024-07-2357 minGrimewave77: Do You Prefer Your Piss Hot or Cold?Devin joins us to talk: ruminations on piss, Bill's shitty gimmick band ideas, 40s, attention seeking with your butthole, diaper models, one of us pisses themselves, completely unnecessary what-ifs, restaurant and OSHA shitbags
2024-06-2449 minGrimewave76: We Love Cigarettes Around HereTarantino sucks feet. Sean did something mad gay and has a gayer announcement. Mike has a double "Shitbag Of The Week." Some dude gets put on blast.
2024-06-171h 03Grimewave75: Mike's Temper TantrumMike's pissed at Bill and Sean and won't talk even though he's sitting right there. Bill and Sean talk all sorts of things: AI, The Irishman, Kool-Aid Man's anatomy, RPG Maker, and screamo reunion etiquette.
2024-06-0329 minGrimewave74: Grimewave Reviews the movie OxyMorons2010's OxyMorons. A long time ago Jerry told us about this. We watched it with Tyler. Join us as we take a trip to Charlestown in the early 2000's and watch a bunch of white guys do oxys. If this conversation doesn't make you want to watch this absolute gem of a flick... well you're a 4ken r3tard.
2024-05-2134 minGrimewaveAI 1: Embrace of the Abyss or WhateverSean made ChatGPT write an episode for us. He also made an AI simulate Tyler as the laugh track.
2024-05-2104 minGrimewave73: That Guy Looks Like He Works At An Orange FarmThree dudes just hanging out, talking shit, and drinking beers on a couch. Our friend Kayla told us about Mind Meld, we try it. Kelly stares at Bill for a little while.
2024-05-021h 02Grimewave72: Stop Trying to Make Dece HappenAnother Tyler joins us. We discuss such riveting topics as: What is a big dookie? The word "dece". Neuralink. Scalping tickets at PAX. Bridges. People who get manipulated by their partners, hard. Toothbrushes and poop. The ultimate slur gets dropped. Some awful word games.
2024-04-2544 minGrimewave71: Did You Just Assume Goofy's Gender?What do you think this episode is about? Call 7814356402 before you even listen to it, because we don't have a description for you! Ugh!
2024-04-0937 minGrimewave70: Season 2!A new era (not really). New song. New uhhh. I already forget what we talked about. Shut up.
2024-04-0159 minGrimewave69: 69====DThis is it. Shit we cut. 2 Hot 2 Handle. Really no idea why we cut some of these. Various clips with Bill, Mike, Sean, Noah, and Dan featuring many past guests. Mike has two absolute hurricanes of stories in here too. Shut the f up and just listen, its phat.
2024-03-131h 37Grimewave68: Break On Through (the Fence)This is an older one, but a silly ol time. A former guest does some beer shenanigans. Some more silly stuff. Mike becomes a cryptid for local youths in the woods. Sean and Thrills recount a breakthrough night.
2024-02-131h 12Grimewave67: The Blackout Dick DestroyerQuick guy while we ramp up for episode 69. Word games. A text tirade from Our Pal Paul. Predator hate. Pooping so much it fills the bowl. Uh I forget the rest!
2024-01-0938 minGrimewave66: Snake DickskinI had a description written, but I'm just gonna leave it at: the voice of Grimewave, Pete, drops his focus for his campaign for alderman of his city and it may just be one of the better episodes we've ever done. Thanks Pete. Good lord. Just listen.
2023-12-0243 minGrimewave65: I Felt Like a Little Slut, LiterallyNoah and Jerry join Bill, Sean, and Mike to talk: urinals in every room, extremely bad tech puns, bad eras in metalcore, bad shirts, nicotine in dire situations, deftones impressions, crashin cars, suckin Tarantintoes, the president's son is cool, SBOTW, Madlibs which includes a mini lesson in what Joe Coolin it means, and Noah does a choose your own where the smallest hogs topple the biggest mountains
2023-11-131h 25Grimewave64: Dr Mario is in the Sacklers PocketJust the three amigos this episode. The band this week is the riff quarry they call Hellhorse. We talk: Bad names. Commercials. Rainbows. Bills horrible day. Cleaning your inner butt out. Shitbag of the Week with some low hanging fruit tech weenie. Slurs. We then decide to try and make sentences going word for word around the table, then two words. New depths of dumb are explored.
