Shows
Drunk ValorantEp 98: Cypher Meta Incoming?After a week or so of being whisked off to the Gulag, how does Iso stack up? There were also a few bonus Cypher buffs for Cass to drool over. Does it make him better than KJ? Remains to be seen.Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuGSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-11-072h 07
Drunk ValorantEp 97: The OutlawWhat'd this? Rumours? Unsubstantiated claims? Why don't we talk about that for 2 hours. A new gun has entered the fray, maybe... Will it destroy the meta as we know it? Also we discuss what maps are in DESPERATE need of a redesign. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuGSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-10-311h 58
Drunk ValorantEp 96: Rule #2 Double TapIso do not want to play this character.... Shit is that joke going to turn away too many listeners? Whatever, just 1v1 me about it. Time to take stock of Valorant's latest agent who won't see any pro play. Plus speaking of pros, DVP Premier team is basically pro now.Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuGSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-10-242h 02
Drunk ValorantEp 95: Smokes Get Some SparkleWith the PBE changes top smokes coming, there's really only one important question... How does this make sense in the lore? Or at least Cass seems to thinks that's important. Plus a discussion of the Discord polls gets HEATED. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuGSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-10-172h 07
Drunk ValorantEp 94: Off Angles and Off TopicHow to peek in Valorant and probably still get one tapped by their Omen. Plus a bunch of weird tangents, a look at tracker stats, and a ramble about CS2. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuGSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-10-111h 51
Drunk ValorantEp 93: Who Clears The Rat?The rats are among us. Hiding around every corner. And your Jett doesn't give a shit.... Whose job is it to clear angles when pushing onto site? And, what would the game be like if no ultimates existed? RIP Phoenix.Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuGSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-10-031h 55
Drunk ValorantEp 92: Report All SmurfsSmurf? Report. Aimbot? Report. Kinda hurt your feelings in All Chat? Report. Probably won't do anything though so why bother. Should Riot be more willing to give out bans than they are? Also is the phantom underpowered or just underutilized?Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuGSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-09-191h 41
Drunk ValorantEp 91: Is Omen Ult Better Than Yoru TP?Bit of a shorter episode this week, post premier games ya know how it is (we're fuckin tired). But still get up to our random shit talking, cinematic tier lists, and the long awaited very-little-info discussion of Sunset. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuGSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-09-121h 22
Drunk ValorantEp 90: Knife Kills and Emotional DamageThis week we have a whole slew of random shit, none of it is what we promised to talk about, but some of it might be mildly interesting. More deadlock, more Breeze, more VCT Drama. All in a 2 hour package.Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuGSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-09-062h 20
Drunk ValorantEp 89: JETT Mains Are FURIOUS about this ONE Simple Nerf"To be clear, in Project A, shooting matters. You don't kill with abilities. Abilities create tactical opportunities to take the right shot." And since then, Riot has done their best to adhere to the words of that tweet. By removing anything that a player may consider "unique" or "fun". Join us this week as we discuss the lengthy changes coming in the next act, the results of Champions, and run out of time before getting to Sunset. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuGSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-08-292h 28
Drunk ValorantEp 88: Next Act Will Be A BreezeThat's right, your least favorite, long sight-line, "go A" simulator map is BACK. Will the changes be a good thing, or will they allow the defenders to fucking roll every time? Join us plus our Aussie friend Arctek as we discuss the map changes and probably some more wrong shit about Champions.Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuGSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-08-222h 14
Drunk ValorantEp 87: Light Shields Meta is HereFuck full shields, why are you spending 600 extra creds to be 1 tapped? Join the boys plus guest as they discuss shields, updated agent win rates, and recap VCT Champions group stage. No way NRG gets grouped right? RIGHT????Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuGSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-08-152h 49
