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2021-01-171h 47
Pod Kembla#104 - Deep TherouxedI'm pretty sure I've used that Prodigy (of Mobb Deep) song before. Be that as it may, you know what it is: Sheap, Langstaff & #TAFKASHW, as seen on The Project. If you know, you know.
2020-05-221h 57
Pod Kembla#103 - 6 funerals and a baby.Hello internet, remember us? (me neither) Numsi makes his return as a distinguished, married, Melbournian woodsman. But fear not, we are straight in the gutter from the start. Relevant shit: Wood's The Worst That Could Happen? - Facebook Wood's The Worst That Could Happen? - Instagram GO PINK Song: Doomtree "Slow Burn" from the 2007 album "False Hopes"
2020-05-081h 23
Pod Kembla#102 - untoward.Would you sell your poo for 13 grand? Spooky. #langstaff #walker #kranitis
2018-04-111h 10
Pod Kembla#101 - Who doesn't like Paul Kelly and sandwiches? Sheap S'Hershel Langstaff a guy with an internet connection
2018-01-291h 30
Pod KemblaEpisode 100. Brunette Lannisters / So énTIDAL.Episode 100. Now it all makes sense.. Don't call it a milestone. S'Hershel and I hung out at the Commercial Hotel on a Sunday afternoon and reflected on things, with podcasting, life and whatever in between. We laughed, we sung and were joined by some random guy named Darryl (Port Kembla copped on). Remember to keep an eye on our Facebook page for when we're having our semi regular Sunday sessions on Wentworth Street; the greatest street there is. "Can I watch the end of the footy?"
2017-10-221h 22
Pod KemblaEpisode 99. 2 Kurt's are better than 1 (for some).Alright, time to kick this shit into overdrive ladies, gentlemen and non-specific folk. It's been a while, but we're trying something here. More on that in a second. This episode was recorded on a beautiful Sunday afternoon in Port Kembla at the mighty-mighty Commercial Hotel (now with a bistro, check it out here). I was joined by regular fictional character, S'Hershel Walker, and he brought along his two pals Paul Keys (racking up appearance #2) and someone I've wanted to record with for a long time now, but for legal reasons we'll call him Tragic Johnson. We shot...
2017-10-081h 42
Pod KemblaEpisode 98. S'Hershel and Sheap wanna feeeeeeel good.Yet another return after a lengthy period. I may not be consistent, but I'm consistent with my inconsistency. It's a return on levels; back to the Commercial, Sean Sheap and S'Hersel Walker are also back.. Hashtag something else back, too. Because; rule of comedy. Something. Laugh along with us or at us, either or. We're not out to hurt anyone, we just want to make you feeeeeel good.
2017-09-061h 28
Pod KemblaEpisode 97. Comic Gong 2017, with Sean Sheap & S'Hershel.Comic Gong 2017! Sheap, S'Hershel and myself returned to the epicentre of Illawarra fandom for another year running. These are our stories. Special mentions go out to Louise and Fiona for the Co-Production assists, and Lenny for providing the "ambiance" for the first five minutes. Thank-you linesmen, thank-you ball-boys.
2017-05-261h 40
Pod KemblaEpisode 96. Everybody loves massaman, with S'hershel and Paul Keys.We start off on a sad note with this one, Wollongong Hip Hop lost one of it's more colourful characters last week, rest in peace to Rob The Rich as well as condolences to his family and friends. Afterwards it's the return of S'Hershel Walker, wherein he brought his mate Paul Keys over to my place a few weeks ago. We drank wine, ate garlic bread & spaghetti and talked utter silliness. With a few sneaky songs thrown in for good measure. Spoiler alert: I wasn't the one singing or attempting any music of any kind, never fear.
2017-05-111h 32
Pod KemblaEpisode 95. A Road Trilogy.This one is bad with a capital shit. Two weeks ago I went on a whirlwind drive around New South Wales for work in 2 days. I was delirious, I recorded some of it, you've been warned. The link to the video I was talking about on the intro can be found at podkembla.com.
2017-04-251h 32
Pod KemblaEpisode 94. Nik Ranger of Dada Ono.This week I had a chat with Nik Ranger of Melbourne band Dada Ono. Did we talk about music? Hell nawww! That would be too professional of me wouldn't it? Be that as it may, we had a lovely chat about a bunch of things, but it all ends with Star Trek, cats and podcasts, which basically sums up my life. The music speaks for itself anyway, for which you'll hear in the episode. You can go two better though, head over to their bandcamp page and get Dada Ono's album "Granny Loves Smith", and head out to Dicey...