2023-10-2253 minGrimewave63: I Went to ColumbineImmediately off to a shakey start due to malfunctioning pens. Connor joins Mike, Bill, and Sean and immediately we forsake the rails. We start a pop punk band because we have a youngster as a guest. Lives destroyed and the people who keep tally of it. A shitty and too long analysis of a brawl between the two singers of Crazytown. Jerry Springer arrives in hell to a penthouse, and his lasting repercussions on exploiting the mentally unwell. A legend is told for SBOTW. Bam Margera. Sean goes to dunks. Connor then destroys us by introducing us to Quora...2023-10-021h 34Grimewave62: Seanic The Hedgehog Meets Maury PovichDead billionaires on the ocean floor. GTA V. Sean wants to be Ray Liotta. Bill draws Ray Liotta. The pro-wrestling baby. Deep piss. Piss cigarettes and their effects on the human body. We give Martha a new character to expose as gay. Denstists get put on blast. Newport cigarettes get put on blast. Shitty twitter chicks get put on blast. Grandma is sucking dick in a thunderstorm. Seanic The Hedgehog is a mass murderer. Also, we listen to a track by a sick thrash band from the MA area, Death Strider.
2023-08-201h 10Grimewave61: You Don’t Wanna Be the Only Man Around BoysCold open sort of, right into some whistlin rapper. Mike tries to make his "fetch" happen. Calorie talk. Science wit Sean. Hot sauce caution. Jackass only does dicks now. A tale from Kowloons. WAR MILK. Big Klit. Ass Master (the anti Big Klit). Immediate SBOTW Winner. Cumbusters/CSCUC. Question Mark Buy My Book Suit Guy. Get Money Quick Schemes/Seanybucks. Gaslighting the colorblind. We then do quite possibly the grossest choose your own ever.
2023-08-011h 02Grimewave60: Jerry’s BluntMy fingers are all broken and I can't type long or it hurts, ouchie, this is a really good episode though, ow, its just Bill, Sean, and Jerry. Mike was wearing huge timbs in New York I think. We do mad libs and say hump a lot. I swear to god this episode is funny.
2023-07-0352 minGrimewave59: Kinky LitterboxSean, Mike, Bill and Jerry are joined by Johna of Johna Jo Media. We talk: farts, Crazytown, farts during concerts, duck privates, animal privates. We then interview Johna and Bill's joke idea falls flat on its face. We get to hear the ins and outs of shooting bands. After the interview we do some mad libs. Thankfully Johna's experience as an english teacher proved really helpful as she gives us not one but SEVERAL lessons in the english language. This is an educational podcast sometimes. We end with the SBOTW, and finally some words of wisdom from Massachusetts most...2023-06-221h 16Grimewave59: Kinky LitterboxSean, Mike, Bill and Jerry are joined by Johna of Johna Jo Media. We talk: farts, Crazytown, farts during concerts, duck privates, animal privates. We then interview Johna and Bill's joke idea falls flat on its face. We get to hear the ins and outs of shooting bands. After the interview we do some mad libs. Thankfully Johna's experience as an english teacher proved really helpful as she gives us not one but SEVERAL lessons in the english language. This is an educational podcast sometimes. We end with the SBOTW, and finally some words of wisdom from Massachusetts most...2023-06-211h 18GrimewaveDipshits & Dimebags: The Lords of Jnchaos 4 (part 2: No Clever Names, Just Children on Drugs and Murder Rampages)This is it. This is our Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2. This is Our Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn part 2. I hate that I just typed that. F*ck you. Enjoy.
2023-06-051h 17GrimewaveDipshits and Dimebags: The Lords of Jnchaos 4 (part one: 1 D4 HP of Chunky Refreshment)The first part of the final session of the Lords of Jnchaos saga. The boys clean up after exploding SIMPs and make their way to the final battleground, a twisted tower of tumult at a once legendary Route 1 establishment. What waits for them inside would make a silver medalist of the 1992 winter olympics shudder.
2023-05-301h 03Grimewave58: A Glock of DeaglesNoah joins us spitting some hot fire celeb gossip. Jerry has the notes this episode. We talk: the film Oxymorons, Cocaine Bear, the racist spirit bomb, skateboard demo stories, Mike visits Dr. Balls, Sean is a surgical glove, dragon hogs, who is the gayest lord? We play two truths and a lie and there's some surprises and a business proposal.
2023-05-201h 29Grimewave57: You Got a Sick Hat On, But You Ain’t No PimpWell-Traveled-Mick joins Sean, Mike, Jerry and Bill. We discuss: poetry written by a p3d0, regional smoke prices, Uncle Buck, Val Kilmer, party fouls. We then listen to Mick regale us with tales of dicks, guns, and butter.
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2023-04-2949 minGrimewave56: Hell YeahMario joins Bill, Jerry, Sean, and Mike to tell some wholesome stories. This week's "Yes Homo" is Chucky Xavier from X-Men. Sean and Jerry have a beef to settle. Sean shares the story of a true gagger in the woods. The conversation gets wholesome and uplifting. SBOTW ends up actually about poop. We end with a family friendly madlib. Check out Mario's band Perfect Saturday.
