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Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 073 - Emergency poopsAnotha one. Talking about the Texas fake snow conspiracy, new year new war, Samsung Global app, collecting things, gas prices, Hermaphrodite dog story, and extreme Nu Metal.
2021-03-031h 19Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 072 - Viscous is the new thiccBack talking about life's greatest topics like cold or warm condiments on burgers, gorilla glue girl, Screech passing away, Little Caesar's pizza, Patrice O'Neal documentary, Bam Margera meltdown, and more.
2021-02-221h 18Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 071 - ...More like pooper bowlWe're talking anxiety breaking points, super pooper bowl, watching movies again for the first time, Collin gets another pet, Oregon Trail, milestones, new rap releases, getting better at guitar, why moving every couple years is Jeff's new thing, and trivial things that bother us!
2021-02-0854 minHeckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 70.5 - DDD (Drunk Dial David) Bonus ContentThe bonus content follow-up from episode 70. Day Drinking Drunk Dial Daddy David calls us to unload a mess of thoughts.
2021-02-0818 minHeckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 070 - WAP (wet ass podcast)Catching up after 2 weeks for a WAP. The quarantine blues, surprise
Gatecreeper drop, patriot party, hoping for a Freddie Gibbs & Pusha T album, trivial things that bother us, and getting blown up by drunk friends before noon.
2021-01-251h 27Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 069 - NICE!Do we talk about the attempted coup at the capitol? Of course, we do. But first, we're talking video games such as Rust and Madden, Collin joining Parler for science of course, music stuff, and ending with trivial things that bother us™
2021-01-111h 06Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 068 - 2020 was like a Twisted Tea to the faceWe're back with the first POD of the new year! We're talking about our Holiday break, Andre Hill shooting, Nashville bombing, Twisted Tea heard round the world, Super COVID, resolutions vs intentions, iPhone 12, Collin's top 10 records of 2020, and what monumental event happened that all parents can clap for.
2021-01-041h 14Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 067 - Eggplants are just Barney d***sCanceling without context, coffee sizer realization, some very random things Jeff learned, Black Stallion, being emotionally affected by music, hardcore subgenre discussion, and whether we're taking the Pfizer vaccine
2020-12-141h 12Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 066 - SIX. We really wanted to find a way to name this episode 666We're talking consistent nu metal bands, restoration of DACA, cannabis decriminalization, monoliths appearing everywhere, snow... the precipitation, not the rapper, Jake Paul vs Nate Robinson, the best NA beer, and we finally get to bring back our beloved segments Ohio or Florida and Trivial Things that bother us.
2020-12-0758 minHeckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 065 - They call em dumps, big massive dumpsIf someone is talking big massive dumps, we're there. Collin finally ages out of baby fever, Human Law update, Band Camp's live feature, WTF is going on with Jeff and music, Collin is banned from sports Twitter, movie titles that could mean something completely different than intended, what Disney characters definitely voted for Trump, and weed beers.
2020-11-301h 20Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 064 - We really should have added a ghetto whistle to thisWe're discussing the newish social media app Parler and all the funny names we've seen it called, a Proud Boys initiation video floating around the web, Stephen Carpenter is a flat earther anti-vaxxer, Westside Gunn leaving Shady records, and good ol' home life.
2020-11-1651 minHeckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 063 - Legal dankFirst and foremost, RIP Alex Trebek. We're talking Biden as the president, political tirades on Facebook, legal dank, legal shrooms, Collin's mustache, young boy rippin a garage show, Amazon Basic's overdrive pedal, Heckin Cool Plant Dads, DIY music video, and what record influential turned 20?
2020-11-091h 03Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 062 - Daddy would you like some sausageThis week we're joined by guest DJ Cosgrove. We're talking cross country moves, DUDE DAD, the MGK pop-punk record, politics, Tom Green's van project, backlash from Alex Jones being on Joe Rogan podcast, anti maskers, items in life we wished we'd hung on to, and why the heck Jeff's family is pressuring him to get a tortoise.
2020-11-021h 37Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 061 - The only 13 year old at the party shotgunning beersFresh out the pool and right to the pod we're talking Jeff's kid vs the school bus, indefinite distance learning, don't call it a comeback... COVID been around, a very republican Halloween, the new Borat movie, OxyContin maker to plead guilty to federal criminal charges, Collin's 0% beer quest lands him at Budweiser Zero, and other goodies.