2017-04-101h 09
Pod KemblaEpisode 93. Back to Iron Fist, with Sweeney.THIS WEEK! It's a good ole fashioned bit o waxing philosophical with Sweeney, live from the West Coast. If you've been listening for a while, you'll know his voice, and maybe even know him in person. If you haven't and you're new, first of all welcome, and then second of all; brace yourselves to hear two grown men, who could talk to each other underwater and with mouths full of rocks about pretty much anything. I'm almost 34 and I still have no idea how sentences should be structured, oh and I say "basically" a lot no...
2017-03-281h 32
Pod KemblaEpisode 92. You're out of your element Donnie, with Jochen Gutsch of Hinterlandt.Sometimes, doing this silly podcast affords me the opportunity to be exposed to people and ideas I may have never come across. Sometimes I even get to talk to these purveyors of interesting ideas and projects, and this is one of these episodes. Meet Jochen Gutsch, the sound architect behind the Sydney instrumentalist group Hinterlandt. Jochen was nice enough to take some time out of his day to tell me about his journey from Germany to Australia, and his decades of playing very eclectic music. Hinterlandt are touring at the moment and will be playing in Wollongong at Jane's...
2017-03-2051 min
Pod KemblaEpisode 91. Universal Bolognese with Ben & Nick of Food Fusion.The Food Fusion boys met me at Dicey Riley's and we talked fusing food, the correlation between my version of bolognese and my former grass roots revolutionary movement, reality television and food.. And other things. We were even lucky to get a surprise cameo from a guy none of us knew. All in an afternoons podcasting. I know I've used the intro song before, but it's called "Ice Cream Man" so it's food, so it's related. That and it's a gritty pimpsploitation movie compressed into 4 minutes. In the most awesome of ways.
2017-03-121h 04
Pod KemblaEpisode 90. Oozing club with Ben.Long intro, even longer episode! On this one I met up with scholar, podcast producer and friend of mine, Ben, and we hung out at Port Kembla Leagues on a Saturday afternoon and discussed comics, Stephen King and the internet. With a few other things thrown in for good measure. If I wasn't such a lazy man I'd have a number of links for you to click, everything mentioned on the episode in fact. Instead I thought I'd direct you to the podcasts Risky Business and Roguelike Radio, which for me were the big takeaways from this one. I...
2017-03-061h 56
Pod KemblaEpisode 89. Octominded with Andy Social Dowling (Post Float @ Cocoon: Part 2)Crossover! Swapcast! Collaborayshun!! Anyone who listens to this podcast knows who Andy is; the guy gets a mention nearly every episode. I'm sure I'm frightening him at this point.. Don't tell him I said that! On this one, we met at Cocoon Floatation a few weeks ago on a very warm Sunday morning for a float session at Cocoon Floatation. It was actually the night after the mighty-mighty Sean Sheap's 40th, wherein my son showed far more charisma at not even the age of 2, than I've managed in my entire 33 years on this planet.. But tha...
2017-02-2456 min
Pod KemblaEpisode 88. The 1st Annual Wollygong Poddies Meetup with Peter Langstaff.Last month, myself and Peter Langstaff met up once again at the world famous Dicey Riley's just before he embarked on his monthlong voyage around Australia following The Boss himself, John Cougar Mellencamp.. You'll get that poor attempt at humour when you hear it. Anyway, as the Springsteen tour comes to a close, check in on Peter's blog to read all about his adventures following one of his favourite artists all over the country. When Kid Rock does an Australia wide tour one day, I'll be sure to follow in Peter's footsteps. ALSO! So, I'm 'up for' a...
2017-02-171h 01
Pod KemblaEpisode 87. She's a Poet.The return!.... Again! This one has a loooong intro. Long. Sixteen minutes to be precise, including the song. A note on the intro song; it's from the recently released RTJ3 by the mighty-mighty Run The Jewels and features Zach De La Rocha and it's awesome. I can't remember if I dreamt this, or it's actually a legitimate rumour, but I've heard somewhere that there's a Zach De La Rocha solo album in the works with production handled entirely by El-P. I hope this is true, but there's been infinite talk of a De La Rocha solo album...
2017-02-061h 09
Pod KemblaEpisode 86. New Kids on the Blockstreet Boys (Back to the Record Fair Part 2)I'm experimenting with scheduled posts for this one. If it doesn't work, well you won't see/hear it. If it does, then hooray technology! It's part 2 of our record fair shenanigans. Don't forget to follow Sean Sheap, DJ Fury, Lord Lucifer and last but definitely not least, The Crate Diggers Collective!