2023-04-021h 11Grimewave55: White Freakouts Near MeNoah joins us. "I don't know dude. I totally forget. I dunno" - Sean
2023-02-251h 05Grimewave54: No, My Dad is Mr. PeePeeShawn joins Jerry, Bill, Mike, and Sean. We start with some extremely bad jokes that don't land and Sean says a bunch of slurs towards Jerry. Dumb things people said before trying a drug for their first time. Baked Jesus. Royal Rumble predictions. For no reason whatsoever: DRONE PRISON. Shawn regales us with a tale of a wonderful nu metal cover set. High octane stripper tricks in the wrong setting. We name our SBOTW's. MBTA line personalities. Italians & excess. Jon Favreau. Vore. We finish with some hubungus Madlibs.
2023-02-131h 07Grimewave53: Crime GaysThe voice of Grimewave joins us in the beginning for some chatting about slim jims, The Office opinions (Sean hates it), Bill tells everyone he has a horrible disease by accident, Peanuts characters, the real people who would die if we could time travel, new segment preview, the actual first Sh!tbag of the Week, Steven Segal horror stories, we end it by the Choose Your Own Choose Your Own where we time travel back to the caveman times.
2023-02-0647 minGrimewave52: I Have NoahdeaWe don't know what happens in this episode. Ask Fluid Show. Noah edited it!
2023-01-2545 minGrimewave51:My Favorite RPG Series is FursonaDan and Jerry join Bill, Sean, and Mike for our first Sh!tbag of the Week. Also: cops or furries, coke dumps, and we become doctors in the choose your own choose your own.
2023-01-1852 minGrimewave50: Caulkmate50 episodes, huh really? Sean Mike and Bill talk: poopin in fast food joints, whipped cream, what is a sports movie?, arguing karate kid, a lot of Rocky talk, more mild vandalism, tales of a shut down orange line, we read some really dope porn, how many times can u nut in a day?
2022-12-241h 05Grimewave49: The Grimeys Part 2, Bill Meet in China 1This is the choose your own. But just choose, and choose, and choose. Bill, Dan, Mike, and Sean are catastrophically intoxicated at this point. The longest game of footsie ever played. Multiple sewersides. I don't know, I really don't have words for this. Help me, I am in hell.
2022-12-1032 minGrimewave48: The Grimeys? Kinda GayEver hear someone say "everyone's at least a little gay"? We're rolling with that this episode. The Grimeys are here. We're handing out awards for everything. Dan, Bill, Mike, and Sean become their best and worst forms. Wet Dan evolves. At some point the episode pivots to being a news cast because, uh because. Then it just devolves into cartoon sounds. This ends in the biggest breach of "bro code" ever. This isn't even the worst. The Special Grimey Choose Your Own is coming next week, they reach critical levels of stupid.
2022-12-011h 09Grimewave47: Pre Gaming the GrimeysThis was supposed to be the Grimeys. Sean wasn't there so this episode is dedicated to that. This is the pregame. Bill, Dan, and Mike are quite sauced in the woods of NH. We discuss Sean, his real last name, and fun stuff like: off brand clothes, Shirley Temple and why a priest was sent to her. Crankin out disabled people. Uncle stories. Stolen valor. uhh idk what else just listen.
2022-11-1836 minGrimewave46: Honk Your Nose If You’re HornyMore Noah! More Fluid Show (we demand it!) I don't know where this is going. Somoene's a cop. Someone's freebasing out of a flying car. Matrixes. Anime and tentacles. Real time tentacles. Emoji game. Birth of our first shirt. Mikes mind has melted and it has to do with Shrek. We realize that all of us would f*ck a clown.
2022-11-1146 minGrimewave45: ABDL and CrackNoah from Fluid Show is back. Episodes rollin out slow. Lifes going fast. Suck my nether regions. Cold open to car stuff and baked potato genital allusions. OJ Simpson. Changing our podcast. Bill lets Sonic enemies suck him. Kingdom Hearts hate. Mikes religion/Mikes self love. Noah meets crack and chooses donettes. Kinky requests.
2022-11-0242 minGrimewave44 :Managen’tThis is the choose your own from last week, but its very long so it gets its own episode. Sean and Mike take Bill to Water Country and Bill acts like he has the Game Genie to life itself though it doesn't always end up how you think its gonna. Its like they say: with great Karen haircuts come great amounts of jail time.
2022-10-2347 minGrimewave43: Big PissMike, Bill, and Sean discuss incredibly important things this episode. Most importantly, they talk about the biggest industry most people aren't aware of. They are shining a musty smelling light on the true villains of the world this episode. Later they bring Baked Court to the masses. Take your friends to Baked Court, find out how to in this very episode. Call us and drag your friends for wack things they've done, we will be your Baked Judges. Also: not reading a room, freebirthing in a cemetary, shortening already short names, names you don't hear anymore.
