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Two Gimps Walk In To a BarCustomer DisserviceIn this episode, Simon and Jay discuss their respective, and recent, encounters with customer service, whether or not you should tell a friend that their music is not so great, and also their LIVE IG March Madness competition in which one winner will get an exclusive beat and more!2021-03-0253 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarLeon Musk's Used MinivansIn this episode, Jay and Simon start by talking Flying Biscuit and end up talking about the crazy cost of wheelchairs and regular wheelchair maintenance. Then they discuss Simon's recent work on a new soundpack for Native Instruments and Jay drops hints of ucoming projects2021-02-2343 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarThe Mid 20In this episode, Jay and Simon have a Valentine's Day recap, and discussions on the new potential spokesmodels for Old Navy and the dying art of conversation.2021-02-1657 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarDo Not Listen!In this episode, Simon and Jay discuss Super Bowl Weekend, the search for a content creator/videographer and the power behind patience.2021-02-0955 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarCandy ManIn this episode, Simon and Jay discuss a recent trip to a mall followed by a pondering of who is obligated to what when in a relationship. Phone drop stories, throwback candies, and how to get a free movie ticket by dating a wheelchair person2021-02-0255 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarSnobbery w. KunisIn this episode, Jay and Simon begin by talking biscuits and brisket. The two then move on to discuss their recent meet-up, Zappos efforts to provide clothing adapted for those with disabilites via Zappos Adaptive. Singer/songwriter/producer Kunis then joins the podcast to talk about artist development and recent and current projects he is working on. Listen to Kunis' latest single here!2021-01-261h 07Two Gimps Walk In To a BarNo Ladder NeededIn this episode, Jay and Simon talk about how Tik Tok allows for quicker audience growth than Instagram, why angles are important when it comes to photographing those in chairs, and also the whole idea of engagement photos. Also, the two discuss an electric jar opener which you can find here : Electric Jar Opener2021-01-1953 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarTikTokToeIn this episode, Simon talks about his new move into using the Freshly meal prep service, Jay talks about his TikTok page blowing up and then they discuss the importance of integrity on social media... especially when you are gimpy.2021-01-1253 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarZoom Room for ImprovementIt's 2021 and Jay and Simon have elevated their game to recording on zoom. In this episode, the two discuss what they did for the Christmas and New Year's holidays, talk about an assistive device they both use, their upcoming projects and plans for the podcast in the new year!
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RMS Featherweight Reacher on Amazon!2021-01-0558 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarJolly... but in a healthy wayWhat starts out as a discussion of favorite desert evolves into a dive into what Jay and Simon describe as the American ways of unhealthy lifestyles and how its considered shaming to encourage better habits, even if its in one’s best personal interest. Happy and healthy holidays!2020-12-2151 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarThe Plug...... insIn this episode Jay and Simon talk wheelchair maintenance and their top 5 plug-ins for mixing and music production2020-12-151h 01Two Gimps Walk In To a BarLet em knowIn this episode Jay discusses a recent clothes shopping trip, both Simon and Jay talk haircuts and Simon reminds us why we should always tell someone they have something on their face.2020-12-0754 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarLeftoversIn this episode, Simon and Jay share some thoughts on being grateful, holiday gifts, and beat making.2020-11-3000 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarHave a ThanksgivingIn this episode, Jay and Simon discuss their favorite Thanksgiving foods. Then the two take a serious turn to discuss mental health and the benefits of therapy.2020-11-2300 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarGenre-Claude