2020-10-261h 06Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 060 - Third world style waterOMG 2 weeks in a row... we must officially be back. We're talking the COVID surge, bands who rerecord their songs years later, Collin reunites with his band for the first time since January, McDonald's fountain drinks and the genius that goes into making them delicious, Benny the Butcher record, Heineken 0.0 non-alcoholic beer, trampolines, and why Jeff can't vote. Like, literally can't.
2020-10-191h 12Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 059 -Soooo how was SeptemberWe're back! Jeff completed his cross country move and we're catching up. Covid stuff (of course), Human Law, Hubie Halloween, Eddie Van Halen dead at 65, new records from Griselda artists, and more.
2020-10-121h 20Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 058 - Back from a poddy breakOh heyyyy we're back. New episodes will be uploaded on Sunday's. We're talking fridge-chicken, tornados, accidentally texting a person you're talking crap about, being petty, songs we didn't know had second verses, and the ultimate millennial nostalgia
2020-09-141h 34Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 057 - These things should come with trigger warningsTrigger warnings, Lebanon explosion, an amazing act of science, Vile Creature online-live show, USPS controversies, a 6-year-old hero named Bridger Walker, and the Cannon Hinnant murder.
2020-08-201h 40Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 056 - It's us vs themKamala Harris gets the VP pick, CMFT must be stopped... literally, irrational fears, we argue the best Bath & Body Works smells, growing up in very old houses, one time a car hit Collin's house, and one time Jeff was stuck in the Gulf of Mexico.
2020-08-131h 35Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 055 - 5 inch wide laserdicksJeep bro come to the sticks once again to talk about his dang cats, a makeshift vocal booth, intermediate formats that didn't make the cut, real life wack a mole, someone had a bad day in the Cane's drive thru, hardcore/metal kids who wore neon clothing, Palm Springs movie, and Carrion the video game!
2020-08-051h 25Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 054 - Don't tread on me, tread on them!Tonight Jeff drinks a beer that tastes like beer, becoming a a cyborg with RGB on my balls, Collin destroying his toe, the new bronco, 1 flex you had as a kid, pizza places have the worst forks, one of us loaded as absurd amount on a Subway gift card, anti-maskers and wearing masks below your nose, do not squish the frog, and backyard camping.
2020-07-291h 20Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 053 - You're storing passwords in your eyesDearly beloved, we're gather here in Collin's backyard to talk about being exhausted, Wayfair conspiracy theories, national bands taking PPP loans, social media, COVID-19 (duh), float life, product design life-cycle, empathy vs sympathy, and when to ride for your spouse or tell them they're being extra.
2020-07-151h 40Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 052 - Return of the buttcheek banditThis week Collin makes the drive to Jeff's house to talk the newest rap beefs, Flygod is an awesome god II, Lil Wayne's FWA, WTF is "sus" or "simp", and a TikTok ban? COVID, masks, & pools oh my!
2020-07-081h 10Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 051 - Busted the doors off that thangWe're talking Human Law, Freddie Gibbs beefing with Akademiks, Jeff saves a deer, rich folks and their guns, herd immunity, deep tissue massages, new cars, the death of the front license plate, and bands that everyone loves and you can't get in to
2020-07-011h 09Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 050 - Daddies after darkThis week we talk too many predators and not enough aliens, (Lorna Shore, Attila, Dealer, Homewrecker, & Austin Carlile and Ron Jeremy), newest stories of police in the news, Trump and his testing logic, sad Trump rally, Apple's iOS gets widgets, and Collin place blame where it doesn't belong.
2020-06-241h 29Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 049 - Oh, we BACK backFeels so good to be back poddin in person. Tonight we talked BLM and protests, Jeff thinks he quit the band again, Collin is a crunchy granola guy but what does that even mean, Jeep bro realizations, Dave Chappelle, church sign pun culture is a thing, everyone calling out Cory Brandon from Norma Jean, and a story about the Buttcheek Bandit
2020-06-171h 32Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp P11 - Ants aren't just going in people's buttholesProtests, curfews, military on the corners, Trump wants to speak to Twitter's manager, Facebook rooms, Freddie Gibbs & The Alchemist "Alfredo", Xibalba "Años en infierno", naked and afraid, and the great bike hunt
2020-06-031h 26Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp P10 - I believe you call those docuseriesThis week is hopefully our last quaranweek for the podcast. We're talking excessive Minecraft punishment, the George Floyd tragedy, Collin shits on my RC car with a $17k Rolls Royce model, Joe Rogan selling out, buying streams, and how at least one of our kids found out butt plugs exist.