Drunk ValorantEp 86: Hunter Solves AFKsWe're back again this week with Hunter and Chase taking over the show for the first while. Talking new ways to queue into games, Chase's unwavering desire to win, and some more shit as we waited for Cass. Eventually we do get to talk gun stats for VCT and go over the Discord server's official map ranking.Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuGSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-08-081h 30
Drunk ValorantEp 85: Our Preferred Locales to Die (again) atOn a podcast known for heated disagreement, is it possible that our bad takes align on something? We learn that Cass pretends that 1/3 of Icebox doesn't exist, Chase needs to break the Geneva Convention in order to survive Pearl, and Hunter has no interest in learning "the meaning of the word." Also we are treated to the grand reveal that really no one was looking forward to: what agent Hunter is going to main for the rest of the act.Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuGSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-08-011h 29
Drunk ValorantEp 84: A Bad Op is Better Than a Good VandalBlate45 and Cass were spewing some bullshit like that, idk I was a few beers in at that point and kind of lost the conversation. Pretty sure we also talked about how deadlock could be underrated and how Cass can't wait until Valorant Mobile is released. This podcast was a day late and a Hunter short, so excuse me if the audio sounds like ass.Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuGSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-07-182h 05
Drunk ValorantEp 83: Proof The Shorty Was OPHunter destroys SHORTY nerds with FaCTs and LOgiC. But was he just the shorty nerd himself all along? Also Deadlock is a bit different than these idiots thought a couple weeks ago, so time to reevaluate the worst agent in the game.Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuGSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-07-111h 29
Drunk ValorantEp 82: You Are SO DeadlockMuch like many of our "conversations" on this podcast, Deadlock is here to stay. Hope your cocooned in bed or crouched in a corner while listening so you can get the whole experience. Also TDM talk continues with some actual PBE experience.Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuGSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-06-271h 41
Drunk ValorantEp 81: Cass Hates TDMHe should honestly just go back to playing COD if he loves it so much. This week we focus on the new team deathmatch, new maps, and all the (very little) info we have on that so far. Mostly just arguing about spawns though. Plus what is the most satisfying non-kill related thing in Valorant?Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuGSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-06-201h 52
Drunk ValorantEp 80: Valorant 2A classic late night pod session leads to Chase being too tired for Cass's shit. Thankfully Hunter is there to talk about what a re-release of Valorant might look like vis a vis CS2. Plus tier 2 gets a run down. Lots of 2s now that I think of it.Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuGSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-06-131h 55
Drunk ValorantEp 79: Tokyo Here We ComeI wish, if anyone want's to pay for us to go to Masters Tokyo hmu. I'll give you a guest spot on the pod. Speaking of guest (or host now?) Blate45 is still here to talk about the shit they apparently didn't get to last podcast. The pro scene, Platchat watch out!Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-06-062h 04
Drunk ValorantEp 78: A Patch To ForgetBy forget, I mean I (Chase) did not appear in this episode and currently have no idea what they talked about. Probably some patch notes, weeb shit, maybe how PRX is gonna dominate with double duelist? idk. Blate45 is here again though so that's cool probably!Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-05-302h 36
Drunk ValorantEp 77: If You Can't Use Jett Knives... QuitOkay maybe don't quit... Jett is fuckin hard. But do you need to be good with your main's utility? Also the long debate on Phantom vs Vandal gets answered by Riot themselves... The Vandal is better at one taps.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-05-231h 42
Drunk ValorantEp 76: Trading Ults and Taking ElevatorsBig Tony returns this week to recap his Fade journey last act, get SUPER specific on trading ults in the pro meta, and explore some ideas we have for new map gimmicks. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-05-161h 58