2016-11-1559 min
Pod KemblaEpisode 85. That's the name of the episode. (Back to the Record Fair Part 1)ALL. STAR. (pod)CAST. YO. Myself, Sean Sheap and S. Hershel Walker returned to the Illawarra Record Fair for the 3rd time this year and recorded TWO episodes. This is part one, where we were joined by Peter Langstaff and two former Vox FM alums in DJ Fury and Bruno the Bluesman, also known as Dr. Dust, according to Lord Lucifer. We neglected to actually clarify that, but it sounds cool. I always wanted a cool nickname, like Smokey, but it never took off. It's not the same when you name yourself. We took in th...
2016-11-091h 04
Pod KemblaEpisode 84. Pocket motions in the Players Lounge with S'Hershel & Sean Sheap.This weekend people! It's here! The Crate Diggers Collective proudly presents the Illawarra Record Fair III, with colour commentary by us rapscallions at Pod Kembla! If you haven't heard already, check the event info below, and also check out the exciting things that Sean Sheap and S'Hershel have happening with their ventures too! On this episode we basically just talked a bunch of crap at the venue formally known as The Grand, then Cooneys and then The Grand once again, in sunny Wollongong on a Thursday afternoon. Hilarity, wrongness and non-sequesters ensued! Illawarra Record Fair II...
2016-10-311h 12
Pod KemblaEpisode 83. Peter Langstaff meets me at Dicey's.Peter Langstaff is a really nice guy. Until very recently he was a part of the long running local music radio show "Doing it Locally" on VoxFM. On top of that, he plays and makes music too. A few weeks ago we met up at Dicey Riley's to talk about music, podcasts, comedy and of course radio. In particular, community radio. On this episode, basically I come to terms with the fact that Vox FM is my 'White Whale', or in the podcast parlance; they are the Lorne Michaels to my Marc Maron.. Seeing that typed out makes me...
2016-10-201h 03
Pod KemblaEpisode 82. The W@*%ing Dead. (Numsi returns.. Again!)It's been a minute, or to be more specific it's been over twenty thousand minutes, since our last episode. This time Numsi and myself talked about his recent posting at The Smooth Festival of Chocolate at The Rocks in Sydney. Naturally, being that Numsi is a Melbourne food and drink guru, we talked about food and coffee along with our usual blend of smut peddling. Now, in a few weeks (6th of November) the mighty-mighty Crate Diggers Collective are putting on the third Illawarra Record Fair for the year at , and yours truly along with the usual s...
2016-10-121h 05
Pod KemblaEpisode 81. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why podiums were invented.The Sheap is back! This time around Sean Sheap and I met up at Dicey Riley's and talked a bunch of smack. Topics covered were the internet, hip hop culture and The Get Down, the downfall of Masters, other things and of course the internet. Yes, I wrote "the internet" twice. Now I've said it three times, and if I was to list it corresponding with the amount of times it comes up on the episode this post would be close to infinite. Oh, and I struggle with the word "plural" it seems, hash tag: #prural. The d...
2016-09-2859 min
Pod KemblaEpisode 80. Live from Kurt's Tosh with @marcelodraws & @patgrantartAfter an extended break, we're back! On this episode I met up with previous guest Marcelo Baez and newcomer to Pod Kembla, Pat Grant. Both of these fine gentlemen are comics creators, ambassadors, educators and all round great blokes. Another thing they have in common is their superb and iconic poster design; in Marcelo's case in the form of the 3D Comic Gong poster that you may have seen around the traps earlier in the year, and Pat drew this years now infamous Yours & Owls Festival poster that has been plastered up and down the South Coast, even making its w...
2016-09-211h 06
Pod KemblaEpisode 79. Illawarra Record Fair II.Last weekend myself, S'Hershel and Sean Sheap returned to the Illawarra Record Fair at the Bulli Workers Club. This time we actually recorded from inside the room where the records were being sold! That PM Dawn cover song springs to mind.. Also making a return to the podcast is event organiser, Lord Lucifer of the Devils Jukebox on Northside Radio 99.3 for those in and around the Sydney area. It was another terrific time, and as you can imagine we all bought a bunch of shit and talked about it while I derailed the conversations with my weird musings on Jay...
2016-07-071h 19
Pod KemblaEpisode 78. Doesn't make a cent with Troy and Arlin.I hung out with Troy and Arlin at Troys studio last weekend. I've known Troy forever, we grew up just a few houses away and, along with our respective sisters, spent a fair bit of time together as young'ns having all kinds of adventures.. Then high-school happened. Some people thrive in that environment, some people don't and others have no idea what is going on most of the time and bullshit their way through to 'fit-in' the best that they can. I'm of the third category persuasion.. At least I think I was, it was all a good while a...