2020-05-271h 17Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp P09 - Sometimes you have to stop and smell the COVIDThis ep we're talking lots of music things. BTBAM, spastic metalcore is BACK, Spotify group sessions, contact tracing, packed out patios and all the Karen cop callers, and why cheese is a good insulator.
2020-05-201h 44Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp P08 - Clown you ain't shit Jerry Stiller, Elon Musk's baby name, events like birthdays in the time of COVID, woke teens going after Robert Downey Jr. for his role in Tropic Thunder, at what age should you retake a drivers test, Plandemic, and a hot take on getting microchipped
2020-05-141h 30Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp P07 - On the verge of losing his man cardWe're talking Ohio slowly opening back up, collective boredom, Jeff started playing video games, Collin discovers a hidden creek, the logic behind bathroom doors, Flamingo, COVID birthdays, Umbra Vitae, and a story from Jeff that will once again prove why he shouldn't have a man card.
2020-05-061h 30Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp P06 - Every Time I PodThis week we're discussing whether Kim Jong Un is dead or nah, Post Malone's Nirvanna cover set on YouTube, Travis Scott's record-setting Fortnite concert, Run the Jewels "ooh la la", Kanye West and his B's, Collin's lemon, RC cars for grown-ups, and getting back on the recording horse from home.
2020-04-291h 41Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp P05 - Guns are the reason we can't regrow feetThis week we're talking Westside Gunn's new project "Pray for Paris", idiot protesters, 311 frontman Nick Hexum covering “Blue By You” by Turnstile and called them his “new favorite band”, 1 of us is getting our nails did in quarantine, and Jeff gives us a total stoner thing to think about on 4/20 from someone who doesn't smoke.
2020-04-221h 01Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp P04 - Insert synonym for confined hereWeek 4 and Collin is unraveling, power and internet fiasco, live videos everywhere, MGK is cranking out content, the biggest a-hole on Sesame Street, SNL at home, Ticketmaster quietly changing their refund policy to screw us even more, Bernie is out, and Collin's hall of fame (records)
2020-04-161h 11Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp P03 - Bill Murray is a nice guyThis week in quarantine we're talking how every day feels the same, Bill Murray is a nice guy, Collin's productivity on home things, not being micromanaged while working from home, Jeff messing up all vinyl records as a kid, new podcast logos, recording new music, short and long term goals, Lil B the Based God in 2020, reaction skin tones on Zoom, Funko Pop vs Kid Robot Dunnys, and real-world skills our kids are learning in distance learning. Sure, talked some Rona in there too because how tf can you not?
2020-04-081h 12Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp P02 - At least a 3 on the Matthew McConaughey quarantine scaleThis week in quarantine we're talking the Matthew McConaughey quarantine scale, mental breakdowns from being locked up, will we spend less time indoors and on our phones after all this, good things to come from the pandemic, Cards Against Humanity and other games online, will this lockdown kill off any businesses like scooters, Jeff starts a Fortnite account, Republicans and Democrats fighting over stimulus monies and sneaking other crap in, is hot coffee that's now cold just iced coffee, and we make each other choose between 2 bands/artists.
2020-04-021h 22Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp P01 - Pandemic poddinHello, world. While practicing social distancing with anyone not on our quaranteam, we still need to pod. Coming to you with a remote pod from our quarantine bunkers. We're talking stimulating the economy with merry quarantine presents, Tiger King, doing everything remotely, hunting, house signs are for boomers, awesome headlines from around the US, and Collin give us a trivial thing that bothers him.
2020-03-251h 09Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 048 - Flu-tang clan ain't nuthing ta f' witThe quaranteam is still open and delivering content. This week we're obviously talking COVID-19, chiropractors, a friend elopes, Irish funerals do it better, wife swap, Code Orange, different types of alcohol and how they affect you, and getting an email from every company that has ever had my email regarding the how they're handling the 'Rona Boi.