Drunk ValorantEp 75: The Only Premier League That MattersThe Drunk Valorant Podcast takes on the pro meta, IGLs, set plays, and still losing but in a coordinated fashion. A recap of how the first 3 Premier games have gone, Cass unsuccessfully trying to shit on Hunter, and all that shit you love to hear.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-05-092h 02
Drunk ValorantEp 74: Master BlateFresh off an astounding 13-6 Premier loss, the boys bring on blate45 aka trebblehead, an ascendant who can solve all our shitty aim problems. But instead of that, we debate how to nerf Killjoy. Also we finally get to know how Hunter lived through the last act without uninstalling Valorant (Hint: it wasn't solo queuing Sova)Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-05-022h 03
Drunk ValorantEp 73: Hunter.ggTired of Tracker.gg telling you you suck ass when really you've top fragged your last 5 games and your team is dogshit? Hunter has the solution. Plus we round up the act of playing these godforsaken insta-locks with a recap and final thoughts of how much RR we lost. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-04-252h 30
Drunk ValorantEp 72: Is Jett Good or Just Easy to Play?Get to Gold with these 542 easy tricks! Or just play Reyna I guess. Also is Riot actively trying to block our vision in game? Or are people just dumb? That's a good one. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-04-181h 56
Drunk ValorantEp 71: Teleporting to HellRiot bought some new fuzzy handcuffs... I mean restraints... I mean... Bind is back! That joke was a bigger stretch than the new entrance to B site. Also we talk more about our agent challenge.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-04-051h 55
Drunk ValorantEp 70: Should Sage be Boring to Play?Its time for a little State of the Agents. This week we discuss the current power of the agents, and how they should be changed. Riot take notes please... KJ, Sage, Harbor, whatever other random bullshit we talked about for 2 hours... it's important I promise.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-03-281h 42
Drunk ValorantEp 69: nicenice.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-03-211h 33
Drunk ValorantEp 68: How to Hate Playing Valorant FASTIts been a week of short 1-13 games, bottom fragging nightmares, and griefing all our team comps by instalocking... Welcome to the act of playing like complete dogshit. Tune in to hear how Cass is enjoying Op-crutch Cypher, Hunter is the Hunter, and Chase dies in the first .02 seconds of each round. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-03-142h 03
Drunk ValorantEp 67: 15 Minutes Could Save You 15% or More Spike Plants!Not all Gekkos are created equal. Some dart across the floor, some sell you car insurance, and one in particular can plant the god damn spike for you. Hold on to your tail as we go through Riot's latest agent release, and be ready to 3-stack with your buddies Flo and the Allstate hands... Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-03-072h 06
Drunk ValorantEp 66: The Biggest Tony of Them AllYou've heard rumors, ramblings, the occasional shit talking, but the day has arrived. Bronzes rejoice and let the BMing begin, because Big "Utility in Hands" Tony is here to tell it how it is. No bullshit this episode, only pure unadulterated HOT takes. Enjoy. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-02-281h 55
Drunk ValorantEp 65: Breaking Yoru With One Simple TrickThe boys are back where they belong, Hunter in Baltimore, Chase in Silver, and Cass, well Cass never left. This week we break down the agent changes to Raze and KJ, track down some "bugs" in the pro scene, and discuss how to make Yoru viable in the least amount of changes. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-02-211h 48
Drunk ValorantEp 64: Together at Long LastHondyssey has made the long and treacherous journey out West. Battling United Airlines shitty service, overpriced plane whiskey, and fending off swarms of beavers on mooseback to reach the Great White North... or more like the great rainy westcoast... But he made it! Time to discover better beer, low ping to Oregon, and how long TheSaladSauce can talk in person. Make sure you're in the discord to get access to what might be the first ever VIDEO podcast from Drunk Valorant!Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-02-142h 23
Drunk ValorantEp 63: The Podcast From Down UnderGrab your nearest jar of Vegemite, watch out for Drop Bears, and munch on a Tim Tam, cause Arctek is here from the land where women glow and men plunder! Without the aussie-hating Cass around to spoil the party, the rest of us discuss some of Arctek's latest agent ideas, a stinger meta that got spoiled by Riot WHILE we were recording the podcast, and plenty more. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-02-071h 56