Van DammeIn this episode, Jay and Simon discuss producing multiple genres and also something called ‘thick water’2020-11-1600 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarTira McSue w. Guest PRISCAIn this episode, Jay and Simon welcome singer, songwriter, producer, etc etc., Prisca. Simon talks about the first time he met Prisca, Prisca talks about her career and her upcoming album and video. Then the three talk about the benefits of collaborating and sharing creative energy. For more info on Prisca, visit: www.PRISCAmusic.net or http://www.instagram.com/PRETTYPRISCA or http://www.twitch.tv/PRISCAcreates2020-11-0900 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarGenius EnvyIn this episode, Simon and Jay discuss dating app experiences, The Notebook, hipocracy, potato wedges, beat making business and more...2020-11-0200 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarGlitches and BrosIn this mid-week episode, Simon and Jay discuss Jay’s recent work on a short film and being on a panel. Simon brings up the tendency for most to be pessimistic instead of optimistic. The two then briefly discuss Halloween plans.2020-10-2700 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarThat Bop-It StressIn this episode, Simon and Jay talk about free food, Jay’s upcoming birthday and then the two run down a list of “Hot” 90s toys.2020-10-1900 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarMini MealIn this episode, Simon suggests Jay get his own endorsement deal with Red Lobster via the ‘Mini Meal’ and then they discuss the pros and cons of iPhones.2020-10-1200 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarOle RicoIn this episode Jay and Simon discuss Mexican candy, socially distanced vocal arranging, the Omnisphere plug-in and the importance of mind-set. Like candy? Visit http://www.olerico.com and tell them Jay and Simon sent you!2020-10-0500 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarOne Fart PonyIn this episode, Jay and Simon discuss chicken wings, the producer/artist relationship, and kittens and farting girls on Tik Tok.2020-09-281h 02Two Gimps Walk In To a BarTrippin’ and Trappin’On this episode, Simon and Jay talk about what people seek out of being in the music business, some light mask talk, and more thoughts on integrity.2020-09-211h 03Two Gimps Walk In To a BarLook What Nature Can DoIn this episode, Simon talks about eating an entire chicken during his recent weekend in the suburbs. Then Jay and Simon move on to discuss Nature Valley Granola Bars and making and selling beats, you know, two things that just go together...2020-09-1459 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarDante ClayIn this episode, Jay and Simon talk to R&B singer/writer Dante Clay. We discuss his growing career, social media, college baseball aspirations, and a Verzuz battle the world needs! Follow Dante on IG @kiddnamedclay and find him on all music streaming platforms under Dante Clay.2020-09-071h 03Two Gimps Walk In To a BarKveezoIn this episode, Jay (aka YBI Jay aka MP) and Simon discuss recent placements and then they talk to recording artist Kveezo who just released two EPs back to back (“Off til August” and “Summer’s Coming”). For more info on Kveezo, visit http://www.kveezo.com2020-08-3158 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarState of Affairs w. AbeezioIn this episode, Jay and Simon welcome their second guest to ever appear on the podcast, Abeezio. Together, they discuss Abeezio’s influences, his background and the motivation behind his new single which was produced by Mini Producer and Simon Illa. For more info, follow Abeezio here. http://www.instagram.com/abeezio2020-08-2438 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarRisky BusinessIn this episode, Jay and Simon start talking about Jay’s recent travel which leads to a deep discussion on the importance of taking risks and possibly why most people avoid it.2020-08-171h 07Two Gimps Walk In To a BarBubble BuddiesIn this episode, Jay and Simon discuss the new Instagram feature - Reels, Alcohol infused cake, the possible future of quarantine hook-ups, as well as some vst plug in talk for the producers out there.2020-08-1058 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarQuickie MinajIn this episode, Jay and Simon discuss National Girlfriend Day, Uber Facts on twitter, and a random turn to Nicki Minaj news.2020-08-031h 08Two Gimps Walk