2020-03-181h 28Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 047 - Dusted with the musket**Podcast sponsored in part by Podcorn.com. **
This week we have guest Jordan Holland (Weed Demon, Domestic Terror) in the 3rd seat. We're talking things Jeff observed at teh gym this week, guys who have pants that are too short should know better, Collin's damn jeep, the origin of that’s what she said, new Body Count record, 18 visions, Collin's amazing waiting room story, and Jordan gives us the most trivial thing that bothers him.
2020-03-111h 32Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 046 - Life isn't hard, you're just lazyThis week we're talking adult strider bike racing, comedy and action movies that changed the game, non Juggalo whooping, cats without gods, Nashville tornados, super Tuesday, Wendy's breakfast, Collin's Cheetos-eye, Worst Self, and why some people just don't have the hustle inside them.
2020-03-041h 30Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 045 - It's 50 degrees let's pop White ClawsWe're poppin White Claws and talking lots of music stuff. Pop Smoke's murder, favorite regional rap genres, Dealer, worst band names, and revisiting old things we've written. Also, Jeff jumps to conclusions on the shopping cart guy, Chef Rich's kitchen and the best wings ever, and getting suspended.
2020-02-271h 25Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 044 - Whole body high from the Tiger Balm**Sponsored in part by Bark.us**
This week we start off talking about Staind and their forgotten bangers, everyone and their brooms, a weird story about 2 guys named Brady Feigl who are both 6' 4" red-headed baseball pitchers, ways we're cheap and what we will spend money on, weird things we're good at, and Collin gets a whole body tiger balm buzz.
2020-02-191h 23Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 043 - One of us doesn't believe voice actors are actually actorsThis week we have comedian Jordan Slack in the 3rd seat for the 3rd time. We're talking what actors/actresses are really smoking and snorting on set, argue for like 20 min over what a "voice actor" is, play a game of Ohio of Florida, mean dad club, selfish social media practices, memes in real life, records that grow on you, and since we haven't incorporated this segment much lately... trivial things that bother us!
2020-02-131h 35Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 042 - Walking around work sippin leanJeff has a story about being sick, we're talking about the new Lil Wayne record, tacos, corona virus, a hot take on Megan Thee Stallion, Billie Eilish, Collin's new doggo, hoverboards, the HummerEV, and why we're bad homeowners.
2020-02-051h 33Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 041 - Without my consentThis week we're reflecting our rough week of sickness while drinking Land Grant CMYK, Collin tries to buy a dog and things get sketchy, why Collin has to grow a mustache now, donut fest, Kobe passing, all the puke, Tyler the creator, conference calls while pooping, meditation, and we try a little positive segment instead of trivial things that bother us.
2020-01-291h 23Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 040 - My neighbor can get these handsThis week it's a follow up from Collin's show, lots of music talking with Eminem's surprise record "Music to Be Murdered By", Poison The Well 'The Opposite Of December' 20th-anniversary show, new Zao record in the works, and singer-songwriter David Olney dies on stage during a performance at Florida festival. Chiming in on the gun rally, why alimony is crap, why Vince Vaughn was canceled, and why Jeff's neighbor is about to get those hands.
2020-01-221h 24Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 039 - We have on camo shorts, you can't see our legsDrinking on a New Belgium variety pack and getting the pod started with the weekly recap, talking through the time in music where all hardcore kids wore camo shorts and black shirts, idiot things we did growing up, getting ahead of cancel culture: who did it well and who was recently canceled, peak nu-metal timeframe, new Code Orange promo picture, and Jeff finally gives his top 10 records of 2019.
2020-01-151h 42Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 038 - Donnie sent the dronesWe're back with the first pod of 2020. #NewYearSameDudes - Talking new plans for the year, reconnecting with lost friends, Jeff does a good deed to close out the year, the lost art of passing out band fliers, upping my kids home automation technology, adult tactical laser tag, KoRn Koffee, Collin finally watched don't f**k with cats, 'Oliver Peck blackface scandal', seeing the innocence in every situation, and then 30 minutes of Iran bombing talk to close us out!
2020-01-081h 46Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 037 - Infinite loopDroppin a Xmas pod then taking a week off. We don't do this often but we'll be back in 2 weeks on Jan 8th. This week we're talking Don't F**k With Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer, driving a Tesla, the future of Smart Ads in television, Nick Cannon diss tracks to Eminem, what we plan to do when the kids are gone and also when we retire, Collin's top 10 records of 2019, and our favorite segment: trivial things that bother us!