Drunk ValorantEp 62: Spewing Anti-Ghost PropagandaThese guys, I leave them alone for one week and they go shitting all over the best pistol round buy in the game... or is it? Plus, Cass tries to tell two brim players where smokes should go. You hate to see it.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-01-311h 55Drunk ValorantEp 61: Getting Cancelled and Banned for Eye TrackingChase has decided to journey to a certain blue duelist's homeland IRL to see if he can answer the burning question of why Yoru exists in the game. This leaves Cass and I, Hondyssey, to set the stage for another year of NA drama in the pro scene and pose some absurd hypotheticals about eye-tracking and how it could or shouldn't be used in Valorant.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-01-231h 46
Drunk ValorantEp 60: Chamber Gets Placed in IronThe new episode has arrived, and we all suck ass at Valorant still. No surprise there. What is surprising though is how hard chamber got fucked in the pro meta. As Green Day once said... Good Riddance. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-01-162h 09
Drunk ValorantEp 59: Instalocking Reyna on LotusMight be jumping the gun a bit here... but we're too excited to throw eachother on random ass agents. Tune in to see who each of us is required to instalock in Act 2. Also our first thoughts on Lotus and some super loud spinny doors.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2023-01-101h 49
Drunk ValorantEp 58: Dupont Goes Iron to Radiant with Skye Dog ONLYNo shit, he actually did that? Feels bad man. Dupont joins the pod as a surprise guest! Now listen to the four of us talk over each other debating content creators, map insta-losses, and Illusive picking up Reyna... shit what did I agree to?Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-12-202h 00
Drunk ValorantEp 57: Killjoy is BrokenWho would've thought KJ would be the big winner from patch 5.12? Fuck, can't wait to get captured after forgetting my aftershock is now useless. This episode we go over what ACTUALLY went down in the latest patch, and she's a big one. Strap in and Strap-on. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-12-132h 23
Drunk ValorantEp 56: Bind My Hands and One Tap MeThe day has come. The day we have all been waiting for (except probably Cass). And that day happens to be the day AFTER we recorded this podcast. So here we go discussing chamber nerfs, maps being removed, and a "smurfing update" whatever the hell that means. The speculations are wild, did we get anything right? Doubtful. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-12-062h 03
Drunk ValorantEp 55: Smurfing on RadiantsIs it possible to smurf in a radiant lobby? What would happen if you held your classic like a gangster? Should you be able to flip people off? All this and more on this week's episode of "three guys talk about a computer game".Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-11-291h 58
Drunk ValorantEp 54: Team Comps RevampedThis episode we take a look all the way back to episode 8, and re-do our ideal team comps on every map. But this time, like some martinis, with a twist. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-11-221h 45
Drunk ValorantEp 53: Drone or Dive?Chase needed to do homework, so he procrastinated extensively this episode by arguing about team composition, drinking games, and anything else that came up. Plus an extra special announcement from Hunter that has us all sliding for joy.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-11-152h 27
Drunk ValorantEp 52: Holy Shit We Made ItIt's our first birthday, and yes we expect gifts. 52 whole episodes later and Hunter still buys the stinger, Cass still has a massive ego, and Chase won't fucking peek. A lot may have changed in Valorant, but our skill level sure hasn't. Thanks for listening to over 100 hours of our shit.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-11-072h 17
Drunk ValorantEp 51: Who Wants to 5 Stack?Tournament mode finally coming out... if you live in Brazil. We don't so y'all have fun with that I guess. Cypher buffs coming down the pipe too? Our thoughts on what might be coming soon in the Valorant world, and why the Odin is a bullshit gun.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-11-011h 39