2022-10-1044 minGrimewave42: BumblebenisShane joins Bill, Mike, and Sean. Sean wasn't there, then he was. They shoot the shit about train stuff, try awful beer, Party Down South. We bring the survey back for a second, then it devolves. Local food spots. Hot tub hijinks. Pogs. Doug Funnie speculation again. Liar ass kids growing up. Sega hazing. Shane actually educates us on beekeeping. Tune in. Learn something. Idiot.
2022-09-301h 17GrimewaveEpisode 9/11: I am Tower SevenThis was recorded on 9/11 last year but we NEEDED to release this episode on 9/11 so we waited an entire year. Mike, Bill, Sean, and Jerry talk planes, buildings, feelings about planes and buildings, memories of planes and buildings, and like some extremely shitty jokes about planes and buildings. We also talk: hockey, high school hockey, brain injuries, the end result of brain injuries, Jerry gets a dream destroyed. We read about grandmas and horses or something. The survey returns. NOTE: Tedy Bruschi is alive, it was Dave Duerson.
2022-09-111h 13Grimewave41: GwimewaveThis is the third time I've uploaded this. Its Sean, Bill, Mike and Kelly this episode. Take a trip to Daddyz World.
2022-09-031h 31Grimewave40.5 Minisode: Fileting the Feces?Just all the pre game, and side bars we took during the recording of episode 40. Good time, lots of good, haha good.
2022-07-2722 minGrimewaveDipshits & Dimebags: Lords of Jnchaos 3Part 3 of our bizarro Route 1 adventure. Tune in for: an adventure into Filene's Sub Basement, "I DOUBT IT" Dean, A nod to Labyrinth involving Corey Haim and Corey Feldman, juggalo family being the only family you need, B&E on Bob's Stores, SIMPS, and an incredibly gory cliffhanger.
2022-07-271h 11Grimewave39: No HomoHey, this episode is the first of our 2nd year. Bill, Jerry, Mike, Sean, and Justin fire guns at feces about all sorts of stuff that you can probably guess. We get voicemails from Las Vegas and Squeezy. Jerry gets the Choose Your Own, and learns just how valuable milk and scooters are.
2022-07-141h 29Grimewave38: Chitler’s Jnkem JeansNoah of Fluid Show joins us for talks that hit a wide variety of topics like: E&J, party crashing to get more booze, tribbin, whale sex is three ways, human whale sex, rule 34, scali caps, tales of a too wet Dan, drugs, parasocial shit, girbauds, girborts, jnco jnkems. the Choose Your Own is completely normal, nothing weird happens.
2022-06-261h 29Grimewave37: Racist HamtaroSean, Bill, Dan, and Aaron (with cameos from Kelly) talk about: lots of things. Then we do North Shore Bingo. Bad food place times. Calling out hypocritical drunks. Shit goes off the rails for a while. Aaron's choose your own also goes to hell, badly. I'm tired. I dont' wanna type. Just listen. He friggin dies. RIP Aaron
2022-06-121h 38Grimewave36: Are the Nipples in the Room With Us Right Now?Tyler and Morgan join Mike and Bill for some talks about: Feral bears. Dark liquor. Voicemails asking what D&D class we'd be. A trilogy of voicemails about keeping your butthole clean (good advice here for anyone who doesn't wipe). Letting people pay to tickle your feet. Nipples, and all about them. Weed nipples. Selling drugs on dating apps. Moustaches. Sean joins. Giants doing dope. Amish dope. Stories about doing mean shit. Seamen trees. The Billpranos. Questions for smarty pants. Who the frig is Squeezy? Morgan gets the CYOA and to sum it up "Its Weezer, they got mad...2022-05-271h 50Grimewave35.5: Shootin da ShytLittle talks Sean, Jerry, Bill, Girard, and Kelly had before the D&D session. Catching up with everyone. Sean's in a good mood and no one is feeling better than him. Sean admits he loves a show no one would expect from him. Kelly rejoices, a lot. Doing school projects on drugs and rappers. The most Boston video ever. Casino talk.
2022-05-1224 minGrimewaveDipshits & Dimebags: The Lords of Jnchaos 2The boys are joined by their fantastic DM Girard to play D&D again. We pick back up outside of the Square One Mall and this episode sees it all: children getting run over and beaten to death with baseball bats, Rollerworld, a brawl at Prince Pizza, adults giving children drugs, a round of Mortal Kombat, trading cigs for stuff, purse pills, and more!