2019-12-261h 17Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 036 - That's how many ounces in a brickThis week Jeff is fighting a sinus infection and Collin is fighting a hangover. We decided to try a stripped-down pod setup with no headphones in preparation for on-location casts. Talking holiday parties, Xmas gifts, Disney, those people on youtube who climb cranes, first nasal spray experience, and more random ish.
2019-12-181h 14Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 035 - Double Darrel shotgunThis week we're talking JuiceWRLD death conspiracy, the AlRosa Villa for sale, Andy Williams (every time I die) joining All Elite Wrestling, tech decks, what lyric defines Jeff, 11-year-old boy drives 200 miles to meet a stranger from Snapchat, and trivial things that bother us!
2019-12-111h 24Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 034 - How do you go from The Game to SeinfeldThis week we're talking Sonic Temple fest, Jeff's epic first time cooking a turkey, new hip hop records from Griselda, Action Bronson, and The Game, uncrustables, our approach to writing music, and how we know we're parenting correctly.
2019-12-041h 38Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 033 - I farted, it tickled, my butt cheeks...We're talking that 99 pack of PBR, horrible windshield wipers, Hitchbot, Instagram hiding likes, significant other farts, and wondering how certain jingles make it around the world when they're not even real songs!
2019-11-271h 34Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 032 - The 12 minute episodeYou read that right, this episode is only 12 minutes! We still get the chance to discuss "OK boomer" and react to vegans suing Burger King.
2019-11-2012 minHeckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 031 - The galaxy is on Orion's beltEpisode 31 is off and going! We're discussing Movember, an expensive purchase we'd make again, whether Mufasa died from falling off the clip or in the stampede below, are humans the most advanced species out there, adoption, whether certain popular quotes actually check out, and trivial things that bother us!
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2019-11-131h 21Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 030 - Sober October is finally overNow that sober October is over we're back on the sauce! Talking about the Beer Mile run, technology crap, Quantumcloud, trick or treat, we get deep discussing the definition of success, people actually letting Jeff tattoo them, TP'ing houses, and trivial things that bother us!
2019-11-051h 27Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 029 - Buffalo wing sauce sodaThis week we have Ben Brown on as our guest talking about all his mechanical tinkering. We're drinking weird sodas including buffalo wing sauce soda, peaches and creme, bacon soda with chocolate, moxie, and pirate piss. Why crackheads are some of the most ingenuous people, why super long nails are gross, Toys R Us making a comeback, Bey Blades, a quick game of Ohio or Florida and trivial things that bother us.
2019-10-301h 32Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 028 - Dr. BirdsThis week we continue our craft soda journey for sober October, Collin's broke down on the way to record this episode, Jeff does the one chip challenge, the return of Champion in the streetwear circuit, the new Griselda track, parent-teacher conferences, Michelle Obama's muscley arms, what's the right age to get your kid a phone?, Jeff meeting his wife at mile 18 of the Columbus marathon with Starbucks, call center jobs, and trivial things that bother us!
2019-10-231h 14Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 027 - Who tips on to go ordersContinuing sober October with some no so crispy boyz, top 3 Linkin Park songs from both of us, private IG rationale, drummer Brandon Pertzborn, down-tuned guitars, Jeff's kid loving white rappers, getting BOOzed, Collin's plan to pay off each other's debt, tipping (or not) on to-go orders, mobile orders, Jeff accidentally throwing out his wife's never worn $180 shoes, The Ocean Cleanup and the Pacific Garbage Patch, reposting articles based on headlines, a fish that breathes air, quick game of Ohio or Florida, and trivial things that bother us!
2019-10-161h 13Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 026 - 1,000 up front and 20,000 after completionSober October and we're pounding Faygo... WHOOP. Is Collin the next viral joke boi? One of us used to be a juggalo, car troubles and how some shops prey on people, reacting to Amber Guyger verdict and Joshua Brown murder, low gas, millennials getting blamed for everything, As I Lay Dying, and the staple... trivial things that bother us!
2019-10-091h 27Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 025 - Jazz on the sideToday we have our first female guest, we discuss sous vide, Collin's wet cell phone story and why he's in jeopardy of losing his millennial card, old people creating absurd amounts of Facebook profiles, Beth's weird connection to Morgan Freeman, crowdsourced medical diagnosis, why companies "can't" match a salary to keep you from leaving but have no problem paying you that wage coming back as an external employee, stupid car stories, and trivial things that bother us!