Drunk ValorantEp 50: "Your Eco is Weaker than your Ego"As Harbor is making more of a ripple than waves... and Pearl is still an instant lose for the DVP crew... we have plenty to bitch about. Despite some technical difficulties and losing the entire beer segment of the recording, we're still kicking and almost at 1 year of sucking ass at Valorant!Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-10-251h 53
Drunk ValorantEp 49: Harbor Making WavesWelllllllll...... here we go again talking about shit a week ago that we know a lot more about now. Think back to those days last week where all you had was a short teaser on Harbor and had NO idea what his abilities might be. Thank you, and enjoy our rambles.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-10-172h 23
Drunk ValorantEp 48: Tracker is Bad For Your HealthA day late because I was too busy eating Thanksgiving dinner yesterday... But this week the boys discuss: How should the PBE be used? How much info is too much info in game? And what are our hopes for the next agent?Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-10-112h 03
Drunk ValorantEp 47: Low Econ and LiamLiam joins the pod as another guest from the Discord! So get in that shit and hop in voice chat sometime. Join the four of us as we talk about... things I totally remember from a week ago. Oh, something about things we hate?Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-10-042h 07
Drunk ValorantEp 46: BLOINDEDThat's what you aussie folks sound like. don't @ me. This week we pick up where we left off on the State of the Agents, talk about a lot of things that Cass can't dodge, and a new QOL(?) change coming up. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-09-271h 48
Drunk ValorantEp 45: Killjoy Turret ShenanigansA week late to the drama? Well... not when we recorded this a full week ago! We give our takes on the contentious ending to the XSET-FPX game, we talk about gaming chairs, we talk about agent stats, what more could you want?Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-09-201h 34
Drunk ValorantEp 44: Hunter is MidThe infamous Laagy returns to the podcast as Drunk Valorant's first repeat guest. Here to discuss the most scorching takes on mid-tier ults and give Illusive a Champions 2022 play-by-play. Plus a bunch of other shit I'm forgetting because I had a few sours during the recording.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-09-132h 19
Drunk ValorantEp 43: We Will Never See The Champions TrophyPartly because no org in their right mind would sign ANY of us... and partly cause I ain't ever getting 25 kills and top fragging... Don't think we can talk about a small feature on a single phantom skin for over an hour? Watch us.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-09-061h 07
Drunk ValorantEp 42: Team Comps and Tropical DrinksThis episode we tackle the agents we WISH we could play, but probably won't pick up. It's hard to keep the boys on topic, and to keep Cass from spewing Operator propaganda, but regardless we pump out the CONTENT.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-08-302h 08
Drunk ValorantEp 41: Do I Make You Randyyy? YeahRandyyy joins the podcast this week to discuss the collegiate Valorant scene and explain to a bunch of clueless people how college e-sports works. Plenty to talk about there before we launch into a contentious and much too long skin discussion, and wrap it up with some more Pearl. Go follow @Its_Randyyy18 and @OUEsports on TwitterDiscord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-08-222h 01Drunk ValorantEp 40: Sentinels Sign the Drunk Val TrioIn a shocking move last week, Sentinels cut their entire valorant roster and signed the completely unknown TheSaladSauce, Illusive, and Hondyssey to lead their rebuild. Now its up to Cass, Chase, and Hunter to discuss what role they'd like to play on a pro team, and disagree on whether we are in the middle of a shift away from the star OPer meta.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-08-161h 32
Drunk ValorantEp 39: Public Beta MalesA whole ass episode about shit that's not even in the game... yet. The boys catch up on the PBE changes, mostly Chamber, but others too I guess. Plus a bonus discussion on why Split was removed instead of Bind.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-08-091h 51