2022-05-121h 23Grimewave34: Charles Dwayne ”The Cocaine Rock” JohnsonEpisode opens with Mike and Bill talking to Nunzio again. Mike gets spiritual on benzos. Talkin pho. A voicemail caller lets us know they're upset with us. Dan's voicemail abuses our platform for potential personal gain (he has since found what he needed). Moshing problems and we find out who the Gallagher(s) of hardcore are. Time travel flicks and plot twists (spoilers for old movies). The group then plays "Stereotype Me" by looking at an archive of yearbooks and making assumptions about people based off their senior quotes. Dan then shows up. The episode ends with our first...2022-04-291h 43Grimewave33: You Depressed Everyone Out of Being HornyMike, Bill, Blanco, and Sean are joined by Mike from a band you can find the name of if you listen to the damn episode for at least two minutes. We talk about: wine drunks, Shudder, cleaning ice off your car, some absolutely rotten ice related tomfoolery, Sean enters late, how do u hold yr peepee, road rage stories, voicemails, we get ultimately petty and judge strip clubs, we then read some absolutely pathetic messages of dudes shooting their shots and missing by miles. These dms put the entire podcast and guest on suicide watch. We stop that and...2022-04-091h 36GrimewaveMinisode 1: Swingers But Instead They Swap BooksThis is its own little episode because its long and would have made episode 32 over 2 hours, also because it gets kind of nasty. Pete, Mike, Bill and Sean do some stealthy swapping back and forth from Chicken Soup for the Soul stories to cornerstore smut readers. Its vile. We are not responsible for what you hear.
2022-03-2037 minGrimewave32: Burger King Fries are RerockKelly, Mike, and Bill are joined by the shows original co-host Pete! We talk: Jackie Chan, cool 'fits as kids, teletubbies, asmr, faking finishing, the Beatles/Beach Boys, firework stories, XXXXL nips, brain nutting, squirting (not Dan), squirting (Dan). Kelly then transforms into Sean with no explanation and then Pete gets the survey.
2022-03-201h 26Grimewave31: Sounds Like 2 Million ClownsA Grimewave voicemail legend joins Mike, Jerry, Bill, and Sean to talk about: old AOL/AIM screen names. The current AOL userbase. Are You Afraid of the Dark. We give some advice. Boot talk. Fluid Show saves the voicemail cause Bill's an idiot. Medford and Sons. Doom fanfic. Goku & Anne Frank: Until the End of Time. We then do a roundtable goober ass survey from some ish Bill googled that leads to reminiscence about the Massachusetts Mad Dogs and mini bats. Remote control blow.
2022-03-041h 23Grimewave30: I Think That Homeless Man Was God and He Hooked Me UpThis is an episode that was lost 3 and a half months ago and was found when Kelly put on one of Bill's flannels in the pocket. This was the day after Thanksgiving with Sean, Kelly, Mike, Bill, and Dan. Bill tells an angry story about a handicapped person preventing him from shitting. Mike tells us a cautionary tale of not spending 9 hours at a strip club. Mike watches a birthday video. Asia gets a weird voicemail. Dan gets a weird voicemail. Sushi and lobster. We read more comments on shitty songs, and Dan shares an Aerosmith story. We forget...2022-02-161h 20Grimewave29: The Week of W’sJerry, Sean, Mike, and Bill all had a good week so there's dubs all around. We talk arson. Candles we don't want to smell. Googling "child skull" and looking at the mouth (go do it). Dentristry and how barbaric it is. We obviously end up talking about poop. Do not poo in the pee troth. We read Chicken Soup about teens kissing horses, teens trying to save future serial killers for jesus, horse girl daddy issues, and caveman children at camps. We incur the ire of the toothless community. We end by asking eachother a bunch of really really...2022-02-041h 31Grimewave29: The Week of W’sJerry, Sean, Mike, and Bill all had a good week so there's dubs all around. We talk arson. Candles we don't want to smell. Googling "child skull" and looking at the mouth (go do it). Dentristry and how barbaric it is. We obviously end up talking about poop. Do not poo in the pee troth. We read Chicken Soup about teens kissing horses, teens trying to save future serial killers for jesus, horse girl daddy issues, and caveman children at camps. We incur the ire of the toothless community. We end by asking eachother a bunch of really really...2022-02-041h 31GrimewaveDipshits & Dimebags: Lords of Jnchaos 1Our friend Square One Mall Goth returns to DM us for quite possibly the greatest homebrew we've ever played of D&D. Taking place at a local mall, and loosely following the plotline of The Warriors, tune in for: salvia, drug rugs, Nextels, getting girls numbers, Pretzel Time, samurai ideation, pencil claws of the gods, and an absolutely alarming number of murders committed by 13 year olds.