2019-10-021h 44Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 024 - New Jack CityHe's been a part of several stories on the podcast and now he's a guest... Keto Kyle! Jeff has his first white claw, CBD oil, Bill Nye, reacting to Pelosi's announcement of impeachment inquiry, vaginal rejuvenation, fear of heights, puking in an Airbnb, Kyle gets ran up on by some kids, a golf story, catering chipotle is a rip, people that suck at technology, and trivial things that bother us!
2019-09-251h 37Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 023 - Don't cuss on my profileCollin's story of why he was late today, Jeff spends $22 dollars for 6 cans of beer, being stuck in routines, why loofas are weird AF, stolen cars, spider fears, camping, and as it turns out... Collin is good at making trap beats.
2019-09-181h 25Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 022 - Yo Yo YooooooWe're back! After a week break, we dive right in. Catching up with why we took a break and trying to kill flies in our pod space, discussing Michigan, tactical adult laser tag, getting pulled over, Jeff seeing IT chapter 2, making it hard (pun?) for our kids to access poRn, how to f do cemeteries make money, Collin's dead frog story, Jeff's dog tries to die again, a quick game of Ohio or Florida, and trivial things that bother us.
2019-09-111h 33Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 021 - Battle DamageThis week we're poddin with Dave Tevenal AKA Battle Damage Dave AKA Volcano Hands. General life catch up, graffiti, big booty juice, AOL punters, Collin and Dave go on an Anime tangent, "street art", and trivial things that bother us.
2019-08-281h 35Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 020 - How many spicys...This week Collin brought Metallica beer, we talk our go-to white elephant gifts, shooting Lite Brite pegs from pens, the story of Jeff's epic spicy nugget order, long-running jokes, moshing holes in floors, fancy Facebook post features, and prerecorded messages that play over loudspeakers to deter shoplifting.
2019-08-2100 minHeckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 019 - Moneyman and RifflordThis week we read off some new names left on one of our YouTube videos, recount our weekend outing for a birthday, comparing iPhone models, Jeff tells the story of his kids first YouTube videogame playthrough, weird dreams, reacting to Jeffrey Epstein, capital punishment and botched lethal injections, Tool, and sushi.
2019-08-141h 09Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 018 - Toilet paper goes over not underThis week we have guest Nick Reed back as our third person. Reacting to the recent mass shootings in El Paso and Dayton, digging in to the media's obsession with linking such events to metal music, Jeff's kid becoming a YouTuber, playing video games, Collin's refusal to use apps Jeff is pushing on him, the obsession with tarot cards and astrology, coming out of mosh retirement, our fight stories in grade school, and feeling our age trying to use Snapchat.
2019-08-071h 59Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 017 - I can't promise there won't be a nip slipThis week our guest is Columbus Ohio based artist Clint Davidson. We're talking old jobs, art, creating labels for beer companies, late 90's fashion, 2x2 fest, our worst haircuts, Collin may be the neighborhood hunk, skateboarding, missed opportunities, trivial things that bother us and we try out a new segment of sentence association.
2019-07-311h 47Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 016 - We were awfully quick to give away our face dataThis week we talk Cedar Point, preserved alligator heads, top 3 karaoke songs, storming area 51, Face app, Collin's wasted birthday extravaganza, Jeff gets a lesson in the various doom metal categories, reacting to Tom MacDonald's new song "if I was black", we knock out trivial things that bother us, and we play a quick game of "Ohio or Florida?"
2019-07-241h 41Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 015 - The most AmericanThis episode we have guest Brian Miller. We're talking shooting guns, making knives, drinking bourbon, screaming YouTube gamers, another confession from Jeff, recalling when Jeff and Brian had beef, comparing our physiques to UFC fighters, stories of hits to the groin, podcasts we listen to, and reacting to the Jorge Masvidal record-setting UFC knockout.
2019-07-171h 58Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 014 - Gettin right to itThis episode we somehow ended up with Jordan slack back on. Fun times making fun of Jeff for drinking alkaline water, we address Collin making out with a giraffe on Instagram, everyone has the friend who only likes booty pics on social media, the bottle cap challenge, Jason Statham and action movies, the thin line between victim blaming and you should have known better, and we play a quick game of "Ohio or Florida?"