2016-06-221h 08
Pod KemblaEpisode 77. Anne-Louise Rentell.Anne-Louise runs the Vault Cabaret, which is held at the Vault on Wentworth Street here in mighty-mighty Port Kembla, and has done the last 13 years. I reached out to Anne-Louise a little while ago because I came across an article about how she was starting up walking tours in Port Kembla. This area has a rich history throughout it's boom times as well as it's not so boom times, up until now where it seems there is a resurgence which has been happening for a few years now. In the walking tours, titled "Where Lies Beauty", this history is exp...
2016-06-0840 min
Pod KemblaEpisode 76. Andy Social visits Port Kembla.I've mentioned Andy on the podcast numerous times before, and now he's on Pod Kembla! Ahh the magic of podcasts.. So now you're going to hear me talking about 9 million* dollars until it arrives, ALL. THE. TIME. YAWL! No, in all seriousness, I came across Andy at the beginning of the year through his podcast "The Andy Social Podcast", but that's not all he does. He's also very prominently the bassist in Australian metal band "LORD" and has toured the world with them. However, his podcast is what I've come to know him for. If you haven't al...
2016-06-011h 49
Pod KemblaEpisode 75. Round 2.This time around I talked running (a concept foreign to me, unless we're talking metaphorically) with Josh and Karen. They're both avid runners, only picking up the habit of it in the last few years and now they participate in marathons. Like, marathons! Josh is, first and foremost, an artist and he documents his running quest as an evolving online document via instagram. You can follow along by searching the hashtag #runnersketch or even follow his account @wiffen1. Also, keep an eye on his YouTube channel.
2016-05-251h 11
Pod KemblaEpisode 74. Comic Gong adjacent.Last weekend I went to Wollongong's fast growing comics and pop culture festival "Comic Gong", and met up with Sean Sheap, S'Hershel, DJ Hifi, Brendan and Angus. And we talked. I ate a burger beforehand, and it was dee-to-the-licious (Thanks Three Chimneys). We laughed, cried and ate chocolate. One of these things we actually didn't do, I'll leave that open to interpretation.
2016-05-181h 03
Pod KemblaEpisode 73. It's not funny, it's important. #shedmusicSean Sheap and S'Hershel* met me at the Charles Hotel in Fairy Meadow on a Sunday morning and we soaked in the glorious ambiance and had a chat. The Charles holds some significance for Sheap, which he goes into when we were sitting on the front courtyard, where we held court over the rest of the yard. The fact that we were the only ones there at the time isn't important, we rocked that place... HARD! *Tom Gleeson voice*
*fictional character
2016-04-191h 29
Pod KemblaEpisode 72. Float forever @ Cocoon Floatation.Okay, this one has some backstory. Two years ago, Megan from Cocoon Floatation in Figtree contacted me after listening to this podcast and asked me if I would like to try out floating and podcasting about it. I think when I originally got the emails from her I thought she wanted me to podcast from inside the tank.. Yeah I know, a ridiculous notion, and how I came to that conclusion, I don't know. Well I do know; I'm me and interpret things "creatively" sometimes.. Yeah, that's a nice way of putting it. I guess actually podcasting from inside...
2016-04-121h 09
Pod KemblaEpisode 71. To be or not to be; likeable.The Skype crew has a new name, thus the Church of Daptology is now in session. We discuss how one becomes more likeable by reading listicles, as well as a bit of half baked politics and there's even a "too much information" moment from myself. If I'm realistic, Pod Kembla in general could be accused of having too much (useless) information about me and my idiocy.
2016-04-051h 18
Pod KemblaEpisode 70. Hash tag, yay podcasting.Taking it back to the source this week, the Skype crew returns and we've added a new member. Joining Matt, Nugz and myself this week is Vaughny. We talk that Daptology Philosophy (trademark), like we only know how to do. More to come on that in a week or two.. Stay tuned; the revolution will be podcasted and then consumed at your own leisure.
2016-03-1456 min
Pod KemblaEpisode 69. A Kurt between two Sean/Shaun's (live-ish from Bulli).On location! I met up with Sean Sheap and Snidermayne at the recent "Illawarra Record Fair" at Bulli Workers Club. We talked a little music, a little hot button vulgarity and a whole lot of crap and it was marvellous. Special mention goes out to Lord Lucifer of the Devil's Jukebox for making a cameo on this humble rag-tag podcast, and for putting on a great event along with the Crate Diggers Collective.