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Grimewave27: DBZ or Porn? Dusky Trunks Growing GroinWARNING: If you can't stomach terribly written porn stories, stop listening after the voicemail segment. Its vile, awful, and hilarious.
Fro joins Mike, Bill, Dan, and later Sean (who was busy PAWG-watching). Kelly hops on to make everyone do drugs immediately while we're recording. Memories of Jerry Springer attendance and how its kind of like church. We listen to voicemails and Dan decides he wants to play as Aaron in a video game. Two absolute chumps that Dan paid off call in about Dan's bands. Do not listen to any band Dan did vocals in, especially the...2022-01-011h 33Grimewave26: Piss & Cookies: Quailman Was Doug’s Jammed Out NodDeath Metal Marty joins Bill, Sean, Mike, Jerry, and Blanco to talk about cartoon characters in their 30s, and what drugs they're on. We talk formative music for us and realize the generational gap in some hosts. We read our spam email folders. Mike is known to say sentences that no human has ever said before.. well here Mike says an entire TED talk worth of things no ones said before when he educates us on Dick Wizards. We give Death Metal Marty the survey. Mike gets so high he looks like someone pepper sprayed him.
2021-12-241h 09Grimewave25: Purgatory, Its Personal! (But First Lets Talk Grimey 3)This episode is Sean, Jerry, Bill, and Kelly. It opens up to just a cacophony of post weed smoke coughing fits with someone proclaiming how hard Las Vegas weed hits, which means that Martha and Brittany from But First Lets Talk Nerdy are here! We talk about scams that got us nudes. Ginger dunce caps. Letter placement breaks Jerry. Happy birthday to Luca and Brit this episode! Kelly renames Blanco to Boof. We read about dawgs. We read about sounding in Central America. We give Brit the survey. Brit gives us the survey. Crying movies? Karate movies? Same thing.2021-12-131h 51Grimewave24: Of Hooburritos and Honey MenGus aka Ok Dock joins Mike, Jerry, Sean and Bill this week. Jerry predicts that this episode was gonna air in December by going right into battle about Christmas movies. We hear some voicemails, one about the crime rate in Lynn that sets Sean off. Candles. THE HONEY MAN... We hear the absolutely riveting story of this legendary degenerate which leads to just tales of characters in retail/food jobs we've had. We also learn about the best band related food that no longer exists. Seeing celebrities in public, and how we own them. Selling and stealing weed, but...2021-12-031h 38Grimewave23: Lil Peep is Just Linkin Park LiteLocal historian Sean (not our Sean) of many a heavy band joins Aaron, Mike and Bill for tales of hardcore show shenanigans, south shore folklore, the nitrous industry, and vampire movies. We then get into some South Shore vs North Shore as curated by Aaron, which just ends up in more stories. While doing so we hear the harrowing tale of an actual fcking jelly fish thrown at someone.
2021-11-271h 20Grimewave22: Hulk Hogan Deals Molly in LynnThrills joins Mike, Bill, Jerry and Blanco (Sean joins later, trapped in another pinball machine). I sincerely have no words for this episode. We rap about a girls dad, and being nice. Instead of a survey we give Thrills a Choose Your Own Adventure experiment we make up as we go along that turns into just complete fuuuuuck soup.
2021-11-191h 14Grimewave21: Mavis Beacon, Head Bich vs The Don Juan of DetoxThis episode should have been last week and last week should have been this week. This takes place the week after Sean was absent. Mike, Bill, Sean and Dan shoot the feces for a bit. Sean thinks he's a rehab sex god. Bill angrily calls back a voicemail caller about roast beef. Dan cusses out an old job. A 5 mile rift is torn between the hosts over a singular food preference. Sean and Mike meet "glizzy". Kelly offers everyone her Milkis. We talk about throwing shit at or from cars again, but its still funny. Chicken Soup for all...2021-11-121h 46Grimewave20: Kinetic Balls, But Like Actual BallsBill, Mike, Sean, Jerry, and Aaron are joined by Jae and Blanco. This is a size LARG crew so bear with us. We talk some shit about tendies and wings and nuggets. We then hop on Urban Dictionary and Jerry gets no-scoped by a press of the random button and learning what a "glorp" is. We hit the survey for Jae and Blanco and honestly its literally just a ball pit. Lots of cool balls, just ballin out. Tell a friend about us. Call the voicemail (781-435-6402). Follow us on ig (@grimewavepodcast) and twitter (@grimewavepod)
(note...2021-11-051h 24Grimewave19: Confessions of a Phantom PooperSean is missing. Feel free to write us or call with your theories as to where Sean is. Bill and Mike are joined by Ryan, Kelly, and our guest John Pound. We do a lot of voicemails. We get an exclusive tale from a real live phantom shitter, every school had them and it was always a mystery... well we've got one here and its worth every stinky detail. More hijinks involving snowballs, 40s, and paintballs as teens. We read the single funniest horse story ever published. Seriously, it almost killed Ryan. We read a story that was written...2021-10-281h 58GrimewaveFALL TRAILERCALL US! TELL US YOUR PROBLEMS! TELL US THINGS YOU LIKE!