2019-07-101h 49Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 013 - Suns out guns outThis episode we finally catch up on what hip hop albums we're listening to and some memorable lyrics from past & present, cooled seats and ball vents, trials and tribulations of glasses, Jeff buying a mystery clothing package, death metal logos, bullies, laundry woes and the trivial things that bother us!
2019-07-031h 55Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 012 - Shokazulu was a real personThis episode the scooter drama continues! We're talking celebrity crushes of the past, anarchists cookbook, Jeff driving to 5 different stores trying to find a specific desert during work hours, playing with fire, fleshlights, you get to find out who threw a molotov cocktail, and we sneak a bit of hip hop chat in at the end. *NOTE* we're changing our name and need suggestions!
2019-06-261h 52Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 011 - 97% of poops resulted in a blowoutWe're talking the death of the hangman game, Collin whipping a scooter drunk, stories from touring, Jeff's child blowing out EVERY diaper for months, the genius that are fanny packs and trapper keepers, a new social media app concept, and records we hold above all else.
2019-06-191h 46Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 010 - Guest Nick ReedThis week Nick Reed joins us for hearty conversations involving babymoons, vaping, our reactions to a proposed "straight pride parade" in Boston, Collin's hilarious vasectomy experience, the great boom of Columbus signed bands (Attack Attack!, Beartooth, Miss May I, My Ticket Home, The Crimson Armada), comparing the songs we chose to perform at our 5th grade talent shows, and our staple segment of trivial things that bother us!
2019-06-121h 58Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 009 - We broke the curseThis week Jeff kills Collin with his big secret, proposals, novelty shirts, the recent tornados near us, fighting with siblings and soundmen, and the found cellphone with a MUCH larger story behind it.
2019-06-051h 27Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 008 - This room is a bunch of Sweaty TryhardsThis week we talk the great garage break-in, little bit of religion, myspace, make out club, figuring out what a "sweaty tryhard" is, growing your own vegetables, growing up and losing friends, boner talk, and the story of one of us pooping ourselves.
2019-05-291h 57Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 007 - Slackin' with guest Jordan SlackWe're joined by metal musician turned stand-up comic Jordan Slack for conversation about music, mental health, white privilege, Jeff's first taste of the hustler life, and as always, the trivial things that bother us!
Catch Jordan Slack in his first non-open mic stand up gig May 30th @ Club 20 in Columbus Ohio
2019-05-221h 48Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 006 - Get That Beer MoneyIn this episode we're talking about the fallacies of online reviews, smashing a bong, the immense differences in our french fries preferences, jail house delicacies, Collin is having his first mid life crisis, scary raw sushi, and an observation about Chipotle's spoons.
2019-05-151h 57Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 005 - You brought me a weed-beerIn this episode we're talking one of our favorite topics... you guessed it... BEER. It doesn't end there as we move on and share our double standards of parenting boys vs girls, a great story of why Jeff is self-conscious about his back tattoo, and trust issues.
2019-05-081h 23Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 004 - Guests Dave Tevenal and Ben MurnaneWe've got guests! That's right we're joined by our good friends Dave Tevenal and Ben Murnane. With Hell City tattoo festival being in town we took advantage of the ability to catch up with pals. Shenanigans ensue as always.
2019-05-011h 23Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 003 - The Boiz are back in townThe easter zombie didn't stop up from poddin' in the USA. In this Tuesday-recorded episode, we talk through how Jeff avoids critters, what metal & hardcore albums still get us hype 10 years later, what parts of our bodies are falling apart, and what trivial thing Jeff hates but is a hypocrite about.
2019-04-241h 22Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 002 - Jumpy BoizA crucial hangover can't stop Jeff. In this episode, we talk nu-metal, technology, getting profiled because of our tattoos, top central Ohio pizza joints, and why Jeff's head is ADA compliant.
2019-04-101h 42Heckin Cool Dads PodcastEp 001 - I hope this podcast makes it to the worldIn this pilot episode of Heckin Cool Dads, we're finding our footing on this whole podcasting thing. Discussing trivial things that bother us, 2 Chainz, Collin's decision to wear girl jeans, and how Bone Thugs & Harmony helped Jeff beat the man when caught for truancy.
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