2016-03-071h 10
Pod KemblaEpisode 68. Mike Elrington.Mike Elrington is a blues musician who will be playing at Janes in North Wollongong on the 10th of March, to launch his recently released album "Two Lucky Stars". Mike graciously indulged me with his time to chat about his album, music and life in general. A little house keeping; near the end of the episode I mention Stevie Ray Vaughan, what I meant to say was Neil Young.. If that means nothing to you then that's fine by me, if it does then I'm glad to clear it up for all of us. Anyway, many thanks to Mike fo...
2016-02-2746 min
2016-02-121h 05
Pod KemblaEpisode 66. President of the Internet.New year, new fees! Featuring the OG Skype Crew. Extended Player forthcoming.
2016-01-2053 min
Pod KemblaEpisode 65. Exactly.End of year outrage wrap ups, singularity fears, festivities; this is Pod Kembla.
Nugz and Matt joined me in the "studio" (aka the back room of my house) to talk the talk we like to talk. The motto to come away with for 2015 comes from Nugz; #sortitout
Here's the AV Club article if you want to see what the rest of the outrage was all about. http://www.avclub.com/article/year-outrage-24-times-2015-totally-lost-its-shit-229852
2016-01-031h 00
Pod KemblaEpisode 64. Professional.This time I have a very special guest in the form of Jennifer Macey (@jennifermacey) who is a journalist by trade, but came over to talk about podcasts; something near and dear to my heart. This Wednesday (25th of November) in Wollongong Jen is teaching a workshop about podcasting called PODCAST SKILLS: Recording Oral Histories being run in conjunction with the Wollongong Writers Festival by the good people at Wild Rumpus. Tickets are $30 and can be purchased through the Wild Rumpus website.
2015-11-231h 05
Pod KemblaEpisode 63. Agender.My bad it's anthropomorphic: ascribing human form or attributes to a being or thing not human, especially to a deity. NOT Anamorphic: the cinematography technique of shooting a widescreen picture on standard 35 mm film or other visual recording media with a non-widescreen native aspect ratio.
2015-11-071h 08
2015-10-2959 min
Pod KemblaEpisode 61. Existential.It's Michael Caton, not Michael Caine. You learn (or re-learn) something new everyday.
2015-10-1659 min
2015-10-0957 min
Pod KemblaEpisode 59. Gettin in bed with the septic tanks.There actually was a dog barking, but after edits it seems there isn't.. #mystery
2015-09-2459 min
Pod KemblaEpisode 58. We're the planet expressing itself.They call it a pull start, it's more like a kick-start.
2015-09-1754 min
2015-09-101h 09
Pod KemblaEpisode 56. Jeanne Tripplehorn (was the MVP).So it was anal, and not arse. I blame the ambiguous spelling of arse/ass, it's not because I didn't read the article.. No not at all. Also, yes, the sound, I know.
2015-08-2857 min
2015-08-231h 03
Pod KemblaEpisode 54. Is that cheating, or an awesome way of masturbating?Nuglature. With a new (pod)cast member!
2015-08-1459 min
2015-08-0653 min
Pod KemblaEpisode 52. Orcs are prettier.Hitch-hiking, good deeds, inherent prejudices, terminator universe, comics crap, Marisa Tomei is a legitimate milf (I don’t know if she has children though; her wikipedia doesn't have a 'personal life' section), content addiction, AM radio.. In that order. (not really)
2015-07-2051 min
Pod KemblaEpisode 51. The Powder Bandit.Domestic KPI's
Human urinal cake
Rich v Wealthy
.. and much, much more! *smiley face*
2015-07-031h 04
2015-06-261h 11
Pod KemblaEpisode 49. The Epicentre of AwesomeWeek old politics, melted ashtrays, Star Wars, Star Trek, the Royal Family, streaming companies and Marylin Manson impressions.. Among other things.
2015-06-1752 min
Pod KemblaEpisode 48. Did yous' go to a sport game?Am I out of touch? Short answer: yes.. Long answer: also yes.
2015-06-1158 min
2015-06-0256 min
Pod KemblaEpisode 46. New Addition / Keeping Up With The Mudgeons.Am I turning my life into a public-access audio reality show...? Perhaps.
DISCLAIMER : FLASH SPOILERS!
2015-05-261h 06
Pod KemblaEpisode 45. I think we deserve more than 6 bucks.We cordially invite you to be a fly on the wall during a Friday night philosophy session.
Starring the Nugg Daddy and myself.
2015-05-1958 min
Pod KemblaEpisode 44. But, yeah.Hey remember last week when everyone was upset about the Bali stuff, feels like a year ago, hey? It's a fast, fast world, man.