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Grimewave19: A Crash Course in Becoming a Phantom ShitterSean is missing. Feel free to write us or call with your theories as to where Sean is. Bill and Mike are joined by Ryan, Kelly, and our guest John Pound. We do a lot of voicemails. We get an exclusive tale from a real live phantom shitter, every school had them and it was always a mystery... well we've got one here and its worth every stinky detail. More hijinks involving snowballs, 40s, and paintballs as teens. We read the single funniest and most sexually suggestive horse story ever published. Seriously, it almost killed Ryan. We read a...2021-10-281h 58Grimewave18: Dipshits & Dimebags, or D&D for People Who Hate Math, Rules, and ThinkingAlright we're going to try the ever popular "D&D episode" that podcasts do, except fuck rules, fuck nerds, and fuck you. Ryan, Mike, and Sean play as three people we'd want to beat the snot out of and try to make it to the liquor store while Bill DMs for them in a one-shot that never gives us a chance to pick our jaws up off the floor.
2021-10-141h 22Grimewave17: Square One Mall GrimeMike, Bill, and Jerry are joined by none other than the person behind the Square One Mall Goth instagram. Beezing. Triple c's. Tripping in general. We get a voicemail from a fellow podcast. More Wet Dantics. Bullshittin bout social media bullshit n shit. We read some porn short story written by a dude who has never touched a tit in his life. No one gets turned on. Sean shows up despicably late, then the survey happens and the group is NOTICABLY more intoxicated. Kelly tells us Thrills' WW2 history lesson. We unanimously decide we would like to bring back...2021-10-071h 53Grimewave16: Luigi Streaking at Ground Zero as Told By Jeff GordonJust Mike, Bill, Sean and Jerry this episode. Jerry's first official episode as a host before we became the collective we are at now. Road stories from old bands. Micheal Jordan's Hitler moustache. Hampton Beach/B.U.M. Equipment. Drive by insults. Getting insulted by someone driving by. Tossing stuff out cars at people. Disability by big dick. Chicken Soup for the NASCAR Soul: Jeff Gordon saves 9/11. Reading a psychopath NASCAR fan dating contract. Streaking romance. We all get the survey this episode. The difference between cracks.
2021-09-301h 35Grimewave15: Wet Dan Teaches Squirting 101This episode immediately goes to hell. Sean, Mike, and Bill are joined by Dan and Kelly. The whole episode centers on Dan's dark Squirt-soaked family secret. Also: Hip hop live. The origin of rap. Diarrhea/barfing debate. Blue Moon = hot dog water. Shityard Blumpkinhead. Thrills shows up for another interview. The quality of his interviews have not diminished. A child named Pee. "I'm in the jungle. I'm racin. I'm racin. I'm huntin shit. I gotta eat." It gets damn near incomprehensible at the end. Its quality. Find out who is a Cop Calling Cum Taster.
2021-09-221h 46Grimewave14: Navel Longbottom is Dracola, He Does Coke Crack and PotKelly's first episode! Her and Ryan join Mike, Bill, and Sean. We continue reading the horrid Harry Potter fanfic "My Immortal". We have trouble pronouncing pretty much all of it, its written so terribly that we sound mentally compromised. Many characters are biszechuan. There's also a plot twist as to the identity of the author. Listen to find out who it is. Walk the Boulevard of Borken Dreams. Kelly gets the survey and outs Bill as a thief.
2021-09-141h 18Grimewave13: I‘m Pretty Sure I‘m a God and Can‘t Be KilledMike, Bill, Sean, and Aaron are joined by our guest Calvin. Weird fights. One of us GTA's (the video game) someone. Pepper spraying an entire brawl. The queerest brawl on earth. An actually difficult would-you-rather. Sex while blind. Did Johnny Knoxville get a pass for "The Ringer"? During the survey Calvin leaves and Johnny Walker joins us. How shitty Coolio's non-hits were. Do we want a Brink sequel? Well we speculate about what that would be for a while. Red Hot Chili Peppers get brought up and Bill gets very angry. Kingston doubles down on a freudian slip. Dad...2021-09-011h 14Grimewave13: I‘m Pretty Sure I‘m a God and Can‘t Be KilledMike, Bill, Sean, and Aaron are joined by our guest Calvin. Weird fights. One of us GTA's (the video game) someone. Pepper spraying an entire brawl. The queerest brawl on earth. An actually difficult would-you-rather. Sex while blind. Did Johnny Knoxville get a pass for "The Ringer"? During the survey Calvin leaves and Johnny Walker joins us. How shitty Coolio's non-hits were. Do we want a Brink sequel? Well we speculate about what that would be for a while. Red Hot Chili Peppers get brought up and Bill gets very angry. Kingston doubles down on a freudian slip. Dad...2021-09-011h 02Grimewave12: You Don't F*ck With the InfiniteSean, Mike, Bill, Jerry, and Pete kinda talk all over the place. Heroing & jeeping. Olympic events involving drugs. Meme history. Kelly barfs. Is porn still cool. Old people who shit themselves decide our fates. We listen to our first batch of voicemails. We get deep in the survey, we also get slightly angry. Call the damn voicemail.