In To a BarStagnation SummerIn this episode, Simon and Jay discuss the tendency toward stagnation in current times and some ideas of how to find your way out and also, some social media talk.2020-07-271h 02Two Gimps Walk In To a Bar2 Gimps Walk In To A HouseIn this episode, Jay talks about his trip into the city and Simon talks about his trip outside the city. The two then go on a tangent regarding house ownership and a move to a modern kitchen... someone give us a Brava oven to try out!2020-07-201h 02Two Gimps Walk In To a BarHUDweiserIn this episode, Jay and Simon discuss how tricky the world of independent living can be for the disableds as well as other current events including COVID and thoughts on masks.2020-07-1359 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarMasking in the SunIn this episode, Jay and Simon discuss some theories as to why some people refuse to wear face masks. Then the two discuss the complications in finding clothes whilst being a disabled one.2020-06-2956 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarDog DaddyIn this episode, Simon and Jay discuss Father’s Day, self care, and a few other other random things.2020-06-2247 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarAir Buds ProIn this episode, Jay and Simon discuss their mutual love for Apple Airpods Pro, current events and even a little PR chat.2020-06-151h 08Two Gimps Walk In To a BarNot so fast... or furiousIn this episode, Jay and Simon question the need to be able to drive in today’s society. Jay points out the dangers of airbags for wheelchair people, oh and why roller coasters are not such a great idea either.2020-06-081h 07Two Gimps Walk In To a BarLittle People, Big DialogueIn this episode, Jay and Simon dive into a discussion regarding the current unrest in the US revolving around ongoing racial injustice.2020-06-011h 04Two Gimps Walk In To a BarBirthdazed and ConfusedIn this episode, Simon talks about his upcoming birthday and then he and Jay talk about how the solution to racism may be in the barber shops and opportunity and equality for the wheelchair ones may be in the inner cities. Oh and they also talk about how up and coming producers can get more placements...2020-05-251h 02Two Gimps Walk In To a BarBytches with GlytchesIn this episode, Jay and Simon discuss their respective graduations (both have college degrees - humble brag), Simon gives his niece a birthday gift to top all birthday gifts and then Jay and Simon go on to educate the up and coming artists on what to expect when paying for beats!2020-05-181h 04Two Gimps Walk In To a BarNo Pool for YouIn this episode, Jay and Simon discuss the still ongoing quarantine and then all things wheelchair (including dream customizations and general chair longevity), then they talk about their shared pool-related insecurities...2020-05-1158 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarDo Not Remove TagIn this episode, Simon and Jay discuss the ongoing quarantine, Georgia’s re-opening in the midst of the pandemic, and some good talk about producing and why its important to keep your tag in your beats.2020-05-041h 01Two Gimps Walk In To a BarWhoopie PieIn this episode, Simon and Jay briefly discuss the various forms of Whoopie, eyebrows, social distancing (or lack thereof) and then a long discussion on how to invest in yourself in life and in work.2020-04-271h 06Two Gimps Walk In To a BarSubmissive SiriSiri interrupts the intro and then Jay and Simon give quick quarantine updates and the a long discussion regarding some trials and tribulations behind the business behind beat-making. Producers and artists, this one is for you.2020-04-201h 00Two Gimps Walk In To a BarYou Give Yourself One Bad Haircut...Jay gave himself a haircut and Simon attends a spicy Zoom birthday party. Quarantine times are strange times indeed.2020-04-131h 01Two Gimps Walk In To a BarKeep it classy... and six feet apartIn this episode, Jay and Simon discuss the ongoing quarantine, some ideas for activities, and how to seek help financially and mentally.2020-04-0658 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarIf I had a sex robot...In this podcast, Jay and Simon discuss their experiences and perspective on the ongoing quarantine. The conversation then turns to the idea of a no-contact dating app, sex robots, business and then the new Crip Camp documentary.2020-03-301h 00Two Gimps Walk In To a BarSmells Like