2015-05-0850 min
Pod KemblaEpisode 43. Tanook or expect some kind of spectacle.I'm so, so late.. Yet again. I guess you could say I'm consistent in my lateness, well that's how I'm spinning it.
The Nugg is live and direct from the land of Queen, and I'm where I always am. Ah the wonders of the internet.
2015-05-0155 min
Pod KemblaEpisode 42. What's your beef with Batman?Recorded last Thursday and uploaded today, I'm sort of productive.. Sort of.
Matt and Gav came around and we spoke to the Zen Master Nuggsy Nug using the wonders of modern technology, and we PROVE TO THE WORLD, as well as some circles around the mighty toe, that the Nug indeed is alive, well and better than ever. Bee fuckin lee dat!
2015-03-2552 min
Pod KemblaEpisode 41. What's the symptoms?Maximum respect to my dudes Nuggsy and Matt for holding shit down for me this week on the internet front.. I'm late getting this one out, but this time I have the greatest of all excuses, more on that later.. If you've been listening, you know what's up.
This episode was recorded on the Friday afternoon that "the blue/black/gold/white dress" emerged, and features the one of the aforementioned wise men; Matt. As well as the un-silencing of the affable Silent Gav.
Oh, and if you're not sure, put a smiley face at the...
2015-03-0753 min
Pod KemblaEpisode 40. Ride the lightning.I'm pissed off at NBC for not making the #SNL40 clips available worldwide, oh the humanity.
I'm also pissed off at everyone crying about Kanye West; you know the more you complain, the more power he wields right? It's like that "Simpsons" episode where all the advertising billboards come to life and to get rid of them, Lisa writes an advertising jingle to stop the idiot masses from paying any attention to the giant donut man. KANYE IS YOUR GIANT DOUGHNUT MAN! But hey, it's no icing off my pastry treat, I love the donut man.. And...
2015-02-2450 min
Pod KemblaEpisode 39. ...continued?Nuggsey and Matt are back in full effect. There's talk of bonsai (is that the correct plural use?), the nature of the universe, concert etiquitte and the worldwide reach of the Superbowl. It's all over the place, just the way we like it.
The intro and outro music is from a German emcee called UMSE, off the album "Kunst Für Sich", which translates to "Art in Itself". It was released on German record label, Jakarta Records last year. I have no idea what he's saying, but I love the shit out of it. I guess that ma...
2015-02-1150 min
Pod KemblaEpisode 38. Satanic LEGO G*ngb*ng #clickbait SPACE SHIP!A Lego porn set was built, ideas were exchanged.. To be continued.
2015-01-2842 min
2015-01-231h 02
Pod KemblaEpisode 36. If you can't take my Solange you don't deserve my BeyoncéOh hey! ... We're back!
Producers* note: The Beatsie Boys album mentioned is "Check your Head", not "Ill Communication".
*Me
2015-01-151h 22
Pod KemblaEpisode 35. Whatever deals are in place already..After a while since our last session, Nuggsey and myslef get Sunday philisophical as per usual, with just the right amount of fecal talk up front. That really is a strange collection of words, 'fecal talk up front'. I could take that to mean a whole lot of things.. It's a gift and a curse.
2014-11-1454 min
Pod KemblaEpisode 33. EpicNuggsey and myslef have finally re-united to talk the future of space travel & public meltdowns.
#congdom
2014-09-091h 02
Pod KemblaEpisode 32. i-mood de-stabiliser.A few weeks ago it surfaced that facebook is tweaking with our news feeds to fuck with our moods.. FINALLY! I have an excuse for EVERYTHING!
... I really don't.
2014-07-2345 min
Pod KemblaEpisode 31. Spelling; spelling out.Disclaimer: I'm sorry to Bubba Sparxxx, who am I to say that Kid Rock is any better than you. We're all in this together man. You're the man, man.
"You know nothing (about cultural appropriation) Jon Snow."
2014-06-2945 min
2014-06-2253 min
Pod KemblaEpisode 29. Post irony.Ellisplosion (@ellisfranklinn) is back, and this time he brought along his pal Chibanger (@GrandMasterChih), together they will form a psychedelic sex funk rap crew known as "The Vaginamite Twins," kind of like the ATL Twins but they aren't siblings that I know of, and don't share women.. Well, I can't confirm or deny the last part but hey, maybe they get down like that.. That's beside the point, they will be huge and in turn make me mega rich. I'll be Dapto to Port Kembla Connects very own Jermaine Dupri.