2021-08-241h 18Grimewave11: Hot Buttered Cop PornQuieter due to no guest. Just Bill, Sean, and Mike this episode. Our first voicemail commercial. Icing (not the penalty). Tales of cops and shenanigans involving cops (note: we were/are complete idiots, DON'T LIVE HOW WE DID) and we're pretty sure the Statue of Limitations that France gave the United States mad long ago said its ok to talk about most of this now. We then read a completely bonkers ass story about Scrooge McDuck doing mad blow. Then we do the survey.
2021-08-161h 08Grimewave10: Pooh Goes Apeshidded and Apefarded His PantsDan returns and Jerry joins us for tales of high school idiocy, middle school idiocy, and even elementary idiocy. Sean goes to a very nice wine store and fits in. Mike builds an empire he didn't know was full of shid in kindergarten. Dan hates all apes and insists shidding and farding your pants causes marital issues. Jerry chooses integrity over shidding pants. Bill revisits a time someone shot blanks. We read about Winnie the Pooh on cocaine. Jerry gets the survey. Robitussin is how you repeat days. Robitussin is how you repeat days. Robitussin is how you repeat...2021-08-101h 15GrimewaveEpisode 9: But First, Let's Talk Grimey (Part 2)Part 2 of our episode with Martha from "But First, Let's Talk Nerdy". She takes the livejournal survey, and we get survey questions from her. We learn about our friend Robby Larry Stine. It was such a good time we decided to keep recording. We read more Chicken Soup for the Military Wife Soul where we hear the legend of Little Michael the United States' most deadly soldier and is also a newborn. Also a man propositions a woman in the Olive Garden. This is honest to god, the most we've laughed on this podcast thus far. Note: The could-be-better...2021-08-021h 23
GrimewaveEpisode 8: But First, Let's Talk GRIMEY (Part 1)Martha from the podcast "But First, Lets Talk Nerdy" joins us all the way from Las Vague Ass to talk weirdly named boring games Bills uncle made up, fighting at low tier celebrities houses, and to give us an absolute master class in downright despicable, stomach turning, egg birthing, eel sexing fanficiton in the Game of Thrones universe. Also something about Spiderman in heels humming quarters at strippers. Artwork by Martha too!
2021-07-2853 minGrimewaveEpisode 7: I Cumb First, You Pound SandAaron and John join us for our longest episode yet, but not like super long. We fire bullets at the feces. Mike thinks 40s are high class for some reason. We say a month and a half, but it was actually a YEAR old Caldwells pint is shared and people get very loud. We read from Chicken Soup for the following Souls: Possibly Racist Christian Teenage, Military Wife, Couples. The survey gets surprisingly deep. This episode fuchs. Oh and the answer to the last question on the episode is Insane Clown Posse muthafaku.
2021-07-201h 52GrimewaveEpisode 6: I Could Talk About Foreskin ForeverPhil shows up chugging white wine. Sean gives a very easy to answer would-you-rather. Mike tells us the tale of him hearing the tale of his family's history while he ate some ice cream, it gets dark. Bill gets very angry at one point. Phil is very enthusiastic about foreskin. No read this week either because we found some shit we thought would be funny but it wasn't!
2021-07-1454 minGrimewaveEpisode 5: Drug Trek III: The Search for DrugsSpeculation about Chris Benoit. One minute of politics. What if we did drugs? Talking about having done drugs. Getting trapped at your friends house on drugs. Did we mention drugs? This episode we do. Thrills stops by at the end for a survey and we take a vote on Sean. There's no reading this week because the audio was unusable, so enjoy this short episode! Drugs!
2021-07-0742 minGrimewaveEpisode 4: If I See God, Its On SightWe talk about Mr Hands, getting too much high, and read a lot of horse stories and decide every single one of them is fake. Featuring our first technical difficulty of, we're sure, many more to come! Nunzio joins us and says a lot of things that pretty much boil down to: he wants to fight cosmic beings. We're here for it.
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