Drunk ValorantEp 38: Subtweets and RetakesHOT controversy in the Valorant scene! So hot that Chase has no idea any of it has happened, but we'll catch you up on the drama and wild action going on in the world of Valorant, Apex, and... college football?Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-08-021h 48Drunk ValorantEp 37: The 3 Stack is BackIllusive has returned and he's chasing down the PRX hype from Copenhagen. We also talk about our uneducated and preemptive takes on Pearl, and square off over the meta impact of reactive vs proactive agents (wtf does that even mean). We're back, baby!Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-07-271h 54Drunk ValorantEp 36: Vacationing on BreezeWith Chase still away and substantial Valorant updates coming few and far between, Cass and Hunter concoct a devilish scheme to remain interesting and relevant: not giving any hint in the description of this episode as to what they talked about. Is there some bombshell topic in Episode 36 that is too saucy to describe? Or is Hunter at the beach and doesn't remember anything he and Cass talked about? You'll have to listen to find out!Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-07-191h 45Drunk ValorantEp 35: A Marshall in a BindWith the illusive Chase claimed by the void of vacation, TheSaladSauce and Hondyssey return to the roots of the DVP: Cass and Hunter staying up way too late and having way too involved debates. We brainstorm changes to a map that many people wish was removed instead of Split and debate which second-round purchases piss us off the most.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-07-122h 38
Drunk ValorantEp 34: Hondyssey goes AFKMissing the glue which holds this pod together, two brave souls soldier on through the trenches of teammates who don't talk and the dangerous power creep of new agents. Will they survive? Only time will tell.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-07-051h 49
Drunk ValorantEp 33: Pearl Necklaces and Chamber Nerfs"It is no more easy to make a good picture than it is to find a diamond or a pearl. It means trouble and you risk your life for it."- Vincent Van GoghDiscord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-06-282h 08
Drunk ValorantEp 32: Skin Gambling Will Bankrupt UsAre you a betting man? Heres how to hold em, fold em, and when to run. Plus an agent, and some shit talking on initiators. What more could you ask for? But actually though... what do you want???Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-06-212h 24
Drunk ValorantEp 31: Nipple Hitboxes and RPGsAt this point I think it's valid for Riot to hire us full time as developers, and I can't believe it hasn't happened yet. This ep we move away from agents and onto the guns we want to see added to the game. Now go tell us how broken or stupid these are...Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-06-141h 45
Drunk ValorantEp 30: Low Ping, High LaagyOur first guest from the DVP Discord! You know the name, you know the Omen plays, its Laagy. Join the 4 of us as we read a literary masterpiece from Reddit, and discuss a contentious soapbox about the competitive scene.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-06-072h 50
Drunk ValorantEp 29: The Hot ListThe first episode where we literally don't talk about the game at all... We hit the important shit, like how attractive are all the agents? That is content right there. Then we play some fantasy pro Valorant, so tune in.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-05-312h 06
Drunk ValorantEp 28: The State of The UnionWe really don't talk about ourselves enough, I hear you, and I like discussing how great I am too. SO here we go... This episode we talk about the state of the game, our ranked experiences, shit we like and dont like, just like a true POTUS. Then a bit of tiebreaker talk and "Fade" away at the end.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-05-242h 19
Drunk ValorantEp 27: Sage... Except She's a Surfer Chick*AUDIO FIXED*We now have to rely on other people for our content! Listen to shitty agent ideas straight from the discord server, and possibly a couple good ones too.Per usual, Cass also has some dumb pistol round strat to talk about too.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcastMusic Credits: Endgame by Bossfight, Empty Bed by Saint Punk
2022-05-173h 09
Drunk ValorantEp 26: Sentinels Suck... And not only the professional Valorant team. On this agent balance episode we get into why sentinels are the most underpowered agent class, and really just rehash everything we've been ranting about for a month on every agent. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-05-101h 56
Drunk ValorantEp 25: "I Can't Hear Shit""I can't hear shit" is the #1 most said line in comms since Fade's release, I guarantee you. Join us for a wrap up on Hunter's Yoru grind, complaining about Fade's fucked good ult, and addressing the Sova/Chamber nerfs. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-05-032h 12