Quaranteen SpiritIn this episode, Jay and Simon discuss the ongoing concern about the current events, ideas for things to do at home, some spicy content ideas and wonder why people can’t just stay home!2020-03-231h 12Two Gimps Walk In To a BarLil Baby GeniusIn this episode, Jay and Simon discuss the current wave of social isolation and run on TP. Then they move on to discussing the idea of capitalizing on perceived adversity and why it backfires most of the time. They then move on to their shared lack of mathematical skills and their not-so-inspirational methods they dealt with it in school.2020-03-161h 12Two Gimps Walk In To a BarA not-so fun-sized episodeIn this extended episode, Jay and Simon discuss junk food, daylight savings time, international women’s day and some heavy beat talk.2020-03-091h 15Two Gimps Walk In To a Bar1/4 Note GriddleIn this episode, Jay starts out with some hot griddle talk. Then Simon talks about a not-so black-tie event before the two end up talking about the demise of Jay’s laptop and then vst, beat, and software talk... Producers, enjoy!2020-03-021h 01Two Gimps Walk In To a BarBring Your Kids to the Strip Club NightIn this episode, Jay and Simon are joined by their first ever guest, Rambo Hustle to talk about Rambo’s work in music, video and photography as well as the independent music scene and Jay talks about hitting the strip club with his parents.2020-02-241h 03Two Gimps Walk In To a BarTwo Gimps One YearThis episode wraps up the first year of the podcast! In this episode, Jay and Simon talk about social media (as they tend to do). Some Valentine’s Day memories (good and not so good) are discussed as well as the announcement of a new segment to the podcast coming next week!!!2020-02-1753 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarDown on Broken KneeEnjoy our Valentime’s Day episode. Jay and Simon discuss the idea of having one day made to celebrate love. Also the two discuss the potential perils of proposing and weddings from the gimp perspective.2020-02-1040 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarSuper Bowl Super StitionIn this episode, Jay and Simon reveal a possible Groundhog conspiracy. They then go on to talk about superstitions and the new American holiday known as Super Bowl Sunday.2020-02-0349 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarUpgrading My MeatIn this riveting episode, Jay learns a lesson about groceries and everyone is taught lessons about being a producer in the era of ‘internet producers’. Please subscribe and rate our podcast. Thank you for listening!2020-01-271h 04Two Gimps Walk In To a BarHouse of CarbsIn this episode, Jay and Simon end up talking about ground beef, organic fruit, and the wonderful world of bread and bread-type products. Also, Simon gives his brief review of Slim and Husky’s, an independently owned pizza chain with a location in Atlanta. Don’t forget to share this podcast with your friends annnnd enemies.2020-01-201h 00Two Gimps Walk In To a BarSelf Care (wink, wink)In this episode, Jay and Simon talk about massages, head rubs and the ultimate in self care, a wank. Also, they talk about taking time to build reputation in business and Simon briefly attempts to decide what to eat for dinner... and fails. Catch us live on IG Thursdays at 7pm EST! Please subscribe and rate our podcast!2020-01-1352 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarNo Year’s ResolutionGlad to be back for the new year, Jay and Simon give a review of their respective holiday experiences and give some insight on their aspirations for the new year. There is also talk of meatloaf muffins.2020-01-0658 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarChris Kringle and hella white peopleA very woke holiday special from Simon and Jay!2019-12-061h 06Two Gimps Walk In To a BarTurkey TalkIn this Thanksgiving special, Simon and Jay talk about talking... and banana pudding. Happy Thanksgiving!2019-11-2753 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarYou can’t handle the tooth!Jay and Simon discuss OI teeth, luxury wheelchairs and Thanksgiving, then Simon talks of plans of retirement in the Netherlands.2019-11-221h 00Two Gimps Walk In To a BarIs it dressing or stuffing...?In this episode Jay and Simon discuss KVeezo’s recent listening session, some pre-Thanksgiving talk and Jay found an abandoned shopping cart... and brought it home2019-11-1553 