2013-10-2247 min
Pod KemblaEpisode 28. Pretty Boyz.In this very special episode, Numsi and myself attempt to "get in" on the youth market, or trends, or whatever they're saying and we fail with spectacular form as per usual. Our young guest, Ellis, is a recent expat from the States, as in United. We quiz him about being American, Miley Cyrus (of course), and a myriad of other wonderful and thought provokingly* groundbreaking concepts, imploding all time and space and the idea of philosophy in general. Now, a word from my father: "You're full of shit."
*I think I may have just invented that word.
2013-10-011h 10
Pod KemblaEpisode 27. "You're white, I thought it was accepted."It's another triumphant return by Numsi and Pork Chop, and we're celebrating Pork Chop aka Hollywood's' birthday. Pork Chop and his band, the Lamb Cutlets have just released an EP titled 'Make it So' and will be celebrating its release today (Sunday 22nd September) at The Den, which is located upstairs at City Diggers in Wollongong. I wrote a knob slobbing piece about his EP a little while back (read it here) and it is certainly worth a listen. We also talk about tattoos, like the wankers we are. ALSO on 26th of September at the Hard Rock Cafe...
2013-09-2257 min
Pod KemblaEpisode 26. The full-on Ghandi.It's a week and a half before the election and Miley Cyrus has just shocked the world shaking her little behind; take a trip back in time to over a fortnight ago. Well, that's how we start it off anyway. However, Trait brings the heat and we have what some might consider a semi intelligent discussion. Until I start talking about Boogie Nights. This is the last one with Trait for a little while as he has just got married. From Pod Kembla land I'd like to extend a massive congratulations to Trait and his lovely bride. So while...
2013-09-221h 03
Pod KemblaEpisode 25. Dapto Displaced.Was it a Roald Dahl book where someone makes a shit sandwich? We recorded this the other day and I still haven't found my way to the bottom of that mystery.. Well, in other news @Traitism is back and subject to my abstract theorem in regard to a linear conversation. Don't forget! This week Trait and the LA'Division have the "Washed Up" exhibition at the LOFI Gallery in Sydney.
If it is no longer this week, then strap yourself in for another roller-coaster of charming blissful ignorance; Pod Kembla. You're welcome. :-*
2013-08-2158 min
Pod KemblaEpisode 24. Justify your insurance.Poor @Traitism has to listen to my complaints about famous people on instagram for the first fifteen minutes. Then it's another hum dinger of an episode, with no real theme or purpose. But hey, I dare you not to listen. Anyway, Trait and his LaDivision comrades have an exhibition this Thursday at Lo Fi Collective in the big smoke, so if you're in the area check it out. Also, have a look at Trait's store at http://trait.bigcartel.com to get some art goodness.
2013-08-2059 min
Pod KemblaEpisode 22. No more chlamydia.@Traitism and his mate Woody came over to talk about the recent changes in government. By talk about, I mean explain to me what happened. I was building Star Wars Lego and watching Man of Steel when it all happened. Don't forget, if you're in the Wollongong area check out Trait's spectacular artwork behind the Illawarra Performing Arts Center and just around the corner on the panels at the Wollongong Art Gallery.
2013-07-141h 03
2013-07-111h 15
Pod KemblaEpisode 20. Fairly well behaved.This time @angrychefnumsi is in the hosting seat and he interviews Marcelo Baez, albeit with Tilley and myself as their microphone connected audience. Marcelo is an illustrator and comic book artist working locally and Numsi, Tilley and myself spend an hour and a half picking his brain about all things comics, with our usual brand of conversational gymnastics.
I cannot stress how awesome Marcelos art is, so instead check these links..
http://www.littlehammer.com
http://marcelo-baez.blogspot.com.au
2013-06-251h 27
Pod KemblaEpisode 19. Selling your a***@Traitism has come up with a genius new way to sponsor Graffiti artists, and I fill him in on a recent "conflict" I found myself involved in..
ALSO - check ladivision.tv for details on Trait and the rest of the la division and their upcoming show! Also Pork Chop makes a small cameo with news of a returning unknown favourite. Oh shit! #asknumsi #itiswhatitis #rapper5minutes?
2013-06-241h 01
Pod KemblaEpisode 17. F*ck yeah, Vinnie Jones.@Traitism and myself decided to critique a young mans facebook post. In hindsight I feel like a bit of a dickhead as I have a podcast that pretty much does the same thing in terms of highlighting my own ignorance and stupidity. Ah, bless the internet. Luckily Trait is there to explain a few of the finer points and provide me with some context. Don't forget marfuckas, #ASKNUMSI
2013-06-141h 06
Pod KemblaEpisode 15. Slosh pit.In this one I have local artist, Shane from longhoundstudio.com over for a chat about comic books. We've crossed paths over the years and always have good chats about music and cartoons. Most recently he designed the poster for the Pork Chop headlined, Toxic Toybox; Chainsaw Mascara's album launch, hosted by Chaplin Arts. He does some really cool work and has done posters for many a local band. Check out longhoundstudio.com and go and click like on Facebook.