Drunk ValorantEp 24: Sunwoo "Jett" Han, Forever in Our HeartsA sad day for assholes who insta-lock Jett and think they can peek anything they want for free. As for the rest of us? FUCKING FINALLY.Obviously this episode focuses on the Jett nerf and other character balance in the game. Including Sova, before we knew the nerfs coming his way... RIP.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-04-261h 38
Drunk ValorantBonus Episode: Showdown in Reykjavík (Masters 1)Do you have to watch all the games of a tournament to have an opinion on it? Hopefully not, because we sure haven't. In this bonus episode we eventually pronounce our uneducated guesses of who will emerge victorious, we simp over Paper Rex's f0rsakeN, and we praise the level of fierce competition between regions in this worldwide showdown. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-04-2248 min
Drunk ValorantEp 23: Sacrifice The BodyImagine this: You get into a fight, you have dogshit aim, but you live... now you're 1hp in a 2v4... what do you do? We don't have the answer, but we try to talk about it. Then everyone's favorite skin pack review and why you always lose in a 5-stack.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-04-192h 23
Drunk ValorantEp 22: Agent Ideas pt 2A little late this week for some audio issues, but do not fret, lots of beer and lots of new agent ideas are headed your way. Plenty of talk on the ranked vs pro agent meta too so buckle up and be ready for some bullshit.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-04-132h 40
Drunk ValorantEp 21: Boof Loves Phoenix WallsBack to your regularly scheduled programming with a special guest, Boof! Having guests on who are better than us makes us feel more legitimate no cap. The four of us go at it on what the worst piece of util in the game is, a lot of talk on why 100T is dogshit, and a whole bunch more.Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4KSubreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
2022-04-052h 20
Drunk ValorantBonus Episode!**This episode was posted as an April Fools joke, but if you play Elden Ring and want to actually listen to it, be my guest**We know you're bored with the same old shit we've been spewing for 20 weeks. Join us for a taste of the new direction for Drunk Valorant.Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcastDiscord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K
2022-04-011h 39
Drunk ValorantEp 20: Smoke Players Aren't Allowed to Have FunAt least, apparently Riot thinks that. Give me my 2nd stim back please! We talk about the Brim stim nerfs, and then Cass has some dogshit idea about kill rewards for eco weapons. I'm sure he'd be happy to know if you agree with him, so hit us up in the discord!Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcastDiscord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K
2022-03-291h 31
Drunk ValorantEp 19: Who's the Most Fun Agent?Wait, people have fun playing this game? This episode is a grab bag of smaller topics ranging from gambling addictions, to shorty hacks, to how your main isn't very fun to play.Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcastDiscord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K
2022-03-212h 01
Drunk ValorantEp 18: Give Spike to Your DuelistWho should be spike bitch? Didn't realize this topic would be so contentious... We even make a tier list! That, and some thoughts on the new Icebox that the game seems to not want us to play at all.Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcastDiscord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K
2022-03-152h 33
Drunk ValorantEp 17: Brimmy Stimmy go BrrrrrrrrrrYou can call Riot JUUL, 'cause they're getting kids hooked on smoking. Patch 4.04 coming in with HUGE controller changes, and boy are we gonna talk about shit we don't know for 2 hours! Plus Hondyssey's first thoughts on the new Yoru grind.Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcastDiscord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K
2022-03-082h 09
Drunk ValorantEp 16: One Person Died? Better Save Your GunWe are apparently hurting for content... this episode kicks off with a segment on last week's outdated pro matches, including a lengthy debate on save rounds and what the right calls are. Of course, all done with very little actual information. Followed up by some proof we're all hardstuck bronze, and a segment on new shit we want to see from Riot.Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcastDiscord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K
2022-03-012h 01
Drunk ValorantEp 15: Practice Makes PerfectHoly shit the Brim buffs are GAME CHANGING. Right? Please? Is anyone out there? Please buff Brimstone........Even with a shitty character, how do we warm up and get those crispy 1 taps? How will Hunter make it to Plat? Plus, what should riot do about AFKs?Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcastDiscord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K