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarPopeye’s is trashIn this episode, Jay and Simon talk about a doctor appointment, Popeye’s hype, Kanye hype and Jay’s new YouTube series2019-11-0858 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarProblematic Blue-faceIn this episode, Jay and Simon discuss Halloween, candy, Jay’s recent trip and a disturbing smurf-related story.2019-11-011h 02Two Gimps Walk In To a BarBeats, birthdays and tattoosIn this episode, Jay and Simon talk beats, Jay’s Birthday and first tattoo.2019-10-201h 04Two Gimps Walk In To a BarChoke-fil-aClick-bait, Chick-fil-a employees saving lives and food stamps. Check out our sponsor instagram.com/rolloutfitness2019-10-1057 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a Bar10 going on 50A very random episode from Simon and Jay covering IG burn attempts and food samples in the mall food court. Check out our sponsor instagram.com/rolloutfitness2019-10-0444 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarSummer Walker, not just for walkiesSummer Walker video, music updates, iPhone updates, and how short is now in style. Check our sponsor Instagram.com/rolloutfitness2019-09-2744 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BaroiPhoneIn this episode Jay and Simon talk iPhones and then solve racism... check out our sponsor Instagram.com/rolloutfitness2019-09-201h 18Two Gimps Walk In To a BarBig B*tch EnergyIn this episode Jay and Simon discuss gender stereotypes, waffles vs. pancakes, and the a cockroach meets its demise. Check out our sponsor Instagram.com/rolloutfitness2019-09-1345 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarFrydayIn this episode Jay and Simon dive into a lot of hot deep-fryer talk and also some deeper topics. Check out our sponsor Instagram.com/rolloutfitness2019-09-061h 03Two Gimps Walk In To a BarHot Gimp SummerIn this episode, Jay and Simon discuss the unique perspective of hooking up/dating as a ‘disabled’. All you walkies with an OI fetish, enjoy... oh also Jay rides a bus live on the podcast. Check out our sponsor http://www.instagram.com/rolloutfitness2019-08-231h 03Two Gimps Walk In To a BarSend bush pics...In this episode, Jay updates us on the move to a new apartment and Simon discusses an alternative to nudes... check our sponsor http://www.instagram.com/rolloutfitness2019-08-1658 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarA game of inchesIn this episode Simon and Jay discuss comforters, haircuts, ignoring other people’s opinions and how Simon’s life was once saved by a girlfriend that now hates him. Check out our sponsor http://www.instagram.com/rolloutfitness2019-08-091h 12Two Gimps Walk In To a BarMovin on out...In this episode, Jay and Simon talk about Jay’s upcoming move to his first apartment, how the world has not been built for everyone and why that is ok, plus the two talk about Jay’s appearance in the new Hero The Band video. Check out our sponsor http://www.instagramcom/rollout fitness2019-08-0257 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarStand for nothing...In this episode Jay and Simon discuss the idea and importance of branding, ghosting and being ghosted in business and the need for Jay to find an accountant. Check out our sponsor http://www.instagram.com/rolloutfitness2019-07-261h 00Two Gimps Walk In To a BarAreola 51In this episode, jay and Simon discuss the Bagel Boss, FaceApp for the genitals, the search for aliens and Jay’s possible new podcast ‘The Beat-Off’. Check out our sponsor http://instagram.com/rolloutfitness2019-07-191h 01Two Gimps Walk In To a BarGimp is the New WalkieIn this episode, Jay and Simon discuss the free money on 285, the ice cream licker, the lengths people will go for attention and Simon recalls the time he was nearly arrested.2019-07-121h 02Two Gimps Walk In To a BarCo-dependence DayCelebrate the 4th early by not talking about the 4th. However, Jay and Simon discuss what happens when Instagram and Facebook are down and once again we talk about being independent gimps and Jay’s growing culinary skills.2019-07-041h 02Two Gimps Walk In To a BarOne man’s hoe is another man’s wifeIn this episode, Jay and Simon discuss the culinary arts, living independently and the mystery store in Simon’s neighborhood...2019-06-281h 08Two Gimps Walk In To a BarThe gimps come out at night...In this episode Simon and Jay discuss free fruit, personal hygiene, ‘accessible’ transportation services and a bunch