Speaking of Pork Chop, he along with Tilley are on the intro this week. It is our u...
2013-06-011h 06
Pod KemblaEpisode 14. Once you've had grub, you wanna.. Show love?My mayne @traitism is planning his wedding, to me it seems stressful. Luckily for me I'm living vicariously through his experience and I spend my days putting photos of my cat on instagram. Me being me, we end up talking about strippers. If you haven’t recently been to thetraitist.wordpress.com go and have a look because old mate Trait has been churning out the blogs.
ALSO! We've got a new segment in the show called #ASKNUMSI. So either hit us at podkembla@gmail.com of on twitter with the hash tag: #ASKNUMSI with any questions fo...
2013-05-261h 08
Pod KemblaEpisode 12. One way ticket to Mars?It's me and @traitism back again, this time we talk about outer-space.. Kinda. Also, I mention that I will be uploading episodes every Wednesday; well it's obvious that isn't happening. One day I'll get my shit together, until then enjoy another episode of myself and Trait and our hour of blue-collar philosophy. I know, “our hour.” It seemed like a good idea at the time.
2013-05-121h 06
Pod KemblaEpisode 11. You can be my DJ, and I'm like, a bad rapper.@Traitism is back and we talk about one of our favourite people; John Oliver, which inevitably leads to us discussing politics. Or at least, we make our best attempt. As always, go and have a look at thetraitist.wordpress.com where old mate Trait is becoming quite prolific with the blog posts. It makes me feel lazy. Well that, and the fact I’m lazy. The episode title is in reference to something that#KINGPHAT (artist formerly known as Delicious Driver) and I recorded as an intro but I decided not to include it. So it's a tribute to what w...
2013-05-121h 14
Pod KemblaEpisode 10. No Sell-out.The Big Payback was a Wollongong community radio show on 106.9 VOX FM that ran for twenty years from 1990 until 2010. If you've listened to earlier episodes, you'll know I have a very short, but memorable (probably not so much for them) relationship with VOX FM.
This week, the oh gee SKOOP, one of the founders of the show and one of the first hip-hop artists in the region, sits down and educates me on the early days of hip-hop culture, in this region, country and around the world. I'd like to send a colossally massive thanks t...
2013-04-241h 17
Pod KemblaEpisode 9. Revelations. (#metapodcasting)@traitizm is back to help me make some in depth discoveries about both my inner and outer selves, don't worry it's not sexual. We also talk about other podcasts, shitting in the woods, elective surgery and more! Check out Traits new blog at thetraitist.wordpress.com. Peace bish!
2013-04-171h 13
Pod KemblaEpisode 8. Piece of arm, peace of mind.SEAN MOTHERFUCKING SHEAP!
@SeanSheap1 stopped by to chat about hip-hop history, and in particular we delve a little bit more into local Wollongong hip-hop history. We also talked about comic books, the ABC and how to make something called a 'lung'.
In a shocking turn of events we attempt (by checking Wikipedia) to get to the bottom of the mysterious origin of the word 'Kembla'. Plus I debut our new intro theme (at the end of the show) made by a very good friend of mine.. Let us know what you think.
2013-04-021h 12
Pod KemblaEpisode 6. Mirxism.@Traitism is back and along with him he brought Mirx, AKA @ABSORB77 (on Instagram), one of the only real renaissance men I've ever met. We try to make sense of whatever the fuck happened last week in Australian politics. Afterwards we pick Mirx's brain for a good hour about all things hip-hop. Well, for the most part.
2013-03-281h 17
Pod KemblaEpisode 5. Pointless Insults.This one is a noisy one with myself, @angrychefnumsi, @traitism and @dlinkwnt, and yeah it opens like an episode of Breaking Bad. You've been warned now. However! I guarantee you'll fall over laughing when @angrychefnumsi starts going off on scooter afficionados.
2013-03-131h 18
Pod KemblaEpisode 2. Two white guys talk about racism.Last week local artist Trait and I got into a sparing match with a Christian group with homophobic and somewhat racist undertones on Facebook.. Yep, Facebook. We both in turn got blocked from the page for our vocal opposition to their bigotry. So I sat down with Trait to talk about what had happened, as well as variety of other things that eventually devolves into myself admitting to being threatened by the idea and ideals of Alan Moore, whatever that means. All in all it's a lovely chat and a big thank-you to Trait for stopping by.
2013-02-171h 06