2022-02-222h 16
Drunk ValorantEp 14: Yoru is my ValentineRoses are red. Yoru is blue. His new decoy will flash the fuck outta you.Welcome to the Yoru spectacular, presented by your one and only Yoru main, Hondyssey. The time for shit talking is over... or is it?Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcastDiscord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K
2022-02-151h 56
Drunk ValorantEp 13: Astra Sucks Me Off (The Spike)We know what you want to hear, an opinionated and subjective discussion on Skins for 20 minutes. Then into which single piece of utility is the best in the game, or really, which utility pisses us off the most? And wrapping it up, some short discussions of the TSM-T1 scandal, and whats the most satisfying thing to do as your main?Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcastDiscord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K
2022-02-072h 04
Drunk ValorantEp 12: ELO HellWhy the hell are we still in bronze? What are golds doing better than me? Actually, what tf is the difference between low and high ELO??All that, plus some talk about new game modes and the never ending discussion of eco weapons.Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcastDiscord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K
2022-01-312h 00
Drunk ValorantEp 11: Teabagging and /r/RoastMe**Sorry for the audio issues, our main recording got corrupted**Kicking it off with a massive tangent on gun balance and eco weapons, this episode was supposed to focus on all the BM you shits do in my ranked games. Followed by a roast of each host's gameplay, not that this needed a topic since we do it every episode anyway...Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcastDiscord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG
2022-01-262h 11
Drunk ValorantEp 10: Back in Bronze???Fuck. Well, there goes my grind to Gold... We're finally back from break with our thoughts on Episode 4, Neon, the broken Ares meta, and why don't people play smokes???? Plenty of ranting, terrible takes, and everything you missed from the drunk val pod.Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcastDiscord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG
2022-01-182h 11
Drunk ValorantEp 9: DubyA special holiday edition, where we dont talk about the holidays at all! Our resident Iron Raze main Duby joins the pod. More MAD-libs and a soapbox to remember.
2021-12-281h 45
Drunk ValorantEp 8: It's Okay to InstalockAs long as you're locking these agents... This week we discuss what team comps are the best for each map. We agree on just about, well, nothing. But we sure do talk about it.
2021-12-222h 09
Drunk ValorantEp 7: No Comms? No ProblemPeople take this game seriously? News to me. Episode 7 comes out swinging with our thoughts on RR, MMR, and a bunch of other meaningless acronyms. Plus, what will happen now that VCT is over?
2021-12-141h 58
Drunk ValorantEp 6: Too Hot to Handle*AUDIO FIXED* Is the stinger too powerful? This week the boys have some HOT takes in store for you. That, and as always a lot of dogging on Cass for his terrible opinions.
2021-12-081h 57
Drunk ValorantEp 5: My Neighbor KotaroWE HAVE FRIENDS. For the first time we are forcing someone to hang out with us for 2 hours. Kotaro joins the pod with plenty of Trulys, opinions on pistol round, and how to derank from plat 2 to plat 1 fast!
2021-11-302h 01Drunk ValorantEp 4: We Should be Valorant DevsIt's week 4 and the boys come prepared to talk about new agents/abilities they want to see in Valorant. This episode has it all, drinking, zombies, and.. Kyle?Tune in to find out.
2021-11-231h 45
Drunk ValorantEp 3: Will Chamber Replace Jett?What's that? You want less organization and more careless rambling? Perfect. This episode features our pre-release opinions of Chamber, which map is the worst in the game (*cough* breeze *cough*), and how smurfs affect us all.
2021-11-151h 45
Drunk ValorantEp 2: The Frenzy is Better Than the StingerEpisode 2 is here, and despite a plethora of audio issues, it's here to stay. This episode features a heated stinger vs spectre debate, a few of TheSaladSauce's worst opinions, and a couple more drinks than last time.Enjoy.
2021-11-082h 11
Drunk ValorantPilot: riot pls nerf yoruOur first ever episode! The boys go over every agent's kit and argue over what changes should be made, all while becoming increasingly intoxicated.Thanks for listening, hopefully we will show more improvement in podcasting than we do in this godforsaken game.Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG
2021-11-021h 42