of other random stuff2019-06-211h 03Two Gimps Walk In To a BarLaw and Order STDIn this episode, Jay and Simon discuss oatmeal, job interviews and PCAs down with PDA.2019-06-1455 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarEmotional Support HippoIn this episode, Jay and Simon discuss going viral, emotional support animals, movie night gone wrong and a rant about walkies’ use of the wheelchair stall.2019-06-071h 02Two Gimps Walk In To a BarBowliosisIn this episode, Simon and Jay talk about a birthday bowling adventure and also spending family time at the strip club and ‘reading’ Playboy magazine.2019-05-3148 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarGimp of ThronesIn this episode, Simon and Jay spill everything you ever wanted or needed to know about Game of Thrones and then Jay introduces us to the ‘Pepperoni Waffle’2019-05-241h 00Two Gimps Walk In To a BarA whiter audience...In this episode, Jay and Simon talk about their recent studio collaboration on an audiobook, their adventures and magical encounters at Walmart and a food review of Flip Burger.2019-05-171h 07Two Gimps Walk In To a BarDominatrix Workout PlanIn this episode Jay and Simon discuss Jay’s upcoming move into an apartment, Simon share’s his La Parrilla shame, and then they ramble on about various things including a workout plan involving a bit of S&M.2019-05-101h 03Two Gimps Walk In To a BarHot towels and happy endingsIn this episode Jay talks about starting a new personal schedule and being/feeling more productive then Simon and Jay talk about getting a haircut can bridge the racial divide also Simon rambles about song royalties... and remember, if you’re not late, you’re not on time...2019-05-031h 03Two Gimps Walk In To a BarDJ..... Jay? vs. The Fire DepartmentIn this episode Jay and Simon discuss Jay’s recent encounter with the fire department and a harrowing wheelchair rescue. Simon reminds everyone that all wheelchair people look alike. Also, we all learn why Simon and Jay are truly born as gang-affiliated.2019-04-2658 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarEaster Legs (TAKE 2)In this episode, Jay and Simon talk about social media, recording/mixing, and Simon’s tale of romantic rescue outside of Office Depot2019-04-191h 05Two Gimps Walk In To a BarLittle people, big shadeIn this episode, Jay and Simon share drinking stories, spicy uses for grapes and how an Olive Garden dinner consensually hugged Jay.2019-04-1258 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarAdversity BINGOJay and Simon discuss working out (The birth of “The Pebble”, eating habits, the VFW, grandmas creating our dating profile videos and then ask listeners to send Easter Baskets... oh and an ice cream review2019-04-0554 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarThese legs weren’t made for walkin’Jay and Simon discuss the good and bad sides of social media, therapy between appetizers and desserts, and does using performance enhancing drugs revoke your gimp card?2019-03-2859 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarMy Cripples are HardWheelchair stall sex, therapy, equal opportunity bank robbery and wheelchair maintenance. What more could you ask for?2019-03-2158 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarPeople of wheelIn this episode Jay and Simon discuss being at a mixtape listening party that was shut down by the cops, is Gucci still racist, Jay takes a self defense class, and we discuss being gimp in public. Thanks for listening!2019-03-1455 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarGuess who’s rolling to dinner...Yeah Simon said the wrong title of the classic movie so what... in this episode Simon and Jay discuss attention spans, the “grind”, are you date’able’, defining Walkie, a food review and Jay does a hella long outro.2019-03-0855 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarLabel-bodiedLabeling or overgeneralizing can be dangerous. Most times people’s challenges are not what you think they are. Join Simon and Jay as they discuss this as well as the possible takeover of for-rent wheelchairs that are bound to pop up in major cities.2019-03-0152 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarTwo G!mps Walk in to A Bar PreviewSimon Illa and Jay (aka Mini Producer) talk about stuff on a podcast instead of long drawn out phone convos...2019-02-2107 minTwo Gimps Walk In To a BarTGWIAB Trailer2019-02-2000 min